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Heroes & Monsters

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“I’m with you ‘till the end of the line,” said Steve Rogers. Little did he know that the end was only the beginning for Mephisto.

Now back as a ghost, Captain America must protect Jake, a young man jaded by superheroes. But when Mephisto’s children threaten Jake’s family and the world, he is forced to team up with the one thing that repulses him.

It is said that monsters are tragic beings born in the wrong world. In this case, citizens, heroes, and villains are all monsters.

Chapter 1: The Last Temptation of Cap

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Steve fell asleep while his body lost its senses. First, the light between his shut eyelids blurred and blackened. Then, the smell of apple pies numbed into a faint smoke. The sound of the dog barking at the neighbor’s cat deadened. And finally, the last thing to vanish was the warm touch of his wife’s hands wrapped around his and the taste of her kisses on his lips.

Death for Steve would always have been an angel with dove wings and a halo flying down from the sky and taking his life. It was not that he considered himself to be worthy of Heaven; it was just that the idea of going to Hell was not his cup of tea, like with most people. However, there was no angel for Steve, or perhaps he even lost his mind, so he did not remember it. He was just surrounded by darkness with no limbs, no bones, no flesh. He had been in this state for days or maybe months by now, but Steve was not sad, just nostalgic. If the afterlife was only his soul and his memory, then it would do. He was content with having a peaceful eternity to cherish all the battles he had fought, all the lives he had saved, and all the friends he had made.

Suddenly, an ominous creaking sound resonated through the nothingness.

Steve’s heart skipped a beat when he realized he could hear again. He opened his eyes and checked his surroundings. He could also see! A medieval door of copper and wood opened to his left. He walked toward it with a body he could not see, perhaps shrouded by the obscurity. An ill-lit hallway of blue shades appeared. Rusty chains and hooks swung around as he trod past them. A metal plate nailed to the wall reflected the blurry image of a red, white, and blue suit over him.

“This can’t be,” he muttered.

Steve looked down at his body, which was now once again young, fit, and clad in his superhero uniform. Velvet curtains covered the end of the corridor and let a burst of faint laughter resonate between them. Steve ran forward and pushed them aside. Someone or something had given him another chance at life, and he would not waste any time jumping at it.

He arrived at a metal caged bridge. Malnourished people were being consumed by flames as Steve walked on and observed them. A shirtless man with dragon tattoos spun to his left on a giant cartwheel. To the right, stakes had elderly women with witch hats tied around them. Steve seized at the bridge bars to let him go through, but they burned his hands and would not budge. Steve saw a similar carnage during wars. Even though such horrors—the fire, the screams, failing to help people—would never stop to tear a gaping hole within him. Steve closed his eyes and entered a dusty antechamber. It was filled with cobwebs, golden cherubs on columns, and shelves full of dirty liquors whose tags had skulls on them. A buzzing came from the left, so he turned that way. Then he found a radio with a crimson sofa in front of it. The back of the single seat faced him, but he noticed a fingerless gloved hand. Its fingers grabbed dirty diamonds from a bowl. Crunches and munches resonated as the palm came back empty.

“Four members of the radical group, the Flag Smashers, were killed today in a car bomb attack,” said the presenter.

A raspy laugh boomed as the person inside the sofa smacked their fist on a nearby table. Steve edged around the sofa and spotted a man with a green top hat, a matching coat, and purple accessories. His eyes were covered with black greasepaint that sharpened up and down into a thin line. 

“Ah, Steve, I’ve been waiting for you,” the top hat man greeted as he gulped down a bottle of whiskey.

The former soldier gawked at him. “He looks… He looks like that singer with a girl’s name... Alice Cooper?

“The name’s Mephisto. Welcome to my nightmare.” Mephisto extended his left hand, but a boa constrictor slithered out of his sleeve. “Winfrey, please, I’m with a guest.”

The snake hissed before it crawled on the ground to lick the carpet drenched with alcohol. 

“Well, looks like things got...” He leaned forward. “Out of hand.” A wicked laugh boomed out of him while thunder banged. “Hahaha! Ha... And I wonder why people hate me...”

“I’m Steve Rogers.” Captain America shook his hand. “I guess you already knew.”

Mephisto hovered off his seat and stood up. “Captain America, right? Big fan. Although I do have a soft spot for your replacement.”

“Sam Wilson?” wondered Steve.

Mephisto snickered. “Ah, funny…” He straightened his face said, “No, U.S. Agent. Look.”

Mephisto pulled a remote out of his pocket and aimed it at a painting of Mona Lisa with a mustache. He zapped it and the artwork shifted into the video of a man with Captain America’s shield and a similar suit. He had been chasing another man wearing a black hoodie and pinned him down next to a memorial. They bickered while the face of the man holding Steve’s shield reddened. He lifted the shield over the man with a hoodie and smashed it down several times against the man while the screen glitched. After the images cleared, the hooded man’s bloody hand dropped lifelessly on the ground. Steve stared at it with wide eyes while Mephisto laughed again.

“Jesus...” muttered Steve.

“Best scene of the show if you ask me,” noted Mephisto. “C’mon Cap, it’s just a terrorist. I can inspire ten others to replace him if it makes you feel better.”

“What do you want?!” questioned Steve. “You’re here to torture me for leaving my friends behind?”

Mephisto smiled. “I’m not a punisher, I’m a businessman.” He removed his hat. “So let’s make a deal.”

“I’ve got an idea of what you are,” proclaimed Steve with a glare. “And I have no intention of bargaining with your kind.”

“Ooh!” Mephisto put his hands over his chest. “You broke my poor, poor heart of stone… Compliments aside, you saw what’s happening without Cap.” He put a cane out of his hat. “Don’t you want to get one more shot at life, just to help some lost souls?”

Steve crossed his arms. “Why would you help me?”

“One sinner to help another.” Mephisto joined his hands over the goat head of his cane. “There’s a boy in Arizona who’s very important to me.” He faked a pout. “Sadly, my children got jealous. You’re a dad too, you know how kids are… Anyway, I need you to protect that boy named Julio.”

“A boy? I…” Steve pinched his lips. “You have powers, can’t you use them to protect him?” he asked.

“Sadly, the maggot doesn’t fall far from the apple,” complained Mephisto. “They’ve trapped me here so they could be free to do whatever they want on Earth.”

Captain America flinched. “You mean they’re in my world right now?” 

Mephisto smirked. “Precisely… So, what you’re gonna do? Will you let my children take over the world, or will you stop them?” He reached out his left hand as his boa coiled around the arm.

Steve observed the reptile and sighed. “Fine, but I’m selling my soul to nobody.”

“Your soul wouldn’t taste good, anyway.” Mephisto winced. “Too much heroism and good-heartedness… Well, time to choose how you wanna come out of the grave.”

His hands fondled the goat head, and it turned into a microphone. He pointed to the east and stage lights beamed on a bed with a purple giant kissing a woman with long dark hair. He caressed her black and leather pantsuit while she rubbed his bare pectorals.

“Thanos, Hela! Get the hell out of here!” screamed Mephisto.

“We’re already in hell,” replied Hela.

Thanos tickled her chin and said, “Well, I’m about to be...”

Mephisto shook his head. “Get the hell out of my hell!” 

“Come with me my beauty. Many piles of dead bodies outside will be more comfortable than this damp mattress,” said Thanos and they left, giggling.

Mephisto shrugged at Steve before he clapped his hands. The lights flickered and a doll now sat on the bed.

“The possessor! No one ever gets as deep inside them as it does, baby!” he announced.

The doll turned its head around like an owl and vomited a brown slimy substance swarming with insects. Mephisto picked up a wet cicada out of the puddle and ate its head.

“Belgian chocolate, a relish.” He handed the beheaded insect to Steve. “Want a bite?”

Steve winced while Mephisto gestured to the west. It illuminated a television set that broadcast the movie of a well.

“He’s sick, he’s obscene. The revenant! Or as the Japanese called them, the onryō! Vengeful spirits blinded by rage,” explained Mephisto.

He cha cha’ed to the middle of the room and the drawing of a fat green ghost appeared.

“No landlord to throw them out, the poltergeist!” He whispered, “Between you and me, you should pick this one.”

Steve gawked at him. “Fine, I’ll-”

Mephisto clapped his hands. “The poltergeist, great choice!” he shouted and rubbed his hands together. “One more thing, some side effects might happen, such as you not manifesting right away, but it doesn’t matter.”

“Wait! Before you do it, I need another thing,” ordered Steve.

“Well, you did get me rid of that purple giant with the wrinkly chin.” Mephisto shrugged. “Ask away.”

Captain America took a quick breath and said, “I want one more moment to talk with my friends.”

“Aww, I would cry if I could,” mocked Mephisto. “Your wish, my wish... Now let’s get to the fun part.” His eyes set themselves on fire while his voice deepened. “Random sermonibus latine. Agatha habet veste deformis!”

Dark ebony thunder with orange hues came out of his fingers and struck Steve. Steve groaned as the electricity shocked him. 

“Enjoy your afterlife, Steve,” said Mephisto.

Steve’s vision blurred and soon the darkness came back.

Chapter 2: The Little People

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“I hate my life.” 

Jake winced as he opened his eyes. The sunlight stung his jade-green irises while a groan left his lips.

“C’mon champ, today’s your big day!” boomed a deep yet soft voice.

A blonde sturdy man in a flannel shirt smiled at him. The curtains hissed when he straightened them. 

“It’s the end of the world?” asked Jake with a slight pout.

The man sat down on Jake’s bed. Sparkles danced in his eyes. “I’ve talked to your boss, think he got something in store for you.”

“Thanks, Dad,” Jake muttered as his father left.

The young man stretched his arms and observed his room. Just the same yellow wallpaper and the same wooden floor. Jake groaned and dragged himself out of the bed. He scratched his back while his other hand gave a soft hit to a punching ball with Hulk’s face on it. His feet plodded around game controllers and shuffled out of the room. Jake opened the door in front of him and entered. He picked up a toothbrush from the sink, which already had toothpaste on it. His eyes glared at a note on the mirror with a cheerful face and Smile written on it. Jake tore and crumpled it before throwing it in the nearby bin. 

It was just the same empty daily ritual. 

The young man looked at his reflection as he brushed his teeth. His short shaggy brown hair swung at a slow pace against his forehead. Jake put his left hand on his waist and flexed his arm. 

Could be better, ” he thought.

He spat the toothpaste down the sink before he used water to rinse his mouth.

When he looked back into the mirror, a buff man with a face similar to his father’s was next to him. However, he was wearing Captain America’s suit. Plus, his skin and hair were pale and the colors of his outfit were withered and foggy while his eyes glowed a faint blue.

“HOLY!” screamed Jake.

“Listen, Julio, it’s as weird as for you as it is for me, but-”

“How do you know my name?!” questioned Jake.

“Huh? What-”

Jake ran away to his room. Then he opened a coding book on his desk and stared at a pentagram on one of the pages.

“I must’ve done it by accident…” he mumbled.

“Jake, everything okay?” his father called from the kitchen.

“Yeah, just stubbed my toes,” lied the son.

“Ouch, pour cold water on them. It helps!” advised the man.

Steve followed him. “Hey!” he called.

Jake slammed the book shut. 

“What’s that?” Steve showed him a notebook with sketches of him and Iron Man being eaten by zombies. “And that?” He pointed at a target board with a picture of Hawkeye on it. A dart had landed on the latter’s crotch. “You could have gone for the head.”

“I did,” replied the young man as he walked through him.

“Wow! It’s not polite to walk through people without asking them!”

Steve contemplated his hands and joined them together. His hands phased through each other like a pair of scissors. A sound close to a violin or a theremin played as his fingers merged and unmerged. Steve jerked back and winced. Then, he leaned forward and rubbed his hands into each other, and thumped his boots, which produced a musical beat.

“Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk. I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk,” muttered Steve in a low voice. 

His feet went through the floor as he did so. Steve stumbled, but soon his thighs and waist sunk too. He grabbed at the floor, his hands stayed intangible and he dropped into the kitchen.

Steve groaned and said, “Oh sh-“

“Sugar, honey, iced tea?” asked Jake’s father.

Jake sat at the dining table while his dad served small cakes on his son’s plate. The young man watched as Captain America fell face-first through the table with his buttocks protruding through the plate.

“You’re not eating your buns?” wondered his dad. 

“Huh, yeah...” Jake picked up a slice and munched it with a grimace.

His father washed the dishes while Steve grunted and stood up.

“Your hoodie’s waiting on the couch,” his dad said while he washed cookware. “Twas kinda hard picking the right shade of dark and sulky out of your closet.”

Steve snickered while the young man shot him a side glance. The son looked down at his meal and did not raise his head. Once done with breakfast, he strolled to the living room in silence. The young man gripped at the clothes lined up there. A sigh left his lips as he struggled to put on his pants. As soon as he had his khaki green hoodie over him, Jake walked to the entrance door.

“Jake, wait!” His father rushed to him. “Remember-”

“I know.” Jake rolled his eyes. “If anything weird happens, I’ll run to the house and we’ll change our IDs before driving to Mexico.”

The corners of his father’s lips turned down a bit. “No… Just remember that I love you, Jake.”

Jake looked away.

His father reached a hand toward Jake. “Son, I know it’s hard for you, but if we-”

The son slapped away his father’s arm. “But what?! If we keep waiting, Spider-Man or Captain America is gonna come here and save the day!” Jake shook his head. “They won’t come, nobody’s gonna come!”

His father stared at him with drooped eyes while Jake walked out. The son glanced one more time at the man before he left.

Jake kicked a can as he observed the town. A bunch of dusty stores with old car posters were rotting around. Sand from the nearby desert covered the pavement's edge. Crows pecked the garbage off the streets and cawed at the boy.

“Listen, Julio, I don’t know what’s going on between you and your dad but-“

“Can’t you just leave?” Jake cut Steve off. “The last thing I need is a patriotic Jiminy Cricket. And call me Jake, people could hear you.”

“Jake, you don’t understand. You and your dad are in danger!” shouted Captain America. “You’re being hunted down by-“

“I know.” Jake sighed. “Why do you think my dad said that? We’ve been moving all over the country to get away from them.”

Steve stiffened. “But why didn’t you ask someone for help?”

Jake spun around. “Who? We’re nobodies. People like you don’t care about people like us.”

“N-no. You got this wrong,” mumbled Steve.

“I don’t care about excuses,” interrupted Jake. “Everyone has excuses, everyone talks and talks, but nobody does anything.” 

When he arrived on the main street, the ten feet tall copper statue of a rat greeted him. The young man glared at the so-called Rudolph Rodent. On his pedestal, Millstone, Where Dreams Become Real was chiseled on its rusty plate. A scoff appeared on his lips as he read.

“We’re both stuck in the same shit,” whispered Jake.

Scratches sounded as a lizard peeked out of the statue’s mouth. The Gila monster crawled down and interrupted Jake’s little reverie.

The young man strolled forward. A sight caught his attention amidst the rundown buildings and car carcasses. Madame Lewis’s Chamber of Chills. 

“That’s new,” Jake remarked. 

“You should stay away from this place,” suggested Captain America.

Oddities and sideshow freaks decorated the facade, such as a barker with a dog head or a silver surfboard. Creak... The door flung open and a mass under an old green cloak came out. It raised its head and strands of cobweb-like hair fell.

“By Gilgamesh! A new visitor,” rejoiced the old woman with a croaky voice.

“I’m sorry but-”

“The tour costs nothing. A free spell in my museum of oddities.” The hunchbacked lady puled a black leather book out of her cloak. “Behold, the Darkhold! Inside reside your darkest desires…” She opened the book.

Jake stared at the pages and frowned. Various pictures depicted half-naked men and women touching each other with Call Me Bi Your Name for a caption.

“You got some wild fantasies,” noted Steve. 

The gypsy woman cackled as her nails tapped against the cover.

“I have to go,” babbled Jake.

“See you soon,” replied the lady with a youthful shrill in her talk.

The young man hastened his walk for an instant and then he stopped. He turned around, and she was gone. She had left the door of her museum ajar until a breeze of wind closed it. Slam!  

Jake raised an eyebrow. “The hell?”

“Don’t tell me there are ghosts around,” added Captain America.

“You’re a ghost,” disputed the young man.

Steve huffed. “No, I’m not! I’m... a... non-alive person.”

They walked on as a murder of crows hovered above Jake, almost in circles. Jake turned around the corner of the street and sighed. French fries rested at his feet, covered with mold and chewed by rats. Jake glared at the building in front of him. On it stood the Clowntown sign with a jester character. Someone had tagged perverted symbols near the jester’s mouth.

I fucking hate clowns,” thought the young man.

The double doors opened and a man with a red nose and an apron appeared.

“Jake Morton. Took your sweet time,” he said crisply.

“Sorry boss, I-”

“Doesn’t matter.” The man put his hands on his hips. “Listen, kid, the business is not doing well around here. And with all the people turning into dust and then coming ba-”

“You’re firing me, right?” Jake narrowed his brows.

The man removed his red nose. “I’m sorry Jake, but you took the job of someone who I thought would never come back. You and your dad are newcomers and I’d rather have familiar faces working here.”

Jake bit the inside of his right cheek. “Guess that’s how it is, right?” He chuckled. “Let’s just say thanks to the Sentinels of Liberty for making our lives better.”

Steve drooped his shoulders when he heard this. The light bulbs in the sign flickered as Jake stormed away.  

Hands in his pockets, Jake quickened his step to his house. 

“Jake, I know how it feels, but-“

“Well, someone’s running away from us?” a hoarse voice taunted.

Jake rolled his eyes and turned around. Two hooded figures were facing him.

“Tim.” Jake nodded at the bald young man on the left. “Tom,” he addressed the boy with a cap on the right.

Tom gripped at the lower part of his Nightmare on Elm Street shirt and exposed a Swiss Army knife on his belt. Tim smirked and put his open left palm on display.

“You know the song,” Tim spit.

Jake exhaled and dug into his pockets. Then he gave Tim two coins and a five-dollar bill. 

“That’s all?” noticed Tom.

Jake looked daggers at him. “Just got fired.”

Tim shoved the money inside the hoodie. “Do better next time.”

The pairs giggled and disappeared inside a dark alley.

Alone in the empty street, Jake clenched his fists and tightened his eyelids. 

“Why didn’t you fight them?” questioned Steve.

“So they could be even more of a pain in the ass?” Jake snapped his head at the latter.

His nails pressed against the palms of his hands while his arms trembled. Hot electricity flowed throughout his body. A nearby lamp post buzzed. Jake’s fingers burned yet were somehow numb to the heat.

“Maybe you could talk to your father,” counseled Captain America.

The young man ground his teeth. “Leave me alone!”

Jake’s heart pounded as his blood boiled. The buzzing of the lamp increased more and more.

Splat!

Falling pieces of glass startled the young man. He sheltered himself with his arms. Sparkles squirted out of the exploded lamp socket. Jake stared at it before he looked down at his hands. Tiny lightning bolts flashed in and out between his fingers. The young man observed the strange manifestation until it ended. Then he pointed at the lamp. No reaction. Next, he reached his hands toward a car, but the same lack of result happened. His shoulders dropped as his arms went back inside his pockets. Steve observed the scene with his mouth half agape. 

“He has powers too...” he muttered. “Jake, wait!”

Jake strolled forward in a hunched position.

“Careful!” shouted a high-pitched voice.

Jake glanced to his right. A middle-aged woman was looking up at a dead tree. On top of its branches, there was a spotted cat and a slender figure clad in white. They wore a pair of combat boots of the same color with a sleeveless thigh-length dress, and what seemed to be a Kevlar corset cinched their waist.

“Don’t be afraid, little kitty,” whispered the doll-like person.

Captain America smiled. “Ah, saving cats from trees, the good old days.”

The old branch leaned down as the person came closer to the animal. 

When inches separated them, the person stretched their black-gloved hands until the cat slunk toward them. Ferns fell from the quivering branch. The woman watched with her mouth agape while the person hugged her cat.

“Got him!” they exclaimed.

The branch broke.

“Don’t worry, I got this!” yelled Steve as he jumped and phased through them. “Nevermind.”

Jake rushed toward both the cat and his falling savior. The young man charged and outstretched his arms.

Flop!

Jake collapsed and moaned because of the weight against his back.

“Wow, thank you, sir,” spoke the person in a silvery voice.

“You’re wel-… come… Can you stand up now?” replied Jake.

“Ach, of course!” They got up on their feet.

The woman grabbed the cat and smiled. “Oh, thank you!”

“It was my pleasure.” The person curtsied.

While the cat and his owner left, Jake stood up, rubbed his back, and walked away. The cat’s savior ran after Jake.

They looked at Jake with their big purple eyes. “Thanks again for earlier,” they almost sang.

The person adjusted the ebony bow in their hair before they moved some sausage ginger curls away from their face. Meanwhile, Steve watched them with sparkles in his gaze.

Jake slapped the dust out of his pants. “That was nothing. Just try to not fall on me next time.”

The purple color of the person’s eyes suddenly became yellow. “Next time? Does it mean we’ll see each other again?” they wondered with a grin.

“It was just phrasing,” he replied.

“Oh, okay…” They glanced away.

“Psst!” Steve stepped closer. “Tell her she’s pretty.”

Jake glared at him. “She knows she’s pretty!” 

“Oh, you got an imaginary friend too?” they inquired. “Mine was Mr. Squiggles. He loved talking about the gibbering madness of his fallen realm.”

“Uh-huh,” Jake replied with a wince.

They extended their right hand. “I forgot, my name’s Bo Peep! I’m a superhero.” 

Steve lolled his head to the side. “Aww, young blood.”

“The name’s Jake,” he responded. 

“Jake? Since I fell on your back, can I call you Brokeback Jake?” asked Bo Peep.

Jake glared at them. “Aren’t you supposed to wear a mask or something?”

“Oh, I wear a lot of makeup,” they replied with a bob of the head.

Jake walked forward, and the person followed.

“You have something to ask?” he questioned.

The person nodded. “Yes, actually.” They took a quick breath. “I could not help but notice that you’re frowning a lot. So I was wondering… Why are you sad?”

“I’d rather not talk about it.”

Bo Peep’s eyes now turned blue. “Oh, I understand… You know, you could try smiling more if you want to.”

Jake winced a smile on his face. “There? Happy?”

Yellow tints came back in Bo Peep’s eyes. “Thank you.”

The young man jerked his head back. “Why are you thanking me?”

“Well, you forced yourself to smile just to make me happy.” Bo Peep blushed. “ I thought it was very nice of you, so thank you.” His eyes widened and turned back purple. “Ach, this masked man’s walking toward a shop with a gun. I’ll tell them it’s more polite to rob a store with a bare face,” said Bo Peep as he ran away. “See you later, Brokeback Jake!”

“Don’t call me- Whatever...”

“What a nice young lady. You should spend more time with her,” said Captain America before he realized Jake had stepped away. “Hey!”

The rest of Jake’s walk was quiet. Once back home, his father raced towards him.

“Jake?”

“I’m gonna go play in my room,” muttered the son as he walked upstairs.

“B-but, what about your job?”

“Got fired.” Jake entered his bedroom and slammed the door.

Steve shook his head. “You could be nicer to your dad!”

The sound of the door echoed in the young man’s mind with Steve’s words. Jake clutched at his head while the noise increased. Soon, the crows cawing joined it with the buzzing of the lamp post. Jake closed his eyes and covered his ears. The cacophony went crescendo and felt like it was splitting his brain. 

“Hey, you okay, kiddo?” worried Captain America.

“Stop… Stop…” begged Jake.

“Jake,” spoke an ethereal voice.

The young man opened his eyes. His bedroom was gone. He was now in the middle of the street, surrounded by a grey mist. 

“Jake,” the voice called again.

“Mom?”

Chapter 3: The Sight of the Ghost

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“Mom?” repeated Jake.

No answer made its presence known. 

“I don’t like this,” said Steve.

Jake scanned his surroundings. The sun had become a pale prism projecting a mauve and grey light all over the town. Birds floated still, frozen in the sky. Their bodies cloned copies of different colors which disintegrated after a second. A thick fog blocked all the alleys, some blurry silhouettes faded on the horizon. Only Madame Lewis’s museum of oddities had not been infested by the mist. The young man took a deep breath and penetrated The Chamber of Chills

Its inside was pink and quilted, similar to the inside of a body. Whereas, the ground had a zebra pattern. Many glass cases lit up when he got near them. Josephine Joseph, the Supernova Helmet, the Trident of Neptune, the Vapors of Vision, the Demonicus Sword, and other pieces of exposition illuminated on his path. 

“Wait, I saw some of these things before,” muttered Captain America.

All along the path, a womanly humming shifted between a human sound and a gust of wind. At the end of the hallway, there was a curtain door with neon letters above it that spelled Madame Lewis’s Fortune. Some letters malfunctioned and turned off, which left misFortune on display. The song had gotten louder as he approached. Jake pulled away from the curtain and entered the room.

The young man lifted his left arm as a powerful light blinded him.

Am I outside?” wondered Jake.

While the grass under him remained the same, any bush or tree behind the halo changed in shape and color. A lady with eerie black hair and in a long white dress sat at the center of the glade. Her hands caressed her round belly. Light reflected against her dress, which made her features shiny and foggy, like a mirage. 

“Mom?” asked the son.

A smile crossed the woman’s lips, but the sunlight sometimes bent it into a grimace. 

“Jake...” she whispered.

Her voice echoed on every side of the area. Each reverberation fragmented and transformed the sound. J became R, while A turned into U, and KE changed into N. White butterflies fluttered around them, the yellow and crimson spots of their wings dissolved like paint and blood in the water.

“We need to go,” urged Steve.

Jake knelt and stared at her belly. Another voice moaned from inside his mother.

His voice.

He reached out his right hand and touched the bump. A light kick hit the other side. His mother wrapped her hands around his wrist. Red lines glistened at the edges of her nails.

“Mom.” Jake looked at her. “You’re hurt.”

His mother smiled from ear to ear. “Jake...” She lolled her head. “Run.”

One more hit from the other side of her belly. The young man eyed down. A pair of clawed paws pushed from the inside of his mother’s stomach. Jake jumped back. Above them, the sun darkened and became a red moon. His mother’s arms contorted and undulated like a desert hallucination. A miasma covered the butterflies who fell and decomposed on the ground. 

“Fifteen souls and the father,” murmured his mother. “Fifteen souls and the father.”

The earth fissured and spurted a black liquid. Flames arise from under his mother. Jake sweated while his chest compressed. He stood up and ran at her, but a crevasse grew between them. His mother’s left arm blurred into a fork of flesh while her right one thinned and rot.

“Fifteen souls and the father,” his mother chanted.

Black geysers spit chunks of meat as if a thousand hearts had been to macerate inside the oil. The fire consumed his mother’s dress while eyes, mouths, and horns appeared on her arms. Her left hand had turned into a goat while her right one was now a mummified infant. 

“Bastard!” hissed the goat with a sultry tone.

“Come closer,” whispered the infant with a breathy voice.

Captain America’s eyes widened. “Sweet mother of Jesus,” he spoke.

Jake fidgeted his gaze on every side, but crevasses surrounded the ground he stood on. 

“Run,” spoke his mother as she burned.

The earth tremored and crumbled. The young man fell into the pit of tar-like liquid. His vision flooded and sunk deep down into the dark abyss.

“Jake!” his father’s voice boomed.

Jake opened his eyes. He was back inside his room. The sunset outside the window.

“Are you okay?” asked his father in a soft tone.

Jake rubbed his temples and nodded. ”I’m fine…” He limped toward his bed and sat down.

“And I thought I’ve seen everything after reading Two Girls One Cap...” mumbled Steve.

Steve watched the room and squinted at the sight of Jake’s father. The latter’s face was blurry to him.

Must be one of Mephisto’s side effects,” thought Captain America.

“Dad?” 

The man sat next to his son. “What’s going on?”

“I…” Jake stared at his father. “Why do we never talk about mom?” 

His father stiffened before he took a deep breath. “It’s complicated…”

“It’s always complicated.” Jake’s eyes reddened. “Every time I ask you why we have to move, you say that…”

“I know. I know...“ His father closed his eyes and exhaled. “I wish I could make this easier for you…” He gazed at Jake. “Your mother- Linda… She- she was a good person…” He glanced down. “The most beautiful and intelligent person I’ve ever met…” His eyes went back to Jake. “But she’d made some mistakes.”

Jake tilted his head to the side. “Which mistakes?”

The man sighed. “She was just a College student… They got drunk and partied…” He covered his face with both hands. “And…”

CLAP!

His father sprung out of the bed and rushed to the window. A clap of thunder banged while dark clouds amassed outside. White, pink and red wine lightning bolts struck down the sky. 

“Jake, hide inside the closet!” screamed his father.

“What? But-”

“Jake, please.” His father put his hands on his shoulders. “Promise me to not do anything until they’re gone.”

Steve tapped his back. “Listen to your father.”

The son nodded and opened the door of his wardrobe. Whereas, his father headed out of the room.

“Dad!” Jake called out. “I- I love you.” 

His father looked at him and smiled. “I love you too.”

All the lights inside the house turned off. Night and darkness took over the place. His father pointed at the closet and Jake walked inside. A small opening between the two doors let the young peek inside his room. Otherwise, his sight was close to zero.

“I’ll go help your dad, stay here,” ordered Captain America as he also left.

No noise could be perceived either, only dead silence. Jake leaned his head against the wooden surface. His father’s footsteps sneaked down the stairs. A metallic click echoed as he did so.

A gun? ” marveled Jake.

The wet crumble of wood and brick sounded downstairs.

“Long time no see, Charles,” spoke an abysmal voice. 

“Get the fuck out of my house!” shouted his father.

Gunshots gripped air out of Jake’s lungs. He grabbed at his chest and breathed in and out. The same hellish voice laughed.

“Is that all?” it taunted.

“You- Aaargh!” his father yelled.

Jake put his hands against the closet doors. He was about to open them, but then pulled his arms back when he heard Steve.

“Leave him alone!” urged Steve.

A gust of wind blew and Steve’s voice stopped.

“Greylight, what was that?” questioned the baritone. 

“Just a ghost, brother,” replied Greylight.

“Alright, go check upstairs,” he ordered.

The young man’s heart stopped. A cold invaded his whole body. His eyes stared at his window. Ten feet separated him from it. 

Footsteps resonated against the stairs.

One of them walked toward his room. 

Sweat dripped from his forehead. His left hand reached toward the doors.

Promise me to not do anything,” his father’s words repeated in his mind.

The footsteps now came from the hallway.

Jake closed his eyes and trembled.

The footsteps were now right under the doorway

Jake opened his lids wide open. 

An icy wind crept inside as a large lean shadow crawled against the floor. The figure whistled and walked closer. It had its back facing him. Grey unkempt hair covered its head while a long leather black coat did the same for its body. Its hands were pale and skeletal. Jake clamped his lips together. 

It turned around.

A pair of glowing death-blue eyes stared at him. A corpse-pale ghoul looked deep into his soul. The skin on him looked like a melted funeral veil. Its lipless mouth twisted into a smile while its left hand lifted and reached its face.

“Shh…” it hissed with the index finger over its teeth.

“Greylight! Found anything?” asked the baritone from downstairs. 

“Emptier than my brother’s heart,” replied the undead with a breathy speech.

The zombie chuckled, tipped its Stetson, and left the room. 

Jake recognized the sound, it was from his nightmare. The mummified infant.

“The bastard must be outside,” a croaky voice spoke.

“Madame Lewis?” the young man muttered to himself.

With a gentle move, Jake opened at a slow pace the closet. He peeked in the hallway, nothing. Then he tiptoed outside the room and edged against the wall. As soon as he touched the limit between the wall and the stairway railing, he stopped. 

“Let’s get done with the ritual already,” Greylight grumbled.

Jake peeped down at the living room.

A massive hole let the moonlight enter downstairs. The undead Greylight was there with Madame Lewis. A third figure also haunted the place, a colossal black knight whose armor had shades of royal blue and covered with thorns akin to barbed wires. Skeletons had been welded into the metal while their faces twisted in constant agony. His helmet covered his mouth and let long rat snake-like hair fall. Steve was imprisoned inside a cube of ice to their left. He slammed his fists against the cage, but its surface did not crack.

The young man’s gaze stopped on his father. Chains tied him up to a chair and his neck had bruises. 

He was still breathing.

Madame Lewis cackled and snapped her fingers. Fiery circles enveloped and engulfed her. Her clothes and skin disappeared into blazes. Two large horns grew out of her head as her skin shed pink. A series of necklaces with tiny wooden masks covered her bare chest. Whereas, a drape with a woven metal scale pattern clothed her lower body. What was left of the succubus’s flames crafted claw rings on her fingers. 

“Well, well, well, isn’t that the bastard’s precious daddy?” she purred with the same voice as the goat from his nightmare.

“Enough Jezebel, this ain’t one of your orgies,” the knight derided her.

Jezebel glared at him. “Perhaps if you had one, you would stop being such a killjoy.”

Jake’s father coughed and raised his head. 

“Blackheart...” he spoke.

 “A pity you have to face me,” responded Blackheart.

Jezebel huffed. “There we go, Blackheart’s little show all over again.”

“Shall we ask him if he remembers who you are, dearest sister?” taunted the knight.

“Go to hell,” hissed Jezebel.

“I was born in hell.”

Jezebel walked toward him. “We were all born in hell, not everything’s about you!”

Greylight stepped between the two. “The ritual.” He gestured at Jake’s father.

Blackheart chuckled and walked toward Jake’s father while his sister shot daggers at him. The knight placed an ebony crystal behind the chair. Each of them stood on a cardinal point around Jake’s father. Greylight was in the south, while Jezebel had the northwest, and Blackheart took the northeast. All three raised their arms and chanted.

Greylight caroled, “Sála, sála bandingi!”

“Et,emmu, s,ibittu et,emmu!” conjured Jezebel. 

“Hag, ralla hag!” intoned Blackheart.

Steve banged and elbowed against his cage as he shouted, “STOP!”

A black circle drew itself on the floor and radiated orange energy. Jezebel’s pupils burned into two pyres. A triangle appeared under her with two horns on each vertex. Greylight’s breath became a frosted murk, trident symbols aligned into a wheel at his feet. Whereas, Blackheart’s eyes beamed red while below him, an upside-down pyramid lit up with a cross at its basis. The storm raged and blew a twister inside. The crystal behind Jake’s father levitated and shine.

“Sála bandingi!”

“S,ibittu et,emmu!”

“Ralla hag!”

The father convulsed and groaned. His chest glowed white as particles of the same color went out of it. Soon, rays of white light left his father’s body and went inside the ebony crystal. The energy screamed as the gem siphoned it. When the force had filled the crystal, it took white hues and fell. Blackheart picked it up and extended his left hand at the demolished wall. Dark thunder with ruby hues came out of his palm and spun into an electric vortex. Hazy skulls moaned in agony and whirled until a portal opened. Blackheart headed through the ruby-colored wormhole and dematerialized. 

“Tsss, always have to show off.” Jezebel shook her head. “He could have done that without the skulls.”

Greylight laughed. “We’re demons, this is how we do it.” 

The two of them soon entered the portal and disappeared with it. At this precise moment, the ice prison around Captain America melted.

Jake ran downstairs and rushed to his father.

“Dad!” 

The son pulled at the chains, but they did not come off. 

His father gasped for air. “Julio... You’re safe… Good…”

“Dad…” Jake’s eyes became teary. “I’m sorry.”

“It’s… it’s okay…” His eyes drifted shut and reopened. “I wish I could have spared you this…” He lowered his head. “Go… go to Phoenix… Find Solomon…”

His eyes closed and did not open again.

Jake’s whole body collapsed against the chair.

“Dad!” He shook his father. “DAD!” 

The son collapsed and fell on hands first on the floor, tears dropped from his eyes. 

“I’m sorry, Jake,” muttered Steve.

“I don’t give a fuck about you being sorry!” screamed Jake. “It’s always the same thing, a bunch of talking and nothing else!”

Captain America dipped his chin to his chest and exhaled.

“Jake?” called a familiar silvery voice.

The young man glanced outside. Bo Peep stood under the wrecked doorway.

“What happened?” they asked.

Jake sat against the stairs, his eyes stared into the void.

“I don’t know…” He buried his face between his crossed arms. “They took my dad… There was light, they- they sang…” He inhaled deeply. “Weird drawings lit up on the floor…”

Bo Peep’s eyes became blue. They looked at his father, then back at Jake.

“You mean... like magic?” they questioned.

Jake bent his neck. “I… I guess…”

Bo Peep got on one knee. “Has some kind of light left your dad?”

The young man nodded once. “Yes…” He stared at Bo Peep. “How d’you know?”

“Jake.” They put their right hand on Jake’s left arm. “I think we can save your dad.”

Jake grabbed the railing and adjusted himself. “How?”

“I don’t know a lot about it, but my mom- she’s a fairy.” They gestured at Jake’s father. “She sometimes worked with souls and she told me you could…” They waved their hands around. “Move them around, put them in things-.”

Jake stood up. “Like a crystal?”

Bo Peep joined their hands together. “Probably.”

Jake grabbed Bo Peep’s hands. “Could you call 911 for my dad?” He trod toward the doorway. “I need to go.”

“Where?” wondered Bo Peep.

“Phoenix,” he replied. “My dad s-”

CLAP!

“What’s happening?”

Bo Peep and Jake rushed outside. A whirlpool of thunderous clouds in the sky shot down bolts onto the town.

“It’s around the main street,” Jake suggested.

“We should take a look,” Steve said.

“We should have a look,” Bo Peep said.

Jake bobbed his head and they both ran forward. Their clothes billowed while the wind blew against their bodies. Trees bent and trash cans rolled down. 

“Watch out!” Jake pulled Bo Peep behind a bush.

“Who’s that?” they asked.

Jake glared at the horned woman in front of them.

“Jezebel,” he answered.

Chapter 4: Thunder of the Soul

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Pink lightning gathered in the sky. Under its focal point stood the town mascot, Rudolph Rodent, and Jezebel. The succubus’s back faced them. She was sitting in a lotus position while Tim’s and Tom’s charred bodies lay next to her. Small flames still burned their corpses. 

“Jezebel?” wondered Bo Peep.

“Alamgāte balāt,u! Alamgāte us,s,uru !” chanted the demoness while her metal claws danced.

Steve narrowed his brows. “Is that a new-age song or something?”

“She’s one of the demons who attacked my dad,” replied Jake.

“She did?” Bo Peep’s eyes turned red, and they unsheathed a knife out of their garter pocket. 

Jake widened his eyes. “What are you doin’?!”

“She got her back turned. With the right aim, I can stab her in the head,” he said as he left.

“Don’t worry, I’ll catch the knife,” said Steve.

Jake gawked at them. “The hell’s wrong with you two?”

Bo Peep slunk toward Jezebel.

“Hey miss, stop killing people!” Bo Peep threw the knife at her.

Jezebel sang, “Alamgāte dagālu...” She turned and smiled before she disappeared into bands of flames.

The knife hit the statue and landed on the ground. 

Bo Peep grinned at Jake. “I think the knife scared her!”

“Good job,” complimented Captain America.

A massive rose lightning bolt struck the statue. Electricity shocked its bronze body and bright up its eyes. Slowly, it moved its head around. Jake stared at it and took a step back.

“Oh, fuck… Behind you!” Jake pointed behind Bo Peep.

They looked back at the giant rodent. “Scheisse…”

Nails flew out of the pedestal as the statue lifted its feet. One of its shoes rose above Bo Peep. The latter charged to the right and dodged the crush. They raced toward Jake, but a large hand grabbed them by the waist. 

“Bo!” shouted Jake.

Lampposts around the young man flickered. The latter’s gaze switched between the statue and the lights.

“Bo, cover yourself!” Jake urged.

Bo Peep nodded and shielded themselves with their arms. Jake and outstretched his hands. The bulbs buzzed and flashed as their intensity increased. Explosions of garish light outshone the entire area. The statue stumbled and let go of Bo Peep. The latter hit the ground with his two legs and right hand. 

Whereas, the enormous rat looked at the bodies around him, particularly Tom’s corpse. It then picked up two cars and dug its gloves deep within them. The vehicle carcasses twisted and slithered around the rodent wrists. Trunks, bonnets, and belts fused with their hands into bladed gloves. Pipes and plugs crept themselves into arm blisters shaped like rat heads. The radios merged onto the rodent chest and played a disrupted version of It’s a Small World

A cat screeched to their right. His middle-aged owner tried to hold him.

“We need to get the statue away from the town!” shouted Bo Peep.

“On it,” replied Jake.

The two of them ran to the left and waved at the ten feet tall town mascot. Rudolph Rodent watched them and shook up its left claw. Its pupils contracted and glinted. 

Jake’s face turned pallid. “Run!” 

He and Bo Peep took a run for it. The ground fissured and quivered as the rat colossus chased them. 

“It’s A wOrLd of LaUghteR, a WorlD of Tears…” played the radios melded to its chest.

The two ran against the blasting storm. A gigantic shadow of three circles lingered more and more on them. Bricks and concrete crumbled as the rat’s metal gloves scraped the stores. The rodent’s massive shoes stomped and cracked the street. A pallid ray of the moon crowned the colossus with the night light and clothed it with darkness. 

“Run, kids, run!” ordered Steve before he ran into a hot dog cart. “Ouch...”

“It’S a WOrlD Of hOPeS, And A woRLd Of FEArS,” the radios blared while the rat raised its left blades.

“Jake, watch out!” yelled Bo Peep.

Jake got pushed to the right while Bo Peep rolled away from the claws stabbing through the ground. The statue pulled its left arm and smacked down its right claws. Bo Peep did a front flip while Jake snuck into a telephone booth. The nearby building quaked because of the attack. Its slashed balcony swung and collapsed down on the booth. Bo Peep’s eyes became purple as they ran toward it.

“Jake!” they screamed.

A flower pot and some tiles dropped toward the telephone booth. The rest of the balcony had landed on Rudolph’s left hand. Bo Peep stopped and observed the tall animal. It used its other arm to sweep away the rubbles and watched over Jake. Whereas, Captain America observed the cart that had hit him. He focused on it and his hands touched it before he raced at the giant rat. The latter stretched wide its right claws and flung them at Jake, but Steve seized them.

“Time to go back to your boat, Willie,” grunted Steve.

The rat’s claws phased through Steve’s arms, but he held them tighter.

“C’mon... Steve! You... can do it!” he said as his arms turned tangible.

“What’s happening…” mumbled Bo Peep. 

Rudolph looked at them and waved its bladed fingers.

“Huh… Hi?” Bo Peep walked closer. “Are you friendly?” they asked.

The statue nodded while Captain America pulled at its right arm.

Bo Peep’s irises turned pink. “You want to make people happy, right?” 

“What is she doin’?” wondered Steve.

“You’re destroying the town, it’s making people sad.” Bo Peep drew a frown in the air.

The giant rat gazed around them. Rudolph then sat down on a jeep, crushing it. 

“What’s going on?” questioned Jake as he left the booth.

“Trust me,” whispered Bo Peep before they looked back at Rudolph. “The things on your arms, they’re dangerous. Could you remove them?”

The town mascot glanced at their hands and pointed at the cinema. One of its posters featured a horror named The New Toxic Avengers. Then it drew a smile in front of its face.

“Oh…” Bo Peep shook their head. “It’s a horror movie. It’s fake. What you’re doing… It scares people.”

Rudolph lolled its head to the right and scanned its hands. Pieces of car carcasses shed out of its arms and fell. Whereas, the storm had soothed down. Captain America released its right arm.

“Get away from that thing!” shouted a police officer, aiming his gun at Rudolph.

Bo Peep ran in front of the town mascot. “Wait! Wait! He’s nice.”

A man dressed in a green suit pushed the cop away.

He shouted, “What the fuck has been destroying my t-” His body froze, and he stared at the statue. “Holy…”

“Mr. O’Neill, I can explain!” Jake rushed to them.

“Are you telling me that Rudolph Rodent is alive?” asked the mayor.

Jake and Bo Peep nodded.

Mr. O’Neill wrapped his arms around both of them.

“Fucking cheesecakes! Do you realize how many tourists this thing will attract?!” the mayor yelled with stars in his eyes.

“He’s not a thing.” Bo Peep gestured at Rudolph. “He’s a person.”

“Yeah, yeah, whatever,” O’Neill let go of them. “Come to daddy!”

The mayor hugged the giant statue. Meanwhile, Jake walked to the police officer.

“Hmm, there’s a man… my father, he needs your help at 15 Lee Smilin Street.” Jake took a quick breath. “Could you check up on him?”

“Of course,” the cop replied and headed inside his car.

The young man watched as the police car drove away.

“Hey! Thanks for saving me again.” Bo Peep grinned.

Jake chuckled and walked forward. “Guess it could become my new hobby.”

Captain America watched the two and smiled.

“I wouldn’t mind.” Bo Peep blushed and followed. “You need to go to Phoenix, right?”

“Yup.” Jake sighed. “I can’t drive for shit, so it should be funny.”

“I can drive,” Bo Peep responded.

“She can drive,” pointed Steve. 

Jake stepped back. “I… I’m not sure.”

“I’m really good at stuff!” Bo Peep ran in front of Jake. “I can fight, I can sing, I can take bullets at the back of the head-”

“Alright, alright.” Jake nodded. “But we’re just working together. Not friends.”

“Or we could be But-Buddies?” Bo Peep smiled.

Jake stopped in his steps. “Working acquaintances,” he retorted.

“Working partners?” asked Bo Peep with wide-open eyes.

The young man rolled his eyes. “Fine… We’re working partners.”

“Yeah!” Bo Peep jumped. “My name is Ben Cheung, by the way.”

Jake raised an eyebrow. “Did you just tell me your real name?”

“Well, I kind of broke in your house I think.” Ben scratched his hair. “Even if there was not really a door… So I thought it would be fair if I told you who I was.”

Ben clapped his hands. “Ta-da! Here’s the Sodomachine!”

Jake tripped. “The what?”

Bo Peep led Jake around a bike shed and gestured at a blue van with an orange floral pattern.

“A nice guy dressed in leather gave it to me because I was pretty,” Ben announced. “I found some funny-smelling needles inside, but I cleaned it.”

“Sounds great,” said Jake with a slight grimace.

Ben slid open the main door. “It has a mini kitchen, kind of cool, right?”

Jake stepped inside and asked, “You got all of this for being pretty?”

Bo Peep sat in the driver’s seat. “Well, I also saved him from people who thought he had a bundle of sticks,” he explained while he placed the keys in.

“You got an exciting life.” Jake sprawled in the passenger seat. “Can you gimme a ride back to my house?”

“Okey-dokey.” Ben pressed the brake pedal. “Let’s go for a back-ride in the Sodomachine!”

“Don’t-” Jake’s words the car launched and cut off his words.

“What’s a Sodomachine?” questioned Steve from the back seat.

The young man glanced at him. “It’s better if you don’t know.”

“Oh, you’re talking to your imaginary friend again?” inquired Ben.

Jake scratched his neck. “He’s... Well... He’s actually Captain America’s spirit.”

The RV braked while Bo Peep’s eyes twinkled.

“You can see Captain America’s ghost?!” asked Ben.

Steve coughed a bit. “Um, non-alive person.”

“He prefers a non-alive person,” replied Jake.

“Wow!” Ben lowered his window and yelled at a nearby ambulance, “Hey! I got a non-alive Captain America on my back seat!”

The paramedics stared at Ben.

“He’s joking!” Jake simpered. “Let’s go, now!”

Bo Peep drove on again while the young man eyed at his wheelman. Their big ringlets were brushed back and revealed Ben’s porcelain complexion. The moonlight shone on his peach eyeshadow and faded clementine lips. Their high neckline drooped and revealed a neck guard under it. Jake plucked at the chair when his eyes went down on the bow at chest-level on Ben’s dress.

Don’t look here!” he thought.

Bo Peep’s elbow-high flamingo-colored gloves were themselves covered with fingerless tactical gloves. On closer view, their ruffle skirt was in fact a skort. Under it, there was a garter blade pocket of a material similar to the corset. 

Jake’s eyes went up toward Ben’s upper body. Steve phased his hand across the brunette’s hair.

“That’s no way of lookin’ at a woman!” he reprimanded.

The young man grunted. “I wasn’t looking at her chest!”

“They’re D-size breasts,” stated Bo Peep. “You think they’re too big?”

The young man glanced away. “Huh…” He brushed the back of his neck. “They’re fine.”

“Thanks!” Ben grinned. “You know, one out of three people would be distracted by my breasts before we fight, so I thought about picking a bigger size, so when I move the jiggling would distract them even more, but then it would be harder to move around.”

“Yeah...” Jake looked around. “I get that problem all the time...”

Jake and Captain America gawked at them with wide eyes. “Huh, my house’s right here. You can park,” said the young man.

“Alright.” Bo Peep stopped the car. “I’ll get some fuel, there are a lot of gas stations in your town for some reason.” 

Jake wrinkled his eyebrows. “Don’t chat too much.”

Ben hopped out of the seat. “I’ll be careful.”

“I didn’t say that,” replied Jake.

“Right, but you thought it.” Bo Peep giggled and exited the vehicle.

“I’ll be guarding the RV meanwhile,” informed Steve. “I’ll just shout ‘There are bad guys around the car!’ if somethin’ happens.”

Jake watched Ben leave before he did so too. His house stood in front of him. The night sky cast hues of blue. It smelled of dust and rain. A large slash scarred the front porch. The young man walked over its charred edges and observed the wrecked first floor. Chains laid down on the dirtied carpet around the empty chair where his father once was. Chips of wood and shattered glass had blown here and there. Broken dishes and cutlery decorated the kitchen. The son bent one knee and picked up photography of his father with his two-year-old self. 

The young man climbed up the staircase and headed inside his room. Once there, he grabbed a backpack and stuffed it with a few clothes from his closet. Then, he removed the cover of his coding book and revealed a leathery book inside with a golden eye mandala at its center. Jake also packed it inside his bag and left the bedroom. 

“Jake!” Ben shouted from the lawn.

The young man ran downstairs, then outside. 

“What’s going on?” asked Captain America.

“Look,” Ben pointed up.

Massive nimbus gathered in the sky and blasted each other with crimson-colored lightning. Soon, the thunderclaps crossed with each other and multiplied. Red bolts shaped eye sockets and a mad smile stretched between the black clouds like vermillion inkblots. Nuclei and nexuses of electricity swelled and connected spider webs of energy. Thunder rumbled and warped into hellish laughter. The face of the storm spread all over the sky and onto the horizon. It stretched and blanched into a translucent veil.

On the other side, a flock of birds flew by. Suddenly, they stopped and perched in the sky, just like in Jake’s nightmare.

Chapter 5: It Can Be Done

Chapter Text

Jake observed the crows nested in the sky. Their caws amplified into a fuzz that pecked at the young man’s brain. He stumbled and held his head. 

“Jake, are you okay?” asked Ben.

“Oh no, it’s happening again.” Steve walked in front of him. “Listen to me, kid, try to picture yourself on a sunny beach.”

The wind blew gusts at them as one of them struck a store chime with feathers and a silver wolf head. The jangle resonated with the caws into a metallic scrape, as if his skull scraped a metallic surface. A bat burst out of broken roof tiles while its sight compressed and inflated permanently. Pages of a newspaper and a flyer of Clowntown spun around him. Pictures of clowns, Bigfoot, and words from the obituary contorted. Jake closed his eyes and fell to the ground.

The noises stopped.

The young man’s senses were numb until a smooth material touched the left part of his body. A perfume of vanilla and pepper tickled his nostrils. The sound of a soft sizzle and its end opened Jake’s eyes. Captain America’s skeletal face was right in front of him.

“You okay, kid?” he worried with an ethereal voice.

“HOLY!” he jumped out of the bed.

Steve’s face turned back to normal. “What’s wrong?”

“Your face... It was like a corpse seconds ago,” said Jake.

Jake rubbed a bit of the chocolate polyester before he laid on and pushed himself up. He sat down and observed the rectangular windows and seats close to him. He was inside Bo Peep’s van. 

“What happened?” questioned Jake.

“No idea. As soon as you were out cold, so was I,” replied Captain America.

Jake covered his eyes from the sunshine cast through the opened main door. He followed the scent of warm sugar outside.

“Backe, backe Kuchen,” hummed a soft-spoken voice. “Der Bäcker hat gerufen...”

Jake edged to the back of the vehicle. Trees from a nearby forest let ferns drift toward them.

“Zucker und Salz, Butter und Schmalz-”

“Who the fuck are you?!” yelled Jake.

A figure of the same size as the young man jumped and vaulted on the other side of a portable kitchen. They glared at with their brown eyes, swiftly grabbed a knife, and pointed it at Jake.

“Oh, it’s you, Jake.” They let go of the bladed instrument. “You scared me.”

They brushed their medium black hair while two wild side strands and a ponytail at the back swung. Then, they relaxed their oak wood beige-skinned face. 

“How do you know my name?” questioned Jake.

“A German!” Steve took a stance. “Must be one of Hydra’s agents!”

The young man side glanced at him.

Captain America drooped his shoulders. “Sorry. Tried to joke, that was insensitive... Sorry.”

The slender young man grinned. “It’s me, Ben.”

“What?” Jake tilted his head. “You’re…” He gawked at Ben.

They wore a black shirt and pants of the same color with a white vest over it

“I’m a guy,” he answered.

Steve eyed him. “Holy Mary, Jesus, Joseph, Saints, Angels, and the Wise Men...”

“I apologize for the confusion.” Ben frowned. “I know it may be impolite, but I like to keep my gender a secret when I become Bo Peep.”

Jake stared at his interlocutor. “So that’s why you wear a dress and a wig?” 

Ben nodded. “I like to have on a bulletproof cap and a bulletproof breastplate.” He opened a can of jam. “And I get to wear cute dresses.”

Jake leaned against the van. “Uh-huh.”

“I’d like to apologize again.” Ben used the knife to spread strawberry jam on a toast. “I’ve run out of eggs and bacon, so there are only desserts for breakfast.”

“I love apple pies!” rejoiced Steve before his fingers phased through the dessert. “Oh. Dear God...”

“No worries.” Jake picked up a gingerbread man and took a bite. “Hmm, good job.”

Bo Peep’s left eye turned yellow. “Really? Thank you!”

Jake furrowed his brows. “Huh… Why’s your right eye normal?”

Ben flinched and looked at his face with the knife blade. 

“Ach.” He chuckled. “I forgot to put my other lens on.”

“Your other lens?” asked Jake between two munches.

“I wear brown lenses since my eyes tend to change color.” He handwaved at himself. “I don’t think a lot of people have chameleon eyes, so it’s better for my secret identity.” Ben nibbled a toast.

“That’s smart. You should wear a costume too,” suggested Captain America.

Jake grunted. “I’m not a superhero, I don’t wear costumes.”

“Ach, I’ve been talking about myself so much, sorry for my lack of manners.” His eye became blue. “How do you feel?”

“Um…” Jake touched the back of his neck. “Fine, fine. Got a headache but it’s doin’ better.”

Ben smiled. “Good.” He cleaned the tiny kitchen with a napkin. “I was worried because you fell in the middle of the street.” His hands stopped. “I thought…” He picked up another toast. “By the way, I had to carry you back inside the van, which means I had to put my hands on your body.” Ben looked down. “I hope it doesn’t bother you we’ve been in contact.”

Steve elbowed him. “He was worried about you.”

Jake shook his head slowly. “No, don’t worry.” 

“I’m happy about it.” He glanced away. “I’ve also thought it would be a good idea to drive a bit. So we would be closer to Phoenix.”

“Oh yeah, good decision,” approved Jake.

“Thank you.” Ben joined down his hands together. “Well, I encourage you to bring as much food as you want inside.” He took a quick breath. “So you can eat while I drive.”

Jake stuffed his arms with desserts. “Makes sense.”

“Oh, but you can take your time. I’ll have to get ready myself.” Ben fiddled his fingers. “I just thought I should tell you this first to be polite, but I didn’t realize that this sentence would cancel the other.” He brushed his hair. “Does it make sense?”

Jake shook his head. “Not really.”

“Ach…” Ben’s hands fell. “Just take your time to eat and when I come back, you can bring the food inside.”

Jake chuckled. “Alright.”

Ben slightly waved and left. 

“You know Jake, you could use more niceness with other people,” said Steve.

“And you could use quieter,” retorted the young man. “I’m tryin’ to eat in peace.”

Once he was done with his toast, Jake glanced at a radar speed sign at the edge of the road. The young man aimed his left hand at it and balled his fingers. He watched the LEDs under the Your Speed message. His brows furrowed and his fist trembled. A diode lit up, then another, and all of them. Steve watched the scene with an ajar mouth.

Caw!

Jake leaped back. A crow had just flown right by him. The black bird was on the speed sign which now had the number 15 flickering on.

“Ready?” asked a silvery voice.

Jake looked to his right. Ben was back in his Bo Peep attire. The former took a glimpse at the radar. The crow had disappeared, and the sign turned off.

“Um, yeah, let’s go,” he replied.

He followed the doll-like person in the van and they both sat down on their respective seats. As soon as the drive began, the trees became more sparse in the landscape while cactuses replaced them. 

“You have powers, that’s amazing!” praised Captain America.

Jake rolled his eyes and turned on the radio.

“... Many flights had been canceled because of the anomaly which has taken over Arizona…” informed the radio presenter.

Jake’s neck tipped against his seat. He leaned forward and turned up the volume.

“... While it has been rumored that the event was unrelated to what happened to Westview, no official announcement has been made yet.”

Jake crossed his arms. “Guess Professor Hulk won’t be here to smash his way in.”

“Hey, a bit of respect!” shot down Steve. “The kids love him.”

Ben pursed his lips. “Jake… I was wondering.” He lolled his head. “Are you a superhero?”

“What?” Jake’s eyes darted to the left, then to the right. “I-I’m not a superhero.”

“Oh.” Bo Peep stared back at the road. “I assumed since you did some magic stuff before...”

Jake turned his head at the passenger window. He lifted his upper arm against his forehead to cover himself from the intense light. Sunshine reflected against the chalk-textured sands. The clouds vanished from the sky as if it was the upside-down Dead Sea. Miles away, a lurid bestial figure glinted. It was an old white carousel horse. Progressively, more and more merry-go-round horses appeared in the desert; fissured, maimed, and impaled. 

Steve furrowed his brows. “I got a bad idea...” 

“Look, there’s someone!” pointed Ben.

Jake gazed at the left and his eyes opened wide. 

It was a clown.

Its balding neon green-haired head turned toward them. Black makeup swallowed its irises. Whereas the white paint on its face and its lilac lipstick melted on a Victorian ruffle collar. He wore a scarlet bodysuit spotted with yellow dots, but also tattered. As the car got closer, two voids deepened on its visage. It had no eyes.

Steve slowly shook his head. “Oh... No.” 

The car stopped and Ben lowered his window.

“That’s a terrible idea,” commented Captain America.

“What are you doing?!” questioned Jake.

“It’s okay,” whispered Bo Peep before he looked at the clown. “Hi, do you need a ride?”

The clown stood still in front of them. Its lips paint winced into a depressed grimace while dust blew into the empty eye sockets. At a slow pace, it moved its head to the left and the right. Next, its mouth opened and revealed a lack of tongue before a harsh growl came out of it.

Eeeaaaagggggghhhhhh…

Ben stared at the clown. Then, he raised the window and stepped on the gas. 

Bo Peep used his right arm to sweep sweat off his forehead. “Let’s put on something to forget about this.”

Ben changed the radio station and accordion music played.

“Hello everybody, my name is Verka Serduchka,” sang an androgynous voice. “Me English, Nicht versteht. Let’s speak dance.”

“Sieben, sieben, ai lyu-lyu. Sieben, sieben, eins, zwei.” carolled Ben with the song.

“Is that what you kids play in clubs?” wondered Steve.

Jake gaped at Bo Peep. “What the hell is that?”

“Oh.” Ben turned down the volume a little. “It’s a hit song from Ukraine. I… I think it won Eurovision a few years ago.”

“Eurovision?” Jake raised an eyebrow.

Bo Peep griped at his chest bow. “You don’t know Eurovision? It’s like the European Super Bowl.”

“Eurovision, huh?” Steve rose an eyebrow. “I’ll ask Bucky about this.”

Ben seized the steering wheel and clenched his jaw. The car quaked while metal scraped against the road and screeched into a fiendish whistle. Jake grasped his belt and the dashboard cover with the other hand. Ben stepped on the brakes and the car rasped until it stopped.

The two young men got yanked forward by the halt and used their forearms to cushion the impact. They stepped out of the vehicle.

“Careful.” Bo Peep pointed down at the road.

Shards of glass lied on the road while others stabbed the tires. On the other side of the road, small translucent Ferris wheels figurines were lined up.

“We got trapped,” noted Captain America.

Jake glared at the figurines before he headed back inside.

“Jake, what are you doing?” wondered Bo Peep.

Jake drew a knife out of its holder. 

“We’re in deep shit, so I’m arming myself,” replied Jake.

Ben shook his head. “You can’t-”

“Why not?” Jake asked.

“It’s a carving knife.” Ben handed him a chef knife. “This one lasts longer in fights.” He took the other knife. “Also, slashing is better than stabbing.” The boy gestured a thrust with the blade. “You could lose your grip if you stab, so only do it when you have to, and aim your slash at sensitive parts like wrists or the throat.”

“He’s right,” added Steve with a thumb up.

Jake gawked at him. “Uh-huh…”

Bo Peep, then went to the back of the car where was a case. Once there, he opened it and put out a long metal staff. It was shaped into a slight S, with more curves on the hook at the top. 

“Wow... Not bad,” noted Jake, slack-jawed.

Bo Peep brandished the staff. “It’s my magical crook.” He grinned. “It’s also very useful to get stuff when you don’t want to move.”

“Strange, I swear I saw something like that before?” wondered Steve.

Jake observed Ben’s weapon before he looked down at his knife. Then he followed the latter outside. 

“So, I think we should think about the potential threats we could face,” suggested Bo Peep as they walked.

Jake rubbed his neck. “Well… Killer clowns?”

Ben nodded. “Killer clowns from space.”

“Reptilian killer clowns,” proposed Jake.

“Reptilian killer clowns from space,” added Bo Peep.

“Clowns who hate America,” suggested Steve.

They both chuckled and glanced at each other.

Suddenly, Ben tapped Jake’s right shoulder and pointed forward. There was another carousel horse with a red balloon strung to its pole. Behind it appeared a large sign with Carefree written on it. They followed the road until a series of perfect lawns, white picket fences, and pastel houses came into sight. The two of them got closer to the suburb and many people came out of their homes at the same time. They waved at them with huge smiles plastered on their faces. 

Ben waved back at them. “I’ve never seen people being so polite.”

“Look at their pride in being American,” Steve with a salute. “Green lawns, their faces filled with joy, the expression of agony in their eyes screaming for- Oh.”

“We get new tires and get the hell away from here,” muttered Jake as he clung to his knife.

“Hi everyone, I’m a superhero and he’s my working partner.” Bo Peep pointed at Jake. “We need new tires, could you help us?”

“Psst!” A kid gestured at them before he ran into a dark alley.

“You think we should follow him?” asked Ben.

“I rather deal with one creepy kid over a town of smiling zombies,” answered Jake.

They headed inside the alley and encountered a teenage boy with a tinfoil helmet. 

“Uh, nice hat,” complimented Captain America.

“Why are you wearing that thing?” Jake pointed at his head.

“It’s protecting myself against the mind-control guy,” answered the teen.

“Mind-control?” 

“Two weeks ago or something like that, a circus has appeared and people have been acting like total weirdos,” he told them.

Jake narrowed his brows. “Listen, we just need new tires, I’m sorry but-”

“You don’t want to help him?” Ben asked as he hunched.

“It’s not our problem.” Jake put his hands on his waist.

“You’re just like the others.” The teen’s shoulders slumped, and he turned around.

Steve shot daggers at Jake, who observed the boy as he walked away. The former’s face untensed and he sighed.

“Fine…” Jake grumbled. “Tell us how we can help.”

The teen twinkled a little. “The shopping mall, the people from the circus have gone inside and they’ve never left.”

“Let’s go to the mall, then…” 

“Son, there you are…” a cold voice called from the other end of the alley.

The three of them looked at the source of the noise. A raven-haired woman with an orange jacket ambled toward them with outstretched arms. The faint rays of light in the alley only shone on her wide smile while her brown eyes merged with the obscurity.

“Mom?” wondered the teen.

She stared at them with unblinking eyes and her lips contorted from ear to ear.

“Come to us, Sam. We’ve been looking everywhere for you,” she said with a robotic voice.

Jake stepped in front of the teen. “That’s not your Mom.”

“There are more of them,” declared Ben.

Behind them, a little girl in an azure school uniform tottered with the same grimace.

“Become one of us, big brother,” the teen’s sister said.

Captain America balled his trembling hands and pushed back the mother a little. Peep used his crook to give her mild sweep to the side.

“This way!” 

Ben wielded his staff against the mother and her daughter. Jake and Sam ran out of the alley while Bo Peep and Steve shielded them. They arrived in front of a series of garages as people came out of other alleys. A dozen of them limped toward them, then a score, then fifty of them. Short, tall, youth, elders; all of them with a distorted smile. Steve swung his fists at them. Some hit them down while others phased through them. 

Purple smoke and slimy energy came out of Jake and the teen. It produced deep vibrations akin to an abysmal theremin and enveloped Bo Peep’s crook. 

“Jake, take the kid with you.” Ben bobbed at a small opening to their left. “Run as far as you can.”

Jake nodded and frowned. “Be careful.”

Ben grinned at him. “Thanks.” He glared back at the mob. “Go!”

Jake grabbed the teen by the arm and they raced forward. 

Bo Peep lifted his crook and shouted, “MAGICAL SPLASH FEAR!”

He hit the ground with the end of his staff and an explosion of purple light detonated and blinded the entire area. Jake closed his eyes and stomped his shoes as fast as he could. When his sight came back, he glanced back at Ben. Steve punched at the citizens, but his hands were now immaterial. A laugh resonated from a roof. An undead cowboy watched them.

“Haha, your ghost powers are worth spit when I’m around,” derided Greylight.

Bo Peep swung his crook against the crowd, which constricted him. Jake let go of the teen and stopped.

He stepped toward the former, but the other Jake shouted, “We hafta go!” the teen pointed to their left. 

More zombified citizens prowled in their direction. Jake ground his teeth before he sprinted away with Steve. The three of them raced between a blurry mist of faces. They sweated and smacked their feet against the concrete. Once at a slope, they slid and rolled down. 

“Here,” mumbled Jake between two gasps for air.

They snuck behind a colonial statue, which had been degraded with a buffoon attire. 

Steve sighed. “I’m sorry... If I was still alive I could’ve...”

“Fuck,” swore Ben as he punched the statue.

“My mom would have shot lasers at me if I said this,” laughed teenage Jake.

“My dad would have told me how I could get fired for this,” replied the young man.

“Watching your language’s important,” added Captain America.

The teen stared down at the ground. “I miss mine…” 

Jake’s smile faded as he looked at the teen. “Your dad, he…”

“He has disappeared weeks ago…” The boy lied against the pedestal. “The cops said he prolly ran away, but…” He closed his eyes. “My dad said a lot of weird stuff, but he would never leave us… If he was here, I’m sure he would have done everything he could to save Mom and Lynn.” 

“Poor kid...” said Steve.

Jake patted the teen’s back. “Jake, we’ll get your family and my partner.”

Teenage Jake nodded. “Call me Alex, that’ll be easier.” 

All of a sudden, the music of trumpets and drums played. Jake and Alex scanned the empty surroundings and slunk toward a movie theater. They edged around its outside walls and arrived in front of the shopping center.

A colossal stripped rainbow circus tent towered on its roof. 

“Ladies and gentlemen!” boomed a soprano voice from the sirens set on lamp posts. “Welcome to the Circus of Delights, where dreams and nightmares come true!” he laughed. “Forever, until the end of times.”

Chapter 6: Collection of Freaks

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Carefree Shopping Center overtopped the whole town. A stone sign had carved its past name, which was now covered by the graffiti Maynard’s Circus. It was a massive gingerbread house of bricks and glass. Swarms of eccentric figures surged inside the building; witches, werewolves, aliens, cowboys, human-sized animals…

“So, how do we get inside?” questioned Jake.

“We could walk through it?” suggested Steve.

“You’re the only one who’s a ghost,” replied Jake.

“Who you’re talkin’ to?” wondered the teen.

Jake scratched his hair. “Captain America... It’s a long story.”

Alex stared at him before he pointed at a man in a rabbit suit. “We need gold tickets. Only people with one can enter.” He glowered. “And the weirdo who boss around the circus only accepts costumed people.”

Jake looked at the movie theater. “I think I got an idea.”

The two of them walked in front of the theater's glass facade. Its other side showcased mannequins dressed with outfits related to movies.

“Ah, movie theaters, nothing can beat them,” noted Steve.

“What about the burglar alarm?” asked Alex.

The young man smirked. “No problem.”

“C’mon kid, you can do it!” encouraged Captain America.

Jake aimed his clenched fist at the movie theater and winced.

Alex raised an eyebrow. “Are claws supposed to come out of your hand or something?”

“Um.” Jake shrugged. “I think I turned off the alarm.”

The teen put a slingshot out of his pocket. “Time to test this, then.”

He picked up a rock and shot it through the facade. No noise occurred.

“Wow, it worked!” yelped Jake. 

Alex shot a few more rocks until the whole facade was mostly shattered. After that, Jake stole a pirate outfit, while Alex put on a space soldier attire. They both forced a smile on their faces as they strolled toward the crowd at the mall.

“But we don’t have tickets?” noted Alex.

“Not yet,” replied Jake. “Cover your ears and walk quickly.”

The young man tightened his headscarf on his ears. Then he balled his hands and glanced at one of the sirens above. Veins pulsated on his arms while the music got louder and kept on its crescendo. Everyone around crouched and held their heads. Some tickets fell from their hands, with two being snatched by Steve. Since he was invisible to them, it was like a breeze of wind that hovered them to Jake. The young man and the teen bolted between the troubled queue.

“Good job, Jake. I have a good feeling about this,” cheered Steve.

As soon as the siren stopped, they returned to their slow walk. Progressively, the shadow of the circus tent consumed its visitors. At its entrance, a sheriff checked the tickets while his deputies guarded them. The middle-aged man grinned at them and inspected the tickets. Jake gulped as the sheriff read every letter. All the deputies eyed them. The sheriff raised his head and thrust his gaze deep inside Jake’s pupils. The man’s smile extended until its skin creased and peeled off his gums. His large hands ripped the pieces of paper in half and dropped them.

“You can enter,” he told them as he took a step to the side.

Jake bobbed his head and ambled forward.

“Wait.” The sheriff gripped Jake by the wrist. “Enjoy the show.”

“We will,” replied Alex.

The smiling man watched the teenage boy, then moved to Jake. He released the latter and turned around. The young man let go of his breath and headed inside the shopping center with Alex and Steve.

Percussions tremored while some brass instruments shrieked. An array of benches and chairs had been placed in rings in the mall's hall. Stage lights cast beams amidst the darkness that had taken over the place. The two upper floors encircled them and left around the opening as if the mall was a coliseum. Jake and Alex sat in the back row just before everything went off and silent.  

A single white flare shone on a glass case high in the air. Inside there was a man with a velvet top hat with a spiral brooch. He straightened his green tailcoat while a cherry picker pulled him down from the third floor. LED garlands strung to the platform flashed against his round sunglasses. 

“Heroes and monsters!” he announced with spread arms. “You are about to step into a land of dragon-men and princesses! Fiction or reality?! Heaven or hell?! It’s up to you to choose… Just remember.” He smirked. “There’s no shame in being scared.”

He snapped his left fingers and more beams shot down from atop as the music blasted back. Imp-like demons spat fire, bodies tied to aerial hoops swung around, cannons from the second floor shot people who landed and crashed downstairs.

“She has petrified Medusa and charmed the Hydra!” declared the ringmaster. “Coming from the deepest regions of the burning Amazonian forest, behold the snake lady, Esmeralda!”

An amber light illuminated an apple tree with a woman perched on it. She brushed her red finger waves and rubbed her scaly hands across her gown made of leaves. Her eyes opened and revealed slit pupils. Sharp fangs protruded out of her mouth, her tongue came out, covered in horny rings, and rattled. 

“An old tale once narrated the story of a fair maiden who met a frog. The beast promised to her he was a king and tricked the girl into a true love kiss… Guess not every dream come true.” He chuckled. “Cower in fear as you meet the Toad Queen, Morticia!”

A dark blue beam irradiated a woman with long black hair and lanky limbs of abnormal size. Her palmed hands and feet oozed mucus. 

“They say that only strong people carry heavy burdens. Well, what if some of them carried the burdens on their faces? Able of lifting fifteen bulls. Hold your breath in front of the strong man, Rajar!”

A green light cast upon a burly man with a beer belly. His head was disfigured into one of an elephant with a trunk for a nose. A mime makeup stressed his traits, while red paint glistened at the end of his tusks. There was a leopard skin draped around him.

“Last but not least. A beauty so angelic that doves cry at its sight. Our newest addition, right out of the nursery rhyme, Bo Peep!”

Jake lost his smile as a golden light shone upon a trapeze. Sascha was up there and danced on the roped bar. His face had the same frozen grin as the other zombified townspeople.

“Oh, God...” Steve winced a bit. “They got him.”

“Jake,” whispered Alex. “Smile!”

Deputies in the hall looked at Jake and walked toward him. A red light shot at the latter.

“My, my, my,” purred the ringmaster. “A mouse in the lion’s den?”

The young man and Alex leaped back as the audience stood up. The teenage boy grabbed his slingshot and aimed it at them. Jake raised his hands and aimed them at the stage lights. His fingers trembled as he focused on them. The mob narrowed on them, closer and closer. Jake’s heart pounded against his chest. One of the beats coincided with the explosion of the stage lights. Blackness wrapped around them. Alex grabbed Jake by the sleeve and yanked him.

“Follow me!” urged Steve. “I can see without the lights on.” 

Steve’s supernatural form glowed a little to Jake.

“Cap knows where to go!” shouted the young man.

The two of them ran in the dark. Footfalls echoed on every side, and silhouettes spun around them. 

“Get these roaches! GET THEM NOW!” shouted the ringmaster.

A loud thump sounded while a gust of wind blew at them. Steve opened two doors on a stairwell. Jake pushed Alex first and took a glimpse behind. A stampede hunted them down.

“Run! Run!” urged the young man.

They climbed and leaped the steps. At the bottom of the stairs, an overflow of people burst in and crawled up, which Captain America tried to contain with ghostly kicks and punches. Jake dashed as the best as he could until his right ankle got stuck. He tripped forward and peeked at his legs. A viscous tongue was latched onto him. Under them, the toad woman tugged at the young man as she mounted the stairs. 

“Eat this, Kermit!” yelled Alex as he shot a rock at her.

The stone hit Morticia in one of her eyes and she growled. Her tongue flailed around before Steve wrapped his massive arms around her. She let go of Jake who escaped. The young man elbowed another set of doors and they crash through it. Now on the second floor, they witnessed a strongman on the ground floor who threw poles up. Small beams shone through the holed circus tent.

Hissss…

The two of them gazed at their left. The snake lady slunk toward them as she licked her venom-dripping teeth. Suddenly, the doors behind them slammed open.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck!” cursed Jake as he darted with Alex to the other side.

Morticia jumped in and whipped her tongue at them. The young man shoved Alex out of the way and stumbled out of her range. He glanced at the grocery store next to them called Rocketpunch Market and they went in. Alex grabbed a can of tomatoes and slingshot it at the toad woman. It struck her in the other eye and she wailed. Blinded, she threshed toward the grocery store and fired her tongue at them. Her fleshy organ smacked a gondola while Jake reached his hands at the shutter. He waved his fists to the floor, and the door rolled down on her head and she collapsed, unconscious.

The snake lady crept next to Morticia and observed them with her scaled smile. Jake glared at her while she cracked her neck. Esmeralda’s collarbone twisted as her neck elongated and went up. The young man scanned the room and noticed a vent.

“She’s coming in!” Jake gestured at the vent.

Alex ran through the shelves. “We need garlic or-or vinegar!”

Jake tilted his head. “What?”

“Snakes hate these things!” shouted the teen.

Rasps sounded from the shaft. Within the shadowy airway, two serpentine eyes appeared. The bolts on the vent quivered as something banged on its bars. With a thud, the vent bust open and the snake lady slithered her head in. Her mouth gaped open, and she rattled her tongue. Alex dug his hands all over the vegetable section as she undulated toward him and showed out her fangs.

“Hey!” called Jake.

Esmeralda gazed to her left at the young man. Her smile stretched, and she glided toward him. She drew her head back and snarled before snapping at Jake. The latter recoiled and threw cinnamon oil at her. It shattered against the snake lady, who flinched and coughed. She tried to move, but Steve phased through the floor and seized her body.

“You’re not going anywhere!” he said.

Alex picked up an onion crate and spilled it at Esmeralda. She wheezed and squirmed around before glowering at the latter. Her mouth opened wide, and she pounced on the teenage boy. Alex got tackled down on his back as he shielded himself with the crate. The snake lady’s fangs impaled the wooden case and were inches away from the teen’s throat. Jake glared at her and seized a bottle of vinegar. He raced at her and poured the bottle all over her hair. 

Esmeralda howled and thrashed her head around. She slammed her head against the ceiling and the walls until her eyes rolled back inside. Soon after, she passed out and fell.

“Where did you learn that?” wondered Jake.

“My dad taught me,” replied Alex with a slightly puffed-out chest.

Suddenly, the ground quaked. The two looked around the grocery store with wide eyes. Cereal boxes trembled and dropped off the shelves. 

Planks and cans flew as a massive figure charged through the wall. Even the fissured ceiling crumbled as pipes from upstairs bent down. The strong man came out of the smokes of his crash and lifted a whole gondola. With a growl, Rajar hurled at Jake and Sam. They sprung out of its way as the gondola struck the pipes and fissured further the ceiling. Steve clenched his fists and threw another shelf to the surface, which crumbled it.

“Alex!” Jake pointed at the curved upper floor up there.

The young man nodded, and they rushed toward the hanging ceramic flooring. Jake lifted the teenage boy who crawled up. The room shivered again as the mastodon directed its tusks at them. Alex pulled Jake by the sleeves as the latter thrashed his lower body around. Jake’s heartbeat sped up as the mastodon charged at him. Alex yanked up him and the young man’s soles grazed the strongman’s bald head. The two climbed the crevasse while Rajar growled and lunged at them. Because of his weight, the damaged part of the ceiling collapsed on him and knocked him out. 

Once on the third floor, Alex and Jake fell on their knees and gasped for air. They were now inside a locksmith store named Key-Trained Master, which had a crowned keyhole for a logo.

“Jake?” called a silvery voice.

Jake stared in front of him and saw Sascha. He glared at the latter and stood in front of Alex.

Chapter 7: The Ringmaster

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“Don’t get any closer.” He aimed his knife at Bo Peep.

Ben lolled his head. “What’s wrong?” He lolled his head. “Did I do something wrong?”

“You’ve been zombified like the others, I saw that creepy smile you made!” shouted Jake.

Ben's eyes bugged out. “But I always smile like this.”

"And also, he doesn't have that zombie talk," added Captain America.

Jake huffed and lowered his knife. “Yeah, true.”

“I’m glad you’re safe,” expressed Ben with a small grin.

“You’re doing good too.” Jake smirked before he knit his brows. “How did you manage to avoid getting mind-controlled?” 

Bo Peep softly clapped his hands as his eyes gleamed. “I told him I was working with Jezebel.“ His eyes gleamed. “And also- When I was a kid, I used to sneak away to see Herr Getmann's Traveling Menagerie, it’s like a German circus which had a friendly rivalry with Maynard.”

“May… nard?” questioned Jake.

Steve rubbed his chin. "I know him! His father with his circus once tried to attack me!" 

"Oh, he's like the ringmaster?" asked Jake.

“Yup.” Ben tapped Jake's right shoulder. “Oh, and it’s not mind-control, he stole the souls of the townspeople.”

"How do you know?" wondered Jake.

Bo Peep put up his staff. “I've tried to use my empathic powers on the townspeople, but it didn't work, so their souls must be somewhere else.”

Captain America clapped his hands. "Prolly his hat! His father used it as a weapon." 

"Cap, think they could be inside his hat," shared Jake. “Since nobody can see you, you could just go to him and destroy hit hat?"

Steve saluted them. "On my way to ruin a mad man's dream." 

Steve raced away from them, but his chest's glowed with Jake's. They both dropped to their knees and groaned. Steve limped back to them and their bodies calmed down.

Ben held Jake. "What happened?"

"Argh, I... I think me and Cap have to stay near each other," theorized Jake.

Steve stood up. "Lemme try this again."

"Wait, Cap! N- AAH!" 

Steve sprinted away and the process repeated itself. He then came back and they eased up.

"So..." The young man panted. "That Maynard guy... He thinks you’re on his side?” 

“Yes, and I was thinking-”

“That we could pretend that you caught us?” proposed Jake.

"Sounds great." Steve raised an exhausted thumb.

Ben bounced a bit. “Exactly! How did you know?”

“I’ve played strategy games every two days,” replied Jake.

Ben’s face brightened. “Like war games?” 

Jake ran a hand through his hair. “Um, yeah, some of them.”

Bo Peep gasped. “Wow, that’s amazing.”  

Alex coughed. “Huh, my family still needs our help.”

“Right.” Jake rubbed his chin. “Bo, hit me.”

Ben covered his mouth. “What?” 

"I could hit you instead," suggested Steve.

“It has to be Ben. Maynard will trust him more if it looks like he knocked me out,” justified Jake. "And a punch from Captain America would prolly send me to the hospital."

