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Sizhui knows this is a bad idea, he knows that if they get caught they would be in trouble. He knows how disappointed his fathers would be if they found out.
But when a sleepover at Ouyang Zizhen’s took a turn for the worst (read: His boring ass dad.) the quartet found themselves behind a donut shop at 1am on the other side of town. The donut shop was in an odd location. To the back was the parking lot of a bar. On its right was a Chuck E. Cheese’ and on the left was a fancy lingerie shop. This area of town wasn’t bad but Jin Lings parents lived 20 minutes down the street and the pit in his stomach wouldn’t go away by the fear of being caught. Although chances were low, they aren’t zero..
The only reason he came along was to make sure his friends didn’t get into any trouble or break something that wasn’t theirs. At least that’s what he tells himself as he plops onto the asphalt behind the shop with his friends facing the Bars parking lot.
The music from the club is so loud he can hear the vibrations.
Jingyi, “Ohh young mistress~ could you please buy us some doughnuts?”
“You-!!” Jin Ling starts, but gives up and walks around the shop to the front where his car is parked.
10 minutes later he returns with 6 boxes of doughnuts.
Zizhen “What the... How many did you buy?!”
He shrugs, “no one told me what kind to get so I got one of every.”
Sizhui sighs in fondness at his friend and makes room for Jin Ling to squeeze next to him on the asphalt. He looks skeptical about sitting on the floor, but gives in at the smile Sizhui directs at him.
Zizhen is on his 3rd doughnut when he speaks “Man I can’t believe we didn’t get caught, I was like 50% sure the alarm system would catch us.”
“Wait,” Jin Ling starts. “you mean to tell me, you convinced all of us to sneak out, which we could get in trouble with our parents for, then drive to the other side of town without being 100% sure we would even be able to pass your dads alarm system!?”
Sizhui frowns, “Zizhen..” when Jingyi interrupts, “Hey hey guys, it worked, this just means that the gods are on our sides! Cheers to any deity that can hear us!” He shouts before raising his doughnut and shoving the entire thing in his mouth, then proceeding to hack and cough while Zizhen pats his back.
After he recovers and comes back up, he looks over Sizhuis shoulder, he proceeds to hack and choke on air even harder than before.
Jin Ling, “What the hell is wrong with him, should we head to the hospital or do you want me to call an exorcist?”
Sizhui gave fond side glance to Jin Ling before speaking, “Jingyi, are you ok? Want me to get you some water?” He’s fussed over Jingyi since the day they met, and it’s become a thing their group has long gotten used to.
With the help of Ouyang Zizhen patting his back and helping him sip juice slowly he comes back up again.
Even under the harsh red purple and blue lights from the shops sign he could see Jingyis face was paper white.
“G-guys.. I- I- I- L- W- L- L-“
“Fucking spit it out or I’m taking you to the nearest church!”
“OK! Lan Wangji is here!”
Everyone’s face immediately pales and they all slowly turn around.
And they all do a double take.
It was Lan Wangji.. leaving a bar!? But.. he’s not alone??? There’s someone, a girl. In a short velvety red dress, with long black hair flowing freely. And... she is- on Lan Wangji?! Her bottom is pressed against Lan Wangjis pelvis, not only that. But he has his hands on her waist. Guiding them together and running a hand up her flank. The angle they are in the juniors can see the side profiles of the 2 adults. They can’t see her face as Lan Wangji took his blazer off and wrapped the girl in it. Then.. they are kissing? And biting??? On the hood of a car?? And this person isn’t Wei Wuxian.
“ It’s dark out.. maybe it’s Lan Xichen?”
‘Lan Xichen’ then proceeds to pull out his car keys and opens... Lan Wangjis car..
“Fuck me.” Jingyi whimpers.
Sizhuis brain is short circuiting.
He looks back to his friends, Jingyi is still in shock, Jin Ling is gripping his doughnut so hard it’s practically mush in his hands with filling dripping down his arm, and Ouyang Zizhen looks like he’s about to cry.
The car doesn’t seem to be leaving, the lights aren’t even on. It’s too dark to see inside. Then the car starts to shake? Wobble? Jump? They aren’t sure, but the implication of it ligers in the air.
“Guys, let’s get out of here.” Jin Ling leaves the doughnuts and they run. Sizhui still supporting a half dead Jingyi, and keep on running until they get to Jin Lings car.
