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“Good boy, Richie,” Eddie says softly, ruffling his fur. “You want a treat?”
Behind him, he hears a swift choking noise.
“Um.”
Eddie slowly turns around, a sinking feeling in his chest. “Rich. What are— what are you doing here?”
Richie looks between Eddie and the dog, eyebrows furrowed. “I have a key? And, um. I know you said you were out of milk, so.” He holds up the jug of milk in his hand, as if that explains it. “Milk,” he says weakly.
Eddie moves to step in front of his dog, as if that’ll hide him, and slowly takes the offered milk.
“So, what, you were just going to replace my milk while I was out? Like some sort of reverse milk thief? What—”
“Is your dog named Richie?”
Richie, the traitor, barks at the sound of his name.
Eddie bites his lip. “No.”
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Eddie moves to LA and names his dog Richie.
That’s it that’s the fic