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wilbyscoot has added you to “wilbur soot fanclub”

#wilbur-only
this channel is read only

wilbyscoot- well hello there

wilbyscoot- you may be wondering to yourself

wilbyscoot- why am i here?

wilbyscoot- i am not a fan of wilbur?

wilbyscoot- but

wilbyscoot- you are wrong

wilbyscoot- you are always a fan of me

wilbyscoot- also i needed people for chaos and homework answers

wilbyscoot- go to @general now, im done

#general

→ glad to see you here, @big man tommy :D

big man tommy :D- why the fuck did you add me to another server wil

wilbyscoot- because youre my dearest little brother :)

big man tommy :D- fuck off! i am not little! read my user and weep bitch!

wilbyscoot- pretty sure real big people dont have to specify in their names

big man tommy :D- ok mr scooter

→ welcome to the party, @tubzo_

wilbyscoot- my favorite freshman is here!

big man tommy :D- wooooooowwwww

big man tommy :D- TUBBO!

tubzo_- TOMMY!

big man tommy :D- you saved me from wilbur thank you boss man you are so awesome

tubzo_- looks like youre going to owe me forever now buddy

wilbyscoot- i’m still here “boss man” :}

big man tommy :D- that :} is so cursed

wilbyscoot- i know!! :}

→ welcome! @boo!

boo!- wh

boo!- why am i here

tubzo_- THE WHOLE GANG IS HERE :DDDD

big man tommy :D- RANBOO!!!

boo!- hey there friends! i am still incredibly confused as to why i am here!

wilbyscoot- i have brought you here because

wilbyscoot- because

wilbyscoot- uhhhhh

wilbyscoot- friemds :D

→ nice seein’ ya, @technoblade

technoblade- technoblade

wilbyscoot- aaaaannd he’s offline

boo!- gone but not forgotten

tubzo_- f

big man tommy :D- f

wilbyscoot- f

boo!- f

→ @fishnoises is here now!

→ whats up, @nihachu

wilbyscoot- NIKI AND SALLY!!!

fishnoises- hello guys!

nihachu- hiya wil! whats this about?

wilbyscoot- freinbs :D

nihachu- aww

big man tommy :D- NIKI!!!!

big man tommy :D- niki i think you are so cool

tubzo_- ^

nihachu- i think youre cool too tommy and tubbo :]

big man tommy :D- sally you're here too i suppose

fishnoises- i see how it is /j

boo!- hi i’m ranboo! i dont know you that well sally and it nice to properly meet you!

fishnoises- you too!!!

→ welcome to the party @fundy!

wilbyscoot- MY SON

fundy- i swear to fucking god wilbur

wilbyscoot- tehee

fundy- sigh hi dad

wilbyscoot- he said the line guys he did it!!!!!

big man tommy :D- does this make me the uncle of my own cousin

tubzo_- yeah what-

wilbyscoot- hshhhhhhshshshshs dont worry about it

nihachu- hi funds!

fundy- hi niki :}

big man tommy :D- you too? with that fucking :}?

fundy- :}

→ glad to see you here, @slime!! popsicles!!

→ welcome, @thunder

big man tommy :D- THE BOYS + JACK ARE HERE!!

wilbyscoot- THATS EVERYONE!!

tubzo_- hi guys!!

slime!! popsicles!!- THE BOYS + JACK!!!!

thunder- we are so epic us boys + me

boo!- i am not part of the boys + jack manifold however i can agree that you are so cool

tubzo_- you are so smart boo

boo!- sure

nihachu- hi jack and charlie!

thunder- HI NIKI

slime!! popsicles!!- HI NIKI

fishnoises- wow theres so many people how many friends do you even have wil

wilbyscoot- yes :)

→ hello there, @ green is cool

big man tommy :D- go away bitch

wilbyscoot- hi!

green is cool- what have i walked in on oh jeez

wilbyscoot- thats actually everyone i invited (or forced to join) folks! feel free to add some of your own friends!

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green is cool- hey guys can i add my besties

wilbyscoot- no

big man tommy :D- no

nihachu- no

tubzo_- no

thunder- no

boo!- no

green is cool- cool guys say hello to my besties

→ i'm not doing your dumb nickname thing joined the party, glhf!

→ fire is cool just dropped in!

i'm not doing your dumb nickname thing- no

fire is cool- hey guys

fire is cool- george my beloved why aren't you doing our super cool epic nickname thing

i'm not doing your dumb nickname thing- why are you doing a stupid nickname thing

green is cool- i guess we’re gonna have to change our name to the dream and sapnap duo of awesomeness :(

i'm not doing your dumb nickname thing- no thats a horrible name i’ll change it just for the sake of your dismal branding skills

errors are cool?- is this,,,,,good?

fire is cool- yes good keep it

green is cool- thank you gogy i owe you my life

errors are cool?- i’m gonna hold you to that

green is cool- wait no

errors are cool?- :))

green is cool- wait no thats my brand

fire is cool- ok ok folks thats enough dee en eff forever i’m gonna add my boyfriends now because wilbur’s offline and i can be stealthy

green is cool- >:((

→ quack like a duck just hopped onto the server

→ honkkarl just landed

fire is cool- HEY GUYS

honkkarl- HI!!!

quack like a duck- omg hi <3

errors are cool?- go away

quack like a duck- i wasn't talking to you mr. notfound

honkkarl- woah wait we have all the feral boys together now!!

fire is cool- pogg!!!

errors are cool?- this is such a sad existence for the amazing georgenotfound

honkkarl- wow i see how it is

fire is cool- “just kidding i love you guys so much but especially dream mhm yes i wanna kiss dream” -george, right now

fire is cool- guys i promise this is real

quack like a duck- thank you for this valuable piece of information beloved

honkkarl- what q said what q said

errors are cool?- I DID NOT SAY THAT SAPNAP

errors are cool?- YOU ALL KNOW THATS NOT TRUE

fire is cool- you really dont love us???

green is cool- i’m only back to say thats shallow george /lh

quack like a duck- yeah wooooow

honkkarl- woooooww

fire is cool- i see how it is

green is cool- you really dont wanna kiss me?

green is cool- im feeling very betrayed right now georgy

green is cool- you know that communication is key in a relationship

errors are cool?- we’re not

errors are cool?- dating????

quack like a duck- thats what they all say

honkkarl- quackity is a dee en eff shipper real??

fire is cool- i cant believe you would do this to us quackity

fire is cool- forget about george, youre the one who truly must not love us

quack like a duck- no! please! take my forgiveness please

green is cool- im getting popcorn brb

errors are cool?- this is arguably a more interesting movie than frozen

honkkarl- wait wait wait

honkkarl- what do you have against frozen?

errors are cool?- its boring as shit bro

honkkarl- can we like

honkkarl- jail this man?

fire is cool- anything for you

quack like a duck- anything for you