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02/APRIL/2021

Redbucket  >>> No Bat Related Title Here GC

[01:45 am] Redbucket

okay

which one of you fuckers sneaked into my safehouse and ate all my chocolate covered almonds

I know it was one of you assholes

because I already beat the shit out of roy 

and he also doesn’t like them

so own up

[01:50 am] Tim-bit

oh hey look

Jay is alive

[01:51 am] O's 

checking him off the list

one left

[01:51 am] Redbucket

the fuck you talking about?

what list’? the hit list?

good luck with that, bitches

I’m like a cockroach

I always come back

[01:52 am] Tim-bit

you could have said terminator

same analogy

and yet

cockroach

[01:52 am] Redbucket

shut up, you’re adopted

[01:52 am] Tim-bit

so are you????

[01:52 am] Redbucket

aw well

fuck you

[01:52 am] Tim-bit

ah

my heart

[01:52 am] Redbucket

i hate you

[01:53 am] Tim-bit

old news

[01:53 am] Redbucket

whatEVER

who’s else missing?

the hell did i miss? 

I leave for a cover mission for a few weeks

and you people fall apart

again

is it bruce? 

because if so, it’s my turn with the cowl

Alfred said so

[01:55 am] Tim-bit

he did not

[01:55 am] Chickenwing

it’s Damian

he went off the grid a few weeks ago

[01:56 am] Redbucket

again?

doesn’t he do this like

every six months?

[01:56 am] Tim-bit

true

but those time he has the tracer on him

he’s a complete ghost this time

[01:56 am] Redbucket

who pissed him off?

what am I asking

bruce?

[01:57 am] Chickenwing

you’ve got it

[01:57 am] Spoilers-be-aware

ding ding DING

[01:57 am] Redbucket

I’m not even gonna ask

so what? no trace of him? at all?

[01:58 am] O's 

none

[01:58 am] Chickenwing

nothing

[01:58 am] Tim-bit

nada

[01:59 am] Spoilers-be-aware

:/

[02:02 am] Redbucket

seriously? a ten-years-old outsmarted you all?

[02:03 am] Chickenwing

he’s fourteen, jay

[02:03 am] Redbucket

oh dude what the fuck

since fucking when?

the fuck?

[02:04 am] Tim-bit

since his last birthday?

you gave him Your Name manga

you ate half the cake on your own, dude

[02:05 am] Redbucket

ooooh right

[02:05 am] Tim-bit

you thought he had been celebrating his eleventh birthday for the last four years???

[02:06 am] Redbucket

get off my back

you guys are weird okay?

replacement still looks like he’s seventeen

[02:06 am] Tim-bit

it’s call skin care

[02:07 am] Redbucket

itSz cAAAallLed skInNHCarRRe

[02:07 am] O's 

To answer to your question, Jason

[02:07 am] Redbucket

wha

what question

[02:07 am] Tim-bit

dude

[02:07 am] Spoilers-be-aware

is he okay???????

[02:07 am] Chickenwing

he’s healing from a concussion 

Roy and Star just texted me

[02:07 am] Spoilers-be-aware

aaaaaaaaaaaah

that explains it

[02:08 am] Redbucket

those goddamn snitches

[02:08 am] O's 

Right

As I was saying

He hasn’t outsmarted us

Yet 

We're still looking for him

[02:11 am] Redbucket

uh huh

okay look

this is going to sound really stupid

and I’m going to totally blame my concussed brain if it doesn't work

but have you tried reaching him from

well, here? on the group chat?

[02:23 am] Redbucket

wow

bunch of world’s best detectives

[02:23 am] Tim-bit

okay

to be fair, we traced his phone and nothing came up

[02:24 am] Redbucket

so?? 

he’s a lil demon, replacement

who you have been teaching hacking shit

good job, replacement

you made your little gremlin of a brother disappear

[02:24 am] Tim-bit

how’s this my fault!!!??

Dick told me I had to bond with him!!!

[02:25 am] Chickenwing

It sounded like a good idea at the time

[02:25 am] O's 

This is exactly why I never taught any of you anything

Because of your drama-theater asses

[02:25 am] Redbucket

smart

okay, but how do you know he’s not taking a vacation?

from all of you

because lemme tell you, you guys are batshit crazy

who knows, maybe he's in Hawaii

[02:26 am] Chickenwing

Why would he be in Hawaii?

[02:26 am] Redbucket

who doesn't want to be in Hawaii??

[02:27 am] Spoilers-be-aware

he's got a point there

[02:27 am] Tim-bit

this is Damian we are talking about

we haven't found any trace of him for weeks

You really think he would take the phone where he has a group chat with his paranoid-ass vigilante family?

[02:28 am] Redbucket

I mean, yeah  

he has his angry birds record on that phone

[02:28 am] Tim-bit

shit, you've got a point

[02:29 am] Redbucket

I'm getting a lot of points tonight  

2 more and I get a free donut

[02:29 am] Chickenwing

If he took his phone with him  

Does that mean he has been reading us this entire time?

[02:29 am] O's 

theoretically? yes

[02:29 am] Spoilers-be-aware

purrhaps

[02:30 am] Redbucket

hey, demon, you shit, are you leaving us on seen?

[02:30 am] Tim-bit

we would know if he was, you know, the app tells you   

And he hasn't

[02:30 am] Cass-Sass

No internet. Wifi.

🤔😕

[02:30 am] Spoilers-be-aware

hm, yeah,  I back up Cass on that one

maybe he doesn't have internet where he is

[02:31 am] Redbucket

Hawaii has wifi

[02:31 am] Chickenwing

He's not in Hawaii

[02:31 am] Redbucket

jury’s still out for that one

alright so

Plan C

We invoke him

ya know, like a demon

Replacement, bring the salt

[02:32 am] Spoilers-be-aware

lol, so just show up, tim

[02:32 am] Redbucket

lmao

burn

[02:33 am] Cass-Sass

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[02:33 am] Tim-bit

you guys suck

[02:45 am] Royal Brat

Hello

[02:45 am] Redbucket

huh

would you look at that  

[02:45 am] Chickenwing

DAMIAN!??

[02:45 am] Spoilers-be-aware

DUDE

[02:46 am] Cass-Sass

baby brother

❗❗❗❗❗

😲😲😲

[02:46 am] Tim-bit

hello

[02:46 am] Redbucket

Holy shit 

can’t believe that worked

[02:46 am] Tim-bit

you didn’t do anything????

[02:46 am] Redbucket

stfu

[02:46 am] Chickenwing

Damian Thomas Wayne where the HECK have you been

Are you okay???

Damian

[02:46 am] Royal Brat

Busy  

Can't talk  

No wifi

[02:46 am] Spoilers-be-aware

point for Cass +1

[02:47 am] Royal Brat

No location  

But  

½ point for Todd

[02:47 am] Redbucket

HA  

IN ALL OF YOUR DUMB-ASS FACES

[02:47 am] Royal Brat

Ok

Alive  

Again

[02:47 am] Redbucket

Wow 

Ok, back it up there

[02:47 am] Chickenwing

AGAIN!!!???  

Whst do You MEAN AGAUN

[02:47 am] Spoilers-be-aware

dude, are you okay???????

[02:48 am] Tim-bit

No wifi??????????