Once they are seated, Sizhui and Jin Ling up front and the other 2 in the back, they all take about 5 minutes to process before slowly facing each other. Jin Ling is gripping the wheel so hard his knuckles are white, Jingyis mouth is still hanging open, still in shock, and Ouyang Zizhen is silently sobbing.
Lan Wangji has been Sizhuis role model for as long as he can remember, his father for fucks sake. Sizhui greatly admires how righteous he is, or was. Until he just witnessed his dad hook up with a random lady he found in a bar. In his fucking car. Sizhui will never be able to ride in it again.
How he cares deeply for the people around him. Especially Senior Wei, there’re married. He’s seen the way he dotes on his husband, how he spoils him and try’s his best to protect him from the world; even before they were together. And to think that it may be a lie... He really wants to throw up.
Without saying anything Jin Ling slowly started his car, and drove everyone back to his place. The calm façade was the creepiest part, Jin Ling was furious.
The car ride was silent except for ragged breathing and Ouyang Zizhens muffled sobs.
Once they walked into Jin Lings flat (that his dad got him when he turned 17 this year but rarely stays at) it, erupted. Jin Ling broke a lamp and flipped a chair whilst screaming and cursing, Ouyang Zizhen stripped naked, left his clothes in a pile in the hall, and threw himself into a freezing cold bath, and Lan Jingyi was openly sobbing half sitting in Jin Lings fridge eating leftover chocolate cake that only god knows how long has been in that fridge.
Sizhui though, calmly sat on the couch, and mentally reflected. His father. Lan Wangji, who was married to his other father Wei Wuxian, as far as he knew from Wei Wuxians ramblings in an attempt to embarrass Lan Wangji, he’s been madly in love with Wei Wuxian since the day they met. Which at first he didn’t quite believe, but over the years it’s become more and more believable by the day.
Tonight his farther cheated on his husband. He tried not to, but a few tears did end up falling.
He was so caught up in his thoughts that he didn’t notice when the others came back to the open living room sitting on the couches. ( Ouyang Zizhen thankfully in a bathrobe) Jin Ling was the one to break the silence.
“Guys. What do we do.” It was a statement, not a question, they knew they needed to do something. They couldn’t let senior Wei find out about this further down the line. Not to mention he wouldn’t be able to live with the constant guilt.
Ouyang Zizhen, “I- I thought- th- their love story was supposed to be eternal! My views on love are completely ruined! If their relationship could be ruined like this, then what chance do we have!?”
Sizhui spoke, “Maybe there’s something else going on? I don’t-“
“What else could be going on?” Jin Ling snapped. “Lan Wangji cheated on my uncle! Just wait until Jiujiu hears about this!! He will break his legs for sure! Then I’ll sick fairy on him!!!”
Sizhui slumped, any other day he would’ve scolded Jin Ling but he found he didn’t have the energy for it at the moment. “yeah I know, there’s no point in trying to lie to myself. We all saw it.”
Jin Ling placed a consoling hand on his shoulder, when Jingyi spoke for the first time since the bar,
“Guys, how do we know if this is the first time?” They all stopped breathing for a moment.
He didn’t want to think about it, but Jingyis statement could have some truth behind it. After all, he looked extremely comfortable with the woman. Maybe she wasn’t a one time hook up? Could there have been other hook ups?
He even gave her the same fond smile Sizhui thought was only reserved for him and Wei Wuxian. He voices the first part of his thought to the group.
Jin Ling, “Yeah he was getting pretty frisky...” he makes an exaggerated gag motion. “how do we know if this is a one time thing or not? Even if it is, it won’t stop me from getting reven- I mean, justice for my uncle!”
Jingyi, “Not to mention we can’t just say we saw him cheating in a club parking lot unless we give away that we snuck out of Zizhens place and ate questionable doughnuts in an alley. Then we would really be screwed.”
Ouyang Zizhen shot up, “His phone! If there’s any evidence then it has to be on his phone right?”
That was a good start, the unspoken question lingered in the air. How exactly do they get his phone?
Jingyi was the first to speak up.
“Isn’t there a barbecue in the Jin manors backyard tomorrow? Jin Ling, didnt your mom invite them too?”
