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Chapter 2: Jan being the father of the year

Summary:

in which we see some of Jan's A+ parenting and Wylan meets the crows

Notes:

hope you all liked it, i'll post again as soon as i have time but i have no plan for this fic and am just writing it off the top of my head so it could be a bit

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Chapter Text

Wylan Van Eck loved school. Which was strange, you know, how many sophomores really enjoy learning (not a lot). But for Wylan, Ketterdam High was a way to escape. In those hallways, his father wasn't there to taunt him about his dyslexia, which he technically didn't have because the elder Van Eck refused to get him tested. At school, there were friends (well, one friend: Kuwei), new things to learn, and no one knew about his affliction, as his father called it. Wylan had spent enough of his life dealing with his dyslexia to understand how to get around it. Audiobooks, speech to text, and doodles helped him take notes and interact with many forms of technology. Kuwei helped him with anything that those couldn't cover. Despite his father's doubts, he was doing perfectly fine out in the world.

Wylan had signed up to be a tutor mainly as an excuse to stay out of the house longer. He was expecting to help some random kid with chemistry and maybe even convince his father that he was not a failure. What he had not expected was how unreasonably attractive his assigned student would be. Jesper Fahey was everything that Wylan was not. He was handsome, tall, and confidant, and he flirted with Wylan like it was easy. Of course, Wylan didn't flirt back. He instead turned into a mumbling, blushing mess and utterly embarrassed himself. Which, you know, was pretty much par for the course at this point. 

Thankfully, Jesper eventually stopped flirting, and they got on to the tutoring. It went... surprisingly well. They were working on stoichiometry in the class right now, making it easy to work around his dyslexia. He just got Jesper to read the question aloud and said it was one of the steps.

Somehow, Wylan got through the session and scheduled the next one for Friday; it was Monday, FYI. Sadly, while he was now free of the distraction that was Jesper, his excuse for being away had now left, and he was expected home.

 


 

"WYLAN VAN ECK," a loud voice proclaimed as Wylan entered the Van Eck mansion, "come to my office this instant."


Wylan knew that the voice belonged to none other than his father, the esteemed shipping magnate Jan Van Eck. His father's wealth had kept Wylan comfortable enough during his 16 years of life, well physically comfortable at least. His emotional state was a whole different thing.


He reluctantly made his way down the hall to his father's office, dragging his feet. He knew that this was inevitable (though what "this" was, he wasn't quite sure), his father always got his way in the end. He waved at his pregnant stepmom. Alys was far too young for his father, but money was a good motivator, and they were both rich. Finally, he stood in front of the intimidating doorway, and after pausing for a second, he made his way inside.


Many things could be used to describe Van Eck's office, but restraint was definitely not one of them. Every fixture, piece of furniture, and even the knick-knacks on the desk were carefully curated to display excessive wealth. However, Wylan could only spend so much time looking

around before he would be forced to face the large room's sole occupant.


"Father," he said, his voice less confidant than he would have liked, "you called."


"Ah Wylan," Jan replied, his words, though relatively unassuming, struck fear into his son's heart, "I have received word from your teachers." It was far too much to hope for that this would be a positive discussion. The elder Van Eck never bothered to speak to Wylan about anything good. "Your reports show a severe lack of progress in your English studies," Wylan flinched. He hadn't known it would be this bad. "Son, I am disappointed in you. You assured me that that school would be beneficial to you and maybe even help with your affliction." Jan had perfected the art of cutting his son down. he knew just how to ruin any happiness he might be feeling. "Please go to your room and spend the night studying. I will have food sent up."


He never raised his voice, and his words were passive-aggressive at worst, but they cut Wylan to the core. He tried to hold back the water brimming in his eyes, at least until he got to his room, but he barely managed to get out of the office before bursting into tears. 


He sprinted down the twisting passageways to his wing of the house, shoving open his door and collapsing on the bed. He then pulled out some headphones, planning on listening to music before noticing his unread messages. 


Most were from Kuwei, asking how his day was going and the like, but a few messages from an unknown number caught his attention.