[02:48 am] Spoilers-be-aware

Tim, priorities

[02:48 am] Tim-bit

agaaaaaaaaain????*****

[02:48 am] Royal Brat

BUSY  

Heart ok again  

No touch my manga

Bye

[02:48 am] Chickenwing

DAMIAN WAYNE YOU COME BACK HERE  

TIM??? O's ????

[02:49 am] O's 

I’m sorry, Dick 

We can’t trace it

[02:49 am] Tim-bit

sorry too  

the no wifi part being true threw me off

[02:49 am] Spoilers-be-aware

dude

[02:50 am] Tim-bit

I said sorry!!

O's , you okay with me coming over?

Maybe we can figure something out together

[02:53 am] Chickenwing

I’m coming with

I’m not going to get any sleep anyway

[02:54 am] Redbucket

hey

pick me up

because apparently you dumbasses don’t have a proper brain cell

you need me

[02:54 am] Chickenwing

Jay, you should be resting 

[02:54 am] Redbucket

pick me up

or else

[02:55 am] Spoilers-be-aware

ominous

dangerous

[02:55 am] Tim-bit

he means he will take a Uber, steph

[02:56 am] Spoilers-be-aware

wow

disappointing

[02:56 am] Redbucket

ah

my very reason to exist

[02:56 am] Tim-bit

sad

[02:56 am] Spoilers-be-aware

lame

[02:57 am] Redbucket

your ASSES are sad and LAME

DICK are you picking me up or what

[02:57 am] Chickenwing

Jesus, fine

I’m coming

[02:57 am] Redbucket

ok

Imma cancel Ric then

[02:58 am] Tim-bit

please say sike

[02:58 am] Redbucket

can’t

that’s the uber’s name

he actually has 5 stars and very good reviews

our good old friend RIC would NEVER

[02:58 am] Chickenwing

screw you

[02:59 am] Redbucket

wow

rude ass

minus a star for you

[02:58 am] Chickenwing

I’M NOT AN UBER

09/APRIL/2021

Redbucket  >>> No Bat Related Title Here GC

[12:05 am] Redbucket

Okay  

This stakeout is boring af

so I have a nother idea

To invoke our demon again

[12:03 am] Tim-bit

you said that last time

and I had to hand upside down in the cave for HOURS

[12:03 am] Redbucket

my Tim-Piñata was fucking brilliant

[12:05 am] Chickenwing

You were saying, Jay?

[12:05 am] Redbucket

easy  

piecey  

lemon  

squeezy

melon

squeaky

[12:06 am] Tim-bit

DUDE

[12:06 am] Spoilers-be-aware

GET ON WITH IT

[12:07 am] Redbucket

Lighten the FUCK UP  

FINE  

HEy, damian  

Look at Dickie’s new puppy  

[photo attached: puppers dick doesn’t deserve]

[12:07 am] Chickenwing

hey :(

She loves me

[12:26 am] Tim-bit

wow look at that

another failed plan

[12:26 am] Redbucket

I don’t see you making any suggestions, replacement

not that I’m surprised

[12:26 am] Spoilers-be-aware

hey now

[12:27 am] Tim-bit

oh fuck you, Jason

just because I’m not throwing insane ideas 

doesn’t mean i’m not trying my best on finding him

[12:28 am] Redbucket

right

because clearly you are good enough

right, Demon?

oh wait

[12:28 am] Tim-bit

fuck off

[12:28 am] Chickenwing

OK, TIME OUT

both of you, cool off

All of us are doing what we can

I know we all care, ok? We all know

Just

Cool it, okay?

[12:30 am] Redbucket

whatever

[12:30 am] Spoilers-be-aware

guys :c

[12:34 am] Cass-Sass

😡😡❌❌❌😡😡

🤼🤼💕💕💕🤼🤼

[12:34 am] Spoilers-be-aware

yeah, Cass is right

hug it out

[12:36 am] Redbucket

those dudes are wrestling

[12:36 am] Spoilers-be-aware

no, it’s a hug

[12:36 am] Tim-bit

they are literally wrestling

the algorithm says so

[12:37 am] Redbucket

I will take the wrestling

meet me at Dennis’, bitch

I will smack the waffle out of you

[12:37 am] Tim-bit

waffle??

we’re having breakfast first???

[12:39 am] Redbucket

I can’t beat the shit out of you with an empty stomach

[12:39 am] Tim-bit

sounds reasonable

[12:39 am] Spoilers-be-aware

can I come?

I’m coming, idc what u say

[12:40 am] Cass-Sass

@Tim-bit 😡

@Redbucket 😡

😡😡😡😡

[12:41 am] Tim-bit

fine, okay

I shouldn’t have said that, Jay

I’m sorry

really

[12:41 am] Redbucket

uuuuuuuuuuuuugh

uugh FINE

I’m sorry too

and for the Tim-piñata

[12:41 am] Tim-bit

it’s fine

I took a nap in the middle of it tbh

was refreshing

[12:42 am] Redbucket

weirdo

[12:42 am] Chickenwing

YOUR weirdo of a little brother :)

[12:42 am] Redbucket

no comment

[12:42 am] Spoilers-be-aware

that’s an agreement to the statement uwu

[12:44 am] Redbucket

no comment

[12:45 am] Tim-bit

ppfff

stubborn-ass

[12:45 am] Cass-Sass

💕💕💕💕💕💕

[12:47 am] Redbucket

UggGhhH

I hope you’re happy, Dickhead

 

[12:47 am] Chickenwing

I am :)

and Jay

It was a good try

thank you

[12:54 am] Redbucket

ew

whatever

09/APRIL/2021

Royal Brat >>> No Bat Related Title Here GC

[11:01 am] Royal Brat

Replying: @[photo attached: puppers dick doesn’t deserve]

Name

[11:02 am] Redbucket

OOOOOH 

POINT FOR RED HOOD BITCHES  

LEADING SCORE

IN YOUR FACE, DRAKE

[11:03 am] Tim-bit

I am  

Shook 

[11:03 am] Royal Brat

Name

[11:03 am] Redbucket

location

[11:03 am] Royal Brat

Name

[11:03 am] Redbucket

location

[11:04 am] Royal Brat

>:( 

Lazarus

NAME

[11:04 am] Chickenwing

Wait, wait

Damian, what do you mean?

Lazarus????  

What that means?

[11:06 am] Royal Brat

Name

[11:06 am] Chickenwing

Damian

[11:06 am] Royal Brat

Name

[11:06 am] Chickenwing

Oh my god  

Haley

Her name is Haley

[11:06 am] Royal Brat

Acceptable  

Bye

[11:06 am] Chickenwing

D AMIAN

[11:07 am] Royal Brat

TT  

Alive

[11:07 am] Chickenwing

And Ok???

[11:09 am] Royal Brat

Alive

[11:09 am] Chickenwing

Dami

[11:09 am] Spoilers-be-aware

Stay safe kiddo

[11:09 am] Cass-Sass

Be careful 

[11:11 am] Redbucket

I hope you know we are eventually coming for your bratty ass, lil dude

[11:11 am] Tim-bit

with good wifi

[11:14 am] Royal Brat

Do not  

BYE

[11:14 am] Chickenwing

I love you

[11:14 am] Cass-Sass

we* 

[11:14 am] Chickenwing

We* love you

[11:15 am] Redbucket

Hey now  

don't get too chummy

[11:15 am] Tim-bit

I mean  

love loveeeee ????

