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“Heh?!”
“C’mon Techno, it’s just 2 weeks.” Philza rolled his eyes while organizing the papers on the desk. The Don of the SBI mafia and company had lately been looking into branching out into more services other than weapons dealings and protection. The Essmpi family had been rivals with the SBI for a long time and Phil thought that it was time to strengthen ties.
“Why are we even looking into the Essmpi company? Don’t they deal in software coding?”
“Hey, you’re forgetting that not only are they a prominent mafia family, but they also deal in drugs and gambling. All I’m asking is you go in for a bit… and try to get the gist of how things are done. It’ll be like an internship.”
“Why can’t you just get Tommy or Wilbur to do it. They may be morons but they’re better at socializing.” Techno sighed as he crossed his arms. Tommy may be a child, but his training has been coming along nicely, recently he’s also started leading more team jobs. Wilbur wasn’t very combat orientated but his weapon had always been his tongue, often using it to sweet talk his way out of situations. It was mostly him and Phil at the forefront of the company and business dealings, not Techno.
“Tommy’s still in training and probably way too volatile. Wilbur’s got his branch to worry about along with an upcoming conference with me so that just leaves you. Besides, I already talked it over with Schlatt and told him that it would be you coming over.”
“Fine, when do I go in?”
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Technoblade was by no means a meek man. Sure he doesn't do well with small talk but this was on a different level. Here Techno was trailing behind his business partner and what looked to be his son, earlier introducing himself as Tubbo, as they gave one the awkwardest tours of the company building.
“So uh here’s the break rooms, the coding department, H.R., and up there is Quackity’s office.” Tubbo said, pointing out notable places.
“First you’ll meet Quackity who’ll show you the ropes on how we operate our casinos, Then you’ll meet my other son who’s in charge of managing deliveries and info gathering.” Schlatt explained as he led the group towards an office with a duck plate.
Knocking on it he yelled, “Aye sugar tits you gotta show the new kid how to run your shitshow… Yes! You have to!... Oh yeah Flatty Patty? That’s it-”, before he could finish he charged into the office, slamming the door behind him.
Tubbo and Techno stood there awkwardly for a bit before while many loud crashes came from the room before Techno asked, “Are they always like this?” Tubbo nodded and they went back to waiting for the two to stop arguing.
After what felt like ages the door opened and out stepped a short man wearing a blue beanie, a white wrinkled dress shirt, paired with a pair of black pants and suspenders. He appeared to be some type of bird hybrid like Phil but with smaller and yellow wings.
“Oh~ so you must be Hunknoblade… C’mon I’ll show you how we party down in Las Nevadas.” Quackity said eyeing Techno.
Not even 5 minutes in and he was already being flirted with… this was going to be a long 2 weeks.
The art is for later in the story if I decide to continue it but i don't know bc I've never written fanfiction before. *Context Techno is smitten and Schlatt and Tubbo go into attack mode while Wilbur and Phil watch on in amusement/exasperation (almost everyone is a hybrid of some sort)