“Yeah, but it might be hard, Lan Xichen and my uncle will also be there so we’ll have more eyes on us. But it’s worth a try! I won’t stop until I get reven- j- justice for my uncle!”
Ouyang Zizhen, “I won’t be able to go, my dad needs me at work, but you guys have to let me know how it goes! And if I need to cancel my gifts for their anniversary..“
Jin Ling blinks.. “you got them gifts for their anniversary?”
“They’ve been married for 5 years! Of course I would! *sniff* they are my favorite power coupleee!!”
And with that they all headed to bed, Sizhui helped himself to the other side of Jin Lings bed while the other 2 were sprawled in the living room.
It was going to be an interesting day tomorrow.
— •—•—•— •—•—•— •—•—•—
Zizhen leaves early in the morning to cover for them before his dad starts asking questions on where his friends are.
Jin Ling drives them over to Jingyis house where they wait for Jin Ling to pick them up later for the barbecue.
Sizhui spent the next day completely avoiding all adult figures in his life. The only contact was a couple brief texts from Lan Wangji , and senior Wei, asking when he would be home, to which he responded with ‘ I’m hanging out with Jingyi so I’ll see you guys at the barbecue!!”
Which wasn’t a lie technically he just didn’t say why. He wanted to cave in so hard, to run into his seniors arms like he did when he was a child and get everything off his chest. But he couldn’t, it wouldn’t be fair to Wei Wuxian, not now at least. He felt particularly guilty when he saw Wei Wuxian post the millionth picture of him and Lan Wangji holding hands on his Instagram, clearly trying to emphasize the wedding ring.
His heart couldn’t take it and he flung his phone across the room.
— •—•—•— •—•—•— •—•—•—
Jin Ling arrived to pick him up an hour before they actually had to arrive. He sat upfront with Jin Ling while Jingyi took the back seat.
The drive was silent, Jin Ling parked a little way down the street from his parents home.
“We need a plan.”
So they immediately got to work.
The plan was relatively simple. Lan Wangji wasn’t attached to his phone like most adults. All they had to do was wait for him to set it down and distract him. Although they hoped senior Wei would be the one doing that for them.
They arrived and tried to act as natural as possible. They went around the house to the backyard and gave their greetings without trying to look suspicious.
Sizhui and Jingyi helped Mrs.Yanli season the food and cut vegetables. All while trying to avoid Lan Wangjis eyes and Senior Wei’s bright laughter.
Jin Zixuan and Jiang Cheng were arguing over how to work the grill, which for once he was great full for. It kept the attention off the trio.
“Why don’t you go sit in the flower bed peacock? I’m sure you don’t want to get your hands dirty.”
Jin Zixuan was about to hit back with a rebuttal when Wei Wuxian jumped into the conversation.
“Don’t worry guys I know how to solve this! I can take ov-“
“Hell no!” Jiang Cheng interrupted. “You will burn all the food, then burn down the manor! Stay 20 feet away from the grill at all times!”
“Finally something we can agree on..”
“A-Cheng,” Yanli chided.
Wei Wuxian frowned, “Lan Zhan~ you think I’m a good cook right?” He skipped over to sit half in Lan Wangjis lap and gave his best pout.
Wangji wrapped his arm around Wei Yings waist and pulled him closer before replying, “Mn, Wei Ying is a good cook.” Giggles and a gag both sounded at the same time.
He blinked back the tears to keep them from falling and adding extra salt to the kababs.
Jin Ling was gripping the side of the table and trying to cool his expression.
15 minutes later they got their chance.
“Lan Zhan~ won’t you join me?” Wei Ying asked as he threw off his shirt. He didn’t even wait for a response before jumping into the pool.
Lan Wangji looked like he was debating it for a moment, but Sizhui can’t remember the last time Lan Wangji denied Wei Wuxian anything. So he ends up joining him in the pool, shirt still on. But phone...
The trio has been sitting under a gazebo the whole time eyeing the exchange.
Jin Ling whispers. “Guys he didn’t take anything out of his pocket, you think his phone is inside with their bags?”
Lan Jingyi grabs their arms “Ok boys it’s time, we need an excuse.”
“Momm, Sizhui and Jingyi want to see fairy but he’s inside, we will be back!”
Jiang Cheng remarks, “Yeah you better! Or the food just might accidentally disappear!”