[11:15 am] Chickenwing

And we care, Damian

A lot

[11:15 am] Tim-bit

yeah ok  

Accurate

[11:16 am] Redbucket

fine  

I can live with that

[11:16 am] Royal Brat

TT

[11:19 am] Royal Brat

Likewise 

Bye

[11:20 am] Spoilers-be-aware

I’m ???????????? high key emotional right now?????????

[11:21 am] Cass-Sass

😢😢😢😭😭😭

[11:21 am] Chickenwing

Yeah, me too

I really hope he’s okay

[11:21 am] Redbucket

puh-lease

it’s the brat we’re talking about

he’ll be fine

[11:21 am] Spoilers-be-aware

Jason, your plan WORKED

You are 

A GODDAMN GENIUS?????

[11:21 am] Redbucket

been knew

now

 GET OFF THE FUCKING THRONE REPLACEMENT

THE NEW FAMILY GENIUS HAS ARRIVED

[11:22 am] Tim-bit

over my dEAD COLD BODY

[11:22 am] Redbucket

EASILY DOABLE

[11:25 am] Cass-Sass

🤼

🤼

🤼

[11:27 am] Redbucket

NO

NO MORE VIRTUAL HUGS

[11:27 am] Cass-Sass

Wrestle

😎😎😎

[11:28 am] Redbucket

oh

then fuck yeah

😎

[11:28 am] Spoilers-be-aware

😎

[11:31 am] Tim-bit

Dennis?

[11:31 am] Redbucket

you read my mind

Chapter Text

14/APRIL/2021

Cassie >>> No Bat Related Title Here GC

[01:23 am] Cassie

🐼🥋🐼🥋🐼🥋

[01:23 am] Timberlina

aaand that settles it

next movie night we have we’ll see Kung Fu Panda

[01:23 am] Purple monster

AW YEAAAH

EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTIIIINNNGGG

[01:24 am] Guns R us  

this system is fucking RIGGED

[01:26 am] Golden Dick

It was a vote, Jay

Everyone voted

Fair and square

[01:27 am] Guns R us  

not EVERYONE

What does Duke say?

[01:27 am] Timberlina

nothin

He’s sleeping rn

[01:27 am] Guns R us

The fuck?

Didn’t he read the rules when he joined our cult?

No healthy habits. Period.

[01:27 am] Timberlina

that’s what I said

[01:27 am] Golden Dick

He has day patrol, remember?

[01:28 am] Purple monster

is he even in the groupchat?

I don't think I have ever seen him texting?

[01:32 am] Timberlina

he is

he just have us on mute

because and i quote “you are pretty annoying on text but the chaotic energy feeds me so I read you guys convos during dinner instead of watching tv”

“It’s like watching the Karkashians.”

he also said that Jason was Chloe

[01:32 am] Guns R us

How fucking dare he

I’m clearly kIM

[01:32 am] Purple monster

as IF

If anyone here is Kim it would be DICK’s ass

[01:32 am] Timberlina

but not Dick himself

[01:32 am] Purple monster

exactly

[01:35 am] Golden Dick

So only my ass is Kim? Like

I’m not Kim BECAUSE of my ass

No

My ass IS Kim

[01:35 am] Purple monster

idk where is the confusion

[01:35 am] Golden Dick

idk why I’m offended

and low-key sad

[04:44 am] Guns R us  

hey 

bunch of eyholes

pack a bag, we going bird hunting

[04:45 am] Timberlina

I feel threaten’

half my alter ego is a bird

[04:45 am] Purple monster

and the other part is the color red

[04:45 am] Cassie

Farewell

😬😬✌️

[04:46 am] Golden Dick

@Guns R us Rose?

[04:46 am] Guns R us

yeh

says baby bat has gone missing

[04:46 am] Golden Dick

he has GONE WHAT

[04:46 am] Guns R us

missing

as in 

vanished

[04:46 am] Golden Dick

I know what that means jay!!!!

[04:46 am] Guns R us

Then why the fuck you ask!!!

BABY BAT = POOF

HAPPY?

[04:46 am] Golden Dick

😒😒😒

What else did she say?

[04:47 am] Guns R us

Well now I don't know if I WANT to tell you

[04:47 am] Golden Dick

Jason!!

[04:47 am] Timberlina

Dude!!!

[04:47 am] Purple monster

Not cool!!!

[04:47 am] Cassie

😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬

😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬

[04:48 am] Guns R us

Jesus fine

She says no one has seen or heard of him since last night

But all of his stuff were still at camp

[04:48 am] Timberlina

well

That's not good

[04:48 am] Purple monster

OH, YOU THINK SO, TIM?

[04:48 am] Timberlina

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME FOR ??

IM JUST STATING FACTS

[04:48 am] Purple monster

IDK, IM NERVOUS AND WORRIED

[04:48 am] Timberlina

IM TOO ??? SO CHILL

[04:48 am] Purple monster

YOU CHILL

[04:49 am] Timberlina

NO, YOU

[04:49 am] Purple monster

YOU

[04:49 am] Timberlina

YOU

[04:49 am] Purple monster

SHUT UP

[04:49 am] Timberlina

YOU SHUT UP

[04:49 am] Guns R us

BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP

[04:50 am] Purple monster

DID SHE TELL YOU ANYTHING ELSE???? SOMEONE DID HIM DIRTY???

[04:50 am] Guns R us

THAT’S WHAT IM TRYING TO TELL YOU

YOU DIP SHITS

BUT YOU WONT STOP SHOUTING

[04:50 am] Purple monster

WE ARE CONCERNED ????

[04:50 am] Timberlina

IT’S OUR RIGHT

[04:50 am] Guns R us

RIGHT MY FOOT UP TO YOUR ASS

IF YOU DONT SHUT UP

[04:50 am] Timberlina

BRING IT, WALKING DEAD

[04:50 am] Purple monster

TIM, THEY ARE CALLED WALKERS

[04:50 am] Timberlina

HE GOT IT, OK

[04:50 am] Golden Dick

ALL OF YOU STOP YELLING

[04:50 am] Timberlina

JASON STARTED IT!

[04:50 am] Guns R us

I LITERALLY DID NOT

SO SHUT THE RIGHT UP

 

[04:50 am] Timberlina

fine

[04:50 am] Purple monster

FINE

[04:50 am] Timberlina

STEPH

[04:50 am] Purple monster

SORRY

[04:51 am] Golden Dick

STEPH

[04:51 am] Purple monster

SHIT OK 

ok

there

chilling

[04:52 am] Guns R us

GOOD NOW AS I WAS SAYING

[04:52 am] Golden Dick

Why are you still yelling?

[04:52 am] Guns R us

SHE SAYS SHE HAS SUSPECTS

BUT NOTHING CERTAIN

AND THAT EVERYTHING IS JUST SKETCHY AS FUCK

[04:53 am] Timberlina

why does jason gets to yell

[04:53 am] Guns R us

SO PACK YOUR BAGS

[04:53 am] Purple monster

he’s worried and concerned

[04:53 am] Guns R us

SOMEONE’S GONNA HAVE TO STEAL THE BATPLANE’S KEYS 

AND HAS ANYONE SEEN THE GREMLIN’S FAVORITE HOODIE?