Bo Peep’s brows drew closer as he moved up his fist.

"You sure you want me to hit you?" worried Ben.

"Yeah, go ahead," encouraged Jake.

Ben then closed his eyes and punched Jake.

Jake staggered and held his jaw. “Shit, fuck!”

“I’m sorry, sorry!” Ben rushed to him.

Captain America cringed. "Ouch, he got you good." 

“I’m okay, it’s okay.” Jake glanced at his nosebleed. “Let’s go.”

Ben nodded before he tore away a curtain from the wall and ripped it in half. Then, he wrapped each cloth into a loose tie around Jake's and Alex’s wrists. The three of them stepped out of the store and roamed around the third floor of the mall. They threaded between multiple mannequins wearing top hats, tailcoats, and canes. A hiss echoed from a nearby stairway as the snake lady and the strongman emerged out of it. On the other side, palmed hands came up on the glass balustrade. The toad woman mounted and crouched on it. The three freaks surrounded and observed them.

“I got them,” declared Ben as he held Jake with his right hand.

The creatures stared at the quartet before they eyed each other. The strongman walked behind them while Esmeralda grabbed Alex by the arm. Morticia crawled in front of them and groveled forward. Rajar growled until the quartet followed her.

They were led in front of a lamp store named Solarr Eden. Its shutter was rolled down with a velvety veil painted on it. The strongman knelt and lifted the iron curtain, its metallic click-clack mimicked a drum. As soon as the curtain revealed the interior of the store, rows of lamps lit up; mosaic lamps, lava lamps, aroma lamps… All of them had been pieced together into a throne with the ringmaster on it.  

Maynard smirked and gaped his eyes. “My word, the lost souls got found and brought to the circus king.” He looked at Ben. “Congratulations, I knew the shock of the betrayal would make them vulnerable.” A chuckle escaped his lips. “Now they can join our sweet family.”

Whereas, Steve snuck closer to Maynard.

“A family?!” Alex glared at him. “You’ve turned my family into zombies!”

“Who cares?” shrugged the ringmaster. “The only thing that matters is what the audience sees. They want the tale of a little mermaid, not the story of a girl who got her legs sawed off and replaced by a fish tail!” Maynard stood up. “They want magic, they don’t give a flying fuck whether it comes from heaven or hell itself!” He leered. “And this is what I’m making, magic.” 

Captain America ground his teeth as he slowed his steps.

"The souls are in here for sure!" he shouted. "I can feel its power tryin' to suck me in!"

Steve's ghostly form glitched as he got closer. Jake scanned the lights behind Maynard and grit his teeth. 

The ringmaster gestured at Esmeralda. “Bring the kid to me.” 

Alex wriggled as the snake lady pushed him forward. Whereas, Jake's face heated up while the lamps increased in power. The snake lady shoved the teenage boy down to his knees while Maynard moved closer to him.

“Hag, ralla hag,” chanted the ringmaster while his spiral brooch started to spin.

Alex winced and shook up as a luminous portal opened on his chest. Jake's heart pounded against his chest. His eyes looked daggers at the lamps which flickered and brightened more and more. Steve tore off a chandelier and hurled it at the ringmaster's hat.

“HAG, RALLA H-”

A ray of white energy pierced out of Alex and floated toward Maynard’s hat. Jake's brain tremored while electricity overflowed the lamps.

The ringmaster’s throne blew into a flash of light as a cloud of fire engulfed his hat. He shouted and smacked the flames off of it. Esmeralda ran to him, but Ben hit her with his crook while Steve wrapped his arms around the strong man. 

“NO!” 

Maynard’s hat dropped into his burning throne. The latter raced toward it, but Bo Peep’s staff flew at his legs, tripped him, and levitated back between Ben’s left hand. The ringmaster’s velvet crown went up in blazes and turned to ashes. Maynard’s hair turned grey as his skin wrinkled. Soon, his youth faded and he turned into an old man. 

The souls inside it escaped and hovered away. Some of them went back inside Maynard’s freaks, who groaned and shivered.

“Ugh, what happened?” moaned Esmeralda.

“My- my hands?! Why?!” screeched Morticia.

Rajar shook his head before he stared at the ringmaster. 

“Maynard?”  

The ringmaster outstretched his arms at them. “I can explain!”

Esmeralda snarled at him. “You! You’ve turned us into monsters!” 

“No, no!” Maynard’s smile trembled. “I’ve turned you into my perfect family.”

“I’ve already had a family!” screamed Morticia. “What my husband is gonna say when he sees what I’ve become?! And my son?!”

“You’re pregnant?” Maynard tittered. “I didn’t know…”

“Of course you didn’t, you bastard!” Rajar pointed at him. “It was always about you!”

The strongman, the toad woman, and the snake lady walked closer to the ringmaster. Growls, snarls, and hissing surrounded the ringmaster as he dug his hands inside his coat. 

“A-ha!” Maynard put a tiny parchment out of his chest pocket. “Now, you’re gonna follow my orders again!” He frantically read out loud. “Pater autem mendacium! Tolle animam meam!” 

The fire consuming the throne snuffed out while its smoke whirled. Red-wine lightning banged within the twister. Everyone but the ringmaster and Steve stepped back. Captain America stretched his arms and walked in front of Jake, Ben, and Alex.

“What’s happening?” asked Ben.

A cold fog invaded the place as a crimson wormhole materialized. An icy ghoul and a gigantic demonic knight stepped out of it, Greylight and Blackheart.

“You’re here!” Maynard smiled. “Take them, d-”

Blackheart gripped his left armored hand all over Maynard’s face. 

“Looks like you’ve won, brother.” Greylight lit up a cigar in his mouth.

“You let me win,” replied the knight.

Greylight blew smoke. “I frankly thought the clown would sell his soul.”

Dark scarlet thunderclaps shocked a screaming Maynard as he convulsed and squirmed. His body thinned until he was nothing but flesh on bones. Then, two antennas spurt out of his forehead as his skin turned pale amber. He shrunk down and down and disappeared under his clothes. His tailcoat fell miserably on the floor as a cockroach crawled out of it. Blackheart put up his right metallic boot above the bug. 

“Long live the circus king,” he said before he stomped the insect. 

Black energy floated out of the roach corpse and entered Blackheart. 

The knight then stared at Jake. “Jake, right?” He chuckled. “Were you hiding like a coward when I took your daddy’s soul?”

Jake charged at Blackheart, but Ben stopped him with Steve 

“Captain America's ghost's with them, brother,” said Greylight.

"Take care of him," ordered Blackheart.

Greylight puffed at his cigar and blew an icy cloud at Steve. Captain America knelt as the fog engulfed him. When it dissipated, Steve's skin and suit bore no injury and only his boots were slightly frozen. A ghostly version of his shield glinted in his right hand and blocked the rest of the freezing cloud.

"He's stronger." Greylight huffed and said, “Let's not waste our time on a dead man.”

Blackheart grunted. "Very well," he said before he glared at Jake. “I hope your soul's not as weak as your mind, mongrel.” 

The knight guffawed as he disappeared inside a blood-red tempest. 

Greylight tipped his Stetson. “Ladies.” He winked at Esmeralda.

The undead cowboy shuffled his way back inside the portal and it faded away. Jake clenched his fists and ground his teeth. Ben wrapped his hands around his left arm.

“We’ll save your father, I promise,” said Bo Peep.

"You can bet on it," added Steve.

“Thanks.” Jake smiled a little.

“Where are the circus guys?” wondered Alex.

"Oh, they're hiding inside the men's bathroom." Steve gestured to the left.

They looked around, but the freaks could not be found.

"Hey, can you hear me?" asked Steve. "They're inside the men's bathroom!"

"Guess they ran away," said Ben.

"Yeah, most likely," replied Jake. "Hey Cap, why are you so quiet?"

"THEY ARE INSIDE THE MEN'S BATHROOM!" he shouted!

Jake squinted. "Huh?"

"What's happening?" wondered Ben.

"He's opening his mouth wide and... putting his hands around it?" Jake lolled his head. "I think Cap's eating a ghost burger?"

Downstairs, people woke up, moaned, and removed their costumes. 

“Let’s check on them,” suggested Jake.

The quartet rushed down the stairs and ran past some confused werewolf cheerleaders or dazzled vampires. Once on the ground floor, Ben clapped his hands.

“Hi everyone! I’m a superhero named Bo Peep and this is my working partner.” Ben gestured at Jake. “You’ve all been turned into zombies by a circus, but a non-alive Captain America helped us destroy the top hat that controlled y-”

“SAM!” called a woman's voice.

Alex turned to his left with a tensed face. “Mom?”

His mother embraced him and cried. “Oh, Sam! I knew you would save us!”

“Not bad, Bilbo.” His little sister elbowed him.

“Mom, Lynn.” The teenage boy teared up. “I’ve missed you so much!” Alex hugged them.

Jake and Ben watched the family and smiled. After Bo Peep finished his summary of the events, the townspeople got rid of their costumes and walked out of the mall. The two young men followed Alex with his family outside.

“I’m coming back,” the teen told his mother before he ran to Jake. “Thank you.”

“No problem.” Jake bent down on one of his knees. “By the way, is there anything we could do about your dad?”

Alex nodded and glanced down. “His name’s Jesse Alexander. He always talked about space stuff. I’ve never believed him before, but maybe… Maybe it has something to do with him disappearing.”

“Alright.” Jake bobbed to little Jake's family. “You should go back to your mom, I’m sure you guys have a lot to talk about.” 

The teenage boy twinkled and raced back to his family.

“Someone’s a superhero,” whispered Ben.

Jake rolled his eyes and snickered. “I’m not a superhero.”

“If you say so, Brokeback Jake.” Bo Peep giggled and stepped forward.

“Stop calling me like that,” mumbled Jake with a blush. 

"You did a good job, kid," said Steve.

"Ah, Cap, in the mood to talk now?" laughed Jake.

"I was talkin'! You just couldn't hear me," replied Steve.

Jake put his hands on his waist. "Weird... I guess you used your powers too much or somethin'?"

"Probably..." Steve looked down. "Oh, and I saw where those guys from the freak show went at."

"Really? Wh-"

A man with a Bigfoot costume ran to Bo Peep. 

"Jesus!" He panted. "I just saw some monsters in the men's bathroom, they burst a hole through the wall and ran away!"

Steve looked down and rubbed his temples.

The citizens cleaned away the buildings and got rid of the circus bizarrerie. Whereas, the two young men strolled through the suburbs. They passed by a series of duplexes with white ladders garnished with flowers. As the dusk began, a humanoid shadow elongated on them among other silhouettes. 

Steve, Jake, and Ben looked at its source and found the desert clown staring at them. The jester howled and limped toward them. Bo Peep pointed his staff at him while Jake clasped his knife. The clown hollered and choked before he gaped his lips. He then coughed and spit maggots out of his mouth.

“Oh shit, fucking maggots.” The clown smacked his torso.

Jake lolled his head. “You can talk?”

“Guess now I can.” The clown thrashed around a little. “One sec’.” He hit the side of his head until two eyeballs rolled against his lids. “Nice, I can see you too.”

“Whaddya want?” questioned Jake with a glare.

“I just wanted to thank you.” The clown showed them one thumb up. “I’ve spent weeks haunting that asshole Maynard and someone finally kicked his selfish ass.”

“Why you didn’t help us then?” inquired Jake.

The clown gestured at himself. “I’m a fucking apparition, not a poltergeist! It’s already a miracle that you guys can see me…” He coughed again.

"Oh yeah, that's me." Steve pointed at himself with a puffed-out chest. "I'm a... poltergeist."

"Your Mom must be proud," replied the clown.

“Maybe you could have told us that Maynard put souls inside his hat?” wondered Ben.

“I wish! I’ve lost my tongue and eyes after a failed balloon animal trick at a Bar Mitzvah...” He panted. “Didn’t even get paid ‘cause I traumatized a few kids.”

“So…” Bo Peep walked forward. “How did you die”

“Long story short.” He rasped and wheezed. “After Maynard’s circus failed, we married and he became a shrink or whatever. One night, he told me ‘Gerry, what if we had a nasty dirty night of love with your old clown costume?’”

Steve winced while the clown cleared his throat.

“So he was on top of me.” He gasped for air. “And then- BAM! Pillow over my face and the bastard smother me to death.”

“Ach, I’m sorry,” muttered Ben with a frown.

“And all of this for a sacrifice in exchange for that cursed hat!” Gerry sighed. “I should’ve left with the sword swallower…” His body started to fade and levitate. “Anyway, now at least I can rest in peace and chat with Barbra Streisand.”

“But Barbra Streisand’s still alive,” replied Jake.

The clown opened his eyes wide. “What?!” 

A sudden ray of light flashed above the clown as the sun set. The ghost vanished while pastel hues filled the sky. The rest of them stood still with their mouths wide open.

“What a funny ghost,” Ben said with a grin.

“We should go back to the car,” added Steve.

The duo headed back to the outskirts of the suburbs. Their van was still parked near the Carefree sign. However, the sheriff and his deputies were around it. They pulled down the vehicle with a jack.

“Hey, our two heroes!” declared the sheriff. “We wanted to show our gratitude, so here are some free tires.”

Ben gasped. “Wow!” Ben gasped. “Well, thank you for the new tires.”

“And thank you for saving the town,” responded the sheriff.

“Thank you for thanking us,” added Bo Peep.

“It's-”

“Alright.” Jake pushed Bo Peep toward the car. “It was a pleasure, let’s go.”

“Thanks again!” Ben waved at the sheriff before Jake nudged him in the van.

Jake exhaled and sprawled on his seat. Meanwhile, Ben placed his crook on cough and pushed the car key in the ignition.

“You don’t want to sleep in the back of the van?” asked Ben. “It’s comfier.”

Steve stretched his arms all over the back seat and man-spread.

Jake crossed his arms behind his head. “I’m tired, I’d rather not walk for now.” 

Bo Peep moved the gear shift knob. “Is it okay if I talk to you?”

“No problem.” Jake closed his eyes. “If I don’t answer it means I’m sleeping.”

“I understand.” Ben started the car and drove away from Carefree.

"Psst." Steve leaned forward. "Say something to him!"

Jake peeped at Ben. “So you’re not gonna talk?”

“Ach, well I just wanted…” He adjusted his head bow. “I wanted to say that it was nice saving the town with you.”

“Yeah, it was fun,” mumbled Jake.

“Really?!” inquired Bo Peep with a bubbly voice.

Jake yawned. “Mhm.”

“This-this is- is good.” Ben shimmied a little.

Jake glanced at his partner and smirked while Steve put two thumbs up for him. He fell asleep as Alex’s town furthered in the distance with the sign Now Leaving Carefree, we’ll miss you.

Chapter 8: A Morning for the Dead

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The van headlights shone on the dark road while it drove by succulents and sparse shrubs. A couple of bats would seldom fly by and distort the van beams. On the passenger seat, Jake flipped the pages of a book on his lap and observed it. Cuneiform symbols were inscribed on papyrus. The young man goggled at it as the characters blurred moved, and shifted into letters. Two by two, the characters switched places until they aligned as English terms, and the words rearranged themselves into sentences. An illuminated title wrote itself on the top of the page Appendix XIII

Protection spells,” read Jake.“While intended to be used for defense, it can sometimes be employed to restrain or bound a target .” Jake leaned forward. “As explained before, the source of its energy impacts the manifestation or effects of the protection spell,” he pursued. “ Just like any type of spell, protection spell needs a trigger such as an incantati-

Ben yawned while Steve looked over Jake's shoulder.

"You know Jake, at your age, I was reading comic books. But I'm glad the people of your generation are invested in intellectual things like-" He squinted and. "Summoning a big-bosomed woman as a shield?"

Ben yawned louder.

Jake gazed at him. “You’re sure you wanna keep driving?”

Bo Peep brushed his eyes. “There’s a town nearby, I’ll park here.” He yawned again. “So we can get a room or something.”

Jake gawked at the latter. “Yeah… To sleep.”

"You know Jake when I was eighteen," Steve said. "I realized that I felt differently about girls and-"

"Cap!" Jake looked at him. "I'm twenty-one, I know what sex is!"

"I know what sex is too." Ben dozed off a bit. "It's before the five and... after the seven."

“You really need to sleep,” replied Jake.

Soon, they passed by a sign with a clock tower drawing and Mesa del Murciélago written on it. Jake drooped against the steering wheel before he snapped his body back against the seat. Another neon sign flickered in the night, Lazy Cactus Apartments

The van parked in front of the forest green motel as Jake turned off the lights inside the vehicle. The pair stepped out of the car and Ben locked it. All of a sudden, bursts of laughter sounded resonated from a nearby hostelry,  Last Call Bar. A group of young people strolled out of it. They were led by a blonde lady with straight hair and blue eyes. She stumbled because of her low back lace blueberry gown, but also her digging her hands inside her white skull purse. Her eyes wandered until they spotted Jake and aimed at him.

“Shit,” he muttered.

She waved at her friends before she walked closer to the duo.

“Jake?” she asked.

“Lissa?” responded the young man.

“Bo Peep.” Ben pointed at himself.

"Cap," said Steve as he raised his left hand.

Her brows furrowed. “Great, the last person I wanted to see.”

“It’s awkward for me too.” Jake sighed.

“Awkward?” Lissa lolled her head. “You’ve disappeared and one week later texted that you’re dumping me!”

Steve cringed. "Ouch, that's jerky of you."

“Listen, Lissa, I’m sorry.” He brushed his hair. “But now’s not the time.”

The young woman huffed. “Whatever. I don’t need your apologies.” She stormed away.

Ben waved at her. “Nice to meet you, Lissa!”

Jake watched Lissa leave with her group before he shook his head and stomped forward.

“Do you want me to talk so you can think about something else?” suggested Bo Peep.

Jake thrust his hands in his pockets. “I wanna sleep and get the hell out of this place.”

Ben stared at him as they headed toward the motel.

“Phallus.”

Jake scowled. “Wh-what?”

“It’s a word I use to distract people,” declared Ben.

“Ah, good to know,” replied Jake.

"You know Jake," said Steve. "In case you didn't know, a phallus is-"

"I'm twenty-one!" shouted Jake before he pushed the entrance door. 

The ringing of a bell sounded as they entered. At the counter, there was a bearded man with a Mallen streak and a smudged lipstick mark on his neck. His fitment was decorated with garlands of fake garlic while on it laid the Bobblehead figurine of a shirtless werewolf with green pants. 

“Guests!” He slammed down his hands on the counter. “Welcome to Mesa del Murciélago, the weirdest town in Arizona!”

Jake simpered. “We’re coming from a town zombified by a circus.”

"And I went Liverpool once," said Steve before he elbowed Jake. "Peggy, the kids, and I saw a pack of lions right in front of our car, inches from our faces. Man, that was crazy."

The manager extended his left hand. “The name’s Gerald and here’s my son, Franky.”

Gerardo gestured to the right, there was a small chair with a porcelain doll in a suit sat on it. The trio watched the doll with drooping eyelids.

“Hi Franky,” said Ben in a low tone.

“He’s a little shy but smarter than Einstein himself,” added the father.

Jake pursed his lips. “How much for a room?”

“You’re my first guests in a while, so how about forty dollars?” offered the manager.

"I got it guys" declared Steve. "I always keep a wallet near just in- Oh."

Ben put a wallet out of his garter. “Is it okay if I give fifty?”

Gerardo twinkled. “How kind of you!” 

Bo Peep handed the money to the manager who in exchange gave them a key. 

“Room 237?” noted Jake. “Is this an aesthetic choice or something?”

“No.” He shook his head. “This floor's only for the two hundred.” Gerardo grinned and pointed down. “The others are downstairs… For the ones who have sinned.”

The trio stared at him.

“Ha-ha!” Gerardo cackled. “You guys should have seen your faces! Was just messing with ya.”

“Uh-huh.” Jake nudged Ben to the right.

Steve phased through the floor.

"I'll spy around the motel just to be sure," he said. 

They plodded along the narrow hallway and its Hicks’ hexagon carpet. Its wooden walls were decorated with taxidermied animals such as a mounted cougar head with sunglasses or a mouse holding a straw with flour underneath. Jake opened their room which had two beds and a window. A small bathroom could be accessed to the left while the right had the picture of a tower struck by lightning. Jake flopped on his mattress and groaned.

Ben eyed inside his wallet and moaned. “We’ll have a little money problem.”

“Argh...” Jake covered his eyes with his left arm.

Bo Peep sat down on his bed. “You’re okay?”

“I’m exhausted,” groaned Jake. “It’s all so stupid… My dad had to move all over the country ‘cause of three demon assholes and for what?” He shook his head. “A kid lost his father and no one’s care, another thinks a doll’s his son… Everyone, everything… It’s just so stupid.”

“I didn’t find the time spent with you stupid.” Ben smiled.

Jake chuckled. “It’s because you’re always happy.”

“Not really.” Bo Peep stood up and pulled the curtain. 

Jake sat up and frowned. “What are you doing?”

He gestured at the sky. “Every time I’m sad I look at the stars or rivers, or flowers… Anything to think about something else.”

The young man strolled toward the window. “It’s just some lightbulbs in the sky.”

“And it’s beautiful to me.” Ben pointed at a nearby tree. “Dew on a spiderweb, leaves rustling in the wind, the reflection of the moon in a puddle of water... Nature doesn’t have to be beautiful, but it is” His eyes sparkled. “I think that sometimes a single distraction is all it takes to be free, to forget all the pain and sadness.”

Jake observed the tree. “That’s a nice way of seeing things.”

A certain weight dropped on his shoulder, Ben had fallen asleep on him. Jake smiled a bit and admired the night sky. His eyes closed as he spotted the stars one by one.

"It's okay guys, no dead bodies under the floorboards," Steve said as he came in. "Just a bunch of dead rats and-"

He noticed the two young men sleeping next to each other and smiled. Then, he grabbed a sheet and covered them with it. Jake drifted off and his dreams filled with constellations of bears, harps, and winged horses. 

His ears moved a little at the sensation of a sizzle while the smell of eggs tickled his nose. Jake opened his eyes and noticed pillows under his head and a blanket over him. Ben was near the oven, in his male attire.

“You’re awake,” declared Ben as he cooked. “The people from Carefree gave us some food, so we’re finally getting eggs and bacon.”

“Good to know.” Jake bobbed to the bathroom. “I’m gonna go take a quick shower.”

Jake stepped inside the other room and stripped himself. Once inside the cubicle, he sprayed himself with water and washed his toned body with soap. Then, he washed his face and when his hands uncovered his eyes noticed Steve's back.

"Cap?" he called.

Steve turned around and revealed a ghoulish face with green eyes and rotten flesh on his lips.

Jake jumped against the wall. "What the-"

Captain America's face returned to its normal form. 

"Hey, Jake, just found out I could do this, creepy, right?" said Steve.

"I'm taking a shower!" screamed Jake. "Why here?!"

"Well I didn't want to scare you in front of Ben," said Steve. "... Sorry."

Steve left and Jake walked out before he dried himself with a towel. As he rubbed himself, Ben’s voice echoed in his mind. After he put some spare clothes on, he came back inside the main room.

“Hey, Jake y-” Bo Peep looked down. “Did you get stung or something?”

Jake rose an eyebrow. “Huh? Is t- Fuck!” 

Jake grabbed a pillow and put it against his crotch area. 

"Oh wow." Steve widened his eyes. "I'll be waiting outside."

“You don’t have to be ashamed.” Ben served the breakfast and opened a magazine named Food Homosseur. “Look, it's called a boner."

Jake jerked back. "The hell? Where did you get that thing?!"

"I found it inside a shop at the mall," answered Ben. "I just found it so interesting. Did you know sixty-nine was more than a number?" He flipped a page and showed it. "Look, I had a dream where we did this together."

Jake choked on a sausage. “Can we talk about something else?!”

“By something else, do you mean a topic totally unrelated to me finding you so handsome that I want you to chain me to a bed like in the magazine?” asked Ben.

“Yes!” shouted Jake.

The raven-haired boy grinned. “Alright.”

"Psst." Steve leaned forward. "Say that he's handsome too."

"Aren't you supposed to wait outside?!" screamed Jake at him.

Steve left and they chatted about war video games before they finished their meals. Once done, they fully dressed up and left the room with Captain America. 

“Gettin’ ready for the parade?” greeted the manager, his neck still marked with lipstick.

Jake waved at him. “Hey, we’re leaving, actually.” 

“Leavin’?” Gerardo pulled a face. “That’s gonna be hard, the parade’s blockin’ the whole town.”

Jake swung his hands up. “Great.”

“I can give you a free tour of the town to kill time,” offered Gerardo.

Bo Peep bounced his feet a bit. “That would be amazing!” 

"Always up to discover more about our great country," said Steve.

Jake groaned. “Better than staying inside, I guess.” 

“En route!” announced Gerardo as he put on a cap with bat wings.

They followed the manager out of the motel. 

“You must’ve seen the Last Call Bar?” he gestured to the left. “Some people have said that the Hulk moonwalked here once.” Gerardo pointed at Ben’s van. “This van is rumored to belong to a couple of serial killers who would use dolls to murder people.”

“It’s our van,” replied Jake with a stern expression.

“I know.” Gerardo erupted in laughter. “Oh, the parade’s right here, c’mon kids, let’s go!”

The three of them hasted toward a crowd. Confettis and alcohol poured everywhere as parade floats drove down the road. A giant woman’s head with a cowboy hat led the procession.

“Arizona Annie, the fiery-tempered woman with no past!” presented the manager. “Now, here’s Arizona Kid! And Arizona Dad! Wow, that’s Arizona Dog, followed by Arizona State!”

“Are they all named after Arizona?” questioned Jake.

"What a beautiful celebration of the state," praised Steve.

Boos exploded from the mob as they threw rubbish at the next float. The figure of a woman draped in a black cloth passed in front of them. Two gnarled and birdlike legs crouched out of it while her pale arms covered her face.

“Die! Disappear!” shouted the crowd.

“Why are they doing this?” asked Ben.

Geraldo watched the macabre float. “It’s the Vampire Witch. When the town was founded, it was infested with bats and rabies. A local healer, Imelda, was thought to be at the origins of the epidemic.” Geraldo paused. “So the townspeople insulted and shunned the woman until she left and died in the desert.”

“That’s horrible,” noted Bo Peep.

“You tell me,” added the manager.

Jake's eyes drifted across the horde of people until they stopped on Lissa and her friends who were laughing at the witch. There were two guys, one with a varsity jacket and another with shaggy hair and a beer. The other girls were a young woman who had a scarf on and was writing in her book, and a skinny redhead in a green crop top. She gulped down a bottle of sangria while sweat dripped from her forehead to her shoulders. The girl leaned against a tree whose shadow merged with hers, giving the impression that branches grew out of her body. She limped away, but her shadow did not change, it was still bloated and dented. 

“Taylor?” inquired one of them.

Lissa’s friend started to growl and shiver while everyone darted their eyes at her. She let go of her bottle which fell and shattered on the ground. Her neck swelled as she choked. A mass of brown hair bulged out of her mouth with a squeak. 

Two small black eyes blinked between her teeth. 

Lissa screeched as the redhead vomited a cauldron of vampire bats. Her friend’s eyes lost their colors and dried. Her body sucked itself out of flesh and muscles until the skin tightened against the skin. The swarm of bats flew out of her emaciated frame and lunged at the closest people, Lissa, and her friends. Thus, Jake and Ben sprinted toward them. Jake picked up a plank of wood while Bo Peep whirled his staff at them. Whereas, Steve punched a bat who was catapulted into another.

“Andrea, watch out!”

Lissa shouted at a girl with glasses as a bat flew around her. The latter shielded herself with a book while Lissa smacked it away with her purse. The two guys next to them thrashed against the flying fiends. As soon as they hit the ground, the bats burnt under the sunshine and vanished into ashes. Near them lied Taylor’s skeletal and pallid green corpse, her shadow was back to normal.

“Shit, it’s under my shirt!” yelled one of the guys.

He clawed at his varsity jacket and flailed around, a bat crawled out of his collar and bit at his neck. Jake struck the beast off the jock, which calcinated like the others. However, the latter’s shadow had changed.

The silhouette of a bat rested on his left shoulder. 

Chapter 9: A Night for the Living

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Steve, Ben, and Jake were in the van, they followed a blue Mazda driven by Lissa. Both cars parked in front of a series of three tall cacti with the monument sign Flowing Wells University. Lissa and the rest of her friends carried the jock out of their vehicle while the two young men stepped out of theirs.

His shadow was now infested by five bats.

“Shouldn’t he go to the infirmary, instead?” questioned Jake.

Lissa shouted, “Sure, the nurse must have a magic ice patch for supernatural bats!”

“Wow," exclaimed Ben. "I think she’s a med student."

"I don't think so, a magic ice patch would work better for a magic headache," replied Steve.

"Let's go already!" ordered Jake.

They trod as fast as they could to a brick-walled lodge with the Greek letters ΓΣΑ above it. Two cyan doors opened on sea salt walls and wooden floorboards. Lissa gestured to a couple of girls who sat on the soft-hued sofas. 

“Call the dean,” she urged them before she pointed at her friends. “Put Drake on my bed.”

Lissa’s group nodded at her and helped Drake walked up a curved staircase. The former straightened her sleeveless teal mint blazer dress. Then, she ambled toward a chair and lounged on it.

“Lissa, we-”

“Wait.” She rose her hand. “Gimme one second.” She screamed and tapped down her lilac stilettos.

Steve covered his ears and winced.

“Phew, you can talk to me now,” said Lissa.

Jake walked to her. “Lissa, we think we know what’s going on.”

“Someone made a deal with a demon and unleashed dark forces on the town,” added Ben.

“Makes total sense.” She lit up a cigarette and smoked it. “Crazy things have been happening lately, so at least that would explain one of them.” Lissa took a puff. “So what’s the plan?”

Jake crossed his arms. “If we find who struck the deal, we could fix what’s going on.”

“Have you seen the town?” Lissa shook her head. “These guys stone a witch every year. Any of them could be the culprit.” 

“Would anyone have a reason to kill… Tracy?” questioned Jake.

She curled her lips. “Taylor. And yes, many people. She was bitchier than a dog pound.” 

Steve frowned. "Language!" 

“What about Drake?” 

“Also a bitch,” she answered. “They only like me ‘cause my family’s related to some Transylvanian baron or somethin’.” Lissa glanced at Bo Peep. “Is that corset made of Kevlar?”

Ben looked down at himself. “Um, yup!”

Lissa smirked. “That’s bold, but a good choice.” 

“Thanks! I like your purse,” he replied.

The blonde girl put her right thumb up and went back to her cigarette. Whereas, Jake and Ben climbed the stairway. 

Bo Peep elbowed Jake. “Your ex-girlfriend’s rather nice.”

“Don’t call her like that.” Jake groaned. “And I’m sure she’s over it.”

"She's not over it," added Steve.

They turned around the hallway and walked in front of a collection of newspaper clippings about bullying or sightings of cryptids. There were also photographs of students, whose one of which caught Jake's attention. It was an old picture of the chemistry club called Witches of Endor. He goggled at a young woman in a lab coat and eerie black hair. Next to her, there was another lady with the same outfit, white hair, and a blue mark on her forehead.

"This woman with the black hair, she looks like..." Steve squinted. "Your mother?"

Ben approached. “Are you ok?”

“Um, yeah.” Jake took a snap of the photograph with his phone.

Bo Peep beckoned at the latter. “Could I ask you something?” 

“What’s the matter?” wondered Jake. 

“Well, I don’t know if it’s noticeable.” Ben pursed his mouth. “But I have a special link with emotions.”

Jake tilted his head. “Like an empath? 

"I've once met a guy who could emotions to teleport himself," added Steve?

“I think it’s different.” Bo Peep brought up his right hand. “May I?”

Jake nodded and Ben put his palm against the former’s chest. Bo Peep’s eyes turned blue as he harnessed out of Jake's energy of the same color, its matter was watery and ethereal matter while a faint music box-like lullaby played out of it.

 “I can guide emotions from one person and give them to someone else.” The superhero swayed his fingers and the energy glided by them. “And if I let go, it comes back home.” 

The energy went back inside Jake and he exhaled.

“To me, people are most honest while angry-”

“And you need my anger, so we can use it on them to get answers?” Jake glanced at Lissa’s room with her friends inside.

Ben clapped his hands. “Exactly!”

"You two are making a nice team," said Steve with a high chin.

Jake sighed, took a deep breath, and closed his eyes. Memories of his past job at a fast-food flowed inside his mind, the endless travels from one town to another, Blackheart’s scornful tone. Ben extracted a fiery scarlet force out of Jake's heart. It twitched, fluctuated, and emitted a rumble similar to a company of ghosts playing war drums. The energy flew around Bo Peep’s arms as his eyes became red. The latter drew back his arms and released a choleric wave at the nearby room, it crept under the closed door and through its keyhole. 

“FUCK THIS!” a male voice shouted from the other side.

Bo Peep grinned at his partner. “I think it worked.”

The trio stepped inside and witnessed Drake wrestling with two of his friends. Their eyes had taken a crimson hue. The jock’s shadow had bloated and edged itself with a thorny outline.

“Lemme go!” Drake thrashed around. “I’m gonna kill her!”

“Who?” inquired Jake.

Drake shot daggers at him. “Lissa! She’s behind this! She arrived and shits have been going down!”

“Stop talking shits!” The other boy yelled at him.

“Go smoke some pots, motherfucker!” Drake responded.

The two young men tripped and crashed on the pastel floor. 

"These two swear like sailors," said Steve.

“Excuse me.” Ben tapped Andrea’s back. “But what’s the deal with Lissa?”

The young woman gazed at him. “They’re idiots, Lissa’s done nothing wrong! She’s here to make sure people like Drake and Justin stop messing with the other students.”

“It’s a bunch of craps!” Drake punched his male friend. “I bet Frank’s also behind this!”

Jake rose one brow. “Frank?”

“Yeah, Freaky Franky,” added Justin. “Everyone made fun of him and he just disappeared one day.” 

Bo Peep stared at his partner. “Franky,” he muttered.

Drake clawed at his mate’s back “Me and that cocksucker fucked a lot of people until that Lissa ruined it!” 

“Talk about cockblockin’!” Justin chuckled and fondled Drake.

The two young men groaned and moaned as they brawled each other. Andrea, Steve, Jake, and Ben observed them with wide eyes.

"That's not a proper way to wrestle," said Steve.

“I thought it would only make them angry,” mumbled Jake.

Bo Peep leaned forward. “Anger does make people more honest…” 

"I'll stay inside, perhaps they'll be more honest once you guys are out," declared Steve.

The three young people walked out of the room-filling with grunts and closed the door.

Steve phased out of the room. "Hum..."

"They've revealed anything?" whispered Jake.

"They sure did..." answered Steve as he gazed into the void. 

Andra sobbed hot tears as she peeped at the newspaper clips. Ben picked up a box of lemon-scented tissues from a table and handed it to her.

“Thanks.” She wiped her eyes and scratched her turtleneck sweater. “I always cry when I’m upset, it’s so annoying.”

“It’s okay.” Bo Peep sat her down. “Did you bully Frank too?”

Andrea darted her head up. “No! I would nev- I mean,” her voice broke. “Yes, but we all did. It was just having fun.”

Jake crossed his arms. “Does Frank have any family member or close friend?”

“He had no friends…” Andrea looked down. “He only had a father and an estranged sister.” 

“A sister?” Jake flinched before he pulled Ben to the side. “Lissa, she has an estranged brother too,” he whispered.

“You think-”

The doors of the lodge flung open and a thin woman in an ebony cape dress rushed in. She had white curly hair with a glaucous mole above her nose as if it was a third eye.

“I’ve run here as soon as I learned the terrible news.” She pranced to Lissa. “Oh, poor, poor, poor Tammie.”

The young woman clasped at her outfit. “Taylor.”

“Oh yes. Poor, poor, poor Taylor,” she bemoaned.

Lissa looked at Jake and Ben as they approached. 

“It’s the dean, Mrs. Choke,” she told them.

“Oh please.” She extended her arm. “Call me Jennifer.”

Bo Peep shook her hand. “Good afternoon Jennifer!”

“I’ve come here to inform you that I and Ta- Tam- Tra-”

Lissa glared at her. “Taylor.”

“Yes, Taylor! I and Taylor’s family have decided to organize a ceremony for her,” announced the dean. 

“What?” Lissa stood up. “But she died an hour ago.”

“And we still miss her.” Mrs. Choke pouted. “Anyway, off we go!”

The dean darted out of the lodge while Jake observed her. 

"This woman doesn't seem very honest," said Steve.

“You go with the others, I’ll watch Drake,” declared Lissa.

They nodded at her and followed the rest of the sorority sisters. A crowd of people gathered in front of Prast Park. Mrs. Choke stepped behind a wooden podium with a microphone.

“Good afternoon cool cats. Today, we- we lost a fellow kitten.” The dean gulped. “Beloved student, Taylor Trudy passed away this morning because of a horrible case of tape bats.”

Jake grimaced. “What?”

"Gee, back in my time, people would just jog to lose weight," added Steve.

“In other words, Taylor let a colony of vampire bats inhabit her body so she could eat and not gain a pound.” Mrs. Choke choked on her invisible tears. “It-it is a tragedy for all of us, and especially for her parents.” She looked at them. “Mr. and Mrs. Trudy, my goldfish defenestrated itself last week, so I completely understand your pain.” A smile contorted her face. “Which is why I wanted to immediately pay tribute to her… Unfortunately, because of the lack of time, we had to repurpose a statue in the park.” She shrugged. “So here’s the statue in loving memory of Taylor!”

A couple of young people removed a red cloth from a tall mass. Once it fell off, the tin statue of a goldfish was revealed with the words We Will Remember You B̶u̶b̶b̶l̶e̶s̶ Taylor chiseled on its pedestal. The dean clapped for herself and beamed while the parents gawked at the statue.

“How was she not fired yet?” Jake asked.

Ben applauded. “It’s a cute fish, though.”

The sound of glass shattering boomed throughout the campus like a cloud of fat flies flew out of the sorority lodge. It screeched as it whirled in the sky and veiled it. Soon, it surrounded the university and shrouded it in a dome of darkness. 

A protection spell,” noted Jake.

Lamp posts turned on and lit small areas in the supernatural night. Students rushed everywhere in a frenzy while the dean escaped and pushed them away.

Jake fixed with Ben, “Let’s check on Lissa.” 

The trio raced through the campus and back to the lodge. Andrea waited for them at the entrance and pointed inside.

“Please, help her!” She clutched at her book. “Drake, he- he bit Justin. Then he jumped out of the window and attacked more people, and-”

Jake and Bo Peep leaped inside and discovered the place ransacked with upside-down sofas or broken tables. Scratching and bloodstains scarred the walls and carpet. 

“AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!” Lissa screamed.

They ran to the left and rushed inside the private gym of the sorority. The young woman recoiled against a wall of the room while Drake, Justin, and another sorority sister growled at her. Justin and the sorority sister had bite marks on their necks. All three of them shared a pale complexion, black irises, and razor-sharp teeth; but Drake was now as skeletal as a corpse. More ghouls rushed through the entryway, so Jake nudged Lissa into a corner while Steve and Bo Peep brandished their weapons against them.

“Protect Lissa, I’ll deal with them,” said Steve.

Jake nodded and grabbed a barbell. A radio played Burning Up by Madonna as Steve stepped toward the ghouls. He kicked one of the ghouls to the right which propelled him against the mob of monsters. Then, he threw his shield to the left and it bounced all over the creatures and the walls like in a pinball game. Vent shafts collapsed and more ghouls dropped down.

"Is it Cap doing this?" asked Ben.

"Yeah," replied Jake.

"He's doing good, but they need a distraction they can see," said Ben. "Tell me where's Cap's shield when you can."

Ben took a quick breath and glared at them. Justin charged at him, but Ben hit him in the stomach with the top of his staff. Then, he swung the hook at Drake’s jaw and sprung the other end at the female ghoul.

"Your left! Cap's shield!" shouted Jake.

Bo Peep ducked under the whirring shield which hit down the female ghoul in the thorax. Ben held her by the throat against a treadmill. Drake clawed him in the back, but Ben kicked him into a cart of gym equipment. After that, he slammed his left hand on the treadmill dashboard and the roller sucked the girl’s ponytail in. 

On the other side of the room, Steve hurled an exercise bike at the entry and pushed down a shelf of barbells to block it. Jake picked up one of them at Drake who pounced at them. At the back, Bo Peep lifted his crook above his shoulder, ran, and threw it at the ghoul. Like a spear, the staff end impaled Drake in the mouth as a dark liquid leaked out of it.

"The shield! Your right!" shouted Jake.

He next jumped on Justin's shoulders and sprung just before the metal shield struck the ghoul’s head. Justin was overbalanced and dropped under a lat pulldown machine. Ben grabbed at its bar flipped around it. As he landed, Ben gripped at the machine handle which pulled up its weight. He stomped at Justin and forced its head under the weight. Bo Peep then let go of the handle and the block of metal trapped Justin’s head. Whereas, Steve grabbed back his shield and punched the ghouls through the makeshift barricade. After a few more hits, they all ran away.

Bo Peep yanked his staff out of Justin's skull and wiped it off the oil-like substance on it. 

“Are you two okay?” asked Steve.

Lissa and Jake nodded with their mouths agape.

“What's happening?" asked Ben

"I think you guys scared them," said Jake.

Steve pushed the shelf out of the way. "Good, now let's get some ass-" his voice deadened to Jake.

"Well, I can't hear Cap again." Jake smiled. "Things just keep gettin' better."

“Your girlfriend’s wild,” muttered Lissa.

“Boyfriend,” Jake corrected before he paused. “And he’s not my boyfriend.”

"I think we should all make a standing ovation for Captain America," proposed Ben. "That was awesome."

Bo Peep clapped on his own while Jake and Lissa stared at him. They all went back to the entrance and Andrea came out of a closet. 

She hugged Lissa. “Thank God, you’re safe.”

"I'm glad you're safe too," said Lissa with a smile. “What do we do now?”

Through the windows, students could be seen outside being bitten by bats or attacked by ghouls.

“I have the answer.” Mrs. Choke spoke from upstairs. “We need Mephisto’s help.”

Chapter 10: The Witch of Landor

Chapter Text

All of them watched the dean leaning against the banister.

“Wait?” Jake tilted his head. “You ran into the park minutes ago.”

“The university’s full of secret passages.” She strolled to the right. “Come with me.”

They climbed up the stairs and joined Mrs. Choke in front of an old portrait of a tall countess with a large brim hat and a draped evening dress of a vanilla color. The dean placed her fingers on the bronze frame with a floral pattern. Her left fingers pressed some flower buds of copper, which each produced a distinct clink. Meanwhile, her right hand winded a leaf of tin which emitted a chime. She repeated the process until it played a symphony similar to Danse macabre.

Lissa looked at her phone and Andrea bit her nails. Whereas, Jake gawked at the dean while Ben bobbed his head in rhythm. Finally, Steve hit his head as his eyes glowed on and off.  

The wall with the painting shivered and slid open. Behind it appeared an antechamber of stones with a wooden ladder. Mrs. Choke spread up her cape and stepped down the rungs. They followed her and descended into an underground vault just about illuminated by gargoyle-shaped torches. Meanwhile, Steve hovered down the hole as if he was in a glass elevator.

“Wow. Talk about Fifty Shades Darker,” said Lissa.

“Almost,” responded the dean as she grabbed a torch. “A Spanish duke built it.” She walked forward. “It was a prison for a group of women named the Witches of Endor,” pursued Mrs. Choke with a chuckle “He tortured them until they confessed to him the secret to instant fortune.”

“And what was it?” inquired Andrea.

The dean stopped and peered at them. “A deal with a demon,” she answered with her face half darkened. ”Once he got what he wanted, the duke ordered their execution… Little did he know that their deaths would allow them to curse the town.”

“Lemme guess, an invasion of bats?” suggested Jake.

“I’m the one telling the story,” she scoffed. “And like a bolt from the blue, a bat invasion happened!”

Jake rolled his eyes.

“So, the duke did what he learned and struck a deal with the father of all demons, Mephisto.” She paused. “Mephisto told him that selling his soul could only go so far… Selling your soul, it’s like an engagement. But a soul sacrifice, now that’s the marriage.” Mrs. Choke turned toward them. “You must’ve realized by now the truth behind the Vampire Witch.”

Andrea furrowed her brows. “She was sacrificed to stop the curse.”

“Exactly,” replied the dean with a leer. “Ever since, the university would make a sacrifice to Mephisto when we needed his help.”

“Like Linda?” questioned Jake as he clenched his fists.

Mrs. Choke eyed him. “Ah, dear Linda. How do you know her?”

He looked daggers at her. “She was my mother.”

“Your mother?” The dean huffed. “I guess that’s where the baby fat came from.” 

Jake charged at her, but Mrs. Choke pulled a torch on the wall which slammed down a stone wall between them. Jake, Ben, and Lissa were left behind, while Andrea and the dean were on the other side.

“Let go of me!” screamed Andrea.

“Mephisto will love your soul, young lady,” announced Mrs. Choke.

"I'll get them!" shouted Steve.

Captain America sprinted to the wall but was pushed back while runic symbols shone on it. The dean’s cackle echoed and faded away with Andrea’s cries for help. Lissa banged her hands against the stones.

"Urgh... This place's full of magic," groaned Steve. 

“Andrea!” she shouted. “We need to get her!”

Bo Peep scanned the area. “But which way?”

They were in the middle of an intersection of three cold, narrow tunnels; the one they came from, one on the left, and another on the right. All three of them had dim flames to light its obscurity, which allowed even a rat to crawl away from the light and creep away. The musty smell of a wet rotten bark tree hovered in the air. Only the screech of the wind blowing through the fissures could be heard; until another noise manifested.

The trio stared at the left tunnel where a bloated and thorny shadow loomed against its end corner. Moans and whimpers resonated as a thin figure limped in. Its appearance seemed normal, but darkness veiled its head. This was not helped by the person turning its face down, as if it was sad or depressed. The person approached them and sometimes stumbled to the sides like a drunkard out of a bar. Steve recognized that walk as if the feet were on a tightrope above an endless void. 

Ben wielded his staff in front of Jake and Lissa while their heart pounded faster and faster. Steve clenched his fists and charged at the humanoid. The runes glowed again and he phased through the person. Steve threw more punches, but his hands stayed intangible.

Jake stepped back. "Cap... He can't help us."

The creature stopped and flinched. It shook as if it suppressed and contained manic laughter. Its voice exploded into a high-pitched scream, almost on the borders of human sounds. It fell on its knees and stretched its mouth open. Yards of fabric got regurgitated and piled into a lump of rags. The person fell to the side while its black bile of cloth twitched and bubbled. Sharp nails of old corn texture grew out of the rags until two veiny hands crawled out with them. Four pairs of bony pale indigo arms sprouted out of the cloth and wandered around. A slimy oval opened in the middle of the thing, similar to a vertical eye socket, and sets of piranha teeth poured saliva all over the ground.

“Run,” muttered Jake. “RUN!”

They turned around and dashed to the right. The vampire witch stomped her hands after them and crawled like a giant camel spider. She wailed and swung her long arms inches away from them. Jake peeped to the sides and noticed the fast-passing fires.

“The torches!” he gestured at them.

Jake smacked as many torches as he could, while Ben struck them with his staff. A large hand charged toward the former.

“Jake!” shouted Lissa.

She pushed the young man out of the way, only to get tackled down herself. The witch drew back before she lunged at her. Lissa shielded herself with her purse, but a long rotten fang stabbed her in the waist. Bo Peep hit the monster in the maw with his staff. Whereas, Jake yanked at a torch which made a part of the ceiling quiver. A rectangle of stones popped out and went down on the witch. She recoiled as her fang dislodged out of her. The wall lowered and touched the ground with a thud. Lissa groaned and leaned against a wall.

"I'm sorry," said Steve. "It... It'd be easier if I was still alive..." He sighed. "I might make myself useful, I'll see which way to go.

Steve sprinted away while Ben and Jake watched over Lissa.

“You okay?” asked Jake.

“No! Look at my purse…” She sighed. 

Bo Peep observed the wound. “It’s not deep, we should clean it.”

“And with what?” wondered Lissa. “You’re gonna pull a bottle of saline out of-”

Ben pulled a bottle of saline out of his breastplate. 

“Oh wow,” said the young woman.

Ben removed his head bow and poured saline on it. Then, he handed the swatch to her.

“Hold it tight against the stab,” he told her.

Lissa nodded and applied pressure on her injury with the piece of fabric. 

“Can you walk?” questioned Jake.

The young woman gripped at a gargoyle and pushed herself up. She winced and stood up. They headed forward along the tunnel until they perceived a burly silhouette in the distance.

"Cap?" called Jake.

"We can see him too," said Ben. "It's not Cap.

Lissa picked up the witch fang while Bo Peep brandished his crook and Jake took a fight stance. The silhouette approached and came out of the dark, blurry veil. It was Gerardo.

“Hey, kids! I was worried for you,” greeted the motel manager.

“How the hell you got down there?” asked Jake.

Gerardo gestured up. “I’ve followed you guys after that bat puking, but instead I found that weird woman walking down a hole in the park.” 

Ben lolled his head. “Is it lipstick on your neck?”

“Oh, this?” Gerardo glanced down at himself. “It’s a birthmark.”

“A birthmark?” Bo Peep widened his eyes. “Did you saw that weird woman again?”

“Yeah, she pulled a lever and almost cut my head off!” he answered.

"Hey!" Steve ran to them. "I know where to find them." 

"Good, let's go," said Jake.

"Who is he talking to?" asked Lissa.

"The gh-" Ben paused. "Captain America's spirit."

"Oh..." Lissa recoiled. "And I thought the breakup hit me the hardest."

They raced up as Steve led them further into the tunnel. They turned left and right until they heard the dean’s voice. 

“Mupaddû et,emmu! Qurrubu Pazuzu!” chanted Mrs. Choke.

A circular room appeared and was lit up by hanging braziers. Four alcoves had statues of chimeras; one of a leech covered in spikes, a goat-headed woman with a fish tail, a skeleton with bull horns, and a snake with fifteen eyes. Andrea was at the center, tied up to an altar. The dean was next to her with a dagger. Jake and Steve sprinted toward them, but a ring of fire and runes blazed up around. The lines of flames shaped into a fiery pentagram. 

“Lemme guess, you’re the one behind the bat curse?!” questioned Lissa.

The dean shook her head. “I would never do anything against myself. It’s probably one of the parents of a student I killed.” 

Jake ground his teeth. “Why? Why my mother?!” 

Mrs. Choke smiled. “She was my best friend, I had to prove to Mephisto how much I wanted his power…” She shrugged. “You should be proud, at least your mother helped a greater cause… Me,” she declared with a laugh.

The young man pressed his nails against his palms. His hands trembled as electricity and translucent rays enveloped them. Dust gravitated off the ground with small rocks underneath him.

“Well, I’ve wasted enough time.” The dean rose her blade above Andrea’s chest. “Pater autem mendacium!” 

“Andrea!” screamed Lissa.

“Tolle animam eius!”

Jake drew back his hands. “STOP!” 

He extended his arms at the dean and an invisible wave unleashed all over the room. The flames fluttered and their blazes glided to the goat statue. Its eyes lit up and burned as the pyre consumed the creature and melted off the stone. Two curtains of fire unwrapped on a horned woman with bones for wings, Jezebel.

“That’s hot,” she said.

The succubus stepped down her pedestal and strutted toward Mrs. Choke.

“Wha- what’s happening?!” asked the dean.

“You sacrificed your soul to me,” hissed Jezebel. “I’m surprised, is it a gift for me?”

The dean flinched. “I didn’t! I was about to sacrifice her!” She pointed at Andrea. “But then that boy blew the whole room!”

Jezebel looked at Jake. “Oooh.” She leered. “He sabotaged your spell, poor girl.” 

Mrs. Choke let go of her dagger. “He did what?!” 

“Don’t worry.” The succubus approached. “We’ll have a lot of fun in hell.”

“You- you can’t!” The dean shivered. “I’m your friend!”

The demoness gripped her by the throat. “And here’s a kiss to honor our friendship.”

Jezebel pulled Mrs. Choke close to her and forced her lips onto hers. The dean’s skin reddened as she wrestled the embrace. Her chest illuminated from the inside which lit up the silhouette of her rib cage through her dress. The fiery pentagram shrunk against them and wrapped around the two women into boas of flames. The dean’s bloodshot eyes went up in blazes as her skeleton flashed through her skin. Her muffled screams erupted louder as rings of fire surrounded them until they snuffed out with it. The pentagram disappeared with it and only ashes remained. A mark of cinder shaped like a face in agony was left where the dean once stood. 

Lissa rushed to Andrea and untied the ropes around her. They hugged each other, but the former vaulted behind the altar.

“It’s back! That thing’s back!” Lissa gestured at the entry of the room.

Large clawed hands protruded out of the tunnel as the witch crawled in. The whole group took a stance against her. The creature observed the room and judged each of them, it did not move.

“What’s happening?” wondered Jake.

Bo Peep looked at the others. “Imelda doesn’t want to attack the one who struck her deal,” he said. “Is that right, Andrea?”

Andrea jerked back. “Huh?” 

“Are you out of your mind?!” Lissa stepped in front of her friend. “She would never do that.”

“Then why Imelda didn’t attack us only when Andrea was here?” questioned Bo Peep.

Lissa glared at him. “It’s not her! It could be him too!” She pointed at Gerardo.

Gerardo walked back. “Hey!”

“No, spells need a trigger,” countered Jake. “I and Bo were with Gerardo when the bat curse started, and he was doing nothing.”

“But Andrea, she was writing in her book,” added Bo Peep.

Lissa shook her head. “That’s insane!”

“Gerardo, your son used to be a student here, right?” asked Ben.

The motel manager scratched his hair. “I- I… I don’t know.”

“Lissa, you went here because of a bullied student named Frank.” Ben paused. “What was his last name?” 

The blonde crossed her arms. “Timly, Frank Timly.”

Gerardo stumbled. “That’s… That’s my last name.”

Ben sighed. “Gerardo has a birthmark on his neck that looks like a lipstick mark, who’s the only person here who always her neck?”

Lissa eyed her friend. “Andrea.”

Andrea sprung away from the altar. “Lissa c’mon! You know it’s not me.”

“It’s thirty-two degrees, why are you wearing a sweater?” inquired Lissa. “What are you hiding?!”

Andrea took a deep breath and pulled down her collar, a smudged lipstick mark appeared on her neck.

Gerardo gawked at her. “You’re… you’re my daughter?”

“And you’re Freaky Franky’s sister?” asked Lissa.

Andrea shot daggers at her. “His name was FRANK!” She teared up. “None of them cared. They either bullied or ignored him! I was too much of a coward to do anything… He was all alone, he was desperate!” Her eyes wandered down. “So he did the only thing left to do…” She dropped her book. “I found him in the desert with an empty bottle of sleeping pills.”

“No, no… No.” Gerardo forced a smile. “Franky’s still alive, I left him at the motel. He’s still alive!”

Ben grabbed his left hand. “Mr. Timly, I’m sorry.”

Gerardo cried. “No, NO!” 

The father collapsed on the ground and wept.

“You see, they don’t care about how much they hurt.” Andrea clenched her fists. “So I cursed the university to make them suffer, just like they made my brother suffer!”

Suddenly, Imelda growled and lunged at Gerardo. Andrea picked up her book and sprinted between them. Steve sprinted forward while the runes around him glowed. He balled his hands and ground his teeth before he tackled the vampire witch to the ground. Steve groaned as symbols etched on his ghostly body and burned him.

"Cap, stop!" urged Jake.

"Don't worry!" Steve grunted. "I- I'm fine!"

"What's happening?" asked Ben.

"The magic's down here, it's... it's killing Cap," replied Jake.

“Andrea, that thing doesn’t care either!” Lissa shouted. “It’s gonna kill innocent people!” She touched her friend’s diary. “We need to get rid of your book.”

“You can’t.” Andrea gazed at Lissa. “I’ve already sacrificed my soul to put the spell on my book. It can’t be burn or destroyed... You need to get rid of me.” 

Lissa’s eyes watered. “What?” She looked at Jake. “There has to be another way!”

“We don’t have time.” Andrea opened her book and read it. “Önd frels, seiðr vera farinn at.”

The vampire witch squeaked and squealed. Smoke came out of her as her skin liquefied. Her whole body melted into black goo and dissolved under her cloak. Steve collapsed on the ground and panted. The vapors left the witch's remains and increased into a mist. Icy breaths started to leave everyone while the fog floated to the skeleton statue. Its eyes glowed blue as it froze, it next shattered and revealed an undead cowboy underneath.

“Well, that’s too bad, I missed my sister.” Greylight noticed Jake and Ben. “Jake and Bo, it’s a small world, isn’t it?”

Gerardo stood up. “You’re here for my daughter’s soul, right?”

“I hate playin’ the vulture, but that would be me,” replied the ghoul.

“Take my soul instead then!” pleaded the father.

Greylight watched the father and his daughter.

“Before that, I got something else to do.” He pulled up his revolver and shot at Steve.

Icy chains slithered out of the bullet and coiled around Steve.

"Sorry man, no time to play fair," said Greylight before he aimed at Andrea. “Sorry, little girl, there's only lead in this one.”

“Please, I’m begging you!” Gerardo walked in front of her.

Greylight sighed. “Congrats. You’ve won.” 

The cowboy lowered his weapon and lit up his cigar.

Gerardo cried. “Thank you! Tha-”

Greylight puffed a cloud of cold at the father and his daughter. Both of them got engulfed and their bodies froze. Once the cloud disappeared, Gerardo and Andrea had become ice statues.

“No…” mumbled Lissa. “What have you done?!”

“I froze them both, it should be enough for him.” Greylight chuckled. “I hate separating families.”

“You monster!” Lissa charged at him.

Greylight rose his gun against her. “Don’t get any closer.” He spat down his cigar. “I don’t like shooting women, but my finger slips from time to time.” Greylight looked at Jake. “You want to free them? Find me and kill me.” 

The smoke from the cowboy’s cigar went up until it surrounded Greylight and he disappeared. At the same time, the chains melted off Steve.

"Damn it!" he cursed.

Lissa stooped and observed her petrified friend. “Andrea…”

Greylight’s cigar burned out into another fog that encircled the group. When the cloud dissipated, they were back on the campus ground. The sky cleared on a sunset while bats turned to ashes. Some of the students lied down as skeletal corpses, while others gazed at the dead bodies.

Jake walked toward Lissa. “I’m sorry.”

The young woman clawed at the grass. “Jake, you’re one of the last people I wanna see right now, go away.”

“I understand.” Jake strolled away.

Ben came to him. “She’s sad, she’s not angry at you.”

“She is…” Jake kicked a rock. “The only thing I’m good at is being an asshole.”

“That’s not true.” Bo Peep paused. “You’re nice to me.”

Jake huffed. “It’s different with you.”

“Everyone’s different, you just have to find how it works with each person and go from there,” replied Ben. “I’m sure you can be nice to other people too, with your own unique ways.”

Jake smiled a bit. “Thanks.” He glanced at Ben. “How about you? You’re not smiling as much as the usual.”

Bo Peep exhaled. “Yeah… I- I don’t really know.” His eyes gazed at Jake. “Should I feel happy that I helped to save these people?”

“I mean.” The young man rubbed his neck. “Yeah, I guess.” 

“But they’re not good people.” Ben frowned. “They’ve pushed a guy to kill himself, they make fun of a woman who died in the desert… I don’t feel happy about saving these people.” 

“I’m with you on that.” Jake dug his hands in his pockets. “Honestly, I don’t like thinking about real people, it just gives headaches.”

Ben looked down. “I guess… I guess it would be better if we stopped talking about this.”

“Hey.” Jake put his left hand on Ben’s left shoulder. “Don’ let these assholes ruin your mood.” 

Jake grabbed his phone and checked it. Then, he turned and showed his screen to Bo Peep. There was on it the drawing of a gingerbread man with a short sword.

“Look, it’s a ninjabread man, he throws cookies at people.” 

Ben grinned a bit while Jake scrolled through his pictures until he found the one he took of his mother. He observed it and his eyes then widened.

“Wait.” He furrowed his brows. “My Mom was still around when I was a kid.” 

“Oh, she got pregnant here?” asked Bo Peep.

“No!” shouted Jake. “We lived in Nevada back then… I was just a kid, but I’m sure she never traveled.”

“But- How would she do that if she got sacrificed before?” wondered Ben.

“I think…” Jake paused. “I think my Mom survived.”

“Jake,” Lissa called them. “You can save Andrea?”

The young man turned to her. “I… All I know is that someone in Phoenix could help.”

Lissa took a quick breath. “I want to go with you.”

“What?” Jake grimaced.

“Wow, welcome to the club!” Bo Peep shook her hand.

“Bo, I don’t kn-.”

Lissa put credit cards out of her dress. 

Jake groaned. “Fine, you can come.”

Ben clapped his hands. “Yes! More people!”

“I bet it feels good to have another girl to talk to,” said Lissa.

“Oh, I’m a guy actually,” he replied.

Lissa rose an eyebrow. “Really? I would’ve never guessed.”

Ben grinned “Thanks.”

Jake rolled his eyes as they arrived in front of the RV. Meanwhile, Steve dragged his feet against the ground.

"You're okay, Steve?" asked Jake.

"Yeah... Everything's okay..." muttered Steve.

“Ta-da, here’s the Sodomobile!” announced Bo Peep.

Lissa cringed. “The what?”

Jake rubbed his neck. “He meant the Sodamobile.”

Ben pouted. “No, I meant Sodomobile, as in sodom-”

Jake put his left hand over Bo Peep’s mouth.

“He’s joking, he loves making jokes.”

Jake nudged Ben inside the vehicle. Meanwhile, a murder of crows observed them from the campus clock tower.

Chapter 11: Fungi from Yuggoth

Chapter Text

Slaughter her! ” shouted a deep voice from Jake's console. 

The young man pressed buttons while a blue ninja with fans fought another woman in pink on his handheld screen. The pink ninja used her razor-sharp teeth to swallow her opponent and spit out her bones.

Steve grimaced and asked, “You don’t have games with less guts?”

Jake glanced away from his console and glared at the front seat. Lissa was driving and chatting with Ben. The latter now wore white gloves and bows of the same tint.

“And suddenly Adelio shot his aunt,” said Bo Peep.

Lissa gasped. “She died?!”

Ben shook his head. “Almost, but then Maximiliano showed up and told Pedro that he would heal Alma if he canceled his wedding with Maria José.”

“No way!” screamed Lissa.

Jake rolled his eyes and groaned. Lissa and Ben babbled together until Lissa stopped the vehicle. In front of them, amidst the night sky, towered a dome of mist with small colored squares illuminating every minute. They stepped out of the car and observed the phenomenon.

“How many force fields are there in Arizona?” wondered Lissa.

She strolled to the left while Ben walked toward Jake.

“Hey!” Bo Peep grinned.

Jake turned away. “Hey.” 

Ben’s smile faded. “Are you angry at me?”

“No.” Jake stomped away.

Steve huffed and phased his left hand through Jake’s head.

The quartet headed in front of the dome when they heard a sound similar to a whip crack. All of a sudden, a lizard-like tongue came out of the fog and coiled around Lissa, Ben, and Jake. It yanked them through the field and lifted in the air, up in the moonless sky. From this level, various flares could be seen across the town. There was a lake at its center with a titanic jellyfish infesting it. The middle point of its membrane towered up to the sky while the rest dangle down. An icy light glimmered under the fleshy sheet They got dragged in front of a wrecked candy store, lollipops and cotton candy laid on shattered glass. Its owner crawled out of the smashed facade and screeched. It was a twelve-foot-tall pallid woman, her amber eyes glowed under her long white hair. Her long, thin fingers spread on both sides as blood dripped from them.

“What the hell is that thing?!” shouted Lissa.

 “Oh my God.” Jake's mouth dropped agape. “It’s- it’s the Hag!”

“The what?” she questioned.

“It’s a super zombie from a video game,” he replied. “That’s awesome!”

Lissa looked daggers at him. “Awesome?! It’s gonna eat us!”

The hag stretched her mouth and slit open her cheeks as she retracted her tongue. A whizz resonated as a light flashed to their right. The fireball darted closer to them and crashed against the monster. It blew up into a blue mush and bits of flesh while the quartet dropped down on the grass. 

Lissa and Jake grimaced as they slapped slimy bits off them.

“Ach.” Bo Peep grinned at Jake. “Your state sure loves zombies.”

From the same direction, a nearby bush rustled and branches snap when a Herculean physique appeared. Two heavy boots trod toward them with all their might. Above the soldier's footwears loomed a military armor on a kaki bodysuit tight against massive biceps, beefy pectorals, a ten-pack, tough thighs, and a massive package. The shield-clad specimen removed his helmet and shook out a blonde buzz cut. Jake's eyes twinkled as he contemplated the Adonis’s sweat-drenched forehead and blue eyes. The latter carried a rocket launcher on his left shoulder, which had a double-edged axe on its other end.

Steve raced to them. “Hey, you three are oka-” He gawked at the other soldier. “Who the heck is that guy?”

“Who the fuck is that guy?” questioned Lissa.

Jake beamed. “It’s Rod. Peter. Gherkin!”

Steve raised an eyebrow. “Huh?”

“I am the last thing demons see before I blow up their damned asses,” answered Rod with a guttural tone.

“Who?” asked Lissa.

“He’s from this game Madness in Murderworld,” added Jake. “He’s a former marine whose family got killed by the Norse God of War, so the Sledkom hired him to fight demons summoned by a Viking entity.”

Lissa and Ben stared at him.

“Yeah.” Lissa shrugged. “Makes total sense.”

“Who are you?!” Rod grabbed and lifted him by the collar. “Are you one of these shapeshifting succubuses sent to torture me?!?”

Jake trembled. “No, no! I’ve played all the games you were in and-”

“Oh.” Rod let him go and frowned. “You’re a… gamer.”

Steve put his hands on his waist. “Is that the kind of people you’re looking up to? He’s a madman.”

Lissa rose an eyebrow. “Wait, how are you aware of being a video game character?”

“I’ve been in so many crossover games,” the soldier replied. “It just made sense about why I kept hearing ‘Player one has picked their Fighter’.”

The blonde girl wandered her gaze around. “I’m just gonna not question it and take a hot bath once all of this is done.”

“Hello Mr. Gherkin, could you tell us what’s going on?” asked Ben.

“Finally, some useful shit to talk about.” Rod sighed. “The area is a town named Fountainhills, it has been taken over by the Entity of Sin. This cosmic abomination had unleashed video game characters all over the town.” He made a wide gesture. “The only way to defeat that otherworldly fucker is to destroy the four artifacts spread across Fountainhills before daylight.”

“And what happens if we don’t do it before the deadline?” wondered Lissa.

“Then the force field will disappear,” answered a sultry voice. 

A horned woman ambled on the roof of the candy store.

“And my monsters will be free to invade the world,” said Jezebel. “Isn’t it sad, I wil-”

Rod shot a rocket at her and blew her into pieces. 

Jake jumped back. “Holy! You just killed a demon boss!”

Rod put sunglasses on.

“Go suck cocks in hell, Stygian siren,” he said.

Ashes levitated and gravitated above the store. Then, they whirled and set ablaze into a twister of fire. Soon, it gathered into a fiery horned body and regenerated as Jezebel.

“Wow, that stung a bit,” mocked the demoness. “Nice try, slaves, but you can’t kill the starring role.” She leered. “I was about to give you more hints out of pity, but oh well. Guess I’ll let you play along and watch.”

The succubus laughed and walked away.

Rod blew her up again.

“Let’s go before she comes back to life,” he ordered.

They darted away through the streets and followed Rod. Steve shook his head before he ran after them. They arrived in front of marble columns with gates. Its entrance had pickets shaped into vines while others above them spelled Redroot Botanical Garden

“This is where the first artifact is,” declared the soldier. “Stay close to me if you wanna survive.” 

Steve did not stay close to him.

Rod pushed the gates open which produced a grind throughout the area. Despite the lack of wind, the sound seemed to have startled the plants. Flowers like fairy duster, scorpion weed, or gravel ghost moved on their own. Chollas and other cactuses turned their spines at them while the bitter scent of lemons pricked their noses. The soldier and his group pussyfooted between the strange forest whose colors hypnotized and hid creatures, even the smallest insects. Jake and the others snuck under long steel arches. Each structure was linked to another by a series of bars spaced enough for an arm to come through each gap. 

A growl sounded from a tree to the left and Rod stopped in his tracks. 

“Shh.” He fixed on Jake and the others. “They’re here.”

Shrubs crooked as a myriad of crimson spheres glowed in the night. Scores of parabolic bodies sprinted out of the greenery. Multiple wart-like eyes on their fleshy cap oozed blood-tinted juice out of their ivory skin. They squealed like swine and pounced at the arches. Their arms squeezed between the bars and swung inside. 

“Peckiis!” shouted Jake. “They’re mutated mushrooms, the only way to kill them is to aim for the head!”

The soldier slashed his axe at their skulls while Bo Peep gouged their eyes with his crook, and Lissa did it with the heel of a stiletto. Meanwhile, Steve threw creatures away on the other side of the arches. Scarlet fluids squirted everywhere while more Peckiis swarmed at them and blocked the other way. They congregated onto Rod while others seized his arms by the sides. The mushroom abominations overran the arches and surrounded them. Jake dodged the claws as much as he could. His hands trembled as blurry electrical energy enveloped them. 

“My powers don’t work on them,” said Ben as his eyes turned from purple to brown. 

Memories of Jezebel, Greylight, and Blackheart came back to Jake. He clenched his fists while more and more monsters were amassed into a horde. His hands spread open and released a shockwave. Rod and the mushroom mutants became motionless as their bodies convulsed into pixels.

“Huh?” Jake flinched. “I… glitched them?”

The young man observed Rod and touched his back, which returned the latter to normal.

“Argh!” He peeped around. “I had one of those cinematic flashbacks again?!”

“Um, it’s complicated,” answered Jake. “Honestly, I don’t know h-”

Lissa nudged him away. “Just nuke ‘em first and we’ll chat next.”

Rod aimed his weapon forward. “Now you’re speaking my language.”

The former marine shot a rocket at the mob and blasted it. Jake admired Rod until Lissa nudged him. 

Steve glanced down at his shield and mumbled, “I could’ve done the same thing with more time.”

They then raced between the rest of the petrified creatures and got into the presence of a dry fountain with a princess toy that levitated at its top. 

First artifact, first artifact, first artifact, ” chanted an ethereal choir.

“It’s the first artifact,” noted Rod.

“Really?” scoffed Lissa. “I wonder why gave it away.”

She shook her head while the soldier climbed the fountain. All of a sudden, the ground trembled.

“DON’T TOUCH THIS!” screamed a disembodied voice.

Giant vines burst out of the ground and one of them gripped Rod and hurled him away. Like some multi-headed serpent, the living plant spread its tentacles across the botanical garden. It possessed a human head with a Venus flytrap-like mouth. The plant squeezed one of its vines around the princess and handed it to bigger Peckii. The massive beast of fungus and muscles leaped past them and rolled down a slope. Rod scanned the place and spotted a two-seater tourist cart to his left. 

“I’ll handle this,” said the soldier as he got inside the cart.

Jake hopped inside the vehicle just before Rod drove on, while Steve, Lissa, and Ben stayed behind. The cart chased the simian Peckii to the nearby mini-golf. They rode past fake volcanoes, trains, and castles. Jake panted as he struggled to gather the power between his palms. A small ball of energy grew between his hands that he threw at the burly Peckii, but it dodged it. The former marine discharged rockets at the monster, but it evaded them too. 

“Hey kid, shoot on the count of three,” ordered Rod.

Jake nodded. “Alright.”

“Three!” he yelled.

Jake propelled a blast of energy, which the creature vaulted away from. Whereas, the soldier shot a rocket at the bottom of a nearby tower. It fell and crashed on the creature who burst into pieces with the princess. A cyan smoke left the statue and evaporated.

“Wow!” Jake's shoulders dropped. “That was epic!”

They both stepped out of the cart while Steve, Ben, and Lissa ran in covered in slime. Lissa had grass on her teeth, Steve’s shield was splattered with green blood, and intestines of the same color were coiled around Ben’s left shoulder and right hip.

“Jake, you’re okay?” asked Ben.

Jake turned to the soldier. “Rod just killed that giant Peckii!”

“And we almost got fucked by a giant ficus, but we don’t yell about it,” said Lissa.

Jake handwaved. “You guys were fine, you had Cap with you.”

“He’s right,” Ben told Lissa. “Let’s just move on.”

Jake followed the former marine who walked away. Whereas, Ben sighed and gazed at them in the distance.

Lissa tapped his right arm and said, “Don’t pay attention to him.”

They joined Jake and the soldier and they snuck down a hill. Dark clouds and a thick fog appeared on the streets. Soon, their whole view was taken over by the mist. Distorted children’s voices sang lullabies while elderly ones moaned in agony. Twisted silhouettes manifested one by one around them. A gust of wind blew even more fog and blinded them. Once it was done, their weapons and Steve had disappeared.

“Cap?” called Jake.

“Where’s my axe?!” shouted the empty-handed soldier.

“They took it.” Jake gestured at the things in the mist. “They’re the Residents, their game doesn’t you allow to fight them.”

“So what are we supposed to do?” asked Lissa.

Rod pointed at an elementary school. “Here!”

The silhouettes got closer to them and they took a run for it. Jake split up from the others to go after the soldier. The young man’s eyes observed all of Rod’s movements. However, he did not notice a creature to his left. A long eyeless face contorted in front of him and screeched.

“Jake!” shouted Bo Peep.

Ben charged and pushed the young man out of the way. The blind creature spurt tentacles out its eye sockets and coiled them around Ben, before it dragged him deep into the fog.

“Ben!” screamed Jake.

Rod yanked Jake. “It’s too late for him, let’s go!”

Jake wrestled Rod’s strong grip, but he got pulled inside the school. The former marine slammed the doors of the building shut. Whereas, Jake leaned against a wall and gasped for air.

“It’s your fault!” Lissa glared at him. “If you weren’t eye-fucking Rod Schlong Wiener this whole time, Ben wouldn’t have had to save your ass and get taken by them!” 

The former marine separated them. “Don’t fight.”

Jake crouched. “No, she’s right. It’s my fault.” He rested his head against his knees. “I was angry at him and I ignored him, and… and now he’s…”

“C’mon kid.” Rod patted his head. “I’ve lost comrades too. They wouldn’t want us to give up. Let’s do it for them.”

The young man bobbed his head and stood up. They crept deeper into the dim-lit school whose old lamps flickered into a buzz close to the sound of nails rasping until they bled. Dirty sheets of paper and dusty pens lied on the tiles. Shattered windows let some breezes of wind penetrate and move lockers on their own. 

“Where’s the artifact?” whispered Lissa. “This school’s a labyrinth.”

“We’re in a horror game called no Mercy.” Jake put out his phone. “The only way to find the right way is to take pictures.”

The young man used his phone and flashed the hallways. One of the pictures showed a pentagram in the middle path. Jake waved to the others and they went this way. 

Aaaarrrgggghhhh…

“What was that?!” asked Lissa.

Jake widened his eyes. “Oh, shit…”

Chapter 12: Monster in my Cellar

Chapter Text

Metal scraping against the ground echoed through the school as a skinny pale girl covered in bruises limped by. Her wet hair dripped water on her tattered student uniform. Colorless eyes stared at them from her head rotated at ninety degrees to the side. She dragged a sewer pipe in her left hand and held it tighter when she spotted them.

“It’s Hisako.” Jake shivered. “She can’t be beaten.”

“Not against my fists”, said the former marine.

Rod stomped toward Hisako, but she just grinned. Insane laughter came out of her and made the whole place quaked. The soldier gripped his head and covered his ears. The undead girl then snapped her neck and propelled him into a classroom. Jake clenched his fists and released a wave of energy at her, but a giant image of a bodiless smile flashed in front of them. The picture vanished and Hisako started to writhe and choke as water drops levitated out of her. Her arms and legs mangled while her bones crunched. 

“What’s happenin’?” wondered Lissa.

“I used my powers on her and…” Jake shook his head. “Shit, the game she’s from punishes cheating. And I think it saw my powers as cheating.”

“Okay.” Rod shuffled in and coughed. “Let’s run.” 

The trio darted while Jake took pictures with his phone as fast he could. Behind them, Hisako hovered above the ground and screeched. Books flew out of the lockers in her proximity while lights tore out of the ceilings. A table burst out of a wall and was flung at them. The soldier pushed Jake and Lissa out of the way while he punched the piece of furniture. Hisako shrieked and sinks crashed out the restrooms. Jake ducked as a sink flew just past his left ear while Rod headbutted another. The hallways started to flood with water and forced them to wade through. Veiny arms emerged out of the water and clawed at them. They turned to the right while Jake panted and took one more picture of the floor, a pentagram glowed in front of the principal office.

“Here!” Jake pointed at the room.

Rod busted the door open and they jumped into the room. Jake opened a closet and found a porcelain doll inside. More arms grabbed at Jake, but Rod kicked them away. Hisako arrived and her smile shifted into a grimace of anger. She wailed and charged at the young man. Jake picked up the doll and smashed it on the floor. 

“LEAVE ME ALONE!” screamed the same disembodied voice.

The ghost froze and trembled as rays of light came out of orifices before it fissured her and she disappeared into smithereens.

“Aaargh!” groaned a silvery voice from outside.

“There’s another one?!”

Rod cracked his knuckles. “Time for round two.”

The soldier ran out of the school and the young people joined him. The fog had disappeared with the Residents. Instead, Steve and Ben were here with the latter carrying his crook, Lissa’s purse, and Rod’s rocket launcher.

“Hi!” Bo Peep groaned. “I need a little help.”

“Ben!” Jake smiled and ran to him. “I thought they killed you.”

“What happened?” wondered Lissa.

“Ach, that was weird.” Ben made a broad gesture. “That thing ate me, but it was like a bag inside, kind of comfy honestly. And then I think Cap punched a hole through them.”

“I could swear that I heard other people inside these things,” said Steve. “But they’ve disappeared before I could free more of them.”

Jake recoiled. “You think these things are other people?”

“No idea.” Bo Peep nodded. “All I know is that I got this.”

Ben showed a black heart with eyes and fingers growing out of it.

Jake grimaced. “The hell?! Why would you keep it?”

“It’s very tough.” Ben poked it. “It could be useful later.”

Rod tapped Jake’s back and said, “Good job, kid.” He picked up his rocket launcher. “Ah, it’s good to have my FAG back.”

Lissa tilted her head. “Your what?”

“FAG, Fucking Axe Gun,” explained Rod.

They headed away a little while Lissa and Bo chatted.

“Jake, I know ripping and tearing everything seems fun, and it is.” The soldier bent one knee. “But I would give up all of this just to have my family again, or even my comrades…” Rod glanced away. “I miss the good old days where our sweaty bulging biceps would touch each other as we shot down demons.” Rod stared back at Jake. “Us men, we forget to open to each other, and then it’s too late. I want you to go back to your friend; hold his hand tight, lock eyes with him, put your forehead against his, and tell him how much he matters to you as real men do.”

Jake nodded. “Alright.” He stepped back before he lolled his head. “Wait, how did you know that Ben was a guy?”

“I smelled his soul,” replied Rod.

Suddenly, a seism fissured the ground with blue veins, it came from the lake. Everyone joined back together and tried to keep their balance.

“I DON’T WANT TO WAKE UP! LET ME DREAM!” screamed the same bodiless voice.

“It’s the Entity! Daylight’s coming!” Rod gestured at the giant jellyfish in the sky. “We have to split up to get the last two artifacts.” 

“I’m going with Ben and Cap,” said Jake.

Rod glanced to a signpost. “The closest is in the art gallery. May the forces of evil be confused on your way.” 

Jake smiled at the soldier before he departed with Bo Peep. They followed the signs until their path was blocked by a wall of ice. An aflame firetruck rammed through it while Ben and Jake hid behind a car. Two brawny ninjas fought on top of the fire station, one clad in yellow and the other in blue. Deeper in the streets, more fighters could be spotted. The trio snuck behind an inn and scanned the environment. A rush of wind sounded as a V-shaped plane lit up in the sky with a cluster of orange lights. The flying object passed over them until it disappeared south over the horizon.

“You know what this kite in the sky is?” wondered Ben.

Jake shook his head. “Ultimate destruction? Mutant Apocalypse? No idea.”

“The last time I saw somethin’ like that, a talking raccoon was drivin’ it,” said Steve.

The light trails left by the spaceship vanished while they crawled behind a bench.

“I’m surprised you chose me over Rod,” whispered Bo Peep.

“Why? I like spending time with you,” replied the young man.

Steve gave a thumb up to Jake while Ben kicked a window open. Then, they jumped down into a cellar.

“Well, I thought you were angry at me,” said Ben.

Jake pursed his lips. “I was...  Honestly, I love distracting myself too, that’s why I love video games.” He climbed a stairway. “So when I saw that video game characters took over the town, it felt like I was escaping from reality,” explained the young man. “But another part of me was angry ‘cause you talked less to me.”

“I understand.” Bo Peep paused. “But I enjoy talking to Lissa too… Maybe you talk with us if you two fixed your issues?”

Steve elbowed a door open while they chatted.

“Maybe… Anyway, I’m sorry for how I acted,” said Jake as he opened the door. 

“And I promise to talk more to you,” Ben assured with a grin.

Jake smiled before he gestured at a building named Colonel Rand’s Gallery. A temple-like structure dominated with a path lined with metallic shapes. A shadow moved from behind one of them before a woman with a blonde bun popped out.