“Yeah and make sure to keep that monster away from me!” Wei Wuxian shouted after them.
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It took them a while to find their bags but after 15 minutes of searching they found it. Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian brought one large backpack which was originally just used for Wei Wuxian to carry around snacks essentials from his job as a music teacher.
He felt wrong going through his parents stuff and Jin Ling noticed his hesitation.
“Hey.” He placed a hand on his shoulder. “I know this is hard, and questionable, but think of Wei Wuxian. You’d want to know too wouldn’t you?”
He nodded and Jingyi started rummaging. After a few minutes Jin Ling was getting impatient. “Can you hurry up before someone comes to look for us?”
“Ok ok I think I found something.. A ha!”
It was... a half empty bottle of lube.
“What the fuck!? Put that back!” Jin Ling hissed. Their faces were slowly turning red.
“Fuck I didn’t know!! I just pulled whatever felt rectangular and hard!”
Sizhui sat crossed legged with his palms in his face.
“Just- just move I’ll do it!” Jin Ling managed to find the phone in under a minute.
“Show off” jingyi mumbled under his breath.
They opened the phone only to be stumped. What was Lan Wangjis password?
It was 6 numbers, so many combinations.. so they started with the obvious ones. They didn’t have a lot of tries, according to the web 6 until they were locked out for a minute 7 for 5 minutes 8 for 15 minutes and 10 for an hour.
Lan Wangjis birthday.
Incorrect.
Wei Wuxians birthday.
Incorrect.
Sizhuis birthday.
Incorrect.
The rabbits birthday!?
Incorrect.
They tried until they only had one more attempt until they were locked out for a minute and the next time Lan Wangji got his phone he would be suspicious as to why is Face ID wasn’t working without the passcode. He would know someone tried to get into his phone.
“Wait!! I think I know!!”
Then Jingyi whipped out his phone and went to Wei Wuxians Instagram, “try the date 09/10/15.”
“Why?”
Sizhui already knew, hell it was marked on the fridge calendar.
“The day my dad proposed to Wei Wuxian.”
With shaking fingers, Jin Ling put in the code. And it opened.
They were welcomed with an organized screen, and a wallpaper of Wei Wuxian holding a bunny.
This is getting even more hard to believe. To anyone that didn’t see the events last night, Lan Wangji would be the poster boy for the doting husband. Who slept with a woman in his car.
“Ok check his call logs!”
They opened up to the call logs and scrolled. And scrolled. And scrolled.
It was mostly Wei Ying ❤️ , Brother and work. With not as frequent calls from his uncle, Jiang Yanli, Sizhui and Mianmian.
“Well nothing here..”
“His messages?”
Again, the same names with a few extras who they are familiar with and have seen often. Nie Huaisung, Wen Qing Jin Zixuan..
“Umm” Jingyi starts. “His photos?”
“Ok but I’m punching you in the face if we see anything questionable..”
Sizhui has been quite the whole time, just looking over his friends shoulder. He was preparing himself in case they did find something incriminating. He didn’t want to burst into tears.
If they get a divorce who will I go with? Will they make me choose? Will we have to go to court? Will I have to spend the holidays with just one of them?
His thoughts were interrupted by a squawk from Jingyi.
The pictures were.. mostly of Wei Wuxian and rabbits. With some scenery that also had Wei Wuxian in lots of them. Candid photos of Lan Wangji sitting on the couch, working in his office, cooking, vacuuming. (Taken by Wei Wuxian)
Lots of selfies of Wei Wuxian or the couple together.
“His search history...?”
This added even more to their confusion. These are the most formidable they found.
Yesterday
Spicy dishes.
Purchases of spices.
How to make chili sauce.
Thursday
Your reservations have been reserved !
Best restaurants in Bora Bora
Thank you for booking this hotel !
Romantic packages for _____ hotel
Best luxury hotels in Bora Bora
Wednesday
Thank you for purchasing your tickets
Ticket page
Flights to Bora Bora
Sunday
How to plan a trip to Bora Bora
Bora Bora history
Top places for romantic vacations.
How to plan a surprise vacation.
“What,” Jingyi snatches the phone from Jin Lings hand. “the fuck. He’s taking Wei Wuxian on a surprise romantic getaway to fucking Bora Bora!” He hisses.