ROSE TOLD ME THE ASSHOLE DIDN’T TAKE ANYTHING OTHER THAN UNDIES

AND HIS LAME ASS UNIFORM

[04:55 am] Timberlina

look at what you did steph

you got Jason into mother hen mode

[04:55 am] Purple monster

I am

speechless

[04:55 am] Guns R us

I WILL SMACK BOTH OF YOU

MOVE PEOPLE MOVE

[04:58 am] Purple monster

RESCUE MISSION 

LETS GOOOOOOO

[06:08 am] Bab-ass

Seriously?

I ignore you weirdos for a day to have a nice reading

And you all end up across the globe?

Probably already dead

[06:27 am] Bab-ass

I’m not explaining this one to Alfred

16/APRIL/2021

Duke-toot >>> No Bat Related Title Here GC

[08:10 am] Duke-toot

uh

ummmmmmmmmmm??

[08:12 am] Bab-ass

Hello, Duke

[08:12 am] Duke-toot

yeah

hi

um, so ???

did these guys really left in the middle of the week

to a mysterious island in the middle of nowhere

to find Damian??

 

[08:12 am] Bab-ass

Yes

[08:13 am] Duke-toot

WITHOUT US????

[08:13 am] Bab-ass

This is what happens when you have the chat on mute

[08:13 am] Duke-toot

:C

deserved

hurtful but deserved

[08:15 am] Bab-ass

Nah it’s okay

I also have them on mute

It’s part of my self-care routine

[08:15 am] Duke-toot

EEEY

no but srsly

THEY LEFT??? I mean, I didn’t check in in the last few days because finals

but also bc I thought everyone WAS STILL ALIVE AND KICKING

[08:16 am] Bab-ass

They might still be

[08:16 am] Duke-toot

might

I can’t believe they decided on movie night’s movie without me

AND went on a field trip across the globe without me

[08:16 am] Bab-ass

1) you snooze you lose

[08:16 am] Duke-toot

I WAS SLEEPING!! 

[08:16 am] Bab-ass

that’s why I said snooze

and 2) rescue mission*

 

[08:17 am] Duke-toot

it’s DAMIAN

DAMIAN T. WAYNE

have you MET the kid? no way this is a rescue mission

he probably vanished to have a self-discovery montage

or have a chill moment in the new drama-ass quest he decided to take upon himself

WHICH HE RIGHTFULLY NEEDS  

NGL

[08:18 am] Bab-ass

Hey, I just called it what they called it

Apparently they arrived yesterday

but since then they haven’t sent any updates

[08:18 am] Duke-toot

they dead

[08:22 am] Cassie

good

left me too

😡😡

[08:24 am] Bab-ass

Someone had to stay behind, Cass

[08:25 am] Cassie  

unfair

[08:25 am] Bab-ass

C’est la vie, mon amie

[08:26 am] Cassie

😒😒😒

revenge

17/APRIL/2021

Duke-toot >>> No Bat Related Title Here GC

[12:00 am] Duke-toot

Hey babs, do you know if the others are back yet? 

I have been working on my speech for their eventual return

to call out their asses

but I want it to be dramatic

and surprise them

with a

WELL, WELCOME BACK

TRAITORS

AND BACK STABBERS

WHO I FOOLISHLY CONSIDER MY SIBLINGS

MY KIN

and hope that they feel ashamed

and even more so if they didn’t bring me a souvenir back

[12:05 am] Bab-ass

and Damian 

[12:05 am] Duke-toot

oh, yeah

and damian

[12:05 am] Bab-ass

They’re on their way back rn

[12:06 am] Duke-toot

yiiiisss

they won’t know what hit them

[12:07 am] Bab-ass

You aim to take them by surprise?

[12:07 am] Duke-toot

aw yeaaaah

[12:07 am] Bab-ass

Good luck

[12:08 am] Duke-toot

appreciated but not necessary

success runs through my veins

[12:08 am] Bab-ass

Uh huh

Shouldn’t you be in bed?

[12:10 am] Duke-toot

no way

I'm not missing this

I have been waiting days for this

I'm not missing it

[12:13 am] Guns R us

lmao guys check it out

duke is awake

sup dude

[12:13 am] Timberlina

oh hey, steph and I were talking if you were still up for friday??

[12:13 am] Guns R us

You guys partying without me?? 

hurtful

[12:13 am] Timberlina

it’s little siblings partying

[12:14 am] Guns R us

I am a lil sibling, you douche

[12:16 am] Golden Dick

we can have a big brothers party jay

[12:16 am] Guns R us

ew

nvm

 

[12:16 am] Golden Dick

cass is also a big sis, you know

[12:16 am] Guns R us

oh, u right

ok, im in

[12:16 am] Cassie

🧡🧡🧡🧡

[12:17 am] Timberlina

i thought you were pissed @ us, cass???

[12:17 am] Cassie

oh

⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️

[12:17 am] Purple monster

duuuukeee!!! THERE YOU WERE!!!

HOW ARE YOU!!!

[12:19 am] Purple monster

DUKE

DUKE, YOU MEANIE

ANSWER ME

[12:19 am] Timberlina

did he fall asleep?

[12:19 am] Guns R us

two jelly donuts he did

[12:19 am] Purple monster

we literally started talking three minutes after his last message tho

[12:21 am] Timberlina

man, I wanted to hear his speech

[12:26 am] Bab-ass

it was a good speech

very dramatic

[09:02 am] Duke-toot

NOO

MY SPEECH

WHATEVER IM DOING IT

[09:02 am] Guns R us

heey look it’s Duke!!

[09:02 am] Duke-toot

WELL WELCOME BACK 

[09:02 am] Purple monster

Duke!!! fRIDAY? yes? still on?

[09:02 am] Duke-toot

TRAITORS

(yes now hush)

[09:03 am] Golden Dick

Duke! How's patrol?

Did you catch that thug at your school? The one assaulting your female classmates?

[09:03 am] Duke-toot

AND BACK STABBERS

(yes, yes, he’s rotting in jail and hell, tell you later)

[09:03 am] Timberlina

hi buddy

how you doing?

[09:03 am] Duke-toot

WHO I FOOLISHLY CONSIDER MY SIBLINGS

MY KIN

(in the middle of a rampage, bro, could you not?)

[09:03 am] Timberlina

right right

go on

[09:04 am] Duke-toot

AND I WAS FORSAKEN

LEFT BEHIND

ONLY TO SEE

[09:05 am] Duke-toot

nvm, the moment is gone

assholes

[09:05 am] Golden Dick

we love you too buddy

we’re sorry we didn’t take you with us

it was the spring of the moment

[09:05 am] Duke-toot

it’s fine

did you at least bring me a souvenir back?

[09:05 am] Bab-ass

or Damian

[09:05 am] Duke-toot

or damian

[09:05 am] Timberlina

funny story

[09:06 am] Guns R us

no

[09:06 am] Duke-toot

no to my souvenir? 

or no to damian?

[09:07 am] Guns R us

Which one would make you more distressed?