 


 

Jesper Fahey private messaged Wylan Van Eck

Jesper Fahey changed their name to "young padawan"

young padawan changed Wylan Van Eck's name to "jedi master"

young padawan: hey, wylan right?

young padawan: its jesper

young padawan: like from tutoring

young padawan: wylan?

jedi master: hi jesper

jedi master: what is up with these names

jedi master changed their name to "wy"

young padawan: aw come on

young padawan: the names were part of the charm

young padawan: ugh now i look weird

young padawan: fine

young padawan changed their name to "jes"

jes: happy now?

wy: i mean i don't care what you do

wy: but i guess?

wy: anyways

wy: why did you chat me?

jes: you know, you just missed a perfectly good pun opportunity

jes: WY did you chat me

jes: get it

wy: yes, i just

wy: ugh

jes: but anyway

jes: i though you were cute and wanted to see if you'd like to go on a date sometime?

(read by wy)

jes: wylan?

 


 

Chemistry idiots

wylan: kuwei

wylan: help

wylan: *message was not understood*

wylan: *message was not understood*

wylan: sorry freaking out

wylan: words to jumbled for the phone to understand

wylan: KUWEI

kuwei: what is it wy

wylan: the kid i'm tutoring just asked me out

wylan: HELP

kuwei: who?

wylan: i don't know his name is jesper i think

kuwei: JESPER FAHEY

kuwei: no way

kuwei: i hooked up with him once

kuwei: but then again i think at least half the student body has at some point

kuwei: no way he's good enough for my wylan

kuwei: im chatting him now

wylan: kuwei, no...

 


 

jes, wy

jes: hey wylan,

jes: why did some kid just yell at me via text

wy: oh my god

wy: im going to kill kuwei

wy: sorry

wy: he's a bit overprotective

jes: no its fine

jes: just making sure he wasn't some rando

jes: so

jes: you never answered my question

jes: will you go out with me?

wy: oh

wy: um

jes: well this isn't promising

wy: i mean, i would

wy: but my father

jes: the rich one?

wy: well duh

wy: see, he doesn't know that i'm gay

wy: and he already is disappointed in me enough as it is

wy: but i totally would

wy: i just can't

jes: oh

wy: sorry

jes: no i get it

jes: hey!

jes: do you know my friends?

wy: you mean kaz?

wy: he scares me a bit

jes: you and me both

jes: but anyway

jes: i'm adding you to our gc

wy: okay... i guess

 


 

THE CROWS!!!!

the hot one added Wylan Van Eck to the chat

the hot one changed "Wylan Van Eck" 's name to "van sunshine"

criminal: Jesper why?

the hot one: hey

the hot one: i like him

criminal: We know

the hot one: fine, vote?

the hot one: all in favor of letting wylan here stay say ay, all opposed say nay

criminal: Nay

spidey girl: ay

waffles4life: ay

wolf boy: ay

the hot one: ay

van sunshine: nay

criminal: See

criminal: Even he doesn't want him to be here

spidey girl: the grammar there is too convoluted for me to even begin to understand

spidey girl: but wylan, you are now an official crow

waffles4life: the perks include a seat at our lunch table and a free novelty t-shirt

criminal: NINA

criminal: i thought i vetoed the shirts

waffles4life: we overruled you

the hot one: anyway

the hot one: welcome to the crows

wolf boy: O.K., I am back.

wolf boy: What did I miss?

waffles4life: matthias...

van sunshine: hi!

van sunshine: you're matthias right

wolf boy: Who is the new kid?

wolf boy: I like him, he is very polite.

spidey girl: sorry about him

spidey girl: he never quite figured out texting

van sunshine: its okay

van sunshine: from the look of it, neither has kaz

waffles4life: i think he'll fit in fine

Notes:

in case it wasn't clear, chat names
Jesper: the hot one, Jes_the_magician, young padawan, jes
Wylan: Wylan Van Eck, jedi master, wy, wylan, van sunshine
Alina: Sun_queen
Kaz: criminal
Inej: spidey girl
Nina: waffles4life
Matthias: wolf boy