“Have you seen my daughter?!” she questioned. “She’s your age and-”

Without warning, a cloaked woman with butterfly wings snatched the woman and carried her inside the art gallery. The trio rushed inside where they found various artworks with some human-sized cocoons glued next to them. Feminine screams guided them between the pistachio walls until they came by a PVC railing. On the other side could be spotted a bust whose amulet emitted a lapis aura. Before it was built an amphitheater-like room with a shimmering barrier around it. Jake observed the place and noticed a plasma tv screen to their left, which showed a dragon with Waiting for Player One under it. On the other side, another screen turned on as the butterfly woman materialized out of a puddle of mucus.

Jake touched the shimmering field and his name glitched on the screen on their side. He then pulled away and his name disappeared.

“Only one of us can go through the field,” said Jake.

“I should do it,” said Steve.

Captain America walked through the shield and the screen displayed No Living Player Detected

“Oh, for pity’s sake,” groaned Steve.

“What’s happening?” asked Ben.

“The game doesn’t seem to detect Cap,” replied Jake.

Ben adjusted his white bow. “I’ll do it.”

“Be careful,” Jake told him.

Ben smiled at him before he jumped downstairs and landed on his left palm and knees. The screen on their side changed and show fiery words that spelled Bo Peep with three hearts. Meanwhile, the insect woman tore away her cloak and revealed a yellow scarab shell skin. Her screen buzzed and showed Mourning Prey with three bug symbols.

“This one will inflict you pain,” she said. 

She arched her back to gargle mucus. Meanwhile, Bo Peep stood up and rubbed down his dress soaked with blue mushroom fluids. Suddenly, her belly ripped wide open as cobalt liquid bled out of her. A green stream shot out of nowhere and poured into her wound. The insect woman moaned as her upper body smoked and melted into the bubbly pool of acid inside her. Her legs trembled while her head dropped into her groin, which liquefied too. Whereas, the tv screen on her side glitched until it showed Komoder. Mourning Prey collapsed while a translucent figure loomed over her corpse. Hues and shades slithered on it before they formed themselves into a ninja with an armor of scales. It had two reptilian eyes while the human skin on its lower face had been ripped off and hung loose next to a lime lizard maw. 

“Oh fuck,” swore Jake.

Ben flinched. “What’s going on?” 

“Komoder’s a secret boss from Lethal Foes, he’s the hardest guy to beat!”

The reptile inhaled and recoiled.

“And he spits acid.”

Komoder spit acid at Ben, who rolled behind a vase display. The ceramic melted while the lizard man coughed.

Jake slammed his fists on the railing. “His acid’s on cooldown, you can attack him now!”

Bo Peep nodded and threw the remains of the vase at Komoder. The ninja ducked under it while Ben sprung at him with the end of his staff. The reptilian leaped above it, but Ben hit his crook like a pole to vault at his level. He then pivoted his staff around and spun a helicopter kick at Komoder’s jaw. The reptile unclasped his hands and stout claws peeled the skin of his fingers. He then sprinted, bent his left knee, and slid his other leg at Ben. The latter stepped to the side and slammed his hook at Komoder. The lizard man bent back as slipped by before he slashed at Ben’s right thigh and arm. Ben protected himself with his staff, but Komoder elbowed the stick with him against a wall.

“The cooldown’s over, run!” shouted Jake.

Komoder leaned his neck backward and puffed out his chest. Bo Peep grabbed the black heart in his pocket and threw it right into Komoder’s mouth. Ben then pulled a large chimpanzee painting and hurled its bronze frame at Komoder before he side kicked it at the speed of lightning. Next, he somersaulted with outstretched legs and slammed the left one on the painting, which stomped Komoder down with it. The reptilian seized Bo Peep by the right ankle and coiled his legs around Ben’s knees. Then, Komoder rolled and flipped Ben down to the side as he tackled Ben down. 

Jake glanced at the screen and noticed a flickering button. He raced to it and pressed the button as the screen displayed Summon! in fiery letters. Steve was yanked through the force field while cyan energy brought him back to life. He then sprinted and kicked Komoder away from Ben.

“You’re the real Captain America?!” wondered Ben with wide eyes.

Steve looked at himself and felt his body. “Th- that would be me.”

“Do you allow me to fight with you?” asked Ben. “It would be awesome.”

“Yeah, sure.” Steve glared at Komoder. “Let’s do it.”

The lizard man snarled as he grew one more pair of arms. 

“Stay behind me,” ordered Steve.

Captain America charged at Komoder, but the latter leaped over him and landed right in front of Ben. Bo Peep twirled his staff as Komoder scratched at him. A tail sprouted out of the reptile’s back and whipped at Steve. The reptile swung his arms around as he switched sides between Ben and Steve. Bo Peep sprung back and bounced on a corner of the room as he dropped his crook. Ben jumped over Komoder’s head who pounced on him. Ben called back his staff, which flew against the reptile’s back and tripped him toward Steve. The latter punched Komoder in the jaw and the chest. Komoder recoiled and shot a frog tongue at Steve and who blocked it with his left arm. The tongue wrapped around Steve’s wrist before the latter pulled at it. Komoder tried to walk back, but Steve yanked him and punched him again in the stomach. The reptile kicked Steve away and panted. Steve threw his shield at him while Bo Peep ran and stepped over Captain America’s back. Komoder crouched under the shield as Ben bounced on Steve and brought his staff down on Kodomer’s skull, which knocked him out. 

"I just fought with Captain America, this is amazing" whispered Ben.

“Phew, it’s fun to be alive again,” said Steve with a puffed-out chest.

The force field disappeared and Steve was turned back into a ghost.

Steve drooped his shoulders. “Spoke too soon…”

Ben with Steve then ran toward Jake.

“Where did you learn to fight like that?” asked Jake.

“My mom taught me,” he answered. “Jump down, I’ll catch you.”

Jake nodded and vaulted over the fence, he landed right on Ben and crushed him. They groaned and stood up.

“We should destroy that artifact before he wakes up.” Bo Peep gestured at the talisman.

The three of them sprinted to the other side of the room. All of a sudden, holes crashed into the walls as more ninjas rushed in. The two young men froze a bit before they sped up while Steve charged at them. Ben brandished his crook against the rest while Jake kicked the bust, but it only made the talisman fall into a nearby bush.

“Oh crap!”

“What did you do?” asked Ben.

Jake got on all fours. “I tried to kick the thing, but it fell!”

A woman in pink with piranha teeth lunged at Bo Peep and bit at his staff.

“Umm, Jake?” Ben’s voice wavered.

Jake tapped his hands all over the bush. “Lookin’ for it!”

Ben ducked under a clap of thunder and a steel fan thrown at him.

“Jake!” shouted Steve.

Jake picked up the talisman. “Got it!”

A fiery ninja whipped a bladed chain at them, but Jake hurled the artifact at it. The ninja’s blade harpooned the amulet which shattered. All the fighters in the room got stunned and started to smoke. Then, they burned and got consumed by flames until just their bones were left.

Jake contemplated the skeletons. “Holy! That was awesome!”

Ben gazed at him. “You liked it too?”

“Course! It was epic!” said Jake as he high-fived Ben.

“Back in my day young people preferred burnt marshmallows over burned people,” complained Steve. 

The three of them tiptoed between the charred bodies. One of the cocoons rotted and released the abducted woman. The trio helped her to stand up and they headed out of the art gallery. After this, they ran back to the street where they found Lissa and Rod near the inn.

“Hey,” said Jake as trod to them with Ben. “You okay?”

Lissa’s eyes twinkled. “It was great!”

Rod thousand-yard stared into the void. “It was the most horrible thing I’ve ever lived through.”

Ben lolled his head. “How was it at the mall?”

“Basically, we had to do a lot of fun things like dressing up with Prada, hairstyling, baking…” Lissa made wide gestures. “Oh, there was flirting with some boys but it wasn’t that bad.”

Jake jerked back. “Oh no… Flame On.”

“Flame On, what’s that?” asked Ben.

“It’s a Visual Novel with girly mini-games,” answered Jake.

Rod’s eyes wandered as he muttered, “I’ve slashed my way through legions of abominations and nightmarish creatures, a valley of death and guts…” He paused. “But nothing like that.”

“Not so tough now?” scoffed Steve.

Lissa put her hands on her hips. “We’ve destroyed the four things, isn’t the giant jellyfish supposed to be gone?”

Grumbles sounded as the Entity’s light shone brighter. 

“I WANT TO PLAY! DON’T WAKE ME UP!” screamed the Entity of Sin.

“Most games have a final boss, guess the Entity’s our last thing to deal with,” explained Jake.

The group raced to the lake at the center of Fountainhills. Once there, the jellyfish-like tower quaked. Giant metal poles around it trembled as one of them collapsed and created a path across the lake. They ran on it until they reached the Entity. The latter had electricity and lightning banging from inside its membrane while its rectangular quilted lower body breathed loudly.

Lissa stared at the Entity’s body. “Is it a mattress?”

The cyan beam under the membrane increased in intensity and revealed a small feminine silhouette under it.

Jake eyed at the woman they had rescued and said, “I think… It’s your daughter.”

The mother covered her mouth and trembled.

“Alice! Do you hear me?” she called.

“LEAVE ME ALONE! I WANT TO STAY INSIDE!” screamed Entity-Alice.

Electricity shot out of its membrane and hit the ground. At each clap of thunder, a character appeared; Peckiis, the Residents, lethal foes, and cute boys with animal features. The army of video game creatures growled and charged at them.

Chapter 13: A Man's Best Friend

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A horde of fictional abominations stared at them, except one of the pretty boys who winked at Rod. The latter flinched and grimaced. A crowd of curious people, red eyes, mist monsters, and fighters clad in latex faced them. Steve raised his shield in front of the others while they stepped back.

Lissa stepped back. “What the hell?” 

“I’ll make them wish it was.” Rod loaded his rocket launcher.

The soldier discharged a rain of rockets at the characters who went up in flames. Their ashes slid between the bumps of the Entity’s quilted body and were sucked by its rings of muscle. Then, the meat mattress squirted out and spawned back the video game characters. The soldier lit them up again with his rockets.

“Welcome to Earth, motherfuckers,” taunted the former marine.

The Entity of Sin spawned them back again and Rod blew them up once more.

“You’re spawns of evil and my rockets are OCPs!” said Rod.

The soldier and the Entity battled each other while Alice’s mother, Jake, Ben, and Lissa watched them.

“We need to do something, it’s going on forever!” declared Steve.

“How about your powers?” Bo Peep asked Jake.

Jake looked down at his hands. “I’m trying to, but it’s not working.”

“Perhaps you need a push?” suggested Ben. “I’ve noticed that your powers worked the most when you were angry. Do you want me to help with that?”

Jake nodded. “Go ahead.”

Bo Peep took a quick breath before he put his right hand on the young man’s back. Red energy came out of Jake before it cycled up to his spine. Jake’s eyes turned the same colors as he clenched his fists. Then, he growled and outstretched his arms to release a translucent shock wave. Each video game character convulsed and pixelated as soon as the wave hit them. The Entity of Sin wailed when the energy touched it and the blurry child silhouette inside it became denser. 

“Aaah!” screamed Entity-Alice. “DON’T WAKE ME UP!”

Thunderclaps came out of the cosmic abomination and hit Jake. The young man shielded with his elbows as it the electricity wrapped around him like fingers and pulled him inside the fleshy membrane of the jellyfish.

“Jake!” yelled Ben.

When Jake’s sight cleared, he was surrounded by darkness. The only lights here were from a cyan ghost-like smoke above a bed. A little girl with brown hair slept under the sheets with game consoles with her too. Pixels and electricity came out of her and shifted into four giant misshaped screens. They turned on and showed a patched face composed of a floating eyeball, a distorted nose, and a mouth merging with a part of its neck. 

“You!” Alice’s voice echoed from the screens “You’re ruining everything!”

She looked at Jake and a vortex materialized next to him. It twisted the skin of his left arm and pulled cylindric pixels out of him. Jake ran away and his arm returned to normal.

“I don’t want to wake up! I want to dream and play forever!” shouted Entity-Alice.

“Wait!” Jake showed his palms to her and said, “I know what you mean!”

“You don’t!” she shouted as the ground quaked. “Nobody knows how it feels to hate reality as much as I do!”

The vortex grew bigger as Jake covered himself with his arms.

“Maybe not at the same level, but I know how it feels! How it feels when you spend your days talking to people, living adventures in another world, and then, you wake up surrounded by people who treat you like shit!”

Entity-Alice shivered. “I don’t- I don’t want to wake up! I don’t want to be back in that horrible world!”

“The real world is horrible, but a friend’s told me that even small things enough to forget how horrible it is,” said Jake. 

Entity-Alice shook her head. “I don’t have anything but this world!”

“Yes, you do!” replied Jake. “You have your mother.”

Alice’s face turned more human. “My… Mom?”

“I know it’s hard to open up to your family, but just one moment with them, just one… It’s enough to forget how horrible the real world is,” said Jake.

Entity-Alice shed a tear before she closed her eyes and faded down into her human body. The darkness around them vanished with the vortex while concrete and grass appeared underneath. Moonlight and stars shone on them as the young man dropped on the edge of the lake. 

“Jake!” Ben charged at Jake and tackled him into a hug. “I thought that giant jellyfish killed you!”

“You’re strangling me!” groaned Jake.

Ben bounced up. “Oh, right, sorry.”

Jake stood up. “It’s ok…,” he mumbled. “By the way, I know things started rocky for us.”

Bo Peep rose an eyebrow. “No, it started at a tree, not at a rock.”

“It’s a phrasing,” replied Jake. “Anyway, I know it was kinda weird at first. But after all the stuff that happened…” He rubbed his neck. “Well, I’m starting to see you as… a... a friend.”

Ben smiled and blushed. “Really?”

Jake tapped down his left shoe. “Yeah.”

Ben’s eyes turned yellow with shades of blue as he burst into tears.

“Huh, you okay?” worried Jake.

Ben wiped his tears. “Yea- yeah, it’s just- it’s just that nobody before has ever called me their friend. And… it makes me so happy.”

Jake smirked. “Well, you got a friend now.”

A portal of pixels materialized at the border of the lake and sucked video game characters inside of it. Meanwhile, Steve, Lissa, and Rod walked toward Jake.

“Good job, son,” said Steve with a smile.

Rod looked at the portal and said, “Well, it’s my time to go.”

Jake shook his hand. “Guess we’ll see again when I play your games.”

“I hope your aim’s good, ‘cause I love blowing up these bastards,” replied the soldier.

“Don’t worry,” assured Jake.

Rod headed toward the portal. “And remember, always keep a FAG by your side.”

“Yeah… sure,” said Jake as he glanced at Ben. 

Rod did a military salute to the group that they returned. Then, he stepped inside the warp gate and disappeared. The vortex closed and Alice popped out of its remains. Her mother ran to her and embraced her daughter.

“Oh, Alice!” She kissed her head. “I was so scared for you!”

Alice hugged back her mother. “Mom, I’m so sorry!” She looked at the others. “Is there anythin’ I can do to...”

“I’ve noticed some cameras in town,” noted Jake. “I don’t know about your mayor, but mine thought all that weird shit going on was good for tourism. Maybe you could use the footage?”

Alice grinned and shouted, “I could help!”

“But what about your games?” asked her mother.

“A break once in a while doesn’t hurt.” The little girl winked at Jake.

Jake smiled at her and observed the town. He noticed Lissa slapping the dust out of her dress. The young man inhaled longly and walked to her.

“Hey-”

“We’re not going back together,” she cut him off.

Jake flinched. “It’s not about that.”

“Oh?” Lissa exhaled. “Good, I was worried.”

“So…” He sighed. “I wanted to apologize for breaking up with you by text.”

Lissa crossed her arms. “I accept your apologies. But, could you tell me why you did it the way you did it?”

Jake scratched his hair. “I… I didn’t want to face the consequences of me breaking up with you… I just wanted to escape.”

“I understand.” She chuckled. “Men just seem to run away from me. First, my dad, then my brother, and you.”

“I know it might sound stupid, but it’s not because of you.” Jake put his hands on his waist. “Sure, our relationship wouldn’t have worked out, but I didn’t break up with you by text because of you, it was because I was too afraid of reality.”

Lissa smiled. “You know I lose track of the conversation when Prada, Chanel, or Versace is not quoted every five minutes.”

They laughed together.

“Wow!” Ben rushed to them. “So you two are friends, now?”

“We’re not friends,” corrected Lissa. “It’s just that now I don’t want to puke and stab my eyes out each time I see Jake.”

“Yeah, we’re friends!” Bo Peep hugged them both. “Now, we can do a three-way!”

Lissa recoiled. “A what?”

Jake covered Ben’s mouth and dragged him away.

“He hit his head,” said Jake as he forced a laugh. 

“Someone’s not sulky as he used to be,” said Steve.

The quartet walked through Fountain Hills while its citizens dropped uninjured out of portals, some landed on their cars while others fell face first in fruit cabbages. They headed through the city center and up a hill. Once there, they found the RV still parked in the middle of the road. While Lissa was changing of dress inside the vehicle, Ben stripped outside while Jake made sure the latter did not catch a cold by standing near him.

“I’m sorry that you have to see me naked.” Ben blushed.

“It’s okay.” Jake tried to not glance at him.

“Would it make it less awkward if you got naked too?” asked Bo Peep.

Jake jumped a bit. “No, no, don’t worry.”

“Okay.” Ben removed his wig. “Because I don’t want you to keep your clothes on just because of me.”

“I would rather keep my clothes on,” replied the young man.

Jake turned around once Ben was done. The latter now wore a pink double-breast waistcoat with a lemon tie. There was a white shirt under the vest with rolled-up sleeves. His raven hair was slicked back with a strand of hair that hung loosely at the front.

“I hope it’s not too flashy,” said Ben.

Jake eyed him. “No, you’re fine.”

The two young men ambled at the back seats of the RV. Lissa was at the wheel and had on half-moon sunglasses with a periwinkle crop top, a satin dark blue bolero, and pants. As she drove the vehicle, Jake and Ben played with the gaming console. The radio played theremin music which increased louder and louder.

“Lissa, can you turn off the radio?” asked Jake.

Lissa pressed a button and the theremin stopped. Instead, a man’s whistle replaced it. Lissa fondled the dashboard when the car braked on its own. Winds blew in a circular motion around them and bent bushes. All of a sudden, a beam of light cast on them from the sky. The vehicle trembled as it started to hover above the ground. The passengers looked out of the windows and spotted a triangular object beneath the stars.

“What the fuck is that?!” questioned Lissa.

“Language,” said Steve.

“It’s a spaceship,” replied Jake.

The RV levitated closer to the source of the lights until it was swallowed whole. A white room welcomed them while lasers passed all over the vehicle.

“The three subjects have all mutated life energies,” spoke a robotic voice. “The fourth one is a non-alive person.” The female one meets the required conditions.”

A rectangular ray scanned the car.

“No trace of silver detected, the subjects are safe to communicate with.”

Lines thickened on the walls and one of them opened on a space of dashboards, prismatic computers, and holograms. The quartet shuffled further into the room and noticed transparent cells with plants or canines inside. Rests of red solar panels lied on metal tables. More doors opened and tall, robust individuals came out with round helmets on and grey glimmery robes.

“Greetings earthlings, we’re from Jupiter and its many moons. We are the Jovian Witnesses,” declared the middle one.

Lissa gawked at them. “What in fucking hell…”

“Guess they’re here to share the good news,” said Steve.

The Jovian put out a book. “According to Pasiphae Eight, we shall skip over the formalities and inform you directly of our intents.”

They stared at each other for minutes in complete silence.

“Are you gonna tell us?” wondered Jake.

“Well, according to Kalyke Twenty-Three, we can’t reveal our intents without being asked about it,” said the leader.

They stared at each other for minutes in complete silence.

Jake tilted his head and said, “So… What are your intents?”

“We intend to thank you for freeing our spaceship from the force shield around the area you called Fountain Hills.” The ladder bowed to them.

Ben grinned. “You’re welcome.”

“Yeah, you’re welcome... “ Jake observed the starship. “By the way, could it be possible that you give us a ride to Phoenix?”

The Jovian looked in his book. “Well, according to Eukelade Forty-Seven, being freed from a force field created by a human mutated into a giant jellyfish-like creature only allow us to give you our thankings.”

Jake looked at them in disbelief.

“When we were in the other room,” said Lissa as she stepped up. “Your scanner robot said that I had something you were looking for. What is it?”

The Jovian sighed. “A long time ago, our community separated from the other Jovians. They were interested in cold machines while we preferred the studies of nature.” He looked at a glass cell to the left. “We’ve tried to harness the life forces of many creatures, and canines happened to be the easiest… But, it failed horribly.”

A crouched figure snarled in the corner of the cell. Patches of hair protruded out of the slashes of its suit. It turned its amber shiny eyes at them and showed its hellhound fangs. A wolf-like human monster charged against the glass and clawed at it. Its fur was irregular and bloody as if the beast suffered from scabies. Its chest muscles contorted into various unequal bulges while its hind legs were twisted and bony

“The disease you call lycanthropia started to plague our community.” He closed his eyes. “We tried to contain it, but some of them have managed to escape on Earth.”

Lissa watched the glass cell as her face reflected on it. 

“What that has to do with me?” she asked.

“You have a rare life force,” explained the Jovian. “If we could extract it, it could help us beyond-”

The young woman jerked back. “You want my soul?!”

“Well… I guess you could call it that way,” said the leader with a shrug. “Just know that according to Megaclite Nineteen, a life-force giving shall be rewarded with a free journey in our spaceship.”

“Oh yes, I guess my dead body is gonna have fun singin’ ‘hands up and touch the sky!’” shouted Lissa.

“Wait.” Ben gazed at the two. “You just need an extract from her life force? Would emotional energy be enough?” he inquired.

“Very much so,” responded the Jovian Witness.

Ben aimed his staff at Lissa before purple energy came out of her and was guided by Ben to the Jovians. The leader put out a cybernetic cube which absorbed the energy and lit up with the same tint.

“Phoenix it is?” The leader pushed a lever. 

What appeared to be flames ignited outside while the sight of clouds and stars flew by the portholes. 

“Well there we are,” announced the Jovian.

Jake rose an eyebrow. “Really? That was… fast.”

“I mean, you can do the same thing with a jet,” replied Lissa.

The four of them headed back to the vehicle until Jake furrowed his brows and turned to the aliens.

“Wait… Do you know a man named Jesse Alexander?” he asked them. 

The Jovian Witnesses looked at each other.

“We do, we had some encounters with him until he disappeared. “The leader gazed at a screen. “His helmet had been detected near a zone known as Carefree. But, according to Eirene Fifty-Seven-”

Jake groaned. “Oh, God.” 

“We can’t go to a zone related to the Nova Corps unless a third party gives us the permission.”

“Any third party?” wondered Jake.

“Indeed,” answered the Jovian Witness.

They stared at each other for minutes in complete silence.

“I think you should go to Carefree,” said Jake.

“Fair enough, farewell.” The Jovian waved at them. “Oh and, would you rather have a safe and slow landing back to the ground or a violent drop to a certain death?”

“A safe and slow landing back to the ground sounds better.” Ben looked at his friends. “What do you think?”

Lissa walked away. “Let’s just leave already.”

They waved back to the Jovian Witnesses before stepping back into the RV. One of the aliens pressed a red button which violently dropped them to certain death. The quartet got yanked out of their seat and hit the ceiling of the vehicle. The car froze in midair and gravity snatched the three of them back on their seats while Steve floated.

“I knew I shouldn’t have done my nails,” groaned Lissa.

“My deepest apologies,” spoke the Jovian out of a loudspeaker. “I’ve pressed the violent drop to a certain death button.”

The RV had a safe and slow landing back to the ground. Once done, the spaceship hovered over the area and dark clouds covered it. 

“So we made it,” announced Ben.

A storm with dark thunderclaps loomed above the silhouette of a capital. Immense vines slithered around its edifices while others infested a nearby sign. Huge roses veiled their shadows over the city while their thorns stabbed its buildings. A bolt of lightning flashed on the city sign which spelled Phoenix. 

Jake watched the storm, electric red reflections against the wrathful clouds drew Blackheart’s face.

Chapter 14: The Heart of Darkness

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The group walked along the main road of Phoenix which was now a jungle. Palm trees grew out of car carcasses while thick forests of cacti slithered together like spiky snakes in a mating ball. Hands covered in moss came out of small gaps between the cactuses and similar plant statues were petrified on the grassy pavement. While Steve, Lissa, and Jake scanned the shadowy areas, Ben skimmed his right hand across a fence of wildflowers.

“I think this is bugloss.” Ben observed his fingertips. “I would say it’s not viper’s bugloss.”

“Bo,” Jake called him. “Blackheart's around, now’s not the time for botany!”

Scuttle and scrapes echoed all around them, leaves moved on their own, and shadows shifted in shapes. Locusts crawled out of a sewer drain and swarmed up into a humanoid body. To their left, two arms spread open bushes as they dragged its long centipede-like body out of them. Its owner had three faces melded together, one stuck in a tragic expression, another gone in a blissful state, and the middle one showed numbness. An ember claw burst through a manhole before another came out. Eight insectoid legs crept at them, followed by a massive scorpion tail. Its upper body was human, except for two spider fangs that adorned its cheeks.  

The four of them stepped back, but a pair of massive fiendish wings landed behind them. A bald man in a wine three-piece suit gazed at them with his orange irises and a smirk. Bo Peep brandished his staff at them while his friends clenched their fists.

“Just as expected, the mongrel and his friends,” declared a deep voice.

The wind screeched as it blew a pall of clouds down from the stormy sky. The rumble of the thunder twisted into a chuckle, then into a laugh. Two giant crimson glows shaped into the grey nimbus as below blood lightning sliced wide a maw of razor-sharp teeth.

“Your little fight was entertaining.” Each of his words boomed and shot gales at them. “But I’ve had enough of my brother’s bargain, and I won’t let Jezebel kill you before me!”

The cloud spun down into a twister and drilled a hole against the concrete. Once it dissipated, a black knight emerged with a titanic sword made of corpses. His monster menagerie smirked and stepped away.

“Your friends will be the first to taste my Sword of Demonicus.” He lifted his blade. “Enjoy their screams!”

Blackheart brought down his sword while Ben pushed Lissa to the side and rolled to the left. Steve charged forward and seized the sword.

“Don’t you dare to hurt them!” shouted Steve.

Blackheart groaned and laughed. “Oh, you still got that ghost with you,” he said. “I’ll make sure to give you eternal suffering in the depths of hell.”

“Is that all?” asked Bo Peep.

“All?” The black knight looked at the latter. 

“You’ll just cut us and move on? I’m pretty sure Jezebel would have done better,” said Ben.

“Bo, what are you doing?” questioned Jake.

Ben winked at him before he looked back at Blackheart.

“Jezebel?!” shouted Blackheart. “She’s a fool who couldn’t find her own shadow!”

“And she would’ve killed us on the spot too,” replied Bo Peep.

Blackheart wrestled Steve’s grip and thrust his blade at Ben, but stopped the tip inches away from the latter’s lips.

“Then talk,” ordered the knight. “Give me something more entertaining.”

Ben stared into his eyes. “Negotiation.”

Blackheart tilted his sword. “Negotiation?” He chuckled. “Didn’t have negotiation since that warhead bushido.” The chief demon lowered his head. “Solomon, make sure nobody else interrupt us,” he told the winged-man.

Jake gazed at him. “Solomon?”

“Abominite, Centipor, and…” Blackheart eyed at the locust creature. “Whatever the hell you’re supposed to be. Watch over the mongrel and his friend.”

“I want to stay with them,” countered Ben.

Blackheart gripped at his sword. “Is that how you want to start the negotiation? Not very smart.”

Ben bit his lower lip. “Fine, I’ll follow you.”

Jake widened his eyes. “Bo.”

“I’ll be careful, don’t worry.” Ben grinned at him.

Blackheart snapped his fingers and opened a scarlet warp gate. 

He gestured to Bo Peep. “Victims first.”

Ben gulped before he walked inside the vortex. Blackheart followed him but stopped and looked back at Jake. His red eyes moved in a way that hinted at a rictus. Blackheart raised his sword over his left shoulder and disappeared with the portal.

Bloody smokes of ashes and sulfurs slapped at Bo Peep as he closed his eyes. When he opened them, he was on the roof of an immense building.

“Welcome on top of the Chase Bank Tower!” greeted Blackheart.

Bo Peep glanced down. “How high is it?”

“Four hundred eighty-three feet tall.” Blackheart stepped forward. “Most people survive falls of twenty-five.”

Ben took a quick breath and smiled. “Oh, alright.” 

His eyes wandered between the knight and the void down below. Suddenly, they spotted a violet-blue star of petals at the edge.

“Are they cornflowers?” Bo Peep questioned. “I love cornflowers.”

Blackheart stared at him. “Yes. Yes, they are.”

“Why?” inquired Ben.

“Why what?” added Blackheart with a grunt.

Bo Peep stepped up a small set of stairs. “Why these flowers and not some others?”

Blackheart leaned down against the fence. “What are you talking about?”

“I’m sorry.” Ben put his hands over his chest. “I love talking about flowers.” His eyes turned yellow. “You know a man named Eckhart Tolle? He would often say people should look at flow-.”

Blackheart growled, “Negotiation.”

“Ach, right.” Bo Peep pursed his lips. “Well first, I think you should spare me and my friends.”

“Killing people’s the only thing I enjoy,” replied Blackheart.

“Oh… That’s sad.” Ben fiddled his fingers together. “So… You’re telling me that you could kill anyone with no remorse?”

“Without the drop of a tear,” said Blackheart

Ben walked forward. “Even your siblings?”

“A fratricide?” Blackheart’s eyes twinkled. “Keep talking.”

“Well, before Phoenix, we went by La Mesa and Fountain Hills.” Bo Peep paused. “And we met Greylight and Jezebel.”

Blackheart huffed. “How atrocious.”

“Greylight… he failed to take a soul, and Jezebel pulled characters out of video games,” explained Ben.

Blackheart stared at him. “That’s pathetic.”

Ben leaned his left ear forward. “It sounds like you would have done something better than them, why you didn’t?”

“Because of this damn ritual.” Blackheart groaned. “Each of us needs fifteen souls, it’s a race to the first one to have them.”

Ben lowered his head a bit. “A ritual for?”

Blackheart tapped his pommel. “Now why would I tell you?” 

“Right…” Ben glanced away. “So the ritual doesn’t give you the freedom to do what you want?” questioned Ben.

“As I already told you, there are three ‘players’ for that ritual; me, Greylight, and Jezebel,” explained Blackheart. “The rules are simple; have fifteen souls being willingly sacrificed with your magic, no more than two souls can be played with per playground, no more than two players per playground before the game and no outside player can join once the game has started.”

Ben pursed his lips. “So what you’re saying is that... If a town has two souls being dealt with by Jezebel and Greylight, you can’t intervene in the town area? And if one soul is in the process of being sold, you can’t intervene either?”

“Indeed,” said Blackheart.

“So what you’re telling me is that- you are bored of having your siblings in the way?” said Ben.

Blackheart walked up the stairs. “I could kill them if I wanted to.”

Bo Peep lolled his head. “But?”

“But that would be tiresome.” Blackheart gazed up. “My brother has hidden his real body, and Jezebel, well, she can heal from any attack.”

“And you would rather kill people or have them sacrifice their souls to you instead of finding convoluted ways of getting rid of your siblings?” suggested Ben.

“Exactly.” Blackheart chuckled. “Flowers are beautiful to look at, aren’t they?”

Ben smiled. “Yes, they are.”

“They are just a perfect mix of shapes and colors.” He stepped forward. “Wolfsbane, Dracula Orchids, Doll’s eye-”

Blackheart seized at his sword and swung it at Ben. The latter threw his staff at the knight before he rolled backward. Blackheart tilted his head away from the crook as his blade cut an air duct in half. Bo Peep called his staff back, but Blackheart grabbed it as it flew at him. 

“Sorry, I was gettin’ bored,” declared the knight. “It’s in my nature.”

Ben tightened his grip on the knife. “Do we have a deal?”

Blackheart stared at Ben as he scraped his sword over the ground. He then rose it above his shoulder and let it carry it. 

“We have a deal.” The knight threw the staff at Bo Peep’s feet. 

They gazed at each other for minutes.

“Where’s the portal?” wondered Bo Peep.

The knight trod closer. “Down there.”

Ben rose an eyebrow. “Down wha-”

Blackheart kicked Ben through the fence. Bo Peep flapped his arms around and snapped his eyes around. Blood-tinted hues splashed all over his back as he fell inside a vortex. Then, vines and trees passed quickly as he landed on a solid mass.

“Uggh…” groaned Jake. “Can we stop falling on each other?”

Ben smiled. “Jake! You’ve saved me.” 

“And you’re crushing me,” replied Jake.

“Oh, right.” Ben stood up and helped his friend. 

“How it went?” asked Lissa.

“I think it went well.” Ben rubbed his neck. “He pushed me from a many-storied building, but apart from that, it went good.”

“Could have gone worse,” said Steve.

Another warp gate opened and Blackheart stepped out of it.

“Looks like I’m sparing you for now,” declared the knight. “So which one are you killing first, my brother or my sister?”

Lissa jerked back. “Wait, since when are we workin’ for you?”

“That’s between you and your friend.” Blackheart bobbed at Ben. “From now on, you’re my slaves.”

“You’ve pimped us to Sauron?!” yelled Lissa.

“You can pimp people?” wondered Ben.

Blackheart slammed down his sword. “Enough! Stop wasting my time... Greylight or Jezebel?”

The trio looked at each other. 

“Jake,” whispered Steve. “I don’t think-

“Greylight,” answered Jake.

“Saving the weakest for last?” Blackheart caressed his blade. “I like that.”

“Also.” Jake took a quick breath. “Solomon’s comin’ with us.”

Blackheart gazed at the man with wings and talons. “That won’t be a problem, right Solomon?”

Solomon sternly glanced at him. “I’m dying on the inside.”

“Great.” Blackheart clapped his hands. “Solomon’s joining your little team.” 

“So, what’s the plan?” inquired Lissa.

Electricity floated out of Blackheart’s left hand and shocked the ground. The street fissured as plants burst through it and grew into a thorny shrub. Its top flattened while flowers bloomed on its surface.

“I and my siblings have taken over Arizona, as you may know,” explained Blackheart while Venus flytraps grew at the edges of the shrub. “Counties like Gila and Maricopa are shared between us, mostly.” Daisies blossomed at the center and the east. “La Paz and Mohave have the misery of being controlled by Jezebel.” Lotus flowers crept at the northwest. “Meanwhile, Pima, Santa Cruz, and Cochise are ruled under Greylight.” Chrysanthemums spurt at the south. “And the rest’s mine.“ Roses burgeoned at the north. 

“So we’re going south?” theorized Jake.

“Indeed,” confirmed Blackheart as the chrysanthemums withered. “My brother has eyes all over his domain, so I’ll drop you at the edge of Pima to avoid giving him the idea that we’re working together..” 

“Let’s go then,” said Lissa.

“One last thing,” Blackheart interrupted her. “Greylight’s too kind for his good. So, he let me have some of his territories.” The knight glared at them. “Feel free to mess with my brother’s toys, but stay away from the souls sold to me.”

Ben furrowed his brows. “You’re telling us to not save people if they’ve made deals with you?”

Blackheart raised his sword. “You got something against this?” 

“Yes,” replied Bo Peep. 

“I like when they fight back.” The knight put the tip of his blade just under Ben’s chin. “Let’s see how you fight with your pretty head off your shoulders.”

Jake pulled his friend back. “We won’t do anything to your souls, okay?” 

“A mongrel’s word is no better than spit… But I’m amused for now.“ Blackheart put down his sword. “I’ll spare your friend,  but I want him to say it himself.”

“I won’t-”

Jake elbowed him and whispered, “Ben, don’t be suicidal.”

“So, Little Bo Peep, will you be a good obedient lamb?” asked Blackheart.

Ben eyed at Jake who held his right hand.

Bo Peep sighed and lowered his head. “I won’t fight back.”

Blackheart laughed while Ben glared at him. Thunderclaps banged and shone his massive shadow over all of them. 

Chapter 15: The House on the Hill

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Dark crimson thunderclaps banged in the stormy sky, the grimace of a smile flashed between the gray clouds. Hails dropped from the sky while a thick mist hid the horizon. 

“Why’s the weather like this?” asked Lissa as she drove.

“I guess it’s because of Greylight’s powers?” replied Ben from the backseat.

Jake tapped on the console held by Ben.

“Hey, you’re about to slaughter him,” pointed Jake.

Ben pressed some buttons on the console. “Wow, I just ripped his head off with his spine! That’s something.”

Steve winced and said, “That’s disgusting. And that’s not how cutting off heads works…”

“You’re great with your hands, honestly.” Jake put his left hand on his friend’s lap as he watched him play.

The two laughed together while Solomon glared at them through the rearview mirror. He groaned in the passenger seat and straightened his brows.

“Freaks,” he muttered.

Jake snapped his head at him. “What did you just say?”

“F-R-E-A-K-S,” articulated Solomon.

“Go fuck yourself!” shouted Jake.

Jake charged at Solomon, but Ben and Steve restrained him.

“Don’t pay attention to that guy,” said Steve.

“It’s not worth it,” whispered Ben.

Solomon chuckled. “Listen to your girlfriend.” 

“Shut up!” yelled Jake. “I brought you here, so you can say whatever shit you want about me, but you say anymore bullshit about someone else, and we’ll throw you out of the car!”

“Why you’ve brought that balding asshole here in the first place?” inquired Lissa.

All of a sudden, a deer leaped out of the fog and right in front of the RV. Lissa braked but the wheels slid on the frozen road and struck the animal. Jake, Steve, Ben, and Lissa stepped out of the vehicle and watched the fawn lying on the ground. The small deer writhed on the ground and moaned.

Bo Peep drooped his shoulders. “Poor deer.”

Solomon made an elegant footwork out of his seat and ambled toward the animal. He observed the animal with a stern expression. The man then raised his left derby shoe above the deer’s head and stomped his derby down. 

Ben jumped back. “Why did you do that?!”

“The thing was about to die, I just lessened its pain,” replied Solomon before he gazed at Lissa. “Oh, and, don’t call me bald ever again.”

“Bald,” responded Lissa.

Talons spurt out of Solomon’s left hand just before Steve pushed him away. 

Jake then grabbed him by the wrist and said, “We have a deal with Blackheart.” 

Solomon pulled his arm away. “And I have no deal with him.”

Bo Peep walked between the two and pointed at the right side of the road. A small figure stood up between two dense shrubs. All of them eyed at a white-haired little girl with braids. Hailstones turned to water against her yellow raincoat while the mist covered her legs as if she floated above the sand. 

“Hey, are you lost?” asked Jake.

“Don’t go inside the Benson House,” she said before she turned on the other side.

The child ran away behind the shadow of a thin tree and disappeared inside the fog. Jake raced after her with Steve, while Ben followed, and then Solomon.

“What are you guys doing?!” screamed Lissa. “Just let her starve in the desert and go back inside!”

Lissa watched the distance growing between them before she flapped her high heels in the desert too. She stumbled between the dunes and the rocks as she slapped away the steam around her. Blurry silhouettes were her only guide through the smoky maze. Her breath started to lessen while she lost any sight to help her find her way.

“Where are you?!” yelled Lissa. “Someone?”

“Lissa?” called a silvery voice.

“Ben?” asked Lissa.

She sprinted toward the direction of the sound and arrived at the bottom of a grassy sandhill. Once there, she reunited with the rest of the group. Gusts of wind and gales hurled a dust storm at them while more hales dropped.

Jake gestured at an old house on the hill. “Let’s go there!”

The five of them rushed up the mound until they reached the porch of the farmhouse. Steve kicked the door open and trod in before a gust slammed it shut. 

Dust and darkness reigned over the building, its floorboards creaked into a whine as they walked around. Small gaps in the floor let droplets glisten, akin to the glow of small creatures’ eyes.

“We’re fucked,” said Lissa.

“Why? We’re safe inside,” Jake told her.

Lissa shot daggers at him. “The ghost girl said to not go inside the Benson House, and look where we are now!”

He shrugged. “We could be in any house right now, you don’t know.” 

“Hey Lissa, look at the mat you’re on!” Ben gestured down with a grin. “It’s saying Welcome to the Benson House, that’s really polite.”

Lissa bounced away from the mat and shuddered. “I’m burning my shoes after that.”

“At least we’re no longer in that storm,” added Steve. “Now, let’s look around this ho-”

“Well, can’t hear Steve again,” scoffed Jake.

Jake explained the deal with Steve to Lissa, who rubbed her high heels against the walls. Meanwhile, Ben noticed that Solomon was stepping to the back of the house. Bo Peep went after him as he walked across the wallpaper which had an ebony tree pattern. The young man brushed his index finger over the thin branches until he grimaced. Ben jerked back and looked at his hand. Blood dripped a bit out of a prick on his finger while a red spot tainted the part of the wallpaper that had stung him. The branches on the wall shrank and vanished while the trees turned into vertical stripes, akin to bars of a cell. A cold tingle ran through him as the paint turned from white and black to red, like a mix of liquids.

“Looking for me?” asked Solomon.

Ben moved his eyes at him before he glanced one more time at the wallpaper. The trees were back to their original form and his finger bore no wound.

“Um- Yes.” Ben paused. “I just wanted to apologize for how it went.”

“You think a tiny scuffle saddened me?” Solomon huffed. “I don’t need pity from your kind.”

“My kind?” Bo Peep tilted his head to the right. “Do you mean the kind people with a voice like mine? Or with the same clothes? Or the same hair color? Or the same eye shape?”

Solomon lifted his chin. “I see what you’re trying to do. You want us to work together as a nice little team of misfits… Sorry, but we’re very different.” 

“Are you sure?” Ben stared at him. “We’re all different, but some differences are being pointed at while others aren’t. Reasons change all the time, and yet it’s always the same hate. When I see the hate in your eyes, I see the same look someone once gave me for a whole other reason... What’s so wrong with letting people free to live as they want?”

Solomon gazed at him and huffed. “Are you done?”

Ben shook his head and walked away.

The man removed his glasses and cleaned them with a hurried scrape with a pocket square. He strolled in the opposite direction and arrived in a dimly lit hallway that had the scratched artwork of a buck and a hart on the right. A stairway went down to the right and ended on a flaked ajar rose door. Two eyes glowed from the small opening while a tiny, delicate hand grabbed at the wooden edge. From the wrist hung ebony beads hung as a bracelet with symbols of Mpatapo square knots that continually fed in on itself. A single light bulb shone a bit on the small person behind the door, it was a boy with an intense resemblance to him. Solomon tightened his shoulders with his leg muscles while the boy looked at him with downcast eyes. 

“Keza?” 

The light bulb turned off and the child disappeared. 

Solomon opened the door and headed down creaky wet planks. Molded bricks let the air blow inside the basement. Breezes pushed and swung a chained lamp to and fro between two support posts. The rusty links squeaked at each oscillation and recalled the click of a gun. 

The north and south sides of the basement lit up one after the other every three seconds. Solomon edged at a corner searched behind a pile of cardboard boxes. Behind it, in a corner of the room, he spotted the boy in a fetal position. The lamp swung one more time and the child disappeared again. School books dropped from the pile and caused Solomon to leap around. However, the books did not touch the ground and instead levitated above it. The whole room was frozen and had stopped to show any movement of life. The chain lamp stood still and illuminated the little boy at the center of the room. 

“Keza?” called Solomon.

The boy’s eyes had rolled to the back of his head while his skull had shattered and blasted porcelains of skin hovering motionless above him. Black smoke came out of his skull with a small trail out of his mouth too. An ethereal growl resonated and increased as Solomon got closer. He extended his hand at the boy while the growl rose into a loud drill through the mind. 

The wind banged like a gunshot into the room as the child gripped Solomon by the wrist and spit fume everywhere. Solomon struggled and shook his arm, but the smoke soon invaded the room. The light bulb flickered and then exploded, filling the basement with darkness. Then, the light turned back on and the room was empty.

“He’s dead?” asked Ben.

Upstairs, Lissa and Ben observed the painting of a giant shoving a baby in his mouth.

Lissa shook her head. “No, I’ve studied this in school, he and his siblings survived by killing their dad from the insides.”

Bo Peep smiled. “Oh, I like happy endings.”

“Hey, what are you two talking about?” wondered Jake.

Lissa frowned. “We’re right next to you, are you paying attention?”

“Yeah. Guess I got some sand stuck in the ears,” answered Jake with a shrug.

“I could take a shower with you if you want?” suggested Ben.

Jake widened his eyes. “Wh- what?”

Ben frowned and said, “Sorry, I just thought it would waste less water that way.”

“I think it’s a great idea,” added Lissa.

“Hmm…” Jake fiddled his collar. “Wait, where’s Solomon.”

Ben furrowed his brows and said, “He’s at the back of the house.”

The three of them headed toward the other side of the house. 

Ben jerked back. “Wait, something’s changed” 

The hallway which led to the basement now had another wall where once stood a stairway. Whereas, the opposite deer artwork now bore a large slash over the buck. 

“There were stairs here…” Bo Peep checked the hallway. “And now they’re gone.”

“Alright, let’s leave,” said Lissa as she walked toward the entrance.

“We can’t leave without Solomon!” urged Jake.

Lissa threw her hands up. “That’s what I’m doing right now, won’t miss him.” 

“You’re about to go through a storm without a raincoat?” questioned Bo Peep.

Lissa observed her clothes, she had on a Viridian sleeveless turtleneck crop top with a xanthic belt and pants of an Aegean tint.

“Yes,” she replied.

Lissa grabbed at the doorknob and fondled it.

“It’s locked!” she screamed.

Jake looked around and asked, “Where’s Cap?”

“I’m starting to have a bad feeling about this place,” said Jake.

“Well, at least we know he didn’t die,” said Lissa.

A mass of fur dropped from the ceiling and landed on Lissa’s hands. She yelled and smacked away a rat. The rodent snarled at her before it wagged its translucent tail and crawled away. Meanwhile, Jake covered his ears and winced.

“Jeez, you had to scream that loud?” questioned Jake.

“You’re not the one who had a rat falling on you!” shouted Lissa.

Jake rose an eyebrow. “Huh? What did you say?”

Ben moved closer to him. “Jake, do you hear us?”

“Wh- what?” Jake gawked at them. “I can’t hear you.” He stomped his left foot. “What’s goin’ on?! I can hear other sounds, but… but I can’t hear you two.”

Bo Peep eyed Lissa before he seized a chair and hurled it at a window. The piece of furniture bounced against the glass and did not even scrape it.

Lissa trembled. “We’re stuck here!”

Ben rubbed his temples and scanned the area. Suddenly, the shadows of the windows loomed over him into a series of lines. Ben gasped for air as if the shadows coiled around his waist and constricted it. 

“We’re trapped here, they’ve blocked the windows,” said Ben as he pointed at the barred windows.

Lissa pouted her lips. “What? The windows are fine.”

“What do you mean? The windows are-” 

Bo Peep brushed his eyes, his sight of light and darkness mixed together. Visions of bars in front of the glasses endlessly appeared and disappeared. The floor then started to quake while small bumps hit from under. Soaked humid noises echoed under the wooden boards as a myriad of worms burst out of their cracks. Tube-like lampreys slithered to them and hissed with their maws shaped like oxygen masks. A crevasse separated Lissa from the group while more leeches surrounded her.

“Lissa!” shouted the two young men.

Ben ran to her, but lampreys pounced at his legs and made him trip. Lissa cowered in a corner of the entrance before what she stood on collapsed. Jake punched worms away from Ben while Lissa drowned in a sea of them. Lissa trashed around but was soon swallowed by the horde of lampreys.

“We have to help her!” screamed Ben.

More and more worms flooded the ground floor, so Jake dragged him up. They sprinted up the stairs just before the lampreys chewed at the banister and wrecked it. The two of them gasped for air while Jake stumbled around.

“Ben where are you?” Jake wandered his eyes all over the hallway.

Ben watched his friend and mumbled, “Jake. I’m right here.”

Jake ground his teeth and shouted, “The hell’s goin’ on?!”

Bo Peep’s eyes watered. “Jake, please, answer me.” He quivered. “Please, don’t leave me alone.”

Jake did not answer him and limped around. 

“I… I can’t see you anymore,” muttered Jake.

Chapter 16: The New Tenants

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Ben grasped at his chest as he breathed heavily. 

“Jake… Answer me… Please, answer me…” mumbled Ben.

Salty tears blurred Ben’s vision as the colors and materials around him shifted. A cold purple grid appeared under his feet while the walls turned into metal. Square amber lights flickered on the ceiling and blinded Ben as the place continued to transform. Oval doors opened and eight-foot-tall slender figures clad in latex stepped out of them. Kevlar belts constricted their waist, arms, and legs, while two hellish beams glowed out of their helmets similar to gas masks. The wraith-like people prowled closer to Ben as his heart pounded and quickened his breathing.

“Go back to your cell, Gaveedra Six,” ordered one of the wraiths with a shrill breathy voice.

They aimed their long sharp claws at Ben whose eyes turned to a violet tint. The latter limped back while more wraiths swarmed in front of him. 

“Go back to your cell!” shouted another wraith. “Go back to your cell!”

Ben shivered and shook frenetically. He turned around and ran as fast he could through the narrow corridor. Pipes spat burning steams at him while the wraiths chased after him. A door slid open to Ben’s left and he dashed through it. His feet hit the doorsteps and he stumbled forward.

“Ben?” called a silvery voice.

The young man opened his eyes and realized he was now inside a wooden house filled with sunshine. A perfume of pepper and flour tickled his nose as he stood up. He followed the scent to another room where he found a kitchen with a woman inside.

“Backe, backe Kuchen,” hummed the woman. “Der Bäcker hat gerufen…”

Ben’s eyes twinkled. “Mom?” 

The woman’s black medium hair shone as she turned around. She had a grey apron on with a white dress. Meanwhile, her face lacked every trait; no eyes, no nose, and no mouth, it was like the blank canvas of a rag doll. 

“Ah, Ben, you finally woke up,” she said with a voice that distorted between a silvery and a breathy tone.

She served him gingerbread men on the table.

“C’mon, eat quickly, you don’t wanna be late to work.” She tapped her spatula on the dish.

Bo Peep shook his head. “I don’t have time for this, I have to find my friends.”

The woman’s skin turned yellow as she bent her back, as if it had no spine, to stare at him.

“You don’t need friends!” she shouted. “You only need me.” She brushed his hair. “Isn’t that what you want? To be with your mom, forever?”

Ben recoiled. “You’re not my mom.”

“Of course I am.” Her skin returned to its original shade. “You wouldn’t leave your mom all alone, right, Ben?”

She outstretched her arms and walked toward him with her back still bent upward. Ben grimaced and stepped back. He took a glimpse to the right and noticed an open door. He instantly rushed to it and ran away from her. 

“Don’t run away from your mom!” yelled the woman.

The walls turned back into metal while the floor was a grid once again. Ben closed his eyes and raced through the hallway until he stopped hearing the woman’s voice. When the screams finally stopped, Ben opened his eyes and realized he was back into the Benson House. 

“Fucking damn house!” cursed Jake.

Ben walked further down the hallway and spotted Jake.

“Jake!” Ben sprinted to him and grabbed him by the wrists.

Jake wrestled him. “Let me go!” 

“It’s me, Jake.” Ben caressed his hands with his thumbs.

Jake relaxed. “Ben?” He looked into the void. “Is it you?”

Ben put his right palm over Jake’s chest. Jake took a long breath and wrapped his hands over Ben’s.

“I wish I could see or at least hear you…” muttered Jake. “If you told me before that I could stop see other people, that would’ve been a dream come true.” He lowered his head. “But not now… Not anymore… I don’t want to be alone anymore...”

Ben drooped his brows. “I’m sorry…”

Jake moved up his head. “Huh? You talked?”

“Jake?” Ben jumped a bit and asked, “Do you hear me?”

Jake blinked a few times. “Ben?” He smiled and shouted “I can see you! And I hear you! That’s-”

Ben pounced on his friend to hug him.

“I thought I would never see you again,” mumbled Ben

Jake choked and replied, “It sc- scared me too… Can you let me breathe now?”

“Oh, right, sorry.” Ben stood up and helped his friend to do the same.

“Phew, just gimme a few seconds to calm down,” said Jake as he panted.

All of a sudden, the disembodied head of Captain America appeared in front of him.

“What the fuck?!” shouted Jake as he jumped back.

“Ah, now you can see me,” said Steve as put his head back on.

“The hell were you, Cap?!” scolded Jake.

Steve knit his brows and replied, “I was with you the whole time! Who do you think punched down the stairs or kicked away the ghosts chasing Ben?”

“Ghosts were chasing Ben?” wondered Jake before he looked at his friend.

“Yeah, sort of,” replied Ben. “I… I don’t want to talk about it.”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” screamed a young woman.

“It’s Lissa,” said Jake.

“Oh, you can hear Lissa too, now?” Ben grinned. “This is great! Can you hear this too?”

Ben pinched his lips and puffed out his left cheek. Then he tapped it with two fingers which produced a sound similar to a drum.

Jake stared at his friend with wide eyes. “Yeah. I heard that… Can we now focus on saving Lissa, by the way?”

“Sure,” replied Ben with a shrug.

The three of them went after the source of the scream and edged along a narrow corridor. White paint peeled off the walls, which gave them a gauze-like texture. The strong winds thumped the right part of the passage and bellowed under an Apache carpet. The surfaces of the corridor bumped in and out as if it was breathing. Water leaked from the ceiling and emitted the bitter smell of antiseptic. The air blowing through the wet wood sounded like moans of pain. Steve, Jake, and Ben plodded across the soaked floor until they reached a bedroom at the end. Lissa’ faced a window while she covered her eyes.

“Lissa?” called Jake.

Lissa spun around and yelled, “Above you!”

The door closed as a wail resonated. A female figure emerged from the other side of the room near the door. The purple and white floral wallpaper ripped at her pale mouth level and revealed an oxygen mask over it. A burly silhouette to her left came out of the wall. His fangs ripped out the paper on his maw. The curtains of the windows behind them ripped into bandage-like tapeworms and slithered around Jake and Ben before they tied them up. Lissa pulled at the curtains, but her trembling hands slid over the humid substance over them.

Whereas, the wallpaper people grabbed at the floorboards and dragged the wall toward them. The male figure gargled and choked on water that leaked out his mouth while the female one gasped for air. Steve charged forward and wrestled the male creature. The wall moved closer against them while Lissa clawed at the fabric coiled around her friends, but it did not budge.

“My little ducks went on the water,” sang the female figure. “They stay with their head in the water and their tail up.”

Ben and Jake wriggled, but the curtains did not let go of them.

“After playing so much, they got hungry, so they went fishing in a hurry,” hummed the female figure.

Tendons stood out in Lissa’s neck and pulsed as she jumped left and right. 

“One after the other, they start going home.” The female figure outstretched her arms and smiled. “And after that under the shadow they all rest.” 

Lissa cowered against the window and stared at the wallpaper people. She listened to the nursery rhyme as the wall was seconds away from crushing all three of them.

“Jake! Tell Lissa to do somethin’, I can’t fight these things much longer!” urged Steve.

The young lady inhaled and pounced on the woman and tore the paper away from her face. Once Lissa was done, strawberry blonde hair dropped out of the ripped wallpaper.

“Mom?” asked Lissa.

The woman looked at Lissa with her green eyes while the wallpaper flaked off her body. 

“Lissa…” she whispered. “My precious little daughter.”

“Mom? Is it really you?” asked Lissa.

“It’s not your fault…” whispered the woman. “It’s not your fault.”

She caressed her daughter’s face and closed her eyes. The colors of her body faded before they turned translucent and that she vanished with the wallpaper. Meanwhile, the creature fighting Steve crumbled too, until only its skin was left.

Lissa fell against a dresser and put the heel of her palm against her stomach.

“You’re okay?” worried Jake.

Lissa glanced away and mumbled, “That was my mom… and my brother, I think…”

“You rarely talk about your brother,” said Jake. “Has something happened to him?”

Lissa exhaled and said, “One day, my brother went to the sea with his friends... And when their boat came back…” She gripped at her dress. “They found dead bodies inside, all bloody, bruised, and…” Lissa winced and continued, ” But no sign of my brother…” She paused. “My mom, she drove everywhere to find him… She was only thinking about finding him. Too much.” Lissa sniffled. “They said she was too tired to drive and- and… Her car… The sirens… She- She-” 

Jake and Ben put their hands on her shoulders.

“We… We should go, there’s no time to waste,” she mumbled.

“You can cry if you want to,” Ben told her.

Lissa stood up. “I don’t like putting my problems on other people.”

“You can do whatever you want.” Ben smiled. “Just know that if you want to talk, you always have us.”

 Lissa smiled back and “Thank you.”

“Oh, you’re here,” said a man from the hallway.

The four of them looked at the man and realized he was Solomon.

“Oh, you’re alive,” said Lissa with disappointment.

Solomon rolled his eyes looked at Ben. “I know that we have… different opinions. But since we have to work together, I’ll take it upon myself to stay polite.”

“Apologies accepted,” replied Ben.

Solomon recoiled a bit. “I didn’t apologize.”

“No, but you thought it,” added Ben with a slight smirk.

The creak of a door resonated downstairs. They all gazed at each other before they headed down the corridor and discovered that the stairs were back. They then reached the entrance and faced rays of the sun cast through the open door. 

“It’s open, let’s go!” urged Lissa.

They ran to it, but it shut close on them. The lights of the sun and the lamps turned off before the whole house groaned. Its curtains darted at Solomon, Lissa, Steve, and Jake before it tangled them. A dark mist penetrated between the floorboards and grew into a tall person. Ebony hair slithered out of the fog escorted by a blank yellowish face. Cracks fissured on the woman’s face as eyes opened and a thin long smile appeared

“Ben, you little dummy.”  Leered the woman. “You really thought you were smart enough to leave without me noticing?”

Ben balled his fists and ordered, “Let me and my friends leave.”

“I already told you, nobody would want to be your friend.” She lolled her head. “You’re too different, I’m the only one who could ever love you.”

Ben lowered his face. “No…” He stared at her. “You’re lying because you’re scared of being left alone!”

The woman’s eyes became bloodshot while her teeth shifted into fangs. The dark mist circled Ben and the wooden creaks inside the house turned into growls.

“How dare you talk to your mom like that?!” she shouted. “I choose every day to raise and feed you despite everything you did, and that’s how you thank me?!”

Chairs and tables flew around Ben as the mist grew into a storm.

“I’ve never chosen to have you as my mother!” Ben cried as his eyes watered. “I’ve never chosen to have this life! I’ve never chosen to be locked inside all the time! I’ve never chosen to have you insult and destroy me every day!”

“So what?” She huffed. “You’re gonna go hide in your room and cry like a little girl?”

“No,” coldly replied Ben as he walked up to her. “I’m leaving you and never coming back.” He glared at her. “You’re not my mother anymore.”

The storm stopped as the woman’s eyes widened and hollowed Soon, her whole face cracked like porcelain and collapsed into dust. The mist vanished while the curtains released the rest of the group. The door opened again and the sunlight came back.

Ben panted and looked down at the remains of the woman’s face which disintegrated. Tears poured down Ben’s eyes and he ran out of the house.

“Ben!” Jake sprinted after him.

Jake raced between cactuses and weed until he arrived at the bottom of the hill. Once there, he spotted Ben sitting on the fallen bark of a tree by the bank of a lake. Ben wrapped himself with his arms and wept. Jake shuffled closer and sat down on the bark. 

“I… I didn’t remember,” muttered Ben as he pinched his collar. “I didn’t remember any of this.”

“How so?” asked Jake with a frown.

“I don’t know… After I’ve left the house, my brain just went upside down…” explained Ben. “In my mind, I was just traveling while my mom was waiting for me at home.” Ben smiled a bit, but it faded away. “I just wanted to remember all the good and never worry... But now, I only remember the bad…” He broke down in tears. “And it hurts… It hurts so much....”

Jake put his right arm over Ben.

“I’m sorry,” said Jake with a soft tone.

Ben gulped down and continued, “It’s all coming back… All the horrible words she said, all the fights we had.” Ben’s hands shook and his lips quivered. “I just wanted to go out, to be free for once. And she got angry at me and screamed how much I was a horrible son.” He shook his head slowly and mumbled, “And- and I didn’t understand why…I- I- I don’t understand why she did that… I don’t understand…”

“Hey, you did nothing wrong,” said Jake as he placed his other hand on Ben’s lap. “It’s not your fault.”

“Thank you…” Ben wiped his tears and looked at his friend. “Why… Why are you so nice to me?”

“Because it’s you,” replied Jake. “I don’t know… You’re honestly the nicest person I’ve ever met and it makes me wanna be nice to you.”

Ben smiled a bit and asked, “Is it okay if I put my head on your shoulder?”

“Yeah. Don’t worry,” answered Jake.

Ben leaned his head on Jake's right shoulder and they both watched the lake.

“When I was a kid, I loved to look at the outside world through the window,” said Ben as his face relaxed. “The sky, the river, the flowers. Looking at them made me feel like I was already outside. That I was living without any bad memories of the past… I felt free.”

“I wish I was free too,” said Jake rubbed his face against Ben’s luscious hair.

The two admired the crystalline reflection of the warm sun in the waters of the lake. Some apache trouts, all beige and yellow, swam by with their mermaid-like eyes. Flatter rocks grew arms and turned into mud turtles while a few dragonflies flew around. The soft waves of the lake harmonized with the breeze of the wind between the reeds into a melody similar to a harp. Irises emanated the scent of a sidewalk after a thunderstorm while orchids yielded the perfume of chocolate and lemons. Jake and Ben held each other’s hand just like a couple of Joshua trees did behind them with their branches 

Ben raised his head a little. “Hey Jake, what’s happening between us?”

“I have no idea,” answered Jake with a shrug. “All I know is that it feels good.”

Ben nested himself closer to him. “Remember what I told you before? That when I feel sad, I looked at the outside world to forget?”

“Mm-hmm,” replied Jake.

Ben smiled and said, “Well, when I’m with you, I don’t need to distract myself from the real world.”

Jake hugged him tighter and replied, “Me either.”

The two young men watched the sunset by the lake while its light stayed in their eyes.

Chapter 17: Valley of No Returns

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Jake and Ben cuddled each other by the lake while a flock of crows observed them from the opposite bank. 

Suddenly, the flash of a camera banged. The two of them spun around and spotted an ebony long coat. Its wearer aimed a box camera at them and leered with his pale lipless mouth. 

“Lovely place, isn’t it?” said Greylight with a cigar in his mouth.

Bo Peep picked up a rock and threw it at Greylight, but it phased through him.

“Water off a duck’s back.”The undead cowboy snapped his fingers and the camera vanished into a fog. “I’m not really here.” 

“What do you want?” questioned Jake as stepped in front of Ben. 

Greylight puffed smoke. “I just wanted to welcome you to my land.” He tipped his hat. “Howdy hello, the name’s Greylight, the dutiful son of Mephisto.”

“What was the camera for?” wondered Ben.

The ghoul smirked. “I took your souls with it.”

Jake and Ben looked at him with wide eyes.

Greylight burst into peals of laughter. “Haha! Got your eyes wide like cherry pies!” He spat his cigarette “Relax, I was just kiddin’... I like to take pictures from time to time. My dad always said that if I had a soul, it would be the one of an artist.” He gazed at the sky. “Wonder how it would’ve been to paint canvas red instead of towns…”

A fist went through Greylight’s head as Steve punched him.

“Huh?” reacted Steve with wide eyes.

“Care to pull your hand out of my face?” asked Greylight.

“Wait, are you a ghost?” wondered Steve.

“Not really, I guess you can call it astral projection,” explained Greylight. “Anyway, I think you should go back to that old dank house, somethin’ back here might make you jump out of your skins.”

The cowboy blew a cloud that circled him before it took him away. The two young men gawked at each other and rushed back to the hill with Steve. After they raced past cactuses and dead trees, they spotted Lissa and Solomon in the distance.

“What’s going on?” asked Jake.

“The house’s at it again!” shouted Lissa.

Wooden claps resonated as the door and shutters of the house slammed to and fro. A dark mist gathered at the entrance and then darted at the bottom of the hill. It landed into a mass of glowing white eyes which screamed until it grew into an amalgam of imp-like creatures. Dead leaves blew from the desert as a little girl with a raincoat appeared, the same one they encountered at the side of the road. She walked toward the creatures and placed her palm against them. The smoke surrounded her into a tornado while her hair turned black and her pallid skin took an almond tone. The little girl took a deep breath as the fog around her evaporated. A large scar grew on the side of her head while the sclera of her left eye became red.

“Hel- hello,” mumbled the little as she teared up.

“Who are you?” asked Jake.

“My name’s Wendy,” said Wendy as glanced at the house. “I was trapped here after the bad men hurt me.”

Ben tilted his head. “The bad men?”

“They took me away from my parents.” Wendy sniffled. “I tried to run away from them, so I went inside this house… But I fell and knocked my head.” She gazed at them. 

“Wh-… What happened after?” asked Steve.

“When I woke up, I couldn’t leave the house... I was angry and sad…” she said with a crack in her voice. “A weird man appeared one day, it felt so cold… He told me that he would make the bad things inside me disappear if I shook his hand.” Her shadow twitched a bit as she said this. “After that, there were two Wendys.” She looked at the house again. “The one who was sad and angry stayed inside the house, and I was outside.” 

“I’m sorry,” said Ben.

The little girl lowered her head before she stared at them again. “Could you tell my parents where I am? So I can see them one more time..”

“We will,” Jake told her with a smile. “Could you tell us where they are?”

“They live down the valley, somewhere called San Verde, I think,” she informed them.

“We’ll bring back your parents,” declared Jake.

“Thanks,” replied Wendy as she beamed. “And… thank you for making me friends with the other Wendy.”

The group headed back to the road while the little girl waved at them. After they walked between shrubs and piles of stones, they spotted the spotless RV with no stain of blood. Moreover, the deer they had struck before was now gone. Only a few locusts were left as a sign of animal life.

Lissa gawked at the empty road and said, “Let’s just go before cocks start falling from the sky.”

Ben winced a bit and wondered, “Is it common for phalluses to rain around here?”

“Hey, you didn’t think it was a chicken this time.” Jake high-fived him. “Good job.”

Ben and Jake smiled at each other before all of them walked back to their respective seats inside the vehicle. While Lissa drove on, Ben laid at the back with his head resting on Jake's lap. On the passenger seat, Solomon observed his beaded bracelet before he glanced at Ben through the rearview mirror.

Jake glared at him. “You got a problem?”

“I do,” responded the man. “Why did you ask me to come with you?”

“My dad told me to find you,” answered Jake.

“What was his name?” questioned Solomon

“Charles, Charles Amundson,” replied Jake.

Solomon raised his chin. “Charles?”

“You knew him?” inquired Jake.

“He helped with some technical difficulties,” said Solomon as he fiddled with his bracelet. “And a good friend of mine.” He removed his trinket off his wrist and handed it to Jake. “You might wanna check this... Press the one with the omega symbol on it.”

Jake grabbed the bracelet and observed it, one of its ebony beads had some kind of crossed-out O letter etched on it. Jake tapped his thumb on the said bead and it glimmered. It cast a small beacon of light which increased into the projection of a man’s head.

Jake’s eyes bugged out “Dad?” 

“Ian?” muttered Steve

Jake’s father smiled. “Hey champ, you might be wonderin’ why your dad’s a floating head, and why he’s not all as wrinkly as usual.” He chuckled. “Well, it’s your dad from the past, but past as in two or three years ago, it depends on when you’ll watch this honestly…”

“Charles, just go to the point,” called a woman in the distance.

His father looked to the right. “Hey, intervention from your mom! Anyway... You’re not born yet, but there’s a lot of things I need to tell you.” He inhaled. “Jak, your father used to do… bad things. Mugging people, hacking stuff here and there…”

Ben sat up and held Jake by the hands while the latter furrowed his brows. 

“You might be thinkin’ why I did this?” Charles rubbed his neck. “I was young, stupid, and tired…  Tired of the pressure from the rest of the family.” He shook his head in disbelief. “Which brings up another point… Your grandfather…” Charles sighed. “His name is Steve Rogers. I’m pretty sure you know him more as Captain America.”

Jake flinched and glanced at Steve who also stared at the hologram.

His father sighed again. “It’s a hard choice, but I don’t want you to grow knowing that your dad was a criminal, or that your grandfather was one of Earth’s mightiest heroes.” Charles looked right in front of him. “I want you to grow up as your own person… It might be foolish, but as a kid, knowing that your dad’s Captain America was something to be proud of for sure,” his voice went down. “But being constantly compared to someone you consider as so much better than you, wondering and torturing yourself every night about you can make a difference compared to your dad… I don’t want that for you.” 

Steve stooped his posture as he heard this.

“I want you to see me as your dad, not as a name you have to carry around your neck,” said Jake’s father as he scrubbed his hand over his face. “That might be a terrible decision, and if it was, I’m sorry… I- I’m sorry… Just know that you’re my son and that… I love you.”

The light of the bracelet turned off and it dropped off Jake's hands. Hence, Solomon leaned forward and picked it up. 

“Your father told me to show you this if…” Solomon paused. “If something happened to him... My condolences.”

Jake looked down at the floor and clenched his fists while Ben rubbed his back.

“Jake…” Steve paused. “I’m sorry.”

“Lissa, stop the car,” urged Jake. “Stop it now!”

The RV braked and Jake stormed out of it. Ben immediately ran after him with Steve. Jake ran into the forest and banged his fists against a tree before he rested his head against it and wept. Ben rushed to the latter and put his left hand over his left shoulder. Steve shuffled toward them as Jake shot daggers at him.

“You!” Jake gestured at Steve. “Why you didn’t tell me about my dad?!”

Steve raised his hands a bit and let them drop. “I didn’t know, Jake. I promise…” Steve put his fists against his waist. “Your father… He had cut ties with me a long time ago.”

“Why would he do that?” questioned Jake.

“I ask myself this all the time…” spoke Steve in hushed tones. “My so- Your dad. He was a good kid, but he sometimes let his emotions take over and… acted out of them.”

Jake gulped some tears and asked, “Why you didn’t try to find him?” 

“We tried, me, his mom, our friends… But each time we found him, your father found ways to disappear again…” explained Steve. “So, we’ve just- we’ve just decided to respect his decision and gave up…”

Jake shook his head and laughed a bit. “Right, giving up, that’s what you guys do.” Jake stared at Steve from head to toe. “You and your fucking stupid costumes, your fucking catchphrases, and your fucking fake symbols… If you didn’t give up, my dad wouldn’t have been all alone! He would still be alive!” yelled Jake as he cried.

Steve moved down his chin and walked away while Jake watched him.

“Jake,” called Ben. “I… I’m saying this because I care about you…” Ben paused and said, “I think… I think you’re not being fair.”

“I don’t care about being fair right now,” replied Jake.

Ben wrapped his hands around Jake’s left hand. “Jake, you were here for me earlier. So I’m here for you now.” Ben took a deep breath and pursued with, “Some families have problems, and others…” Ben breathed again. “Some are not families. And I think yours had misunderstandings and problems… Maybe if you just talk-”

“I don’t wanna talk to him!” Jake bobbed at Steve.

“You don’t have to,” replied Ben. “Just know that he’s sorry. And that for me this whole thing is just a bunch of people refusing to talk.” Ben caressed Jake’s arms. “I’ll respect your choices, no matter what, but good families are rare you know?”

Jake smiled a bit and looked at Ben to say, “Sometimes, I feel like you’re the only person I can talk to.”

Ben grinned and replied, “That’s what friends are here for.”

Jake tickled Ben’s palms with his thumbs before he took a glimpse at Steve.

“Fine, you’ve won. I’m talking to him,” conceded Jake. “But you owe me one.”

Ben tried to understand what Jake had just said and led him toward Steve.

“Hey,” called Jake. “Sorry for earlier… I- I think got that from my dad.”

“You remind me of him,” said Steve with a nostalgic smile. “I swear to you, that there wasn’t a day where I forgot about him.”

“I trust you,” said Jake as he walked closer to Steve. “I can’t think of how many times I ignored my dad for hiding things from me…” He closed his eyes. “I… I just wish I would have spent more time doing other things with him instead- instead of being a complete asshole to him... Like I was with you.”

Steve put his hands on Jake’s shoulders and replied, “It’s okay… Emotions can be hard to control.”

“You look so much like him,” scoffed Jake before he teared up. “I miss him… I miss my dad so much…”

Steve hugged Jake and said softly, “It’s okay, I promise you we’ll find to bring him back.”

“We’ll save your dad,” whispered Ben.

Steve hugged him tighter while Ben pressed his brown-haired head against Jake’s back. 

“Um, guys?” interrupted Lissa. “You should check this out.”

A sign stood in front of them with San Verde spelled on it. They stepped back into the RV and drove forward. Remote double pen pastel houses appeared, they were separated from each other by grid fences. One of them bore on its roof a purple and yellow flag with the drawing of a red staff stringed with feathers, Tohono O’odham was sewn on it too. They walked out of the parked vehicle and strolled past white roadside shrines decorated with flowers and rosaries. Wendy’s picture was inside one of them while another contained the photograph of a crow-haired young woman. Jake knelt and carefully brushed away the little trees in front of it. 

Jake’s eyes opened wide. “That’s my mom!” He pulled out his phone and showed them to the others. “Look.”

“What are you doing with my daughter’s shrine?!” questioned a man.

The young man jumped up and faced an elderly man with a white Stetson, a silver cloud necklace, and a yellow jacket. He glared at them and held a statue of the Virgin Mary. 

“Your daughter?” Jake gawked at him. “Her name was Linda? And... she went to Flowing Wells University, right?”

The old man flinched. “How do you know that?”

Jake took a quick breath. “I’m her son.”

The old man’s mouth dropped as he observed Jake. “You’re… You look almost like her.”

He outstretched his arms and hugged the young man.

Lissa murmured to Ben, “Did he just say his daughter looked like a guy?”

“You’re his friends?” asked the grandfather.

“Yes,” replied Ben and Lissa.

“No,” answered Solomon.

He shook their hands. “Shap kaij, my name is Sam Esteban.”

“Wow, Jake, you got two granddads!” realized Ben.

Steve and Sam stared at Ben while Jake forced a laugh.

“It’s complicated,” said Jake.

“Jake can see the manifestation of his other grandpa,” explained Ben. “So if one day you died, maybe he would be able to see yours too.”

“Ben!” shouted Jake.

Esteban crossed himself and placed the statue of the Virgin Mary next to his daughter’s shrine before he bobbed at the grey house with the flag.

“You must be starving, we have some bean stews left,” declared the old man.

“Wait.” Jake sighed. “We found Wendy...” He glanced at her shrine. “Her body is inside the Benson House, on the other side of the valley.”

Esteban nodded. “It was deemed to happen… I’ll tell her famil-”

“Jake, we got some new faces?” greeted a frail woman with a cotton dress. “Welcome to San Verde.”

“Maria…” Esteban held her fingers. “Wendy, she… I’m sorry.”

The mother looked at Esteban for minutes before she let go of his hands. She stumbled and slid her body down a fence. Maria gripped at the grid and grimaced as her other hand clutched at her dress. Her mouth pinched before it opened and let out a long painful scream. Her scream was so intense it was as if air left her entire lungs and came out as nothing but hurt. Birds flew away from the houses while the mother wailed a few more times. Esteban put his hands on her shoulders as she cried. Two or three locusts watched them from the other side of the fence.

A man with a scarlet shirt and a black jacket ran to them. His semicircle necklace of green feathers and golden plates bounced against his buff physique. 

“Mother, what’s going on?” he asked.

“John, it’s your sister,” replied Esteban. “… I’m sorry.”

The sturdy man shot daggers at Jake and his group. “You, what you did to Wendy?!”

“It’s not their fault.” The grandfather stepped in front of them. “John, please, that’s my grandson.”

“No matter what blood says.” John clenched his fists. “He’s not one of us, half-breed.”

Maria covered her ears. “Please! Please! No more fighting!”

John helped his mother standing up and carried her back to their house. A red-haired man opened the door for them but John pushed him away.

“Forgive him, John’s very emotional,” said Esteban.

“It’s okay,” responded Jake. “Also. We’ve seen Wendy’s ghost, she told us bad men were chasing her, do you know what she meant?”

Esteban exhaled. “The border patrol, they’ve been troubling us for a while. Leaving garbage in our streets, blaspheming our shrines, trying to run us over… When Wendy disappeared, I had a feeling they were behind it.”

“Do you need our help?” offered Bo Peep.

A muffled buzzing resonated throughout San Verde while a myriad of twisted spots hovered in the sky. Bang-winged insects cracked a cacophony above the place. Progressively, a curtain of locusts rose and charged at them.

Chapter 18: Murder by Moonlight

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Camel-colored locusts gathered under the dusk sky. They twirled around San Verde’s flag and chewed at it until it was riddled with holes. Grasshoppers devoured nearby fruits before they joined them. Their antennas intertwined each other into pieces of fabric while their bodies melted into bigger arms, legs, and a torso. They then into a neck and a head while a dark green hooded robe sewn on the body. The skeletal man had his limbs bent into an insect-like bent. His almond compound eyes contrasted with his pale beige shell for a skin, it glistened like peeled bits of lips glued together.

“Scream and shiver heathens, for Blackheart’s here to bring you salvation,” said the locust man with a husky voice.

Solomon glared at him and said, “Deacon.”

The locust man twitched as he fondled a poppet of branches shaped into a pentagram.

“Look at you; small and tiny, waiting for the hands of death to pound you into oblivion,” he said with a singsong tone. “Behold Blackheart’s sweet large dripping blade as it thrust into you while you beg for deliverance.” He licked his lips. “The wet tip of his sword tickling the sweaty hole in your flesh and c-”

“What are you here for?” questioned Solomon.

“Silly Mister Prey.” Deacon lolled his head and giggled. “The big cat becomes a mouse when faced with the hounds of hell.” 

Lissa grimaced and whispered, “Who’s that crackhead?”

“The great Blackheart has claimed this place,” declared Deacon as he got on all fours and gazed at them. “Do a single thing against his property and you’ll break the pact.”

“A pact?” asked Sam.

Tiny legs protruded between Deacon’s teeth as he declared, “Even if you tried, nothing beside remains. Round the decay.“ His voice distorted as his mouth multiplied into insects. “Look on his works, he Mighty, and despair! His name is Blackheart, king of kings…”

Deacon burst into peals of laughter and locusts as his body collapsed into a swarm of bugs that veiled all of the houses in the area. Jake and his friends protected themselves with their arms while Steve raised his shield in front of them. Once the buzzing ceased and the insects vanished; trees were left leafless, front yards were left grassless, and baskets were left fruitless. 

“We’re gonna need a lot of bug repellent,” noted Steve.

Sam picked up a devoured apple core and threw it away.

“That thing talked about a pact, would you like to explain?” inquired Sam. 

Steve put his left hand on Jake’s right shoulder and said. “You should tell him.”

Jake nodded before he looked at Sam and said, “We’ve made a deal with Blackheart... One of the people behind these supernatural things happenin’ around.”

“What?” Sam planted down his feet. “Why would you do that?”

“It was my idea,” said Ben. “Blackheart, he’ll help us kill the two others if we let him keep the territories he took.”

“And this included San Verde?” asked Sam with crossed arms.

Jake pursed his lips and muttered, “Yes...”

“And I’ll make sure you follow through,” announced Solomon. 

“There goes Spyro the Dragon again…” moaned Lissa.

“I’ll watch over the town and if any of you three tries to sneak by…” He spurted talons out of his left hand. “I’ll let you choose two fingers before I blind you with them.” 

Gingery dragon wings grew out of Solomon’s back before he took off.

“Someone go tell Pete that Elliott’s being an assclown,” said Lissa.

Jake sighed and told Sam, “I’m sorry, Mr. Esteban.”

Sam smiled and replied, “C’mon, call me grandpa.”

Jake raised his head. “Thanks…” He smiled back. “Grandpa.”

Sam gestured to the east and guided them to the grey house. 

“Here’s the district office,” declared Sam. “We could put some mattresses inside for you. There are only two rooms though, so you’ll have to share a bed.”

“That won’t be a problem, replied Lissa. “Jake and Ben will sleep together.”

“Hey!” Jake furrowed his brows. “We don’t have a say in this?” 

Lissa gazed at him. “Jake, do you want to sleep with me?”

“No,” responded Jake.

Lissa turned her eyes to Bo Peep. “Ben, do you want to sleep with Jake?”

Ben grinned. “Yes.”

“There!” Lissa clapped her hands together. “Oh, and if someone could put a TV or at least a radio inside my room, it’ll be great.” 

As the moon began to rise, she catwalked inside the building and locked herself into the next room. The others followed Sam and discovered a refined room with double-hung windows, a whiteboard, and a few plastic boards. 

Sam tidied some fallen pencils. “It’s not much, but I hope it’s enough.” 

“No, it’ll be okay,” assured Jake.

“Reminds me of one of the barracks I’ve slept in,” said Steve.

Bo Peep curtsied to Sam and said, “Thank you for your hospitality.” Ben then leaned forward and whispered, “I’ve smelled that Solomon man, I think he likes to drink alcohol... So, if you want to-” He winked to Sam and walked away.

More people came after Sam left and they brought mattresses. Ben put down his backpack and observed knife sheaths on some of their belts. Others outside held shovels and crowbars.

“Are you guys goin’ to war or something?” questioned Jake.

“We’re waiting for the night to get rid of those guys from the patrol,” answered a long-haired man with a white and black jacket. “Oh, and sorry for my brother. John’s on edge these days.”

“I understand,” replied Ben.

John’s brother simpered and said, “The name’s James, by the way.” 