At this point Sizhui is sure something isn’t adding up. He just can’t put his finger on it. Why would his father plan a trip to Bora Bora, then cheat on Wei Wuxian 2 days later..
“Ummm check his notes app?”
“What why!? What are we going to find there?”
“I don’t fucking know I’m grasping at straws here man!” Jin Ling throws his arms into the air.
“Ahem..”
“What the fuck are you guys up to?”
Their faces pale Jingyi starts choking on air and Jin Lings soul visibly leaves his body.
Sizhui hastily stands and gives his most respectful bow he can manage with shaking legs.
“U-uncle Xichen, Uncle Wanyin, this isn’t what it looks like. We have an explanation.”
Lan Huan gives a forced smile, he still has his bag on so he must’ve just arrived..
“I would assume there would be an explanation as to why you lot are going through my brothers phone?”
“Yeah what the fuck, Jin Ling do you want me to break your legs?”
“J-Jiujiu it really isn’t what it looks like! We have an excuse!”
Jingyi is still frozen on the floor clutching the phone.
“Well then you’d better spit it out!”
“It’s Lan Wangji! We saw him cheating on Wei Wuxian!”
Sizhui winces. And jingyi finally stands up and hands the phone to a speechless Lan Xichen.
“WHAT?! I’m going to break his fucking legs! I’ll cut him into pieces!!!
This statement finally brings Lan Xichen out of his stupor.
“Now now, let’s not be hasty.. my brother very much cares for Wei Ying. There must be some logical explanation.”
“What logic!?” Jin Ling snaps! “We saw him leave a bar with a woman last night at 1am!”
Oh shit
“Jin Ling.” Jingyi hisses.
But it was too late, they had heard.
“What were you guys doing out at 1am last night?” Xichen is still surprisingly calm. Jiang Wanyin though...
“What the fuck were you guys doing at a bar!? Weren’t you supposed to be at a sleepover!? IS THIS FAMILY FILLED WITH LIARS!?”
“YOURE MISSING THE POINT JIUJIU!”
“We weren’t in the bar.. just the alley of a doughnut shop by the bar.” Sizhui quickly adds.
“Ok maybe we should calm down and speak to Wei Ying and Wangji about this.. we can discuss... this, after.”
Thank the heavens for Xichen. Or not?
10 minutes later they find themselves in the backyard with everyone’s eyes on them. His parents looked worried when they heard Xichen say there was something the boys would like to tell them.
Jiang Wanyin was still furious, huffing and puffing, and Jin Zixuan was eyeing his son suspiciously.
“I found the boys going through Lan Wangjis phone and I think you’d like to hear an explanation.” There was gasps and a quiet ‘what..’
Sizhui couldn’t bring himself to look into his fathers eyes.
Wei Wuxian spoke up looking nervous..“Boys I know kids your age get curious and may have questions.. But I can assure you, anything you saw like... pfff I dunno questionable pictures or messages-“
“GROSS NO WE DIDNT SEE ANY OF THAT!” Jin Lings face was as red as a tomato.
“A-Ling, please explain why you went through Lan Zhans phone.”
Jingyi then spoke up, “Ok just so you guys know, this was all Zizhens idea! All of it! Even the sneaking out and the doughnuts!”
Jin Zixuan “He isn’t even here. And sneaking out??”
Jiang Yanli “when did you guys sneak out? Are you guys ok?”
“Please continue.” This was the first thing Lan Wangji had said since the confrontation and it brought silence immediately.
“Umm ok Jin Ling I think you should say it.”
“Why me!?”
“Guys... please.” Sizhui really couldn’t take this anymore. He could feel his fathers stares.
“Ugh ok” Jingyi gave in and told them everything. About how they were bored out of their minds because his dad was having a business meeting the night of their sleepover. How Zizhen convinced them to sneak out, how Jin Ling drove them across town, how they stopped to get doughnuts. Before Jin Ling interrupted.
“And we saw Lan Wangji cheating on Wei Wuxian!”
There were gasps of shock and outrage. Jiang Wanyin was already threatening to start breaking legs again. Jiang Yanli had a hand over her mouth and Jin Zixuan was standing there shocked.
He finally looked up to see both of his parents confused faces.
Jin Ling continued, “We didn’t have any proof so Zizhen gave us the idea to go through his phone for evidence!”
