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11:14 pm
Private conversation between Alya and Marinette.
Alya sent one (1) attachment.
alya
its time
mari
??
alya
shoot ur shot
mari
no
we been knew adrien is in love with another girl
doesnt mean it has to be me :/
alya
sometimes i feel like u dont want it to be u
stop being in denial 🙄
he clearly likes u
are u gonna do anything about it?
mari
no x2
alya
ok then 🤠
mari
istg if u pull some shit
alya
dw i wont <3
11:16 pm
Alya created a group chat “adrienette fan club <3”
Alya added Nino , Kagami , and Luka to the chat.
nino
loving the group name
whats the plan
luka
righty whats this on about
alya
is that australian or sum??
luka
british actually
turns out daddy jagged is from the uk
nino
oh yeah
that happened
hope you’re doing ok dude
luka
i wear my daddy issues proudly
oml i just realized
all the boys mari has been interested in have daddy issues lmfao
alya
speaking of that
Alya sent one (1) attachment.
alya
i sent this to marinette and she didnt think it was about her
luka
not u leaving him on read
nino
babe !!
if you’re gonna send such incriminating evidence at least crop my name
luka
its ok nino
what do u need us to do here
alya
idk honestly i didnt think that far ahead
mari is def not gonna confess any time soon
nino
how does she not know its about her ??
luka
ig theyre both pretty oblivious
how about we suggest going on a triple date or smth
force them to pair up
alya
im down
@kagami wya??
nino
@kagami
@kagami
@kagami
@kagami
@kagami
luka
im pretty sure she turned off her notifications for this very reason
its ok we can start without her, she’ll catch up in a bit
alya
okok
everyone act natural
Alya renamed the group chat to “the gang 🤪 ”
Alya added Marinette and Adrien to the chat.
alya
heyy yalllll
adrien
hi!!
nino
hey dudes
luka
what’s up
alya
i’m surprised we didn’t make this groupchat earlier
there’s some things we need to discuss ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i think we should go on a triple date
mari
no
Marinette left the chat.
Alya added Marinette to the chat.
Marinette left the chat.
Alya added Marinette to the chat.
luka
lol why does she keep leaving
adrien
mari are u ok?
Marinette left the chat.
Alya added Marinette to the chat.
mari
i’m so sorry adrien i didnt mewn to leave u on read!
mean
alya
mewn
nino
mewn
luka
mewn
adrien
haha it’s fine
so what’s up guys !!
alya
idk adrien u tell me
adrien
??
kagami
What is this group for?
luka
scroll up bb
mari
alya i’m gonna kms pls stop
nino
uhh babe maybe we should discuss this first
before ambushing them right away
adrien
discuss what
alya
your new crush on baker girl
and her crush on you
kagami
Oh.
He finally realized?
luka
oh shitt 👀
adrien
nino!!
nino
i’m so sorry bro
Marinette left the chat.
alya
ffs
Alya added Marinette to the chat.
alya
stop doing that
yk im stubborn
nino
als we rlly shouldve planned this a bit better first
alya
no
this is happening rn
i’m not gonna wait any longer
i’ve been suffering
i suffered for 19 years
it’s time for me to shake my ass
on a yacht
luka
in dubai
nino
in a thong? 😏
adrien
aren’t u 17??
kagami
What the fuck is going on
luka
ooo she cusses 😫
kagami
Aren’t we supposed to be setting them up?
adrien
no clue
setting who up??
alya
you sunshine boy
mari
alya please don’t
nino sent me the full chat and it’s not what u think
you don’t know who baker girl really is
adrien
why is everyone texting about me and my crush
!! are you guys trying to set me up with her
kagami
her??
luka
oh no…
this is a mess innit
mari
i told you guys :/
alya
adrien who do u think we’re talking about
adrien
….
are we not talking about ladybug here??
alya
oh
i see
Alya removed Luka and Kagami from the chat.
alya
it was weird that i added their exes anyways
nino
even weirder that they got together
Alya renamed the group chat to “ the og gang 🤪”
alya
anyways
adrien how in the fuck do u have a crush on ladybug
and why would u refer to her as baker girl
adrien
why wouldn’t i have a crush on her lol
she’s amazing
and i didn’t realize my private convo with nino was going to turn into a group discussion
i can’t explain why i call her baker girl, it’s weird
mari
baker girl is ladybug???
adrien
yeah :/
mari
oh
Alya removed Adrien from the group chat.
alya
i’m so sorry mari
mari
i’m literally ecstatic rn
nino
??
u okay?
oh she’s being sarcastic
mari
deadass i’m not
add him back
i wanna see how this plays out
nino
i’m so scared right now
Marinette added Adrien to the chat.
adrien
are u guys gonna make fun of me now :(
why was i removed
alya
is this a celebrity crush or??
nino
i think it’s genuine…
adrien
it IS genuine
nino u wanna send screenshots of our entire chat or smth??
nino
:(
i’m sorry bro
but now i’m curious lol
alya
how do you know her
adrien
…
are u asking me how i know ladybug??
mari
loll
i think she means how do u know her personally
adrien
i don’t know who she is behind the mask if that’s what you’re asking
nino
when u said u had a crush on a girl our age i neva would’ve thought 💀
if u don’t know who she is then how can u have a crush on her
u don’t know anything about her
adrien
i do!!