Once they were alone inside the district office, Jake sprawled on the mattress and groaned. He covered his face with his palms and rested.

“Do you want a massage?” proposed Ben.

“No thanks,” mumbled Jake. “I just want to sleep, I feel like my head’s about to explode.”

Ben wrinkled his brows. “It’s not your fault, you know. It’s mine. You could’ve helped them if I-”

“We would’ve died without you,” Jake cut him off before he sat up. “I’m just angry that I can’t do anything to help Sam…” He slumped. “My dad, my mom, and now all of this,” muttered Jake as his hands clasped at the sheet. 

“Hey, Jake, it’ll get better, I promise,” said Steve.

“I just wish I could go on one day with no bullshit…” moaned Jake. “It’s fucking exhausting.”

Ben sat next to Jake and asked, “Do you need a hug?”

Jake chuckled. “You know you don’t have to ask.”

Ben wrapped his arms around Jake.

All of a sudden, Ben’s eyes brightened. “What if we could help your grandpa?”

“You got a plan?” wondered Jake.

“Yup!” he responded with a grin. “So, we pretend that I have set myself on fire-”

The whiteboard fell on the ground while the tiles under it trembled. Steve gestured to Jake and Ben to stay back as he walked forward. A part of the floor slid open as a white Stetson hat stuck out of it. before Sam climbed up. 

Jake tilted his head. “Grandpa? What’s going on?”

“I told you, I had my doubts against these people from the border patrol.” He tapped the ladder he was on. “So, we dug secret tunnels out of the mine under San Verde just in case we should escape.”

Sam went down and Jake followed him while Ben walked to the other side of the room and knocked on a door.

“Lissa, we’re taking down a border patrol, you want to join us?” he asked.

A growl resonated from inside her room. “Huuh, I’m busy! I’m… I’m reading online stories about... Capwolf impregnating Iron Vampire!”

“Ach, have fun then,” said Bo Peep before he headed back to the secret hatch. “Lissa is reading a romance novel about a wolf… I think. They’re having a baby with a robot vampire.”

Jake looked at him with wide eyes in total silence.

“Let’s go join grandpa,” Jake told him.

“I’ve phased inside the mine quickly, and it looks safe,” added Steve. “Don’t climb down too fast though, you could trip and break a leg.”

“Thanks, Cap, for teaching us how to climb a ladder,” scoffed Jake.

Ben and Jake both stepped down the wooden ladder, one rung after the other. Once at the bottom, they reached an underground railway. Ben opened his backpack and removed his vest while Sam and eighteen other men approached, including Wendy’s father and John.

“Ah, you’re here,” greeted Sam. 

“Why did you bring the half-breed and his wik'ovat?” questioned John.

Esteban shot daggers at John and shouted, “My grandson’s no half-breed! He’s one of us, deal with it.” 

Sam snatched a baseball bat off John’s hands and gave it to Jake. 

A click resonated.

John stepped to the side with a gun in his left hand, he pointed the pistol right at Sam’s head. Jake stomped toward John, but John pressed the cannon against Sam’s right temple. 

“One more step and I’ll shoot his brain all over the wall,” threatened John. “You two, go join the others.”

The two young men shuffled to the group while John moved backward.

“John, what’s the meaning of this?!” questioned his brother, James.

“You still don’t get it, James? Our ancestors were kidnapped, convinced they were a part of that tribe.” John flared his nostrils. “We’re no damn Tohono O’odham, we’re Apache!”

James glared at him. “It was centuries ago!”

“And it is still happening, we’re losing our identities.” John gestured at Jake. “Half-breeds like him and Wendy are allowed in our community!”

“Wendy was our sister,” declared James.

“She was his daughter!” He pointed at the red-headed man. “After father died, our mother married one of them and gave birth to that half-breed and you’re gonna call her one of us?! We’re better off without her!” 

“You had something to do with Wendy’s disappearance, didn’t you?” inquired Sam.

John smirked. “The half-breed’s not the only who made a deal with the demon.” His eyes turned amber like that of an eagle. “I gave Wendy to these savages from the border patrol. In exchange, Blackheart gave me powers,” revealed John as he touched his feathered necklace.

John seized a part of the ladder with his other hand and tore it away with ease. Steve tried to follow him, but John’s necklace glowed and pushed him back.

All of a sudden, inhuman whines echoed from the depths of the mine.

John cooed. “The patrol should be here soon.” 

“You’re selling us to them too?” questioned Sam.

“You’re weak, Sam,” declared John while half of the group joined him. “The path of war is the only way to take.” He looked at his brother and asked, “James, you’re comin’?”

His younger brother shot daggers at him. “I’m staying with my family.”

“Your choice,” replied John with a shrug. “I’ll tell the others you died like warriors.”

John opened a rusty steel door as the other men walked through. and shut it down. James charged to it but it did not nudge.

“He locked us in!” he yelled.

“I’ll get him,” said Steve.

Steve sprinted toward the steel door while the force of John’s necklace hindered him. Captain America groaned and phased through the surface. Once on the other side, Steve slowed down as he noticed a large crevasse in front of him, with only a fallen tree trunk as a bridge. A swarm of locusts let John and his men cross the bridge before the insects crawled all over the tree and gnawed its wood until it disappeared. Steve sighed and phased back to the others.

“So?” asked Jake.

“It’s useless, there’s a crevasse on the other side,” said Steve.

Clip-clops resonated against the humid stones of the cold mine. As the sound got louder, the scent of moist rocks mixed with one of mushrooms and sulfur. Sam turned his flashlight at its source. A herd of seven-foot-tall humanoids emerged from the darkness and dragged their long skeletal arms against the ground. Hoofed legs held the creatures’ upper bodies. Their torsos wore wilted men’s skin with the faces on their heads like hooded shirts. Black equine maws protruded out with huge rectangular teeth. Their pupils were dilated into vertical lines onto their brown scleras. Slimy border patrol badges glistened on the demonic centaurs. 

The hair on Jake's neck stood up as he observed the abominations. James recoiled his back against the steel door.

“How these things came to life?” wondered James.

“Blackheart also made a deal with them” answered Jake.

Frozen air breathed out of the bipedal Werehorses’ snouts as they walked closer to them. One of Sam’s men jumped at them with a shovel but the largest creature bit at his weapon, twisted its neck backward, and hurled inside an empty coal cart. Two of the centaurs pounced at him and bent their jaws inside the cart. Screams erupted before they were muffled as the two abominations smothered him with their great hands. The wheels squeaked while shadows wrestled above them. 

Jake and the other men held tight their weapons while Ben dug inside his backpack in a frenzy. Sweats dripped as their hearts struggled to soothe. James unsheathed two knives and groaned. Soon, all of them sprinted at the creatures. One of them dug its teeth deep inside Jake's baseball bat but James stabbed it in the throat. Oozes of pus squirted out of the holes before Ben smacked it away with his bag.

The Werehorses stepped back while the injured one wrapped its right hand around its neck. 

Ben picked up a baby doll and whispered, “Jake, I have a grenade inside this doll.”

Jake jerked back. “Why did you put it inside a doll? And where you got a grenade?”

“People are more vulnerable in front of babies, and an old veteran gave one to me after he asked me to call him a hung granddaddy,” responded Bo Peep as fast as he could. 

“I could sneak this behind them?” suggested Steve.

Jake explained the plan to Ben and Steve picked up the doll. The latter used his invisibility to trod around the Werehorses as he held the doll as low as he could. He then pulled the string out of the doll while some fume came out of it. Then, he threw it at the wounded Werehorse’s feet. Bo Peep and his friends sprung back while the creature looked down at the toy baby.

It exploded as dirt and yellowish mush blew up all over the mine as the remains of the monsters dropped down. The Werehorse leader observed its congener’s rests and snarled a neigh. It then next took a stance and lunged at them. 

Dust and rocks collapsed as the hatch above them was punched down. The centaur leaped away from it as a blonde figure landed in front of it. 

Her hands were clawed while her ears pointed up. She glanced back at them and flashed her mouths with two sharp fangs. Between her unkempt hair strands, a pair of golden eyes glowed, similar to that of a wolf.

“Lissa?” wondered Ben.

She gazed at the Werehorses with a smirk and said, “Surprise, bitch.”

Chapter 19: She Wolf by Night

Chapter Text

Lissa’s ebony scleras stared at the Werehorses. One of them got on all fours and breathed a fetid odor of rotten flesh at her face. She cringed and huffed. 

“We need to help her,” urged Ben.

Steve seized the biggest Werehorse while Bo Peep grabbed a stone and threw it at the creature in front of Lissa. The young woman pounced at the distracted monster and bit off its left shoulder tendons. Jake whacked its head with his bat while James stabbed it in the stomach before he swung the other twin blade at another fiendish centaur. 

“Kick it while it’s down!” ordered Lissa.

Lissa and her friends beat the beast with their feet until it was a dead horse. At the back, Esteban lit up the mine with his flashlight. He aimed the beam at a centaur’s eyes and blinded it. One of its men took the opportunity to swing its crowbar at its head while Ben grabbed a sharp tooth on the ground and thrust it in its abdomen. He then seized a leg from the blown-up Werehorse and struck the monster’s skull with it. 

“J- Jake,” groaned Steve “I can’t hold this thin-”

Their leader freed itself from Steve’s grip and charged at them as Ben rolled away. However, the other man stayed to crush his opponent’s head with his left shoe. The larger Werehorse seized him with both hands, smacked him against a wall, then again as his bones crunched. The monster next hurled the man into the darkness of the mine. It took a glimpse down at its peer, panting and oozing before it raised its left hoof and stomped the Werehorse’s neck. The tallest creature lifted the corpse and threw it to another man. He tried to run, but the dead body landed on him. His legs wriggled under the two thousand pounds of flesh as it crushed him.

Lissa growled and pounced at the leader before they wrestled and knocked each other against the walls. The ceiling cracked while the mine quaked.

“You need to go, the mine’s about to fall!” yelled Lissa.

Jake looked at “But you-”

“I’ll handle BoJack,” she cut him off.

They nodded to her and raced through the crumbling mine. Fissures slithered on the walls while gravel rained on them. Esteban led the way and ran as fast as he could. Pins and needles hindered their legs, but they sprinted against it. Pieces of rocks dropped all around them into an uproar while Steve raised his shield above Jake to cover him.

“Ben!” shouted Jake.

Dozens of them fell above Ben, so Jake pushed him out of the way. Jake stumbled and tripped to the left. A cluster of rocks now separated Jake from the others as he was stuck with another man wearing a red shirt. 

“Jake, keep running!” urged Sam from the other side.

Jake darted through the shaft with Steve and the man. Captain America’s shield sheltered them from the collapsing mine as they ran toward beams of moonlights until they reached a narrow crevasse. 

“Walk first,” said the man.

Jake slid through the gap while the man followed him. 

“My name is Ned Sestiaga Jr.,” listed the man. “I love soap carving, reading kids’ horror books, I’m terribly afraid of gees-”

“What the fuck are you doin’?” wondered Jake.

“I overshare when under pressure,” answered Ned. “One day, I was leaving the shower and stubbed my big toe, it hurt a lot…”

Jake rolled his eyes while Ned kept talking.

Grains of the desert blew on their faces once they were at the end of the crevasse. Jake stepped out of it while the mine tremored. Steve pulled Ned by the arm, but a pile of stones fell on the latter’s left leg.

“Go join the others,” said Ned. “There’s a soap right here, I’ll carve it to kill time.”

Jake left him his baseball bat and edged with Steve between a field of cactuses. 

All of a sudden, a buzzing sounded as tiny dots eclipsed the crescent moon. Wings and antennas appeared on them and soon a swarm of locusts flew toward them. Jake crouched and they dashed at Ned. The man squirmed and trashed his arms as the insects covered him like a second skin. Jake and Steve charged through the cactuses, but the locusts constricted on Ned and his body collapsed like sand. He became a torso, then a ball. Nothing but his clothes remained when they whizzed away. 

The grasshoppers assembled into a hooded humanoid and a laugh escaped them.

“Judgement is upon you, traitor,” proclaimed Deacon. “No bloodshed can quench our thirst, no slaughter can feed us enough. But the taste of your beating heart within our teeth will delight us.” 

Jake gazed to his right and noticed a crow on a dead tree. The bird tapped their beak and flew to the south. Jake took a quick breath and ran after the crow. Deacon split his smile into locusts and chased after him. Spines scratched Jake’s clothes while stones hit his feet, but Jake raced. Steve lifted his shield in front of Jake and crushed as many locusts as he could, but most of them escaped. 

Jake slapped insects away from his hair and shoulders. He rolled down a slope and faced a road with his mother’s shrine at its edge. Translucent electricity flowed through his fingers. He bawled his fists and closed his eyes. His arms trembled and he outstretched them toward the shrine and its fiery candles. 

Nothing happened.

Deacon giggled as he stood up the slope between two feathered trees. 

“Stupid child,” he mocked. “Blackheart will be overjoyed to know that we have eaten you alive.” 

The leaves next to them flapped with the wind and cawed. Jake watched the trees and smiled.

“Still smiling in front of death, heathen?” questioned Deacon.

“Look up,” said Jake as he pointed at the trees.

The locust man raised his head and gasped. Murders of crows up in the branches stared at him. He stepped back and shivered. The birds circled him and swooped down. Deacon swung his arms and caught one of them, but the volatile plunged their beak into his right eye and bit insects out of it. They pecked at every inch of Deacon’s body as he screamed and yelped. Locusts flew up but were soon snatched by other crows. Some insects squirmed as they were tore in half between two birds or squeezed under their talons. 

“BLACKHEART!” longly cried Deacon.

The largest bird ripped out of the man’s chest a crimson locust with a wasp-like body. The beak pinched its head and shook it around until the body of the insect catapulted away. All the locusts around dropped dead if they were not already eaten. Jake observed the macabre spectacle while Steve bodyguarded him. 

When they were done, ebony birds gathered back up on the branches. Their shadows loomed down along the slope and in front of the young man’s feet. Dark lines swelled on the sand and merged into the silhouette of a woman with long hair and a floaty dress. Jake watched the female shadow who faced him.

“M- Mom?” asked Jake with bugged-out eyes.

The shadow’s head reclined as if she nodded. Jake fell on his knees and gasped for air. He extended his right hand and touched her face. Despite the cold night, the sand was warm.

“Was… was it you in my dream?” he wondered.

His mother nodded again.

“Can you talk?” 

She shook her head.

“Maybe she knows something about your powers?” suggested Steve.

Jake looked at his quivering hands and asked, “My powers… Is it magic?”

Her head shook once more.

The young man pursed his lips. “Is it science stuff?” 

She answered with another negative gesture.

He crossed his arms and narrowed his brows. “Is it related to magic?”

She nodded.

Jake flinched. “Huh? It’s related to magic but it’s not magic? What does that even mean…” He sighed. 

The crows cawed as some of them began to leave.

“Mom, wait!” shouted Jake. “Don’t leave!”

Flutters resonated as the crows flew around Jake into a tornado. Moonlight flashed between their feathers like an old movie projector. Progressively, an ethereal female figure of light and darkness manifested. Her face had eerie similarities with Jake’s.

“Mom?” he called with a breaking voice.

His mother smiled a little and whispered, “I love you, Jake.”

The tornado shattered into various flocks of birds who dashed away and disappeared within the night. Small plumes of smoke left the snuffed candles around his mother’s shrine. Tears dripped down the young man’s cheeks as he held one feather that stayed here. Steve put his hands on Jake’s shoulders and helped him stand up.

“Jake!” yelled Ben as he rushed to him. “What happened?”

“Ned…” He glanced at the mine. “That thing made of insects killed him… And then…” Jake paused. “My Mom saved me.”

Esteban’s eyes widened and he whispered, “Linda…”

“I’m sorry for what happened,” stated John. “But we have to stop my brother.”

“You’ll be okay?” worried Ben as he caressed Jake's face.

Jake nodded and the group sprinted back to San Verde. Suddenly, a man emerged from behind a tree with a gun.

“James had doubts you would survive.” He aimed his pistol at Esteban. “Goodbye.”

Steve punched the man and he got knocked out.

“Oh... That was fast,” said Steve. 

Stems from a nearby bush moved and the group took a fighting stance. 

“Aaah!” screamed Lissa as she jumped out of the bush with a big horse head in her hands. “Aaah?” 

Everyone stared at her.

“Huh, Lissa are you okay?” questioned Jake.

“Um, yeah.” She dropped the horse head. “Look at my dress.” She lifted her ripped skirt soaked with yellow slime. “Whoever’s behind this better have a great lawyer!”

“Let’s go,” urged Jake before he sprinted forward.

“You wanted to shove the horse head on that man?” Ben asked Lissa.

“Yeah,” she said as they ran. “I thought you know, a head on a head, that’s a fun way of doing it.”

“I’ve noticed, nice idea!” complimented Ben.

They raced back in front of the district office where they found a crowded street and John on its roof. The buff man grimaced when they arrived.

“Here there are! The traitors, they were plotting with the border patrol!” shouted John.

“We killed them, you’re welcome,” responded Lissa while Bo Peep showed a badge covered by ooze.

“James’s the one plotting with the enemy!” yelled James. “He sold Wendy to them.”

People in the crowd flinched while Wendy’s mother put a hand over her mouth.

“J- John?” she stuttered. “You gave your sister to them?”

John stomped his left foot. “She’s not my sister! I did what’s best for us by selling that half-breed!” 

Maria stepped back. “No… NO!”

Everyone walked toward the district office while the wind blew violent gusts.

“It’s over John,” proclaimed Esteban. “Give up.”

The buff man ground his teeth. “Never.” He fondled the inner side of his jacket. “All of you, you’re weak. You forgot what these people did to us?” He pointed at Wendy’s father. “They’ve ransacked our lands, enslaved us, stole our lives!” he screamed. “And now you want to forgive them? Live in harmony? Make bastards with them?” John put a piece of paper out of his chest pocket. “I’ll make them pay, all of them, for what they did…” He read the paper out loud, “Pater autem mendacium! Tolle animam meam!”

A storm howled while nimbuses were amassed in the sky. John outstretched his arms as his eyes turned eagle-like while gales blew his wild mane. Lightning and thunderclaps banged above him into a pair of wings.

“It’s coming!” he yelled with a mad smile. “The power that was promised to me!”

Crimson bolts of energy struck the roof and two red eyes glowed within its smoke. A colossal titan of steel emerged with his armor, Blackheart.

“Your power?” Blackheart chuckled. “Any magic you had, it came from me.”

John stiffened and limped back. “Wh- wha- But we had a deal!”

“And it is now ending. Now’s the time for the payment.” Blackheart slammed his hands on John’s head. “You like your ancestors, don’t you? I’ll grant you the honor of joining them… IN HELL!.”

The knight pressed his palms against John’s skull while crunches sounded. Electricity flowed through his armor and shocked the buff man who cried. Soon, his tears earned a muddy texture and became yellow. John’s skin wrinkled and turned yellow as his lower lip hung down loosely. More and more, the buff man’s muscles lost their solidness and shifted into flabby meat. John squealed and squawked as his skin melted into a yolk-like mush. The man liquefied into a puddle that Blackheart gathered between his hands and kneaded it. He squeezed the substance between his fingers and when opened them it had transformed into an eagle egg.

“Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,” softly hummed Blackheart as he moved his hand pinching the egg.

Maria watched the scene and whimpered.

“Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.”Blackheart threw the egg up in the air before he grabbed it back. “Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.” 

The knight jungled with John’s new inhuman form while his mother witnessed it.

“Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.” Blackheart dropped the egg. “Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.”

“NO!” wailed Maria.

The egg smashed against the edge of the roof and black energy came out of it before it entered the knight.

“All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again,”

James held his mother who broke down in tears while Esteban walked them away. Jake and his friends glared at Blackheart as Solomon flew next to him. 

“Deacon?” summoned Blackheart.

Nobody appeared.

The knight gazed at Jake. “You’ve killed him... Not bad.” He clapped slowly. “But wait... You’ve also broken our alliance.”

Blackheart snapped his fingers and a portal opened right under Ben. The latter fell into it while Jake rushed to it, but the vortex closed seconds after. Jake tapped the ground but his friend was already gone.

“What did you do?!” questioned Jake.

“You took my bishop, so I took one of your friends,” responded Blackheart. “Be glad that it wasn’t you, mongrel.”

Another portal appeared behind the knight and he stepped through it with Solomon. 

Jake stared at the ground where his friend once stood and cried.

Chapter 20: Demonic Dealings

Chapter Text

Ben walked down a hallway with his tainted clothes while Solomon escorted him.

“What do you earn from working for Blackheart?” asked Ben.

Solomon nudged him forward and said, “I don’t work for him, I work with him.”

”If you say so,” replied Ben.

Solomon flinched before he pushed Ben through a door. They arrived inside an immense room with checkered tiles with wooden walls. An elevated desk surmounted in front of them with an apple tree for a throne. Its branches slithered on the wall while snakes crawled between them. Head-shaped figs hanged from the branches with other fruits resembling arms and legs.

Bark covered a nearby jury stand that had human faces bumping against its surface. Solomon strolled behind it while a man with mutated scorpion traits prowled after him. 

“Ah, the backstabber’s finally here,” said Abominite.

A humanoid centipede crawled next to them and murmured, “I wish mercy on your soul and the ones around you.”

The tree grumbled as a hollow opened in it. Two armored hands grabbed its edges before a knight came out a part where nothing gleamed. 

“Good day, traitor,” greeted Blackheart with a deep voice.

“Good day, betrayed,” replied Ben with a grin. 

Blackheart clenched his fists while Solomon coughed. The latter gestured at a podium that Ben shuffled toward.

“The last person who had double-crossed was the angel of death,” proclaimed Blackheart as he sat down. “A mere mortal like you must have a lot of audacity for doing the same.”

“Thank you for your understanding,” said Ben. “But I am confused as to why you feel we double-crossed you?”

Blackheart chuckled. “Confused? You know what happened.”

“I think I do,” replied Ben with a wandering gaze. “But I thought we were allowed this one time to help.”

Blackheart tilted his head. “Why in hell would you be allowed to mess with my territories?”

Ben raised an eyebrow. “I- I don’t understand. That’s not wh-” He glanced at Solomon. “Oh.”

“Finish your sentence,” ordered Blackheart.

“Well, that’s…” Ben paused. “That’s not what Solomon told us.”

Solomon’s eyes widened and he released his talons. “You lyin-”

Blackheart showed his palm to Solomon and said, “Let him talk.”

“You should be more polite to him,” advised Ben.

“And you should choose wisely your next words,” retorted Blackheart.

Ben took a quick breath and said, “Solomon… He used to be friends with Jake's father.”

Blackheart slouched against the tree seat. “Pursue.”

“Since…” Ben pinched his lips. “You did what you did to his father... Solomon hadpity for Jake and then we met Jake’s grandfather… At first, we respected the deal,” assured Ben. “But then Solomon said he had talked to you and that you would let us help them as you had made a deal with both the border patrol and John.”

“He is lying!” shouted Abominite. “Don’t-”

“Quiet!” Blackheart cut him off. “I want to hear each word of his story.” He waved a little at Ben. “Talk.”

The latter nodded. “With all of this going on, Solomon said you would let us help since it would shake things up,” explained Ben. “So we helped them, which pushed John to sacrifice his soul to you.”

“Interesting,” scoffed Blackheart as he tucked his hand under his chin. “Solomon, I’m disappointed in you.”

Ben took a glimpse at Solomon with drooping eyes while the latter looked daggers at him.

Blackheart stood up and questioned, “You really thought I wouldn’t realize the kid was lying?”

Ben froze as his eyes turned purple. The colossal Blackheart stepped toward him while the scorpion man smirked and the centipede man shivered.

“You’re in my territory and found me stupid enough to trust you?” asked Blackheart as he approached. “You’ve tried to turn me against one of my men just to save your skin.” 

Ben contained his fear as the knight’s shadow and his sword loomed over him.

“You wanted to push me into killing my brother and my sister.” Blackheart shook his head. “What a perverted creature.”

Ben stared at Blackheart as his blade brushed the young man’s left arm.

“We have a lot to talk about,” said Blackheart. “Centipor, go fetch our guest some clothes,” ordered Blackheart.

Solomon jerked back. “What?” 

Ben gawked forward. “Y- You… What’s happening?”

“A shower,” announced Blackheart as he kicked Ben into another portal. 

Bo Peep tripped and fell back first against porcelain slabs. He was now next to shower stalls whose hoses had vines fused with them, and flowers were conjoined to their heads. 

“Perfumed water. Impressive, right?” described Blackheart. “Strip.”

Ben jumped. “You want me to get naked in front of you?” He stepped back. “Will you-”

“Sexual contacts bring me no pleasure,” Blackheart interrupted him. “You can take that idea out of your head.”

Ben winced as he unbuttoned his shirt and pulled down his pants with his underwear. He then took off his tie and Blackheart hurled the attire away. 

“Go under the one with hyacinths, I prefer their scent,” advised Blackheart.

The young man headed to the stall with strap-shaped leaves and reflexed red petals. Warm water poured on his slim body as soon as he turned the shower on. His hands washed his sweat and the dirt away while a spicy yet sweet aroma enveloped him. 

“Do you know what I like about flowers?” asked Blackheart. “You can’t read them, there’s always that sense of uncertainty with them.” He crossed his arms and bent against the wall. “Their deceiving appearance, their ever-changing colors,” listed Blackheart. “I easily get bored, but flowers, they keep testing my senses.”

“I’m done,” declared Bo Peep with their face turned to the opposite side.

Blackheart threw a towel to them while a vortex materialized to their right. Centipor stumbled out of it with a cart filled with clothes. 

“Here’s what you wanted Blackheart. I- I hope I won’t disappoint you like I always do,” said Centipor with a low voice.

Blackheart dug his hands through it and threw away some jackets and jeans.

“There!” shouted Blackheart before he handed an outfit to Ben.

Ben scanned the gifts. They were rather similar to what he used to wear, except that the vest was crimson, the tie had a violet shade, and the pants were completely black. He gulped and slid them on.

“Swell,” praised Blackheart. “You can leave, Centipor.”

“Anything, your highness.” The humanoid centipede bowed and crawled away. 

“Obedient and moronic, ain’t that the perfect servant?” asked Blackheart.

“You shouldn’t treat people like tools,” said Bo Peep.

“Is it worse than pretending to see them as people but still using them as tools?” countered Blackheart.

Ben narrowed his brows and said, “That’s not what I do.”

“Keep lying to yourself,” mocked Blackheart.

Ben balled his fists as his eyes turned red. “I’m not lying.”

Blackheart snickered and removed his helmet. It revealed a handsome blonde-haired masculine face with soft yet strong features. He opened his eyes which showed two dark irises and pupils with no colors and no tints. Blackheart knelt and plunged his gaze into Ben’s.

“They say that the eyes are the windows to the soul.” Blackheart grabbed him by the chin. “Seems like you have the soul of a chameleon to me.”

Bo Peep slapped Blackheart’s hand away and spun to the other side.

“I don’t do that on purpose!” yelled Ben. “It’s- it’s-”

“It’s in your blood,” answered Blackheart. “You’re naturally good at manipulating people.”

Ben shook his head. “That’s not true!”

“We’ll see,” said Blackheart with a smirk.

Another warp gate was summoned but the young man did not move. 

“You want to see your friends again, right?” inquired Blackheart. “Then follow me.”

Ben gulped and fiddled his fingers before he stepped through the portal. A blood-tinted tunnel of foggy faces in agony circled him. He edged forward while the souls moaned and wailed. Sunlight blinded him as an aurora of pastels shone in the sky. Stout and coarse grass surrounded him with an array of succulents; cactuses, rosettes of giant spiny leaves, and others with fleshy ones. 

Bo Peep gazed at his right where stomped two elephants. A pod of pelicans flew past them and swooped at a nearby lake. The young man contemplated the scenery while a herd of bighorn sheep trod toward him. Ben pricked some sweetbush for them that they ate as he brushed them.

“Welcome to the Desert Wildflower Loop Trail,” greeted Blackheart. “Fancy place, isn’t it?”

“You’ve made it?” quizzed Ben.

Blackheart admired his work and said, “Improved it..”

He ambled by a thin path of sand and Bo Peep walked behind him with his flock of sheep. They traveled by agaves, aloes, and Eve’s needles before they reached a wooden gazebo with hanging bronze stars. Flower shrubs were aligned on every side of the structure while they headed under it.

“My brother controls ice and death,” explained Blackheart. “My sister plays with fire and reality.” 

“And my specialties are storms...” Blackheart clapped his hands which released a wave of translucent energy. ”And life.”

Petals moved when the energy touched them and hovered above the ground. They fluttered as they grew delicate legs and antennas. Soon, a storm of colorful butterflies flitted around them akin to fishes swimming into an invisible sea. Mushrooms inside the holed stars glowed neon green and illuminated like lanterns the gazebo. Ben’s eyes twinkled as he grinned.

“It’s beautiful,” murmured Ben. “It’s like… Like…”

“Hell,” concluded Blackheart.

“Huh?” Ben lolled his head. “Hell’s nothing like this.”

“One man’s hell is another’s heaven,” said Blackheart. 

Ben watched Blackheart leave as he hugged a sheep who nuzzled him back. Then, they both headed to the east where all kinds of trees grew. Peaches, apricots, and oranges all shared branches and produced a soft sugary perfume. A giant pomegranate tree towered in the middle. The trunk had human curves and its top was a woody woman’s head with eagle eyes and lion teeth, two horns came out of her head and split into fruity branches. 

“Let me introduce you to Eve Munn, a brilliant botanist,” presented Blackheart. “She sold her soul to save all the plants of Phoenix from the evils of Man.” 

Bo Peep smiled. “Well, she did great.”

“Indeed, guess turning all its citizens into plants and animals did the job,” mocked Blackheart.

Ben jerked back. “What?”

He looked down at his sheep and noticed their eyes shifting into a more circular shape while their scleras lost their shade.

“Why did you do that?!” Ben yelled at Blackheart.

Blackheart leered. “Why not?” He bobbed at Eve. “Sadly, she’s just a tree, her shoulders- Well her branches, are not strong enough to hold my power.” His smile enlarged. “But they would if she sacrificed her soul to me.”

Bo Peep shot daggers at him. “She won’t, she’ll realize that it’s not the right choice.”

“What’s the right choice?” wondered Blackheart. “Saving the citizens, or saving the plants and the animals?” He laughed. “Once freed, the people of Phoenix will get rid of the forest that had taken over the city, put their pets back in their cages, and eat the others.” He raised both of his eyebrows. “There’s no right choice. Sometimes, you just have to trample over others for your own happiness.”

“You’re wrong!” screamed Ben. 

“Then let’s make a bet about it,” proposed Blackheart. “If she’s giving up on our deal, you’re free to go back to your friends… And if she sacrifices her soul, you’ll be free to leave...” His eyes turned fully red. “But your soul will stay with me.”

Ben clenched his hands and said, “I accept the bet.”

Blackheart smiled and glanced at the woman. “Eve, you’ve heard us, make your choice.”

The tree woman gasped for air and coughed. Ben watched her as his legs trembled. Eve observed the botanical gardens around her and simpered. 

“I… am…” She whispered with a breathy voice. “... Sorry.” 

Ben shook his head as his heart pounded.

Eve inhaled deeply. “Pater....”

“No,” murmured Ben 

“Autem,” she continued. 

Blackheart grinned from ear to ear.

“Mend-”

“NO!” shouted Bo Peep.

He slammed his hands on the tree as fast as he could. The young man’s irises became purple with shades of pink as he stared at her.

“You don’t want to do this,” said Ben. “You want to end the deal and save Phoenix and its citizens.”

Eve’s eyes turned to the same colors as Ben’s.

“You’re right,” she answered and looked at Blackheart. “I want... to… end our deal.”

Blackheart snapped his fingers and Eve’s wooden skin melted off her as she fell on the sand. Meanwhile, the herd of sheep next to them lost their fur and twisted their limbs into arms and feet. Progressively, the animals and plants turned back to their human forms.

“Congrats, you’ve won,” complimented Blackheart. “Guess it’s our time to split up.”

“Wait,” interrupted Ben. “You’re not upset about losing the bet?”

Blackheart shrugged. “How so?” He smiled. “I got exactly what I wanted.”

One portal opened behind each of them.

“Wait, since I gave you what you wanted.” Ben paused. “Tell me what’s the goal of the ritual.”

“Aren’t you a little opportunist,” scoffed Blackheart. “Ask and you shall receive... Whoever wins will become the new ruler of hell.” 

Ben furrowed his brows. “And that’s why you three are destroying Arizona? Just for that?”

Blackheart snickered. “I look forward to our next encounter, Ben,” he declared as he walked through his vortex.

Bo Peep watched him leave and clutched at his chest. He took a quick breath and stepped through his portal. Crimson visions rotated from every side as he traveled the warp gate. Sunshine blinded him at its end and he closed his eyes.

Once he opened them, the sparse pastels houses surrounded him. Ben was back in San Verde. The young man beamed and exhaled.

“Jake?” called Ben. “Jake!”

“Ben?” replied a familiar voice.

Ben turned to the right and saw Jake. The former grinned while Jake stared at him. Jake then glanced to the side and walked away, leaving Ben all alone.

Chapter 21: X-Factor

Chapter Text

Rain poured over the roofs while Jake sat on his mattress and hugged his knees with crossed wrists. He watched the droplets slid across the window with half-shut eyes inside an ill-lighted room.

“You’re okay Jake?” Steve asked him.

“I’ve already said it, yes,” replied Jake in hushed tones. “Can you leave me alone now?”

Steve pinched his lips and bent one knee. “Jake, just know that if you want to say any-”

“I’ve nothin’ to say,” cut off Jake. “Just leave me alone, please.”

Steve sighed while Jake lowered his face. The former phased out of the district office while his grandson sulked.

My name is Ben Cheung, by the way…” echoed Ben’s words in Jake’s mind. “When I’m with you, I don’t need to distract myself from the real world .” 

His left hand whirled around a crow feather as he observed it with half-shut eyes. He stopped when a silvery voice resonated outside.

“Jake?” called Ben. 

Jake gasped for air and stood up while the precipitations slowed down a bit. His heart stopped a second at the sight of Ben outside and he rushed to him.

“Jake!” he called one more time.

“Ben?” wondered Jake.

Ben looked at him and smiled. Jake noticed his outfit and grimaced at them, in particular at the sight of the vest. It was of the same crimson color as Blackheart’s eyes.

Lissa ran toward the latter. “Ben! You’re safe!” she yelled. “What happened?”

“It’s complicated,” answered Ben.

Lissa turned toward Jake and told him, “Jake, look, he’s back!” 

Jake flared his nostrils into a scowl.

“Was it fun?” interrogated Jake.

Ben lolled his head. “What was fun?”

“Your little date with Blackheart,” spelled out Jake.

“Huh?” Ben stiffened. “It’s not-.”

Jake glowered. “Then why Blackheart let you leave? And why are you wearing those things?” He huffed. “Just say it and stop lying! 

“I’m not lying,” replied Ben. “I’m-”

“You never cared about us, you never cared about me!” shouted Jake. “You’ve been working with them the whole time!” Jake drooped his body. “You’re just like everyone else, hiding things from me...” He shook his head. “And I thought I could trust you…”

Ben flinched and froze while Jake turned his head to the left and walked away. The latter stopped and took a glimpse at Ben before he stormed off. The rain rose again in pace while Ben trembled. 

“It’s okay,” Lissa said. “He just needs some time.”

Jake stomped away as gusts of wind blew a wall of sand behind him. Sky tears dropped on his hair and dripped down his wet cheeks.

“Jake, wait!” yelled Steve as he ran after him.

“What?” asked Jake with a tired tone.

“I know we’ve no idea of what happened with Ben, but you should hear what he has to say,” said Steve.

The young man shook his head. “So he can lie again? You don’t think it’s weird how he appeared in town at the same time as Blackheart and his siblings?”

“Maybe… maybe it’s just a coincidence?” suggested Steve.

Jake looked away and crossed the road in front of San Verde . The rain started to flow over the sloping road like a river of mud.

“Jake!” called Ben

Jake glared at him. “Leave me alone!”

“I won’t, you’re my friend!” responded Ben.

“You’re not!” Jake spun around. “All this time, it was an act. You appeared and then they took my father. You were a part of their plan all this time!”

“I wasn’t!” yelled Ben. “I was always honest with you!”

Jake glanced away and said, ”Even if you were… I don’t know if… I don’t know if I could trust you anymore.”

Ben’s eyes turned blue and he clasped his staff. “Then… I’ll show you...” 

The latter’s arms quivered as he raised his crook and put the hook against his head. Instantly, his left eye lost its colors and became fully white while black scars shattered around it. 

“What are you doin’?” asked Jake.

“Proving to you that I’m honest,” replied Ben.

Ben’s other eye also shattered as cobalt energy came out of his staff and stretched into a bridge over the rain-soaked road. Jake gazed down as blurred silhouettes moved on it as if it was a screen. Jake widened his eyes as they cleared into pictures of Blackheart and Ben. The latter trembled while images of his meeting with Blackheart at the court were displayed.

“Ben, what’s happenin’ to you?” worried Jake.

“It- it doesn’t matter,” replied Ben as he began to bleed from his left eye. “I ne- you need to show you-”

“Stop! It’s hurting you!” pleaded Jake.

Ben shook his head and pressed his hook against his head. Sounds came out of the energy screen while Ben bled from the nose too. Jake ran through the blue bridge and tackled down Ben. The energy instantly returned to Ben as his eyes turned back to normal.

“Are you insane?! You could have killed yourself!” shouted Jake.

Ben wiped the blood off his face and sniffled. “I needed to…”

“You don’t need to hurt yourself for me,” said Jake. “Wh- when I get angry I just do and say stupid things.”

Ben looked away and said, “But... I’ve lost your trust…”

“Ben.” Jake sighed and held his hands. “I trust you, okay?”

“But you’ve said these things earlier,” said Ben with a low tone. 

“Because I’m an idiot,” assured Jake. “I was angry and I said things without thinking them.”

Ben exhaled a little. “If you say so...”

Jake helped Ben standing up and said, “I’ll help you wash your face up.”

The two walked back to Steve while Ben still looked down.

“Is he okay?” worried Steve.

Jake shrugged and asked Ben, “Hey, Ben. Are you angry?”

“No,” softly said Ben. “I’m just… sad…”

Jake frowned and looked at Steve.

“Maybe you should do somethin’ to cheer him up?” encouraged Steve.

Jake looked around noticed a covered garden. Near it, Sam Esteban sat on a stool under a wooden pergola, he used a rasp instrument to scrape an overturned basket. 

Sam raised his head and stood up. “Jake, your friend’s back!”

“Yeah, he’s a tough one,” said Jake as he tapped Ben’s right shoulder.

Ben forced a grin before it faded away seconds after. 

“Do you know who owns this garden?” asked Jake as he gestured to the left.

“Oh, it’s a public garden, it’s free for everyone to visit,” answered Esteban.

“Really? Well, let’s go!” said Jake.

The young man took one more glimpse at Steve who put a thumb up for him.

They walked in front of the garden protected from the rain by a large wooden arch coiled with leaves and other plants. Ben raised his eyes and widened them. He then smiled a little and removed his shoes. The waters from the sky clean the blood on Ben’s face as he unbuttoned the vest he had on and threw it away. He stepped barefoot on the grass and took a deep breath. The wind blew breezes at him and freed his ponytail into a long raven-hued mane. Flowers and pollens hovered around him as he spun with them. His eyes turned light blue as he fell into the lush vegetation. 

“You’re having a good time?” asked Jake.

“A lot,” whispered Ben as he brushed the grass. “I love rain... Before, I would slide my fingers between the bars of the window and feel the droplets on my hands.” He smiled. “It felt like freedom.”

Jake sat next to him and frowned. “Hey… I’m sorry for how I acted earlier.”

“It’s okay,” replied Ben as he twirled petals in his hair. “You didn’t mean it.”

Jake simpered and said, “It’s just…” He breathed deeply. “I… I don’t know how to say it...”

Ben tilted his head. “Don’t worry, take as much time as you need.”

“Thanks.” Jake rubbed the back of his neck. “If I got that angry… It was also because of the idea that you were…” He paused. “You were doin’- something- with another man.”

“Doin’ what?” wondered Ben.

“Well, you know…” Jake blushed and gestured at insects on Ben’s lap. “Mr. Bug meets Mrs. Bug and they…”

“Oh.” Ben knit his brows. “You thought I had sex with a man and ate him alive during the orgasm?”

“What?” Jake jerked back. “No, no. I mean, maybe the sex part… But not really...”

“Then… What is it?” asked Ben.

Jake gulped. “When a guy… has… feelings for someone… They get jealous when they think that said someone is interested in another person.”

“But I see people all the time,” said Ben. “And I don’t want to gouge out my eyes.”

“I…” Jake’s heart pounded against his chest. “I…” Jake inhaled. “I love you.”

Ben stopped to move before he asked. “For real?”

“For real,” replied Jake.

Ben smiled and said, “I love you too, but...”

“But what?” worried Jake.

“Is it okay if I want to also kiss you?” asked Ben.

Jake scratched his head. “Well, that’s kinda awkward… Since I wanted to ask you the same thing.”

“Oh, you can start if it, if you want,” proposed Ben.

“You’re sure you want it now?” asked Jake.

Ben nodded and Jake caressed his chin. Then, Jake leaned forward while Ben wrapped his arms around him. Their lips touched and they kissed each other. The rain calmed down while a ray of sun beamed through the clouds. Beads of water poured on them like glistening stars while some flowers blossomed. 

Jake pulled back and exhaled.

“Something’s wrong?” asked Ben.

Jake drooped his brows. “Does it mean that we… like… You and me?”

“We don’t have to push anything…” Ben brushed his friend’s hair. “We can just keep doing this and see where it’s going?”

“It’s nothing against you.” Jake paused. “I just need to get a handle on what the two of us are before…”

“I understand completely,” said Ben as he kissed him again.

The two made out until they heard a branch snap. They looked up and noticed Lissa in front of them.

“Oh my God,” muttered Lissa with wide eyes.

Jake stood up. “Lissa, I can explain-”

She put a hand over her mouth. “You and Ben…”

“It’s not-”

“It’s amazing!” she yelled and hugged Ben. “Ben, thank you!”

“Um- you’re welcome?” replied Ben.

Lissa looked at Jake. “I always thought that we broke up because of me, but now I know it’s because you prefer nuts over cherries!” 

Jake raised an eyebrow. “Huh?”

“And that’s why I used to compare us to Camilla and Shawn,” said Lissa. “And that’s why when we were dating, I had this dream where Armie Hammer was eating you.”

Jake jerked back. “Wait, what?”

“If you two ever need to buy a ranch to frack in Nevada, call me,” said Lissa before she walked away.

“I think she took it well,” said Ben.

“What the fuck just happened,” wondered Jake.

The two young men stood up and walked back to the district office while Lissa covered them with her holographic umbrella. 

“So, how did it went?” Steve asked them.

Jake pecked Ben’s lips and Steve smirked.

“Well finally, you took your time,” scoffed Steve.

Jake snickered as they entered the building. Ben waited for Lissa to go inside her room and stripped naked. 

“Ben?! What are you doin’?!” shouted Jake.

“I don’t like these clothes,” replied Ben. “And since mine are inside the RV, I guess I’ll just stay like this.”

“I got some clothes inside my bag, I’ll give you mine,” said Jake as he stripped too.

The door opened as Sam Estaban walked inside.

“Hey, Jake, I was-” Sam’s eyes darted at his naked grandson and Ben. “Argh!”

Jake jumped and covered Ben and him with a nearby bedsheet.

“Grandpa, it’s not what you think!” shouted Jake.

“Yeah, it has nothing to do with eating your partner alive during the orgasm,” added Ben.

“I think I should go,” said Sam before he closed the door.

“Fuckin’ hell,” muttered Jake.

“Hell?” Ben gasped and looked at his friend. “Jake, I’ve learned some things about the ritual!”

They both sat down and Ben explained to him what he had learned earlier in Phoenix.

“Rule hell?” Jake furrowed his brows and searched inside his backpack. “I think I- There!” He put out a book and flipped its pages. “Look, this chapter’s about hell and demons.”

“I can’t read it,” said Ben. “It’s a lot of strange symbols to me.”

“Oh, I forgot I was the only one who could read it,” said Jake. “Basically, it’s written that demons can’t fully use their powers on Earth, and can only reach their full potentials either through deals.”

“Or?” asked Ben.

“Or by becoming the ruler of hell,” answered Jake. “If Blackheart or any of his siblings wins the ritual, then they’ll be free to do whatever they want on Earth.” Jake stood up and removed the bedsheet off them. “We should get ready.”

“Hey, Jake.” Steve phased inside the room. “I was-” His eyes darted at his naked grandson and Ben. “Sweet Elvis in Heaven!”

“Cap, I can explain!” reassured Jake. 

“I think it’s better if I wait outside,” said Steve as he phased out.

Jake sighed and they put their clothes on. They were joined by Lissa and re-grouped with Steve outside.

“You’re leaving, grandson?” asked Sam as he walked toward them.

Jake nodded. “This guy who killed John, we have to stop him.”

Sam put his hands on Jake’s shoulders and said, “Your mother would be proud of you.”

They shared a smile and wished goodbyes to each other. They headed back into the RV and Lissa drove them out of San Verde . As they left, a single crow watched over a tree.

Jake looked at it and whispered, “I’ll make things right, mom, I promise.”

The crow flew over the RV as they rode on, soon joined by a flock of birds. Jake observed them and smiled as he held Ben’s right hand.

Chapter 22: Death of a Puppet

Chapter Text

Ben drove the RV while Lissa and Steve slept in the backseat. Jake looked away from his book to glance at them from the passenger seat. Then, he leaned to the left to kiss his friend. Steve caught a glimpse and smiled a bit. 

“Cap, I know you’re spying on us,” said Jake.

Steve opened his eyes. “I’m not! I was sleeping.”

“Ghosts can’t sleep,” he replied.

“Do ghosts have sex?” wondered Ben. 

Jake blinked a few times while the book on his lap turned on its own. 

He eyed down at the pages. “Holy!”

The young man threw the book away before Steve caught it.

Steve observed the pages and tilted his head. “Good Lord, an eyeball can really do these things?” 

Jake snatched the book away from Steve. The latter stared down at himself

“You okay, Cap? It’s just some freaky drawings,” said Jake.

Steve blinked and raised his chin. “Um- yeah. I was just…” He paused. “How it feels to be alive again. To taste, to smell, to feel...” He stooped. “I kind of miss these things.”

Jake inhaled briefly. “Steve, I didn’t really like you at first, but…” He sighed. “You and Ben, you’ve made me… hate less superheroes.”

“I’m glad to hear this Jake,” said Steve with a smile. “Honestly, I don’t worry for the future when I see people like you three.”

“Thank you,” replied Ben before he pinched his lips. “Wait, did Cap-

“You heard Cap too?!” asked Jake with wide eyes.

Ben braked. “I… I can see him!”

Lissa groaned. “Urgh, who’s that old creep!” 

The young woman jumped back and kicked Steve.

Steve furrowed his brows. “Old?” 

“Lissa calm down, it’s Captain America!” shouted Jake.

She squinted. “Really? Oh well.”

“Captain America is living at the back of my car,” whispered Ben. “Am I allowed to look at you?”

Steve’s skin turned a healthier complexion as his suit lost its paleness. The heat of the sun and the vanilla perfume of cacti flowers embraced Steve’s senses. The latter delicate clenched his fists and felt his muscles responding. 

“I… I am alive again?” mumbled Steve with a small yet defined smile.

Steve stepped out of the RV and laughed a little as gravity weighed on him again. His legs trembled, but it did not bother him at all. Steve nonchalantly tapped his feet around as rough concrete touched his soles. He observed his surroundings and squinted at the sight of sunlight that shone on his eyes again. The vehicle had stopped in front of a town sign with gloved hands and cartoony eyes. 

“Revelation?” read Ben.

All of a sudden, a police car parked in front of them. A slim blonde man stepped out of the passenger seat. Whereas the driver was much taller and bigger, he was covered in fur and had a bulbous head. Soon, the sunlight revealed he was a human-sized teddy bear with a sheriff attire.

“Well well, looks like we the bastards who put us in that shit,” said the teddy bear with a gruff voice. 

Jake stared at the plushy sheriff. “What the actual fuck?”

“One more word and I’ll shoot you a fucking third eye!” threatened the bear.

“Wait, you don’t understand-” Lissa searched inside her pocket.

“She’s armed!” shouted the sheriff. “Take cover!”

The deputy vaulted behind the car while the teddy bear rolled to the side. The latter pulled his gun as he did so and accidentally shot himself in the chest. Stuffing burst out of his back as he fell on the road.

The deputy ran to him. “Bear-Ner!” 

“Hey, Feiffer… I don’t feel so good…” muttered the sheriff. “Guess it’s the end of the road for me, kiddo.”

“But, we’re in the middle of the road,” replied the deputy.

“It’s a figure of speech, you moron.” The bear coughed. “Goodbye Feiffer, it’s been an honor.”

The deputy cried, “Bear-Ner, you can’t leave me! What am I going to do?!”

The sheriff handed him his badge. “You’re the sheriff now… Only you... can… prevent… wild… criminals…” 

The teddy bear died.

“Officer Bear-Ner? Officer Bear-Ner?! Officer Bear-Ner?!?” The deputy screamed at the sky, “NOOOOO!”

Jake, Lissa, and Steve stared at them with wide eyes while Ben frowned.

“I have no idea what’s goin’ on in my life anymore,” said Jake.

The deputy aimed his pistol at them. “You four, you’re comin’ with me!”

“I think we should do it, for officer Bear-Ner,” said Ben.

“I’m just gonna sit down and close my eyes,” replied Jake.

Ben tapped his back. “I think we should just accept that a lot of things can happen... Look at Lissa, she’s takin’ it well.”

Lissa stood still until she passed out.

Ben looked down. “Ach.”

“Get in the car!” ordered Feiffer.

Ben waved to him. “If it makes you happy!”

They stepped inside the RV and drove after the police car. Steve contemplated his newfound body while Jake observed the town. Black lotus flowers with human mouths and petals for lips sang while clouds filled with eyes cried cardboard rain. He squinted at the sun and noticed the silhouette of a fetus inside the giant star. 

Where are we supposed to be? ” thought the young man.

Soon, they arrived in front of a courthouse whose Lady Justice was flipping both middle fingers.

“Astra-Vik! That’s not what you’re supposed to do!” screamed the deputy as he left his car.

“I’m blind, how am I supposed to see what I am doin’?” replied the statue.

The deputy groaned. “Stop messin’ with me, now’s not the day.”

“Tss, you’re no fun,” she said as she picked up her sword and scales.

They followed him inside and a lot of citizens looked at them. Some of them were humans while others were dinosaurs, stuffed toys, or even anthropomorphic pieces of furniture. Jake and Steve watched them with wide eyes while Ben grinned.

“This is officially the craziest thing I have ever seen,” mumbled Jake.

They sat at the dependent’s table while a golden box opened and green mint smoke came out of it. Soon, it gathered the head of a woman with a red turban on. 

“Elalyth’s hella high, Elalyth’s hella ho,” she chanted. “Please all raise for Judge Hart right now!”

They stood up as a frog with a black robe and a peruke walked in. He tried to climb up his chair until the deputy lifted him.

“Sheesh, thank you, Feiffer.” He lightly hit his bench with a gavel “Uh, yeah… Hi-ho, ladies, gentlemen, and… in-betweens. You may, um, all sit down.”

Everyone sat down while Hart read some sheet of paper.

“So, um. I’m reading that four people were being accused of cursing our town.” He pinched his maw. “But I only three of you.”

Jake winced a bit. “Wait, where’s Lissa?”

“I thought Cap was supposed to pick her up,” replied Ben.

“I thought Jake was supposed to pick her up,” said Steve.

“Great, we’ve left her on the side of the road,” groaned Jake.

“Um, could you please quiet down a little, please? Thank you.” Hart gulped. “Well, I guess we’ll only use the electric chair thrice today.”

Jake widened his eyes. “The fuck?!”

“What’s an electric chair?” asked Ben. “It sounds fun.”

Without warning, the double doors of the courtroom slammed open. A blonde young woman raced in. She wore a teal blazer dress, had blonde beehive hair, and a pair of thick glasses with two hanging fur balls.

Jake rose an eyebrow. “Lissa?”

“Um, who are you?” questioned the judge.

“I am their prosecutor, Lissa Russel,” she said.

Hart lolled his head. “Don’t you mean defense attorney?”

She shrugged. “Oh yeah, that works too.”

Jake facepalmed. “We’re completely screwed.”

“I believe in her, you can do it, Lissa,” said Steve.

Ben put two thumbs up. “Yeah!”

“Elalyth’s hella high, Elalyth’s hella ho,” chanted the genie. “Please all raise for the district attorney, Helmo!” 

A naked red plush with an orange nose came in. He only wore a helmet with branch-like spines made of metal.

“Hi everyone,” Helmo said with a high-pitched voice. 

“Hi, Helmo. Um, could you two please take the dossiers for the case?” asked the judge.

Helmo and Lissa grabbed the documents from Hart’s bench and shook each other’s hands.

“Aaah!” Helmo fell to the ground. “She hit me!”

Lissa shook her head. “He’s lying!”

“Um, silence please.” The judge smacked his gavel on his palm. “Go back to your seat!... If you want to.”

Lissa walked back to the Defendant’s table.

“Your majesty?” she asked.

The judge grimaced. “Uh, yeah?” 

“I can’t see with these glasses on, I demand the right to remove them,” she said.

“Oh, well…” Request accepted.”

Helmo shouted, “Objection! She’s using her lack of glasses to earn sympathy points!”

Lissa stood up. “Objection! Your majesty, this attorney is a lyin’ piece of shit!”

“Language!” shouted Steve.

Hart gave soft hits with his gavel. “Uh, silence, please?”

Lissa and Helmo kept calling each other’s names.

“Stop arguing, please… Um.” The judge picked up a banjo, played it, and sang, “So you've been told to quiet down a bit…”

Ben bobbed his head in sync with the music while Jake tapped his forehead against the table. 

“Someday we'll find it, the courtroom connection. The robbers, the dealers, and me,” hummed the judge.

The double doors at the entrance opened again and the whole room hushed down. A man with a red sweater and a necktie entered. His salt and pepper hair was slicked back above his perfect blue eyes. His hands were joined behind his back. 

“Hello neighbors,” he greeted with a soft monotone. “I’m the mayor of Revelation, David Laramee, welcome.” David lowered his head and whispered, “C’mon Corney, say hello to them.”

He unfolded his left arm and revealed a ventriloquist dummy with a yellow flannel shirt and roper boots. Its wooden body was slim while its head was twice as large. The only human aspect of the dummy was its green eyes as if a real boy had donated his eyes to it. 

“Hi everyone,” Corney said with a squeaky voice.

Ben waved to the dummy and said, “Hi, Corney.”

The puppet snapped its eyes at Ben and fixed on him. The mayor walked forward while his dummy still looked at Ben. People bowed and clapped on the mayor’s way.

“Um, hi Mister Laramee,” welcomed the judge before he sipped his glass of water.

“Hello Hart, what’s going on around here?” asked David.

“Well… Uh.” Hart coughed. “‘We’re judging these p-” 

“Judging?” David frowned. “Oh dear, that’s not very nice. Isn’t that right Corney?” 

“Let’s hang them!” shouted Corney.

“Corney! Don’t be rude,” said the mayor before he gazed at Hart. “You’re not judging them, Hart, are you?”

The judge fondled his collar and choked up. “It’s- Well...”

David tilted his head with his dummy. “Is something wrong?”

Hart coughed more and fell off his chair. The deputy rushed to him while the judge writhed on the ground and his neck swelled into a bubble. Then, the sheriff rushed through the entrance and helped him. 

“Wait, I thought the sheriff was dead?” whispered Ben.

The judge dropped his arms and stopped to move. Bear-Ner put his left paw on Hart’s neck and sighed.

“He’s dead,” said the sheriff.

Bear-Ner put black tapes into X’s on the judge’s eyes while outcries erupted in the court. David squinted and ran to the judge’s glass. He then pulled out wet tiny strips of wood nailed into a cross. 

Bear-Ner smelled the glass. “Cyanide. My mama put some in her honey after dad left with a polar bear.”

“What’s goin’ on?” questioned Steve.

David showed the cross. “A marionette controller.”

“That son of bitch, the Puppet Master’s behind this!” yelled the sheriff.

Steve crossed his arms. “Puppet Master?” 

“A super-criminal plaguing the town,” answered David. “Nobody saw him, but he’s been attacking us from the shadows...” The mayor looked at him. “You’re the real Captain America, right?”

“Uh yeah, that would be me,” replied Steve.

“Great!” David shook his hand. “It’s an honor to have the greatest” soldier in History with us.” The mayor nudged him outside. “We’ll need your help to stop the Puppet Master.”

“Of course, but-” Steve gestured to Jake, Ben, and Lissa. “What about my-”

David clapped his hands. “We’ll take care of them, don’t worry.”

Steve waved to them as he left with the mayor. Meanwhile, citizens gifted them bouquets, greeting cards, and Tupperware containers. 

“Thank you,” said Ben out loud before he whispered, “There’s something weird goin’ on.”

“C’mon, you’re the one who said to relax,” replied Jake.

Ben tried to take a glimpse at the judge, but his body had disappeared.

Chapter 23: Bound by the Puppet Master

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The crowd led Ben, Jake, and Lissa outside. A few normal people were around them, but most of the townspeople were puppets— a chef with no eyes, a furry blue monster with googly eyes, or an anthropomorphic elephant wearing pink sunglasses. 

“You did a great job as a lawyer,” Ben told Lissa.

Lissa looked down and replied, “If you say so…”

“Something’s wrong?” worried Ben.

“It’s just…” She sighed. “You’re an empath who can fight off a whole squad, Steve’s a super soldier, and Jake can turn off a TV without a remote.”

“And you can turn into a werewolf,” added Ben.

Lissa frowned, “But when this happens, it’s not really me. It’s as if I was drunk…” She raised her chin. “Hey, maybe I could solve this whole thing goin’ on by myself?”

“You’re sure?” asked Ben with droopy eyebrows.

“Yeah. Now, the first thing I need to do is find a suspect.” She looked around. “Here!”

Lissa pointed at a taller well-endowed blonde woman with a red crop top, a leather jacket, and tight blue jeans. 

“I wonder why you chose her,” snarked Jake.

“You’ll be less of a smartass once I’ll bust the whole case,” replied Lissa. “See ya later Ben,” said Lissa as she left.

“Stay careful!” yelled Ben. “I don’t like this place,” he muttered as he pulled Jake away.

Jake chuckled. “You don’t like this place? You dress up as a fairy, I thought you would love being here.”

“You were thinkin’ the same seconds ago, what happened?” wondered Ben.

“Steve and Lissa are already dealin’ with this,” answered Jake. “Steve deserved to enjoy being alive again and Lissa wants to solve the case on her own.”

“You don’t find it strange that the sheriff died and then showed up totally okay?” asked Ben.

Jake shrugged. “He’s a stuffed toy. Puppets can’t die.”

Ben’s gaze wandered. “Puppets can’t die?” He looked at Jake. “I thin-”

Jake wrapped his arms around Ben’s waist and kissed him.

“You got two choices; playin’ Sherlock or hangin’ out with your best bud,” declared Jake.

Ben sighed. “Fine.” He pecked Jake. “So what’s the plan?”

“We’re gonna buy you some clothes!” announced Jake with a smirk.

“Huh?” Ben tapped his vest. “I got fifteen of them. I think that’s enough.”

Jake snickered. “Exactly, you need a new style.”

Jake pulled Ben by the arm and they headed inside a clothing store called X-Caliber with a medieval aesthetic such as chandeliers, columns, and knights for mannequins. Jake threw clothes at Ben and pushed him inside a fitting room. Ben stripped and put on a white vinyl jacket with red shoulder pieces and two cuffs of the same color. The latter walked out and faced Jake who was wearing a tight green ski suit with white lines.

“Hey, you look hot with that jacket!” said Jake as he tapped his friend’s back.

“Thanks.” Ben raised an eyebrow. “Are you sure you could walk outside with yours? It’s so tight, it’s like you’re wearing nothing at all.”

“That’s the point!” exclaimed Jake. 

The brunette did some bodybuilding poses in front of Ben.

“Sexy, right? Feels like I’m wearing nothin’ at all,” flaunted Jake.

Jake showed his back and flexed his arms. Ben blushed and admired the muscularity of his friend’s back while his biceps curled. 

“Wow, that’s…impressive” Ben gawked down. “Wh- what’s this position? Is- is it a mating ritual?”

“Is it workin’?” asked Jake.

Ben blushed and glanced away. “I’ll go put something else on.”

Jake huffed as they stepped inside their fitting rooms. Ben put on another white jacket with a black high-neck shirt. He then stepped out and saw that Jake now wore a short-sleeved black shirt with a sleeveless spiky khaki jacket.

“How do I look?” asked Jake.

“Healthy,” replied Ben.

Jake crossed his arms. “Somethin’s wrong?” he asked.

“It’s just... “ Ben paused. “I don’t want to say something weird.”

“But it’s fine, people say weird things all the time,” said Jake with a chuckle.

“I…” Ben played with his thumbs. “I’m not used to talking with other people, and sometimes... I don’t know what to say to act like a normal person”

Jake put his hands on his waist. “Just say whatever you wanna say. There’s nothin’ to overthink.” He snickered. “Like when you said you wanted me to chain you to the bed.”

Ben pursed his lips. “Ach, that was awkward.” 

“Yeah, but that was you.” Jake grabbed his friend’s hands. “You just say whatever goes through your mind and it’s great.”

Ben smiled. “Thank you.”

Jake stepped back. “Alright, go ahead, say what you really think about my jacket.”

“Um… I-” Ben paused and asked, “You’re sure you won’t be weird out?”

“I promise,” replied Jake.

“Alright…” Ben took a deep breath. “I really like this tight shirt because it shows your… well-built chest... In the past, I was forced to fight guys with well-built chests… And it made me sad because instead of complimenting them, I had to break their arms or crush their necks between my thighs… So I’m very that you’re the first man with a well-built chest that I can compliment without having to battle him to death.”

Jake stared at him and said, “Well, shit.”

“Did I say something weird?” asked Ben with a frown.

“No, I mean yeah, but that was great,” said Jake.

Ben’s eyes twinkled. “For real?”

“Yeah, guess I’m keeping this look then,” said Jake. “How about yours?” 

“Um…” Ben zipped down his turtleneck. “I prefer it this way.”

Jake smirked. “Me too, you can even zip it all the down.”

They walked in front of a wooden counter with skull lanterns. There was a purple puppet behind it with a monocle, a black tuxedo, and a cape. Jake then handed him one of Lissa’s credit cards.

“You have some change?” he asked.

“Da,” said the cashier before he gave him some coins. “One cent. Ah! Ah! Ah! Two cents. Ah! Ah! Ah! Three cents. Ah! Ah! Ah!”

Jake sternly looked at the cashier. 

All of a sudden, a crash resonated outside. Lissa rushed into the store with dirt in her disheveled hair and a scratched dress. 

“Anastasia!” she screamed. “She was drivin’ and… She- she needs help!”

They followed Lissa outside and she led them to a red Cadillac Eldorado that had crashed into a brick wall. Smoke came out of its busted bonnet while Anastasia lied headfirst against the steering wheel. She stayed motionless as the left part of her face had splattered into beige clay all over the dashboard. 

“There’s no blood?” wondered Ben.

“She was a clay puppet, I guess?” replied Jake.

People gathered around the car as the sheriff inspected it. Then, he pulled from under the bonnet another marionette controller.

“The car was sabotaged,” said the sheriff. “The neighbor did the same to mamma after she slept with her husband. She could never drive me to the candy store after that…”

Steve and the mayor raced to them while some citizens nodded and bent over for David

“What happened?” asked Steve.

“Anastasia’s car was sabotaged. Guess what we found.” Bear-Ner handed the marionette controller to the mayor.

The mayor furrowed his brows and grabbed the controller. “Puppet Master.”

“Isn’t it weird that we never saw him?” wondered Ben.

Suddenly, a peal of male laughter resonated as a man appeared on top of the clothing store. He wore a green apron on his lanky body. His hands were so thin that it seemed like his skeletal fingers had mannequin joints. On the contrary, his bald head was bulbous while his wrinkled jaw had marionette lines.

“Fuck, that man has no eyebrow!” shouted Lissa.

“Obey me, citizens of Revelation or my will is your will!” ordered the man with no eyebrow.

“You’re done Puppet Master, we got Captain America on our side!” yelled the sheriff.

“Ah! I’ll make him one of my puppets, like the rest of you!” The Puppet Master cackled and ran away.

“I’ll catch him,” said Steve as he climbed the building.

“I’ve just watched Captain America climb a building,” whispered Ben with sparkles in the eyes.

The mayor watched Steve leave while his left arm moved on its own. His puppet wriggled and waved at Ben.

Ben waved back and said, “Hi Corney!”

Corney extended his tiny arm and Ben shook it.

“Oh, I think Corney likes you,” said the mayor.

“He’s very polite,” added Ben.

David walked away, but his puppet still looked at Ben. It turned its head like an owl as the mayor moved to the side. Ben observed them disappear in the crowd, then tapped Jake on the left shoulder. 

“Look, the judge’s alive now!” Ben pointed at Hart.

Jake huffed. “Yeah, I saw that too.” 

Ben winced. “Why you didn’t say it?” he asked.

“‘Cause I need a break,” he replied. “Those last days have been hard, I thought I’ve lost you… I know it sounds selfish, but I need time to process all of this…” Jake stared at his friend. “I need time with you.”

Ben smiled. “It’s fine…” He caressed Jake’s right arm. “Cap’s on it anyway.” 

“Guys, look!” Lissa gestured at the car.

The melted clay over the Mercedes slithered toward Anastasia’s body while her car stopped to smoke. The beige slime gathered on her crushed face as the lower part of the ooze turned red. Soon, it formed humid lipstick while the rest sculpted the rest of Anastasia’s head. Lissa observed the scene with wide eyes while the bricks flew back into the holed wall and the damaged car healed its bumps. 

Anastasia blinked her eyes and looked at Lissa.

“Hey blondie, hop in,” she said.

“But… Your face exploded all over your car minutes ago!” screamed Lissa.

“What? It was nothin’.” She handwaved. “C’mon, let’s go already.”

Lissa lolled her head. “Huh, alright, I guess?” She looked at Ben and Jake. “Later, guys.”

The two young women drove away while Ben scratched his hair.

“See, everythin’s fine,” said Jake. “Hey, let’s get a room at a five-star hotel!”

“Wow, stars from space?” asked Ben.

“Huh… Not really.” Jake checked his phone. “Oh, this one has free Wi-Fi, even better.”

They walked in front of a hotel named X-Caliber which looked like a castle. The entrance hall was filled with treasure chests and had decorative axes on its stone walls. The two of them met at the counter a purple puppet with a monocle, a black tuxedo, and a cape.

Jake jerked back. “Wait, you’re the cashier from the clothing store?”

“Huh?” He crouched under the counter and came back with a mustache on. “You must be talking about my brother.”

Jake groaned and massaged his temples while Ben tapped his back.

“Could you give us a room with free wife… high?” asked Ben.

“Free Wi-Fi,” added Jake as he showed him the credit card.

The puppet tapped on a keyboard. “Of course,” he said before he handed them a room key. “Room for two. Ah! Ah! Ah!”

They walked away from the cashier and Jake headed in front of an elevator. Its doors opened and Ben sprinted in.

“Oh I know what that thing is!” declared Ben. “It’s a crematorium, right?”

“Uhh…” Jake glanced away. “Not really. But look.” 

Jake walked in and pressed a button on the panel before the elevator door closed.

“Wow, it’s a closing-door machine,” said Ben with a grin. “Groundbreaking.”

Jake chuckled. “It’s called an elevator. It’s a machine to move people up and down.”

“Ach, it’s just like a catapult.” Ben’s eyes sparkled. “Some warlords would catapult corpses infected with deadly viruses into enemy towns to destroy them. Smart, right?”

“What did you study in school?” asked Jake.

“Oh, you know, normal things like human anatomy.” Ben paused. “Psychological warfare, or how to break a guy’s spin with a pencil.”

“Homeschooled?” wondered Jake.

Ben beamed. “How did you guess?”

“Just a feeling,” he said.

" Five, six... "

Jake watched the floor number shifting on the screen as the elevator went up. He joined his hands over his crotch since his bulge was going up too. The event had been happening more and more these days. He glanced to the left at his best friend, Ben. He gazed at his friend's luscious black mane as Dude Looks Like a Lady by Aerosmith played inside. Ben's pale almond face had delicate yet strong traits, almost like a statue with delicate yet strong traits.

The elevator dinged as it reached their floor and they stepped through a hallway garnished with armors and torches.

Jake looked at their room key. “Room Cock-Horse?”

He spotted a door with a golden lion knocker and a rooster above it. He shoved the key inside the lock and opened it. Their room had flowery drapes, a chandelier, and a king-size bed.

Ben grinned. “Oh, check this out!” He darted to a wall decorated with weapons. “They have swords with a curved blade and a spiked hand-guard!” 

Jake observed the long thick blade and brushed his brown hair, it was almost phallic. Jake shook his head and put down the room key with his phone on a nearby table. Invigorating energy was growing inside him. He picked up a bottle of gin and gulped it down to calm it. However, it instead intensified it, akin to flames with gasoline. Jake needed to touch his friends, to smell him, to jump over boundaries he built himself in his mind.

Ben noticed his friend ogling him thanks to a reflection of the sword blades. His breathing accelerated while Jake sized him up. 

“You know I was wonderin,’ who would win if we fought Mano a Mano?” he asked.

Ben tilted his head “Mano a Mano?” 

“Hm, fighting without using our powers,” answered Jake.

Jake smirked and took another sip of gin. He found an appeal in Ben's lack of knowledge about modern society. Most people do not give their trust that easily, but his friend did. Ben was like a virgin trusting Jake to teach him about his world. Jake did not want to own Ben, but he felt empowered by the protective mentor status given to him.

Ben's words mixed up in his mind as Jake drank. The flavor of the bottle floated to Ben and bewitched him. Jake's sleeveless khaki jacket showed arms thick like pythons. He always thought Jake could be a superhero with his toned built. Jake's piercing jade eyes mesmerized him with his masculine aura. A desire to be virile and one-upping Jake grew inside Ben as if the latter was being possessed by his friend.

“Oh, well I would win,” said Ben.

Jake frowned and walked forward. “You’re sure? I’m bigger and stronger than you.”

“And I’ve got more training,” replied Ben.

Jake took a glimpse at himself into a mirror. Sure, he was not a bodybuilder, but he was still muscular enough to pin Ben down. The idea of his slimmer friend dominating him was shocking, and yet strangely arousing. It was almost as if Ben was rebelling against the power he had given to Jake. What was even more surprising was that Ben was usually soft-spoken and gentle, but not right now. Ben's eyes were possessed by an unexpected certitude. A sense of dread and excitement lit up inside Jake, he felt like he was facing a secret boss in a video game. A secret boss he found sexy.

“Let’s see then.” Jake stepped around his friend. “We fight, the first to pin the other on the ground for three seconds win.”

Ben grinned. “I love games! Is there a prize?”

“Whoever wins gets to do anything they want with the loser,” said Jake.

“Ach… Alright then, let’s play,” said Ben.

Jake took a stance and clenched his fists.

“Ready?” he asked.

“Only if you are,” replied Ben.

Jake gritted his teeth and took a deep breath. Then, he charged at Ben, but the latter grabbed his right wrist and pulled it. Jake shook his arm, but Ben swung a foot at his ankles and tripped him. 

Ben smiled and counted, “One-”

Jake crouched up and pounced at Ben’s legs. The latter sprung off the floor and seized a chandelier. He coiled his lower body around it and swung with his head hanging upside down.

“Come get me,” taunted Ben.

Ben's smile seemed playful yet arrogant, like a predator looking at its prey. The shadow of the chandelier mixed Ben and loomed over Jake into a spider-like silhouette. He scanned the room and snatched a bedsheet off the mattress. He then twisted it into a whip and bounced off the bed. Ben spun around the chain of the chandelier and leaped away. The two landed on opposite sides of the room and stared at each other. Jake threw down the sheet, smirked, and beckoned to Ben. The latter shuffled to the side before he darted to him. Ben grabbed a nearby chair and heaved his lower body horizontally as Jake stomped toward him. Ben wrapped his thighs around Jake’s neck and pivoted himself. Jake was overbalanced and fell on his back while Ben rolled to the left. He stood up and lifted the chair above Jake’s chest.

Jake grimaced as he massaged his waist. 

“Arrgh,” he groaned. 

Ben lost his smile and hurled the chair away.

“You’re okay?” Ben asked as he knelt and caressed Jake’s face.

Jake smirked. “Gotcha.”

Ben gasped as Jake grasped his wrists and pushed him to the side. The two rolled and Jake tackled Ben down against the ground. A hint of anger burned within Ben's eyes as if Jake had awakened a dormant lion inside his friend. At this precise moment, Ben was not a meek person Jake had to take care of, he felt a rival Jake had to wrestle with.

“See? You’re not the only one who uses distractions,” said Jake before he counted. “One, tw-”

Ben slammed his lips against Jake’s and kissed him. Jake closed his eyes and loosened his grip as he returned the kiss. Ben nudged him around and soon Jake was the one with his back against the ground.

“Three,” said Ben.

Jake widened his eyes. “Huh?” 

“I won,” declared Ben with a smirk.

As he said this, Ben felt like it was Jake speaking through him. It would usually scare him, but Ben let his friend's personality seep inside and control him.

The brunette watched as his friend stood up with triumph. Jake was filled with the wrath of losing, but also the pride of seeing his friend blooming and coming out of his shell.

“You count too fast,” said Jake as he stood up.

Ben sat up. “You were so much into the kiss," he said. "Maybe you didn’t pay attention to time.”

“Okay, first. This kiss was great,” said Jake while Ben smiled. “Second, I’ve let you win.”

“Don’t say that.” He shot daggers at him. “I can fight you for real if you want to settle this.”

Jake smelt the sweat mixed with Ben's vanilla perfume. 

“Has anyone ever told you you’re cute when you’re angry?” Jake winked.

Ben blushed and looked away. “I need to shower.”

The black-haired boy headed to the bathroom while Jake took another sip of gin and wiped the sweat off his forehead.

"Shit, I need to take a shower too," he mumbled.

Jake followed his friend, since taking a shower together would mean a smaller water bill. Ben was already naked and let the water pour on himself. Perhaps it was because of the liquor, but Jake never view his friend with such a sexual lens before. Sure, he knew that his friend was pretty, plus the two had kissed and touched each other before, but not at this point. The brunette also stripped himself and limped into the shower. Then, his vision blurred and darkened. 

When he opened his eyes, he was lying on the floor naked with Ben. 

"Aargh..." whined Jake. "Did we just had a threesome with a chandelier?" he asked.

Ben rubbed his head. "Yeah..."

Jake laughed. "That was fucking stupid."

"Jake?" called Ben.

Jake massaged his left shoulder. "Yeah?"

"I don't like gin."

Jake crawled toward his friend and kissed him.

"Me either."

All of a sudden, the ceiling trembled and the chandelier dropped. The two of them rolled away as they shattered into pieces of crystals and gold against the floor.

“Wow, did we do it that hard?” asked Ben.

A blue mass crashed into their room with an engine attached at its bottom. The machine whirred a giant fan toward them. Jake covered his bare crotch while Ben shielded them with a floor lamp. They charged to the entrance but rubbles collapsed on the way. Their breathing quickened as the blades of the fan rotated closer to them. 

Without warning, Steve landed in front of them. He held a girder with both hands and thrust it between the blades. His boots stomped down the other end of the girder into the floor. Metal dust rasped into sparks as the fan wrestled against the girder. Steve groaned as he grasped the tremoring structure. A loud rasp sounded as the blades stopped to turn.

“That was awesome!” shouted Ben with a wide smile.

“No problem.” Steve cracked his back and grimaced. “Forgot how it felt to have a spine, but it feels good to have one again.” He turned to them. “So, wh- You two are naked!”

Ben waved to him and smiled.

Steve widened his eyes. “Does it mean you… You know?”

Jake wrapped his left arm around Ben’s shoulders.

“Yeah… We slept together,” said Jake.

“And we had sex,” added Ben.

Steve’s mouth dropped ajar.

“Wow… That’s great.”

Laughters resonated from the zeppelin which had crashed into the hotel. Puppet Master jumped off the airship and landed on Steve’s back. He then used the strings of two marionette controllers to choke Steve like with garotte wire. 

“Let’s play a game!” yelled Puppet Master.

Steve gripped at the man’s shirt and yanked him over him before he slammed Puppet Master against the ground. Pops sounded as the man’s limbs broke down and detached. Puppet Master’s head rolled across the floor and against Steve’s boots. No blood left the man’s hollow body.

“He was a puppet?” wondered Ben.

Steve crossed his arms. “Might be a fake… The real Puppet Master could still be out there.”

“So, how does it feel to be alive?” asked Jake.

“Great honestly,” said Steve as he admired his hands and moved them. “Feels like the good old days.”

“Golly! What happened here?” questioned the mayor as he arrived with the sheriff and the cashier.

“Puppet Master,” answered Steve as he lifted the rubbles in front of the door.

David beamed. “You’ve killed him?”

“The bastard had it comin’,” said the sheriff as he spat on Puppet Master’s corpse. “See you in h-”

Bang!

A bullet flew through the window and lodged between the sheriff’s eyes. Stuffing blew up against the wall as the sheriff collapsed. Steve gawked at the shattered glass.

“It came from your office,” he told David. 

“Let’s go see what’s goin’ on,” ordered the mayor.

David’s puppet waved at Ben as they left.

Ben waved back at him. “Goodbye, Corney!” 

The cashier bowed to the mayor and stayed behind.

“You two are naked,” he said.

Jake scratched his head. “Yeah, we-”

“Two bare-ass men. Ah! Ah! Ah!” he laughed.

The cashier threw his cape around and left the room. Jake’s pants crawled against the floor as a blue light flashed under its left pocket. He grabbed out his phone and pressed its screen.

“Lissa?” he called.

“Jake, I’m in front of that clothing store from earlier, come now!” she shouted.

“Huh? What’s happening?” he inquired.

Lissa huffed. “Anastasia, she was killed by-”

Jake eyed at his phone and squinted.

“What’s goin’ on?” asked Ben.

“We need to go to X-Caliber,” said Jake as he jumped into his pants. “Lissa needs our help.”

The two of them put their clothes on as fast as they could. They then ran down the set of stairs and into the entrance hall. Jake hurled the room key at the cashier and they rushed outside. They raced through the streets until they reached the clothing store.

“Where is she?” wondered Ben.

Jake pulled out his phone and called Lissa as they checked around. 

Ben tapped Jake’s back and said, ”Look!”

They walked on the other side of the street and headed in front of a women’s clothing store named Spotlight. Its facade had a window display with female mannequins. Their pale faces were smudged with eyeliners as if they had hollow eyes. One of them wore a teal blazer dress and had blonde hair. Her purse shook while a glowing bump vibrated inside it.

“It’s…” Jake paused. “It’s Lissa’s phone.”

Notes:

The uncensored version of the Hotel room scene is here if you want to check it ^^
I'm Gonna Suck your D from the Chandelier

Chapter 24: Killers Three

Chapter Text

Ben and Jake stared at the state of their friend. The former put his hands against the glass. He closed his eyes and white energy left the mannequin and entered Ben’s palms.

“I can feel her pain,” said Ben with blank eyes. “We need to help her. What did she told you minutes ago?”

Jack crossed his arms. “She said that Anastasia had been killed, but she got cut off before she could tell me who it was… You think it was Puppet Master?”

Ben brushed his hair. “Could be… But ther-”

Screams boomed from the corner of the street. The two friends headed to it and found a crowd gathered around the local judge. Hart lied on the ground with a dart lodged in his neck. The sheriff pushed people away, knelt, and sniffed the dart.

“Amazonian frog’s toxin,” said the sheriff “My mamma was addicted to it until it killed her.”

Ben widened his eyes. “It wasn’t Puppet Master,” he mumbled.

Jake raised an eyebrow. “Huh?”

“It’s a cycle,” said Ben as he pulled Jake away. “The sheriff dies, then it’s the judge, and then-”

A Mercedes drove past them with Anastasia at the wheel.

“Anastasia,” pursued Jake.

“Exactly! And she’s still alive right now, so Lissa wasn’t talking about Puppet Master,” declared Ben. “She wasn’t talking about the car crash, we saw it. She was talking about a death we didn’t saw.”

Jake narrowed his brows. “A death we didn’t saw? Wh… What if she meant her first death?”

Ben grinned. “Your eyes shine when you think.”

“Ah, thanks…” Jake blushed and glanced away. “Yo- you’re cute too when… Huh... We should go talk to Ana’.”

They headed over a construction site where Anastasia was parked near. 

“Hey Anastasia, how was the ride with Lissa?” inquired Jake.

The woman laughed. “Lissa? You mean the mannequin at Spotlight ?”

Jake and Ben looked at each other.

“You don’t remember drivin’ with her?” asked Jake.

Anastasia paused and scoffed, ”Why would I drive with a mannequin?”

“You were there at the court with us earlier, weren’t you?” questioned Ben.

“I…” Anastasia gawked away. “I think so.”

“What was the trial about?” asked Ben.

The woman played with her hair. “I- I’ve no idea.”

“She’s under a spell I think,” whispered Jake to Ben. “Hold my hand, I’ve got an idea.”

He nodded and grabbed Jake’s right hand. The latter extended his left hand at Anastasia and released a stream of anti-magic at her.