[09:07 am] Duke-toot

take a guess

[09:07 am] Guns R us

no souvenir

[09:07 am] Duke-toot

DAMN IT

I HAVE NO FAMILY

[09:08 am] Timberlina

relatable

[09:08 am] Duke-toot

Fjbaldkndks damn tim

No but srsly

What’s up with the lil guy?

He okay ?

[09:08 am]Golden Dick

Yeah

As much as we could tell

He’s just

Figuring himself out

Like we all have 

[09:10 am] Guns R us

Lil fucker tazed me

[09:10 am] Purple monster

Lmaooooo

[09:10 am] Timberlina

Glorious

[09:11 am] Golden Dick

He got you good

[09:11 am] Guns R us

Shut your mouth dickwad

[09:12 am] Duke-toot

@Guns R us   sucks

[09:12 am] Timberlina

At least he hugged you

[09:13 am] Guns R us

He fucking tazed me, tim

[09:13 am] Timberlina

Yeah but two milliseconds somewhere in there 

was a legit hug

[09:14 am] Guns R us

TSK

get out of here with your FACTS

[09:14 am] Golden Dick

You guys should really hug more

This is just concerning

[09:15 am] Guns R us

HE WAS THE ONE WHO TAZED ME

[09:15 am] Golden Dick

I’m just suggessstiiiinggggg

Jeez

[10:26 am] Bab-ass

Did he tell you why he vanished in the first place?

[10:26 am] Purple monster

apparently he was doing a self-discovery / training montage

[10:26 am] Duke-toot

I freaking called it

[10:27 am] Golden Dick

He said he did it alone

But I have my doubts

Not that I don’t trust him

But

[10:27 am] Guns R us

it’s an island full of trained deadly assassins

yeah, we get it

[10:27 am] Timberlina

psh, please

like, who's the worst he can find on that island???

freaking Rah 's???

another Al Ghul family member that mysteriously appeared OH so conveniently just now?

haha or what

[10:54 am] Timberlina

why do I get the feeling I just suddenly jinxed us??

[10:54 am] Purple monster

because you PORBABLY FREAKING DID

[10:56 am] Guns R us

nice going replacement

[10:59 am] Timberlina

I didn’t!! 

I was just !!!

YOU DON’T KNOW FOR SURE

25/APRIL/2021

Golden Dick >>> No Bat Related Title Here GC

[23:04 pm] Golden Dick

[photo attached: haley eating a shoe]

[photo attached: haley eating another shoe]

[photo attached: haley being haley]

[photo attached: haley haley haley]

[photo attached: haley sleepping]

[photo attached: haley with a robin sweater]

[23:05 pm] Guns R us

DICK

STOP WITH THE PHOTOS

WE GET IT

YOU HAVE A PUPPY

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP

[23:05 pm] Golden Dick

I know you know!!! 

But I’m trying to see if Damian would check in 

If he had, you know, a reward!!!! 

[23:07 pm] Timberlina

the demon never falls for the same trick twice, though

but nice try

[23:08 pm] Purple monster

i don't mind the photos

send away

Haley is freaking precious

[23:10 pm] Golden Dick

he hasn’t checked in for a while

[23:17 pm] Guns R us

he didn’t check in with us for a month or more before we cornered him, dickie

[23:17 pm] Golden Dick

well yeah!!

but that was before our heart to heart

[23:18 pm] Timberlina

you had a heart to heart?

[23:18 pm] Purple monster

Why does Dick always get the heart to heart convos with Damian??

I just got bruises

[23:19 pm] Guns R us

because he’s his favorite

[23:19 pm] Golden Dick

hey now, no

he loves us all the same

but yes I’m his favorite

[23:20 pm] Guns R us

hey wait

ignoring Dick’s ego

[23:20 pm] Golden Dick

hey!

[23:21 pm] Guns R us

I’ve got an idea i wanna try out

just because I’m bored

 

[23:21 pm] Purple monster

not worried

[23:21 pm] Guns R us

exactly

follow my lead

[23:21 pm] Guns R us

@Timberlina where’s that manga store you told me about ??

[23:22 pm] Timberlina

Main street, on the corner, has a big Naruto on the window winking at you

why?

[23:22 pm] Guns R us

I burned the gremlin’s manga and probs need to replace it

[23:23 pm] Tater-tot

TODD

I WILL INCINERATE YOU

[23:23 pm] Guns R us

@Golden Dick you’re welcome

[23:23 pm] Tater-tot

TODD

[23:25 pm] Golden Dick

it’s a lie, lil D

status report

[23:25 pm] Golden Dick

Damian

[23:26 pm] Tater-tot

TRICKS

no HONOR

[23:26 pm] Golden Dick

we wouldn’t HAVE to restore to tricks if SOMEONE would check in from time to time

[23:26 pm] Tater-tot

NONE of you

check in

in YOUR missions

[23:26 pm] Guns R us

we’re older

so suck it, pre-teen

[23:27 pm] Tater-tot

i’m FOUR

TEEN

[23:27 pm] Guns R us

haha

you just said you were four

[23:29 pm] Tater-tot

TODD

[23:29 pm] Timberlina

just check in, gremlin

[23:46 pm] Guns R us

do you think he did

ya know

the thing he does

where he goes all red to keep his screaming in

and stomps on his way out??

[23:46 pm] Purple monster

he probably punched a wall imagining your face

[23:46 pm] Guns R us

sound legit

[23:47 pm] Golden Dick

Damian Thomas Wayne

[23:48 pm] Tater-tot

furious

angry

irritated

[23:48 pm] Golden Dick

Any other feelings and status

that are not related to Jason?

[23:48 pm] Guns R us

hey!!

[23:49 pm] Tater-tot

alive

fine

a n n o y e d

[23:50 pm] Golden Dick

Good

Thank you D

How have you made any progress on the case??

[23:50 pm] Tater-tot

not much

but

[12:01 am] Purple monster

oh no

he’s dead

[12:01 am] Golden Dick

STEPH

[12:01 am] Purple monster

I’m kidding!!

[12:06 am] Tater-tot

TT

bad wifi

no progress

but getting close

breakthrough

[12:06 am] Guns R us

nice

stay close to Rose this time

watch each other’s back

[12:07 am] Timberlina

oh??

oh?????

[12:07 am] Guns R us

???

What

[12:07 am] Timberlina

Ooooooh???

[12:07 am] Guns R us

the fuck you going on about

[12:08 am] Purple monster

holy shit

does jason have a crush????

[12:08 am] Guns R us

???? no ?????

No

Why would you thiNK

she’s my FRIEND

and he’s my LITTLE BROTHER

They're in the middle of nowhere

surrounded by ASSASSINS

I’m concerned for them

[12:12 am] Golden Dick

he totally has a crush

[12:12 am] Timberlina

yeah

Like i was just messing around at first

But now 👐

calling damian little brother gave it up

[12:14 am] Bab-ass

and flat out writing how worried he is

he thought he could divert our attention with that

[12:14 am] Purple monster

bish was WROGN

wrong*

BITCH*

[12:15 am] Timberlina

yeah, what steph said!!!

