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*Lance added Keith, Shiro, Pidge, Hunk, Coran and Allura to a Group Chat*
5:38pm
Lance: HEY GUYS!!
Keith: Why tf am I here
Lance: BECAUSE I SAID SO
Keith: DONT YELL AT ME
Lance: IM NOT YELLING
Pidge: Hey guys I'm working on an invention so I'll be AFK
Hunk: Okay! Good luck and try not to blow anything up lol
Pidge: haha very funny Hunk.
Shiro: Wow Lance, smart move making a group conversation, our communication will be better this way👍
Lance: Thanks cap! I know I'm pretty great :)
Coran: hElLo I Am HeRe WhAt iS tHiS?!?@&%@[91972×&6#&^$%,@[!]
Allura: hi I'm sorry I do not understand this?
Lance: At least you guys figured out how to open a message lol
Hunk: Hey Allura and Coran, if either of you need help with your new phones I'd be happy to help!
Coran: nO nO iM qUiTe AlRiGht I cAn FiGuRe iT oUt oN mY oWn
Allura: Thank you very much Hunk you are very sweet :)
Lance: ACTUALLY I CAN HELP YOU ALLURA AND HUNK YOU DONT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT BOTH OF THEM YOU CAN WORRY ABOUT CORAN AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF ALLURA!
Hunk: uhh,,, I think Allura already figured it out so I think she'll be fine without you Lance.
Allura: Yes I am adapting quite fluently with Earth technology.
Shiro: So are we not here to talk about training for the next mission orrrr...
Keith: Yeah I have a few pointers that I wanted to discuss-
Lance: NAHHH we can just talk about that during dinner.
Lance: Speaking of DINNER HUNK I saw you were working on a new slime recipe!!!!
Keith: HEY DONT FUCKING CUT ME OFF
Lance: STOP YOUR FUCKING CURSING IN THE CHAT
Keith: YOU JUST-
Shiro: HEY STOP FIGHTING YOU TWO
Keith: whatever.
Lance: BACK on TRACK- Hunk, my dear, please tell me about your recipe!
Hunk: omg YES I HAVE been working on a new recipe and I am so excited for you guys to try it!!
Hunk: I'm actually almost done with dinner so you guys can come down to the dining table whenever you're ready!!!
Lance: SHAWEEET IM COMINGGGG
Shiro: I'll be down in a tick👍
Keith: If I get stomach problems again I'll kick all your asses.
Lance: SHUT YOUR ASS UP WITH THE CURSING KEITH
Allura: Coran and I will also be there in just a tick.
Allura: Earth Technology is very fascinating!!
Keith: That's it.
Keith: Lance is going to die tonight.
Allura: Keith. please.
Keith: fine whatever.
6:10pm
Pidge: Hey guys I'm backkk
Pidge: Guys?
Pidge: Guys???
Hunk: PIDGE we're all waiting to eat dinner please come down!!
Pidge: Quiznak! sorry guys I guess I was too caught up in my new invention I'll be down in a tick(*^_^\)