“Ben, make her feel sad,” commanded Jake.

Ben reached out his other arm at Anastasia and her eyes turned blue while her skin started to melt into clay.

“Wha- what’s happening?” she wondered. “I… I remember Lissa…” She looked at the horizon. “We tried to… to drive out of the town, and then we… we got separated.” The left part of Anastasia’s face floated into stagnant slime. “When we touched the edge of the town… So many words blew up in my head…”

“Who killed you? Who killed you first?” asked Ben.

Anastasia cried and simpered. “I forgot his name… He didn’t let me go, he won’t let any of us leave...“ She frowned. “I need to talk to him… my son... to talk to… to talk to Cor-.”

A girder dropped on Anastasia and crushed her with the car. Clay splattered all over Ben and Jake.

“We need to go to the town hall!” urged Ben.

Jake wiped the ooze off his face. “How are you not phased of being covered by puppet’s guts?!”

Ben shrugged. “It’s just clay. C’mon, let’s go.”

They sprinted through the crowd and by a very much alive Hart. 

“Hey fellas, where are you goin’?” he asked.

“To the town hall,” answered Jake.

Hart flailed his arms in front of them. “Bu- but that’s not possible. Only puppets are allowed inside the town hall.”

 

Ben pinched his lips. “Perhaps you could distract the staff?”

“Um… Well, I don’t like saying no, so I guess… Alright, on it,” conceded Hart before he tapped on a phone. “Um, mayor’s office? Yeah, I am dying, could you please send help? All of your staff if possible… Why am I not calling 911? Well, I’m dying, so I didn’t check who to call, sorry.” He hung up. “Alright, it should distract them.”

Ben thanked Hart before he walked with Jake in front of the three-storied town hall. It possessed crimson brick walls and an admiral blue roof. The sun shone just behind its roof, which loomed forward the shadow of the porch into a long black tongue over the front lawn. Deep thuds sounded as the two young men walked over the fieldstone walkway.

Ben tapped down his left shoe. “It’s weird, the ground sounds hollow here.”

The doors opened and a glove-sized blonde girl with buttons for eyes a sewn mouth appeared on the other side. Her hairline was shaped into two horns above her temples. A long pale arm with red veins was shoved from under her blue dress while its body hid behind the doorframe. Ben leaned to the side, but one of the doors closed to block his view.

Ben waved to her. “Hello, we’re here to see the mayor, could you let us enter?”

The little girl lolled her head to the left while her mouth bulged. Her eyes popped out while the seams of her lips cut. Sharp nails stabbed from within her face and sand bled out of her head. A large smile sliced from ear to ear as a needle dropped out of her mouth. A star pin fell on the ground while the arm pulled the girl behind the wall. The doors creaked and opened just before Ben and Jake entered. They checked the room, but the girl and the bodiless arm were nowhere to be found. The entrance hall was filled with portraits of a blonde cowboy and newspaper clippings with titles such as Cactus City Bandit Showdown! or Western Adventures .   

Ben picked up the needle which had Cory etched on its star. A whistle echoed from the depths of the dim-lit entrance hall. The little puppet girl emerged from a dark hallway and wiggled around.

“We should follow her,” said Ben.

“Hell no!” shouted Jake. “After clowns, dolls and puppets ar-”

Ben walked toward the puppet and said, “You’ll follow me anyway, I know you don’t want to be left alone here.”

Jake crossed his arms. “I’d rather be alone here than-”

The men in the portraits surrounding them observed Jake.

“Alright, let’s follow her,” mumbled Jake.

They came closer as the girl moved behind a wall again. A part of the floorboards thumped once in they headed into the hallway. Then, a hatch opened and a head of blonde hair surfaced, it was the little girl. They approached her and she disappeared down a stairway. 

“Why do we keep going into scary-ass underground places?” wondered Jake.

“We could go into a scary attic next?” proposed Ben.

“Fuck no,” replied Jake.

They walked down the dusty steps and arrived into a network of basement rooms with a corrugated metal ceiling and lath walls with oozes of plaster. A smell of fresh paint pervaded throughout the maze of hallways, which was heightened by the heat of circular ceiling lamps. A scratched banner dangled to the side as they walked under it.

“Arizona Kid?” read Jake of the banner.

“You know what it means?” asked Ben.

“It was a puppet kid’s show,” answered Jake. “It used to be popular, but the guy who played Arizona Kid did some shit and got fired.”

“They’ve burned him alive?” Ben widened his eyes. “It’s a bit much.”

Jake chuckled until they heard shoutings.

“I think it was Cap, let’s check this out,” said Jake.

They then arrived in a narrow hallway decorated with small cardboards buildings and cactuses. Old string puppets hung in front of them while others were hanged with nooses. The wooden people floated around with frozen faces and dislocated bodies. Ben removed a bow from his left braid and threw it at one of the puppets. The dummy convulsed and flapped its mouth as soon the ribbon touched it. Jake and Ben walked back while the floorboards under them trembled before they slammed open over a pit full of rusty nails and scissor blades.

“We have to use the puppets to go across,” said Ben.

Jake furrowed his brows and asked, “What if there are other traps?”

“I’ll lead the way,” announced Ben.

Jake held his friend’s right wrist. “Be careful.”

“You too,” replied Ben with a smile.

The young man took a deep breath and extended his right arm at an eyeless robber puppet. He wrapped his fingers around the cold marionette before he did the same with his other hand. His feet sprung forward and he swung over the steel-filled pit. A pale saloon girl puppet with pink eyes hung in front of him. Ben leaped and gripped at her. Behind him, Jake was seizing the robber. Gravity pulled him down, so Ben stretched his legs as he glanced at a witch puppet. He jumped and grabbed her, but her strings cut instantly. 

“Ben!” screamed Jake.

Jake sprung to grip the saloon girl and swung toward Ben. The latter fell until he grasped Jake’s left hand.

“It was close!” let out Ben.

“Do not let go of me,” pleaded Jake.

Jake inhaled and scanned the dummies in front of them.

“Hey, some of these dummies are-” He paused. “They don’t come from that kid’s show.”

“Like the witch?” questioned Ben.

“Exactly,” replied Jake. “Let’s try grabbin’ only the ones from the show.” 

Jake bobbed at a Native American puppet and Ben nodded. The former moved Ben to and fro until Ben jumped and grabbed the marionette. 

“I think you’re right so far,” said Ben.

“Good.” Jake simpered and pointed to their left. “Now try the old guy with a pickaxe.”

Ben put a thumb up before he took a quick breath. He then leaped forward and gripped a gold miner dummy. Its strings stiffened while its part of the ceiling shivered. Sweat dripped from Ben’s forehead as he stared up. 

The puppet stood still.

Ben exhaled before he swung to the edge of the pit. He landed on the floorboards and turned toward Jake. The latter leaped from the Native American puppet to the miner. He then panted a bit and looked at Ben.

“C’mon, you can do it, I believe in you,” said his friend.

Jake smiled and jumped forward. His feet touched a puddle of paint and he tripped backward. Ben sprinted and grabbed Jake’s collar before he yanked him out of the pit. The two fell against the floor and embracing each other.

“Three,” said Jake as he was on top of Ben. “I’ve won.”

Ben pushed him away. “And I’ve saved you.”

“T’was just a bunch of rusty tools,” said Jake with a shrug as they stepped forward. “I had my shot for tetanus anyway.”

“Shh.” Ben nudged him down. “You hear this?”

Jake leaned his head to the side.

“Let me go!” shouted Steve.

The two of them pussyfooted toward Steve’s voice and crept to the left into a room. They crouched a cardboard bank building and a couple of stuffed vultures. Ben recoiled when they arrived in front of the Puppet Master. The bald man stared at them and stood still. Jake extended his left hand and touched Puppet Master’s legs.

“He’s a puppet,” said Jake.

“He’s not the only one,” added Ben as he gestured to the side.

They peeped through the cell bars of a small jail at a saloon bar. Puppets were crucified on its walls with marionette controllers. Others were decapitated with their heads turned into lanterns. A pentagram was drawn on the floor with chalk and Steve was chained to a round table. Most of his body had been turned into wood, except for his head.

“My my, you’re a tough one, aren’t you?” said David as he walked in with his dummy. “My apologies for the mumbo jumbo, but I’ll have to go harder on you, buddy.”

“Let’s help Cap,” said Jake.

“We should record him first, so the town could trust us,” said Ben.

Jake frowned. “Why? The mayor’s obviously the one behind all of this. If we beat him, it’s done.”

“Only half of it, Greylight controls reality, Jezebel controls death,” replied Ben. “People keep coming back to life and the town’s turned into a kid’s show. David’s not working alone, let’s hear him talk or at least get proof against him.”

Jake sighed before he put out his phone and used it to record the mayor.

“What’s the meaning of this?” asked Steve.

“This town ain’t big enough for two heroes,” declared David. “But don’t worry, once I’ve turned into my puppet, you’ll help me have all this sweet glory.”

“So you’re the one behind Puppet Master?” questioned Steve.

David bent over him. “I am Puppet Master,” he answered with a sly smile. “I am everyone, the hero, the villain, the monster… It doesn’t matter, I get all the attention that comes with it.”

“I’m sure you’ll get even more now,” said Jake as he rushed in with Ben.

“Who are you supposed to be?” wondered David.

“It doesn’t matter, what’s matter is that the world’s about to know who you are.” Jake showed the video on his phone. “Puppet Master.”

“Jake, Ben! Stay away from him!” urged Steve.

David chuckled. “And I guess you want me to free the town and Captain America in exchange?”

Ben pulled out a knife from under his dress. “We also can torture you until you change your mind.”

Jake gawked at his friend. “Huh?”

“Ooh, stabby stabby, isn’t it scary Corney?” David asked his dummy.

“Very scary, dad!” answered Corney.

“Stop messin’ with us and give up already!” ordered Jake.

The mayor tilted his head. “You’re not the one in control around here, young man. I am.”

Jake tried to step forward, but the mayor’s dummy looked at him and turned his feet into wood.

“Argh! The fuck?!” groaned Jake.

“I could just turn you into puppets to get rid of you too, ain’t this much easier?” announced David.

Ben glared at the mayor and said, “You’re not the one turning people into puppets, it’s your son, Cory, right?”

David lost his smile and put out a gun. “His name’s Corney,” he replied with a cold tone.

“His name’s Cory!” shouted Ben. “And you used to be Arizona Kid, didn’t you?”

“I still am Arizona Kid!” yelled David. “I am the hero everyone kid in Arizona dream to be!”

“You’re a fraud,” replied Jake. “You’re lying and manipulating everyone!”

“That’s wrong! I am a hero!” screamed the mayor.

“A hero? That’s the only thing you’ll never be,” said Steve.

David’s dummy looked at him.

“Don’t listen to them, Corney, they’re just jealous of your dad,” proclaimed the mayor.

“Cory, you remember what happened to Anastasia? You remember what happened to your mom?” asked Ben.

The puppet glanced at Ben and mumbled. “Anastasia… M- mom?”

“Don’t talk about her!” urged David.

“Your dad, he didn’t want to let your mother leave. Is this why she died in a car accident?” asked Ben.

Cory looked at his father and said, “Mom… You’ve killed mom.”

“I had to! She wanted to leave us!” screamed David. 

“And you killed the sheriff and the judge too!” added Steve.

“She was tired of you trying to control everyone!” replied Jake as his legs turned to wood.

“That’s why Cory has turned the town into puppets, to make his father proud and to live in a world where his dad isn’t the monster he is!” added Ben.

“You’re lying! I am a hero! I-” screamed David.

Ben eyed at Jake who was now transformed up to his waist.

“Cory, I know you want to make your father proud, but your freedom’s more important.

“Shut your mouth!” barked David. “I’m his father, I know what’s best for-” He paused and gawked at his left arm which stiffened. “Cory? What are you doin’?!”

“Doin’ what mom would have wanted,” said Cory.

The mayor let go of his marionette as his hands shrank and his body turned into wood. His clothes shifted into leather while a Stetson hat grew out of his head. David choked as his neck lost human physiology and soon his whole being became a dummy dressed as a cowboy.

Cory looked at Steve and Jake which turned their body to normal. Captain America stood up while Cory increased in size and became a real boy. 

“Goodbye, dad,” said Cory.

Chapter 25: The Coming of the X-Terminators!

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Steve, Jake, and Ben sprinted through the streets while clouds turned from cardboards to condensed vapor, and flowers got rid of their human traits. They arrived near some clothing stores and checked their display windows. One of the mannequins behind still wore Lissa’s clothes.

Ben winced. “What’s happening? I thought the town was supposed to be back to normal?”

Jake crossed his arms. “Maybe it’s taking more t-”

“Boo!” screamed Lissa as she jumped out of a dark alley in her underwear.

Steve covered his eyes and recoiled.

“Hey, Lissa!” Ben waved to her. “You’re going to the pool?”

“Why are you half-naked?” wondered Jake.

Lissa drooped her shoulders. “I wanted to scare you, you’ve left here for hours!”

“Can you put your clothes back on?” asked Steve.

Lissa headed back inside the store while some citizens walked to them. Anastasia was among them; including the judge, the sheriff, and the cashier, who were back to their human forms. 

“Hi. We just wanted to thank you for what you did,” said Anastasia while Cory held her right hand.

“You’re welcome,” replied Jake. “Not gonna lie, I’ll miss that puppet stuff.”

“You’re the only one,” said the cashier. “Ah! Ah! Ah!”

The sheriff glared at him.

“Sorry, still got the habit,” explained the cashier.

Ben pinched his lips before he questioned Anastasia, “Sorry to ask, but are you the one who wished for the deads to come back to life?” 

Anastasia sighed. “That would be me. I wanted to tell you everything, but then... David’s spell made us forget everything.”

“It’s okay, you’re free now,” replied Jake.

The street started to tremor as the deputy ran to them.

“Th- the mayor! He’s-”

“Howdy neighbors!” shouted David.

A giant cowboy hat appeared on the horizon as a ventriloquist stomped toward them. 

Jake raised an eyebrow. “What the…”

“I hope you didn’t miss me!” scoffed David.

“How is he back?” questioned Anastasia.

“I wonder which twisted beauty could have done this?” said a sultry voice. 

They all turned around and saw Jezebel with Greylight. Steve shot daggers at her and stepped in front of Jake and Ben.

“He sold his soul to you, didn’t he?” asked Jake.

Jezebel leered. “Sold? I wouldn’t have made my grand entrance just for some petty business. No, no.” She leaned forward. “It was a soul sacrifice.”

Jake widened his eyes. “A sacrifice?”

Jezebel snapped her fingers and David’s puppet eyes glowed with a fiery light before they set ablaze. The giant dummy flailed around as his wooden body was consumed by fire. His skin burned to ashes like Icarus’s wings as he collapsed against the hard concrete. Black energy came out of his remains and then flew inside Jezebel.

“Guess he couldn’t handle the limelight,” she said with a cackle before she turned to Greylight. “You’ve lost again, brother.”

Greylight shrugged. “Guess I’m not really good at this game.”

“Well, it was fun seeing you again, but I don’t like spending too much time with my fans.”

“Wait, you won’t try to kill us?” asked Jake.

“Plot armor, darling. The hero can’t kill the villains before the final battle,” answered Jezebel.

Steve tilted his head. “You think you’re the hero?”

“Of course! I got all the good lines, I always have everyone’s attention, and I am ravishing.” She winked. “And we all know that heroes are always beautiful in Hollywood.” 

“It’s real life, not a movie,” said Jake.

“Is it?” wondered Jezebel. “I control reality, I make what I want of it.” She caressed her left ear. “Oh, time to go, I’ve got a tragic scene where the townspeople come to rescue me from a living mummy.”

She raised her left arm and was enveloped by a curtain of flame as she vanished.

“What a bitch,” muttered Lissa. 

“A little sociopathic, but she got a sweet side,” said Greylight with a chuckle. 

Anastasia dropped to her knees and exhaled.

“You’re okay?” asked Steve as he walked to her.

“I’m free,” she whispered. “I’m finally free of him.”

She hugged her son while Steve tapped her back.

“You’re safe now, both of you,” said Steve.

Jake looked at the two of them as the sunlight briefly made Anastasia appeared similar to his mother. 

He glared at Greylight and asked, “How much time is left before…”

“Before what used to be dead departs the world of the livings?” pursued Greylight. “Do I even care? Clearly, not a soul here will sacrifice themselves.” He turned away and lit his cigar. “When they’re ready to say their goodbyes, they’ll be free to leave.”

The undead cowboy trod away before he threw his coat over him and he disappeared into a cloud of smoke.

“You could stay with us,” Anastasia told Steve. “Nobody dies here.”

Steve smiled. “But there’s nobody to save either…” He looked at Jake. “I also have some things to do before I leave.”

“We don’t have to leave right away though,” added Jake. “You could enjoy being alive a bit more?”

“That would be selfish. We have no time to waste,” said Steve.

“Not really,” replied Ben. “Lissa’s a werewolf, we should wait before the night until we leave, just in case.”

“Right, so I don’t get turned into a mannequin again,” said Lissa.

Steve sighed. “Fine, but we’re goin’ back to the RV before nighttime.”

“Wow, you really are an old man,” said Jake.

They laughed and headed forward in the street with some of the citizens. Meanwhile, Ben strolled behind and contemplated some trees.

“Somethin’s wrong?” asked Jake as he walked toward his friend.

“It’s just… What Anastasia has said about freedom.” Ben frowned. “I wonder how it feels sometimes.”

“You don’t feel free?” wondered Jake.

Ben shook his head down. “Those memories… Those bad memories. They keep coming back…” He looked at Jake. “When I talked to Cory, it was as if it was all coming back to me again… I feel like a prisoner sometimes, as if I couldn’t escape from the pain.”

Jake held Ben’s hands and said, “I think I got a solution for that.”

“Really? What is it?” asked Ben.

“Fuck it,” said Jake.

Ben gawked him. “F- uck?”

Jake smiled. “Yeah, just say fuck to all the things that annoy you, I do that all the time.”

“Well…” Ben wandered his gaze. “F- Fuck bad memories?”

“Good! Keep goin’,” encouraged Jake.

Ben pushed his tongue against his left cheek. “Fuck… Fuck pain… fuck bad thought, and fuck pain.” He giggled. “Wow, it feels nice!”

Jake beamed. “Right? Now try sayin’ it louder!”

“Alright.” Ben took a deep breath. “Fuck worries!”

“Fuck worries!” repeated Jake.

Ben furrowed his brows and yelled, “Fuck Mom!”

“Yeah, fuck your mom!” shouted Jake.

“I am a fucking son of a bitch!” sung Ben.

“You’re a fuckin’ son of a bitch!” screamed Jake.

Ben pulled Jake by the collar and kissed him.

“Ach,” Ben recoiled. “I’m sorry, I didn’t ask.”

Jake kissed Ben and said, “You don’t have to be sorry, it felt great.”

“Ben, Jake, you’re comin’?” called Lissa. “We’re having a karaoke party.”

“What’s a karaoke?” asked Ben.

“Oh, it’s a thing where people sing and get drunk,” explained Jake.

Ben grinned. “I love singing!”

They followed Lissa inside a bar whose front had Karaoke Island spelled in neon letters with a note Closing Soon . Inside there were palm trees wrapped with lights and a cardboard volcano emitting colored smokes. Speakers in the corners of the place played I’m Coming Out by Diana Ross. They sat at Steve’s table as a waitress served him an apple pie.

The scent of fresh crisp and mellow spices tickled Steve’s nose as he closed his eyes. Then, he removed his gloves and touched the warm soft texture before a cut a slice and munched it. A crunchy yet delicate taste of sweet sourness welcomed his mouth. 

“How’s the pie, grandpa?” asked Jake. 

“Just as good as I remember,” said Steve as he lounged on his chair. “Wait, did you just call me grandpa?”

Jake scratched his head. “Guess it slipped out by accident.”

Steve smiled. “Thank you, grandson.”

A violet stage light shrunk on Ben as everyone looked at him.

“Think it’s your turn to sing,” said Jake.

Ben’s face reddened. “B- but, everyone’s staring at me…”

Jake grabbed his friend’s left hand and said, “I’ll sing with you.”

The pair walked on the stage while a few people clapped a little for them. Piano notes played out of the speakers while Jake and Ben each took a microphone. Lyrics began to appear on a screen and Ben gulped.

“We're soarin', flyin’,” sang Jake as he gazed at Ben.  “There's not a star in heaven that we can't reach.”

“If we're trying. S- so we're breaking free,” mumbled Ben.

The bulbs on the stage flickered in sync with Jake’s heartbeats as he brushed Ben’s back.

“But your faith it gives me strength,” they sang together. “Strength to believe.”

“We’re breakin’ free!” caroled Ben.

A translucid shockwave boomed out of Jake and blew up the lights around one of the trees before it collapsed on a nearby table.

The pair sang, “We’re soarin,’ flyin’! There's not a star in heaven that we can't reach!” 

“Can you feel it building, like a wave the ocean just can't control?” asked Jake in rhythm.

A bubble machine shook and spit liquid soap at some people’s faces who cried and stumbled.

“Connected by a feeling,” sang Ben as his eyes turned to a shade of shade for an instant. “Ohhh, in our very souls.”

“So everyone can see,” they sang.

“I can’t see!” screamed a woman as tears dripped from her eyes filled with soap.

“We’re soarin’!” caroled Ben before he untied his hair and let it down.

“Flyin’!” pursued Jake.

Sparks flew from the volcano before it went ablaze.

“Yeah we're breaking free!” the two sang.

The fire went out of the burning volcano and crept across the floorboards

“Ohhhh runnin',” crooned Ben.

People ran away as the bar and its pieces of furniture went up in flames.

“Both of us breaking free! We're breaking free!” 

The citizens of Revelation escaped by the front door and back door. Steve picked up the fiery volcano and threw it away, but it crashed on a liquor shelf which exploded and spread more fire.

“This is true! This is fate! And together, we see it comin',” sang Ben.

Lissa picked up an extinguisher and shot foam at a burning empty stroller.

“You know the world can see us.” Ben and Jake locked eyes. “In a way that's different than who we are…”

The two of them kissed while the music went down and beams from the ceiling collapsed.

“Can we break the fuck free out of there ‘fore we burn alive?!” shouted Lissa.

Steve grabbed Jake and Ben with his right arm and Lissa with the other before he sprinted out of the bar. Once they were out, a man with a coonskin hat stomped toward them.

“You!” he yelled as he pointed at Jake and Ben. “You’re the two homosexuals who’ve burned down my bar!”

Jake glared at him and said, “You got a problem with that?”

“Yeah, we’ve burned down his bar,” answered Ben.

“I meant the homosexual part,” muttered Jake.

The bar owner hugged the two of them.

“Thank you!” he shouted. “The insurance should be enough for me to adopt a Birman.”

“You’re welcome,” said Ben. “And if you need more insurance money, it would be our pleasure to also burn your Birman.”

The man widened his eyes. “What?” 

“He’s drunk,” said Jake as he pushed Ben away.

The four of them walked away and headed back to the courtroom. Ben’s RV was still parked in front of it as they arrived. Steve and Lissa sat at the back, while Ben drove with Jake on the passenger’s seat. They waved at Anastasia and her son as they went past them. Soon, the vehicle stopped in front of a sign with Now Reveleavin’ .

Steve looked down at his hands which began to pale.

“You’re ready, grandpa?” asked Jake with a frown.

Steve rubbed his tongue against the roof of his mouth. The remains of apple pie flavor embraced his senses one more time before they vanished. Steve smiled and bobbed his head at Jake. 

“It was great seein’ you again, sir,” said Ben. 

The RV drove forward as Steve breathed deeply. His skin and clothes lost their colors and soon shifted into a translucent tint. Soon, Steve disappeared from Ben and Lissa’s sights while Jake only saw him as a blueish smokey form.

“Do you guys still see him?” asked Jake.

Both Ben and Lissa shook their heads with droopy eyes. 

“Don’t worry, old man, you still have to deal with me,” scoffed Jake.

Steve simpered. “C’mon, you know I don’t age anymore.”

The vehicle braked and Ben stared at Jake.

“Was it Steve talking?” asked Ben.

Jake raised an eyebrow and replied, “Yeah, how did you guess?”

Ben pinched his lips. “I- I think I’ve just heard him.”

“He heard me?” wondered Steve.

“There! I heard him!” Ben grinned. “He said ‘He heard me, right?”

Jake smiled. “Wow, that’s amazing.”

Lissa grimaced. “Wait, why can’t I hear him?”

“You want to hear Cap too?” asked Ben.

“Not really,” said Lissa shrugged. “I just don’t like bein’ left out.”

“Yeah, but they don’t know how Florienta ended up with the count at the end,” replied Ben.

Lissa smiled. “Thanks… It’s just… I’ve been feeling like I don’t belong here, sometimes.”

“You belong here,” said Jake. “You’ve saved our asses against that giant horse and you’ve… bought us time at the court.”

“And honestly, you match the team’s profile.” Ben gestured at her. “You’re a Transilvanian sorority sister who can turn into a werewolf. Cap’s a super-soldier who was brought back from the afterlife. Jake’s an anti-magic wizard who’s also a Tohono O’odham descendant, and I’m a Sino-Chinese German cross-dressing empath.”

Lissa stared at him. “Well… Put like that.”

“Speakin’ of team, we need a name for ours,” declared Jake. “I don’t know, somethin’ related to power, magic, bein’ young. Well, even if grandpa’s here…”

“Teen Titans?” suggested Ben.

Lissa shook her head. “It’s already taken. We’d get sued.”

“Young Avengers?” proposed Steve.

“We would need a young Hulk or a young Hawkeye for that,” replied Jake.

“Ghoulfriends?” said Lissa.

“I like this one,” said Ben.

Jake crossed his arms. “How about the X-Terminators?”

“No,” scoffed Lissa. “It sounds like porn stars hunting rats and roaches.”

“I prefer X-Ceptional…” muttered Ben.

“C’mon guys, it’s a great name!” insisted Jake. “It’s like X-Files and Terminator put together.”

“Fine, but I’m making the logo if we have one,” whined Lissa.

The four of them extended their left hands and joined them together.

“X-Terminators!” they exclaimed together.

Chapter 26: One Foot in the Grave

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Vanishing rays of light in the sky tainted grey clouds with a hellish shade of fire. It then died down into an ill tint of pink, akin to rat feet, and ended with a deep bruised purple in the horizon. Some vampire bats were already out and flew past the RV. Ben drove it while wearing his Bo Peep costume. Meanwhile, Lissa put an azure fur jacket over her denim crop top as she shivered on the back seat.

“Jeez, it’s freezin’,” complained Lissa. 

Bo Peep frowned. “Jizz? Can it be used that way?” 

“Not jizz, jeez,” answered Jake.

“It sounds almost the same to me,” said Ben. “Should I move my tongue in a certain way to catch the right jizz?”

“D- don’t say it. Don’t say it that way,” mumbled Jake.

“Jeez is what you say when you’re annoyed or surprised,” explained Lissa. “And jizz is-”

“That’s enough!” Steve talked over her. “I have no idea what any of these words mean, but I’m fairly certain you three shouldn’t talk about it.”

“... after it gets really good,” finished Lissa.

Ben looked back at the road and pouted as he said, “Jizz…”

The latter held the steering wheel with a firm grasp to fight against the icy road. Mountains began to tower on both sides as they rode by a notched rectangular sign with Rio Idolo engraved in it. Gusts of wind screeched sand on the windows which prompted Bo Peep to turn the wipers on. Outlines of houses appeared as the wiper blades swung left and right. Then, a figure emerged on the horizon, it was an old woman standing in the middle of the road. She wore a purple prairie dress and had her hair tied up into a bun. 

“Great, just another crazy crackhead,” muttered Lissa.

The RV slowed down in front of the elderly lady as her left hand glinted. 

Jake widened his eyes and said, “It’s a gun.”

Ben hit the gas and ran over the old woman.

“What the fuck?!” shouted Jake. “Why did you do that?”

“She had a gun,” replied Ben. “It was us or her.”

Ben looked at his rearview mirror and squinted.

“I think she’s stuck under the wheels, I don’t see her behind,” said Bo Peep.

“Uh, guys…” mumbled Lissa as she pointed forward.

The old lady was again standing in front of the vehicle, with no wound on her pale body.

“I’ll handle this,” said Steve.

Captain America phased through the RV before he wielded his shield at the woman. Her cold blue eyes snapped at Steve and she smiled.

“You can see me?” asked Steve with an ajar mouth.

She raised her gun and Steve lifted his shield.

“Stop whatever you’re about to do!” ordered Steve.

The old woman put the gun against her left temple and moved up her thumb. 

“Pater autem mendacium! Animam eorum!” she chanted.

Steve sprinted forward as she pulled the trigger.

Bang!

Her skin whitened and soon froze. It then shattered as her skull blew up into pieces of ice while the rest of her body crumbled. 

“Guess cremation won’t happen for her,” said a raucous voice.

Greylight strolled out of the desert and knelt to pick up the revolver.

Jake, Ben, and Lissa stepped out of the RV and headed toward him.

“What just happened?” questioned Jake.

“She shot herself and turned into ice, thought that was obvious,” he scoffed. “Oh, or maybe you meant, what’s gonna happen?” Greylight leered. “Now that’s much more interesting...” He gulped down a bottle of whiskey. “You see, you fellas are gettin’ closer to my restin’ place, which means I have to bring out the big guns. In other words, the whole town’s skatin’ on thin ice.”

“How? You got one soul, you can only have another one per town,” said Ben.

Greylight chuckled. “Not if one of them wished for the whole town to go down with them,” he answered. “And I wonder who told you this? Was it Jezebel… or Blackheart?” he inquired. 

Bo Peep pinched his lips and glared at him.

“Anyway…” Greylight took a glimpse at the town sign. “Eighteen thousand citizens? Yeah, should be enough to get at least fifteen souls.”

“You won’t get any,” declared Jake.

“I already got one,” replied Greylight. “One card is taken and the whole castle falls.” He laughed. “Have fun chasing a bunch of rabbits at the same time…” his voice distorted as he turned into smoke. “You better hurry before the night comes, unless you love massacres...”

“We’ve no time to waste,” urged Steve as they ran back into the RV.

Ben burned rubber down some slopes to reach the town. The RV rode by a church, a flower shop, and a supermarket. Then, they parked in front of a police station. 

“So, what’s the plan?” asked Ben.

“We convince the cops to get everyone to a secured place,” announced Jake.

“Churches!” said Lissa as she showed her phone. “There are three around here. In horror movies, churches are always the best place to go to.”

“The house of God sounds like a great idea,” added Steve.

“Let’s do it then,” said Jake.

They walked out of the vehicle and entered the station. An officer with a ponytail ran by them and lit up her cigarette as they did so.

“Another grave was robbed, I’m on it,” she said.

“Hey, no smoking around here!” barked another officer behind the counter before he looked at them. “Yeah?”

The middle-aged man had a thick black mustache and a buzz cut. His short-sleeved uniform somewhat covered a square patch of beige cloth on his right upper arm.

“We need your help,” declared Jake.

Ben waved from behind Jake. “Good evening, Officer-” He tiptoed and read, ”Sam Farrow?”

“You can read, good for you,” scoffed Sam before he glanced at Jake. “So what’s the matter?”

Jake scratched his neck. “How to put this…” He took a short breath. “An undead cowboy sacrificed an old lady to put a curse or whatever on the town.”

The police office gawked at the young man.

“You don’t buy any of this,” said Jake.

“It’s not that I find this hard to conceive,” replied Sam. “Vampires, ghosts, demons… They’ve been poppin’ all over the news. The thing is, why should I trust you? What tells me that you’re not on their side?”

“‘Cause we’re asking you to put everyone to safety, there’s nothing wrong about that,” answered Jake.

“Viruses, bombs, mass-murder,” listed Sam. “I’m all for protecting the town, but listening to complete strangers could either be a trick or a complete waste of time. Sorry.”

“Do you want me to use my powers on him?” whispered Ben.

Jake sighed. “Go ahead.”

Bo Peep’s eyes turned purple with tints of pink and he aimed his staff at the police officer. Soon, Sam’s eyes shifted to the same colors and his mouth dropped agape.

“The town’s in danger. Get everyone to safety inside the churches,” ordered Ben.

The police officer’s eyes came back to normal as he picked up a phone.

“Sister Marjorie, remember what you said about lovin’ thy neighbor?” asked Sam. “How many people your church can handle?”

“Since when you can mind control people?” muttered Lissa.

“Oh, I’ve discovered I could do it some days before,” answered Ben with a shrug. “And I need to touch them for it to work.”

Jake gestured outside and said, “We should go get as many people as we can before it’s too late.”

“We should split up to cover more ground,” suggested Steve.

“Alright, I’m goin’ with Steve,” said Jake.

“I guess that means we’re splittin’ up?” wondered Lissa as typed on her phone. “Let’s meet up in front of the Church near the flower shop.”

Jake nodded and said, “Got it. Also, you two can take the RV, it’ll be safer.”

Ben frowned. “But what about you?”

“I got grandpa with me, I should be okay,” reassured Jake with a smile.

“Promise me you’ll be careful,” asked Ben.

Jake held Ben’s hands and said, “I promise.”

The two young men hugged and kissed while police cars spread throughout the town. As Lissa and Ben rode to the left, Steve and Jake ran to the right side. Most of the citizens they had encountered either trusted them or were warned by relatives who had themselves been informed by cops. Soon, sirens resonated while a police car started to patrol their block of houses and used microphones to urge the townspeople to gather inside the local churches. 

“Hey Cap, can I ask you somethin’?” questioned Jake.

“Of course, Jake,” replied Steve.

Jake pursed his lips. “How does it feel to kill someone?”

Steve gazed at his grandson and took a deep breath. “That’s… a hard subject.” He paused. “I’m certainly not proud of it and I try to avoid this option as much as I can. But sometimes you just have to do it. And in these cases, I remind myself that I did what I had to do.”

“What about Ben? Do you think he thinks like you?” asked Jake.

“That’s somethin’ only Ben can answer,” said Steve. “What I can tell about him is that he seems to be a nice young man, but sometimes nice people do bad things.” Steve looked at the sky. “I had a friend, well, Ben’s more than a friend for you, but you got the idea... I have a friend who did some… horrible things, but was forced to do them.” Steve’s eyes went down. “I don’t think a lot of people could survive this situation with a stable mind. Sure, it doesn’t justify their behavior, but I do think it gives us an idea on how to help them.” 

“You think I can help Ben?” asked Jake.

Steve put his left hand on Jake’s shoulder. “If you want to, go ahead.”

Jake smiled. “Thank you, grandpa Steve.”

All of a sudden, shoutings resonated behind them. A teen with a short olive dress and dark brown hair was running after the police car. She held a white cat under her right arm who scratched at her silver pendant. 

“Come back!” she yelled.

Jake ran to her and asked, “What’s goin’ on?”

“My mom went on her own to the flower shop and she’s not responding to my texts.” She thrashed her phone around.

“She must’ve hurried to safety,” said Jake.

The teen shook her head. “She would never leave me alone with all of this goin’ on.”

Jake looked up at the sky as the last rays of sunshine were about to disappear.

“Shit,” cursed Jake. “Let’s go already. I hope you run fast.”

They sprinted down an alley as Jake called Lissa to tell her to meet up at the flower shop instead. The teen soon ran ahead of them.

“Well fuck, she does run fast,” noted Jake.

“On your left,” said Steve as he also ran past Jake.

The young man rolled his eyes and leaned his upper body forward to go quicker. They ran by a few more streets while the darkness of the night started to loom over them. After a few yards, a building could be discerned through a misty veil with Everbloom Blossom for a name. Wooden tables supported pale roses while buckets held chrysanthemums and a bit of rust. The glass door was left open and the ceramic floor was dirtied by muddy footprints.

Steve narrowed his brows. “I’m goin’ first. Jake, stay near the entrance with her,” he ordered as he phased through the walls.

Jake and the teen waited under the doorway while more fog infested the streets. Shattered flower pots lied down while the shelf bent to the side with broken brackets. 

“Mom?!” called the teen.

“Shh! Somethin’ weird happened around here, let’s be quiet,” urged Jake.

“Why are we stayin’ here? And where’s my mom or Mr. Cranshaw,” she questioned.

Jake raised an eyebrow and asked, “Cranshaw?”

“Tony Cranshaw, my boyfriend works for him, he’s the shop owner,” answered the teen. “It’s weird, he was just like my mom with me. He would never leave his flowers alone.”

“He’s not dumb, he wasn’t gonna run inside a church with flower pots,” said Jake.

They observed the place only lightened by the outside lamp posts. The backroom door was left ajar while the open second floor was almost pitch black. 

“Wait, I know these flowers.” She gestured at a decorative wheelbarrow. “These are roses of Altheas, my Mom gave them to my sister... He stole them!”

She headed toward the wheelbarrow while Jake tried to turn on his phone flashlight. Red cup-shaped hibiscuses were planted in the wheeled cart filled with dirt. Jake aimed his light at the flowers and two circles gleamed inside the wheelbarrow. The teen widened her eyes like a pair of glasses sticking out of the dirt. A bald pallid head was buried near them with a horrified expression. 

She gasped and stepped back only to trip against a vase. The vase dropped and a foot protruded out of it. Jake ran to her and led her away as she shook a little.

“It’s- it’s Mr. Cranshaw,” she mumbled.

“Cap, where are you?” muttered Jake.

The young man aimed his light all over the shop until a shoe dropped in front of them. Jake walked back and moved up his phone to the second floor as a deep moan resonated. Bare feet covered in dirt appeared followed by a charred pink dress. A little girl with brown pigtails stood in front of them and held a burned teddy bear.

“Awilda?!” screamed the teen as she yanked back Jake. “That’s my sister.”

“You wanna help her get down?” asked Jake.

“You don’t understand!” The teen lowered her voice and murmured, “My sister... She shouldn’t be here…  She died one year ago.”

Chapter 27: Ghouls Rush In

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The little girl named Awilda looked at them with her colorless eyes. She shuffled forward and breathed heavily before she pointed at the entry door. Suddenly, the backroom door slammed open and a woman stumbled in with a daisy-patterned dress. Her hands were tied in her back and a cloth gag hung around her neck. 

“Ava?!” she called.

The teenage girl ran to her. “Mom, what happened?” she asked as she untied her.

“The flowers, I wanted them back for your sister, but he wouldn’t let me.” Her mother rubbed her head. “We fought and then I fell and…”

“It’s okay, Mom,” said Ava as she hugged her mother.

Steve phased through the wall with wide eyes.

“Somethin’ strange just happened!” he shouted. “I was fightin’ these hideous monsters and then they’ve just disappeared.”

“Disappeared?” repeated Jake.

The young man moved up his phone light on the second floor. It was empty except for a lonely teddy bear lying on it.

“She has disappeared,” noted Jake.

“Who is he talking about?” asked the mother. 

Ava lowered her eyes and muttered, “It- it doesn’t matter.”

Steve put his hands on his hips and scanned their surroundings. A thick mist had now taken over the streets. The lamp posts flickered and turned off and only left green glows for lights. Soon, shadow people with fiery emerald eyes came closer toward them. Jake gulped and took a stance while Ava held her mother and their cat hissed. Two huge orbs beamed at them and grew bigger as Steve stepped in front of the others. The store windows shattered and its front door busted open as an RV crashed in. A piece of wall hurled through Steve’s ghostly body like a javelin.

“Is everyone okay?” asked Ben as he opened the doors.

“He’s a close friend,” said Jake. “You can trust him.”

Ava gawked at Bo Peep and asked, “Him?”

“It’s a long story,” replied Jake.

They headed at the back of the RV while Jake sat on the passenger seat. As soon as he did so, Ben pounced at him and kissed him.

“I was so worried for you,” cried Ben.

“Bo! Now’s not the time,” let out Jake while squeezed.

Ben pulled back and blushed. “Ach, sorry.” 

The RV drove out of the store remains and sped to the right. Steve phased his upper body through the roof while Ava and her mother eyed at a woman wearing a red plastic sphere for helmet and long gloves of the same color.

“Who’s that?” questioned Ava.

“Um…” Ben tapped his fingers on the wheel. “She’s a superhero like us, her name is… Ruby-”

“Sandiego,” finished Lissa.

Ava grimaced a little and inquired, “What’s your power?”

“My power is that I can use my big-ass head to go faster underwater,” answered Lissa.

“Why don’t you have an oxygen tank?” wondered Ava.

“It’s a touchy subject,” replied Ben. “She’s the sixth Ruby Sandiego since all the previous ones have drowned.”

“Exactly, I’m wearing this helmet as a tribute for my aunt Ruby Sandiego the fifth.” Lissa gestured to the sky. “She died while trying to rescue a little girl from an inflatable pool.”

Jake facepalmed while Ben drove them through the town plagued by mist. They used the GPS on Lissa’s phone to find their way to Our Lady of Sorrows Church . A stucco building with twin bell towers. The mist circled the church yet did not even approach its steps. Cars were corralled also around as Ben parked the RV near them. Ben honked before they all left the vehicle and raced up the front stairs. An elderly nun opened the mesquite door while Officer Farrow aimed his gun at them.

“Oh, it’s you,” he said as he lowered his gun.

“Don’t you dare using that barbaric tool in the house of God!” shooed the nun before she looked at them. “Come inside.”

Ava’s mother embraced the nun as she came in. “Sister Marjorie, you’re safe!”

The two chatted and walked away while Officer Farrow talked with his radio harness. Steve, Jake, Ben, and Lissa then headed behind the statue of a saint covering his face.

“So why are you wearing that thing on your head?” questioned Jake.

Lissa looked around before she removed her helmet and revealed that she had a hirsute chin and a mustache on.

Steve widened his eyes. “Gosh, all hemlock!”

“Wow, you’re a bearded lady,” said Ben with a wide smile.

Jake sneered and suppressed a laugh.

“It’s not funny, look at me! People will think that I’m a monster!” shouted Ben.

Ben shook his head. “No, people would love you at the circus.”

Jake snickered while Lissa shot daggers at him. Suddenly, Officer Farrow stomped toward them and Lissa put her helmet back on. A little boy with golden hair glared at the policeman as he did so.

“Hey, the craptacular C-Listers men, I got somethin’ for you,” he scoffed.

“We’re the X-Terminators,” replied Jake coldly.

Ben popped out from behind Jake and said, “And we’re not porn stars.”

“Whatever, we need a rescue team for the grocery store, think you can help or you’re gonna mind control us into doing it instead?” questioned Farrow.

Ben furrowed his brows. “It’s not mind control! It’s… convincing people to do things, without them wanting it…”

“Who’s that Children of the Corn reject lookin’ at you?” asked Lissa as she pointed at the blonde boy.

“Oh, it’s my son, Sam Jr.” He waved at him. “Hey, son!”

His son shot daggers at him.

“Nice boy, isn’t he?” said Officer Farrow.

“We have to help him!” shouted Ava as she ran to them. “John’s at the supermarket!”

“You’re still talkin’ with that no-good thief?” scolded her mother.

“It doesn’t matter! He’s in danger!” yelled Ava. “Those- things, they’re attacking the supermarket!”

“X-Terminators, let’s exterminate!” called Jake as they headed toward the entry door.

Ava handed her cat to her mother and said, “I’m comin’ with you.”

“Are you crazy?!” Her mother pulled her back. “You’re goin’ nowhere!”

“I can’t sit here and do nothin’!” screamed Ava.

“I’m coming,” said Sister Marjorie to Officer Farrow. “Stay here. This church and its people will need someone to watch over them.”

The policeman sighed and handed her a rifle. “Remember to-”

She loaded the rifle. “I know how to use it.”

They stepped out of the church and sprinted inside the RV. Green reflections moved around in the fog as Ben drove on full speed ahead. At the back of the vehicle, Sister Marjorie prayed with a rosary in her hands while the rifle rested on her lap. 

“Where did you learn to use a rifle?” asked Lissa once the nun was done.

“I used to be a hunter,” murmured Sister Marjorie.

Ben tightened his grip on the wheel. “You’ve killed animals?”

“I did a lot of things I now regret,” she said as she kissed her crucifix.

The vehicle stopped in front of the grocery story façade of brick cladding with a few lamps flickering inside. Ben hit the gas pedal, but the wheels did not nudge.

“I think the engine died,” said Ben.

More emerald glows appeared in the mist and soon shadows surrounded them. Sister Marjorie trembled as she crossed herself.

“It’s them,” she muttered.

“Them?” asked Jake with a feeble voice.

“The lost children of Rio Idolo,” answered the nun. “Parents would always say to their children this nursery rhyme. ‘Children, have fear, have a fright. Sleep well and sleep tight. For you might anger the woman in white.’” She huffed. “But one year ago, a group of kids had run away from their houses… Ava’s little sister was one of them.” 

Children’s peals of laughter echoed around them while more silhouettes prowled in the fog.

“It was at the same time that a wildfire had spread across the region,” told the nun. “None of them survived.”

Black handprints burned against the windows of the RV as the laughter twisted into screams and the green lights in the mist exploded into flames. The doors of the vehicle were pulled open and creatures made of charcoal materialized on every side. Their melted eyesockets fissured with their sharp teeth as they screeched as if their skins were layers of charred meat molten together. Sister Marjorie shot one of them in the face and kicked its body away.

“Run!” she urged.

Lissa screamed and threw her helmet at another before she ran out of the RV. One of the ghouls pounced at Jake and clawed his chest. Ben stabbed the creature in the skull.

“Take it,” said Ben as he handed the knife to Jake.

They hurried out of the vehicle while Steve pushed ghouls away with his shield. Lissa removed her gloves and slashed creatures out of her way while the mist thickened.

“I can’t see!” she yelled.

“Here!” shouted a woman’s voice.

All of them followed the voice as fast as they could while the creatures hunted them and put their bodies back together. One of them leaped at Lissa and bit her neck, but Sister Marjorie gunned it down. They charged toward the supermarket and a woman opened its door for them. It was a police officer they had met earlier at the station.

“Quick! It’s safe outside!” she shouted.

A loud ringing resonated while the ground tremored. A giant hand emerged from the fog and seized the police officer. She screamed and thrashed around as a colossal emaciated corpse with blueish skin observed her. Steve sprung to him, but it smacked him away. The corpse then moved its dislocated jaw and brought the woman closer to its mouth. She punched its immense fingers as it hurled her inside its maw and swallowed her whole. Thunderclaps illuminated the outline woman inside the giant as she grabbed at its throat. It gulped her down and she fell before she hit hard the piles of bones inside its stomach and stopped moving.

Sister Marjorie showed her rosary at the corpse and shouted, “Begone you fiend!”

The creatures recoiled while they rushed inside the grocery store. Then, the nun closed the door and coiled her rosary around its knob and a nearby bar. As soon as they did so, the monsters came back and surrounded the supermarket.

“What’s that thing?!” questioned Lissa.

“It’s not a thing, it’s the wrath and desire for vengeance of the deads brought to life into that abomination,” answered Sister Marjorie.

“How do you know this?” asked Jake.

Sister Marjorie reloaded her rifle and said, “I told you, I was a hunter.” 

“All I know is that I’m glad we’re inside, that mist smelled atrocious,” whined Lissa.

They walked further into the supermarket while a group of fifteen people came out of their hiding spots. One of them was a teenage boy with a red shirt and a purple jacket.

“John, you’re not dead yet,” said Sister Marjorie.

“Happy to see you too, Sister,” scoffed John. “Not to scare you again, but we have another problem.” He bobbed at the depths of the store. “We’ve trapped one of them back here.”

Jake took a quick breath and they headed toward the janitor closet. Its door pounded a bit against boxes of water bottles pushed in front of it. A broken pipe leaked droplets near it while a feminine weeping sounded from its other side. John and Jake moved the boxes away while Sister Marjorie aimed her weapon forward. Ben stepped on a puddle before he slowly opened the door.

Light glinted as a woman wielded a pair of scissors at them. She had ebony hair and wore a white dress. The woman cried and groaned as she hid a little girl with brown hair behind her.

The nun squinted and called, “Awilda?” 

“Don’t you dare to touch her!” threatened the weeping woman.

“Calm down, we’re here to help!” said Jake.

“They wanna hurt her! I won’t let them!” screamed the woman.

“We won’t let anything happen to her,” promised Ben. “Trust us.”

The little girl caressed the woman’s hand and said, “It’s okay, Launa.”

Launa put down the knife and nudged Awilda forward.

“She’s one of them, what are you doin’?!” questioned John.

“You stole them!” shouted Awilda as she pointed at his chest pocket. 

Jake crossed his arms. “You were workin’ for the florist guy and he was stealin’ flowers off graves.”

“And?” John shrugged. “I had no idea what Cranshaw was up to.”

Steve phased his hand through John’s jacket and made a plastic bag filled with rings and necklaces drop out of it.

“This necklace... It’s Mrs. Fenley’s,” whispered Sister Marjorie. 

“Mrs. Fenley?” asked Lissa.

“She was… strange,” replied the nun. “She would go in the forest and burn circles in the sand… We all thought she was the one behind the wildfire.” She lowered her eyes. “People would deface her house, throw stones at it, burn her cats…” 

Ben scowled and said, “You’ve burned her cats?”

“I wasn’t surprised when we found her dead in her bed with a gun in her hand,” said Sister Marjorie with a broken voice before she looked at John. “You need to give it back to her.”

John rolled his eyes and removed his rings. “You’ve bullied an old lady into killing herself and you’re giving me lessons? Do you know how how much these things are worth?”

“Why would you rob dead people?” scolded Lissa. “You don’t mess with dead people!”

“Because my Dad needs it!” shouted John. “You think that flower delivery will buy him a new kidney?!”

The ceiling shook as a part of it collapsed and crushed two people. was snatched open by the giant corpse. It growled and unleashed strong gusts as it breathed at them. Jake’s hands trembled while the colossus raised its arms. The young man stepped in front of Ben as a fist went down toward them. Translucent energy flew out of Jake and shaped into a parabola. The energy spread around and covered everyone while the giant banged its fists against it.

“You’ve angered the spirits of the deads. Give back what you’ve stolen and apologize, or we’re all doomed!” ordered Sister Marjorie.

“But what about his dad?” asked Ben. “He needs the money!”

Jake grit his teeth as he groaned, “Quick, give them the jewels!”

“Bo! I can’t hold that thing much longer!” shouted Jake.

Ben lifted his crook and aimed it at the colossus. His eyes turned blue and reflected into the corpse’s gaze. 

“Stop it please!” begged Ben. “I know he stole from you, but his father is sick!”

The giant slowed down its punches and tilted its head to the side. Ben shivered as blood dripped from his left nostril.

“Ben! Stop! It’s hurting you!” yelled Jake.

“I can’t, I have to,” said Ben.

Awilda escaped from Launa’s embrace and ran forward through the crowd.

“Leave them!” pleaded the little girl.

The colossus gazed at her as its eyes shifted to the same color as Ben’s. Soon, a blue light beamed out of its mouth and increased in intensity. Its skin peeled away and it broke down into a red explosion. The crimson mass then collapsed into cyan particles and faded into smoke.

“What was that?!” questioned Lissa.

Ben dropped to his knees while Jake wrapped his arms around him.

“It was their anger,” said Ben. 

“If we just got rid of their anger, then why’s the mist still here?” asked Jake.

“They want you to find their real killer,” answered Awilda.

Jake gawked at her and said, “Their killer? But Sister Marjorie said-”

“We thought you died with the other children,” said the nun.

Awilda shook her head. “They need a friend to stay with them.”

“But what about your family?” asked Jake.

“Mom doesn’t care about me,” said Awilda with a scowl. “She likes more Ava.”

“Poor little girl,” said Launa as she brushed her hair. 

“Everyone,” Steve gestured outside. “Look.”

The mist backed away from the supermarket and then opened a path in the streets.

Ben watched the fog and said, “I- I think it’s leading us to the church we came from.”

“The church?” Lissa widened her eyes. “The kids died because of a fire, right?”

“Indeed,” replied Sister Marjorie.

“You’re onto somethin’?” asked Jake.

Lissa pinched her lips. “That asshole at the police station, he was wearing that thing on his arm… It was- it was a nicotine patch, I think.”

“A nicotine patch? Like in cigarettes?” questioned Ben.

“Exactly!” answered Lissa as she wiggled her nose. “And when we were in the mist I kept smellin’ that odor of someone’s smoking!” 

“That must’ve been why he got so angry when someone was smoking around him,” suggested Ben.

“You think that one of his cigarettes could have started the wildfire?” wondered Jake.

John huffed. “Makes sense. The jerk used to smoke one pack a day but then stopped after the wildfires happen-” His phone vibrated and he checked it. “Shit.”

“What’s happenin’?” asked Jake.

“It’s Ava.” John showed her a text. “She just told me that Officer Fakass had run away.”

Chapter 28: The Corpses Come Back

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“Oh, wait.” John paused and checked his phone again. “Farrow didn’t run away, it was Officer Torgan, another guy who looks like him.”

Everyone else exhaled and relaxed.

“Wait.” John jerked back and shouted, “Farrow is dead!”

Everyone else flinched and gasped.

John squinted at his phone and said, “Nevermind, it was Torgan again.”

Everyone else exhaled and relaxed.

“Poor Torgan,” muttered Ben.

Suddenly, the engine of the RV started and its headlights turned on.

“Well, at least we don’t have to walk all the way back to the church,” said Lissa.

“I think it’d be better if you and Sister Marjorie stayed behind to watch over the grocery store, just in case.”

Lissa sneered. “You could just say that you want a one-on-one with Bo.”

Jake furrowed his brows and said, “I didn’t-”

“Stop wasting Bo’s time and go in the RV!” ordered Lissa with a smile.

Jake bobbed to Lissa before he walked outside and entered inside the vehicle. He then sat on the passenger seat while Ben drove. The moonlight cast shadows on Ben

“I’ve missed spending time with you,” said Jake with a slight blush.

“Me too. With all of this goin’ on, we didn’t have a lot of moments together,” replied Ben.

“Yeah, that must’ve been annoying,” said Steve from the back seat.

The two young men looked at Steve.

“Ooh, I’ll be on the roof,” said Steve before he hovered upward.

Jake snickered before he gazed at Ben. “Hey, can I ask you somethin’?”

“Of course, you can ask me anythin’,” answered Ben.

Jake took a quick breath and asked, “Have you ever killed someone?”

“Yeah, more than once,” answered Ben. “Have you?”

Jake’s eyes bugged out. “No. Never.” He blinked and stared back at the road. “Was it in self-defense?”

“Yes,” replied Ben. “But sometimes I think I should do more than that.”

“More than that? What do you mean?” inquired Jake.

Ben calmly looked at him. “Well, it’s like with wildfires, you have to put them down to protect everyone else,” he explained. “Some people are given chance and they still try to hurt others, do you think it’s fair to let them live?”

“We got prisons for these people,” said Jake.

“And some of them keep escaping, over and over again,” countered Ben as his eyes turned red. “And you think that every bad person will end up in jail? If nobody cares, nobody will punish them,” said Ben as shades of blue altered his irises. 

“What’s goin’ on with you? You’re the one who said that killing people was bad!” yelled Jake.

“Maybe some people only deserve bad things,” replied Ben. “You and me, we both know how it feels to be what the world’s ashamed of. They see us as mistakes… They don’t want to talk about us because we show that their perfect family factory isn’t as perfect as they claimed it was.” Ben fixed on him. “Why would you trust a system that has failed you?”

“Because you’re the one that made me trust it again,” replied Jake. 

Ben flinched and lowered his eyes. He kept driving quietly while Steve phased back on his seat.

“So, how was the date?” asked Steve.

Jake and Ben stared at the road in complete silence.

“Alright. I’m… I’m going back on the roof,” muttered Steve.

Captain America phased up as they parked in front of the church.

“Jake, I don’t want to walk out of the RV while being upset with you,” declared Ben. “So, I want to say that… I love you.”

Jake smiled a little. “I love you too.”

The two young men held each other’s hands before they stepped out of the vehicle. Then, they joined Steve at the entrance and knocked on its door. 

Ava opened it and questioned, “You’re back! Is John okay?”

“He’s alive and fine,” said Jake.

“Thank you,” replied Ava with a slight smirk.

Everyone looked at them as they entered. Officer Farrow’s son tottled to them and pulled at Bo Peep’s skirt.

“For you,” Sam Jr. mumbled as he handed him a sheet of paper.

Ben smiled as he admired the drawing of him and Jake with a bearded Lissa.

“Ah, you didn’t get killed,” scoffed Officer Farrow. “You’ve surprised me.”

Jake glared at him and said, “Tell me somethin’, officer, why did you stop smokin’?”

Farrow jerked back. “F- For my health, obviously.”

Ben knelt and whispered to his son, “You know that your dad is hiding things, right?”

The son nodded before his father yanked him back. “Sam, don’t stay near those people.”

“He already knows,” said Ben. “He knows you’re the one behind the wildfires.”

“How dare you accuse me?!” barked Farrow. “I did nothing!”

“You’re lying!” yelled his son as he wrestled his father’s grip.

The officer clasped at his son’s left arm until Ava pushed the former away. 

“Stop, you’re hurting him!” she shouted.

His son sprinted forward and hid behind Ava. Jake walked up to her while Officer Farrow cowered away and got surrounded by the townspeople.

“I forgot to tell you.” He paused. “Your sister’s still alive.”

Ava widened her eyes. “You- You’re…” She nudged Sam Jr. to the side and sit down on a bench. “You’re not messin’ with me, please, tell me you’re not.”

“I promise you, we saw her at the grocery store with John,” said Sam. “You can thank Launa, she took care of her.”

Ava grimaced a little. “Launa?”

“Yeah, she defended Awilda agains-”

“Launa isn’t real!” cut off Ava. “She’s her imaginary friend.”

“Did you just say Launa?” questioned Farrow as he trod to them. 

“You know her?” asked Jake.

Farrow shivered and shook his head. “Not really. I… I told my son to stop, but he kept talking about a woman named just like her.”

The door of the church closed and Officer Farrow jumped.

“Sam!” he screamed before he stormed outside. “Sam!”

He scanned the church steps and its surroundings, but only saw cars and the mist. However, a little shoe lied at the bottom of the stairs, identical to his son’s. 

Jake pulled out his phone as Lissa called him.

“Lissa! How’s Awilda, the little girl?” he asked.

“That’s the problem!” yelled Lissa. “She has disappeared!”

Jake paused before he questioned, “But she was with that woman, Launa.”

“Which woman? She was alone the whole time,” said Lisa.

Jake narrowed his brows. “Huh. But you didn’t-” He dropped his phone.

“What’s going on?” worried Ben.

“You and me,” said Jake. “We’re the only ones who can see ghosts. That’s why we saw her. That’s why we saw Launa.”

“Nobody cares about your sixth sense, tell me where my son is!” shouted Farrow.

“The graveyard,” muttered Ava. “Awilda used to sneak off to play there with Launa.”

They headed toward the RV while Ava’s mother ran after them.

“Ava, where are you goin’?” she questioned.

“Mom… Awilda. She’s still alive,” Ava told her.”

Her mother flinched and trembled. 

“Awilda…” She held herself against an exterior wall. “I have to come.”

Ava wrapped her hands around her mother’s shoulders and helped her walk to the RV. They sat at the back with the police officer while Jake and Ben were respectively on the passenger and driver seats. 

“I… I thought… thought your sister died,” mumbled Ava’s mother. “My little girl. Why she didn’t come back?”

Jake looked at her. “She said that… that the other kids needed a friend.”

“And I guess she also said that she hated me.” Her mother gazed at the floor. “I wish I’d done things differently…”

“She didn’t say that she hated you… Just that you didn’t care about her enough,” said Jake.

The mother simpered a little while the RV neared the cemetery. A yellowish half-moon shone through a pall of fog and cast shadows on them. They stepped out of the car and shivered because of the freezing air. Farrow used a key to unlock the metal gates and pushed it as it screeched. Sleepy Haven Cemetery was spelled with twisted bars above them as a black vulture perched on it and observed them with hunger in its eyes. They used flashlights to travel through a maze of fissured tombstones and mausoleums. A faint scent of ashes floated around while the wind moved the branches of dead trees like the fingers of a manic hand. 

“Wait.” Officer Farrow stopped dead in his tracks. “Do you hear that?”

A crystal symphony mixed with the gust of winds, it was an ethereal harmony, almost unreal.

“Macochi pitentzin. Manocoxteca pitelontzin. Macochi cochi noxocoyotl,” hummed a feminine voice.

They ran after the singing and arrived at a slope secured with a spiky fence. The mist departed on this part and revealed a woman in white. Invisible spiders wove to her dress a guipure lace train. Daisies bloomed on top of her long black hair and withered right after. Her ebony mane floated and danced with the wind as if it was underwater. Pearls of rain dripped all over her and turned into crystal beads. Her grey skin was patterned with mauve veins lined like reptilian scales. The mist cleared more which unveiled Awilda and Sam Jr. holding the woman’s hands. The three of them walked toward a river with a furious flow.

“Launa!” shouted Ava. “Let go of my sister!”

Launa turned toward her and looked at the teen with her pale azure eyes and smiled. 

“She never was your sister,” said Launa with an ethereal voice. “Every child with no family belongs to me.”

“She’s my daughter, not yours!” yelled Ava’s mother as she climbed over the fence.

Launa giggled while waves smacked against the riverbank and hovered above the grass. They turned into ribbons of water and tied Ava, her mother, and everyone else like snakes. Most of them wrestled against the binds around their wrists and legs while others tripped on the ground.

“You? Her mother? You’re not worthy of this title, you poor miserable woman,” said Launa before she looked at Farrow. “And you, wretch of a man. Always judging others, when your closet’s filled with burning skeletons.”

“You’re the one who killed them!” shouted Farrow.

Launa glared at him and a strand of water choked him. Steve and Jake tried to fight the watery snakes around them, but they did not nudge.

“I save children from people like you,” she declared coldly. “I told them to come with me, and you’ve killed them with your fire.” 

“I didn’t mean to! It- it was an accident!” yelled Farrow.

“Your kind always got excuses, don’t they?” wondered Launa as she stepped closer to the river. “Parenthood is a gift, and yet so many of you treat it as an accident or a tool for fame, you disgust me.”

Ava’s mother crawled forward while Launa and the children reached the water.

“Then, take us instead!” begged the mother.

Launa raised her chin and said, “I can see the regret in your eyes. What a lovely sight.” She glanced at Farrow. “You’ve earned my mercy… I’ll let you live with the loss of your children to teach you.” She sneered. “This is my gift to you two.”

She stepped back further into the river and brought the children with her. 

“Please! Awilda, I’m begging you, forgive me!” pleaded the mother. “I love you!”

Launa walked deeper as the water reached Awilda’s waist. The little girl gazed at her mother’s teary eyes and quivered a bit.

“Mom?” she whispered.

“Awi’, don’t trust her, we’re your family!” shouted Ava.

Awilda looked at her sister before she walked toward her.

“Don’t listen to them,” said Launa with narrowed brows.

Farrow stared at his son. “Sam, pleas-”

“I hate that name!” yelled Sam Jr.

“Okay, okay… Son, I’m sorry for lying to you and everyone.” He sighed and looked at Ava’s mother. “It’s my fault. The wild fire’s my fault.” He shook his head. “I found the kids at one point, but it was too late… I could only save one of them…”

Ava’s mother shot daggers at him. “You’ve left my daughter for dead?!”

“I’m sorry… I’m sorry…” muttered Farrow.

The son eyed his father then Launa and mumbled, “I want to go.”

“Don’t worry, you two are going to a place where kids are happy forever,” she said.

Launa dragged the two children deeper into the river while their families fought against their binds. Awilda and Sam Jr. yelped as the water went up to their necks. Jake groaned and shook his arms as anti-magic materialized between his hands. The water siphoned his powers as he did so. He ground his teeth and clenched his fists as he released a surge of translucent energy toward Steve. The watery snakes around Captain America melted and he stood up. Steve then charged at Launa. Liquid tentacles emerged from the river and wrapped around him. 

“The children are mine,” snarled Laura.

All of a sudden, green lights glowed underwater and creatures made of charcoal swam up. They slashed at the tentacles while others clawed at Launa. Her body turned into water while Steve, now freed, picked up the two children and ran away with them.

“No!” shouted Launa.

She smacked the creatures away with a wave and yanked Steve and the children with watery tentacles. At the bank, Ben crawled behind Jake.

“Need a push?” asked Ben.

“Go ahead,” groaned Jake.

Ben moved his hands on Jake’s back as his eyes turned red. Jake took a deep breath as his eyes shifted to the same color. The latter grit his teeth and released a shockwave which turned off the flashlights and splashed down the tentacles and the snakes. Steve rushed back to the shore with the children while the charcoal creatures healed back. Jake, Ben, and their families stepped in front of them. 

“Go back to your world, you malicious travesty of motherhood!” shouted Sister Marjorie.

The nun stepped on top of the slope and aimed her rifle at Launa while her right hand held a rosary. She was soon joined by Lissa, John, and armed townspeople.

“Marjorie Baker, it’s been a while,” scoffed Launa before she looked at Jake. “And you, the cursed son.” She then gazed at Ben. “And the sixth child…” She smiled. ”I’ll be waiting for your souls to come to me…” Her voice faded as she waded down the river. “Children, have no fear, have no fright.” She melted into water as her words echoed, “If your parent’s not right. They might anger the woman in white.”

Launa vanished as snakes and daisies floated away. Soon after, the dawn arrived with the sun.

Farrow looked at the ghouls in the river and cried.

“I’m sorry,” he muttered. “I’m sorry.”

Rays of sunshine touched the creatures and their charcoal crumbled. It progressively shed and revealed ghostly children. They smiled at everyone while Sister Marjorie kissed her crucifix. The sun blinded everyone and the ghosts were gone. 

Ben and Steve helped Jake walk up the slope as Lissa joined them.

“Hey guys, look!” She showed them her hairless face. “I’m back to normal!”

“Define normal,” said Jake.

Lissa rolled her eyes and replied, “Fuck you.”

“Don’t curse in a cemetery!” scolded Steve.

“Cap told you to stop cursing cemeteries,” Ben told her.

Lissa winced. “Huh?”

“Nevermind,” grunted Steve.

The quartet headed out of the graveyard and walked back to the RV as the dawn started. Meanwhile, Ava left with her mother and her sister while Officer Farrow was being arrested. Steve checked around while Lissa explained to the townspeople whatever happened to Ruby Sandiego. Jake sat on the backseat and panted as Ben walked to him.

“Hey, sixth son,” said Jake.

“Hey, cursed son,” replied Ben before he pinched his lips and asked, “Are we…” He stared at Jake. “Are we still upset at each other?”

Jake held Ben’s left hand and said, “I’m not upset at you. I’m just thinkin’.”

“You don’t want us to be friends anymore?” questioned Ben with droopy eyes.

“It’s not that…” Jake glanced away. “It’s what you’ve said before.”

Ben leaned against the RV and sighed. “I’ve disappointed you, right?” His voice broke. “I always disappoint everyone.”

“Ben!” called Jake. “Do you understand that most people aren’t attracted to killers?”

“No, I don’t,” muttered Ben. “I know how to make someone trust you or where their vital organs are, but I don’t understand anything about how to be a normal person…” Ben crossed his arms. “Maybe that’s why I always feel like I’ve never escaped from that horrible house. Maybe it means I’ll never be worthy of you.”

Jake exhaled and closed his eyes. “I love you, I love you so fucking much,” he murmured. “I’m just scared…”

“What are you scared of?” asked Ben.

“Of you,” replied Jake. “When I saw that woman braggin’ about punishin’ bad parents, I saw the same look in her eyes as in yours minutes ago.”

Ben looked down. “I’m scared of myself too… I don’t want to become like her or any of the bad people we’ve met before…” He huffed. “But sometimes it feels like everything has already been written and that I’m not meant to be a hero…”

“Do you feel like-” Jake paused. “Do you think you can resist your urge to kill someone unless it’s self-defense? No matter how much you hate them?”

Ben gazed at the sky and sat on the ground. The two stayed like this in silence.

“Yes,” answered Ben.

“You’re sure?” asked Jake.

Ben nodded and Jake stood up. The latter knelt and kissed Ben on the lips as he caressed his face.

“Are we still friends?” questioned Ben.

Jake chuckled. “Of course.” He extended his left hand. “Now, promise me that you will be true to what we said.”

Ben shook his hand with both of his and said, “I promise, I won’t kill anyone unless it’s self-defense.”

The two friends smiled at each other as the sun shone on them.

Chapter 29: The Grey Light

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The scent of wet mint mixed with an earthy perfume in the room. Jake stretched his arms as he lied on a bed with Ben. The former hugged his sleeping friend and kissed the top of his head. The two naked young men cuddled in the motel room. Jake put his left hand on a nearby heater.

“Damn, it’s cold in here,” said Jake as he hugged Ben.

A flash resonated which startled the two of them who jumped a bit. Greylight stood at the end of the bed with an antique tripod camera.

“What the fuck?!” shouted Jake. 

“Ah. To be young and in love.” Greylight put a bottle and glasses out of the void. “Oh wait, I’m not really here.” He threw the glasses above his shoulder and they disappeared. 

“What are you doin’?” asked Ben with a slight grimace.

“Havin’ a whale of a time,” said Greylight as a gulped down the bottle. 

“Just get to the point,” urged Jake.

Greylight’s bottle dematerialized. “Alright, alright. I just thought I should just tell you that I’m about to win the big prize.”

“Huh?” Ben lolled his head. “But you don’t have enough souls, only five or six peop-”

“You’re only countin’ the ones in this town, aren’t you?” cut off Greylight. “ While you were busy, I was makin’ deals in other towns.”

“Then, how many souls you got by now?” inquired Jake.

Greylight smirked and answered, “Fourteen out of fifteen.”

The two young men widened their eyes while the windows blew open. An icy gust of wind billowed the windows and froze the frame. 

Greylight chuckled as he breathed the ice. “You feel that? It’s my power growin’. And since I’m in a good mood, I’m also tellin’ you what’s my plan.” Greylight outstretched his left arm at the horizon. “‘Member what happened some years ago when half of the population gone.” 

“You want to do the same?” asked Ben.

Greylight shook his head. “No don’t worry… I want to do more than that.”

“That’s insane,” said Jake.

“Maybe. But just think about it.” Greylight leaned forward. “If people disappear, there’s nobody to save, nobody to enslave, nobody to murder… Harmony on Earth.”

“We won’t let you,” replied Ben.

“I hope you will,” said Greylight as he sat by the window. 

A gale blew away Greylight’s hat while his hair turned into smoke. 

“If you got the guts, meet me at Tombstone...”

Greylight’s skin transformed into a mist and flew outside, only leaving his skeleton.

“I’ll be waitin’ for you, as always,” he whispered as his bones collapsed into dust.

Jake and Ben looked at each other before they sprung out of the bed and put their clothes on. Then, they ran out of the room and came across Steve.

“Jake!” yelled Steve. “Somethin’ happen-”

“We know,” cut off Jake. “We have to stop Greylight.”

Steve raised an eyebrow and said, “Huh? No, Sister Marjorie has disappeared.”

Ben put his hands on his hips and muttered, “Greylight must be behind it.”

The trio headed outside the motel and Lissa joined them.

“Guys, you have to hear this!” she shouted.

“We know, Sister Marjorie got kidnapped and it’s prolly ‘cause of Greylight,” said Jake.

“What?” Lissa jerked back and put out her phone. “No, my rock’s gone viral!” She showed the picture of a rock. “I took at that town full of puppets. It’s about to beat the one with an egg!”

Jake blinked a few times and sighed. “Let’s just go to the RV already.”

They hurried inside the Sodomobile while Ben explained the situation to Lissa. The latter drove the vehicle while Ben dressed up as Bo Peep in the backseat.

“Can you hand me my breasts?” asked Ben.

“Um- yeah... Sure,” said Jake before he searched inside Ben’s backpack.

All of a sudden, the RV stopped in the middle of the desert, and Jake got yanked headfirst in the bag.

“Oh no, my breasts are smothering Jake!” yelled Ben as he helped his friend.

Steve winced. “This sounds... very wrong.”

Jake rubbed the back of his head and groaned, “Argh, why did you brake?”

Lissa pointed at the windshield and mumbled, “S- something j- just-”

Trees and cacti froze around them as they stepped out of the RV. Lights glinted in the distance under blue-gray clouds. They then continued down into a wall of dense ice crystals that towered in the distance.

“Maybe I could punch a wall through it,” suggested Steve.

“I’m gonna need a bigger hairdryer,” said Lissa.

A pair of bat-like wings touched the ground as a man landed to their left. He wore on a cobalt velvet suit and had sharp talons for nails.

Jake knit his brows and said, “Solomon.”

“It’s been a while, hasn’t it?” greeted Solomon as he took a graceful stance. “Last time we’ve met, your boyfriend tried to sell me out.”

Jake gawked at Ben who simpered and said, “Sorry.”

“All in good time,” replied Solomon with a glare.

Lissa looked down and told him, “You’re walkin’ on a dead rabbit.”

“Oh.” Solomon gazed at his left shoe. “Fuck.”  He stepped away and pursued with, “Anyhow, since you’re heading to Greylight’s, you’ll need this.”

Solomon handed them a black iron key whose head was shaped into an eye with bird wings, its blade was chiseled into a twirl of hair, and its tip resembled a scorpion tail.

“If hell had restrooms, that would be the key,” noted Lissa.

“Close enough. It’s the key of Abbadon,” explained Solomon with a scowl. “If close enough, it’ll teleport you to the location of the amulet of Abbadon.”

“And where’s the amulet?” asked Jake.

Solomon smiled and answered, “With Blackheart… He’s currently celebrating with Greylight and Jezebel.”

Jake leaned back and said, “But if we teleport to him, Greylight and Jezebel will see us.”

“Don’t worry, the amulet will be put somewhere safe at one point,” proclaimed Solomon. 

Jake grabbed the amulet while Solomon gestured to his friends and walked back.

“Stay close together and it should teleport all of you,” advised Solomon.

Steve, Ben, and Lissa stepped closer to Jake while the eye on the key lit up with a crimson flare.

“Wait, at one point?” questioned Jake. “Was the amulet hidden yet?”

“Good luck, you’ll need it,” sternly said Solomon.

The blood-red light beamed and blinded them with visions of The ground under Jake disappeared and he dropped supine against a hard surface. Woody squeaks sounded while his sight came back. Jake opened his eyes and saw two gangly legs swinging back and forth at his face. They wore cowhide leather boots that moved to and fro on a rocking chair. Jake looked up and his eyes darted at a skeletal face with sunken cheeks and missing lower eyelids. 

Greylight, ” thought Jake.

Jake crawled back and kicked while Greylight leaned forward. An iron talisman with a horse head pendant hung around his neck. The jaw of the animal was merged with the forehead of a man whose eyes glowed crimson.

Steve, Ben, and Lissa stood up next to Jake while Greylight stayed still on his chair. 

“Why is he doin’ nothing?” asked Steve.

Ben picked up a rock and threw it at Greylight who stayed motionless.

“Maybe he is playin’ dead?” suggested Lissa.

Ben picked up another rock, but Jake grabbed his arm.

“Stop throwin’ rocks at him!” urged Jake. 

They scanned the area and discovered they were inside a dark grotto whose opening was locked by a half wooden round door. Liquor bottles and cigars lied around while a shelf to the right was stuffed with cameras.

“Blackheart said that Greylight hid his real body, guess we found it,” said Jake.

Lissa observed the inanimate Greylight with a scowl before she glanced at Ben’s knife.

“Ben, gimme your knife,” demanded Lissa.

“Is it okay?” Ben asked Jake

“I guess I’d rather have her doin’ this,” said Jake.

Ben nodded before he unsheathed the knife out of his garter and gave it to Lissa. She seized the handle and trod forward. Greylight’s vacant eyes stared at her stomach while a slight smile was plastered on his face. She gulped as her left hand trembled. 

“This is for Andrea,” she declared.

Lissa pulled back her arm and thrust it right at Greylight’s chest. The chair stopped to swing while Greylight moved his head up. Lissa jumped back with the knife and tripped, but Steve caught her. Greylight’s smile stretched from ear to ear as his face wilted. Air hissed out of his chest wound while his entire body thinned and collapsed.

“That guy’s filled with air!” noted Steve.

Ben’s eyes bugged out and he shouted, “It’s a decoy!”

The ground tremored and its southern part bent down. Jake gripped the shelf, but it fell with them. They all yelled, except Ben, and rolled down a slope. Lissa let go of the knife and Ben tried to grab it, but a bottle knocked it away. They landed deeper down the cave while items crashed around them or fell through small cracks.

“You’re okay?” worried Ben as he rushed to Jake.

“I’ll be fine,” replied Jake as he stood up. “You?” 

Ben nodded and grinned a bit. 

Without warning, garlands of lights turned on around them with signs of a giant cowboy head and colossal cactuses. Old country music played in the cave while the cowboy opened his mouth and revealed a ghoulish silhouette above them.

“Zombies and poltergeists, welcome to Tombstone Amusement Park!” greeted Greylight with outstretched arms.

Translucent people with Western clothes floated out of the ground and applauded. It was a parade of ghostly corpses twisted by death. Some of them missed their heads while others had to clap with one hand.

“Fancyin’ the place?” asked Greylight. “T’was supposed to be the first underground theme park, but then bodies started to drop and here… Some people thought it was haunted,” whispered Greylight with a sneer.

“Greylight, stop messin’ around and kill them already,” barked a deep voice.

A flower on one of the cactuses blossomed and Blackheart came out of it.

“Blackheart!” shouted Jake. “You’ve betr-”

Ben pulled back Jake and muttered, “Jake. I think it’s part of his plan.”

Blackheart winked at Ben while smoke came out of a huge blowpipe sign.

“You’re just envious of Greylight,” said Jezebel as she strutted out of the pipe.

“I wonder what anyone could envy from you,” scoffed Blackheart. “I guess one fool out there would envy your desperate desire to make father proud.”

Jezebel materialized a fireball in her left hand. “You spoiled moth-”

“You two, stop fightin’ for once!” ordered Greylight before he looked at Blackheart. “And don’t talk about dad in front of her, it hurts her.”

“That’s why I said it, to hurt her” replied Blackheart.

Greylight sighed before he stared back at Jake and his friends.

“Sorry for that,” he said with a shrug. “Anyway, you must know I need one more soul, so I thought, why not have it be one of you?”

“We will never sell our soul to you!” shouted Steve.

“I don’t need you to give your souls to me.” Greylight smiled. “It’s already done.”

A woman with a dark green uniform and black ponytail walked next to Greylight. She had on her chest a border agent badge.

“Lemme re-introduce you to Cherry Cream,” said Greylight. “I recall the last time you saw her, you’ve killed her workmates.”

“And that was after they’ve murdered a little girl and tried to kill our asses!” yelled Lissa.

“People can be mean shitworms, can’t they?” replied Greylight before he looked at Cherry. “Mrs. Shitworm, would you please?”

The woman glared a bit at Greylight before she stepped forward.

“Pater autem mendacium! Animam eorum!” exclaimed Cherry.

“Thank you for serving your country,” said Greyight as he shot her in the back.

Cherry exhaled as she arched and squirmed. Cold air went out of her mouth and lacrimal holes while her lips and eyes froze. Her pupils fissured while the rest of her head turned into ice. She limped toward the edge of the sign and Greylight kicked her. Cherry dropped and landed head first against the rocky ground, which shattered her face. Jake and his friends walked away as fragments of her corpse rolled toward them. Above them, Jezebel giggled while Blackheart raised his chin and crossed his arms.

“She wouldn’t sacrifice her soul. So trust me, that felt better than cinnamon tortillas,” explained Greylight.

“Leave them out of it!” pleaded Steve. “Take me instead!”

“Don’t worry, I plan to play fair,” announced Greylight. “You do remember that Sister Marjorie has disappeared? Well she and some of your other acquaintances are waitin’ for you around the cave.” Greylight scratched his left temple with his gun. “I guess that mean I could take one of their souls too. Anyway… Find all of them and I’ll let you go.”

Jezebel raised an eyebrow and said, “Letting them go?! Are you crazy?”

“C’mon sister, it’s funnier if they have a chance,” replied Greylight.

“I agree. That sounds like a great idea for once,” added Blackheart.

Greylight smirked and said, “See? Even Grumpheart agree.”

“Which means it’s a horrendous idea,” said Jezebel.

“Bel, please, let’s all be on the same page for once,” demanded Greylight.

Jezebel shot daggers at Blackheart before she eyed Greylight and sighed.

“Fine, do as you want…” she conceded.

Greylight smiled and puffed a cigar. Then, he blew smoke out of his mouth which floated down a narrow mineshaft.

“Great, let’s the game started!” shouted Greylight.

“Hope you won’t die too soon,” encouraged Blackheart.

“Oh, and one more thing.” Greylight knelt and fixed on them. “My real body’s somewhere around the mine…  Now that said.”

Lights flashed at an alcove filled with barrels and red sticks.

“Oh no, it’s TMNT!” shouted Ben.

Jake, Ben, Lissa, and Steve sprinted forward while Jezebel summoned another fireball. She threw the flames at the barrel which exploded. A conflagration chased after them Steve grabbed the others and hurled them down the mineshaft. He then pivoted and raised his shield against the incoming fire. He stamped his feet against the ground before the explosion hit him and propelled him away. Support beams and rocks crumbled while Steve phased through them.  

Lissa slapped dust out of her hair and groaned, “Ugh… What are doin’ now?”

“Look!” Jake stood up and pointed at a map on the wall. “It’s a map of Tombstone.”

“We must be here.” Steve put his finger on an area with You’re Here written on it.

“There are three red marks on the map too,” added Ben.

“The closest is at Softlands Watermill,” read Jake. “Let’s go. Greylight has no idea what’s comin’ for him.”