[12:15 am] Guns R us

I AM CONCERNED

[12:16 am] Timberlina

yeah

we know you r

just like us

but we keep it inside

you know

like the emotional constipated ppl we are

and YOU are

unless you’re trying to hide something

like n o w 

[12:18 am] Purple monster

JAY HAS A CRUUUUUUUUUUUUSH

[12:18 am] Cassie  

😍😍😍

👩❤️💋👨👩❤️💋👨👩❤️💋👨👩❤️💋👨

[12:19 am] Golden Dick

JAY AND ROSE SITTING ON A TREE

[12:19 am] Timberlina

b e h e a d i n g someone else's HEAD!

[12:20 am] Purple monster

dark

but catchy

[12:21 am] Guns R us

SHE’S NOT MY CRUSH

[12:26 am] Tater-tot

ew

refrain yourself todd

[12:26 am] Guns R us

I 

DON’T 

HAVE

A

CRUSH

[12:26 am] Timberlina

hey hey dames @Tater-tot

ask Rose if Jason is her type

[12:28 am] Purple monster

lmao tim

[12:28 am] Guns R us

I WILL shoot you, drake

do NOT ask her, demon

[12:45 am] Tater-tot

tt

she doesn’t look impressed

[12:45 am] Guns R us

YOU SHIT

I SAID NOT TO TELL HER

[12:45 am] Purple monster

oh he clearly doesn't have a crush

[12:45 am] Timberlina

not at all

[12:46 am] Tater-tot

says u’r not her type

[12:47 am] Guns R us

fuck

I don’t five a fuck****

give****

[12:47 am] Timberlina

that was just sad

[12:47 am] Tater-tot

and that’s exactly her type

[12:48 am] Timberlina

?????

sad?

[12:48 am] Purple monster

with daddy issues?

[12:48 am] Guns R us

guys who are not her type?

[12:49 am] Tater-tot

all of the above

[12:50 am] Golden Dick

Jay!!! You’re all of the above!!

[12:50 am] Purple monster

HOORAY!! 

you’re one step closer to getting laid!!

[12:50 am] Guns R us

shut the FUCK up

I don’t like Like her like that !!!!!!!

[12:50 am] Tater-tot

she says 

that if you grow “some”

she will accept a date

when tournament ends

[12:51 am] Guns R us

oh

well that changes things

I already have ‘some’

[12:51 am] Purple monster

ew

[12:51 am] Timberlina

TMI

[12:54 am] Tater-tot

doubtful

now pay

[12:54 am] Guns R us

what

[12:55 am] Tater-tot

for my data extraction service

[12:55 am] Purple monster

Aka matchmaker service

[12:56 am] Tater-tot

whatever

pay up

[12:56 am] Guns R us

I didn’t ask YOU to do ANY of this

I actually told you NOT to

[12:56 am] Tater-tot

pay

[12:56 am] Guns R us

you fucking SHIT

fine

what do you want? 

 

[12:57 am] Tater-tot

helmet

[12:57 am] Guns R us

YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE

[12:59 am] Tater-tot

yours

[12:59 am] Guns R us

again

YOU ALREADY HAVE ONE

YOU SHIT

[01:02 am] Tater-tot

another

[01:02 am] Purple monster

*Cue Thor smash*

[01:03 am] Guns R us

for fucks

fine

When does the tournament finish anyway?

[01:04 am] Tater-tot

todd

I’m in the middle

of uncovering what’s probably the biggest cult in the world

and most likely saving the world in the process

i don’t have time 

to supply your love fantasies of a date

[01:05 am] Guns R us

YOU SAID !!! 

that’s it

I hate you

see if i let you hug me next time brat

 

[01:34 am] Golden Dick

you will

[01:47 am] Purple monster

you will

[02:56 am] Timberlina

you will

[03:12 am] Bab-ass

you will

[04:23 am] Tater-tot

you will

[09:18 am] Duke-toot

You will

[09:37 am] Guns R us

I hate this fucking family

30/APRIL/2021

Tater-tot >>> No Bat Related Title Here GC

[01:34 am] Tater-tot

next week

Monday

bring mayo

 

[01:34 am] Guns R us

well

hello to you too

[01:36 am] Tater-tot

tt

mayo *

[01:36 am] Guns R us

uh huh

wtf is mayo?  

Like, may?   

 

[01:37 am] Timberlina

Cinco de mayo???

[01:37 am] Guns R us

trece de mayo????

[01:37 am] Timberlina

diez de mayo?????

[01:38 am] Guns R us

oh shit is that like a code?  

May tenth is mother's day

[01:38 am] Timberlina

soft gasp

[01:38 am] Purple monster

BIG ASS GASP

[01:39 am] Guns R us

Kid were u with Talia  

Are u a hostage  

Is she your touring you  

Besides not letting you have good wifi???

[01:39 am] Tater-tot

mayo **

[01:40 am] Guns R us

yes yeah we read ya  

Doesn't explain shit

[01:40 am] Tater-tot

bring  

MAYO ****

[01:41 am] Purple monster

oh

OH he wants mayonnaise

[01:41 am] Guns R us

Ah 

Yes I see it now

[01:41 am] Timberlina

huh  

Can't say I saw that coming

[01:41 am] Cassie

ok

[01:42 am] Purple monster

low fat???

[01:42 am] Golden Dick

Guys, no  

It's Maya

[01:42 am] Guns R us

?????  

Who the fuck is Maya

[01:43 am] Golden Dick

Nobody

[01:43 am] Guns R us

you just said their name was Maya

[01:43 am] Timberlina

lol

[01:44 am] Golden Dick

Maya is Nobody!!!!!!

[01:44 am] Guns R us

then why the fuck are they even in this conversation

[01:47 am] Purple monster

@Tater-tot , you want low fat mayo or not, I'm @ the store

[01:47 am] Guns R us

ah so he WAS talking about mayonnaise issue

[01:49 am] Tater-tot

NO

[01:49 am] Timberlina

maybe he wants like  

Sandwiches

[01:49 am] Cassie

ham and cheese

[01:49 am] Purple monster

DEFINITELY ham and cheese

We take no arguments

[01:50 am] Guns R us

fine  

But I'm on sandwich duty  

Since I don't trust ANY of you in the kitchen

[01:50 am] Purple monster

awesome sauce

[01:51 am] Timberlina

cool

[01:51 am] Cassie

🎉🎉💃💃🎉🎉💃💃

🎉🎉💃💃🎉🎉💃💃

[01:51 am] Tater-tot

Grayson

[01:51 am] Golden Dick

I've got it, Dames 

I'll get Maya

[01:52 am] Guns R us

who's Maya

[01:54 am] Timberlina

nobody

[01:54 am] Purple monster

is perfect  

\- Hannah Montana

[01:54 am] Guns R us

nice one  

But srsly who's Maya

[01:54 am] Cassie

dami’s friend

[01:55 am] Guns R us

the girl from GA with big eyes, short blob hair, who still has some of our arsenal?

[01:55 am] Golden Dick

That's Maps

[01:55 am] Purple monster

fave

[01:56 am] Timberlina

Maya is the one Damian did his year bloody thing with

[01:56 am] Guns R us

he big ass red furry bat?

[01:56 am] Purple monster

that's Goliath

[01:57 am] Guns R us

ok then the shaggy wide eyed kid with magic hands and shitty family?