Jingyi continued for him, “we didn’t find out anything except that he was planing a vacation to bora bora for him and Wei Wuxian!”
“Jingyi!” Wangji started, it was the first time he’d seen his father slam his palms into his face. Everyone was shocked.
“Awwww Lan Zhan! Lan Er-Gege! You planed a vacation for me and you to Bora Bora? ” He threw his arms over Lan Wangjis shoulders. “You’re so romantic! Muwuh!” He gave a big wet kiss to Wangjis cheek.
“It was supposed to be a surprise..”
Jingyi winced.
“What the fuck...” Jiang Wanyin muttered, “is he fucking deaf?”
“I didn’t cheat on Wei Ying.” Lan Wangji said calmly.
Just with those words all the Weight lifted off Sizhuis shoulders.
“Oh thank god.” He breathed.
“See I knew there was a misunderstanding!” The full smile was back on Xichens face.
“What the hell! We saw him!”
“I’m really confused guys.” Jingyis brain gears were visibly shifting.
Yanli, “A-Ling, language.” Jin Ling faltered. “Can you tell us exactly what you saw?”
Jingyi spoke up, “We were eating doughnuts behind the shop.”
“That’s really unsanitary.” Zixuan mumbled.
“And we saw Lan Wangji leave the bar with a woman in a red dress?” It was more of a question than a statement, Jingyi was starting to doubt everything he’s seen. “She had long hair and looked very classy.”
“AND THEN!” Jin Ling interrupts, “They were kissing! And some questionable acts took place in his car! We ran away when he realized what was happening..”
“Lan Wangji you better watch your back! And your front! And your sides! And the sky! You’ll never see it coming!” Jiang Wanyin was ranting again..
His death threats (which Lan Wangji ignored) were interrupted by boisterous laughter from none other than Wei Wuxian.
“HAHAHA Lan Zhan! How could you do this to my poor heart? Im taking all your assets and running away to Bora Bora with the bunnies! And you’ll never see me again!” Lan Wangji was the only thing holding Wei Wuxian up from falling onto the floor in laughter.
Yanli, “Boys I think you may have misunderstood something.”
Jin Ling, “Da-jiu are you serious!? An unfaithful man isn’t fit for you! He isn’t fit for his own family name! Where are the lawyers!?!”
“I think we should let Wangji and Wei Ying explain..” Xichen says.
Jin Zixuan taps Yanli on the shoulder.
“One of our family friends knows Dr.Phill personally.. I could get his number.”
“GUYS!” Wei Wuxian starts, “Lan Zhan didn’t cheat on me, the classy woman was actually.... ME! Hahaha I decided to dress up last night for fun. I’m so touched my family cares about me so much..” He faked a sniff and wiped an imaginary tear.
“WHAT THE FUCK WEI WUXIAN!” Jiang Wanyin threw his arms into the air. “I WAS ALREADY PLANING MORE WAYS TO MAKE HIS LIFE INCONVENIENT!”
“WELL!” Xichen started, “let’s get back to the food before it gets cold. We can discuss the boys punishment later and inform Zizhens father.
Jin Ling was being scolded by his father and uncle while Yanli shook her head. And Jingyi was nodding his head rapidly to whatever Xichen was saying.
Sizhui didn’t care at the moment though, he ran into his parents arms like a child.
“I thought I was going to have 2 New Years.” He whispered into their necks.
He felt two pairs of arms wrap around him and felt the vibrations from Wei Wuxians laughter.
“We will discuss your punishment tonight.” Wangji said while petting his hair.
Sizhui made sure to let Zizhen know not to cancel his presents.
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Later that night...
“Wow today was something huh Lan Zhan.” Wei Wuxian threw himself into bed with his husband. “Mn, I was.. surprised.” He ran his hand up and down Wei Yings back.
“Their good kids ya know, they ment well..just a little wild.”
“That is one way to put it..”
“HAHA you’re so funny Lan Zhan, and sweet, and handsome..” he rubbed his bare leg in between Lan Wangjis. “And big.” Wangji raised an eye brow slightly and moved Wei Ying to straddle him.
“Speaking of sweet though..” Wei Wuxian tried to sound innocent. “when are we going to Bora Bora!!”
Lan Wangji nudged Wei Wuxian off. “good night.”
“Lan Zhaaaaan!”