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6:01 AM
User [dreamwastaken] created a group chat.
[dreamwastaken]: wait shit forgot to do smth
[Untitled Group Chat]
6:23 AM
[dreamwastaken]: alright
User [dreamwastaken] added 10+ others to [Untitled Group Chat].
[dreamwastaken]: hi bitches (affectionate)
[dreamwastaken]: it’s me your favorite friend ever
[georgenotfound]: highly debatable dream
[dreamwastaken]: rude much smh
[georgenotfound]: did you literally expect anything else from me
[dreamwastaken]: yes
[georgenotfound]: and i thought i knew you. apparently, i was dead wrong
[dreamwastaken]: i
[dreamwastaken]: hold on you’re making me question our friendship
[georgenotfound]: good.
[georgenotfound]: a little existential crisis never hurt anyone
[georgenotfound]: dont quote me on that
User [dreamwastaken] has taken a screenshot from [Untitled Group Chat].
[georgenotfound]: okay maybe i deserved that
[dreamwastaken]: thank god i was beginning to think you’d forgotten rule number one of our friendship
[dreamwastaken]: denial is no good
[georgenotfound]: that’s a rule youre extremely good at breaking then
[dreamwastaken]: georgenotfound what are you implying
[georgenotfound]: obviously the fact that you’re madly in love with me and totally want to cheat on wilbur with me in pursuit of happiness
[dreamwastaken]: any more of that fantasy and id think you actually felt that
[georgenotfound]: dont be an idiot™ dream
[sapnap]: i heard mentions of dream and idiot i am here
[dreamwastaken]: sapnap how could you
[georgenotfound]: i think you mean sapnap how could you have such magnificent timing
[sapnap]: george buddy i dont know if you know but wilbur is. quite literally in this group chat
[georgenotfound]: and what are you getting at?
[sapnap]: cough cough scroll up cough cough
[georgenotfound]: oh.
[georgenotfound]: OH.
User [georgenotfound] has deleted 1 message(s).
[georgenotfound]: that was never there
[dreamwastaken]: where is tubbo and his blackmail when you need him
[georgenotfound]: i do not like where this is going
[dreamwastaken]: (:
[georgenotfound]: i cannot believe you are still typing the smiley face the wrong way
[georgenotfound]: god has forsaken me
[dreamwastaken]: one second gotta steal ranboo’s phone
[ranboo]: georgenotfound that is my line
[dreamwastaken]: ranboo will be so mad at me later
[georgenotfound]: then delete the messages you idiot
[dreamwastaken]: im too lazy to do that sorry georgie
[georgenotfound]: my best friend is a slob
[sapnap]: it really took you that long to figure out huh
[dreamwastaken]: what is this
[dreamwastaken]: dream bullying day?
[dreamwastaken]: cries
[sapnap]: dream youve got that only half right
[sapnap]: what you mean to say is that everyday is dream bullying day
[georgenotfound]: speak your truth sapnap
[sapnap]: trust me i will
[dreamwastaken]: friendship ended with both of you /j
[dreamwastaken]: now looking for two new friends in lieu of /them/
[sapnap]: mission accomplished georgeeee
[georgenotfound]: hell yeahh
[georgenotfound]: anyway dream i know we have like a maths test later today and i dont think youve studied
[dreamwastaken]: …shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit gotta go thanks george
[sapnap]: dream’s math issues aside george call it math not maths
[georgenotfound]: fuck you sapnap ill call it whatever i wanna call it
[sapnap]: youd love that huh
[georgenotfound]: wtf no
[georgenotfound]: sapnap my beloathed grrr
[sapnap]: damn you’re on your feral dog arc
[georgenotfound]: do not ever make that comparison ever again you foul person
[callahan]: mom the girls are fighting again
[georgenotfound]: literally shut up
[callahan]: i will not be silenced
[callahan]: you cannot force me to do so
[callahan]: i am simply far too powerful
[quackity]: you know what’s even more powerful?
[sapnap]: quackity :D hiiii
[quackity]: hey sapnap!
[quackity]: anyway as i was saying before
[quackity]: the only thing more powerful than callahan
[quackity]: is language
[callahan]: did you just finish your english class homework
[quackity]: ,,,yes
[callahan]: that explains it then
[georgenotfound]: ok but have you ever considered minecraft
[sapnap]: my friend you forgot a word int here
[georgenotfound]: ah yes i forgot
[georgenotfound]: have you ever considered philza minecraft
[callahan]: im convinced you two share braincells
[sapnap]: bold of you to assume we have more than one braincell
[quackity]: callahan im sorry but that logic actually holds up
[callahan]: dhmu going dark
[georgenotfound]: alright good
[georgenotfound]: now
[georgenotfound]: wait shit i need admin for this
[georgenotfound]: @dreamwastaken
[georgenotfound]: dream give me the admin
User [dreamwastaken] has given user [georgenotfound] admin commands for [Untitled Group Chat].
[georgenotfound]: hell yeah i wield all the power here fear me peasants
User [dreamwastaken] has given user [sapnap] admin commands for [Untitled Group Chat].
[sapnap]: not anymore B)
[dreamwastaken]: dont ping me anymore i really do have to study pain
[georgenotfound]: o7 good luck dream
[sapnap]: prayig for you dream m
[dreamwastaken]: thanks i appreciatioe it
[georgenotfound]: anyway it’s time to upgrade this gc
User [georgenotfound] has changed the name of this group chat to [L’Manburg V2].
[sapnap]: gross it’s spelled l’manberg
[sapnap]: you british people do not know how to spell anything
[georgenotfound]: shut up texan (derogatory)
[sapnap]: wow im shivering in fear
[georgenotfound]: shut it snapmap
[sapnap]: reaaaaaally creative slash s
[georgenotfound]: shut u p
[karljacobs]: as callahan would say:
[karljacobs]: mom the girls are fighting again
[quackity]: so true karl
[sapnap]: carl ily and all but pls stfu
[karljacobs]: i do not know this carl person
[karljacobs]: but if you’re cheating on me in our platonic marriage with carl i will not hesitate to stab
[quackity]: hot
[sapnap]: quackity no
[quackity]: quackity yes
[karljacobs]: quackity nes
[karljacobs]: moving on though
[karljacobs]: george and sapnap i am highly disappointed in the fact that only the groupchat has been named
[karljacobs]: what happened to us, the members
[quackity]: karl speaks the truth
[karljacobs]: i really do
[sapnap]: im just not gonna do it george it’s up to you
[georgenotfound]: just admit that you’re very uncreative and ill do it
[sapnap]: no fuck you bitch
[quackity]: oho i smell drama
[karljacobs]: eyes the drama
[georgenotfound]: you know what
[georgenotfound]: im gonna pull a callahan and go offline
[sapnap]: scaredy cat
[karljacobs]: georgenotfound catboy arc confirmed
[quackity]: gasps
[karljacobs]: ikr
[sapnap]: hey guys you do realize that we’ve got school in 15 minutes right
[karljacobs]: oh wait
[karljacobs]: oh /fuck/
[karljacobs]: bye guys have to speedrun breakfast
[quackity]: dream kinnie much smh
[sapnap]: TRUEEEEEEEEEEE
[karljacobs]: wow okay
[karljacobs]: honk you all too
[callahan]: fiance breakup arc wo ah
[sapnap]: gasp
[quackity]: sapnap you do realize that we’re the ones being broken up with
[sapnap]: oh.
[sapnap]: oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.