Chapter 30: The Toy Train

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Lissa trembled as she wrapped her arms around herself. Freezing air screeched through the damp cracks. Pale sun rays shone through the orifices while sand grains poured down. Jake and his friends walked at the end of the narrow mineshaft and arrived in front of a log wall. A human-sized white rabbit mascot sat on a cowskin armchair. The rabbit had large blue eyes with a Stetson hat and a red flannel shirt. A huge smile was sewn on his face while the rest of his skin was worn out. The fabric on his hands had been ripped away and revealed its rusty exoskeleton fingers. 

Jake stepped toward a tripod camera facing the rabbit and checked its hanging note.

“Bunsen Bunny ain’t sick, sit on him and take a pic,” read Jake.

“Oh, can I do it?” asked Ben. “I love rabbits.”

“As long as it’s not me,” muttered Lissa.

Ben sprung on the mascot and wrapped his arms around its neck. As soon as he landed, a spring bulged out between the mascot’s legs while Ben raised two fingers behind the bunny’s head. Jake grimaced and pressed a button on the camera. A flash blinded everyone before the log wall slid open. 

Jake dragged Ben away and said, “Get the fuck away from that thing.”

A polaroid developed out of the camera as they left. It dropped to the ground and showed the rabbit with narrowed eyes and an even larger grin.

The four of them then reach an underground frozen lake. A three-storied wooden building towered with fences at its front and a huge watermill was linked to it from the right. 

“Look!” yelled Ben as he pointed up the building.

A nun was tied up on its top floor, it was Sister Marjorie. They ran across a pier and then stepped on its giant wheel. Its bolts and buckets quivered as they climbed on it. Meanwhile, Steve phased through the building to get faster on top. Jake helped Ben get back up while his friend frowned.

“What’s wrong?” worried Jake.

Ben gestured at the mineshaft. “The rabbit, it has disappeared.”

An old orchestra played Run Rabbit Run through speakers. A gunshot sounded and a bullet shot at the wheel. Lissa gawked at her left and saw the rabbit mascot holding a hunting rifle. Ben threw his staff at the rabbit, but it dodged it. Ben called back its crook and it flew at the back of the rabbit’s legs, which tripped it. Ben then leaped down and charged at the mascot. The rabbit shot at him again, but Ben ducked under the bullet and slid forward. He then pushed his staff up against the cannon and stepped on the rabbit’s crotch spring. Ben pulled back his left foot and tore the spring out of the rabbit’s groin.

“Did he just castrate that thing?” asked Lissa.

The rabbit limped away before smacking Ben with his rifle. Ben swallowed the blood dripping from his nose and spit at the rabbit’s eyes, blinding him. Soon after, he swung his staff at the rifle and kicked it away. Ben pounced on the rabbit’s back and choked it with his crook while he bit off its right ear. The mascot stumbled toward the funhouse and they both stumbled over its fence. 

Ben landed on a large spinning disk and tried to stand up, but the rabbit punched him. Ben rolled to the side and booted the rabbit into a distorting mirror. The rabbit grabbed a shard of glass and tackled down Ben and aimed the shard at his throat. Another gunshot resonated and the rabbit’s head was blown away.

Sister Marjorie put down the smoking rifle while Jake pushed the headless rabbit away from Ben.

“I thought you loved rabbits,” said Jake.

“Not if they try to shoot us,” replied Ben before he spat stuffing out of his mouth.

Handclaps resonated as a man walked on the pier, it was Greylight.

“Congrats, you’ve made that bunny bite the dust,” praised Greylight as he put a note out of his coat. “Here’s a little poem I wrote for you.” He cleared his throat and read, “A huntsman went inside the forest to drink a sip of whisky and rest. When his eyes opened back, his bottle and he were taken aback. A bunny, fuzzy of his paws and lips, had filled his soul of spirit to the hips. The man saluted the animal’s spunk and said ‘Guess not just skunks get drunk’.”

“Wow, it rhymed, that was great,” complimented Ben.

Greylight bowed and replied, “Thank you.”

Jake puckered his brows and said, “Are you here just to read bullshit to us?”

“I guess.” Greylight shrugged and walked away. “Oh, and this too.”

He shot at the lake and the bullethole shattered its icy surface. A skeletal pale hand burst out of the water while more fissures cracked all over the lake. Steve punched down a wall of the funhouse before Lissa and Sister Marjorie walked through it. As they did so, a horde of frozen corpses emerged out of the waters. Some of them had the skin on their noses destroyed by frostbites and replaced by a dark purple layer.

Jake clenched his fists and watched translucent energy flow through his hands.

“You think anti-magic would work on these things?” asked Jake.

“Let’s try, we can always run away if it’s doesn’t,” replied Ben.

Ben put his right hand on Jake’s back and the latter’s eyes turned red. Jake took a deep breath and extended his arms. Shockwaves came out of him and spread throughout the area. They then passed through the ghouls and hit the cave walls.

“I guess we should run away,” said Ben.

All of a sudden the cave quaked and stones dropped from above.

“Running away sounds great,” muttered Jake.

The two of them sprinted through the busted funhouse while rocks crashed around. Pale hands clawed from under the pier and ripped down floorboards. A huge rock loomed over the two young men, but Steve ran back and yanked them away. The three of them rushed across the rest of the pier while stalactites and rocks crumbled on them.

“What happened?!” asked Steve.

“I… I’m not sure,” mumbled Jake. “I tried to use my power and then… This happened.”

“I guess your powers are evolvin’?” suggested Steve.

“That’s great!” praised Ben.

Jake looked at his hands and said, “I guess…”

The trio walked forward and reunited with Sister Marjorie and Lissa.

“Are two you okay?” asked Jake.

Lissa nodded as she helped the nun to stand up.

“I don’t know what happened.” Sister Marjorie rubbed her head. “That undead thing appeared and… It took me with it... I’ve tried to fight back, but-”

“It’s okay, we’ll get you outta here,” reassured Jake.

Steve smiled and eyed his grandson while the latter glanced at him.

“What?” whispered Jake.

“Nothin’, replied Steve. “I’m just surprised by how different you are now.”

“Well, people change,” explained Jake. “And thanks.”

“I didn’t compliment you,” said Steve.

Jake snickered and said, “Yeah, but you’ve thought it.”

Steve chuckled and patted Jake’s head as they headed through another mineshaft. Meanwhile, Ben and Lissa chatted with Sister Marjorie.

“Um.” Ben pursed his lips. “I’m sorry if this is offensive, but can I ask you a question?”

The nun scowled and sternly replied, “Go ahead.”

Ben gulped and asked, “Is your name Sister?”

Sister Marjorie gawked at him. “Are… Are you serious?”

“Ben’s special,” explained Lissa. “He’s German.”

“Oh, I see.” Sister Marjorie looked back at Ben and said, “My name isn’t Sister. It’s Marjorie. Sister is a title that was given to me.”

“A title?” Ben lolled his head. “Like a book?”

“Not that way,” replied Lissa. “It’s like with a Queen. Her name isn’t Queen, it’s her title.”

Ben grinned. “A Queen?” His widened as he gazed at the nun. “So, are you related to princesses? I love princesses.”

The nun laughed a bit before she said, “No. I have… I have to help people and pray to a force up there to help them.”

“Oh, so you’re a fairy?” wondered Ben. “My Mom sh-” Ben’s eyes unfocused as he lost his smile. “She…” He shook his head a little and simpered. “It- it doesn’t matter.”

The five of them arrived in front of a precipice leading down an abyss. 

“The Gold Rush,” read Jake on a nearby sign.

A lever glinted next to the sign and Jake pulled it. Caged lights above them turned on and illuminated four horizontal rock bridges in front of them, each separated by a void immeasurable in depth. Railways were built on the bridges and the last one had a man tied up on it, Sam Esteban.

Jake widened his eyes and shouted, “It’s grandpa!”

Sister Marjorie eyed him and muttered, “Grandpa?”

The cave tremored again while metal hissed. A wheeled snake barged in and slowed down in front of them. A spectral locomotive stopped in front of them, its immaterial texture seemed like ink floating in water or charcoal dusted on wet paper. Yellow will-o-wisps spiraled around it while some of them danced away from the cab as it opened. Smoke came out of it as Greylight appeared.

“All aboard!” yelled Greylight. “Welcome to the Starry Fright Express!... Final Destination...” He sneered and said, “Death.”

Greylight closed the door and the ghost train dashed away. 

“Grandpa!” shouted Jake.

Jake released a shockwave at the bridges, but it made them tremble.

“Fuck, I can’t control it!” cursed Jake.

“It’s okay, I got this,” reassured Steve as he jumped on the first bridge. 

The bolts and spikes on the second railway twitched as the train drove on it. Steve pinched his lips and crouched before he leaped above the third railway and landed on the fourth one. 

“Keep goin’ Cap, you can do it!” yelled Jake.

Steve rushed to Sam and untied his arms. Suddenly, a flare beamed from their left while steam growled. 

“Cap! Behind you!” shouted Jake.

Steve turned around and faced a ghostly locomotive darting at him and Sam, whose legs were still roped. The former shoved his feet against the ground and extended both of his arms. The head train rammed at Steve but slowed down as the latter stood against it.

“You- You’ve cheated!” grunted Steve.

“Cheated? Just took a shortcut!” explained Greylight. “I didn’t want to cheese off my sister, you know.”

Lissa jerked back and wondered, “His sister?” 

The first railway trembled again as a fiery train rode across it and slapped everyone with a hot gust of wind. It left a trail of steam whose scent was similar to incense.

“Out of the way!” yelled Jezebel “The Orient Express’s coming!”

“Your grandpa’s about to get DPep by two trains, we need to save him!”

“On it,” said Ben.

Jake tried to grab his friend, but Ben had jumped on the first bridge. He took a deep breath and massaged his chest a bit. An orange light started to glow on the second shaking railway, but Ben sprung on it. 

“BEN!” shouted Jake.

The rails tremored as Jezebel’s train drove toward Ben. The latter sprung forward as the train brushed the soles of his boots. Jake grit his teeth as he discharged a shockwave at the second bridge and made it collapse with the train.

“BALENCIAGA!” screamed Jezebel as she fell with her train.

Meanwhile, Ben landed on the third bridge and panted for air.

“Ye- yeah…” muttered Ben between two gasps.

On the final railway, Steve groaned as he struggled against Greylight’s train.

“Aargh! A... little... help?” he asked.

Ben inhaled deeply and jumped forward. Steve’s boots scraped against the ground as he got closer and closer to Sam. Ben landed at the edge of the bridge and grabbed it. His legs dangled in the void as he tried to push himself up. Jake watched him as his heart pounded against his chest. All of a sudden, Sam extended his right arm and gripped at Ben’s wig, and yanked him up. 

“Thank you,” said Ben with a breathy voice.

“You’re welcome. Can you get me the hell away from here, now?!” begged Sam.

Ben nodded and untied Sam’s legs and helped him stand up.

“I can’t hold that thing anymore!” screamed Steve with a grimace.

Ben grabbed Sam by the left arm and they both leaped on the other side of the mine. Steve tripped against his back as he was run over by the train. His mangled ghostly form lied on the rails as he groaned.

“Steve, are you okay?” asked Jake.

Steve cracked his limbs and replied, “Okay…” He unfolded his left arm. “Argh!...”

Without warning, a suspension bridge dropped from the ceiling and linked the two sides of the cave over the void.

“What’s happenin’?” asked Lissa.

“Don’t be scared,” said Greylight as he coughed.

Greylight limped on the fourth bridge and drank a bottle of whisky.

“Feel free to walk on it, it’s as safe as a legless snake,” reassured Greylight.

Jake raised an eyebrow and said, “But snakes already have no legs.”

“I know,” replied Greylight as he chuckled and hobbled away.

Jake, Lissa, and Sister Marjorie stepped on the bridge while Steve and Ben walked on its other end. Some puppets swung near the suspended ropes, each with different attire. One of them was an old woman with a prairie dress while another was a clown with green hair. Lissa stared at a black-haired marionette with glasses holding a book and frowned. Ben hugged Jake as soon as they were close enough while Steve helped them to travel the bridge.

Sister Marjorie reached the other end of the bridge while Sam gawked at her.

“Marge?” called Sam.

“Sam, it’s… it’s good to see you again,” replied Sister Marjorie.

“You two know each other?” asked Jake.

Sam gulped and said, “You could say that…” He sighed. “How to put that… Jake, she’s… she’s your grandmother.”

“What?!” shouted Jake and Sister Marjorie in unison.

“At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if your family tree included Frida Kahlo fucking Selena Gomez’s grandfather,” said Lissa.

Sister Marjorie eyed Sam and said, “My grandson? But it’s impossible… Linda, she-”

“It’s complicated,” explained Jake. 

“How did I not recognize you?” she wondered as she walked toward Jake. “You look just like her…”

“That’s what I said too,” noted Sam.

Sister Marjorie stood up and smacked Sam at the back of the head.

“You’ve let your grandson chase demons in a cave without a scarf on?!”

“You’ve let your grandson near someone who’s trigger-happy?” retorted Sam. “And yes, I meant you.

The nun huffed and put her hands on her hips. “It didn’t bother you when I saved you from that wendigo terrorizing the town!”

“Huh, sorry to chime in, but what happened between you two?” inquired Jake.

“It’s…” Sister Marjorie frowned. “After what happened to your mom... I and your grandfather decided separation would be better.”

“Let’s focus on gettin’ out of here first,” said Sam. “We’ll have plenty of time to discuss after that, alright Jake?”

Jake let out a quick breath and nodded. The six of them trod further into the mine while Ben translated what Steve was saying to Lissa. Whereas, Jake chatted with his grandparents.

“So, I guess I should call you grandma from now on?” wondered Jake.

Sister Marjorie chuckled and replied, “Yes you can.”

“Doesn’t he remind you of Linda?” asked Sam.

“Linda would’ve called us a couple of dinosaurs,” responded Marjorie.

Sam and Marjorie laughed a little and looked tenderly at each other.

“You haven’t aged a bit,” complimented Sam.

“You don’t look on the verge of death, either,” said Marjorie with a slight smirk.

“You two seem like you have a lot of to talk about,” scoffed Jake.

Marjorie rolled her eyes quickly. “I know what you got in your mind. I may be old, but I’m not stupid. 

“And where’s your friend, Ben?” wondered Sam. “And why that girl has the same name than h-” Sam widened his eyes. “Oh.”

“Who’s Ben?” questioned Marjorie.

Jake blushed and rubbed his neck before he gestured at Ben. His friend excused himself to Steve and Lissa before he walked up to Jake.

“Hey, Jake. Hey Jake’s grandparents,” welcomed Ben.

“So, you’re Ben?” inquired Marjorie. “Is this your real name or-”

“Ben’s a guy,” answered Jake before he grabbed Ben’s right hand. “We’re sort of datin’.”

Ben grinned and exclaimed, “Wow! We’re dating?”

Marjorie flinched and muttered, “You’re dating... another boy?”

“C’mon Marge,” cut off Sam. “Boys can date boys too.”

Marjorie glared at him. “I wasn’t about to say anythin’ against that!” She shook her head. “Just because I’m a nun doesn’t mean I have to be against Jake being… well… um...”

“I think you mean a dom top,” said Ben.

Jake elbowed Ben and yelled, “Ben!”

“But don’t worry, I’m perfectly happy with being a power bottom myself,” declared Ben.

“Ben! You can’t say that to my grandparents!” shouted Jake.

Ben lolled his head. “Oh, right, they probably didn’t understand.” He gazed back at Jake’s grandparents and said, “Basically, a power bottom is-”

Jake put his left hand over Ben’s mouth and mumbled, “Ben, c’mon!”

Sam chuckled and looked at Marjorie. “Don’t they remind you of us when we were young?”

“And we both know you were Ben,” replied Marjorie.

Sam and Marjorie laughed together while Jake watched them with a slight smile. Meanwhile, Ben stepped back to Lissa who was looking down.

“Hey Lissa, you’re okay?”

“So so,” she said. “I’ve been thinkin’ about Andrea and-”

“Help!” screamed a young woman’s voice.

Lissa jerked back before she raced forward. The rest of the group followed her as ran along a mineshaft going upward. Then, they arrived in front of a black-haired figure who wiggled as her hands were chained to a stalagmite.

“Andrea?” called Lissa.

Chapter 31: The Thing in the Cellar

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Lissa rushed up the mineshaft and unchained Andrea. 

“Lissa?! What are yo-”

“Andrea! You’re safe!” cut off Lissa before she hugged her friend.

Sister Marjorie and Sam watched the two while Ben clarified what was going on.

“She’s a mass murderer who tried to have her revenge against her college for being full of bullies, but then got frozen into a statue with her father,” explained Ben. “She’s also Lissa’s sister.”

“Sorority sister,” said Jake. “Not real sisters.”

Ben blinked a few times and asked, “They’re not real sisters?”

The latter pointed at Andrea— who had black relaxed hair and dark brown eyes— and Lissa— who had golden beige hair and sapphire eyes.

“They’re not sisters in an adopted or blood-related way,” responded Jake.

They re-grouped with Lissa who introduced Andrea to the others.

“Are you okay, Andrea?” asked Lissa.

“I don’t know. I was stuck…” muttered Andrea. “I could, think, see, and hear. I- I wanted to scream and run away, but- but... I was trapped and couldn’t move...” She paused and trembled. “I could only stare at my dad and do nothing to help him.”

Lissa put her hands on Andrea’s shoulders and said, “I’m sorry... But it’s okay now. I’ll make sure you’ll get out of here.”

Andrea shook her head. “Why? I’m a murderer, I don’t deserve to be saved…”

“You feel guilty about killing these people?” inquired Ben with a frown. “But they’ve bullied your brother and kept doing it even after… what had happened to him.”

“I know,” said Andrea. “But I’ve caused the deaths of innocent people, and even the ones who-” She pinched her lips. “Who I thought deserved it. Even these. I… I shouldn’t have…”

Andrea broke down in tears while Lissa held her.

“I think we should focus on escaping first,” advised Lissa.

Ben sighed and they all headed into a place named The Barrel of Love . They went through a heart-shaped doorway and arrived at an indoor ride. Three wine barrels floated in a river and had been turned into two passenger boats. Whereas, oil lamps cast dim lightning while a piece of soft violin music played. 

“I’ll check around to make sure it’s safe,” said Steve as he walked away.

Jake nodded to him and walked toward the first barrel. He furrowed his brows and noticed names sewn on its seats.

“Hey, that’s name and Cap’s name here too,” noted Jake.

“Mine’s on the seat next to yours,” added Ben.

“You’re not the only one,” said Sister Marjorie.

They soon discovered that the barrels each bore names. Steve, Jake, and Ben for the first one, Marjorie and Sam for the second one, and Lissa and Andrea for the last one.

“Should we just sit on the seat given to us?” wondered Lissa.

“Hey.” Steve came back and state, “Nothing weird, but then again I couldn’t phase through the walls because of that magic stuff.”

Jake shrugged and said, “I guess we’ll just go along with the ride. Still better than swimmin’.”

Each of them sat on the seat bearing their name, while Steve pulled a lever decorated with roses. A click resonated and the boats moved forward as Steve just stood on his barrel.

“I hope there are no traps around,” said Ben.

“Yeah, let’s stay on the lookout for them,” replied Jake before he looked at Ben and said, “Hey, can we talk about what happened earlier?”

Ben glanced away furtively and said, “Sure.”

“Did you agree with Andrea using a monster to kill her classmates?” questioned Jake.

“She wasn’t a monster,” retorted Ben. “She was a poor woman and an outcast.”

“Ben… We saw that thing chasing us, it wasn’t a woman anymore,” said Jake.

“It wasn’t her fault,” replied Ben. “Same with Andrea. You think it’s fair that people are being pushed over the edge and then we treat them as monsters?”

“The world isn’t fair,” declared Jake.

Ben gripped at his outfit and scowled. “Because only a few people try to make it fair.” He turned his head away. “I’m tired of having this talk with you. It’s like it’s never-ending...”

Jake crossed his arms and looked the other way.

“Hey, stop fighting you two,” said Steve as he sat between them. “I’ve been listening to you two, and I think you’re both right.”

Jake huffed. “Well, that doesn’t make sense our opinions are complete opposites.”

“Opposites can meet each other,” replied Steve. “Your grandma and me, for example. I think galaxies were separating us, and yet we still had a great life together.”

 “Thanks, Cap, but I don’t think Jake and me can agree about this topic,” said Ben.

“Are you sure?” asked Steve. “You Jake, you want people to kill each other.” Steve gestured at Jake before he looked at Ben. “And you Ben, you want a world that is fairer, right?”

The two young men nodded and Steve smiled.

“Well, these two goals can go along with each other,” assured Steve. “Sure, sometimes there are conflicts, even when you’re on the same side- And trust me, I’ve come across a lot of them… But, with a bit of understanding and effort, both goals can work out together.” Steve grabbed Jake and Ben’s hands. “So, do you two feel like understanding and making efforts for each other?”

Jake smiled a bit and said, “Yes.”

“Yes,” echoed Ben with a similar expression.

“Well, there we go!” Steve smacked his hands together. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be on guard in case spikes come out the walls,” said Steve as he stood up.

Ben laughed a bit and stared forward. “I guess that… killing people is… extreme.”

Jake brushed his neck and replied, “And I guess... putting all killers in the same box’s extreme too.”

“I guess we’re both extremists,” said Ben.

Jake chuckled and replied, “Hey, we’re X-tremists!”

They both laughed and held hands.

“Has Steve walked away?” asked Ben.

“Yeah, how did you know?” wondered Jake.

“I think… I think I can see Cap too, now,” replied Ben.

Meanwhile, Steve checked around the other boats. Sister Marjorie tried to hide her rifle under her seat while Sam smoothed his hair.

“So… You became a nun?” asked Sam.

“Yes…” Marjorie took a quick breath. “After… after what happened to Linda. I’ve tried to go back to hunting, but-” She pinched her lips. “Being near death all the time didn’t help. So… this is who I am, now.”

Sam simpered a bit and said, “I missed you.”

“I missed you too,” replied Marjorie.

Steve watched the two with a satisfied expression and walked away. He then headed toward the final boat which carried Lissa and Andrea.

“Lissa… I’m scared…” muttered Andrea.

“It’s okay, I’ll make sure nothing bad happens to you,” assured Lissa.

Andrea slowly shook her head. “But it should… I deserve that something bad to happen to me.”

“Andrea, I’m not in your head, but I’ve felt the same way.” Lissa sighed and said,” Feeling like you’ve failed your family and couldn’t protect them... Feeling like you’re just a burden… I know that what you did is wrong, but- But I think I know a way to make up for your mistakes.”

Andrea raised her head. “A way to make up? Which one?”

“Come with me and my friends,” answered Lissa. “We go around Arizona in a tacky RV and save people.”

“I don’t know.” Andrea glanced away. “I’m not a superhero.”

“Think about it,” replied Lissa.

Without warning, flashes blinded the boat passengers.

“The hell?!” swore Jake.

Steve narrowed his brows and scanned the area. The shrill sound of a machine and sheets falling resonated. His eyes then focused on the thin outline of a doorway behind the cardboard silhouette of a money bag. Steve pushed the bag away and the light blue symbol of the rune . Steve tried to touch the rune, but it shone and released an invisible force against him.

“Jake, look!” Steve gestured at the hidden door and asked, “You think you could use your powers to open that door?”

“I can try,” said Jake. 

The young man outstretched his arms at the door and discharged an invisible shockwave. The whole tunnel tremored and a joist collapsed against the door. Then, a man dropped from the ceiling. His body hanged by the neck with a rope and swung into the door, hitting it open.

“Not what I thought would happen. But at least it’s open,” said Steve, dumbfounded.

Everyone, but Ben, looked at the hanged man with a horrified expression.

“That’s a fake dead body,” said Ben. “Real dead bodies have-”

“Ben, not now,” cut off Lissa as she stepped out of her boat.

Everyone walked toward the secret passage while Ben pouted.

Jake patted his friend’s back and said, “Hey, once we’re out, we can talk about dead bodies.”

Ben grinned and kissed Jake. They then followed the others and arrived into a room with untrimmed rocky walls. A collection of pictures were nailed around and each of them had an inky caption. Some to the right were photographs with Jezebel in them with titles including Sister’s First Slave or First Teenage Crush which was the picture of a bearded sorcerer with a red cape. Meanwhile, the pictures on the left were related to Blackheart, such as Big Bro Starring into the Void or Big Bro’s First Toy which was an instrument of torture. The ones on the ceiling were mostly landscapes or strangers. 

“Wow, Jake, isn’t this you with Ben here?” asked Steve as he pointed at a picture.

Jake observed the middle photographs and realized he was in them. Also, these photographs had no caption, unlike the others.

“Sorry, didn’t find the time to title these,” said a raucous voice.

All of them turned back toward the doorway. Greylight stood under it with an army of undead behind him. The ghouls wielded pistols and farming tools, for the ones who still had their arms.

“Ah, I love this one.” Greylight grabbed the photograph of an alien sky full of pink and lilac celestial bodies. “I’ve traveled the world and the seven seas, but stars would always be my favorite thing to look at.”

“What do you want?” questioned Jake with a glare.

“Showing you where the exit is,” replied Greylight. “You’ve won our deal and the evening’s comin’ soon. That’s the best time to view Procyon.”

Greylight handwaved to the other ghosts and they floated away.

“But what about the ritual?” asked Ben.

“I give up,” said Greylight with a lazy shrug. “All that shootin’ people stuff ain’t that fun… I could try goin’ back to one of those strip clubs on Uranus.”

Greylight limped out of the room while the others gawked at him.

“I don’t trust him,” whispered Jake.

“Me either,” replied Ben.

“You do know echoes happen a lot underground?” asked Greylight.

The group followed Greylight with a wary walk. Steve was first in line and clasped his shield, while Sister Marjorie and Sam brought up the rear. A crimson portal opened and Greylight stepped through it.

“Should we really follow him?” wondered Lissa.

“Jake, what do you think?” asked Ben.

The young man knit his brows and sighed. “I think that’s our only way of getting outta here. We should give it a try.”

“Hope we won’t get screwed over,” added Lissa.

Steve looked at her and opened his mouth.

“Language, we know, Steve,” cut off Jake.

They all took a deep breath and walked through the portal. Red energy spun around them and blew electric gales as they traveled it. Once out, they arrived inside a wooden town appearing to be out of an old Western movie with its saloons and covered wagons. The sun was about to set while a fresh breeze welcomed them.

“We’re outside?” wondered Steve.

“Welcome to Tombstone,” greeted Greylight. “Ever wanted to visit a ghost town? Here’s one.”

The door of a jailhouse opened as Blackheart walked out of it with his sword.

“You’re really sparing them?” asked Blackheart.

“Does fire burn?” retorted Greylight.

“Guess we were right to let our guard down,” said Steve.

Greylight looked at Jake and his friends and said, “Well, it was nice to meet all of you.”

“Wait, can I ask you one more question?” asked Ben.

Greylight scratched his neck with his gun and replied, “Uh, I guess.”

“Where’s your real body?” inquired Ben. “Is it hidden somewhere in the mine or-”

“Not at all,” cut off Greylight. “I thought it was easy to guess…” He smirked and said, “My real body is right in front of you.”

Lissa jerked back. “You mean this whole time, we could’ve killed you?!”

“Talk about missed opportunities,” mocked Greylight.

While they were chatting, Blackheart lifted his sword and prowled toward Greylight. The former aimed the tip of the blade toward Greylight’s back and held the pommel with both hands.

“Goodbye, cowboy,” muttered Blackheart.

“GREYLIGHT!” shouted Jezebel as she raced in.

Blackheart growled and put down his sword.

“What’s goin’ on, sister?” asked Greylight.

“You can’t let them go!” ordered Jezebel. “You’re about to have fifteen souls! Think about what father-”

“C’mon Jezebel, makin’ dad proud ain’t all to life,” replied Greylight.

“But-”

Greylight grabbed his sister’s hands and said, “How about we just forget that stupid ritual and go play with the stars? Like we used to do when we were kids.”

Jezebel shook her head and swung her arms away. “No! You’re wasting our chances of winnin’, and I won’t let you!”

Jezebel materialized fireballs in her hands and threw them at Jake and his friends. Steve blocked one of them with his shield, while Ben pulled Jake away from another. 

“Andrea!” screamed Lissa.

A third one shot at the portal as Andrea walked out of it. Sister Marjorie pushed her out of the way and closed her eyes as the flames darted toward her.

The fireball landed and exploded upon impact. Sister Marjorie opened her eyes and saw Sam standing in front of her. The latter dropped to his knees and fell against his burning chest. 

“Grandpa!” shouted Jake as he rushed to him.

Jake and Marjorie gathered around Sam with shock and fright on their faces.

“Grandpa!” repeated Jake. “C’mon, don’t go.”

Sam chuckled a bit and spat blood. “I’m sorry… Jake… I don’t think I’m gonna make it.”

Shadows veiled Sam’s body while a flock of crows circled above him.

“Sam, you can’t…” Sister Marjorie shook her head. “You can’t leave me. Not now.”

“I trust in you, Marge... You’re strong,” muttered Sam with a low voice. “Jake… Marge… I’ll tell Linda… I’ll tell her how much you miss her…”

Sam closed his eyes and the crows flew away. 

“SAM!” shouted Marjorie as she shook his body. “Wake up! I’m beggin’ you! Wake up!”

Jake cried while Marjorie tried to wake Sam up in vain.

Jezebel watched them with a smile before she looked at Greylight.

“There, brother! Now use th-”

Greylight shot his sister in the stomach, which froze her entire body except for the head. He then did the same with Blackheart.

“Greylight! What’s the meaning of this?!” barked Blackheart.

“You really think I didn’t know about your little plan with the mortals?” asked Greylight. “Jezebel and me, you’ve never considered us family, didn’t you?” 

Blackheart stared at him before he replied, “What did you expect? It’s my nature.”

“Your nature?” Greylight chuckled and walked away from him.

“Brother, what are you doin’?” begged Jezebel. “Have you lost your mind?!”

Greylight glanced at her before he stepped toward Jake. Ben, Lissa, and Steve sprinted in front of Greylight and glared at him.

“Ah.” Greylight smirked and put down his lighter. “Take care of my brother, will you?”

Jake widened his eyes and stared at Greylight.

“Brother?” asked Jake.

“I’m sorry,” said Greylight. “I’ve tried to gather all of us as a big happy family…” He took a glimpse at Blackheart and Jezebel. “What a stupid idea…” Greylight looked back at Jake. “Take this as a memory of the terrible Greylight, if you want.” He threw a bottle of whiskey at Jake and said, “Maybe in another world, or another life, I could’ve been a better family for you…”

Greylight loaded his left pistol while Jezebel squirmed.

“Stop it! What are you doing?!” screamed Jezebel.

Greylight aimed the pistol at the side of his forehead and said, “So long, brother.”

A gunshot banged and the gun dropped off Greylight’s hand. Blackheart flinched while the latter stumbled and fell on his back. A gust of wind blew away his holed hat into the desert while the night started. Greylight’s fading eyes faced the sky as stars appeared in it.

“Red, white, blue is in the sky…” sang Greylight with a lost voice. “Summer’s in the air… Heaven’s in your eyes…”

Greylight’s smile froze on his face as his entire body turned into smoke and became one with the dust and the sand. A lonely photograph moved with the wind and landed near Jake. The young man picked it up and saw that it was a picture of him cuddling with Ben by a lake, its caption was Little Brother and his Boyfriend . Some of Jake’s tears poured on the picture as he held it with a trembling grasp.

“Brother,” whispered Jezebel as she cried. “It’s your fault!” she yelled at Blackheart. “It’s all your fault!”

Flames melted the ice around Jezebel and engulfed her. The fire glistened against her weeping eyes and then vanished with her.

Ben rubbed Jake’s back while the latter observed Greylight’s whiskey bottle. Jake pivoted the bottle around and a rock rolled inside it. He took a closer look and gasped. A fragment of an ebony crystal was inside the bottle, the same crystal that had taken his father’s soul.

Chapter 32: Jake Esteban

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Dunes shook and collapsed as Jake punched them. The latter flared his nostrils and bared his teeth while sweat dripped off his forehead. He aimed his left hand at the ground and released a series of translucent waves of vibrations that fissured the earth. 

“Hey,” called a silvery voice.

Jake turned around and saw Ben behind.

“Hey,” replied Jake before he punched down another dune.

Ben waved a bit at him and asked, “What are you doin’?”

“Releasin’ my anger,” groaned Jake.

“Oh.” Ben walked next to his friend. “Can I be angry with you?”

“Um- sure,” replied Jake.

“Alright,” said Ben with a grin.

Ben inhaled deeply as his eyes turned red. Soon after, he opened his mouth and released a prolonged scream, evolving from primal growls of wrath to a strangled wail. Meanwhile, a flock of birds flew out of a tree while a drove of hares jumped away. 

Steve observed the two young men from a distance with a perplexed expression.

“Maybe I should give them a moment,” said Steve with a low tone.

Once they were done venting, Jake and Ben slouched down on the sand and gasped for air.

“How do you feel now?” asked Ben.

Jake let out a deep breath and said, “Still angry... But better.”

Ben put his left hand on Jake’s who smiled at the former. They then held their hands closer.

“I love you,” said Jake.

“I love you too,” replied Ben.

The two hugged and kissed each other while Steve walked toward them. 

“Hey. Are you ready, Jake?” asked Steve.

Jake sighed and nodded. The latter stood up and followed Steve. Since the night began, Jake turned on the flashlight on his phone to travel through the dark desert. The outline of a town appeared on the horizon. The sight of giant plants coiled around the houses became more clearer as they came closer. A destroyed sign lied down, broken into pieces with weed and mold on them. Welcome to Tombstone could be read on it. The group headed on the main street while a tumbleweed rolled in front of them. Steve and Ben held their weapons while Jake moved translucent energy between his fingers.

“Blackheart!” summoned Jake.

The ground tremored as a huge crevasse cracked inches away from them. It was soon burst open by a geyser of skulls and other bones. Thorny bronze vines slithered out of and lifted an imposing black knight out of the abysmal hole.

“Ah, Ben, you’re here,” greeted Blackheart. “And you brought the mongrel with you.”

“Stop calling Jake like that,” ordered Ben as he stepped forward.

Jake lifted an arm in front of Ben. “It’s okay,” he told him before he glared at Blackheart. “You got some answers for us.”

“And I have no reason to share hem,” scoffed Blackheart. “Unless I get something in exchange.”

“What do you want in exchange?” asked Jake.

Blackheart glanced to the left and answered, “I want a talk with Ben.”

Jake clenched his fists. “What?! And why?”

“Firstly, unlike you, he doesn’t have the intellect of a sea sponge,” replied Blackheart.

“Go fuck yourself!” spat Jake.

“Do you want your answers?” questioned Blackheart. 

Jake gritted his teeth and looked at Steve and Ben.

“What should I do?” he wondered with a low voice.

“Whatever your choice is, I’ll agree with it,” replied Ben.

“Maybe I could follow them?” suggested Steve. “He can’t see me.”

“Alright…” Jake turned back to Blackheart and said, “You can talk with Ben, but if you touch-”

“The only thing I want is talking to him,” interrupted Blackheart. “Nothing else.”

Jake shot daggers at Blackheart before he gazed at Ben.

“Be careful, okay?” softly said, Jake.

Ben kissed him and replied, “I’ll be.”

Blackheart strolled away and Ben followed him. Ben took one more glimpse at Jake and grinned at him before he left with Steve. The three of them headed toward an Old Western jailhouse whose white paint only covered half of the building and shed away over a layer of dark dusty bricks. Its windows were covered by prickly shrubs  Steve walked toward the doorstep, but runes glowed on the floorboards and expelled him. Ben looked with concern at Steve while Blackheart opened the door.

“I trust you in Ben, you can do it,” assured Steve.

Ben nodded and went inside the jail. The latter’s heart stopped a bit as soon as he noticed the cells inside while Blackheart shut the door.

“Is there a problem?” asked Blackheart.

Ben looked away from the cells and glanced at the flowers by the windows.

“N- nothing,” replied Ben. “I was just wondering if you’ve found the key.”

“The key?” Blackheart tilted his head. “Are you sure you weren’t scared by the cells?”

Ben forced a smile and said, “No, not at all.” He gulped. “What I meant is that you gave us a key to teleport, and it got lost in the cave.” 

Blackheart gazed at the jail bars and removed his helmet.

“Already playin’ a game.” Blackheart chuckled. “By the way, do you know how pitcher plants catch their prey?” asked Blackheart.

“They use a perfume to hypnotize insects?” answered Ben.

“Exactly, hypnosis.” Blackheart sat on a desk and stared at the young man. “Has anyone ever told you that’s how your words feel?” He leered. “It’s as if you’ve measured and calculated your way of pronouncing each word and each syllable. To manipulate whoever’s listening to you.”

Ben coldly looked at him and replied, “I don’t manipulate people.”

“Of course you do.” Blackheart eyed at the windows. “I still remember what you’ve asked Greylight…” Blackheart cleared his throat and said with a honeyed tone, “Greylight, where’s your real body?” He laughed. “What a little snake.”

“I was just asking where was Greylight’s body,” asserted Ben.

“And for what?” Blackheart raised his chin. “The only way to kill Greylight is to wound his real body.” Blackheart stood up and stepped closer to Ben. “You wanted to help me kill my brother, didn’t you?”

“The talk is over,” replied Ben as he walked away.

Blackheart pulled out of his armor a fragment of an ebony crystal. Ben stopped and gawked at it.

“That’s-”

“A piece of the crystal that stole the soul of Jake’s father,” answered Blackheart. “Jake already has one, if I give you this fragment, only Jezebel’s would be left.”

Ben flinched and wondered, “Why would you give it to us?”

“You want it?” Blackheart knelt, lowering his face right in front of Ben’s, and whispered, “Stay a little longer and it’s all for you.”

Blackheart slowly moved the crystal fragment left and right while Ben watched it with fascination.

“Be quick,” mumbled Ben.

Blackheart smirked and wrapped his hand against the fragment. 

“Are you happy with Jake?” questioned Blackheart.

“Yes,” said Ben. “More than I ever was.”

“Ah, love, ain’t that a funny thing,” scoffed Blackheart. “I bet he loves and accepts every part of you, from the best ones to the worse ones, right?”

Ben widened his eyes before he took back his composure.

“That’s none of your business,” said Ben.

Blackheart walked around Ben and asked, “Ouch, have I hit a nerve?”

“You haven’t!” Ben glared at Blackheart. “People aren’t attracted to killers!”

“Ooh, so Jake wants you to against your nature,” hissed Blackheart. “I guess that you’re not that important to him.”

Ben narrowed his brows. “What are you talking about?”

“Your dear Jake just gave you to me, and in exchange of what? To solve some plain familial mysteries,” mocked Blackheart.

“Jake’s been through a lot, he can’t think properly all the time,” said Ben.

“Precisely,” Blackheart agreed with. “Don’t you think that with all the weight on his shoulders, Jake would be ready to do anything to get rid of his problems? Including making you think that he loves you?”

Ben shot daggers at him. “Give me the crystal fragment.”

Blackheart sneered and handed the piece of crystal to Ben. The latter grabbed it, but Blackheart wrapped his fingers around his hand.

“Be careful, Ben,” murmured Blackheart. “It’s not the first time someone has toyed with your emotions.”

Ben pulled his arms away and stormed out of the jail. He grinned a little when he noticed Steve and exhaled. The two of them headed back to the main street and Jake smiled as soon as Ben appeared. 

“See, he made it back,” said Steve.

“I’m glad you’re okay,” Jake told Ben.

Ben stepped back a bit before he gave the fragment of crystal to Jake.

“It’s- it’s for you,” mumbled Ben.

Jake gawked at the crystal as his mouth dropped wide.

He took it and asked, “How did you-”

“You’ll have plenty of time to talk later,” cut off Blackheart. “You want your answers?”

Jake turned away from Ben to face Blackheart.

“Go ahead,” urged Jake.

Blackheart chuckled and glanced at Ben. 

“You might have heard of Mephisto,” announced Blackheart. “King of the underworld, father of lies, blah blah blah… Let’s just say that the old man had the time to fool around.” Blackheart huffed. “He had the project of resurrecting an infant with hellfire, and your mother happened to be the golden ticket.”

Jake shook his head. “But- but my mom was killed.”

“And Mephisto brought her back to life in exchange for giving birth to you,” answered Blackheart.

“Then… what happened to her after?” questioned Jake.

“The deal wasn’t as simple as she thought,” explained Blackheart. “On your eighteenth birthday, she had to give you up to Mephisto. And... For some reason, she refused and tried to fight back... Do the math.”

Jake shivered and fell on his knees. 

“My mom… She- she died because of me?” he mumbled.

Steve put his hands on Jake’s shoulders and said, “I’m sorry, Jake.”

Blackheart laughed. “Can you imagine? Dying because of a mongrel like you.”

Ben glared at Blackheart and unsheathed his knife. Then, Ben charged at the knight while Jake stared at him.

“Ben! No!” screamed Jake.

Blackheart seized Ben by the wrist as the knife stopped inches away from the eye holes of Blackheart’s helmet.

“Were you trying to kill me, little Bo Peep?” taunted Blackheart.

“No,” replied Ben. “I know how to gouge your eyes out without killing you.”

Blackheart laughed. “Oh, a threat?”

“It’s not a threat, it’s a statement,” said Ben. “You said anything wrong to Jake, even just once, and I’ll use the ninety-nine ways of mentally and physically torturing someone on you.”

“Don’t threaten me with a good time,” whispered Blackheart as he wrapped his right arm around Ben’s waist.

Ben wrestled Blackheart and pushed his knife closer to Blackheart’s eyes. The latter kicked Ben away, causing him to fall to the ground.

“My, oh, my, things are taking an interesting turn,” declared Blackheart while a portal appeared behind him. “I’ll give you some time to collect yourselves,” he said as he trod toward the portal and glanced one more time at Ben. “See you soon, little Bo Peep.”

Blackheart stepped inside the vortex and disappeared with it.

“Ben, you’re okay?!” asked Jake. “Did he hurt you?” 

“I’m fine,” replied Ben with a small smile. “How about you?”

Jake looked down and said, “Let’s go back to the others.”

Steve helped Ben stand up with Jake and he carried the two young men through Tombstone. The three of them arrived in front of the RV parked at the edge of the town and Steve stepped on the driver seat.

“What are you doin’?” asked Jake.

“I’m drivin’, you two need some rest,” ordered Steve.

Jake smirked a little and joined Ben at the back of the vehicle. Steve started the engine and they rode away from Tombstone. Ben laid his head against Jake’s left shoulder during the ride while they both stared aimlessly outside.

“Cap,” called Jake.

“Yeah?” replied Steve.

“You… You don’t mind if I  call you grandpa?” asked Jake.

Steve smiled and said, “You’re my grandson, of course, you can.”

Jake smiled back at Steve as his grandpa drove them through the desert.

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Chapter 33: Julio Richter

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Blues music played in a bar named Rawhide Kidz out of speakers at the feet of colorful horse statues. Copper light garlands shone on the brick walls while people chatted by its round tables. Ben sat on his own at one of them and drank a single cup of orange juice. The latter read a magazine with droopy eyes and lazily held up his head.

“Psst! Ben!” called a young woman.

Ben looked up at her and saw someone wearing a loose tunic blouse with pink and orange hippie patterns, tight blue jeans, and a flower crown over her long blonde hair. Her most extravagant detail was the expressionless mask dangling over her actual face as patches of hair came out of its holes.

“Lissa?” wondered Ben. “What are you wearing?”

“Yeah, it’s me. I’m dressed as Carole Baskin,” explained Lissa. “I don’t want people to see that I’m a werewolf.”

“Carole who?” questioned Ben.

“She’s a singer from the ‘70s who sang Jazzman and You’ve Got a Friend,” clarified Lissa. “Anyway, what’s goin’ on between you and Jake?”

“Nothin’, he just needs some time on his own,” replied Ben as he glanced away.

“Yeah, and George Washington was a Chinese pole dancer,” said Lissa. “For me, it sounds like you’re avoidin’ him.”

Ben rubbed the top of his glass and said, “I’m not avoiding George Washington, he’s dead.”

“I meant Jake,” replied Lissa. “You should go talk to him.”

Ben pouted and muttered, “I don’t know…” 

“Do it,” insisted Lissa. “Trust me, ever since you’re with him, he’s been less of an asshole. He has to have feelings for you.”

“Thank you,” said Jake with a slight smile. “How about you and Andrea?”

Lissa shrugged. “She said she wanna go back to Mesa to pay for what she did.”

“Do you want to go with her?” asked Ben.

“And leavin’ you alone with Cap and Jake?” She huffed. “Never.”

They both laughed together.

“I think you should go talk to Andrea too,” suggested Ben as he stood up.

“Good luck with Jake,” replied Lissa.

Ben nodded to her before he grabbed his magazine and picked up a guitar case. Then he walked up to another table, which was in a dark corner of the bar. The young man gulped when he noticed Jake sulking, with his elbows lying on the wooden surface.

“Hey,” said Ben.

Jake smirked a bit and replied, “Hey.”

“Can I sit down?” asked Ben.

Jake nodded and Ben sat in front of him. The former gulped down a glass of rum.

“How do you feel?” Ben asked with a frown.

“Like shit,” replied Jake as he rubbed his forehead. “I can’t control my powers, I don’t know who the fuck I am supposed to be, and I couldn’t even protect my mom and my grandpa.”

“I’m sorry…” murmured Ben. “You want me to give you a logical answer or-”

“Anythin’, but the logical one,” urged Jake. “I feel like my brain’s about to blow up if I learn anything else.”

Ben joined his hands and played with his thumbs.

“Anythin’, but the logical one?” wondered Ben.

The two friends looked down at the table in silence. Suddenly, Ben grabbed Jake by the collar and pulled him closer. Their lips connected as Jake bugged out his eyes. The latter then wrapped his brawny arms around Ben’s waist. The table trembled as Ben crawled on it to get closer to his friend. Jake lifted Ben and put him softly down on his lap while they still made out with each other. They took a quick breath and returned to their passionate kiss while Ben caressed Jake’s face and moved it down his torso.

“Wow,” said Jake once it was over.

“Wow,” echoed Ben with a tiny giggle.

The two hugged and cuddled each other while a calm piece of romantic music played in the background. Ben’s grin wavered a bit as Jake brushed his hair.

“You’re thinkin’ about somethin’?” wondered Jake with a scowl.

“N-” Ben paused and said, “Yes. But… I don’t… I don’t want to add more weight on your shoulders.”

Jake delicately stroked Ben’s right temple with his thumb and pecked his forehead.

“It’s okay… I’m always here for you. I’m your boyfriend,” said Jake

Ben’s eyes twinkled. “Boyfriend?” His grin enlarged. “I… I…”

“Lemme guess, you’ve never had a boyfriend before?” asked Jake.

“Exactly,” replied Ben with a bob of the head. “I guess I should tell you about what’s on my mind.”

“Only if you want to,” replied Jake.

“I do,” confirmed Ben. “So… Earlier, when I talked with Blackheart, he said… He said that you didn’t love me and... that you were making me go against my nature.”

“That asshole,” muttered Jake with furrowed brows. And what does he even mean by ‘making you go against your nature?”

“I guess he meant that…” Ben sighed. “That deep down I’m a killer…” explained Ben in a low tone. “Do you think it’s true?”

Jake looked at Ben and inhaled deeply. He then said, “I used to have these ideas about nature before… That we were all born with a title around our neck. Killer, winner, loser, hero, monster…” Jake smiled and continued with, “But three people made me learn that whatever our past is, whatever what people call us, we’re free to be whoever we want.”

“These three sound like great people,” commented Ben.

“You wanna know who they are?” proposed Jake.

Ben nodded while the lights behind them turned on and projected a halo.

“Cap, my father…” Jake paused and finished with, “And you.” 

“Me?” Ben’s face brightened and he hugged Jake.

The couple kissed once more while Lissa walked up on the stage of the bar. She glanced down at a nearby table where Andrea was reading a book.

“Huh, hi everyone,” said Lissa, which prompted Andrea to stare at her. “I’m gonna sing Nightingale by Carole Baskin.” 

Jake raised an eyebrow and said, “Carole Baskin?”

“She’s a jazz singer from Friends who sang Seventies and You’ve Got a Man,” explained Ben.

“I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine…” Lissa’s voice trembled a bit before she said, “Andrea.”

Lissa sang while her friend smiled. Without warning, the batwing doors of the bar slammed open. A muscular, grey-skinned man with a tall dorsal fin merged with his head stomped in. His irises were transparent while his mouth two series of razor-sharp teeth filled his mouth. A latex tiger bodysuit was tight against his strapping body and squeaked as he moved.

“Well, well, ain’t that that bitch Carole Baskin?” greeted the shark-man.

Another man with a brown beard and a khaki jacket stood up from his chair and gawked at the shark-man.

“Todd?!” questioned the bearded man in shock.

“Ah, Doctor Lemuel Datdass.” The man named Todd leered. “The last time I saw you’ve murdered my wife and tried to kill me too.” Todd licked his lips and stepped forward. “I’m gonna have fun ripping your heart out with my teeth.”

Ben put his crook out of the guitar case and ran with Jake and Steve in front of the doctor.

“We won’t let you eat Datdass!” announced Ben.

Everyone goggled at Ben with wide eyes.

“Oh really?” purred Todd. “Then you’ll have to face the Army of Evil!”

A hissing resonated as a scaled woman with an Amazonian body slinked in. A green pillbox hat topped her long red hair. A veil and tights of a fishnet material respectively covered her upper face and legs. The only piece of fabric on her was a short satin dress of the same color as her hat.

A customer catcalled her as she strutted inside the bar.

“Shut the fuck up,” she told him with a death stare.

The customer looked down and closed his mouth.

Jake and Steve exchanged looks and said together, “You’re Esmeralda, the snake woman from Carefree!”

“You can call me Princess Python now,” replied Esmeralda, with a rattle of the tongue.

“But you’re a rattlesnake,” retorted Ben. “Shouldn’t we call you Rattlesnake Royalty or something like this?”

Esmeralda looked at Todd, who shouted at her, “I told you, that name makes no sense!”

Another woman, with yellow scarab-like skin, entered the bar. She hovered above the ground thanks to her four membranous wings. 

“I am Dragonfly, daughter of Mourning Prey,” she introduced herself.

“Mourning Prey? Isn’t it that giant butterfly from that video game you play with Ben?” Steve asked Jake.

“You’ve killed my mother, and I’m here to avenger her death!” proclaimed Dragonfly.

Jake winced a bit. “Killed her? Komoder killed her!” 

Todd facepalmed while Dragonfly stared at a wall.

“Well… Um-... You’ve killed the man who has killed my mother, so I’ll make you pay for this!” she yelled.

A man with a green sea foam bodysuit jumped next to Dragonfly. Tentacles came out of his back and stretched out his costume. A series of holes were on the level of the tentacles.

“I hope you got guts for it because you’re about to face the power of the Squid!” He put out a woodwind instrument. “And the menacing melody of his clarinet!”

“We’re so fucked,” muttered Todd. “And I am Tiger Shark, blah blah blah, beware, blah blah blah, you’ll never beat us, blah blah blah...”

Lissa leaped off the stage and landed next to Jake’s group. She then removed her mask and revealed that hair covered her face.

“Aah!” screamed a female customer. “Carole Baskin has killed her cats and is wearing their skins!”

“I’m not the real Carole Baskin!” shouted Lissa.

The young woman removed her gloves and brandished out of them furry claws.

“Army of Evil, attack!” ordered Tiger Shark.

Tiger Shark charged at the doctor, but Steve stepped in front of the doctor and pushed Tiger Shark away with his shield. Meanwhile, Lissa had pounced on Dragonfly’s back and covered her eyes while Esmeralda elongated her neck to bite Lissa. Jake took a quick breath and extended his left arm toward Esmeralda. He instantly released translucent vibrations which made the floorboards under Esmeralda collapse, trapping her left feet and making her stumble.

“Ouch! I’ve bitten my tongue!” moaned Esmeralda.

Todd wrestled against Steve, who was invisible to him while the Squid blew with his clarinet a beat similar to Squidward Nose by Cupcakke.

“Squid, what the fuck are you doin’?!” questioned Todd.

“I’m using my clarinet to distract our foes. It’s called a mental attack,” replied the Squid.

Steve rammed his shield against Todd’s arms, who grunted, “Your fuckin’ clarinet’s about as useful as a pair of glasses for a mole! Use your fuckin’ tentacles!”

The Squid sighed and dropped his clarinet. Whereas, Ben sprung off a table and swung the top of his staff at Dragonfly, who was blinded by Lissa. Dragonfly yelped and crashed against a statue. All of a sudden, two tentacles coiled around Ben and choked him.

“That brainless meathead. He has no idea what art is,” said the Squid under his breath.

“Argh!” groaned Ben. “Pers- personally, I- I really liked yo- your music.”

The Squid smiled and brought Ben closer to him.

“Really?!” asked the Squid.

Ben bobbed his head, which was turning purple, and said, “I- I h- have a book. C- could y- you sign-”

“An autograph?!” yelled the Squid. “Of course!”

The tentacles released Ben, who gasped for air. He then handed to the Squid a Japanese magazine titled Naughty Tentacles. One of the Squid’s tentacles picked up a pen as he opened the book.

“So, what’s your na-” His mouth opened wide as he read the book. “Holy calamari! My eyes are cursed!”

Ben struck down his staff at the Squid’s head and knocked him out.

Then Ben walked toward Jake, who dodged Esmeralda as she snapped her fangs at him.

“I’ll get you…” Esmeralda struggled to keep her eyes open. “For throwing vinegar at me…”

Esmeralda limped around and gasped for air while her tongue swelled. She soon fell and passed out. 

“Wow, that was easy,” noted Jake. 

Todd wrestled with Steve until he noticed Jake, Ben, and Lissa had defeated his entire team. 

“Whatever…” Todd drooped his arms and said, “Invisible Man or whoever you are, just punch me and end this already. “

Steve raised an eyebrow and replied, “Alright, son.”

Captain America punched Todd and sent him flying out of the bar. Soon after, a police patrol of Bisbee, the town Jake and his friends sojourned in, arrived with cops who handcuffed the Army of Evil. 

“You know, I honestly liked what you did with your clarinet,” Ben told the Squid, who had two eyepatches on.

The latter beamed and asked, “Really?” 

“Yeah, do you know what a one-man band is?” wondered Ben. “With your tentacles, you could easily become one.”

“A one-man band?” The Squid raised his chin while a lamp turned on above his head. “This is a brilliant idea!” 

The police officers escorted the Squid inside a car while they put Tiger Shark in another.

“Where’s Datdass?” Jake asked a cop.

“Oh, he did some freaky experiments on people, so we’ve arrested him too,” answered the police officer.

“And is he in the same car as Tiger Shark?” asked Ben.

The cop shrugged and replied, “Yeah, why?”

Screamings sounded outside as one of the cars shook and blood splattered on its windshield. 

“Back up! Datdass is gettin’ eaten! I repeat, Datdass is gettin’ eaten!” the cop shouted at his chest radio.

The police officers opened the car and shot tranquilizer darts at its passengers while Jake and his group headed down an alley. They crossed paths with Sister Marjorie in the middle of it as she carried around a piece of luggage. 

“Hey grandma,” said Jake. “You’re goin’ already?”

“Hi.” Sister Marjorie paused a moment before she said, “Grandson…”

The two stared at each other in complete silence.

“I should go, gotta catch that train.” Sister Marjorie walked past Jake.

“Grandma, wait!” called Jake. “C- can you tell me a bit about mom?”

Sister Marjorie stopped in her tracks and slowly put down her luggage.

“Your mom…” Sister Marjorie closed her eyes and smiled a bit. “She was like you, she was like... Sam… A ball of sunshine, lighting up any room she walked in.”

Jake chuckled a little. “Me? That sounds more like Ben, honestly.”

Sister Marjorie looked at Ben asked, “So is this the boy who makes so happy?”

“Yes,” replied Jake.

“Then, I wish to you two the best,” said Sister Marjorie as she stepped forward and grabbed their hands. “Enjoy and cherish the time you have together, so you won’t have any regret.”

“We will,” said Jake. “Thanks, grandma.”

Jake’s grandma patted his shoulder and said, “Maybe we could see us again if you want to?”

“That would be great,” replied Jake.

“Good…” Sister Marjorie glanced down before she looked back at her grandson. “Jake, this world is… hard and cruel… But I want you to stay strong, okay?”

Jake nodded and said, “Okay.”

Sister Marjorie stood up and picked up her luggage as she trod away. Then she paused again and took one more glimpse at Jake to wave at him, and left. Whereas, Andrea was heading the same way and chatted with Lissa.

“So, you’re really leavin’?” asked Lissa.

Andrea pinched her lips and replied, “I have to. I’ve already called my dad, but I need to talk to him in person…” She lowered her head. “And also pay for what I did.”

Lissa held her friend by the upper arms and said, “Do you want to… stay in contact, after all of this?”

“Of course,” said Andrea with a small smile.

“It’s so awkward that you have to see me like this,” apologized Lissa.

“Don’t be sorry!” retorted Andrea. “It’s… I… I should show you somethin’.”

Andrea pulled up her left pant leg and revealed crystalline skin underneath.

“What’s that?” wondered Lissa.

“No idea.” Andrea shook her head. “All I know is that my ankle had been like that ever since I got de-frozen.” She gazed down the alley as the wheels of a train squeaked in the distance. “I should go.”

Andrea stepped forward, but Lissa ran after her and exclaimed, “Andrea! T-… take care.”

“You too,” replied Andrea before she walked away.

The group watched as Andrea and Sister Marjorie both left and disappeared between the many-hued houses of Bisbee. 

“You’re doin’ okay, Jake?” Steve asked his grandson.

“Yeah.” Jake exhaled. “Much better than earlier.”

“You’re thinking about something?” wondered Ben.

Jake put his hands on his waist and said, “It’s not really important, but I was just thinkin’... If I had a hero name, what would it be?”

Ben and Steve both grinned and exclaimed, “You want to be a superhero?!”

“No, hell no!” mumbled Jake as he blushed. “I was just wonderin’...”

Steve rubbed his chin and suggested, “How about Kid Magik?”

“Grandpa, I told you I’m twenty-one,” retorted Jake.

“Man-bitch,” said Lissa.

“No,” replied Jake with a scowl.

Ben pinched his lips and checked around them. His eyes then focused on a pair of blue birds on a tree.

“How about Richter? He drew some animals in a book I’ve read before,” proposed Ben.

“I think it’s also related to earthquakes or somethin’ like that,” added Steve.

“Richter?” Jake crossed his arms. “Not bad… I’ll keep it in mind just in case.”

“In case of what?” wondered Ben.

Jake sighed and rolled his eyes. “In case I wanna become a superhero one day.”

Ben and Steve high-fived while Jake gawked at them.

“Hey, I said that just in case. It doesn’t mean I will,” replied Jake.

“Well, you and Ben would a cute couple of superheroes,” said Lissa.

“The adventures of Ritcher and Bo Peep,” said Steve with a wide gesture.

Jake wrapped his left arm around Ben and said, “I guess that makes you the sidekick.”

“Hey! I’ve got more experience than you,” retorted Ben.

“I love you,” said Jake as he kissed his boyfriend

“I love you too,” replied Ben as he kissed him back.

 

Chapter 34: The Secret Fire

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Ben rubbed his eyes and yawned while he put toothpaste on two brushes. He then picked up the white one and rubbed his gums. Suddenly, a sturdy arm wrapped around Ben’s waist and pulled him back. A warm and slightly wet touch pecked Ben’s head.

“Hey, gorgeous,” said Jake, in his underwear, before he used the black toothbrush for his teeth.

“Hey, handsome,” replied Ben as brought his body closer to Jake.

Jake chuckled, hugged Ben, and said, “Fuck, I love you so much.”

Ben rinsed his mouth and asked with a shaking voice, “For real?”

Jake nodded. “I could literally punch the Mt. Rushmore just to build your face on it.”

“Wow!” exclaimed Ben. “Well, I could… I could fight an army of monkeys with chainsaws for you.”

Jake spat toothpaste down the sink and said, “And I could punch an asteroid in half for you.”

Ben smiled and said, “And I could fight giant chickens with chainsaws for you.”

“And I could punch my fist into an asteroid made of chickens with chainsaws for you,” replied Jake with a smirk.

“And I could fist a bunch of asteroid-sized cocks for you,” declared Ben.

Jake gawked at Ben with bugged-out eyes. He then burst out laughing while Ben watched him.

“Did I say somethin’ weird?” wondered Ben.

Jake kissed Ben and said, “You’re the best.”

Ben blushed and replied, “You’re also the best.”

“No, I am the best,” asserted Blackheart.

The two young men turned around and saw Blackheart standing naked under the doorway with only his helmet on.

“WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT?!” yelled Jake.

“I think it’s an erection,” answered Ben.

“I know what an erection is, and don’t look at it!” Jake covered Ben’s eyes before he glanced at Blackheart. “Why are you dres- Why are you not dressed?!”

Blackheart walked closer while Jake threw a towel at him.

“Since you two are sexual deviants, I thought this would get your attention,” explained Blackheart.

“Go fuck yourself with your ‘sexual deviants’!” barked Jake.

“Yeah, that’s wrong. Our erections never deviate,” added Ben.

“Ben, not now,” whispered Jake before he told Blackheart, “Go put some clothes on.”

Blackheart huffed. “Meet me in the hallway. We have matters to discuss,” he said as he left the room. “Oh, and you don’t have to have clothes on.”

Jake and Ben exchanged looks before they headed to a nearby closet. They grabbed some clothes and dressed up while Steve phased into the room.

“Jake? Why would you do that?” questioned Steve.

“Huh?” Jake raised an eyebrow. “What are you talkin’ about?”

Steve gestured at the hallway. “I just saw Blackheart leavin’ your room with a… well.” He pinched his lips and mumbled, “With a lot of excitement.”

“Wait, are you sayin’ that Ben and I had a threesome with Blackheart?” asked Jake.

“Um- no…” He scratched his hair. “Sorry, it just… looked like it…”

“Steve, c’mon! We would never do that,” said Jake.

“Right, we only have threesomes with chandelier,” added Ben.

Steve’s mouth dropped wide open.

“We were drunk, okay?” clarified Jake. 

Jake and Ben finished getting ready while Steve tried to avoid looking at the chandelier in the hallway. Once they were done, they left their room and meet up with Lissa in the hallway.

“Am I the only one who saw a Darth Vader stripper haunting the hallways with his light saber? wondered Lissa.

“Let’s not talk about this,” replied Jake.

“Ah, you’re finally ready,” said a baritone voice.

A brawny blonde man ambled toward them. He had a long crew cut and a white three-piece suit with blue details. A silver clip with a chiseled rose glinted on his orange necktie, similar to the zippers of the huge backpack he held with one hand.

“Who are you?” asked Lissa with a smile.

He raised his sunglasses and revealed completely white eyes under them. 

“Surprise,” greeted Blackheart before he put his glasses back on. “We need to talk about Jezebel.”

“Why? I thought she was the weakest,” said Jake.

Blackheart shrugged. “She is. But Greylight’s death has… well… Lit a fire inside her,” he explained. “You might need some info about her. Unless you one thousand degrees burns.”

“Go ahead, tell us anythin’ helpful about She-Bitch,” ordered Lissa.

“Firstly, as Jake might already know, she can shapeshift into other people,” declared Blackheart. “But don’t worry about doppelgangers, she can’t turn people who already exist.”

“Why?” asked Jake.

“She’s horrendous in magic,” answered Blackheart. “Also, she is technically immortal thanks to the idiots who worship her.”

“Is there a way to end her immortality?” questioned Ben.

“Yes. By killing all of her followers,” said Blackheart.

Jake furrowed his brows and said, “That’s insane.”

“Eh, I found it rather fun,” replied Blackheart. “I guess there could be another way since we’re stuck here…” Blackheart rubbed his chin and smirked. “Ah, I forgot. Good old gaslighting.”

“Gaslightin’?” Jake grimaced. “What do you mean?”

“Perhaps, dear Ben could explain this for us?” suggested Blackheart while Ben glared at him. “I used to play this game on Jezebel when we were children.”

“That’s awful,” scolded Lissa.

Blackheart hand waved. “I agree. It does get boring after the sixth mental breakdown... Oh, or I guess destroying the idols used to worship her would work too.” Blackheart before he unzipped the backpack. “Now that everything’s clear, here are some outfits to trick Jezebel.”

He handed them some pieces of clothing and a makeup kit. Ben finished dressing up first and now had on a flat yet voluminous redhead wig with a purple headband. He then adjusted the lime bow and brushed away the dust on his short-sleeved thigh-length violet dress.

“It’s nice, I don’t feel stuck in it,” commented Ben.

“At least yours doesn’t make you look like a total dumbass,” groaned Jake.

The latter wore an orange cap with a tank top and cargo shorts of the same color. His accessories were crocs without holes, an orange jacket tied around his waist, scrunchies on his left wrist, a shell necklace, fake glasses, and a denim cap with googly eyes.

“You look like a Baywatch reject or someone postin’ an apology video months after sayin’ an offensive joke,” said Lissa.

Lissa had a brown face mask on, with a blue choker and a golden pendant. She clad herself with a brown jacket, an azure crop top, and pants of the same tint as her jacket.

“Jake, Ben, look!” called Steve as he phased into the hallway.

The two young men headed toward Steve as a green aura glowed throughout the latter’s immaterial body. 

“What’s up with you?” wondered Jake with a slight grimace.

“I’ve just discovered that I could do this,” explained Steve. “Red light,” said Steve as his body turned red. “Green light.” His body turned back green. 

Jake stared at him with half-shut eyes and said, “That’s the most useless power I’ve ever seen.”

“I disagree,” said Ben. “This power could be useful one day.”

Steve smiled and replied, “Oh, thanks, Ben.”

“You’re welcome. I’m pretty sure that if we ever meet -a ghost or someone who- huh- can see non-alive people and…” Ben rubbed the back of his neck. “And can only be defeated by seeing red and green lights… Which actually has low chances of happening…”

Steve’s smile lessened as he drooped his shoulders.

“So yeah…” Ben pursed his lips and walked away.

Jake and his friends left the hotel with Blackheart and arrived in front of the RV, which was now entirely black. Ben widened his eyes and ogled at his transformed vehicle.

“You won’t be surprised to see that I’ve also changed the RV,” said Blackheart.

Ben shot daggers at Blackheart and said, “You could’ve asked us before.”

“I’m the one makin’ decisions now,” informed Blackheart. “Deal with it.”

“When is he leaving?” Ben whispered to Jake.

“I was wonderin’ the same thing,” replied Jake.

Blackheart pulled a sheet of paper out of his suit. “So, I’ve taken the liberty of giving each of you a seat.”

He showed them a map of the RV in a bird’s-eye view. Jake’s name was at the back with Lissa’s, while Blackheart’s name was on the passenger seat, and Ben was the driver. Whereas Steve’s name was under a tombstone.

Ben snatched the paper away. “Stop trying to control everything!”

“You three, and that ghost, almost all got killed by Jezebel,” said Blackheart. “You’re clearly in desperate need of a leader.”

“Don’t you have people to kill or torture?” questioned Lissa. “Go do that instead of bein’ a pain in the ballsack!”

Blackheart chuckled and slouched on the passenger seat. “Without you, my brother would still be alive. So I’ll spare you this time.”

“Spare us your shit-eatin’ face then, and go away,” ordered Jake.

Blackheart smirked and bobbed at the steering wheel. “Ben? The RV won’t drive itself on its own.”

Ben leaned forward and said, “Fuck you.” 

Jake smiled at Ben before he looked at Blackheart and said, “If you wanna stay with us, you better cut that bitchy attitude.”

“What do you mean?” wondered Blackheart. “This is the nicest I’ve ever been.”

“I can actually trust on him on that,” muttered Steve.

“We’re not your slaves or whatever you’re used to spending time with,” said Jake. “We don’t have to deal with you.”

Blackheart sighed. “Fine, I’ll just take the limousine instead.” He stepped out of the RV and grunted, “You mortals are so sensitive anyway…” He stomped away and murmured out loud, “I’ve wasted my time for those lowly beings, and that’s how they thank me? Ungrateful inferiorities.”

“Thank God, he’s gone,” rejoiced Jake. “And let’s also celebrate Ben's first time saying ‘Fuck you’ to someone.”

Jake wrapped his left arm around Ben’s shoulders and pecked him on the cheek while Lissa and Steve clapped for him.

“That won’t happen again,” said Ben.

“Oh it will,” retorted Jake. “I want you to throw some ‘dumbass’ and ‘motherfucker’ around.”

“Motherfucker?” Ben winced a bit. “What if they saw their mother die in front of them, wouldn’t it be rude to tell them to have sexual intercourse with their dead mom?”

Jake glanced away. “Well, put like that…”

A crimson vortex opened under them and the RV. Jake’s group and the vehicle fell through it before they landed in the middle of a road.

“Welcome to the northwest of Mariposa,” announced Blackheart as he walked out of a nearby limousine. “Three towns away from Middletown, where Jezebel is.”

“And why you didn’t just drop us at Middletown?” asked Lissa.

“Because I can’t,” replied Blackheart. “That would be obvious if you tried to think.”

“Jeez, you really can’t say anythin’ without being an asshole,” said Jake. “And why you can’t do teleport us here?”

Blackheart shot a bolt of dark lightning at the ground, which chiseled a symbol on it.

“Because of these things, you call runes,” answered Blackheart. “The good news is that once I’ll get near Jezebel’s, I’ll be able to twist them against her.” Blackheart walked back inside his limousine. “I would’ve told you more about these runes, but since my higher knowledge is too unbearable for you, I’ll keep it for myself.”

Blackheart slammed shut his car door while Jake, Ben, Lissa, and Steve gawked at him.

“Did we just vex an overlord?” wondered Lissa.

The group headed back inside the RV and followed Blackheart’s limousine. The large car then skidded and crashed into a tree while Blackheart jumped out of it. Blackheart ran next to the RV with perfectly straight hands as Ben lowered his window.

“What happened?” asked Ben.

“I’ve killed the chauffeur,” answered Blackheart.

“Huh? Why would you do that?!” questioned Ben.

“It was either this or tearing off your tongues,” said Blackheart.

Ben stared at Blackheart and replied, “You should try meditation.”

“This guy’s crazy,” muttered Jake.

“I think we’ve hurt his feelings,” said Ben as he closed his window. “Maybe we should try explaining to him why he shouldn’t talk to people that way.”

“Ben, Blackheart’s an asshole and that won’t change,” said Lissa.

“I don’t understand.” Ben looked into the rear-view mirror. “You’ve said that Jake was an asshole and has changed.”

Jake glared at Lissa and shouted, “You’ve said that?!”

“Hello? You broke up with me by text,” replied Lissa. “And Ben, it’s not the same thing. Jake was a pressed asshole, but thanks to you he’s looser. Meanwhile, Blackheart’s a straight evil asshole.”

“I agree with Lissa,” added Jake. “I think it’s better if we didn’t try talking to him.”

“But I thought people were free of being whoever they want?” wondered Ben.

“Ben, I think it’s different with Blackheart,” said Steve. “He did... some things that put him way beyond the way of redemption.”

“You’re… you’re right,” said Ben. “I’m sorry if I said anything stupid.”

“Don’t be sorry,” replied Jake. “You just wanted to help.”

Ben and Jake smiled and held each other’s hand. The RV then passed by an old gas station decorated with neon tubes and named Harter Doll and Toy Museum. A bulldozer rammed into its left wall as they drove by a group of construction workers. Blackheart jogged in front of the vehicle and Ben slowed down.

“What’s goin’ on?” asked Jake.

“I sense a strong concentration of corrupted energy around here, which means that one of Jezebel’s worship supplies’ near,” explained Blackheart.

“Does it mean that the town’s in danger too?” wondered Ben.

“Who cares?” Blackheart shrugged.

“But-”

“The best would be that we split up and visit the town,” said Blackheart. “I propose that Lissa, Jake, and that ghost who’s with him make one team, while I and Ben are the other.”

Lissa sighed. “I can’t believe I’m sayin’ this, but it’s not a bad idea.”

Jake and Ben stared at her.

“What?” exclaimed Jake.

“Ben’s the only one who has the patience to talk with Crackheart,” justified Lissa. “And yeah, I know that he totally wants to fuck your boyfriend-”

“I’ve no idea what you’re talkin’ about,” replied Blackheart

“... But Ben’s smart enough to not buy his bullshit,” pursued Lissa.

Jake and Ben looked at each other with a saddened expression.

“Stay safe,” urged Ben.

“You too,” replied Jake.

The two hugged and kissed before Jake handed his phone to Ben. Ben glanced one more time at Jake and walked away. Jake did the same later, but Ben was already gone. 

Chapter 35: Tommy has a Teddy Bear

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Ben frowned and crossed his arms as he followed Blackheart on a dirt road lined with fan palms. 

They stepped to the side as a family strolled from the other way. Ben watched with droopy eyes the parents holding their son’s hands as the family chatted. Ben observed the warm and protective smile of the father, the mother’s voice laced with love and kindness, and the children’s eyes filled with stars and hope. 

Clouds followed the family’s steps as it cast sunlight over them and darkness over the others. Ben trembled a bit as an icy shiver hollowed his soul.

“I despise them too,” said Blackheart.

“Huh?” Ben snapped back to reality. “What do you mean?”

“I knew…” Blackheart gazed at the sky. “I knew there was somethin’ in your eyes that told me…” Blackheart looked at Ben and asked, “Harsh childhood, right?”

Ben flinched and stopped dead in his tracks. 

He stared at Blackheart and replied, “You too?”

“I guess.” Blackheart chuckled. “What’s your story?”

“I don’t know where to start,” explained Ben. “Do- Do you know this feeling where you feel like something’s wrong? The feeling that you should dislike something, but they just tell you to do it, anyway...”

“So you do it to make them proud,” continued Blackheart. “And you keep doin’ it, over and over… Like a good soldier.” 

Ben pinched his lips and eyed Blackheart, who smiled at him. The two of them then arrived in front of a garden adorned with angel statues each made of a different material. There was a wax statue, another made of doll parts, and another made of glass shards. 

“Hm. Jezebel could be one of these,” said Blackheart.

“She can turn into objects too?” asked Ben.

“As long as it has a human form,” answered Blackheart. “Here’s the trick though, Jezebel has sacrificed a part of herself to gain immortality.”

“Which part was it?” wondered Ben.

Blackheart scanned the ground and said, “Her shadow.”

Ben looked at the grass. “So, does it mean her idols have no shadow either?”

“Precisely,” replied Blackheart.

The door of a nearby caravan opened before a man with baggy eyes and a dirty beard came out of it. He wore blacksmith gloves and a denim apron. 

“Try to act natural,” whispered Blackheart as the man walked toward them. “Greetings, mediocre life stain! How do you plan on making your existence even more miserable today?”

“I don’t think that’s a natural way of greeting people,” commented Ben.

“What do you want from me?” questioned the man.

“Nothing, we just wanted to check your statues,” said Ben.

The man smiled. “Oh, my angels?” He extended his hand and shook theirs. “I’m Ludwig Vandoom. Come inside, we’ve much to talk about.”

Ludwig stepped back inside his caravan, while Blackheart put a bone out of his left pant pocket and turned it into a sword.

“Hmm, what if I made a statue out of his corpse?” Blackheart whispered to himself.

Ben raised his right arm in front of Blackheart and said, “Don’t… M- murder would attract attention.”

Blackheart grunted and camouflaged his sword. They followed Ludwig and discovered a wheeled house filled with wax figures. Each of the pieces of furniture was a wax statue, such as the chairs or the table.

“So… Has anythin’ weird happened around?” questioned Ben. “Like people without shadows, strange worshipping, or a woman with pink skin and horns?”

Ludwig grimaced a little. “What? Sounds eccentric to me,” he said as he served tea from a pot made out of Queen Victoria’s head. “The only curious thing was that hell-sent mayor who closed the museum.” He huffed. “All of this to replace it with a Kingdom Hearts museum.”

“A what?” wondered Ben.

A crash resonated outside and they stepped out of the caravan. Shattered glass and limbs lied on the grass while the doll statue had disappeared.

“No! This can’t be!” yelled Ludwig as he dropped on all fours. “I bet the mayor’s behind it…”

Ben analyzed the scene. A trickle of wax poured down a severed finger and spelled Pater autem mendacium. Animam eorum. Jake’s phone vibrated and Ben looked at it.

“Jake’s with the mayor,” read Ben. “We should rejoin them.”

Blackheart smirked and said, “Things are getting interesting after all.” 

On the other side of the town, a danger sign loomed over Jake as he walked past it. They followed a blonde man with a blue coat and a bowl hat of the same color. The young man looked to the side with a frown.

“Hey, Jake, you’re okay?” asked Steve.

“Yeah…” murmured Jake. “I just…” He gazed at his phone and smiled a bit. “It’s Ben.”

“Did he text somethin’?” questioned Steve as he leaned forward.

Jake squinted and read, “Dlk?Admql;dap’àpnkm.” 

An expression of confusion appeared on Steve’s face as he said, “Is it slang or a code between you two?” 

“I’m… not… sure…” replied Jake.

“Why are we followin’ this guy?” asked Lissa as she gestured at the man in front of them.

“... And then Woody called him a loser with no friends,” told the man with the bowl hat as he toured them around the town. 

Jake scratched his head and replied, “Well, normally we show up and some shit goes down, so I’m not sure…” He gestured at the man. “He’s the mayor, so he could tell us somethin’ useful.”

“Does he look like he has anythin’ useful to say?” asked Lissa.

“... And then Mickey asked about the door to darkness,” said the mayor.

“What is he even the mayor?” wondered Lissa.

The mayor stopped in front of a little boy who played with a teddy bear.

“Hey, buddy, aren’t you tired of playing with a fake bear?” The mayor asked the child. “We got three libraries around, and each of them got books with real bears in them!”

“I don’t know...” replied the boy with shifty eyes.

“C’mon,” answered the mayor. “Go tell your parents to buy one or two books for you.”

“Edwin!” shouted a grey-haired woman who stomped toward them. “You need to drop that damn car at the junkyard!” 

“Eunice, c’mon, you’re n-”

“You’re never listenin’,” she cut him off. “Just like always…”

Edwin looked down and closed his eyes.

“What’s going on?” inquired Jake.

“Eunice, my wi-” He paused. “My ex-wife, she thinks our dwarf car’s haunted.”

Jake and his friends exchanged looks and walked after the mayor until they arrived in front of his house which had a white race car parked in front of it. The height of the vehicle was at their waist level. A drawing of flames shaped into a sixty-six number. Rust had gnawed at its front paint, giving it the aspect of a diseased mouth which had bitten off its lips. A red Chevrolet was next to the dwarf one, but its passenger door had been rammed in. 

“Look!” shouted Eunice as she pointed at the Chevrolet. “Molly’s car did this!”

Edwin knit his brows and yelled, “Don’t talk about Molly!”

“It’s been five years, Ed,” replied Eunice. “You n-” She gawked inside the dwarf car. “And it has taken my credit card!”

Eunice slammed open the door of the dwarf car as she crouched. Its metallic door scraped against the ground while she crawled inside. The dusty seats creaked as she got further into the vehicle. The engine screeched as the radio of the car turned on and played a piece of children’s music. The car door closed on her.

“Eunice!” shouted Edwin.

Jake, his friends, and the mayor pushed the car handles, but its door would not open. 

Steve punched its windows and said, “What’s that thing made of?!”

The bonnet of the car folded down the middle as it twisted its skeleton into a smile. Its fissured headlights glowed while its front wheels drove backward and its back wheels rolled forward. The car paint flaked off as it tremored. 

“Get me out of here!” begged Eunice.

Black smoke spat out of its exhaust pipe as numbers and letters fell off its license plate until it spelled D1E . Steve hit its windows again, but its cracks healed just after. The car roof wrinkled and creased before it bent down into pleats that pointed at Eunice. Its backseat and the dashboards moved closer to each other and constricted against Eunice who clawed her hands on every side.

“Ed! Please!” she pleaded.

Edwin trembled and kept trying to budge the car door in vain. The bar of the car was now completely compressed as its windows bust open. Steve, Jake, Lissa, and the mayor rushed toward Eunice, but belts slithered around the woman and tied her up. The voices of the children singing through the radio distorted into a fiendish choir as the radio constricted. Edwin pulled Eunice by the right arm while Jake and his friends tried to cut the belts with shards of glass, but its fabric kept sewing itself back.

Eunice held Edwin’s hand and cried, ”Ed... I don’t wanna die…”  

The car’s metallic body progressively covered the woman’s face as it swallowed her. Her arm protruded out of it and shook while Eunice’s screams were muffled and choked. Bones crunched as Eunice’s arm stopped to move and a trail of blood dripped out of the hole it stuck out of. The mayor let go of Eunice’s hand and let it fall against the car crushed into a cube.

Tears ran down Edwin’s face as he stumbled away from the car. Jake shook his head and ground his teeth as he watched the macabre scene.

“Jake!” called Ben from far away.

Ben and Blackheart raced toward them and stared at the remains of the car.

“Wh- what happened?” asked Ben.

“I’ve no idea,” replied Jake. “The car just… it moved on its own and…” He let out a deep breath before he smiled a bit. “I’m glad you’re okay.”

“I’m glad you’re also okay,” said Ben.

“Oh, I can feel another cluster of corrupted energy,” declared Blackheart as he brushed his right ear. “There.”

Blackheart walked toward the mayor’s house while Jake eyed him.

“You know what is he doin’?” questioned Jake.

“He can sense where Jezebel more or less is,” replied Ben. “Oh, she has no shadow.”