i just can’t explain how
this isn’t just some silly celebrity crush she actually means the world to me
mari
aww that’s so cute
alya
mari i’m so concerned rn but we’ll get back to u in a bit
nino
is it cuz she saved ur life that one time?
when gorilla was akumatized??
adrien
it wasn’t once but yes
alya
when else did she save ur life
adrien
hasn’t she saved all our lives countless times??
nino
u gotta give us more than that bud
adrien
ok well
i’ve loved her since the stone heart battle
mari
loved 😫
alya
girl wtf is going on with you
adrien
and she’s just so kind and she cares about saving everyone no matter what and she’s really smart and comes up with these elaborate plans that always succeed and she’s so pretty and awesome and i can’t understand how someone could not fall in love with someone like her
i mean from what i’ve seen on the ladyblog
alya
…
adrien
i don’t want to justify my feelings to u guys
i know it’s weird but you guys wouldn’t understand
nino
ofc u don’t have to justify your feelings <3
we do understand we were just a lil confused at first
alya
yeah dw we didn’t mean to come off as judgy or anything it just caught us off guard
sorry </3
adrien
it’s ok i just wish so many ppl didn’t know about it
u guys i’m fine with but kagami is my ex and it feels weird
and luka is just eh
alya
okok i don’t wanna pry but i need to know why u call her baker girl 😭
adrien
she smells like vanilla
mari
oh wow
nino
do u get a good sniff everytime she swings by 😫
Nino deleted a message.
mari
NINO
alya
skdjsjsh plss
adrien
i didn’t see what that said
can u guys just keep this a secret
please?
nino
ofc <3
alya
yeah dw
mari
we won’t say a word i promise !!
adrien
thanks guys :)
1:37 am
nino
WAIT
@Adrien @Adrien @Adrien
adrien
what’s up
nino
permission to acc discuss the rest of what u told me on this group?
adrien
yeah sure whatever
alya and mari already know ig
nino
what did u mean when u said she doesn’t like u back
have u confessed to her before??
mari
he what now
alya
oh wow
this is getting very interesting 🐸☕
adrien
😭😭
give me a warning next time
yeah i tell her basically everytime i see her
alya
which was like 2 times at most
adrien
why do i feel like i have to defend myself again
alya
sorry sorry
ok assuming you see her often enough for that statement to be...normal
what did she say when u confessed
adrien
she likes someone else </3
mari
adrien you’ve never confessed to me wtf are u on about
adrien
to you?
mari
oh shit oh shit oh shit
Marinette deleted a chat.
alya
??
nino
we literally all saw that lmfao
WAITTTT
alya
no fucking way
Marinette left the chat.
alya
oh no u don’t
Alya added Marinette to the chat.
Marinette left the chat.
Alya added Marinette to the chat.
alya
u realize its more sus when u leave right??
nino
i was gonna say plot twist of the century but it’s not that shocking when u think about it
alya
OH MY GODDD
IT HUST HIT ME
THATS WHY SHE WAS BEING SO NORMAL ABIUT ADRIEN LIKING LADYBUG
MARIIIINETTEEE
adrien
when u think about what??
i’m so confused rn
nino
how can u be this dense
mari
fml
i’m the worlds worst guardian
adrien
guardian??
ladybugs the new guardian wdym
alya
is he fr rn
nino
??? i honestly don’t wanna explain to him at this point
alya
are u reading the same chat we are in rn??
marinette is ladybug
aka the new guardian
aka ur baker girl
mari
LOL no one can even take my miraculous away
is it too early to renounce my guardianship
adrien
marinette isn’t ladybug
she’s multimouse
i saw them together once
nino
literally when was this
adrien
uhh during kwamibuster
alya
when i made this groupchat to set y’all up i was not expecting this lmfao
adrien
wait alya u said we need to discuss my crush on ladybug and her crush on me?
mari
fuck it
might as well just go all in
adrien when have u ever confessed ur love to me as ladybug
adrien
i can’t explain it
mari
??
wdym u can’t explain it was i not there or smth
adrien
i was lying
mari
also how did u know i smell like vanilla you’ve only ever come close to me like once as ladybug
adrien
i was also lying about that
nino
there’s actual tears in my eyes pls
alya
i can’t breathe
nino
on that note
i just wanted to reveal smth i saw
last week adrien gave me his phone so i can call alya and i saw he had marinette’s contact saved as princess
so homeboy must’ve liked 2 girls at once not realizing it’s the same person 😭
alya
AND U DIDNT TELL ME!!!??
mari
p-princess??
Adrien left the chat.
Nino added Adrien to the chat.
alya
wait mari doesn’t chat call u that? 💀
mari
oh my god
i just realized
no one saw me during kwami buster except for chat
Adrien left the chat.
mari
i’ve been rejecting him every day for months now
alya
yikes 💔
Nino added Adrien to the chat.
Adrien left the chat.
Alya added Adrien to the chat.
alya
we not doing this shit again
adrien
are u gonna take away my miraculous
nino
what is this boy on 💀💀
OHHHHH SHIT
ADRIEN YOURE CHAT NOIR??
alya
yeah babe catch up <3
actually
i think our work here is done
Alya removed Nino from the chat.
alya
y’all better talk this out
have fun kids 😙
Alya left the chat.
mari
…
adrien
soo
u have a crush on me?? 😼
mari
you’re an idiot