[01:57 am] Golden Dick

No, that's Suren

[01:58 am] Guns R us

da fuck  

Which one is the one that flies and shit? The one who's basically a baby wipes supes?

[01:58 am] Timberlina

that's jon

[01:58 am] Guns R us

FOR FUCKS  

THE REDHEAD ONE THEN? ON THE NUNS ORPHANAGE?

[01:59 am] Golden Dick

Colin

[01:59 am] Guns R us

how about the girl, the Batgirl fan one? Curly hair?

[01:59 am] Purple monster

oooh Nelly!! Aw man i love that kid

[02:00 am] Cassie

visit soon

[02:00 am] Purple monster

we've gotta yes

[02:00 am] Guns R us

Ok, this kid has more friend and I do  

What the fuck

[02:03 am] Golden Dick

I am so proud

[02:04 am] Guns R us

of course u r  

so who the fuck is Maya

[02:05 am] Timberlina

NOBODY

[02:05 am] Guns R us

SLEEP EITH ONE FUCKING EYE OPEN, REPLSCEMENT

[02:06 am] Golden Dick

Where will you need us when the time comes, d?

[02:08 am] Tater-tot

east shore

12 am

ma8 sure

n1 c u

[02:08 am] Guns R us

this dude is getting more cryptid by the second

[02:08 am] Timberlina

so we are basically back up?

[02:10 am] Tater-tot

obviously 

you absolute fool

[02:10 am] Purple monster

gotta love the way damian takes the effort of dropping his cryptid act for a sec

just to drag tim on the mud

[02:10 am] Timberlina

you know i could just not

ya KNOW

not help you

you lil shit

[02:10 am] Tater-tot

then don't

[02:10 am] Timberlina

screw you

you don’t tell me what to do

I will

[02:11 am] Purple monster

lmao Tim

[02:11 am] Guns R us

careful replacement

that sounds hella like you care

[02:11 am] Timberlina

says the one who made us look for the gremlin’s favorite hoodie

before leaving last time

and got grumpy when we couldn't find it

[02:13 am] Tater-tot

srsly? 

nvm, don’t come

disappointments

[02:13 am] Golden Dick

Do you want the hoodie, lil d?

[02:18 am] Tater-tot

maybe

[02:18 am] Timberlina

say please

[02:18 am] Tater-tot

die

[02:19 am] Purple monster

say please

[02:19 am] Tater-tot

please die

[02:19 am] Guns R us

I know he tazed me

but you've gotta love the kid

[02:19 am] Cassie

@ Tater-Tot

😒😤

[02:19 am] Tater-tot

tt

please

[02:20 am] Guns R us

I told YOU PPL HE’D WANT IT

[02:20 am] Golden Dick

alright alright

well bring the hoodie, dw, lil D

[02:20 am] Purple monster

and the sandwiches

don’t think we forgot about that

I bought low fat mayo

 

[02:20 am] Golden Dick

we don’t have to 

nvm

yes, and the sandwiches

[02:21 am] Tater-tot

cheese and ham

[02:21 am] Purple monster

ATTA BOY

[02:21 am] Tater-tot

todd’s

[02:21 am] Guns R us

ATTA BOY

[02:22 am] Golden Dick

okok

anything else, Dames?

[02:22 am] Tater-tot

anything?

[02:22 am] Golden Dick

sure

[02:22 am] Tater-tot

Haley

[02:23 am] Golden Dick

????

come again?

[02:23 am] Tater-tot

Haley

bring haley

[02:23 am] Golden Dick

what ? 

Like

My puppy?

My three legged puppy?

[02:23 am] Tater-tot

yes

[02:24 am] Golden Dick

No

Absolutely no

Why would I ???? Bring her???

???

[02:24 am] Tater-tot

you said!!

anything

[02:25 am] Guns R us

he’s got you there big bird

[02:25 am] Golden Dick

Shut up, jay

Damian, I love you but no

I'm not bringing haley to a *mission*

[02:25 am] Purple monster

but she’s bitewing

[02:26 am] Timberlina

she’s part of the fam

[02:26 am] Golden Dick

You two are NOT helping

Get out

[02:26 am] Tater-tot

grayson

[02:26 am] Golden Dick

damian this is not a field trip

[02:26 am] Tater-tot

richard

[02:26 am] Guns R us

oh

oooh shit

First name basis

Things are getting HEATED

[02:26 am] Timberlina

gettin mushy

[02:26 am] Purple monster

pass the popcorn

[02:26 am] Cassie

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

[02:27 am] Golden Dick

No

I know you want to meet her

but you will once this is all over

Alright?

You’re priority, dames, i don’t want any distractions that may endanger you

[02:27 am] Tater-tot

ok

understood, richard :

[02:27 am] Guns R us

well

that was anticlimactic

 

[02:27 am] Tater-tot

☹️ *

[02:27 am] Purple monster

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

[02:28 am] Timberlina

holy shIT

[02:28 am] Guns R us

no fucKING WAY

[02:28 am] Golden Dick

oh nooo

oh nono no young man

you don’t get to sad emoji me

[02:28 am] Tater-tot

😢

[02:29 am] Purple monster

am i the only one caving in?

[02:29 am] Timberlina

x2

[02:29 am] Guns R us

this is just wrong

even I’M getting affected by this trap

[02:29 am] Tater-tot

no trap

[02:29 am] Guns R us

sure

this OOC approach is no trap

[02:29 am] Timberlina

funny how we’re still falling for it tho

[02:31 am] Tater-tot

richard?

[02:31 am] Golden Dick

Dames, please enlighten me on how on earth would this work

What if you need help out of nowhere and we need to act?

[02:31 am] Purple monster

she’s BITEwing for a reason, Dick

[02:31 am] Golden Dick

Not helping, Steph

@Tater-tot , she’s not coming, srsly

What would we do if we suddenly had to fight and kick ninja ass?

[02:32 am] Tater-tot

you won't

under control

but, in case

drake

[02:32 am] Timberlina

hey no

I don’t want to play puppysitter across the globe

I also wanna kick ninja ass

 

[02:32 am] Purple monster

take one for the team, tim

[02:32 am] Timberlina

YOU take it

[02:32 am] Golden Dick

NeITHER WILL TAKE IT

no haley

 

[02:32 am] Guns R us

lmao as much as it pains me

specially bc this is hilarious

i’ve gotta side with big bird this time

sorry tater tot

[02:33 am] Timberlina

yeah I guess me too

x2

[02:33 am] Purple monster

fineeeee 

x3

[02:33 am] Cassie

😕

x4

[02:46 am] Tater-tot

betrayal

painful betrayal

being pushed off a cliff hurt less

[02:46 am] Golden Dick

Im sorry pushed OFF WHAT NOW

[02:48 am] Golden Dick

DAMIAN

[02:49 am] Timberlina

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand 

he has gone ghost

[02:49 am] Golden Dick

TIM

[02:49 am] Timberlina

not literally!!! jeez

i think

[02:51 am] Purple monster

no fucking wya that happened

right?

the cliff thing, not the ghost thing

[02:51 am] Timberlina

wouldn’t put it past him

both things, tbh

[02:53 am] Guns R us

how dare he, though

leaving in us on a cliffhanger

eh? eeeeh??? 