Ben and Jake walked back toward the mayor.

“Wh- what do I do?” mumbled Edwin. “Do I call the police or…”

“Sir, I think it’s more than that,” replied Jake. “Where to even start…”

“Could you tell us more about the car?” inquired Ben.

The mayor sighed and glanced at the dwarf car. “It… it was supposed to be a gift for my daughter… I lost her five years ago.”

“I’m sorry,” said Jake.

“Thank you,” said the mayor with a low voice.

House alarms resonated in the distance while people.

“Wh- what’s happenin’?” muttered Edwin.

“Nice sculpture,” said Blackheart as he pointed at Eunice’s crushed corpse. 

The mayor’s face crumpled while Jake and Ben glared at Blackheart.

“What? I was tryin’ to be nice,” murmured Blackheart before he looked back at the mayor. “So, mortal, do you have any place of worship in your house?”

Edwin raised an eyebrow. “Huh?” 

“You know, an altar with animal heads, dead babies, or-”

Jake pulled back Blackheart and asked him, “What’s the deal with you?”

“The faster we find Jezebel’s idol, the faster we can leave,” replied Blackheart.

“Why? Would destroyin’ it stop the toys from attackin’ everyone?” asked Jake.

Blackheart handwaved. “Who cares? Let them play, we’re here to weaken Jezebel.”

“No, you’re the one here for that,” retorted Jake. “We’re here to save people from the bullshits you and your siblings have created! How about you stop bossin’ us around and try to be helpful for onc-”

Blackheart snapped his fingers. “Great idea! I’ll look around for the idol, while you’ll distract the townspeople like pet monkeys.”

“You’ve listened to nothin’ I’ve just said,” replied Jake with a dejected face.

“You were talkin’?” wondered Blackheart. “Anyway, nice input, Jake.” He tapped Jake’s back and walked away.

“So, what’s the plan now?” asked Lissa.

Jake crossed his arms and inhaled. 

“What’s the most crowded place here?” Jake questioned the mayor.

Edwin rubbed his face and said, “Um- many people have left. So, I guess the school’s the only crowded place here.”

“Alright, let’s go here,” ordered Jake.

Jake and his friends raced through the empty town. Toy cars rolled on their own across the streets. All of a sudden, two women ran toward them. One of them had red hair and glasses on, while the other was a brunette with a sports suit.

“You have to help the kids!” shouted the redheaded woman as she held her slashed left arm. “These things have invaded the school and-”

“My son has run away, please help him!” yelled the blonde woman at the same time.

“One at a time,” demanded Jake. “Where’s your son?” he asked the blonde mother.

“At the back of the school,” answered the mother.

“I think we should split up again,” suggested Ben.

Jake sighed. “Alright, you and Lissa go to the front, me and Steve’ll handle the back.”

Ben nodded and kissed Jake before they split up again. Ben and Lissa ran along the main street until they arrived in front of a one-story concrete building. Giant pencils were used as columns while Barclay Elementary School glinted at its top in bronze letters. Its glass doors had been busted open while clawing marks tainted its entrance. Ben and Lissa hid behind a column and peeped at the school. Ben clutched at his chest and panted a little as he gazed at a bush with flowers.

“You’re okay?” worried Lissa.

“I’ll try.” Ben breathed quickly. “Jake and I had to split up a lot recently and it’s kind of hard to handle.”

Lissa tapped Ben’s left arm and said, “I’ll make sure you two get back together.”

Ben smiled a bit and bobbed his head. Then, they both edged into the school and hid behind lockers. Some of them were open while books and even a pair of glasses lied on the ceramic floor. A gigantic shadow loomed at the left of an intersection yards away from them. A janitor's closet opened at the same time and a little boy with black hair peeked his head out of it. Lissa gestured to the child to hide and he closed back the door behind him. Sunlight from the other end of the hallway blurred their vision as an immense figure stomped in. It looked around before it turned its head toward the janitor's closet and walked toward it. Lissa and Ben looked at each other with fearful eyes as the creature lifted its left paw near the door handle. 

Ben picked up a book and threw it outside against a shard of glass, which produced a shattering sound. The creature snapped its face toward them and walked toward them. Ben put his index finger against his lips and Lissa nodded to him while the thing’s footfalls became louder. The two held their breath and Ben aligned his staff behind the locker while Lissa gripped the spray can and lighter in her hands as a disheveled mass of hair appeared. 

A monstrous teddy bear stood between them. 

Its skin had been pulled inside out and revealed a pair of reversed button eyes and a gouged out maw with cotton dripping out of it like foam. Needles protruded out of its arms while its entire body was covered by sparse patches of fur over its sewn skin. Lissa moved one of her hands over her mouth as her eyes darted at the bear’s belly. A net membrane allowed a full view of its hollow stomach as children wriggled inside it.

Chapter 36: The Terrible Toy

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Muffled screams sounded as children wrestled against their mouth gags and the skipping ropes that tied them up. They kicked at the insides of the monster teddy bear that had swallowed them, but it did not react. Ben and Lissa observed them while the former counted with his right hand. Once it reached zero, Lissa screamed and the bear gazed at her. Ben lifted his staff and impaled the bear’s right arm into the floor before he slid under it. The bear slashed Lissa’s jacket as she ran away from it. Ben unsheathed a knife out of his skirt and cut open the creature’s belly. 

“Lissa, now!” shouted Ben.

The young man yanked the children out of the bear while Lissa moved up her lighter and spray can. She pressed the can and flame spat against the bear as they engulfed its head. It flailed around its arms covered by needles while Ben and the children crouched under them. Lissa then poured a bottle of essential oil all over the bear, which fed the fire and let it consume the toy. 

A redheaded woman ran into the school while the bear dropped against the ground. 

“Thank God, you’re safe!” yelled the woman as she hugged the children.

“I think it’s dead,” said Ben as he cut off its head. 

The janitor closet opened and a child walked out of it to join his friends.

“Th- thank you for saving us,” said one of them.

“Where are the others?” asked their teacher.

“The toys...” said a little girl. “They took them into the basement.”

“Take them somewhere safe,” ordered Lissa. “We’ll save the others.”

The teacher nodded and walked away with the children. Ben smelled the air a bit and smiled as he looked at the bottle of essential oil.

“Oh, is it lavender?” asked Ben.

“Yeah,” replied Lissa “Much better than this fucking lemongrass, right?”

They walked further into the hallway and Ben winced.

“Ach, I thought it would’ve been a good idea to high-five each other and say ‘Fuck lemongrass’ at the same time, but... I guess it’s too late for that.”

“We can still do it, don’t worry,” reassured Lissa.

Ben grinned and they high-fived each other.

“Fuck lemongrass!” they shouted together.

Whereas, at the back of the school, Jake and Steve walked by a bush of depressed lemongrass. They snuck along a brick wall and walked up a small concrete stairway that led them to an ajar yellow door.

“You’re ready?” asked Steve.

“Go ahead,” replied Jake.

Steve phased through the door and came back soon after with a stunned face.

“So, any danger?” questioned Jake.

Steve shook his head and said, “I… I… don’t know how to describe this.”

Jake knit his brows and carefully pushed the door which creaked. It opened and revealed a cafeteria.

“Oh no,” mouthed Jake with wide eyes.

The room was infested with hundreds of porcelain dolls who sat on the chairs and tables. Their pale painted faces were all directed at them.

“What should we do?” whispered Jake.

“I- I think we shouldn’t get aggressive for now,” said Steve.

Jake gulped and sweated as they edged between the tables. The dolls turned their heads and followed them with their empty eyes while they walked deeper into the cafeteria. Pop Goes The Weasel played while the crank of a jack-in-the-box on a tray winded up. Once it reached its climax, a cherub popped out of the box and the lights turned off. Faint rays of lights barely beamed inside the room from the windows and the open door. However, the sunshine from the doorway was blocked by a winged silhouette. The dolls looked back at Steve and Jake as they stood up.

“Jake, we need to go now,” urged Steve.

The winged figure hovered fast toward them while the dolls crawled in the same direction. They sprinted toward the hallway while Jake released a shockwave at the floor. Its tiles crumbled and toy hands burst out of the fissures as Jake stumbled away from them. Jake ran out of the cafeteria and slammed shut the hallway door while dolls swarmed on its other side. Steve pushed a locker against the door and they dashed away from it.

“Jake!” shouted a silvery voice.

The young jumped a little as Ben pounced forward and hugged him.

“I’m so glad you’re safe,” rejoiced Ben.

“Hey, me too,” said Jake with a breathy voice. “Jeez, you almost gave me a heart attack.”

The lockers thumped as the door behind it pounded. 

“We hafta get away from here,” ordered Jake.

“The basement,” said Ben. “The others are being kept here.”

They headed toward a stairwell while Jake grunted. Clinks and scintillations echoed as they went down into the dim-lit basement. Jake and his friends trod over the green and grey checkered floor. They followed the sounds until they arrived in front of a room with flashing lights looming out of it. Steve phased through the wall and told the others to crawl inside. 

Xylophone music played as they entered a dark room with television screens inside. A pile of tables covered Jake’s group and separated them from the other side of the room. 

“Watch out,” said Steve as he pointed to their left.

Only a man was on their side, trembling on a chair. Salt shakers, tiny robots, and other electric toys lied on a puddle of water under him. A dunce hat was installed on his dangling head with crocodile clips. Jake and his friends peeped between the tables. Cartoons were showcased in front of children sitting on benches while giant stuffed toys danced around. A horse wrote School’s out! while a duck tied adults on poles. Paper planes were stuffed in the teachers’ mouths while ripped-up books and rulers were placed into a pyre at their feet. A dragon next picked up a jerrycan and poured gasoline all over them as the teachers groaned. The other human-sized toys clapped while the dragon grabbed a pack of matches. 

"Help us!" mumbled one of the teachers through her gag.

Some of the children clapped while the dragon put out a matchstick. Steve charged at the dragon and tackled against it the ground while Jake and his friends stepped in.

“One more step and I’ll burn your asses off!” threatened Lissa with her makeshift flamethrower.

The teachers soaked in gasoline squirmed and yelped.

“Oh, yeah… Maybe not here,” said Lissa as she put down her lighter.

“Huh, a little help?” called the mayor.

Everyone looked at the hallway and saw Edwin being held by an angel made out of doll parts. The statue’s wings were composed of arms and legs whose some of them threatened the mayor with scissors. The statue aimed its three eyes at the children and waved at them.

“Pl- please, just let the kids go,” pleaded the mayor.

The statue lost its smile and stabbed the mayor in the waist as he groaned.

“Tommy!” shouted a blonde woman who ran in.

She stopped as some scissor blades were pointed at her while the statue turned its head around. She gasped and walked back as a headless burned bear emerged out of the darkness. The woman screamed and stepped to the side, but dolls soon invaded the hallway.

“Mom!” screamed a little boy as he stood up

Stuffed toys tried to grab him, but Jake’s group blocked them. The boy ran by the statue who let him leave and stood in front of the beheaded bear.

“Paddy, stop!” ordered Tommy.

“Tommy, what’s happening?” asked his mother.

“I- I didn’t want this,” mumbled Tommy. “I just wanted to play.”

“We’re tired of school,” said a little girl. “So we wished to the fairy to help us.”

Ben looked at them and wondered, “The fairy? Did she have a shadow?”

The girl shook her head. “No. But she told us that if we sang a magic spell, we could play forever.”

“But don’t you have some time to play at home?” asked Jake.

“No.” The girl pointed at Edwin. “Because of this mean man, the teachers gave us more homework to do, and we never have time to play!”

Edwin wrestled against the statue and shouted, “I have to! It’s for their future! If they work-”

“We’re tired of working!” yelled the little girl. “School is cold, boring, and useless!”

“Because of the work, we had to leave our friends alone,” added Tommy. “It’s not Paddy’s fault, he just wanted to play with me again...”

“We’re sorry for making you work all the time,” apologized one of the teachers. “Please, just let us go! We’ll let you leave school earlier an-”

“Are you out of your mind?!” berated Edwin. “These are just some toys, we- Arrgh!”

The statue stabbed him in the left thigh. 

“Sir, I don’t think you have a choice right now,” said Jake.

“You don’t understand,” muttered the mayor. “If… if my Molly stayed inside to work…” He teared up. “She would still be with us…”

“But you can’t force children to work all the time,” replied Ben. “What’s the use of life, if you can’t live it?” asked Ben. “Children can’t live if adults always choose for them.”

Edwin sighed. “Fine, you’ve won… I give up.”

Dark fiery energy emanated out of the toys while some of them shrunk. Soon after, all of them dropped lifeless on the floor and the statue froze. Jake and Ben moved their scissors away from the mayor and released him. Edwin gazed at Tommy hugging his mother and leaned against a nearby wall.

“I… I just wanted what’s best for them,” he mumbled.

“Everyone’s different,” said Ben. “I know you had good intentions, but you can’t force people to do what you think it’s best for them.”

“I think he got the lesson,” said Lissa. “He just got stabbed by Barbie’s mutated sister.”

“Oh yeah, we should call a doctor,” added Ben.

The mayor fainted while Jake and Steve untied the adults.

“I can help him, I’m the school nurse,” said one of the adults.

The school nurse dug inside her fanny pack and pulled an ice pack out of it. She then threw it at the mayor’s unconscious body and smiled. The teachers and everyone else gawked at her.

“You’re not the school nurse,” said a teacher. “Who are you?”

The fake school nurse looked at the two teachers with an embarrassed face. The former then threw ice packs at them and ran away. Steve phased through the wall and blocked her path while the others chased after her.

“I’ll ask this again. Who are you?” questioned the teacher.

“I’m Marcia Trent. It- it’s a misunderstanding, please let me go,” begged Marcia.

“Why did you run away?” wondered Jake.

Marcia forced a laugh. “I had a harsh childhood, so I get anxious easily,” she explained. “My mother would lock me inside a closet and only let me out once I’ve repented for my sins.”

Lissa raised an eyebrow. “Lemme guess, a bucket of blood was also poured on you at the prom?”

Marcia nodded. “Yes, how did you guess?”

Ben was tapping on Jake’s phone until he glanced at the floor under Marcia’s feet.

“Marcia,” called Ben with furrowed brows. “Why do you have no shadow?”

“Oh.” Marcia lost her smile. “I guess it’s time for the mask to slip.” 

The fake school nurse put the nail of her right index finger on the top of her head. She then slid it down across the middle of her forehead and the rest of her face. Like the mouth of a Venus flytrap, her hair scalp and body peeled off to the sides land revealed horns and a pink complexion under it. 

“Jezebel,” growled Jake.

Marcia’s skin fell off Jezebel akin to a dress and burned into ashes as she twirled around. 

“You’re the fairy,” said Tommy.

“She’s not a fairy,” retorted Lissa. “She’s the fake-ass child of Paris Hilton and Pazuzu.”

Jezebel rolled her eyes. “They always talk about Pazuzu…” she muttered. “Anyway, it’ll be a waste of time, but I guess my show can afford to lose some side characters.” 

Flames burst out of Jezebel’s left hand while her eyes set ablaze and she madly laughed. The fire vanished and she stared at them with a large smile. Jezebel snapped her fingers, but nothing happened. 

“What’s happening?!” she yelled.

“Well, well, I wonder,” said Blackheart as he walked down the stairs with a painting.

Jezebel turned around with a shocked face.

“You?” She clenched her hands. “You’re not supposed to be in this scene!”

“And I guess this either,” said. Blackheart. 

He showed a painting of a blonde little girl whose face was similar to the mayor’s. Blood was smeared all over it into an amalgam of semicircles with an arrow at its top.

“Turning the painting of the mayor’s daughter into one of your little idols, I gotta say it is kind of quaint.”

“No…” she whispered. “You pathetic cameo turned into a recurring role,” she hissed. “I’ll tell father to cut out your lines!”

Blackheart smirked and put a bone out of his suit. Crimson energy enveloped the bone and turned it into a sword made of skeletons.

“Let me return the favor,” replied Blackheart. 

He swung the blade at Jezebel’s neck and cut off her head. It rolled down while her body stood still. Jezebel blinked a few times and looked daggers at Blackheart.

“Ah! I still got my immortality!” she taunted.

“Well, have fun getting your head,” said Blackheart as he picked her head and strolled away with it.

“Hey! Don’t dissect my brain again! No! NOO!” screamed Jezebel.

The others watched Jezebel’s body running after Blackheart with bugged-out eyes.

“Wait, we forgot to help the mayor,” said Jake.

“Don’t worry,” replied Ben. “I saw an ambulance outside and called its phone number.”

“Oh, good,” said Jake.

They headed upstairs while Jake and Steve carried the mayor. Then, they joined the other children outside while a white truck was parked in front of the school. A plastic banana split was built on its roof.

“Ben,” called Jake.

“Yes?” asked Ben with a grin.

“That’s an ice cream truck,” said Jake. 

“Oh,” replied Ben. “Maybe they got ice packs for the mayor?”

They put the mayor inside the ice cream truck and it drove him to the nearest hospital. After this, Jake and his friends sat at a bench while Ben walked toward them with ice creams.

“Hey, the ice cream man gave us free ice creams for saving the town and traumatizing the teachers,” said Ben.

“Trauma- what?” wondered Jake.

“Apparently, Lissa almost burning the teachers made them want the first thing related to ice,” explained Ben. “So, ice creams.”

“That doesn’t make any sense at all, but okay,” replied Jake.

Ben gave a strawberry popsicle to Lissa, a chocolate cone to Jake, and kept the vanilla one as he sat next to Jake.

“Hey, Steve, here’s the ghost of an apple ice cream,” said Ben as he extended his right hand to Steve.

“Huh, a what?” wondered Steve.

“The ghost of an apple ice cream,” repeated Ben. “I’ve asked the ice cream man if I could stab one of his cones, so here is its ghost.”

“Ah…” Steve stared at Ben’s empty hand. “Thanks.”

They savored their ice creams while Ben and Jake held hands. 

“I know it sounds stupid, but it’s nice to have time with you again,” Jake told Ben as he rubbed his thumb over Ben’s fingers.

“I don’t think it’s stupid,” replied Ben. “I love spending time with you.” 

“Me too,” said Jake before they kissed each other.

Ben finished his ice cream and said, “It’ll be fun to hang out together once all of this is over.”

Lissa pinched her lips. “You mean, all four of us?”

Ben grinned and bobbed his head. “Exactly! Steve could do fun things with his non-alive powers.”

“Ben.” Jake sighed. “Steve won’t stay with us once it’s over.”

“What?” Ben lost his grin. “But why?”

“I’m sorry, Ben,” said Steve with a frown. “It’s… it’s part of my deal with Mephisto… I can’t stay in the world of the livings forever.”

“Steve…” Ben’s eyes became humid. “You will leave us?”

Steve exhaled and put his hands on Ben’s arms. “I wish it could be different… But all things have an end, Ben.” 

Ben looked down at the ground before he gazed at Lissa.

“Wh- wha- what about you Lissa?” he asked her.

Lissa avoided his eyes and answered, “My uncle lives in another state, Ben. And... I’ll have to sort things out with Andrea.”

“But you’ll come back to see me and Jake, r- right?” asked Ben with a broken voice.

“Of course,” replied Lissa. “I’m sure that every month I ca-”

“Month?” cut off Ben. “N- not even each week?” 

Lissa looked down and said, “I’m sorry.”

Ben’s face paled and he turned to Jake.

“Jake…” Ben gulped down. “You will leave me too?” 

“Of course not,” said Jake as he grabbed Ben by the wrists. “I’ll never leave you.” He brought Ben closer to him and hugged him. “I’ll… I’ll just have to work from time to time, you know?”

Ben pulled away from him. “Work? B- but why?”

“It’s hard to explain…” Jake paused. “It’s a part of life I guess.”

Ben shook his head. “Working isn’t a part of life, it- it’s bad.” 

Jake tried to hug Ben again, but he swung his hands away and stumbled out of the bench.

“Th- t- they said that everyone would leave me,” mumbled Ben as he joined his hands over his torso.

“Ben, we don’t have a choice,” said Jake.

“Then why were you nice to me, if it’s only to leave after?” asked a trembling Ben. “People always do this... They’re nice to you and- and right after they hurt you.”

Ben gasped for air and gripped at his chest. 

Jake stood up and softly said, “Ben, just listen-”

“Stop talking,” ordered Ben. “I don’t want to hear anything…”

Ben’s vision blurred while the sounds around him became confused and unclear. He limped back and breathed heavily.

“I don’t want to be here anymore,” muttered Ben. “I- I have to escape.”

Ben ran away while Jake raced after him. 

“Ben!” shouted Jake.

Chapter 37: Uncanny Tales

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Ben covered his ears while his breathing quickened and his heart pounded. He jumped over a fence and kept running, as fast as he could. His body shivered at the sight of any building and his mind screamed to him to run.

When he opened his eyes, Ben was laying by the side of a stream, face against the sand and the grass. His hazy brain considered some actions, but his body stayed lethargic, paralyzed in its position and gazing at the flow of the water.

Crunches resonated to his left and he forced himself to glance. Blackheart was sitting next to him and eating crisps out of a ripped-up bag.

“I don’t know why you mortals enjoy this, it’s disgusting,” said Blackheart.

Ben sniffled and asked, “Wh- why are you eating them, then?”

Blackheart shrugged. “No idea.” He gestured to Ben. “Are you crying?”

Ben nodded. 

“Well that sucks since I’m terrible at makin’ people stop crying,” replied Blackheart as he devoured another crisp. “But if you need someone to make someone cry in agony, you can count me in.”

“Why are you here then, if you’re bad at it?” wondered Ben.

Blackheart waved his left hand up. “I don’t know… When people cry, I guess they like when someone else’s near them, so…”

“Ben!” shouted Jake as he ran in.

“Ah, Jake!” Blackheart saluted him. “We need you for-” He pointed at Ben.

Jake goggled at Blackheart before he sat next to Ben. 

“Hey,” said Jake with a warm smile.

“Hey,” whispered Ben. 

A loud crunch resonated as Blackheart munched another crisp.

“Blackheart, can you give us a moment?” demanded Jake.

“Why? It’s gettin’ interesting,” said Blackheart.

Jake glared at him and Blackheart stood up. The latter groaned and strolled away.

“How do you feel?” Jake asked with wrinkled brows.

Ben sat up. “Scared,” he said with a low voice.

“I’ll come back from work, you know,” said Jake as he rubbed Ben’s back. “And there are the weekend, the holidays, and the days off too.”

Ben looked at Jake and muttered, “That sounds like a lot of time for us to be together.”

“Exactly!” exclaimed Jake. “And there’s also break time, you could come to see me.”

“For real?” asked Ben with a smile.

Jake held Ben’s right hand and replied, “For real.”

“Wait.” Ben widened his eyes. “Does it mean you want me to live with you?”

“Of course, we already sleep together all the time,” replied Jake.

Ben’s face shone up and he wrapped his arms around Jake.

“Thank you!” shouted Ben.

“Thank you for being here for me,” tenderly said Jake.

“The two young men embraced each other while two burly arms coiled around them.

“Ah, just the three of us,” said Blackheart as he hugged them.

Ben gawked at Blackheart while Jake shot daggers at him.

“Alright, alright, giving you a moment,” said Blackheart as he dragged his feet backward.

They watched him leave and stood up. 

“Are you still scared?” worried Jake.

Jake inhaled and exhaled. “A little, but it’ll get better.”

“Alright, it’s okay,” replied Jake. “Just know that we still got a lot of time with Steve and Lissa. Let’s enjoy it while they’re still with us.”

“You’re right,” said Ben.

They held hands and walked back toward the town and rejoined with Steve and Blackheart.

“Hey, you two are okay?” worried Steve.

“Hey, Steve, we’re okay,” replied Jake with a warm smile.

“My name’s Blackheart,” said Blackheart.

Jake glanced at Blackheart and said, “I wasn’t talking to you.”

“Oh, I see.” Blackheart put his hands on his hips. “I didn’t know there was a reunion of ‘I See Dead People’ around here.”

Steve phased his hand through Blackheart’s mouth and made a blah-blah gesture. Jake snickered while Ben giggled a bit.

“Hey, stop laughing or I’ll get you tortured!” threatened Blackheart.

Steve moved his two hands in front of Blackheart’s face as if they were two angry eyebrows. The two young men laughed while Blackheart threw his arms up in the air.

“Mortals these days, torture doesn’t even scare them anymore…” muttered Blackheart.

“Ah, you’re here!” shouted Lissa as she ran in. “Ben, you’re okay?”

Ben nodded and held tighter Jake’s hand. All of them then traveled through the town. They were told that the mayor was recovering at a nearby hospital while some of the children offered to draw a mural for him. Once back at the construction site, they discovered that a toy shop was planned to be built on the remains of the closed museum. 

They then headed back inside the RV parked near it.

“I’m drivin’!” ordered Lissa as she jumped on the driver’s seat.

“But it’s soon the night,” said Ben.

“You need a break, Ben,” replied Lissa. “I’m drivin’ and that’s it.”

Jake sat next to Ben in the backseat and wrapped his right arm around Ben’s shoulders.

“That’s fine for me,” said Jake as he pecked Ben’s cheek.

“Okay, but tell us as soon as you need help,” advised Ben.

Blackheart sat at the left of Jake and smirked as the vehicle drove on.

“Do you wield swords?” Blackheart asked Jake.

Jake winced a bit and replied, “No… I don’t.”

“Oh, because your arms are rather large, so I thought you did,” said Blackheart. “Nice arms.”

“Th- thanks, I guess…” replied Jake with a confused face.

Blackheart leaned forward and called, “Ben?”

Ben moved his head up Jake’s lap and gazed at Blackheart.

“If I had to murder you, I would keep your eyes inside a jar because they’re very pleasing to look at,” said Blackheart.

“Oh... Well, thank you,” replied Ben with a tiny grin.

Jake ogled at Blackheart while the latter gestured at the young man.

“Jake’s arms are beautiful, don’t you think?” asked Blackheart. 

Ben bobbed his head. “I think so too,” he said as he watched Jake’s biceps.

“They look strong and tender,” complimented Blackheart.

Jake crossed his arms and blushed.

“I really like how veiny they are too,” added Ben.

“Oh yes,” hissed Blackheart. “Youthful and viri-”

“Blackheart, the fuck you’re doin’?!” yelled Jake.

“I’m complimenting you, obviously,” replied Blackheart. “Since Ben told me to stop insulting you, might as well do this. How is it?”

“Terrifying,” replied Jake. “You took my father’s soul, tried to kill me and my friends, and kidnapped Ben!” shouted Jake. “So why are you befriending us now?”

“I thought it was water under the bridge.” Blackheart shrugged. “Plus, I gave you back a soul fragment and apologized for what I did.”

Jake furrowed his brows and said, “You didn’t apologize.”

“Let’s pretend I did,” scoffed Blackheart. “C’mon Jake, if you thi-”

“Are you insane or what?!” yelled Jake. “You’ve done massive bullshit against us, there’s no way we’ll become friends one day!”

Blackheart sprawled against his seat and looked outside.

“Has anyone ever told you that you’re rather sensitive?” wondered Blackheart.

“Shut the fuck up!” shouted Jake.

Blackheart rolled his eyes and looked back at the window. 

“C- can yo- you all be quiet?” stammered Lissa.

The last of rays of the sun faded as a full moon rose in the sky. The reflected light beamed on the RV and Lissa shivered. She then gritted her teeth and growled.

“Um, I think something’s goin’ on with Lissa,” said Steve.

“Lissa, are you okay?” worried Ben.

The young woman closed her eyes and seized the steering wheel with claws growing out of her fingers. Her forearms bent downward and her upper arms twisted upward while their muscles bulged. The car skid while its tires scraped the road. 

“We need to grab the wheel away from Lissa,” urged Ben.

Lissa sweated as her cheekbones swole into a pointy maw as fangs protruded out of her mouth.

“Blackheart, do it,” ordered Jake.

“You’re not in danger, I have no reason to intervene,” scoffed Blackheart.

Steve took a hold of the steering wheel and straightened the ride. Lissa elbowed her car door open with her elongating left arm. She then snarled and slashed her seat belt.

“Lissa, stay!” yelled Ben.

The young woman snapped her head at the backseat as her spine popped up. She glared at them with her amber eyes circled by black sclera and licked her razor-sharp teeth. 

“Huh- If you want to,” added Ben.

Lissa dove her claws inside her neck and peeled away her face which landed on Blackheart’s lap. A hirsute lupine head appeared before Lissa leaped out of the RV and dashed out of it. Steve stopped the vehicle and they stepped out of it while Lissa disappeared into a forest of cactuses. Howlings resonated through the desert night as the moon loomed over the Earth.

“Great, Lissa’s gone feral and she has disappeared,” moaned Jake.

“I found her,” declared Blackheart.

They looked at him and saw that Blackheart had raised the remains of Lissa’s former face over his.

“Hello everyone, I’m Lissa, I swear all the time, I think I know everything,” said Blackheart with a high-pitched voice.

They stared at Blackheart with an expression of intense disgust.

“What? I thought that was funny,” scoffed Blackheart as he shrugged.

Jake checked his phone while Blackheart spun Lissa’s face on his index finger like pizza dough.

“There’s a farm community nearby,” said Jake.

“Ah, I remember going to my grandparent’s sheep farm when I was a kid,” fondly said Steve. “It’s a good thing that there’s not a lot of wolf in Ariz- Oh.”

They ran back into the RV with Steve at the wheel, since he was the only one who did not need a seat belt. They soon rode under a wooden arch with Esmeralda chiseled in it. Houses of logs and bricks appeared with hay shacks for a drift of pigs and other groups of animals.

A farmer stepped in front of the RV with a shotgun and Steve braked.

“You need to leave!” shouted the farmer. “There’s a beast around!”

“Where is it?” asked Jake. 

“Last time we saw it, it tried to eat some hens of the old Mother Holle,” answered the farmer. “And, why’s your car driving on its own?” The farmer gazed at Steve who was invisible.

They drove away from the farmer and reached a small hut decorated with chicken bones. Two lanky trees grew out of the hut foundations, akin to bird legs. A man with a leather jacket was on its porch and arguing with an elderly woman wearing a shawl.

“You’re the one who sent that monster after me!” screamed Mother Holle.

“Are you kiddin’ me? You’re the witch around here,” retorted the man.

“What’s goin’ on?” inquired Jake.

Mother Holle pushed the man away and said, “That delinquent right here, he has kidnapped my daughter, Cindy.”

“Don’t listen to her!” cut off the man. “She’s her stepmother and would never let Cindy go outside. She prolly has her locked somewh-”

“Wait, wait,” eased Jake. “Did you see where that beast went to?”

“By that hill on the right,” answered Mother Holle. “Be careful.”

“Thank you,” replied Jake.

The group ran down the hill and spotted a tree trunk with a gaping rabbit hole. A mass of white fur vanished inside it as they arrived.

“It’s Lissa!” shouted Ben.

They rushed down the hill in a haste. Without warning, Blackheart dropped Lissa’s skin and tripped on it. He stumbled against Jake, who hit his face on Ben’s back. The three of them soon rolled forward and Steve jumped to help them. Steve landed shield first into the rabbit hole as Jake, Ben, and Blackheart followed. A flash of light blinded them before they went down the rabbit hole. Ben grabbed a branch and noticed a book fused into the roots of the tree. The branch broke and Ben plummeted with the others. They all dropped into a pit of an ink-like substance while some pages of the book landed with them.

“Jake, Ben, hold me!” urged Steve.

“I can’t!” coughed Jake as he drowned. “S- somethin’ pullin’ me!”

Jake flailed his arms and grabbed Ben’s right hand as the black water submerged them. His vision darkened and he lost consciousness. 

“Jake? Jake?!” called a silvery voice.

Jake opened his eyes and cringed at the strong sunshine. Ben’s face soon appeared with a halo of light.

“Is it heaven?” wondered Jake with a smirk.

“It’s not heaven, I’m here,” said Blackheart.

Jake glanced at Blackheart and grunted. Ben helped his boyfriend to stand up and they checked their surroundings. They were now on a grassy mound covered with heart-shaped herbs, grey lotuses, and multi-colored mushrooms. Butterflies with sparkly wings flew by them while two children with blonde hair trod toward them. They were a boy and a girl with Oktoberfest attires.

“He- hello,” mumbled the girl. “My brother and I have lost our father in the woods, have you seen him?”

“Huh. No, sorry,” replied Jake.

“Gretel, we shouldn’t talk to strangers,” her brother told her as they left.

Jake raised an eyebrow. “Gretel?” 

“Look!” urged Ben as he pointed down the mound.

A yellow brick road glinted near them while a young woman with a red hood pranced on it. She hopped over a rotten piece of a pumpkin near a gourd carriage crashed into a tree. 

“You gotta be shittin’ me,” muttered Jake with wide eyes.

Far away in the distance, a giant beanstalk grew out of the ground, towered, and reached the clouds. 

Ben grinned as stars twinkled in his eyes. “We’re in a fairy tale,” he said.

Chapter 38: Once Upon a Time

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“This is amazing!” exclaimed Ben as he admired the whimsical land surrounding them.

“This isn’t amazing,” disagreed Jake. “We’re stuck in another world and hafta find a way out.”

“Let’s not scream, we’re not sure where we are,” said Steve.

Blackheart grimaced and asked, “Who’s that guy?”

“It’s Steve,” answered Jake. “Don’t you kno- Wait.” Jake flinched. “You can see Steve?”

Steve waved his left arm in front of Blackheart.

“Yeah, he’s moving his arm right now,” said Blackheart. “Can he stop now?”

Steve stopped while Jake gazed at its uniform. A white lion head was now designed at the chest level of his blue chain mail suit. Red fur also covered his combat gloves and his helmet was decorated with a small white mane. 

“Why are you dressed like that?” wondered Jake.

“Dressed like wh-” Steve looked at his hands and widened his eyes. “Huh?!” Steve observed his shield and noticed encrusted emerald gems. “Why am I dressed like that?”

“I think it doesn’t look bad,” said Ben as he pointed his wooden staff at him.

“Ben,” called Jake. “You too, you’re…”

A yellow Tyrolean hat was on Ben’s head while a tiny ruffle was wrapped around his neck. He also wore a white blouse and green overall shorts. Jake ogled at his boyfriend before he gazed at himself and gasped. Jake had a white shirt on with a blue bow and a jacket of the same color. He then searched his phone inside the jacket but instead found a tiny vial with a Drink Me note.

“You three sure do look amusing,” mocked Blackheart.

“You should look at yourself,” scoffed. Jake.

Blackheart raised an eyebrow and glanced down at the shiny armor he had on. 

“Where’s my sword?!” sang Blackheart. “And why am I singing instead of shouting?!”

Ben grinned and said, “Wow, you’re Prince Charming.”

“I’m no damn Prince Charming!” crooned Blackheart as blue birds nested on his left arm. “Get away or I’ll skin you alive!” he caroled as other woodland animals ran close to him.

Jake laughed at the latter while Ben petted a squirrel on Blackheart’s right boot.

“Everyone, stop messin’ around and focus!” ordered Steve. “We’re in a foreign land and we lost Lissa, so let’s find a plan.”

“Maybe we could try finding ruby slippers,” suggested Ben as he helped a hare jump down Blackheart’s left shoulder. “Or make a wish with a magic flounder, or use a genie’s lamp,” listed Ben as he turned a tortoise back on their feet.

“Hey, you know a lot about fairy tales,” said Jake.

“I love them,” replied Ben with sparkles in his eyes. 

“And does this happen in one of those stories?” asked Blackheart as he pointed at the beanstalk.

The gigantic plant stem crackled and bent to the side while its roots snapped out of the ground. 

“Oh yes, it’s the part where the beanstalk falls down,” explained Ben while the beanstalk’s shadow loomed over them. “I think we should run.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll handle this.” Blackheart raised his left hand and chanted, “DARK THUNDER!” 

A mockingbird swooped on his fingers.

“Oh, for hell’s sake,” groaned Blackheart.

“Jake, Ben, watch out!” shouted Steve.

Steve pushed the two young men down the mound. Leaves smacked against the earth as they raced through a dark forest. The collapsing stem crashed down and flattened the mound while they slalomed between the trees. The beanstalk split into various vines which collapsed to every side. Waves of laughter resonated as a green-skinned hag flew by them with her magic broom.

“Aha! Enjoy gettin’ squashed, motherfuckers!” hissed the witch.

A huge chain link fell down the sky and crushed the witch. They raced into a maize field and arrived in front of three houses, one made of straws, another made of sticks, and the nearest one made of bricks. A pig walked out of the brick house on his hind legs and waved at them.

“It’s the three little pigs!” declared Ben as they ran. “We should go to the brick house, it’s-”

A colossal leather shoe dropped down on the brick house and killed its owner. 

“It’s okay, there’s still the stick ho-”

An enormous wooden sign smashed into the stick house.

“Well, fuck,” muttered Ben. 

A pig with glasses and a goatee stepped out of the straw house and gestured to them. Ben shrugged and they charged inside his house. The pig opened a hatch and they rushed down a set of metal stairs. The house owner slammed shut the hatch as the beanstalk fell down on it. Creaks sounded as the iron ceiling of the basement folded a bit. A loud crashing noise boomed outside before only silence was left.

“Th- thank you f- for saving us,” mumbled Jake between two gasps of air.

“And sorry for your brothers,” added Ben.

“No worries, they were planning to eat me anyway,” said the pig. “Lemme guess, you’re not from this world?”

“How did you guess?” wondered Steve.

The pig pulled the chain of a lamp above them. Nailed pages and chiseled symbols decorated the walls of the basement.

“You’re the only who trust me,” said the pig. “The name’s Peter, by the way.”

“Peter?” muttered Ben as he observed the walls. “Wait, is it a drawing of the falling beanstalk?”

The pig nodded. “I knew this would happen. People have been goin’ crazy over giants traveling down the beanstalk.” He brushed a carved crown. “Only our princess, Cinderella, could calm down the giant-haters.”

“What happened?” questioned Jake.

“Cinderella has been missin’ for weeks and the kingdom has gone south,” answered the pig.

“Cinderella?” Ben grinned. “We have to save her, I’m sure she’s Cindy! The woman who has disappeared from the farm.” 

Jake crossed his arms. “I don’t know, Cindy, Cinderella, sounds too easy.”

“It’s Jezebel, of course it’s easy,” cut off Blackheart. 

“Even if it’s not her, I still think we should save her,” said Ben before he looked at Jake with puppy eyes. “C’mon Jake, please.”

Jake sighed. “Fine. D’you have any idea where Cinderella could be?” he asked the pig.

The pig tapped a rat symbol. “De Bourbon House, it’s where her awful stepfamily lives.”

“The evil stepmother!” exclaimed Ben. “She must have kidnapped her!”

“You guys are the only ones who buy into what I said, so I’ll give you anythin’ you need,” said the pig.

“Do you have a machine or somethin’ to travel?” asked Jake.

“Of course!” replied the pig. “Follow me.”

The pig tried to open a door, but it would not budge. 

Steve walked near it and said, “If I may.” 

Captain America punched the door open and revealed a cart with a steam engine at its back. 

“I’ve called it the Sodomachine since it was a pain in the ass to build,” said its inventor.

“Oh, that’s a great name!” praised Ben.

Jake facepalmed while the pig pulled a lever. The ceiling above them trembled and slid open as the back wall bent into a ramp.

“Go to the east,” informed the pig. “The stepfamily lives around a village called Hamelin.” 

Blackheart and Steve pushed the cart up the ramp Jake contemplated the ravaged lands. The cut beanstalk lied down on the ground while a giant man lied near it with ink bleeding out of his mouth and wounded head.

“Blunderbore…” The pig removed his flat cap and looked down. “Rest in peace, my friend.”

“What will you do now?” worried Ben.

The pig walked toward his dead brothers. “Well, I got a free lunch to start with.”

The swine moved down on all fours and munched his brothers’ dead bodies as black liquid spurt up. Jake, Ben, and Steve grimaced while Blackheart smirked.

“I think I like this man,” said Blackheart.

 Jake covered Ben’s eyes and pushed him inside the cart.

“Hm, it tastes like me!” squealed the pig.

Steve pressed a random button on the wooden dashboard as smoke came out of the steam engine and rolled the two large wheels of the cart on their own. The Sodomachine drove on while Steve grabbed two handles on the dashboard. He pulled the left handle and the cart rode to the same side. 

“Oh, look. There’s a GPenis on the dashboard.” Ben pointed at a compass.

“Huh, I think it’s GPS,” said Jake.

“I’m pretty sure it’s GPenis,” said Blackheart with a sneer.

Jake glared at Blackheart and retorted, “Don’t listen to him.”

Blackheart leaned toward Ben. “GPenis,” whispered Blackheart.

Clouds of flies became visible as they arrived in a rat-ridden village. The houses were in ruin while its inhabitants wore rags and wandered the streets. They parked near a blonde woman in a pink dress slumbering on a dirty bed.

“Oh, you’re the Sleeping Beauty?!” asked Ben with a smile.

The woman groaned and rubbed her breasts. “And I’ll give you a hell of a night if you got a good sleeping spell for me.”

Jake pulled Ben away from her as a needle rolled out of her skirt. They then passed by an open rusty gate and stepped over a front lawn with some unwashed clothes left around and a wooden bucket with frogs inside. An antique two-storied house stood in front of them with its door left ajar. Steve pushed it and edged inside. Jake and Ben followed while Blackheart brought up the rear.

“Someday my prince will come… Someday we'll meet again…” hummed a breathy voice.

Peas and lentils were poured all over the floorboards while knives stabbed dresses into the walls. A fiery sizzle echoed as they walked into a living room with a burning fireplace. The back of two velvet seats faced them with two women sitting on them. Steve gestured to the others to stay inside the hallway as he trod forward.

“And away to his castle, we'll go… To be happy forever I know…” sang the woman on the left.

“Cinderella?” called Steve.

The woman gripped at her armrests. “Cinderella isn’t here,” she said with a low tone. “There’s only my mother, my sister, Charlotte, and me, Elizabeth.”

“Have you seen her lately?” asked Steve.

“Mom did... Some weeks ago,” answered Elizabeth. 

“Could it be possible to talk to her?” demanded Steve.

Elizabeth shivered a little. “Mom can’t talk anymore.” She stood up and a mass of grey hair rolled down her lap.

Ben’s eyes darted at it as a face appeared. It was a decapitated woman’s head with ink dripping on her lips, frozen into an expression of horror.

“I didn’t want to,” whispered Elizabeth. “But mom kept saying mean things about me… So I had to make her stop.” 

Jake walked to the side to take a glimpse at Elizabeth’s sister. Charlotte was sprawled on her seat with cakes stuffed in her gaping mouth and black blood oozing out of it.

“I was never thin enough for mom.” Elizabeth limped away from her chair with a makeshift wooden leg. “I cut off my toes, then my feet, then my leg, but it was never enough… So I cut off my eyes to never see how big I was.”

Steve stared at Elizabeth in shock. The young woman’s eye sockets were empty with only tears of ink for makeup. Her long unkempt brown hair covered her face while a pink corset was tightened against her skeletal waist. Steve grabbed Jake by the arm and yanked him toward the hallway. Elizabeth pressed a flower chiseled on the fireplace and a grid dropped on the living room doorway, locking Steve and Jake with her.

“Mom traps to punish us, and now it’s my turn to punish,” said Elizabeth as she picked up an ax next to her. 

She lunged toward Steve who blocked her ax with his shield. Elizabeth kicked at the fireplace and a trapdoor opened under him, making Steve fall through it.

“Jake! Stay quiet!” urged Ben.

Elizabeth ran toward the grid and swung her ax at it.

“Whoever’s behind.” She rubbed her face against the grid. “I’ll find you and chop you into pieces.”

Jake held his breath and tiptoed back against the floorboards until they creaked. Elizabeth twisted her head toward him while Ben pounded the grid with his staff and Blackheart booted it. Elizabeth scraped her ax against the floor and giggled.

“And the birds will sing, and wedding bells will ring,” hummed Elizabeth as she got closer to Jake.

The latter gazed at his hands and tried to use his power, but nothing happened.

“The vial in your pocket!” shouted Ben.

Jake frenetically searched inside his jacket while the sound attracted Elizabeth. He put out the Drink Me bottle, but Elizabeth struck her ax down at him. Jake jumped back and accidentally let go of the bottle, which rolled under a table. Elizabeth dislodged her ax out of the floor while Jake crawled toward the bottle. Whereas, Ben ran out of the house.

“Ben, where are you goin’?” shouted Blackheart.

Elizabeth raised her ax and slammed it down as Jake rushed under the table. Her weapon hit the table. Elizabeth snarled before she yanked her ax out and she overturned the table, which knocked the vial away.

“Someday when my dreams come true…” sang Elizabeth as she lifted her ax above Jake’s chest.

“Elizabeth! I found your prince!” yelled Ben as he hurried back inside.

“Huh?” Elizabeth drooped her shoulders. “You-You’re lying!”

“No, I’m not, listen!” Ben pushed a frog through the grid. “Your hear this? It’s a frog croaking.”

Elizabeth stepped forward. “What does that mean? I- I don’t understand.”

“You don’t know? If a woman gives a true love kiss to a frog, it will turn into a prince,” explained Ben.

“Ah yes. You’re right.” Elizabeth smiled and dropped the ax. “Where are you, my prince?” She got down on her knees and felt the floor until she touched the frog. “There you are.” Elizabeth picked up the frog and laughed. “And they lived happily ever after,” she chanted before she kissed the animal.

The frog’s eyes glowed as it hopped out of Elizabeth’s hands. Warts on its back bulged and spurt pus as it inflated. Its hind legs swelled while a pair of arms twisted out of its body. Human teeth grew in his mouth as it became taller and reached the size of an ox. Jake walked back as a frog monster was birthed in front of him. 

“My prince, will you take me as yours?” asked Elizabeth.

The frog abomination spat its long tongue and coiled it around Elizabeth’s throat. The tongue yanked back and Elizabeth’s neck snapped. Elizabeth died with a smile on her face as the frog swallowed her upper body.

“Jake, the vial!” urged Ben.

Jake glanced to the right and noticed the bottle near Charlotte’s seat. He sprinted and grabbed it before he threw it at the frog monster. The bottle shattered and splashed a turquoise liquid all over the creature and Elizabeth. The two shrunk at the size of a toad while the frog finished eating Elizabeth’s corpse.

All of a sudden, the hallway grid was raised back up.

“You’ll never guess what I found downstairs,” said Steve as he climbed the trap door. 

Jake and Ben helped him get back up and Steve stood up.

“Look.” Steve showed a book in his right hand. “The stepmother’s diary.”

“Maybe there’s something that could help us in it,” said Ben.

Steve opened the diary and they read it.

“She has terrible handwriting,” commented Blackheart.

“Look!” pointed Jake at a page. “This part’s about Cinderella. They really did meet each other.”

Ben read it. “The stepmother had married another man, Cinderella wanted to help his children.”

“Hansel and Gretel,” said Steve.

Jake jumped a bit when he heard growlings outside. The group stepped out of the decrepit house as people scurried over the cobblestone streets and screamed. Soon, the night had taken over the foggy village. A full moon flared over the pall of chimney smoke and cast a pale light, akin to a luminous eye glaring through a membrane of hair and ice. 

“Let’s go inside the cart and drive the hell out of here,” urged Jake.

“Wait.” Ben pointed at a woman sleeping on a dirty bed. “We can’t leave the Sleeping Beauty behind!”

Jake groaned and they crossed the street to wake her up.

“Sleeping Beauty, wake up!” shouted Ben as he shook the bed. 

The Sleeping Beauty fell off the bed and they stepped back. Her bed was stained with black blood while large slashes on the princess’s back gave an open view of her spine. Ben stared at the dead princess with horrified eyes as Jake yanked him toward the cart.

Howlings resonated as two large clawed paws stomped on a nearby pavement. Lanky legs supported a burly upper body covered in white fur. The beast’s lupine maw snarled as she watched Jake and his group with her yellow eyes.

Blackheart smirked and said, “My, my, grandmother. What big eyes you have.” 

Chapter 39: Eclipse

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The Big Bad Wolf grumbled and grit her fangs. A long smile twisted her maw as she put her immense arms on the ground and bent her legs, akin to a predator about to charge. Steve panicked a bit and pushed Jake with Ben inside the cart. Blackheart smashed buttons on the dashboard while Steve hopped on the vehicle. Steam spat out of back the engine as the Wolf pounced toward them. Ben pointed the hook of his crook forward as the beast ensnared it with her teeth.

“Lissa has gone feral!” shouted Ben.

Jake wrapped his arms around Ben’s waist and pulled him while the Wolf tugged Ben’s staff. Her feet stamped after the cart while Steve drove it through the misty street. Jake swung back his right arm and picked up Steve’s shield. Right after, he smacked Lissa with it, but she pushed him away. Ben gripped his staff and wrestled the Wolf’s bite. Blackheart raised his left foot and booted Lissa in the face, kicking her away.

“I think I got an idea,” said Blackheart before he sang, “Dark Thunder!”

A myriad of eyes shone through the night as small shapes scuttled between the derelict houses. Soon, an army of rats swarmed behind the cart, which blocked Lissa. Steve drove the vehicle between the away while the Wolf fought the rats.

“Hey! Wait!” shouted a young woman.

They gazed to the left and noticed a blonde woman running on the pavement. Steve slowed down the cart and they helped her get inside. The girl gasped for air, brushed the dust out of her red hood, and put down a basket she held. 

“Thank you,” said the young woman.

“What’s your name?” questioned Blackheart.

“Cindy,” she replied.

They all looked at her while Ben lolled his head to the side.

“Cindy?” Jake furrowed his brows. “Do you remember anything about… your stepmother or a farm?”

“My stepmother?” Cindy pursed her lips. “My only family’s my grandmother.”

Jake and Ben exchanged looks while Blackheart observed her.

“Are you heading toward the forest?” asked Cindy. “Because this is where my grandmother lives.”

“We’re actually goin’ to talk to an old friend named Peter,” answered Blackheart.

“Oh, we are?” wondered Steve.

Blackheart forced a smile and shot daggers at Steve.

“Oh, yes, w- we completely are goin’ to see Peter,” said Steve.

The cart left Hamelin and drove back on the grass while Ben glanced at Cindy during the whole ride. They passed by the rotting beanstalk, turned into a feast for insects, and the giant’s corpse, who was getting pecked by birds. A hut of straws, sticks, and bricks stood close while smoke came out of its makeshift chimney.

“Ah, you’re back!” greeted Peter as he opened the door of the hut. “I was cooking my brothers, want a slice?” Peter showed them a tray full of bacon and pigs in blankets.

“No, thanks,” said Jake.

“I think you should share some with Cindy,” demanded Blackheart. “She must be starving after all this running.”

Cindy hopped out of the cart and replied, “I would like some if it’s alright.”

Peter let her enter inside his house while Blackheart watched them.

“Now that she’s gone, what’s the plan?” wondered Blackheart. “We got a Cindy right here, and we also got Cinderella, who Ben thought was the Cindy we’re lookin’ for.”

“I still think Cinderella’s the right one,” said Ben.

“And I’m thinkin’ we’ve found the right Cindy already,” retorted Jake. 

“Even if we did, how does it help us gettin’ out of that world?” questioned Steve.

Blackheart rubbed his chin. “I think it’s obvious that Cindy’s the one who made a deal with Jezebel, since, apart from us, she’s the only one who comes from the real world.”

“Maybe if she remembered the real world, it would make us leave this world?” theorized Ben.

“You and I have already done this at Revelation, remember Ben?” asked Jake. “If only we had our powers.”

“I could always torture her into remembering her real life,” suggested Blackheart. 

“And here I thought I could go through a week without hearing the word torture,” complained Steve.

“Wait…” Ben brushed his hair. “Since we’re inside a fictional world, what would happen if the ending happened?”

“No idea, I guess it could end this world and free us?” said Jake.

“Or looping us back to the start of the story,” added Blackheart. “Plus, we’re not inside a story, we’re inside a world built around various stories.”

Ben shook his head. “Before we fell down the rabbit hole, I saw a book,” he informed. “And... I think it had Cinderella in its title.”

“There you go with Cinderella again,” groaned Jake. “What’s your deal with her?”

“I’m not lying!” insisted Ben. “I’m dressed like Pinocchio, if I was lyin’, you would see it. Look.” Ben breathed quickly and said, “My name is Jake.” 

Ben’s wooden crook grew in size as soon as he finished this sentence.

“I wasn’t sayin’ you were lyin’,” replied Jake. “I just think you’ve been talkin’ a lot about Cinderella.”

“Be- because I’m sure that saving her could help us,” replied Ben as his crook grew again.

Jake crossed his arms. “Ben, why are you lyin’?”

“I’m not lying,” assured Ben while his staff gained in size.

“Ben, I understand if it’s personal to you, but at least tell us why you’re hiding us from us,” said Steve.

“I… I…” Ben sat down and lowered his head. “I can’t…”

“Ben, c’mon.” Jake knelt. “It’s just a stupid story about a girl waitin’ for a guy to save her.”

“It’s not a stupid story!” shouted Ben as he stood up. “Th- that’s why I don’t want to talk about it... Every time people just… they just say mean things”

Jake sighed and stared at his boyfriend, “Ben, I’m sorry... I didn’t know this story was important to you.”

“It’s okay, I… I’ve overreacted,” replied Ben.

“Do you want to talk about it, just you and me?” asked Jake.

Ben grinned a little and nodded. Jake checked their surroundings and noticed a tree bark at the edge of a forest, illuminated by fireflies and fluorescent flowers. Jake grabbed Ben’s right hand and they walked toward the area. They then sat down while blue and purple lights glimmered over Ben’s face.

“Wh- when… when I was still locked inside,” mumbled Ben. “I had nothin’ but food and pillows to play within my room.” Ben closed his eyes a bit and re-opened them. “But one day, I’ve managed to steal a book off a shelf…” He inhaled deeply as Jake brushed his arms. “It was about someone forced to grow in a horrible house and had to work all the time.” Ben smiled a bit. “But she still believed in magic, she still believed that one day, that one day it would get better.”

“This story, it was Cinderella, right?” asked Jake.

Ben bobbed his head. “Looking at the flowers outside changed my mind, but reading Cinderella…” Ben’s eyes twinkled. “It gave me hope.” Ben paused while some pink roses bloomed. “That’s why I have to save Cinderella... Sh- she saved me.”

“I understand,” replied Jake as he caressed his boyfriend’s hands.

“I know it’s selfish,” said Ben. “But I’ve no idea how else we could leave this world or how to bring back Cindy’s memories.”

Ben’s crook shrunk back to its original form as he talked.

“Me either honestly,” conceded Jake. “And Blackheart’s torturing someone doesn’t sound great.”

“So, what’s the plan?” asked Ben.

“I don’t know…” Jake scratched his hair. “I guess we could leave Cindy with Peter and go find Cinderella.”

“Wait…” Ben widened his eyes.

“You got somethin’?” wondered Jake.

“It’s just a theory… but if Cinderella’s the real Cindy, and she struck a deal with Jezebel. She must know a lot about fairy tales.”

Jake shrugged. “Yeah, I guess.”

“If so, she knew that Hansel and Gretel would get abandoned and would go to the Gingerbread House,” hypothesized Ben.

“And if I remember correctly, the witch from that story would trap people…” added Jake. “And even if Cinderella’s not there, at least we would’ve somethin’ to eat instead of Peter’s brothers.” Jake smirked. “Sounds like a good plan to me.”

They walked back to the others while Steve and Blackheart arm-wrestled.

“Oh, Jake, Ben, you’re back.” Blackheart waved to them and beat Steve at the same time. “Wanna wrestle?”

“Well done,” grunted Steve as he massaged his wrist. “So, what did you two decide?”

“Ben-” Jake paused. “We thought we should leave Cindy with Peter and try to find Cinderella at the Gingerbread House,” replied Jake.

“The Gingerbread House?” exclaimed Peter as he walked out of his house.

Jake looked at him and asked, “You know where it is?”

“It’s an urban legend around, people never found it,” said Peter. “All I know is that all the machines I’ve sent to visit the northwestern woods have never come back.”

Steve looked at the compass on the dashboard. “Guess we could go here.”

“Or I could torture Cindy?” proposed Blackheart.

“Alright, we’re goin’ to the woods,” said Jake.

Blackheart rolled his eyes while Steve started the engine. Peter gave them some lanterns filled with bioluminescent mushrooms and they rode toward the northwest. Thorny shrubs and twisted trees began to populate the landscape as they drive on. The hooting of the owls died down and soon any sign of animal life vanished while the forest swallowed them.

Steve winced and ogled at the dashboard. “The compass isn't workin’ anymore,” he said.

Soon after, the lanterns turned off while violet vegetation appeared. The tall purple grass coiled around the wheels of the cart before they ensnared them.

“Shit,” cursed Jake. “There’s no goin’ back now.”

The team hopped off the vehicle and edged through the sweet-scented herbage. Steve touched some blades of grass on the way and licked the tip of his fingers.

“Huh? It tastes like gummy,” said Steve.

“We have to be near the Gingerbread House,” said Ben.

They stayed close to each other and inched their way through the woods. Lilac lollipops and mauve candy canes stood around them while some toys and tiny shoes lied on the ground. A moon-lit glade shimmered in front of them while a stream of milk and honey flew by. The left riverbank was next to a windowless cruck house whose curved roof was made of dark chocolate and shaped like a pointed hat. Blood red cherries adorned the top while the walls were coated with frozen whipped cream. Its front was supported by umber biscuit sticks whose alignment was similar to the bars of a furnace door.  

Its entrance opened on its own as an orange-tinted light from the inside shone on a stocky outline, akin to an eclipse.

“Poor lost souls, you must be starving,” said a croaky woman’s voice. “Come inside.”

“Let’s trick her,” whispered Ben.

“With pleasure,” replied Blackheart as hid Elizabeth’s former ax under his cape. 

They trod inside the house brightened by a chocolate chandelier, and whose floor was made of gingerbread. Paintings of human teeth were framed on the crimson strawberry walls. The front door closed as they arrived in front of a long wavy pink table whose one extremity went into the floor while the other stood up. 

A middle-aged woman walked toward with a tray full of sweets. An olive scarf was wrapped into a turban around her head with a bow similar to a cobra hood. She also wore a camel bodice, a netted shawl of the same color over her arms, and a long bronze dress. 

“What do you prefer? Candy apples without poison or porridge?” asked the old woman.

“I would like a piñata cookie,” said Blackheart.

The old woman frowned. “Oh, I’ll cook one right now.

“It’s not worth the trouble,” replied Blackheart as he stood up. “I see one right- HERE!”

Blackheart lifted his ax above the woman and swung it at her right arm, cutting it off. The woman screamed in agony as she dropped the tray and ink geysered out of her wound. Jake stepped in front of Ben as they all looked at the scene with shocked eyes. Blackheart then kicked the old woman down and struck her with the ax over and over as ebony blood splattered him.

“Blackheart, that’s enough!” ordered Steve as he yanked away Blackheart.

The old woman’s mangled body lied on the floor while the harmed turban untied off her head. Golden blonde locks fell out of it as the woman choked on her own blood.

“What’s wrong with you?!” shouted Steve.

“C’mon, it’s just a fictional character, and I haven’t killed someone in a while,” brushed off Blackheart.

Jake glared at Blackheart and shook his head. “Might as well check around the house, now that Blackheart has butchered its owner.”

Ben looked at the lion on Steve’s chest before he glanced at the dead witch. 

“How about a wardrobe?” suggested Ben.

Jake walked into the living room and opened a wardrobe filled with books. He tried to pull out some of them, but they would stay inside and only bent forward.

“Ben, I think I found somethin’,” said Jake as the others walked around him. 

“Um, maybe if we pull the right books, it will open a secret passage?” theorized Steve.

“There must a code,” added Ben. “Or a hint somewhere in the ho-”

Blackheart hit the wardrobe with his ax and wrecked into smithereens. A secret was then stairwell was revealed behind it.

“Just a guess, but would you always solve riddles instead of slashin’ your way in?” asked Blackheart.

“Most of the time, yes,” replied Ben.

Blackheart huffed. “Wow. Your lives must’ve been miserable before me.”

The latter ambled up the stairs while Jake crossed his arms.

“What an asshole,” groaned Jake.

“I think he’s becoming nice,” said Ben.

They followed Blackheart up the spiral stairs while the house trembled and grumbled. A pleated door stood at the top of the stairs and Blackheart beat it open. A round room with quilted wine velvet walls appeared. Candy cane cells surrounded them and caged seven little boys inside them with long beards. Cakes and sweets were piled in their prison, which they lazily nimbled.

Ben grabbed Jake’s left hand and mumbled, “Wh- what is this place?”

“Hell,” murmured a boy with glasses. “We… We’ve been locked here for months, forced to eat… again and again… forever.”

Ben tried to look away from the cages until he spotted two blonde children with clothing similar to his.

“Hansel and Gretel?” he asked them as he approached.

The girl nodded. “Are you here to free us?”

“Let’s get them out of here,” ordered Steve.

Blackheart chopped down the cells while Steve punched down others. Ben observed the room and his eyes darted at a dark cage with a young woman sitting down inside it. A long train of blonde hair covered her cyan gown and her glass slippers.

“Cinderella?” called Ben with wide eyes.

“Huh?” The princess stood up and looked at him. “Who are you?”

“We’re here to save you,” replied Ben with a warm smile.

Cinderella breathed out with grace and said, “Thank you… Thank you from the bottom of my heart.”

Ben stared fondly at Cinderella and stayed with her until the room tremored.

“What’s happening?!” questioned Jake.

“It’s the witch!” exclaimed Cinderella.

“We’ve killed her,” replied Blackheart.

Cinderella flinched. “How? The witch-”

“Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum,” echoed a shrill voice through the house. “I smell the blood of an American.”

“The witch… The witch is the house,” said Cinderella. “She traps people with a pure heart inside her and feeds off their life energy.”

Chapter 40: The Way The Cookie Crumbles

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“Who did I kill then?” wondered Blackheart.

Ben remembered the hair color of Blackheart’s victim and gasped.

“It was Goldilocks,” said Ben.

“What? But Goldilocks’s a kid,” said Jake.

“It depends of the version,” replied Cinderella.

The room tilted while a heat rose from the depths of the house.

“You have to leave with the children before it’s too late!” urged Cinderella.

Ben shook his head. “We’re not leaving you behind!”

Steve carried some children in his arms while Blackheart pushed them forward.

“We have to leave now!” ordered Steve.

“Go, I’ll save Cinderella,” said Ben as he picked up Blackheart’s ax.

Steve sighed before he left with Blackheart and the children.

“I’ll stay with you,” Jake said and shared a smile with his boyfriend.

Ben inhaled and lifted the ax with a groan. He then pulled it above his shoulder and fell on his back. 

“I should do it,” said Jake.

“Yeah, thank you,” replied Ben from the floor.

Jake helped his boyfriend standing up and took the ax. He then took the ax and struck the candy canes with it. The walls and the ceiling moaned while what appeared to be an earthquake happened. Jake stumbled, but Ben held him up. Soon, Jake cut up the bars of the cell and Cinderella hurried out of it. 

“I won’t let you leave!” thundered the witch’s voice. “I’ll grind your bones to make my gingerbread!”

Liquorice tentacles came out of the stitching of the walls and undulated toward them. Jake sliced them up while Ben impaled them with the hook of his crook. Cinderella picked up her hair and ran through the stairs with Ben and Jake. One more tentacle coiled around her mane, but Jake cut off her train of hair.

“Run fast as you can, I’ll catch you!” hissed the witch.

Biscuit arms burst out of the floor and blocked their way. Gingerbread men crawled out of the basement with their disfigured bulbous faces. Ben and Jake stepped in front of Cinderella as they faced a horde of the witch’s minions.

“What do we do now?” asked Cinderella.

“I have an idea,” muttered Ben before he walked forward. “Huh. Gingerbread ladies, Gingerbread men, and in-betweens. Have you ever thought what it felt like to try something different for once?” 

The witch’s minions ogled at them.

“Aren’t you tired of always following the witch’s orders? Don’t you want to do something for yourself for once?” asked Ben. “This princess right here, Cinderella, she is the living proof that freedom and following your heart is more important than any limits or rules put over us. So please, let us go.”

The gingerbread men stared at Ben before they burst laughing and mocked him. 

“Alright.” Ben turned around. “Cinderella, can I take your shoes?” 

“Oh, of course,” said Cinderella as she gave him her glass slippers.

Ben handed her his staff and looked at his boyfriend. “Stay close to her, I’ll handle this.”

Jake nodded and clasped the ax while Ben stepped toward the witch’s minions. Ben stretched his neck while his eyes turned red. He glared at them before he let out a war cry and charged forward. 

The minions were still laughing and did not even glance at Ben. The latter stabbed one of them in the left eye with a glass heel as red jam splashed over him. He then used the dead body as a shield while he slashed gingerbread men’s throats with the other glass slipper. Some minions pounced at him, but Ben hurled the corpse he held at them. 

Ben next leaped and climbed up a chandelier. He gripped the gummy chain and scraped it with one of the glass heels and cut it off. The chandelier soon dropped and crushed a group of gingerbread men. One of them bit his left leg, causing Ben to yelp. The latter punched the creature through their skull before a gingerbread man tackled him against the floor. Ben wrestled the creature and sunk his teeth into its lips and tore it off. The gingerbread man moaned and rolled away while Ben grabbed its head and snapped its neck. 

Ben stood up and breathed heavily, covered by gingerbread man’s blood from head to toe. Jake and Cinderella looked at him with wide eyes. The front door thumped and was kicked open as Steve ran in.

“Hey, are you-” Steve’s darted at Ben’s massacre and he yelled, “Sweet Mother of God!”

Gingerbread men’s innards dripped off the walls while Steve watched them with an agape mouth.

“He’s my boyfriend,” said Jake as he gestured to Ben.

“Oh, congrats!” praised Cinderella.

They followed Steve with haste out of the house and joined Blackheart.

“Where are the kids?” asked Steve.

“Oh, I’ve killed them,” said Blackheart as he showed fingers in his left hand.

“What?!” exclaimed all of them.

Blackheart chuckled. “Just kidding, they’re in the bushes,” he said as the children walked toward them. “I tore away some of Goldilocks’ fingers before leavin’.”

“What the hellfuck’s wrong with you?!” shouted Jake.

“Don’t get mad, I just wanted to scare you two,” replied Blackheart before he told Steve, “Your grandson’s fear is very arousing.”

Steve pushed Jake and Ben away from Blackheart. Whereas, Cinderella looked at the sky and smiled.

“The sky… I missed seeing it,” said Cinderella. 

“Cinderella, I was wondering.” Ben paused and asked, “How did you know about Goldilocks having different versions?”

“I… I don’t know.” Cinderella closed her eyes. “It’s strange, I… I sometimes have all these... other memories in my head.”

Ben tilted his head and questioned, “Does the name Cindy remind you of anything?”

Cinderella furrowed her brows and said, “I think… I think I’ve heard this name more than once.”

“She lived in a farm community called Esmeralda and a had a stepmother named Mother Holle,” described Ben.

“Do I… Do I know her?” wondered Cinderella.

All of a sudden, the lilac grass under them hardened and wrapped around their legs. Blackheart snatched the ax out of Jake’s hands and cut it off. They sprinted out of it as Steve helped the children follow them. The candy trees bent and pointed at them while the house creaking turned into a howl. Its foundations rose off the ground while the purple plants trailed after it. Two holes cracked at the front of the building as its beams aligned into long teeth over a larger crevasse. The house transformed into a hag-like face with fiery orifices and purple plants as its hair. A skeletal violet torso emerged with two lanky arms. 

“A giant,” muttered Cinderella. 

“Let us go, we can help the giants!” shouted Steve.

The colossal witch cackled. “I don’t care about the other giants! They’re cowards who’ve rejected our true natures!” she bellowed with an ethereal roar. “But enough with politics, let’s talk cuisine.” The witch gazed at Ben. “You, what a curious innocence you have.” She licked her teeth. “Sweet, yet seasoned.” She glanced at Blackheart. “But you, I’ve no reason of locking you.”

Blackheart chuckled and whispered to the others, “Guess you’re the ones in danger.”

“A heart as evil as yours, I should eat it right away!” declared the witch as she grabbed Blackheart. “It’ll be fattening, but worth the taste.”

“Let go of me, you crone!” urged Blackheart as he wriggled.

“I don’t wanna say it, but we have to help him,” said Jake. 

“I can get you up here, just don’t move too much,” replied Steve.

Jake picked up Blackheart’s ax while Steve joined his hands down. Jake stepped over Steve’s gloves and he catapulted him. The young man landed on the witch’s arm and struck her wrist with the ax.

“Aah! I’ll eat your brain with scrambled eggs!” yelled the witch.

She seized Jake while tentacles grew out of the ground and surrounded the others. 

“Cinderella, take the kids away!” ordered Steve.

“I can’t,” replied Cinderella as she pointed at the woods.

Howlings resonated as a pair of amber eyes glowed between the trees. A lupine hirsute mass prowled out of darkness and growled.

“Lissa,” muttered as he walked toward her.

“Ben!” shouted Steve.

“Lissa, it’s me, Ben, remember?” asked Ben.

The Big Bad Wolf snarled and looked daggers at him.

“Please, Lissa, we need your help!” pleaded Ben.

The beast raised her left claws above Ben and the latter jerked back. She cut a tentacle behind him before she attacked more tentacles, which Cinderella to run away with the children.

“NO! You can’t leave me!” screeched the witch.

Lissa leaped inside the witch’s mouth while the latter choked. The witch dropped Jake and Blackheart before she clutched her throat.

“Jake!” screamed Ben as he caught his boyfriend. 

“Hey.” Jake smiled.”We really love saving each other.”

Meanwhile, Blackheart fell on a lollipop stick. 

“Thanks for the help,” scoffed Blackheart.

The witch trembled and gulped while bestial roars sounded inside her. She then vomited jam filled with bones and clothes all over the ground. Lissa clawed her way out of her chest and the giant witch’s purple body turned to ink and froze.

“Thanks, Lissa,” Ben told her.

Lissa slightly nodded and hopped back into the woods.

“What do we now?” wondered Jake.

“You die!” exclaimed a voice from the sky. 

A green-skinned hag swooped in front of them with her magic broom. Her arms and legs were wrapped with bandages.

“Now that this big witch is gone, there’s a new bitch in town!” she announced.

The giant witch’s body behind her boiled and inflated. Soon next, it blew up and the house she had for a head went up in the air

“I’ll turn you into donkeys, make you work with me, and-” A shadow loomed over the green-skinned witch and she looked up. “Well, shit.”

The gingerbread house crashed down and crushed the green-skinned hag. They all stared at the scene in silence.

“Sometimes I wonder when sanity has decided to jump out of the window,” said Jake.

“Help! Help!” screamed Gretel.

They hurried into the forest and discovered Cinderella sitting against a tree.

“She hit her head against a tree as we ran,” said Hansel as they arrived.

Cinderella rubbed her head and groaned.

“Are you okay?” worried Ben.

“I… I…” Cinderella opened her eyes. “I remember.”

“You remember?” asked Jake.

“My name’s Cindy,” she said.”I think I… I wished to a fairy to be here.”

“Why would you do that?” asked Ben.

Cindy glanced away. “To escape,” she replied. “My stepmother and Thomas… It was just... too much.” She looked at the fantastic forest. “Sometimes, I just wish the real world would be like a fairy tale… Where things are simpler.”

“Do you want to stay here forever?” questioned Ben.

“I don’t know,” muttered Cindy. “I’m just tired of the problems... Of the pressure.” She rubbed her face. “I just...I just don’t feel I’m strong enough to handle it.”

“I think Cinderella felt the same way,” said Ben. “A lot of people say that she’s not strong, but for me she is strong... She cried and she felt desperate, but she always kept hope inside her.” Ben smiled. “If you need more time, take it. Just… Just know that things get better, no matter how much time it takes.”

“Thank you,” replied Cindy. “You remind me of her.”

“Of who?” asked Ben.

“Cinderella,” said Cindy. “Felt like it was her talking to me.”

Ben beamed and replied, “Thank you.”

Cindy smiled and said, “I think I’m ready after all.” Her hands shone as sparkles floated out of it. “I’m ready to write my own story.” Her dress turned into pants and a jacket as she brightened. “I wish you all the best for yours,” she said as she looked at Ben and Jake.

Cindy vanished into a flash of light and left a single glass slipper behind.

“Wait, but what about us?” wondered Jake.

“You? You’re staying here,” said a sultry voice.

They turned around and saw a young woman with a red hood, sporting a sinister look. She removed her it and it burned with her skin, revealing Jezebel underneath.

“You!” shouted Jake. “You’re always here to-”

“Guess, you’ll never avenge your grandpa, so sad,” scoffed Jezebel. “You and the other minor characters, you’ll stay trapped here forever.”

“C’mon Jezebel, we all know you’re not smart enough to do that,” said Blackheart.

“You shut up!” yelled Jezebel before she regained her composure. “I’ve brought back Cindy to the real world, the only person who could break my spell,” she said. “And meanwhile, I, the main character, will be free to do whatever I want.” Spirals of flames enveloped her as she said, “Now it’s my turn to finally have the spotlights.”

Jake lunged at her, but Jezebel teleported away into a floating puddle of ink.

“This can’t be true, right?” questioned Steve.

Blackheart rubbed her neck. “I’m sure she is… I… I just need to find a way.”

“You don’t have your powers anymore,” replied Jake as he lowered his head. “She’s right… We’re trapped here forever by her fucking her fucking spell…”

“Spell?” repeated Ben.

Jake looked at him. “You got an idea?”

Ben walked to his boyfriend and said, “Yes! It’s a spell and we’re in a fairy tale world. How do most fairy tales break spells?”

Jake’s face brightened and he replied, “With a true love kiss.”

“You two can’t be serious!” exclaimed Blackheart. “What’s next? The power of friendship?”

“You got a better idea, Douche Charming?” taunted Jake.

Ben gazed away. “But… What if it doesn’t work?” he wondered. “Would it mean we don’t really love each other?”

Jake grabbed Ben’s hands and said, “Then, it’ll just mean we need more time to know each other.”

“I hope,” muttered Ben.

Jake caressed Ben’s hands and asked, “You’re ready, my prince?”

Ben blushed and grinned. “I am… My prince.”

The two young men closed their eyes and locked lips. As soon as the kiss happened, a light was birthed between the two and engulfed everyone. 

“Jake?” called a silvery voice.

Jake grunted and opened his eyes. Ben was looking at him as he lied on the grass.

“Did it work?” asked Jake.

“Why is there a van parked in the middle of the fuckin’ street?!” shouted someone.

“Yes, it did,” laughed Jake.

Ben helped his boyfriend stand up and they exchanged looks.

“Jake,” muttered Ben. “Thank you…” Ben teared up. “Thank you for giving me a chance.”

“You too,” replied Jake with a tender smile.

Ben grabbed Jake’s right hand and pulled him up before they hugged. The latter checked their surroundings and discovered they were back at Esmeralda , near the hill. It was the morning and the rabbit hole they had fallen into before was now closed. A white fur skin laid to its right with a bulge under it. A hand slid out of it before Lissa appeared.

“Ugh, what happened?” she groaned.

“Lissa!” called Ben. “Are you okay?”

“Yeah, I guess.” She stood up and realized she was naked. “Aah!” Lissa grabbed the wolf skin and wrapped it around her. “Wh- what happened?” 

“You turned into a wolf,” explained Ben. “But more than before, you were wild and- and white.”

“I’m always white,” replied Lissa before she looked down at her wolf skin. “So… I guess this happened.”

“You remember anything?” questioned Jake.

Lissa shook her head. “There are blurry pictures in my head… And some sounds… But nothing clear.” She brushed her ears. “I remember hearing nothing, then everything…” Lissa winced. “I tried to focus and hear your voices and… and now I am here.”

“I guess her werewolf episode was like a dream for her?” theorized Steve.

“Who said that?!” questioned Lissa.

Jake bugged out his eyes and asked, “Did- did you hear Steve?” 

“Is it like Revelation all over again? Or... am I goin’ crazy?” wondered Lissa.

“Huh... Grandpa, say somethin’,” said Jake.

Steve put his arms on his waist and replied, “Um… I…” He glanced at Ben and said, “I… I once dressed up... as a woman for a mission.”

Jake ogled at his grandfather. “What?” 

“Your grandpa’s a Drag Queen?!” exclaimed Lissa.

“Wow, you can hear Cap, this is awesome!” rejoiced Ben.

Lissa cupped her ears and said, “I… I can hear TVs and people in their homes…” She looked up. “I can… I can hear the birds up here.”

“What are they saying?” asked Ben.

“I don’t speak bird,” said Lissa.

“Wow,” replied Ben.

“Ah, you’re awake,” said Blackheart as he wrapped his arms around Jake and Ben. “My two favorite future slaves.”

Jake slapped Blackheart’s hands away while Lissa gawked at them.

“Did I miss somethin’?” she asked.

“You sure did,” answered Blackheart. “My dear Jake has been occasionally pleasuring my cock with his skilled lips.”

“WHAT?!” shouted Lissa with a shocked expression.

“How about you shut the fuck up for once?!” yelled Jake to Blackheart. “Don’t trust him, he’s a lyin’ sack of shit.”

“Right,” added Ben. “Jake’s the one getting his cock pleasured.”

“Ben! Not now,” said Jake with a blush.

Steve and Lissa laughed as they walked back to the farms. Cindy was on the main street, surrounded by people.

“Cindy, you’re safe!” yelled her stepmother as she covered Cindy in kisses.

“Oh, look!” Cindy pointed at Jake’s group. “They are the ones who saved me.”

The stepmother bowed to them. “Thank you, thank you for my saving my daughter.”

“What happened?” asked Cindy’s boyfriend, Thomas.

“Me and them, we were in… in a fairytale world,” answered Cindy.

“My poor girl.” Cindy’s stepmother hugged her. “All alone outside. I should’ve watched more over you.”

Cindy pinched her lips and glanced at Ben. “Mom,” she said. “I… I know that you’re afraid for me. But... I wanna live and go outside.”

“Outside?” Her stepmother flinched. “But it’s dangerous. You- You know what happened to your father…”

“I know.” Cindy lowered her chin a bit before raising it back. “But I know that you and… dad, you want what’s best for me. And being locked inside isn’t what’s best for me.”

Cindy’s stepmother closed her eyes. “And… And you’ll leave with him?” She took a glimpse at Thomas.

“I’m not leavin’,” replied Cindy. “I… I just need some time. And you know me, I’m not stupid. And I promise to listen to all of your advice.”

Her stepmother sighed. “Alright… I guess… I guess we should buy you a phone so you call me every day?”

“Thank you, mom,” said Cindy before she hugged her mother.

Jake and his friends watched them with a smile while Blackheart crossed his arms and dozed off. Then, Cindy stepped toward them with a book in her hands.

“I thought I should give this to you for saving me,” said Cindy as she handed to Ben her book.

Ben smiled and took it. “Really? Thank you.” 

Cindy rejoined her family while Ben looked at the book titled The New Adventures of Cinderella . He opened it and grinned from ear to ear.

“Jake! Look!” called Ben.

Ben’s boyfriend gazed at the first page and they laid eyes on the illustration of a pig with a goatee and children waving to them. Jake moved his left arm around Ben’s waist and smiled.

“I’m proud of you, Jake,” said Steve. 

“Thanks, grandpa,” replied Jake with a warm smirk.

Blackheart groaned and asked, “Can we go back to the RV?” 

Jake glared at him and replied, “Don’t you have some mutated people to order around?”

“I got bored of them,” said Blackheart. “And what’s wrong with you and Ben?”

“What’s wrong with us?” Jake knit his brows. “Are you serious?”

“You really don’t understand?” questioned Blackheart. “I’ve been gifting you my presence and tried to treat you with more decency than you deserved, so why are you being so ungrateful?”

Jake ground his teeth and turned to his boyfriend. “Ben... you wanna tell him?”

Ben nodded and said, “Blackheart, we… I appreciate the efforts you’re making for us.” He exhaled. “But sometimes it is like… it is as if you don’t care about how we could react to what you say.”

“Why? I should?” wondered Blackheart.

“Yeah, most people like to be treated like fucking people!” shouted Jake.

Blackheart chuckled. “Why? You’re not people.”

“Huh? We fuckin’ are,” replied Jake.

“Oh, right.” Blackheart sneered. “You don’t know.”

“What do we don’t know?” asked Ben.

“The only people are me and my father,” said Blackheart. “All the rest of you are just toys created for me to play with.”

Jake eyed him. “This guy’s batshit insane.”

“Blackheart.” Ben sighed. “You should not-”

“Let’s just give up on him,” cut off Jake. “We won’t have to deal with him anymore once all of this is done.”

Blackheart snickered and said, “Oh, yes. You will.”

“Huh?” Jake raised an eyebrow. “The deal was that we help you kill Jezebel and then we split up.”

“I guess you may have... interpreted some of my words,” replied Blackheart. “What matters is that I had the time to observe you and Ben.” Blackheart stared at Jake with an icy gaze. “And I want you two to stay with me.”

“Well, we don’t want to,” said Jake.

“What you want doesn’t matter. Only what I want does,” said Blackheart.

Jake rolled his eyes. “And why would you want even want us to stay with you?”

“Simple.” Blackheart smiled and said, “I’m in love with you two.”

Chapter 41: Creature Feature

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“Love us?” repeated Jake with a grimace. “You’re jokin’ right?”

Blackheart huffed. “I forgot your brain’s not developed enough to understand.”

Jake grit his teeth and charged forward. The young man’s left fist swung at Blackheart and punched him. A translucent shockwave exploded out of Jake’s hand and shattered Blackheart’s sunglasses. The latter’s feet slid a bit back while the ground under him fissured.

