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venti <3 ✓ · @barbatos
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venti <3: heyyy
venti <3: childeeee
venti <3: quick question,
tartaglia ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: quick question, when the fuck are you going to stop calling me childe
venti <3: there's an e on the end :(
tartaglia ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: the e doesn't change the fact that you're literally calling me a child
venti <3: e
venti <3: ANYWAY quick question
tartaglia ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: ...what is it
venti <3: stream w me? 5pm
venti <3: pleaseeeee
tartaglia ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: bro my two neglected essays are staring into my soul
tartaglia ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: can't you ask kaeya or diluc
tartaglia ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: make it kaeya /and/ diluc
venti <3: but they're so gross on stream
venti <3: all they do is flirt
tartaglia ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: they literally argue all the time
venti <3: it's diluc and kaeya anything counts as flirting
venti <3: at least to kaeya
tartaglia ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: its a no, venti
venti <3: sigh
venti <3: i guess i'll just have to go ask morax....
tartaglia ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: im sorry what
venti <3: yeah morax and i...we're like
venti <3: best friends
venti <3: and his e y e s
venti <3: they're sooo pretty, don't you think??
tartaglia ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ:
venti <3: don't get me started on his bODY
tartaglia ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: FINE oh my god i'll stream with you
tartaglia ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: lay off zhongli you have xiao
venti <3: yAY!
venti <3: who's xiao
tartaglia ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: ugh
tartaglia ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: if i fail my essays i'm blaming you
venti <3: it's /when/ you fail your essays
tartaglia ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ: so you've chosen death fucker
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venti <3 ✓ · @barbatos
FUCKING HELP CHILDE TRIED TO MURDER MY CHICKENS @PETA GET ON THIS SHIT ANIMAL ABUSE
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STREAM TWITCH.TV/MONOCEROS · @unknown_epiphany
you know venti's done some real shit to @ fucking peta
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claire（´∀`）· @clairewas_here
yo isn't this kid still in uni how did he alr commit a war crime earlier than me
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kaeya ( ˘ ³˘)❤ ✓ · @pavocellus
ayo who tf is this 'childe' i only know newborn baby
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Diluc ✓ · @noctua
kae you know who that is, stop being so immature. childe means incompetent baby, obviously.
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tartaglia ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ✓ · @monoceros
what is this? slander tartaglia day?
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kaeya ( ˘ ³˘)❤ ✓ · @pavocellus
bb who tf is that
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tartaglia ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ✓ · @monoceros
live on twitch playing foul legacy: raging tides with venti! come say hi >> twitch.tv/monoceros
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Venti Supremacy! · @illksed
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK A COLLAB BETWEEN MY TWO FAVOURITE COMFORT STREAMERS ???? WHY DO THIS TO ME
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stan ceros for clear skin · @two_fallen_leaves
they're like??? best friends??
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*dies cutely* · @fragile_sixth
you expect them to know?? lay tf off bro
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stan ceros for clear skin · @two_fallen_leaves
lmao i didn't even do anything??? was just stating a fact stfu
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aked123: THIS GAME CAME OUT LIKE?? LAST MONTH???
aked123: HE'S ALR SO GOOD AT IT
platniumgold: NO FUCKING SHITTT
cream: hiiii
pie: TARTAGLIA OMG HII YOU'RE SO FUCKING HOT TODAY <33
pavocellus ♛ [mod]: I KNOW YOU DID N O T JUST SAY THAT /MY/ HUSBAND IS HOT
pavocellus ♛ [mod]: BACK TF UP SIS
noctua ♛ [mod]: i'm RIGHT here kae
pavocellus ♛ [mod]: <3
cream: are mods allowed to do that
starrynight: hello!
yourlocalgarbagedump: apparently lmao
uac99: HEY THAT MOVE IS LITERALLY ILLEGAL
le_rose: honey his entire existence is illegal
orchid_void: his eyes should be illegal
barbatosimp: when is venti coming :(
pavocellus ♛ [mod]: no thirsting over my husband please
noctua ♛ [mod]: kae
aked123: daMN
pavocellus ♛ [mod]: no thirsting over my best friend please
illusopen: VENTI LOOKS SO DEAD INSIDE LMAOO
timmie: give my fucking father back whore
illusopen: wtf
hydrophisical: isn't timmie like, seven
timmie: i'm eight bitch
pavocellus ♛ [mod]: i-?
cream: i think he's going through..that phase
janome: SO EARLY THO??
jacobs_creek: YALL WHY ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT REX LAPIS
ksxkjla: who's that
jacobs_creek: HE'S ANOTHER STREAMER
jacobs_creek: HE'S A SMALLER STREAMER BUT HE'S SO FUCKIN PRETTYYY
usbitch: give me that link bro
usbitch: IS HE BLUSHING
pavocellus ♛ [mod]: OOOOOOOHHHH MY GOD
pavocellus ♛ [mod]: DAMN CHILDE GET THAT DICK
wang!: AHAHAH
noctua ♛ [mod]: watch that mouth, kae
kxxkw: no fucking way
CoolbeaN: KSKJDKJKAL
pavocellus ♛ [mod]: kinky
hoshi: holy
hoshi: shit
Gareeb: LMFAOOOO
Kata_kuri: yall stop embarrasing him :(
languong: who fucking cares its FUNNY
Jin: hes so cute when he's blushing doe >>
noctua ♛ [mod] enabled cooldown mode
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Zhongli (Morax) ✓· @rexlapis
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Xiao: zhongli.
Zhongli (Morax): Hello, Xiao
Xiao: some random people are talking about you on stream
Xiao: by random, i mean barbatos and some other dude
Zhongli (Morax): Talking about me?
Zhongli (Morax): What are they saying?
Xiao: idk, didn't join the stream
Xiao: looked chaotic
Xiao: especially since his moderators are pavocellus and noctua
Zhongli (Morax): ..??
Xiao: kaeya and diluc
Zhongli (Morax): Ah, I see
Zhongli (Morax): Well, who is this 'other dude' that is talking about me?
Xiao: @monoceros
Xiao: very popular streamer
Xiao: i have reason to believe he goes to our university
Xiao: fuck how did i stoop that low
Zhongli (Morax): Xiao, you do not know this person
Xiao: i hate his face
Xiao: i hate his vibe
Zhongli (Morax): Hmm
Zhongli (Morax): By looking at his tweets, he is best friends with Barbatos?
Xiao: he's acceptable.
Zhongli (Morax): You are...
Zhongli (Morax): Complicated.
Xiao: and that's supposed to mean?
Zhongli (Morax): I shall fix your pent-up homosexual crush on Barbatos immediately
Xiao: wait what
Xiao: what crush
Xiao: ...immediately?
Zhongli (Morax): You and Barbatos in a few weeks > (〃´∀｀〃)ε｀●)
Xiao: WHAT THE FUCK
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Zhongli (Morax) ✓· @rexlapis
Get in my fucking bed @monoceros <3333
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Zhongli (Morax) ✓· @rexlapis
I apologise, that must've been barbatos. Please do not get in my bed, whoever you are
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Xiao ✓· @yakshalatus
what the everlasting fuck is barbatos doing with your phone
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venti <3 ✓ · @barbatos
LMAO TFW YOUR CRUSH DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE
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tartaglia ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ✓ · @monoceros
my what
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kaeya ( ˘ ³˘)❤ ✓ · @pavocellus
@monoceros damn sorry bb i guess you're stuck with me
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tartaglia ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ✓ · @monoceros
@pavocellus who tf wants to be stuck with you
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