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*ring ring ring
Sanji reaches over and gently presses down on a mess of soft, spiky hair.
*ring ring ring
Sanji: "Ah, that's not the snooze button, but the Marimo."
Zoro: "Huh?"
Sanji: "It's alright; I'm just looking for the damn alarm clock."
With his eyes still closed, Zoro lazy lifts his arm up and then quickly brings it back down in a knife hand strike.
Zoro: "No sword style-Tiger-Chop."
A blue flash of light appears from the movement of his hand and hits the alarm clock.
*silence.
Sanji: "Oi, Marimo, did you just make that shit up?"
Zoro: Zzzz