[03:23 am] Guns R us

too soon?

[03:23 am] Timberlina

hella premature

[03:23 am] Guns R us

tsk

babies

[03:24 am] Purple monster

anyway

putting aside jason’s horrible humor and timing

along with damian pettiness and possible ‘near death experience #121’

we’re doing this, right?

we’re having another roof tag match overseas?

[03:24 am] Cassie

with cass

[03:24 am] Purple monster

with cass this time

[03:27 am] Duke-toot

aN BUKE

[03:27 am] Guns R us

who the HELL is Buke

[03:27 am] Timberlina

he probably meant Nuke

from Nuke top five

youtuber

[03:27 am] Purple monster

no no

he meant Puke

bc that’s what all of you will be doing once I win this match

and sweep the floor with your asses

and probably some ninjas' too

 

[03:29 am] Golden Dick

We’re going on a mission

but ok

Also, some of us need to stay behind

We can’t leave Gotham to Bruce only

[03:29 am] Purple monster

but

but rooftop tag

[03:29 am] Guns R us

More like

We can't leave Gotham WITH Bruce

[03:29 am] Purple monster

Eeeeey

[03:29 am] Guns R us

Eeeeey

[03:29 am] Cassie

my turn 

😤🔪

[03:31 am] Duke-toot

LUKES’ TUNR

[03:31 am] Guns R us

go the fuck to sleep, duke

and i'm going

no matter what you say

the lil shit owes me a taze

[03:31 am] Timberlina

and a proper hug

[03:32 am] Guns R us

taze

[03:32 am] Golden Dick

Admit you wanted the hug

[03:32 am] Guns R us

never

[03:32 am] Timberlina

that’s a silent agreement you know

[03:32 am] Guns R us

DO YOU WNAT TO FCKING GO REPLACEMENT

[03:34 am] Purple monster

so, do we vote?

[03:34 am] Timberlina

I foresee chaos, silent treatments, and some nuclear slaps

if we vote

Even anonymously 

[03:34 am] Golden Dick

We can play a game

losers stay, winner get to go

[03:34 am] Cassie

❓❓❓❓❓

[03:34 am] Timberlina

rock paper scissors?

[03:34 am] Guns R us

extreme?

[03:35 am] Golden Dick

No

Alfred banned that one

[03:35 am] Guns R us

Man, that was my fave

[03:35 am] Purple monster

Yeet the baby?

[03:35 am] Golden Dick

Yeet the what

[03:36 am] Timberlina

@Purple monster how do you want to yeet the baby 

if our demon baby is across the globe??

[03:36 am] Purple monster

Aw shit

U right

[05:13 am] Golden Dick

Why would you need Damian 

Oh

[05:16 am] Guns R us

Yeh

You missed some fun big bird

[05:17 am] Timberlina

I would call it massacre but ok

[05:17 am] Purple monster

It was fun come on

As long as it lasted

[05:18 am] Cassie

three rounds 

[05:18 am] Timberlina

And only bc we managed to tie Damian up for two and a half of them

[05:18 am] Purple monster

I told you guys we should have had checked for pocket knives

Kid has knives where you least expect them

[05:18 am] Golden Dick

ok a lot to unpack

When did that happen?

And why wasn’t I invited?

[05:18 am] Guns R us

1) during your Ric arc

2) bc of your Ric arc

[05:19 am] Timberlina

we tried again a few weeks before he went ghost

didn't end well, he hissed like a pissed cat before Jay could trap him

Possessed* cat but it's accurate the pissed typo too

[05:19 am] Purple monster

It haunts me to think we were the drop that spilled the glass

Maybe that's why he left 

Because we annoyed him 😢

[05:20 am] Guns R us

As if

If that was the case, he would have left when we first played Exorcize The Demon Baby

[05:20 am] Golden Dick

Exorcise the what

[05:20 am] Guns R us

The demon baby

Can't you read?

[05:20 am] Golden Dick

????  Isn't that the game we play during the summer

By just throwing Damian into the pool???

[05:21 am] Guns R us

my point stands

[05:21 am] Golden Dick

Sure

Back to yeet the baby

You guys are unbelievable

[05:21 am] Purple monster

I take that as a compliment

[05:21 am] Guns R us

X2 

I have the record btw

Of longest throw

[05:21 am] Timberlina

Beginners luck

[05:21 am] Guns R us

Jelly much?

[05:21 am] Golden Dick

You guys suck

I can't believe you didn't invite me to play!!!

[05:22 am] Purple monster

You were RIC when it happened!!!!!!

you were all like EW NO BAT FAMILY

[05:22 am] Timberlina

And it was random, we didn't plan it!!!

[05:22 am] Guns R us

and we only played it that one time

[05:23 am] Golden Dick

What was the occasion?

[05:23 am] Timberlina

We needed a tie breaker before patrol

To decide who was going to deal with Calendar man and his plans for the holidays

[05:23 am] Guns R us

And tater tot was just RIGHT there

All tiny and curled like a tiny ball of hatred 

Tying his unnecessarily over complicated dumb boots

Ignoring us

Acting so innocent 

BAH

Srsly, he had it coming

He was practically begging us to yeet him

[05:25 am] Purple monster

It was the logical solution, really

To our problem

[05:25 am] Timberlina

And to satisfy our Cain instinct

[05:25 am] Guns R us

Mine still demands blood to this day

[05:25 am] Timberlina

you hit me yesterday

[05:25 am] Guns R us

You're such a baby 

I barely smacked you

[05:25 am] Timberlina

With a whole ASS binder!!!

[05:25 am] Guns R us

YOU WERE JUST RIGHT THERE

BASICALLY BEGGING ME TO HIT YOU

[05:25 am] Timberlina

I WAS READING ????

PEACE FULLY

[05:25 am] Guns R us

E A X A C T L Y

[05:25 am] Golden Dick

You know what

I’m glad I missed that

Yeet the baby I mean

Bet it didn’t turn out good

[05:26 am] Guns R us

When do our plans EVER do ?

[05:26 am] Timberlina

@Golden dick yeah, it was messy

it’s actually the reason I have a small scar under my right eye

Forget swords

Gremlin's elbow is sharper 

[05:26 am] Purple monster

I have a stab scar on my shoulder

By our demon baby truly

But looks hella sick, ngl, so I'm ok with it

[05:26 am] Timberlina

tbh, Jason got the worst

[05:27 am] Purple monster

Hah

yes he did

[05:27 am]Golden Dick

??? Do tell?

[05:28 am] Timberlina

he limped for a week

[05:28 am] Guns R us

Lil demon got me good on the shin

[05:28 am] Purple monster

PPPFF 

Sure

'shin'

[05:28 am] Golden Dick

????

[05:28 am] Guns R us

Shut it

[05:29 am] Timberlina

Ppff

[05:29 am] Guns R us

Don't you dare

[05:31 am] Purple monster

Hah

[05:31 am] Golden Dick

????????????

[05:31 am] Cassie

no Shin

🥚🍆🥚  

[05:32 am] Golden Dick

OH SHIIIIIT

JAY

DUDEEEE

PPFFF AHAHHAA

[05:34 am] Guns R us

I hate this family

[12:48 pm] Tater-tot

😈

[12:51 pm] Guns R us

YOU SHIT