“You ungrateful life-stain,” grunted Blackheart. “Do you know how many people wish to be my personal slave? And that’s how you thank me?!”

“Thank you? Thank you?!” Jake shot daggers at Blackheart and shouted, “You’ve tried to kill us, kidnapped Ben, and killed my dad! And now you expect us to be your little personal bitches?”

“If that’s how it is…” Blackheart summoned a sword into his left hand. “I’ll just have to kill Jezebel on my own.”

“Jake!” screamed both Steve and Ben as they lunged in front of him.

Blackheart chuckled and put down his sword. He sneered and looked down at Jake who had stepped back.

“On the very first day father told me about your existence, I hated you,” said Blackheart with a calm tone. “I hated you so much for taking his attention… But then I realized, you were the first person to ever make me feel something, well, let’s say intense.” He plunged his eyes into Jake. “Do you know how it feels, to always be bored and disconnected from everything? And then you meet someone who finally someone who makes you feel something?”

“You’re fucking crazy,” said Jake.

Blackheart sized up Jake before he looked at Ben and asked, “You’ve read Cinderella, right? The story of a poor girl who jumped at the first opportunity to save herself from the prison she was in.”

Ben held his staff and said, “Blackheart, this is-”

“You and Jake, you’re my key to leave that prison,” cut off Blackheart. “I’ve been living that prison ever since I could think. Crawling through a world of plain bland faces. I’ve been suffering more than any of you, and I deserve more than anyone.”

Jake glared at him and said, “You’re a self-centered asshole.”

“As if I cared about what any of think of me,” replied Blackheart with a scowl. “I had enough wasting my time with lowly mortals like you.”

Blackheart lifted his right hand as leaves and blades of grass hovered toward him. A vegetal veil turned around him and covered his body. It then dropped down and he had vanished.

Jake exhaled and said in hushed tones, “Thank God, he’s finally gone…”

Ben gently grabbed Jake’s left hand and they exchanged smiles. All of them then headed to the RV with the two young men at the back, Steve on the passenger seat, and Lissa as the driver. The inhabitants of Esmeralda waved goodbye to them as they rode away. Jake still held Ben’s hand as he rested his head on the latter’s left shoulder. He soon closed his eyes and fell asleep.

“Jake, wake up,” softly said Ben.

 The young man brushed his eyes and opened them. He discovered they were now parked at the edge of a town. Smoke came out of the bonnet while Lissa and Steve stood outside and observed it.

“The car’s broken?” asked Jake.

“I guess,” replied Ben before he smiled. “I was also wondering. Since the car’s stuck here... Do you want to have some fun around?”

Jake smirked and said, “Someone’s listenin’ to the little demon on their shoulder.”

They stepped out of the RV while Lissa headed toward a nearby electronic store named Dillon Tech .

“Lissa, you’re comin’ with us?” asked Ben.

“I’ll join you later, I need to rest a bit,” replied Lissa.

“Why are you goin’ inside this store though?” questioned Jake.

“I won’t wait inside the car with no TV or internet inside,” said Lissa as she put out five credit cards.

“I should stay just in case,” said Steve. “I don’t really trust Lissa to watch over the car… I don’t trust her to watch over a lot of things apart from her phone, to be honest.”

“Good luck, grandpa” replied Jake with a slight chuckle.

“So, what do you want to do?” asked Ben as they walked into the town.

Jake scratched his hair and said, “I think it should be your choice. I’ll enjoy anythin’ as long as you enjoy it too.”

“Really? Thank you!” replied Ben. “I’ll enjoy anything as long as you enjoy it too.”

“Well, that’s cool, but not helpful…” Jake looked around and smiled. “Wow! They got a Howling Commandos exposition?!”

“A what?” wondered Ben.

“The Howling Commandos, they’re a team of monsters from an old FPS game,” explained Jake. “But it’s one of the best out there.”

“FPS?” questioned Ben. “Fucking Peter Spider?”

Jake snickered and wrapped his left arm around Ben’s waist. They soon arrived in front of Lila Grulla’s Museum . It was a concrete museum with brick detailing and large wooden pyramids circling it. 

“It’s my first time going inside a museum, I’m excited,” whispered Ben.

“Well, you’re startin’ big, trust me,” replied Jake before he kissed his boyfriend.

They walked inside and paid themselves tickets with one of Lissa’s credit cards. Jake then pulled Ben by the left hand and they rushed toward the exposition. They next arrived in front of an array of wax statues of monsters, props, and photographs.

“Look, it’s the Bride,” said Jake as he pointed at a silhouette covered by a long wedding veil. “Basically, she’s the best for stealth and distractions.” 

“Wow, she’s scary and has great nails,” said Ben. “I like her.”

They moved to the left and faced a scaled man with crocodilian and fish-like features.

“It’s Manphibian,” informed Jake. “This guy’s a tank, he just charges in and destroys everyone.”

“Wow, he’s named Manphibian but has nothing to do with amphibians. Good for him, he doesn’t submit to labels,” said Ben.

“And here’s my favorite, N’Kantu,” said Jake as he pointed at a mummy. “He stays back and summons bullshit against everyone.”

“He has great thighs,” said Ben.

“Yeah, but you prefer my thighs, right?” asked Jake as he hugged his boyfriend.

Ben giggled a little and they made out. 

“Oh, look, it’s FJR!” exclaimed Jake as he gestured at the picture of a man drawing comic books.

“Who?” asked Ben.

“Frank Johnson Romero,” said an orotund voice. 

The two young men turned around and saw a man walking toward them with slicked-back peppered hair and a black bow tie. 

Jake widened his eyes. “Victor Cartwright?!”

“Wow. It’s Victor Cartwright,” said Ben.

“You know him?” asked Jake.

Ben shrugged. “Not really.”

Victor shook their hands and told Jake, “You seem to know a lot about Frank and me.”

“I’m kinda a fan,” replied Jake.

“Will Frank come too?” asked Ben.

“He’s dead,” said Victor with a frown.

“I guess he would’ve been happy to see that his monsters are in movies and games now,” added Jake.

Victor forced a smile and replied, “Probably.”

All of a sudden, the lights went out, and footfalls resonated while floorboards creaked loudly. Jake clasped Ben’s right hand as the sound of glass boomed at the depths of the hallway. The lights came back and Victor choked.

Two empty pedestals were in front of them, while the third one still had a mummy on it. 

“His scarab amulet, it’s gone!” yelled Victor.

“You think someone stole it?” theorized Jake.

Victor shook his head. “No, it has to be the curse.”

“A what?” questioned Jake with a raised eyebrow.

“N’Kantu’s curse,” repeated Victor while some people eavesdropped. “I tried to warn Frank, but he kept writing about-” Victor glanced at the mummy and paused. “I need to go.”

Victor hurried away while the two young men walked after him. An ear-splitting scream stopped them and they ran to the opposite side. The hallway was slightly crowded with a middle-aged pale woman in the middle. She had thin unkempt gray hair and a blue velvet wrap dress. The woman screeched and stared at framed comic book pages. Their ink had melted over the wall and spelled Whoever lay Stained Eyes on my Work Shall not see the next Rays of the Sun

“We should go check on the others,” urged Jake.

Ben nodded and they hastened out of the museum. The couple passed by a reporter and ran through Lila Grulla . They arrived at the electronic store, where RV was still parked with Steve near it.

“You two are back? That was fast,” commented Steve.

“Somethin’ happened,” explained Jake. “Where’s Lissa?”

Steve chuckled a bit and gestured to the other side of the vehicle. They walked around it and found Lissa sitting on a massage chair on the pavement. She was distracting herself with a cyan tablet.

“Wow, is that a vibrating chair?” asked Ben. “I found something similar but it was shaped like a p-”

“Ben,” interrupted Jake. “I don’t think you should finish this sentence.”

“Hey!” greeted Lissa as she raised her sunglasses. “Good news, they have three other massage chairs like this. Bad news, the mechanic is gonna be late, since someone stole his toolbox.”

“Why would someone steal a toolbox?” wondered Jake.

“Maybe to put their tools in it,” replied Ben.

They shared a look while Ben smiled.

“Um-, by the way, what happened at the museum?” asked Steve.

“Ah, I almost forgot,” replied Jake. “Some statues and other things have just disappeared.”

Lissa stood up and theorized, “What if it was the same person who stole the toolbox?”

“What would someone do with two statues and one toolbox?” wondered Ben.

“A fucked-up porn movie,” said Lissa.

“A movie?” repeated Jake. “I saw movie posters for the Howling Commandos around, maybe we could check out the movie theater.”

“You know the Howling Commandos?” asked Steve with wide eyes.

“Yeah, it’s a bunch of monsters fighting other monsters with guns,” said Jake.

Steve puckered his brows. “You shouldn’t say them about them... And you’re sure it’s not just an excuse to go on another date with Ben?”  

Jake brushed his hair and mumbled, “No, not at all…”

“I would love to go to a movie theater before they all get closed and replaced by car parks,” added Lissa.

“Sounds like a great idea!” shouted Jake as he walked forward.

Lissa locked the RV and they headed toward the movie theater.

“Hey Jake,” whispered Ben. “I might be wrong, but is a car park a place where little cars play outdoor games like toboggans or seesaws?”

Jake smiled and replied, “No, but it should be.”

Monolithic concrete walls with a solid clay top towered in front of them. A marquee shone with its cache of light bulbs with Bride of Fury written on it. They entered inside a red wool hall with a counter on the left. A musclebound man was behind it, he wore a white shirt with an emerald bow tie and mauve pant straps. A golden badge on his burly chest showed Danny Denton. The man brushed his thin mustache with a tiny comb and leered at a movie poster as they trod to him. Jake coughed loudly and he glanced at them. Danny’s eyes then darted at Lissa and he smirked.

“Hey gorgeous,” he purred.

“My vag has teeth,” replied Lissa.

Danny handed them tickets and they walked into an obscure screening room with cobalt velvet chair rows. 

“The room’s almost empty, that’s weird,” said Jake.

“I’ve never heard of these movies honestly, so I’m not surprised,” added Lissa.

They sat on the front row and Ben looked at a woman sitting next to them. 

“Um- excuse me, but did we see you at the museum?” asked Ben.

“Ah, yes it was me.” She simpered. “My apologies for the scream.”

“Don’t worry, it was a really nice scream,” replied Ben.

Jake took a glimpse at her and gasped. “Wait, you’re Barbara Curtis?!”

“You remember me?” she wondered with sparkly eyes before she glanced at the screen. “Oh, the movie’s starting.”

They adjusted themselves in their seats while pictures started to be projected in front of them.

Jake leaned toward his boyfriend and whispered, “You can hold me if you’re scared.”

“Can I do it even if I’m not?” replied Ben.

The two young men smiled at each other as they wrapped their arms together. 

A slimy font presented the title of the film and its actors, including Barbara Curtis, while a piece of organ and Synthwave music played. The music died down and the insides of a dark warehouse with kaleidoscopic stained windows appeared. A leaking pipe dripped droplets from the ceiling and landed into the ground and produced noises similar to footfalls. 

The camera panned to the left and showed a burly man with a green bow tie.

“It’s Danny, the ticket man. Why is he here?” murmured Ben.

“The director would use regular people as actors in his movies,” replied Jake.

Danny put out a flashlight and flailed its beam across the large room. He illuminated all thin hills of silk. Various items were each covered by a single cloth and reminded of bedsheet ghosts. Danny smirked as he gripped a sheet and snatched it away, which revealed a coat rack under it. The man strolled further between the draped ghosts while Ben watched him with an apprehensive look. Danny removed another sheet and jumped a bit at the sight of the wax statue of a clown covering his face. 

Danny walked back into a wall before he chuckled. He pulled at another cloth, which freed an antique table. The cloth also dragged a knife holder away, which dropped some of them. Danny stepped aside quickly and dodged the knives. 

“Almost got me,” he scoffed.

He then cupped one of his ears and perceived a humming. A skinny yet imposing shrouded figure towered at the depths of the warehouse. Ben walked toward it and pinched his lips as he approached the sheet. The humming increased as he got closer. Danny winced a little and touched it. He then took a deep breath and removed the cloth. 

The back of a dressing mirror faced him with Turn Me smeared with lipstick on it. The leaking of the pipe had stopped with the humming. Danny gulped and slowly rotated the mirror. The glass showed Danny’s reflection, but also the rest of the place. Danny bugged out his eyes as he realized that all items had been draped back together. His eyes darted at the clown statue, which had been pivoted toward him.

Danny shivered a bit and edged toward the exit of the warehouse, which was behind the clown. His feet shuffled forward as he stared at the motionless statue. A veil shook to his left and Danny gazed at it. A foot-sized bump moved at the bottom of the sheet while Danny walked back.

A mewing resonated and a cat dashed out of it. 

Danny looked down at the animal and snickered. He then raised his head and screamed. A skeletal woman covered by a white veil stood in front of him and contorted her eyeless face. She screeched and extended her bony arms. Danny was about to move, but she wrapped her long fingers around his face.

The movie went black and stayed like this.

“It’s already over?” asked Ben.

A scream interrupted him and they all ran toward its source, the hall. Tickets and popcorns lied on the floor while moanings sounded behind the counter. Danny was there, crouching into a fetal position.

“Help…” he muttered.

Ben leaped over the counter and questioned, “What happened?” 

“She- Her!” Danny pointed at a movie poster while his other hand covered his face.

The poster for the Bride was now empty and oozed a red substance. 

“It was her!” shouted Danny. “She did this!”

“Did what?” inquired Jake.

“THIS!” yelled Danny.

The man revealed his face and they all stared at him. His eyes glinted as they had been twisted and shifted into lurid representations of frogs. 

His eyes had been turned into stained glass.

Chapter 42: Legion of Monsters

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Danny whimpered and frenetically moved his head around. He clawed at his eyes turned into glass which clinked and rasped. 

“I can’t see!” yelled Danny. “I can’t see anything!”

“We’ll help you,” said Ben as he walked forward. “Just-”

“Don’t touch me!” screamed Danny.

The man stumbled back before he sprinted through an emergency exit. Jake and his group ran after him as Danny staggered in the middle of the street. All of a sudden, a car sped from the left and hit Danny. A man with a green suit stepped out of the Bugatti and smiled.

“Jake! I knew you were here as soon as I saw the van!” shouted the man.

Jake let his hand get shaken and replied, “Mr. O’Neill? Aren’t you supposed to be in Millstone?”

O’Neill handwaved. “I’m helping the town, don’t worry.” He put out his phone and showed pictures on it. “I and that giant statue you brought to life have been touring Arizona. And lemme tell you, I can already smell the tourists comin’ in!”

Ben looked at the mayor’s phone and grinned. “Wow, Rudolph seems happy!”

“Who?” questioned O’Neill.

“Rudolph Rodent, Millstone mascot who tried to kill us and destroyed a quarter of the town,” replied Jake with an annoyed tone.

“Oh yeah, it has a name…” remembered O’Neill.

“Where is Rudolph by the way?” asked Ben.

“Rudolph? It’s at Otis Sez with the rest of Mr. Mike’s One-Ring,” answered O’Neill.

Jake raised an eyebrow. “Mr. Mike’s One-What?”

“Mr. Mike’s One-Ring! The best freak show in Arizona!” O’Neill turned his phone at them again. “Behold, the Asbestos Lady! Banned in fifty-five nations.” He showed an old woman with grey paint on her skin. “Plant Man! A botanist struck by lightning, now a wonder of nature!” O’Neill swiped to the picture of a man holding two branches. “And Professor Rex!” He showed a Beagle in a wheelchair. “Is it a dog on a wheelchair or a wheelchair under a dog?”

“You know you’ve run someone over?” asked Lissa.

“It wasn’t a deer?” O’Neill looked at Danny. “Oh…” He turned back to them. “I have a spray in my car for car accidents, lemme fetch it.”

O’Neill walked inside his car and started the engine. His car drove away quickly and left the town. 

“I think he won’t come back,” said Ben. 

Meanwhile, Danny lied on the concrete road and coughed out some blood. Jake and his friends toward him as Danny’s eyes rolled back in his head. A thin line swelled under his white shirt and hissed. A black scaly hood stuck out of his collar.

“Stay back!” urged Steve.

An ebony cobra with a stout body slithered out of Danny’s shirt.

“It- it’s an Egyptian cobra,” whispered Barbara. “How?

“N’Kantu’s curse,” declared a male voice.

They gazed to their right and saw Victor with two reporters. 

“Victor, please,” pleaded Barbara. “Now’s not the time for that!”

“Don’t you see that thing crawling out of Danny?” questioned Victor. “It’s the same snake that bit Frank-”

“Stop!” screamed Barbara. “Just stop!”

The woman covered her ears and ran away. 

“Forgive her, she’s a bit on edge ever since what happened to Frank,” said Victor.

“We should check out Danny’s counter,” suggested Ben.

Jake agreed and they headed back into the cinema. The few people who had watched the movie raced out of the screening room with panicked faces.

“Or we could check this instead I guess,” said Ben.

They dodged some of the running people and walked inside the screening room. Steve raised his arms in front of Jake and the others. The former pointed at the seats whose some of which had snakes crawling on them. Ben tapped Jake’s back and gestured at the projection screen. The pictures glitched between a zoom on red lips under a cyan light. A letter was stuffed between them with the words Wrongdoers will be Preyed upon by Crocodiles in Water and Hunted by Snakes and Scorpions on Land .

“Wrongdoers?” read Ben. 

“Someone dropped a cheap necklace,” noted Lissa as she gestured at the front row.

The projector light glinted on a green serpentine amulet which was soon swallowed by a cobra.

“That was N’Kantu’s necklace,” said Jake with bugged-out eyes.

“And the only other person who sat here was Barbara,” added Ben. “I think she’s the one who stole it.”

They left the room and encountered Victor chatting with reporters.

“Hey!” called Jake. “Do you know where Barbara ran to?”

“Probably the lake,” answered Victor. “She won her first Saturn Award for-.”

Jake’s group sprinted out of the cinema.

“Hey, good job on spotting the necklace,” Ben told Lissa.

“Thanks…” muttered Lissa as they raced. “Glad to be useful for once.”

Ben frowned and said, “Why do you think this?”

“‘Cause it’s true. I’m not useful unless I turn into a wolf,” said Lissa. 

“I don’t really agree with you,” replied Ben. “You drive the RV, have credit cards, and you helped with Andrea.”

Lissa glanced away. “I guess…” 

“I can give you some tips about fighting if you want?” offered Ben.

“I guess it would be fun to stab someone with a stiletto,” said Lissa. “Thanks, by the way.”

They trod quickly through the streets when a store facade blared a jingle. Jake slowed down and gawked at the tv screens behind the vitrine. They all showed Jeopadenium! in golden letters before fiery sentences appeared.

“He is a minor character and his grandpa got killed by the main heroine,” listed a sultry voice.

“Jezebel,” said Jake with spite.

“Wrong answer!” replied Jezebel as she stepped in. “Jake Dead-Grandpa Esteban was the right answer.” She pouted. “Too bad, you won’t win a free trip in Middletown with a dead grandfather of your choice.”

“Go screw yourself!” shouted Jake. “What do you want?!”

She sneered and said, “Nothin’, just wanted to distract you.”

The screens glitched between various Jezebel’s demented faces before they turned off. Ben put his left hand on Jake’s shoulders while the latter glared at the screens.

“Don’t listen to she-bitch, she’s a bitch,” said Lissa.

“You’ll be okay?” worried Steve.

“Yeah, let’s make sure Jezebel won’t win again,” replied Jake with forced confidence.

They hurried through Lila Grulla while clouds gathered in the sky. Driblets of water dropped from the grey sky. An immense body of water dominated the landscape. Spiky skull-colored hills enclosed the lake. An ankle-height pier linked the shore to a small shack on wooden stilts. Two pairs of poles made garlands with pointy flags billowed because of the wild wind.  

“Barbara!” shouted Jake as he walked over the shore. “Barbara!”

The woman stumbled out of the shack with a bottle of wine.

“Great, she’s drunk,” muttered Lissa.

A bank of fishes swam away while the rain grew in pace. Foams erupted above a dark mass that darted at the pier. The platform tremored and its middle part collapsed. Barbara yelped and dropped her bottle. She stepped forward, but a pole bent until it fell and knocked her out. 

Jake and his group ran to the pier, but Steve stopped at its start. An ethereal amber oval glowed in front of Steve. A cobra symbol hissed inside the oval as it extended and enveloped the lake. 

“That thing’s blockin’ me,” said Steve as he tapped the energy wall.

“Can you throw me to the other side?” asked Ben.

“Think so,” replied Steve.

Jake flinched and said, “Are you sure? We can-”

“We don’t have the time,” cut off Ben. “The curse’s after Barbara.”

Ben gestured at the underwater creature circling the shack.

“You’re right.” Jake sighed. “Come back in one piece, okay?”

Ben nodded while Steve knelt. The latter joined down his hands together and Ben hopped on them before Steve catapulted him over the wrecked pier. Ben rolled over the wet floorboards and shook Barbara, which woke her up.

“I’m sorry,” apologized Barbara. “I tried to run, but-”

Wooden stilts under the shack trembled as the creature hit them.

“It’s okay. Just look up and use the garland to cross the pier,” urged Ben.

Barbara gulped and glanced at the thin string shaking over the dark waters of the lake. She gritted her teeth and gripped at the humid garland while the flags smacked her hands. Barbara lifted her lower legs around the string while Ben held it. Her weight drooped her closer to the abysmal lake.

The others watched Barbara crossing the pier while with anxious faces. Ripples infesting the surface hid the creature swimming underneath. 

“There has to be a way to help them,” said Lissa. 

“Here!” Jake pointed at a canoe on the shore. “Let’s use this to help them cross.”

He and Lissa lifted the boat and carried it across the pier. They put its top half over the collapsed gap and pointed it near the garland. Barbara approached and blinked frenetically while rain blinded her. She extended her right hand to grab the deck of the canoe. A gust shook the wet string and Barbara’s left hand slipped. She screamed and flailed her arms at the canoe and seized it. Her body dangled over the water while a geyser of foam shot under her.

“Barbara, watch out!” yelled Ben.

A reptilian humanoid leaped out of the lake and stretched open its fanged maw. Barbara screeched and swung up her legs. Jake and Lissa pulled back the boat. The creature clawed Barbara’s back before it landed back into the lake. Barbara grimaced and panted while Jake yanked her on the pier. 

“Thank you,” muttered Barbara.

“Jake! Lissa! Get inside the boat!” urged Ben.

The creature bit and tore at the beams under their side of the pier. Jake panicked and pushed Lissa and Barbara toward the canoe before he sprung inside it. The whole structure collapsed and dragged its poles with it. The canoe dropped hull first against the lake. Whereas, Ben unsheathed his knife and put it between his teeth. He then leaped and grabbed the falling string, which swung him down near the boat. 

The canoe bounced a bit before it ended up floating. Suddenly, the creature pounced out of the water and sunk its teeth into Barbara’s dress. The woman yelped and tried to move, but it tugged at her legs. Lissa wrapped her arms around Barbara while Jake hit the monster with a wooden beam.

“S- save me! Please!” begged Barbara.

The creature bit Barbara’s left foot and she screamed again. Behind them, Ben climbed over a collapsed part of the pier. The young man ran across it and lunged at the creature. Ben dropped on the monster’s back and grasped it. The creature wrestled, but Ben darted his head against his. The knife between Ben’s teeth stabbed into the monster’s left eye and it roared in pain. Ben tilted his head and it gouged the eye out, squirting white blood out of it. The monster let go of Barbara and thrashed around before it elbowed Ben off its back. 

“Leave Ben alone!” shouted Jake.

Jake clenched his fists and punched the creature, which released a shockwave. The creature got propelled back.

“Watch your heads!” yelled Steve from the shore.

Steve lifted a broken pole the sand and threw it like a javelin. Its other end flew at the monster and impaled it in the torso. The monster spat wax and looked at Barbara as it sunk into the lake.

Ben swam toward the canoe and Jake helped him get inside.

“You’re okay?” worried Jake.

“Yes, now that I’m with you,” replied Ben with a smile.

The two kissed while Lissa rowed the canoe toward the shore. Whereas, Steve checked the shore. The latter picked up the fallen garland. Then, he hurled the broken pole strung to it. Jake, Ben, and Lissa grabbed it, and Steve pulled them with their boat. Jake and Ben helped Barbara stepping out of the boat while Victor arrived.

“Barbara!” yelled Victor as he ran toward her. “What happened?”

“She got attacked by one of the monsters from the museum,” answered Jake.

Victor ripped his left sleeve and wrapped it around her wounded foot. 

“Is there a safe place for her?” asked Ben.

“Our house has a deadbolt,” said Victor.

Victor and Steve carried Barbara away from the lake and led her to the former’s house. Once they were inside, they discovered walls covered with pictures of a young Barbara. The latter caressed a poster of herself titled N’Kantu and V’Leema .

“Ah, V’Leema, my favorite role,” murmured Barbara before she looked at Jake. “You remember this movie, don’t you? Horror Nostalgia gave it an honorable menti-”

“Barbara, you’re drunk,” cut off Victor. “You need to rest.”

The woman was helped to go upstairs by Victor and Ben.

“She’s in her room,” said Victor as he came back. “A doctor should come soon.”

Ben walked after Victor and held a toolbox.

“I think I found the missing toolbox,” said Ben.

Victor sprawled on a red sofa. “I told her to give it back…”

“It sounds it’s not her first time doing this, right?” asked Jake.

“You’re right,” Victor replied and sighed. “Barbara Curtis used to be a name that a lot of people knew.” He gazed at a photograph of her holding an Academy Award. “But then Frank died and… it all went downhill.”

“But why the stealing?” wondered Jake.

Victor shook his head. “I don’t know… She- She just can’t control herself.”  

A growl boomed outside and startled them. Gales and the hard rain raged outside. 

“What’s happenin’?” wondered Victor. “It never rains like that around.”

One more growl resonated as a giant shape swung out from behind a house. Soon, an emerald scorpion tail scraped over the pavement. It turned and its owner appeared, a six-foot-tall insectoid reptile with claws and red eyes.

“Show yourselves, mortals!” roared the giant scorpion. “It’s almost time for dinner!”

“It’s one of Blackheart’s monsters,” whispered Ben. “Why is he here?”

“That asshole sent him after us, obviously,” said Ben.

A thunderstrike pulverized a car on their street. Fumes came out of the crater while a large silhouette emerged out of them. A dark knight with a sword made of bones stepped out of it and faced the giant scorpion.

“How about your death on a platter?” taunted Blackheart.

Chapter 43: Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

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Abominite, a giant snake with mandibles and a scorpion lower body faced Blackheart, one of Mephisto’s creations. Storm winds and raindrops outpoured over them. Jake and his friends watched them through the windows of Victor’s house.

“So, what do want to be turned into?” asked Blackheart. “A worm or a beetle?”

“None of that, brother,” announced a sultry voice.

Abominite stepped to the side and revealed Jezebel behind her.

“Ah, Jezebel.” Blackheart smirked. “I should’ve known you would take my garbage and use them as your little soldiers.”

“If you’re not scared, go ahead and summon dark thunder against us,” taunted Jezebel.

“With pleasure,” said Blackheart as electricity flowed between his fingers. “DARK THUNDER!” Blackheart extended his left hand, but the small bolts disappeared. “Huh?” 

An old woman walked out of Abominite’s shadow and smiled.

“You mustn’t remember her, but her name’s Maria,” said Jezebel. “You’ve killed her son and she’s here to have her revenge.”

“Ah, as if I cared about her revenge? I’ll crush her once I’m done with you two!” shouted Blackheart. “Dark thunder!”

A blue bird swooped down and perched on his gauntlet.

“What the hell’s happenin’?!” yelled Blackheart.

“It’s her revenge,” said Jezebel. “She made a deal with me to take your powers away.”

Blackheart’s armor rusted and crumbled away from him. His sword rot and vanished.

“No!” shouted Blackheart. “This can’t-”

“I knew you would run in to protect the mortals. After you’ve left the fairytale world, I’ve stayed around to spy, just in case,” explained Jezebel. 

Blackheart dropped to his knees and glared at her.

“Now that you’re out of the way, Father will finally see that I am worthier than you,” hissed Jezebel.

“You…” Blackheart clenched his fists and charged at her.

“Goodbye, brother.” 

Jezebel raised her right hand and summoned a curtain of flames. It propelled back Blackheart and enveloped Jezebel and her allies. They soon vanished and only left ashes behind. At the same time, the storm stopped and the sky cleared. 

“What should we do about him?” asked Ben from the inside of Victor’s house. 

“Nothin’, he had it coming,” replied Jake.

Ben frowned and said, “But he lost his powers for us.”

“Good.” Jake shrugged. “He’ll stop ruining people’s lives.”

Ben looked at his boyfriend with puppy eyes

Jake groaned. “Fine, let’s go see if the asshole’s still an asshole.”

“I’ll go first, just in case,” said Steve.

Steve phased through the house while Jake and Ben opened its door. They approached with caution Blackheart who had his forehead resting against the ground.

“Um, Blackheart… It’s us,” called Ben.

“You’re here to enjoy my defeat?” questioned Blackheart with a tired tone.

Jake crossed his arms and replied, “No, we’re not like you.”

“Then, why are you here?” asked Blackheart as he sat up. “You think I need the pity of some mortals?!”

“There he goes again,” muttered Jake.

“If you don’t want our help, then we’ll just leave,” replied Ben.

“You’re not leavin’,” retorted Blackheart. “I am.” He snapped his fingers and nothing happened. “Fuck!” 

Jake pulled Ben back toward Victor’s house while Blackheart punched a mailbox and stomped away. 

“Well, you tried,” said Steve as they entered.

Lissa watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer on her phone while Victor read a yellowish newspaper. Barbara Curtis, a Horror Story of the Past was the headline with a chipped picture of Barbara being pushed out of a ceremony with a red carpet by a police officer.

Victor scowled and lowly said, “I think I owe you some explanations.”

“What do you mean?” asked Jake.

“There’s no curse, well… originally,” explained Victor. “The curse never killed Frank.”

“Then what was it?” questioned Jake

Victor pursed his lips and said, “Himself.”

Ben widened his eyes. “But... Why?”

“His… his dream was for his creations to be loved by everyone.” Victor shook his head. “I guess the wait was just… too much for him,” he said with a low tone. “Him and Barbara, they were two dreamers stuck in reality.”

Droplets landed on Barbara’s picture in the newspaper and soaked her face. Victor gazed up and noticed water spots on the ceiling. 

“What the-”

“Hey! What’s that?” Lissa pointed at the newspaper. 

The ink of the article had melted and shifted down into another sentence. Those who want to Reach the Sun shall Fly like a Bird . They all shared a concerned look and hurried upstairs. A puddle crept from under the bathroom door at the end of the hallway. The tapping of the shower echoed as they entered. 

The tub was flooded with cold water, yet empty.

“Hey, come here,” called Steve from another room.

They walked to the left and headed inside a bedroom. There was a glass case on the ripped yellow wallpaper. The golden trophy of a planet stood in it while a wet towel was left on the mattress. Wet footprints led to a television set.

Victor watched the movie and gasped. “It’s Barbara!”

Barbara’s rose-tinted eyeshadow glittered over her pale skin as her face appeared on the screen. Victor seized the remote and smacked its buttons without much success.

“Help her!” begged Victor.

Lissa unplugged its cable, but Barbara was still inside the movie. She was being dressed up in a transparent linen dress by two men wearing kilt-like loincloths.

Jake clenched his fists and released a shockwave at the TV. Its screen fissured, but the cracks healed immediately soon after. 

“C’mon, work,” Jake told himself.

The young man tried to summon anti-magic, only for seismic energy to manifest.

Meanwhile, Ben touched the television set. The former’s eyes turned pink briefly before they shifted back to brown.

“I can’t reach her,” said Ben with a feeble voice.

Steve attempted to do the same, but an amber forcefield came out of the TV and propelled him away.

“Argh!” groaned Steve.

Inside the movie, Barbara’s arms were clad with a pair of frail embroidered wings with shining chain stitches, akin to blades of light. She smiled while her hair was cut with bronze razors. Soon after, a vulture crown was put on Barbara and hung on both sides of her head.  

“Barbara! Barbara!” screamed Victor as he smacked the screen.

The two servants put a heart scarab around her neck and led her through a granite hallway. Hieroglyphs and pictorial carvings with lurid colors surrounded her. They opened a single wooden leaf and she entered a room with four columns. A giant solar disk of fool’s gold faced her. Two sets of stairs separated the sun ornament from Barbara. Both stairs descended on a floor covered by a bed of thorny acacia branches. Snakes with broad triangular heads shed their skins against the tree limbs. Barbara stared at the solar disk and the masculine face carved in it.

“I’m coming, Frank,” whispered Barbara with glimmering eyes.

Victor watched her with a fearful gaze as she walked forward. Her feet stepped on the spiny branches and approached eggs left at the center. The asp vipers hissed as she got close to them. Barbara knelt and grabbed two of the eggs as the fiery orange snakes slithered toward her. 

“Barbara!” screamed Victor.

A snake bit her in the left ankle while another sunk its fangs into her right thigh. Barbara trembled a bit, but she stretched her arms with an egg in each hand. Some snakes climbed up branches and pounced at her wrists. Each burning bite made her flinch, but also enlarged her smile. Her vision blurred as her breathing hardened. One more viper crawled into her dress. It then coiled around her waist and bit her in the chest.

Barbara let out a painful breath as she stumbled and collapsed. She landed on her back and let the eggs safely roll out of her hands. The snakes crawled away from her as she lied on the cold rocky floor, her winged arms spread as wide as they could. Swollen red bruises inflated parts of her skin. Barbara’s face was wet with sweat as she choked. 

Strangled moans left her mouth while the venom disturbed her sight. Her perception of the thorns transformed them into a rain of crimson and pink droplets. Barbara whimpered as the branches altered into a twister of spiny nooses. Her heartbeat accelerated while green circles zoomed on the snakes. She panted, arched her back, and her limbs writhed. One last loud breath left her lips before she dropped flat against the floor, lifeless.

The movie slowly faded to black while Victor watched it. He rested his forehead against the television screen and cried.

“I’m sorry…” softly said Ben.

“Please, leave,” demanded Victor. “Just leave.”

Ben lowered his head and dragged his feet away. He was soon joined by Jake and the others, who left the room in complete silence.

They went out of the house with defeated faces and stooped postures. Then, the group sprawled down on a wooden curved bench and stared at the ground.

“Is… is it the first time we fail?” asked Ben with a low voice.

“I think so,” replied Jake. “I… I feel like shit.”

“Welcome to the club,” added Lissa.

Steve stood up. “C’mon you three, I know how it feels, but you will do better next time. I trust in you.”

The three youths kept wallowing and Steve sighed.

“Maybe we just need some time to digest it?” suggested Jake.

“Alright. Just try to keep my words in mind,” conceded Steve.

“What do people do to get better when they’re sad?” asked Ben.

“My uncle and my aunt would do the S.A.D. I think,” replied Lissa.

Jake grimaced a little. “What’s the S.A.D.?”

“Smoking, alcohol, and drugs,” answered Lissa.

“Maybe a drink would help,” said Jake.

The young man stood up, hands dug in his pockets and strolled away. Ben, Steve, and Lissa followed him and they arrived in front of a gray bar named The Burning Heart . Blue neon signs of fishes and cocktails lit up the place while fisherman equipment was nailed on the walls. 

They sat down on backless stools near the counter. A man with a Hawaiian shirt stepped toward them with a metal shaker.

“Hello mister,” greeted Ben. “Can we please have smoke, alcohol, and drugs?”

The bartender gawked at Ben.

“He’s already drunk,” said Jake with a forced laugh. 

They then ordered some drinks and were served soon after. Jake had an Arizona Breeze, a Prickly Pear Margarita for Lissa, and Ben drank a glass of orange juice. Meanwhile, Steve checked for any danger in the place before he came back.

“I’ll make sure there’s nothin’ weird outside,” said Steve as phased through the door.

Lissa sipped her margarita and eyed a tanned man with tattoos staring at her. She smiled a bit at him and stood up.

“I’m coming back in a minute or more,” said Lissa as she left.

“Well, guess it’s just the two of us,” Jake said and pecked his boyfriend on the left cheek.

Ben grinned a little and asked, “How do you feel?”

“Tipsy and depressed,” replied Jake. “You?”

“Sad too,” said Ben. “I just felt… so powerless, like I couldn’t do anything…”

“Same,” muttered Jake as he looked at his right hand. “I couldn’t even control my powers…”

“Is there somethin’ in your book that could help?” wondered Ben.

Jake shook his head. “I’ve tried, but found nothing.”

“I just hate this feeling…” Ben rested his chin on his hands, flat on the counter. “Not being able to decide what will happen… I hate when life’s like that...”

Jake rubbed his boyfriend’s back. “I feel the same honestly… Sometimes it’s as if life allowed us to do all the things that didn’t help…”

“As if it was already decided,” continued Ben.

“Exactly,” agreed Jake.

The two locked eyes and held hands.

“I’ve never met someone who thought like me before,” said Jake.

“Me either,” said Ben. “I… I used to think I would never meet someone like you.”

Jake and Ben kissed and cuddled. Suddenly, a loud thump resonated behind Jake. They looked at the source and saw Blackheart slumping at the other end of the counter. He sulked and gulped down two bottles of whiskey. One of them poured all over his shirt, making him curse it out.

“Do you want to…?” asked Ben.

“No, but we got nothin’ else to do,” replied Jake with a handwave.

The pair stood up and walked toward Blackheart, who was contemplating a fish tank.

“Hey,” said Jake.

Blackheart glanced at them. “You’re greetin’ me and Ben’s depressed. Have you two switched personalities or somethin’?”

“It’s complicated,” replied Jake. “And you? Are you in the mood of being less of an asshole?”

Blackheart huffed. “Why do you keep sayin’ that? You’re the first mortals I’ve been treatin’ as slaves instead of toys. You should feel honored.”

Jake smacked his hands over his waist and gave an annoyed look at Ben.

“Can you try treating us as more than slaves?” asked Ben.

“Like pets?” wondered Blackheart.

“How about treatin’ us as people?” demanded Jake.

Blackheart chuckled and took another sip of his two bottles. Jake shook his head and walked away with Ben.

“Wait!” called Blackheart. “I feel generous today, and... I think I’m intoxicated enough to accept your request.”

Jake gawked at him and said, “Thanks… I guess.”

“Can I have sex with you two now?” asked Blackheart.

Jake shot daggers at him. 

“You have no fuckin’ idea how to treat people, don’t you?” asked Jake.

“Of course I do, I got skills in everythin’!” exclaimed Blackheart. “I- It’s just… I have never used my social skills before…”

“It’s okay,” replied Ben. “Jake told me that you can say anything you want anyway.”

“Really?” asked Blackheart with a sly smile. 

“Yeah, just say try to say things that make sense with the topic,” said Ben.

Blackheart glanced away and thought for a moment.

“Can we have sex now?” asked Blackheart.

“It’s hopeless,” said Jake as he walked away. “Wait, where’s Lissa?”

Lissa rushed inside the bar with a huge smile.

“Hey Lissa, we were worried for you,” said Ben.

“Don’t worry, somethin’ awesome just happened!” she replied.

“Really? What was it?” wondered Jake.

“A guy just tried to rob me,” replied Lissa.

Jake raised an eyebrow. “And it’s supposed to be awesome?”

Lissa nodded. “Because I fought him off! I even stabbed him with my stiletto!” She showed her bloody left shoe.

Steve phased inside and said, “Just called an ambulance for the guy.”

“They heard you talk?” asked Jake.

Steve stared at him. “Oh… Maybe you should call them again?”

“Wait.” Lissa knit her brows. “Did Cap help me?”

“Just a bit,” replied Steve. “You don’t-”

Lissa lowered her chin and frowned. 

“Why’s Blackheart with you?” she asked.

“Well, Jake asked me to stay with you,” replied Blackheart.

Jake glared at him. “I never said th-”

“I propose we have a vote about Jake’s decision,” cut off Blackheart. “Keep your hand down if you want me to not unstay with you.”

Only Blackheart raised his hand while the others looked sternly at him.

“Good! I knew you mortals wanted me with you,” said Blackheart.

“But you’re the only one who raised your hand,” replied Jake.

“Exactly, which mean you all want me to stay with you,” clarified Blackheart

The latter sauntered forward while they all ogled at him.

Chapter 44: Big Fun on Monster Island

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After a long night of howling, Jake and his team managed to sleep in the RV. Once the morning came, Ben drove them while Lissa continued to rest. Chokecherry trees and sagebrush shrubs populated the landscape as they rode by.

“I’m bored,” whined Blackheart.

Jake glanced at him. “So what? Are we supposed to sing you a song or read you a story?”

“Both would be nice,” replied Blackheart.

“I was bein’ sarcastic,” said Jake.

“And I was ignorin’ it,” said Blackheart.

Jake rolled his eyes while Ben rubbed his boyfriend’s lap.

The latter pointed at a sign. “Hey, there’s a beach here! I’ve never been to one before.”

“Ah, beaches.” Steve smiled and looked at Jake. “Your grandmother and I used to play badminton here. After that, we would eat mini-sandwiches by the seacliff and then throw crumbs at the seagulls. Ah, good times… What we were talking about again?”

“Guess we’re going to the beach,” sighed Jake. “As long as I can get some quiet.”

Ben parked the vehicle in front of a shack-like beach store. Blackheart was looking for swimwear while Jake let Ben choose a for him. The former bought some snacks for later, such as cereal bars from Gordo the Zombey Monkey , or crisps from The Siamese Peanuts. As the young man waited at the counter, Lissa joined him. She wore a verdigris two-piece swimsuit made of taffeta. Her criss-cross top was fringed and reflected at the bottom of her bat-shaped sunglasses. 

“Are your boyfriends ready?” she asked.

“Don’t call Blackheart like that, I can’t stand him,” replied Jake.

“Then why you let him stay with us and slept next to him?” asked Lissa.

Jake grimaced a little. “He… He can be useful against Jezebel, and I had... to keep an eye on him.”

“Hey, I think I got everything,” said Ben as he walked toward them.

“Where’s Crackheart?” wondered Lissa.

“He’s still searching for swimwear,” replied Ben.

“Good, let’s go without him,” said Jake.

They paid the cashier and left the store. Lissa and Steve set up the towels while Jake and Ben changed clothes in a blue cabin. 

“Need help?” offered Jake.

Ben nodded and grinned. Jake unzipped his boyfriend’s top and crept his fingers in the opening. Jake’s fingers brushed against Ben’s chest. The latter blushed and removed Jake’s vest, sliding his hands down Jake’s toned arms. Ben stripped off his top, then of his pants while Jake did the same. The two stared longly at each other before they put down their underwear. Jake smirked and lunged at his boyfriend to kiss him. Ben returned the kiss and wrapped his arms around Jake’s sturdy back.

“I love you,” softly said Ben.

“I love you too,” replied Jake with another peck on Ben’s lips. “Let’s see what you got for me.” 

Jake dug his hands inside the shopping bag and chuckled. He put out a pair of khaki trunks with a circled X on the crotch area.

“Do you like it?” asked Ben with a worried expression.

“I love it,” complimented Jake.

They smooched again and dressed up. Jake put on his trunks while Ben clad himself with a white pair covered with half-black stars. Then, Ben wore on an open shirt with the same pattern. 

“Fuck,” Jake muttered and gazed at his boyfriend.

“Do I look weird?” asked Ben as he brushed his front luscious hair strands away.

“N- no,” mumbled Jake. “You look… hot. Like, really hot.”

Ben beamed. “Really? Well, you look really hot too.”

Jake wrapped his left arm around Ben’s waist and opened the door. They shared a smile and strolled out of the cabin.

“Ah, you two are finally ready,” said a husky tone.

The pair gawked at a towering figure faced them. It was a musclebound blonde man with aviators and a red speedo. Jake’s mouth dropped while Ben grinned a little. To the left, a radio played Black Heart by Carly Rae Jepsen.

“So? What do you think?” asked Blackheart as he did a slow pirouette. “I won’t lie to you, it was hard to stuff my large cock in it.”

“What. The. Fuck,” articulated Jake with wide eyes.

“Speaking of fuck, you two look really mate-able,” extolled Blackheart. “Ben, you got the mature frame of a prostitute from Ancient Greece.”

“Aw, thank you,” replied Ben.

Jake glared at him and exclaimed, “Did you just call my boyfriend a prostitute?!”

“And you Jake,” pursued Blackheart. “You got the sturdy physique of a stable boy having an affair with-”

“I’m not listenin’ to this,” said Jake as he covered his ears and stomped away.

Ben put two thumbs up for Blackheart and they followed Jake. They regrouped with Steve and Lissa at the beach. Steve set up a parasol, which scared some passers-by because of his invisibility. Lissa lounged on a folding chair and read a magazine.

“Hey, Ben, Jake, you’re-” Steve noticed Blackheart’s speedo. “Oh.”

“Let’s not talk about that,” said Jake.

“Hey, Lissa!” called Ben. “Ready to learn some fighting moves?”

“Yeah, let’s do it,” replied Lissa.

The two-headed toward an unoccupied area of the beach.  

“So, what do you want to learn?” questioned Ben.

“Beat the shit out of someone,” answered Lissa.

“Hmm, beat the shit out of someone…” repeated Ben with crossed arms. “I think that first we should forget about fighting fair… Also, you need to remember that sometimes you’ll have to fight people that are stronger than you, like that robber at the bar.”

Lissa nodded and wrote it in a notebook while Ben continued the lesson and they used Steve as a practice dummy. Ben quickly glanced at Jake as she did so.

“Are you okay?” asked Lissa.

“Um- yeah…” Ben paused. “Do- do you know what normal couples do?”

Lissa smiled. “Oh, you wanna be romantic with Jake?”

“Romantic?” repeated Ben.

“Yeah. For example, Jake’s grandmother taught me how to dance,” said Steve.

“So, dancing is romantic?” wondered Ben.

“It depends. A lot of things can be romantic if you put your heart in it,” explained Steve.

“Yeah,” agreed Lissa. “One day, my uncle accidentally dropped my great-aunt’s ashes all over the living room. My aunt was furious, but then my uncle used a broom to spread the ashes into a heart… My aunt was still furious, but it made her smile later.”

“I think I’m starting to understand,” muttered Ben as he took one more glimpse at his boyfriend.

Jake lied supine on a towel with headphones playing metal music. A shake made him open his eyes and he noticed Blackheart laying next to him with a sneer.

“You know I can punch you through the ground?” grunted Jake as he removed his headphones.

“I also know that you can’t use your anti-magic anymore,” retorted Blackheart.

Jake rolled to the side. “That’s none of your business.”

“Well, since I’m the leader of the team-”

“No one said that,” said Jake at the same time.

“... I have to make sure that each member of my team is doin’ well,” explained Blackheart.

“I don’t need help from someone who killed my father,” bitterly said Jake.

Blackheart huffed. “C’mon, you’re still upset about this? I didn’t even kill him.”

Jake sat up and glared at him. “Go fuck a-”

“SHARK!” shouted a woman.

Lissa stopped kicking Steve in the crotch and they all walked toward the shore. People screamed and ran out of the water. Two large spinous gray fins cut the horizon lines and darted toward the swimmers.

“Wait, it’s not a shark fin,” said Ben out loud.

“Oh, it’s not a shark?” said a surfer. “No probs then.”

“Wait!”

The surfer jumped into a wave and got swallowed by a whirlpool of sharp-edged fangs. A forked tail smacked up a splash of bloody water and plunged back down. A nearby woman dog paddled with a mermaid floating under her. A pointed head, with the girth of her buoy, popped out of the surface and lifted the woman with its snake-like maw. The swimmer screeched and bounced up. She soon fell through the hole of her float and dropped down the sea monster’s gullet.

“What was that thing?!” asked Lissa.

“No idea, but it’s swimming away,” said Steve. “We have to-”

“Have no fear, citizens!” shouted a male voice.

A short-haired man with a purple cartoon shirt and a white blazer walked in. He whistled and the sea creature swam toward the shore. Jake and his team stepped in front of the other people as a giant barracuda with a red beret emerged.

“Ladies and gentlemen, Carly the Barracuda!” announced the man.

He raised his cane, which was tipped with an oval-shaped piece of amber containing a peapod.

Jake raised an eyebrow and questioned, “Wait, that Carly? The seafood mascot?” 

The man nodded. “I am John O’Neill, by the way. Mayor of Lake Havasu City.”

“O’Neill?” Jake flinched. “Are you-”

“What the fuck’s goin’ on here?!” asked a voice similar to John’s.

“Oh, it’s Rudolph!” called Ben with a wide smile.

Mr. O’Neill, the mayor of Jake’s latest hometown, arrived with Rudolph Rodent, the colossal mascot of Millstone.

“Hey, Mikey, you’re just in time for the show!” greeted John.

Mike looked daggers at his brother.

“Show? That thing just ate two people!” yelled Lissa. 

John chuckled and clapped. Instantly, the barracuda spat out the female swimmer and the surfer. The latter held an open bottle of strawberry juice. 

“See? Carly just wanted to play, she wouldn’t hurt a fly,” reassured John.

Carly threw up a skeleton and a few dead flies. Jake and his team gave a perplexed gaze at John.

“Don’t worry.” John knelt and showed a price label strung to the skeleton. “It’s just a Halloween prop.”

John then climbed the giant barracuda and rode her in front of his amazed citizens. 

“That glory-seeking ass,” muttered Mike. “You guys better watch out for him.”

“You remember that we saw you run over a guy, right?” asked Jake.

Mike froze. “Yeah… That.” He shuffled back. “Rudolph!”

Millstone mayor ran toward Rudolph who grabbed him and threw him away. 

“That was… weird,” said Lissa.

“We can’t keep letting him get away with this,” said Steve.

“Maybe Rudolph could get help us?” suggested Ben. “Do you want to help us, Rudolph?” Ben delicately asked the statue.

The statue knelt and brought his left hand back. Rudolph then swung it toward Ben. Jake gasped and pushed his boyfriend out of the way. The statue’s hand stopped in front of them and stood still.

“Don’t worry, Rudolph just wanted to high-five,” said Ben.

The latter stood up and high-fived Rudolph. 

“Why don’t you just mind-control that thing into leading us to that mayor?” wondered Blackheart.

“Because it’s bad,” replied Ben. “It’s taking away its free will.”

“Who cares?” Blackheart shrugged. “It’s just a statue.”

Ben shook his head. “It’s not just a statue, it’s a person.”

“So what? It’ll be faster to just-”

“All who are in favor of Ben’s plan, raise your hand,” cut off Jake.

Jake and everyone else raised their right hand, except Blackheart. The latter grunted while Rudolph stomped forward. He crushed some parasols by accident because of his bigger feet. Rudolph led them back to the road and to the other side of a grassy hill. 

“That’s a car print,” Jake pointed at the sand.

“It looks like it’s goin’ toward the town,” theorized Steve.

“Didn’t the mayor talk about a freak show? Maybe his freak show’s in town,” added Ben.

“You’re talking about my brother?” asked John.

Jake turned around. “Um- yeah, Mr. O’Neill.”

“C’mon, you can call me John,” he said and shook Jake’s hand. “So, what did my brother do?”

“He ran over someone and ran away,” answered Lissa.

“Oh.” John jerked back and grimaced. “That... That sounds like typical Mike.”

“Do you know where he could be?” questioned Ben.

“Not really, but I could ask the LHPD to find him,” suggested John.

Ben tilted his head. “You don’t-”

“Ah! Don’t know if you wanted to stay around, but you should check out our air balloons,” interrupted John. “It’s great for some romantic atmosphere.”

“Romantic?” repeated Ben.

“We gladly accept your servitude, mortal,” thanked Blackheart. “Also, do tell us. Which of your citizens are the most entertaining to torture?”

John made a concerned face.

“He’s preparin’ an act for Halloween,” reassured Jake as he pushed his team toward the vehicle.

They went inside the RV and Ben drove them toward the town. During the whole ride, Ben gazed at the clouds and grinned. Rudolph was in the nearby desert and followed them. Oases and Joshua trees appeared as they went across a highway. The vehicle then deviated into a residential area.

“There’s a hotel right here.” Jake pointed to a two-storied white building.

“Are you crazy? The room’s less than one hundr-” Lissa stopped looking at her phone and gawked at the sky. “Wh- what is this?”

Chapter 45: Hellfire Gala

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A chopper-sized blue toucan with a rainbow beak flew above them and carried a gondola lift. To their left, a green ogre planted lilac chaste trees while a human-sized glass pitcher helped to demolish a building by breaking through its walls. Jake and his friends watched the creatures around them while Blackheart read Jake’s book.

“Why are you makin’ these faces?” asked Blackheart. “I saw better things in hell.”

Ben tried to focus on the road until they arrived in front of a castle-like marina resort. Two towers stood in front of an elongated mansion decorated with some palm trees. They then parked the RV near Rolls-Royces with horse hood ornaments and stepped out. Lights from the entrance hall sparkled into Ben’s eyes as they entered the resort. 

The young man rushed to admire a golden carriage to their right. Three cherubs held a crown on its roof, framed by leaves and branches. Mermans with dolphin’s tails circled the coach, embellished with carvings of mythical characters. 

“Wow!” exclaimed Ben as he rested his arms and head on the glass fence.

Jake leaned next to his boyfriend. “Looks like you’re enjoyin’ the place.”

“I love it,” replied Ben. “It’s so… bright and full of life…”

Jake smiled and kissed Ben while Blackheart stared at them. 

Meanwhile, Lissa paid for their overnight stay and they went up to their fanciful rooms. Ben showered and used one of Lissa’s phones to call a number in a flyer from the resort. After this, he dressed in a white Navy-like attire that had golden epaulets. Next, he put on brown eye lenses and two silver hair clips on a left front strand. Lissa texted him some encouraging messages while he finished getting ready. All of a sudden, Lissa told him that there was a surprise in the hallway.

Ben lolled his head before he headed toward the entry door and opened it. His eyes widened as soon as he saw Jake. His boyfriend’s brown hair smelled of nordic berries, and he wore a shamrock green tuxedo patterned with leaves of a lighter shade of jade. 

“Hey,” shyly said Jake as he rubbed the back of his neck.

“Hey,” softly replied Ben. “Ni- nice suit.”

“Thanks, I was wonderin’ which one I should choose for you.” Jake blushed. “I- I like what you’re wearin’ too… The hair clips are nice.”

Ben glanced away and grinned a little. “Thanks.”

“I- um- I’m sorry, but I think I also planned a date for us today,” said Jake.

“Ach, I can cancel mine if it helps,” suggested Ben.

“No, no, it’s okay. Mine’s before yours, so we can do both,” proposed Jake.

Ben beamed and exclaimed, “Great idea!”

“So…” Jake bent one knee and extended his right hand. “You’re ready, my prince?”

Ben nodded and pounced at Jake to hug him and kiss him. Jake chuckled and stood up. The latter led Ben down a bifurcated alabaster staircase and they arrived into the entrance hall.

“Wait.” Ben glanced to the left. “The carriage has disappeared.”

Jake smirked and they walked outside. Ben gasped they got in front of a golden coach strung to a pair of Spanish horses. It was driven by Steve who saluted the couple.

“It’s… It’s…” Ben trembled and smiled. “It’s better than in my dreams.”

Ben’s heart fluttered as they stepped inside the coach and sat on its satin seat. Steve glanced at them and smiled before he swung the harness a little. The horses trotted forward and followed a path around the resort.

“Wait…” Jake checked under his seat. “There!” He pulled up a plate of gingerbread men dressed as ninjas.

“They’re beautiful.” Ben bit one. “And they taste great.”

“Steve had to teach me how to bake them,” explained Jake.

“And it wasn’t easy,” added Steve.

They laughed as the carriage arrived on the other side of the resort. A soothing veil of moonshine illuminated the night sky while the palm trees were adorned with the supernatural luminescence of Halloween lanterns. The horses guided them across a bridge between two pools being washed by two giants. 

“Look,” said Jake as he pointed at the back of the resort.

Numerous garlands spelled with a constellation of lights Will You Live With Me?

Ben’s mouth dropped and he eyed his boyfriend.

“I- I can live with you?” asked Ben.

“If you want,” replied Jake with a peal of warm laughter.

“I would love to,” replied Ben.

The two embraced and made out. Without warning, Ben flinched and checked his phone.

“Oh no, it’s almost midnight. We’re about to be late for my date!” worried Ben.

The ground tremored and Rudolph stomped toward them. 

“Maybe this guy could help,” said Steve.

“Hey, Rudolph, could you bring us here?” asked Ben as he showed him his phone.

Rudolph nodded and grabbed the coach. 

The horses mewled and Steve released them before hopping off the carriage.

“I’ll deal with the horses, don’t worry!” reassured Steve.

Jake and Ben waved to him as Rudolph lifted them. 

“Where is he takin’ us?” wondered Jake.

“You’ll see,” said Ben with a playful tone.

Rudolph strode above streets and buildings until they arrived near the concrete edge of a lake. There was a smooth area to the side filled with hot air balloons. Jake admired them before he looked at his boyfriend and smiled. They next went inside a nearby lilac building named Salvadore’s Angels. A man clad as Dracula arrived and guided them to a hot air balloon whose envelope was a jack-o’-lantern. They entered its basket and the man turned on the burner before he stepped out.

“Isn’t he supposed to stay with us?” worried Jake.

As the nylon panels of the balloon spread, an immense bird swooped down. The animal delicately grabbed with its talons a huge handle on the parachute valve. Jake held the wicker surface of the basket as they got lifted again. 

Ben grabbed him and explained, “Monsters here live in harmony with people.”

Rudolph waved to them as they took off. Ben and Jake held hands to support each other while the basket floated higher. Soon, they peacefully flew between a canal and the starry sky. 

“I don’t know if real life’s as good as in fictional worlds, but I just wanted to show you a new side of reality that you maybe never saw before,” softly said Ben.

Jake and his boyfriend leaned forward and observed the landscape. Heads of desert trees passed under them. The moonlight reflected on the water of the canal while redear sunfishes swam in it. A colony of lively bats flew out of the darkness of a bridge and met a dole of mourning doves. The flavor of light beers from a brewery of the bridged island mixed with spicy scents from a restaurant of the city. The cold of the Arizonan sands tickled Jake and Ben while the heat of the burner warmed their backs.

The two had their arms wrapped around each other as they admired the view. 

“Thank you,” softly said, Jake. “Thanks for being here for me.”

“Thank you for also being here for me,” replied Ben.

The two kissed while the hot air balloon landed back close to Salvadore’s Angels.

“Hey!” called a husky voice.

They gazed to their left and spotted Blackheart sauntering toward them. He was wearing a grey vest over a white shirt with a black tie clipped with a silver rose.

Jake groaned, “Oh, for fuck’s sake.”

“What a weird coincidence, I was just wanderin’ around here and walked into my two favorites…” He took a quick breath. “People-level... pets.”

“What do you want?” coldly questioned Jake.

“Oh, nothin’...” Blackheart absentmindedly searched inside his chest pocket. “I was bored so I cut out some shapes in the obituary of a newspaper.” Blackheart handed two paper hearts. “I don’t… Really care about them, so I could you could take them.”

Ben took his gift and grinned a bit. “Thank you.”

Jake rolled his eyes and snatched his gift away from Blackheart. “Wow, a heart-shaped article about a guy getting electrocuted to death in his bath,” read Jake. “It totally makes up for all the atrocities you did before.”

“You’re welcome,” said Blackheart with a smirk.

Jake glared at him.

“H-E-E-E-E-L-L-L-L-P-P-P!” screamed a man from inside the building.

“I think someone needs help,” theorized Blackheart.

They hurried inside Salvadore’s Angels and discovered that its back wall had been destroyed. A human-sized glass pitcher filled with crimson juice faced them. The man dressed as a vampire was inside it and drowning.

“Oh yeah!” yelled the glass at it charged at them. 

Blackheart hurled the two young men out of the way before he rolled to the side. Jake clenched his fists and extended his arms at the huge pitcher. He released a shockwave which shattered its skin and made him bleed all over the ground.

“Oh no…” moaned the glass as it fell and died.

The man dressed as a vampire panted as the juice dripped down his black hair.

“Wait.” Jake gawked at him. “You’re the counting puppet from Revelation?”

“You didn’t recognize me?” asked the man as he stood up. “I thought you were just faking it like people do when they see someone they don’t wanna talk to.”

“Nice to meet you again,” welcomed Ben. “Why are you here?”

The man wiped his soaked eyes and replied, “I thought things would be less hectic here… Oh, and I guess I should tell you that my name’s Endre Varnis.” 

They shook hands while a growling resonated behind them. They turned around and saw six glowing red lights in a dark alley. 

“Oh no, it’s Garmua,” muttered Endre.

“Garm-what?” asked Jake.

“The mascot of my pet shop,” answered Endre.

Snarls came out of the beast as it approached. Jake balled up his hands again and let out seismic energy. The creature recoiled before it grumbled and spat out a cloud of ashes and sulfur. Jake and his group rushed behind trees and lamp posts.

“Ben!” shouted Jake.

The three-headed hellhound lunged at the tree in front of Ben. The latter climbed up its bark while the monster clawed it with its large paws. Its sable fawn skeletal body ground against the tree. Its trio of heads smacked around their long pointy ears and stared at Ben with its globulous red eyes.

Jake hit it with seismic waves, but it only budged the creature. 

“Fuck!” cursed Jake.

“I can help you with your powers,” proposed Blackheart.

“Just tell me what to do!” shouted Jake.

Blackheart smirked and whispered, “Close your eyes and focus on the energy inside you.”

Jake sighed and obeyed. 

“Feel the power inside you,” urged Blackheart as he put his left hand on Jake’s abdominals. “Listen and search until you feel the waves shift from a tremor to the whizzing of anti-magic.”

The young man entered a trance-like state while the hellhound pushed the tree and bent it down. Ben looked inside his suit for his knife. The branch folded and his eyes darted at the ground. His knife lied near the three-headed monster.

C’mon, Jake, you can do it,” thought Jake.

Time slowed down around Jake as a drumroll played in his mind and soul. It then changed into an ethereal tinkle. Instantly, Jake shot a translucent surge of energy out of his hands. It spread into a cone in front of him and paralyzed the hellhound.  

Ben quickly dropped to the ground and picked up his knife. He stabbed the creature several times before sprinting toward the others. Jake put down his arms while the hellhound collapsed. He then turned toward Blackheart who leered at him.

“Get off me!” ordered Ben as he smacked Blackheart’s left arm away.

“Good job,” replied Blackheart with a wink.

Ben arrived soon after. “You did it,” he told Jake. “You’ve used anti-magic again, that’s great!”

“Thank you,” said Jake as he caressed his boyfriend’s right hand.

“I don’t understand what’s goin’ on,” mumbled Endre. “The monsters never attacked us before.”

“Somethin’ must’ve changed their minds,” suggested Jake.

“But what it could’ve…”

All of a sudden, flames erupted in the distance.

“What’s that?!” questioned Jake.

“It’s the resort!” shouted Ben. “Steve and Lissa are still back here!”

Chapter 46: One Wolf's Cure, Another's Poison

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Lissa relaxed in her room which was in the Windowless Domain , a part of the resort that had no windows. She put on wireless earbuds before lounging on a waterbed and watching a plasma tv on the ceiling. Screams boomed in the hallway, but Lissa could not hear them. She yawned and struggled to keep her eyes open. The young woman progressively fell asleep while the door of her room opened. A trembling hand dripping with a beige liquid pushed it forward. Soon, it dragged its tentacled body as its two melted faces drooled at the sight of Lissa. It crawled toward her and extended its tentacles. Its cloudy blue eyes watched her and it laughed.

Lissa rolled to the side and winced. A musty corn-like smell attacked her nose. She opened her eyes and spotted the eldritch creature behind her. She wanted to scream but shut her mouth. 

What would Ben do?” she thought.

Her hand grabbed the remote under her and she turned on the music inside the bathroom. The creature turned toward the source of the sound and slithered this way. Lissa instantly sprung out of the bed and slammed the door behind her.

“Lissa!” shouted a bodiless voice.

The young woman screeched.

“Calm down, it’s me, Steve!” reassured Steve.

“What’s happenin’?” questioned Lissa. 

“Monsters are attackin’ the city,” answered Steve as he moved Lissa forward. “We need to-”

An explosion tremored the place. The floor under them burst open and Lissa fell through it. Steve grabbed her hand just before a nearby door opened. Tentacles dashed out of it.

“Lissa, you trust me?” asked Steve.

“No!” yelled Lissa.

“Ah… Sorry, then,” replied Steve as he let go of Lissa.

She dropped through the hole and screamed. After falling through three stories, she stopped and floated. She was now on the first floor. 

“I am… flyin’?” wondered Lissa.

“No, it’s me,” said Steve as he carried her.

“Oh.” Lissa hopped away from Steve’s arms. “And here I thought had more powers than turning into a dog on steroid.”

“You don’t like your power?” questioned Steve. “It’s pretty useful though.”

Lissa huffed. “It sounds more like a curse to me…” She frowned.

“Sorry to ask… but is it because of what happened to your brother?” asked Steve.

She slowly nodded. “My brother died because of… that thing inside me… How would you feel if the only thing useful about you... was the one thing that killed your brother?”

Steve gazed at her with droopy eyes. “I… I don’t know how that exactly feels, but I do know that you, Ben, Jake, even me, we all can relate to something similar.”

“What do you mean?” wondered Lissa.

“A lot of people can go out there and grab a shield, a gun, or a superpower, but not all of them know how to wield it,” explained Steve. “I saw what you did before. You lost yourself to your power, but then you took back control… Your power is strong, but your will and your heart, they are even stronger.”

Lissa smiled and said, “Thank you.”

They walked forward. The two of them now were in an area of the resort devoid of life, belongings and clothes lied around.

“Aah!” screamed Lissa with horror.

“What’s goin’ on?!” worried Steve.

Lissa pointed at an open suitcase. “It’s a black stocking with a white shoe! What kind of insane person would wear that?”

Steve sighed. “C’mon, let’s go already…”

Lissa checked her phone. “Ah, Jake’s textin’ us.” She read her screen. “He’s tellin’ us that monsters are attackin’ the resort.”

“Tell him that we’re safe for now,” suggested Steve.

“‘We already know, asshole’,” texted back Lissa before she gestured to the west. 

Steve looked around. “I wonder what holed the floors?”

“A… a giant spoon with a monkey,” answered Lissa.

“Eh…” Steve shrugged. “I know we saw some weird things, but-”

“No! There’s a giant spoon with a monkey right here!” shouted Lissa 

The young woman pointed at a dark hallway and Steve jerked back.

Lissa burst out laughing. “Ah! You really bought this?”

A giant monkey with a spoon jumped out of the hallway. 

“What the fuck?!” yelled Lissa.

“Run!” ordered Steve.

They rushed on the other side of the hallway while a pale macaque monster chased them. Its greyish hirsute arms slashed the space as it chattered. The monkey’s lips retracted and its jaws extended out like a second mouth. Steve turned around and charged at the creature.

“Go outside!” urged Steve as he blocked the ghoulish monkey.

Lissa bobbed her head and sprinted down a stairway. She hopped over the last set of steps and rushed into the ground floor. A glass door let some rays of moonlight cast inside. At the same time, an elevator opened in front of her. Lissa recoiled and froze.

The tentacle monster crawled out of it and stared at her. 

Lissa took a quick breath and ran toward the moonlight. Her left leg stopped as a tentacled coiled around it. She gripped at the carpet and tried to pull herself forward, but the monster yanked her back. Lissa flailed her arms around and groaned. The sound of the monster’s chuckle got closer to her with its raw earthy stench. It almost smelled like…

“Peanut?” realized Lissa.

She looked at the creature’s netted spongy skin and grimaced. Lissa then closed her eyes, kicked her legs up, and bent her upper body forward. Her teeth sunk into the tentacle and she tore a chunk out of it. The creature mewled and let her go. Lissa stood up and coughed as she limped away.

“Erk! Ah! I can feel calories all over my tongue!” moaned Lissa.

She stumbled against the door and basked in the moonshine. She instantly arched her back and growled. Her nails grew into claws and scraped against the glass. Her teeth turned into fangs. Her whole body became covered with thick white fur.

The peanut monster crawled back while Lissa snarled and smiled. She pounced at it and propelled her paws into its eyes. The creature screeched as Lissa dug deeper and pulled its tongues out of its bleeding eye sockets. Peanut butter squirted out of the monster as it died. 

Grumbles resonated from the stairway. The ghoulish monkey rolled down its steps before Steve jumped on its chest. Steve raised his shield and hit the macaque’s face with it, smacking its cap away. Lissa spotted the monkey’s exposed brain made of pink cereals. She stomped toward them and took a bite out of the monster’s brain. The monkey convulsed and foamed before it lost consciousness.

“Good job,” complimented Steve.

“Thanks,” said Lissa with a breathy voice.

“Hey!” called a youthful voice.

Jake, Ben, Blackheart, and Endre ran into the resort.

“Are you two ok- Oh wow,” Jake paused as he noticed the dead monsters.

Ben grinned a bit. “You did a great job!” he praised.

“The defense class helped,” replied Lissa.

“What’s goin’ on?” asked Steve.

“The monsters have turned against us, I think,” theorized Jake.

“You think? The tentacle monster tryin’ to eat me was obvious enough,” scoffed Lissa.

Endre scratched his hair. “Maybe the mayor’s behind it? It was his idea after all.”

“Who’s that guy?” questioned Lissa.

“Endre? He worked at the hotel where Jake and I had a threesome with a chandelier,” answered Ben.

Lissa lolled her head. “You guys had what?”

“Let’s focus on findin’ the mayor,” ordered Jake before he looked at Endre. “You know where he could be?”

“I think he was supposed to have a show with Carly at the aquatic center,” said Endre.

“A giant meat-eating fish at a pool park?” Lissa winced. “That’s a worse match than my aunt and a swingers club.”

The group ran back to the parking while Endre went to a safe room at the resort.

“So, you and Ben are open to threesomes?” asked Blackheart with a smirk.

“Shut up!” shouted Jake.

They headed inside the RV and Lissa sat on the driver seat.

“You’re you can drive?” worried Steve.

“Of course, I can!” asserted Lissa.

Her large paws touched the dashboard which made the vehicle honk loudly, turned on the windshield wipers, and opened a secret compartment on the ceiling. A vibrator dropped down and landed on Ben’s lap.

“Wow, a new weapon!” rejoiced Ben.

“Don’t touch that,” said Jake as he slapped it away.

Lissa hit the gas pedal and the RV darted into another car.

“I meant that!” reassured Lissa.

“Are you sure you meant to crash like that?” sarcastically asked Jake.

Blackheart rolled his eyes. “Everyone knows that you don’t crash into a car unless they are people in it.”

Lissa backed up and rammed into another car before she got out of the parking. They used a GPS on their phone headed back toward the bridge, since the aquatic center was on Lake Havasu Island. Ben dressed up as Bo Peep during the ride. Jake berated Blackheart for checking out his half-naked boyfriend.

What appeared to be a one-thousand-feet-long-bridge overshadowed the canal. Its waters rippled until a large-scaled mass jumped out of it. The creature’s torpedo-like bluish body charged into the sandstone bridge. Its granite blocks crumbled while its steel framework bent down. The giant fish emerged again to bite at the metallic rafters and tore them. The monster soon swam back into the canal while the bridge collapsed.

“Well, there goes the fuckin’ bridge,” said Jake.

“And I don’t know how to swim,” added Lissa.

The ground quaked once more and a colossal silhouette appeared from the north. Jake and his group glared at the incoming giant as metallic footfalls got louder. Soon, Rudolph Rodent walked out of the darkness. He held a chunk of earth, with his gloved hands, which had flowers growing out of it.

“Hey, Rudolph!” welcomed Ben. “Are these flowers for us?”

Rudolph nodded while the others gawked at him.

“Why is that thing not attackin’ us?” wondered Blackheart.

“Rudolph’s from Jake’s hometown, not Lake Havasu City,” answered Ben.

Blackheart tilted his head. “Ah, so only the monsters from that city have gone rogue? And the mayor’s nowhere to be seen. Interesting.”

“Rudolph, could you put the flowers down? We need your help,” demanded Ben.

The statue nodded and dropped the flowers on a telephone booth, crushing it.

“I promise that we’ll pick them up later,” said Ben with a warm smile. “Do you think that could help us go to the island?” asked Ben as he gestured at the canal.

“And please, don’t throw us,” added Lissa.

Rudolph observed them before he gazed at the canal. He then knelt and touched the wrecked phone booth. Soon, its red metallic surface slid up his arms and rebuilt itself as a fenced horizontal platform on his back. Jake and his team climbed on the platform and Rudolph stood up. He carried them toward the edge of the canal and sat on it. His legs hung above the artificial channel and pieces of the bridge framework floated toward them. They hovered and glued to his shoes while more scraps assembled under them. Progressively, stilts crafted themselves under his soles. Rudolph pushed himself off the edges and fell into the deep canal. Lissa clasped her hands on the fence and winced with apprehension. 

The surface reached its thighs and it stepped forward. The water went up to its waist as it crossed further through the canal. Whereas, Jake outstretched his hands and tried to summon a circle of anti-magic around Rudolph. 

“You need help?” asked Ben.

Jake nodded and Ben put his right hand on Jake’s back. Their eyes turned light blue and the energy shield around them concentrated into a more solid form. Blackheart watched them smile at each other until they arrived at a beach. Once there, they spotted a building with waterslides and linked to the beach by waterways. Rudolph turned his stilts into bigger gloves and punched for them a path inside the aquatic center. Isles of mosaic tiles and rubber palm trees faced them. A dark pool with dug depths surrounded them while a red plastic mushroom towered above it. The two O’Neill brothers were tied up to it.

“Finally someone!” rejoiced John O’Neill, the mayor of Lake Havasu City

“Took you long enough,” scoffed Mike O’Neill, the mayor of Millstone.

Ben stepped off Rudolph with the others. “Wait, none of the mayors were behind this?” he wondered.

All of a sudden, a giant barracuda swam in front of them. Then, a pale veiny girl wearing a yellow dress limped out of the pool. A swarm of multi-colored button-shaped insects swarmed in. A ghoulish leprechaun hopped in. Finally, a clown wearing a fast food tray as a hat and a soda cup on his nose ran him with a hatchet. 

“Well, fuck,” muttered Jake.

The barracuda opened its maw and unrolled its tongue. A young woman stepped out, her blonde ringlets were tied up into a half-bun. She wore a lilac tutu dress with a bowknot and petted a cat’s skeleton while John’s cane was held between her arms.

“Hey, guys!” She waved to them.

“Oh my God, it’s Jojo Siwa!” yelled Lissa.

“It’s not her!” cut off Mike. “It’s our sister.”

“Your sister?!” exclaimed Jake and his team in shock.

Mike and John’s sister smiled. “You might already know me, but my name’s Wilhelmina O’Neill.”

“Hello.” Ben waved back to her. “Your hair looks nice.”

“Aw, thanks, they’re corkscrew curls,” Wilhelmina replied. “What are yours?”

“Oh, they’re sausage curls,” said Ben.

“Wow!” Wilhelmina’s eyes sparkled. “Do you have any-”

“Can you stop talkin’ about your hair?!” shouted Jake.

Wilhelmina shrugged. “Someone’s grumpy…”

“C’mon, let us free, Willy!” pleaded John.

Mike wrestled his ropes. “I’ll give you tickets to my freak show for free, Willy.”

“Don’t worry Mikey,” reassured Wilhelmina. “Once I’m done, you’ll become the mayor of Carefree.”

“Willy…” softly said John.

Jake rolled his eyes. “So, lemme guess, your goal is to take over the town?”

“Not really,” said Wilhelmina. “I want you to help the town to become free.”

Mike was about to say something, but Jake yelled to him, “Don’t say Free Willy again!”

“You see this thing?” Wilhelmina showed her Mike’s cane and explained, “This is what my brother used to control those horrid monsters.”

“And killin’ people’s supposed to help them?” questioned Lissa.

“I won’t kill anyone, just making them realize that monsters can’t be trusted,” answered Wilhelmina. “A few destroyed buildings and people will turn against those freaks.” 

“But why? The monsters weren’t hurting anyone before,” said Ben.

“They will, this is what monsters do,” replied Wilhelmina. “My brother’s too naïve, but once I’m done-” She paused and cupped her left ear. “Wait, why is my voice echoing?” Wilhelmina looked behind her and noticed a mic near her feet. “Who put that here?!”

Steve hovered back next to Jake and said, “I put the mic there since, you know, they like to tell people their evil plan most of the time.”

Shoutings began to sound outside. Fiery lights shone through the windows as a mob of people could be spotted with torches and pitchforks.

“Why they don’t have guns?” asked Lissa.

The Village Hardware had sales today,” said Mike.

“The whole island knows about your plan, Willy, you’re done!” yelled John.

Wilhelmina handwaved. “It’s alright, I’ll just kill everyone on the island and convince the rest of the city.”

Her voice echoed through the speakers of the aquatic center. The mob ran away as soon as it happened.

Lissa showed her phone. “Videos about what you said are already trending online.”

“Oh… Then, I guess I’ll just give up and let you all go,” said Wilhelmina.

“Wow, thank you”, replied Ben.

“Just kiddin’. Kill them,” ordered Wilhelmina to the monsters.

Chapter 47: Colossus

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The monsters approached Jake’s team as Wilhelmina petted her cat’s skeleton and accidentally decapitated it.

“So, you’re killin’ people now? You’re no better than the monsters you’re judgin’!” taunted Jake.

“I am not killin’ people,” repeated Wilhelmina with a mocking tone. “I am killin’ people who’ve allied themselves to monsters. And at the end, only the pure-hearted ones will be left.”

“Why? Why do you hate monsters so much?” asked Ben with a concerned face.

Wilhelmina lost her smile. “Simple, they’ve killed my mother.” She glared at the monsters around them. “They can fool you, and try to act like civilized people, but I know that each one of them is no better than animals… I won’t stop until any monster is gone!”

Carly the barracuda jumped out of the water and lunged at them. At the same time, the swarm of earwig-like insects crawled toward them. The fish monster opened her immense fanged maw. A fist punched inside it, Rudolph’s. Then, the statue grabbed the barracuda’s tail and pulled it away.

“Thanks, Rudolph!” exclaimed Ben.

Rudolph waved once more to Ben. Carly flapped around as Rudolph pressed her body against his left thigh and folded her spine. Whereas, Lissa stomped over the multicolored insects and slashed them. To her left, Steve tackled the clown. The buffoon’s waist split away as a red-headed man stood out of it. Laughters doubled and another clown was generated, swinging two forks around. Ben fought the latter with his staff while Blackheart faced the girl with a yellow dress.

“Ah, it’s gonna be easy,” scoffed Blackheart as he stepped toward her.

The girl shook and foamed. She then arched her back and walked on all fours. A metallic tip protruded out of her before a whole umbrella of flesh slid out. A salty substance leaked out of the tip and corroded the tiles on the floor. 

“Humph, lava can do better than that,” said Blackheart with a dismissive tone.

Like a submachine gun, the girl shot white acidic gales at Blackheart, who ducked under them.

“Jake, honey? Use your power!” urged Blackheart.

“Don’t call me honey!” shouted Jake.

“Can I call you honey?” asked Ben as he wrestled a clown.

“Whenever you want,” replied Jake.

Ben grinned and bit off the clown’s left ear, which splattered his mouth with ketchup. Jake looked at his hands and tried to summon anti-magic energy. He closed his eyes but opened them as soon as he heard Ben’s yelp. The latter had been slashed across the right hip by the clown.

“Ben!” screamed Jake.

Jake released a shockwave that cracked the floor under the clown. The latter gasped and stumbled back. His buttocks got stuck into the narrow crevasse.

“Thanks, Jake!” exclaimed Ben.

The clown squirmed as Ben pushed the hook of his crook against his forehead. It budged the back of its neck against the jagged edge of the fissure. Screechings left the clown’s mouth and became choked as he got stabbed in the throat. Akin to a golf club, Ben hit the clown’s head with his staff and beheaded him. 

Whereas, Steve attempted to pull a hatchet away from the other clown’s hands. The latter yelled as Steve accidentally broke his arms.

“Sorry, didn’t mean to!” apologized Steve

The clown trashed and tripped. Steve tried to catch him, but the clown fell face first against Steve’s shield, which twisted its neck.

“Well, the job’s done, I guess…” muttered Steve.

“Can someone deal with her?” urged Blackheart as he ran away from acid jets.

“On it!” shouted Steve. “I’ll try to make it painless.”

Steve threw his shield at her and it struck her umbrella tongue. The umbrella snapped and squirted acid around her. The girl mewled as a corroding puddle formed under her. She shook in agony as her feet were dissolved. Steve grimaced at the sight of the girl melting into a mush of salt.

Lissa hopscotched over the swarm of insects while Rudolph pushed Carly the Barracuda against his thigh. A snap resonated and he tore her in half. 

“You’re done Wilhelmina, give up!” ordered Jake.

Wilhelmina smiled and tapped her cane against the floor. Tremors invaded the area and Jake’s team tried to keep their balance. The parcel of grass outside burst open as vines slithered out of it. Soon, a green giant with a toothed pea pod head grew in front of them. 

“It’s the Jolly Green Ogre!” warned Jake.

A whip shot out the ogre’s chest and coiled around Wilhelmina. The latter giggled as she was lifted and safely put on the ogre’s left shoulder.

Rudolph let go of the dead barracuda and touched the speakers of the aquatic center. The machines moved out of their walls and merged with the statue. Metal scrapes assembled over Rudolph’s fingers and extended into claws. The ogre and the giant rodent looked at each other as the speakers on Rudolph played It’s a Small World

Pea seeds rolled out of mouths on the ogre’s body and turned into imp-like monsters who crawled all over Rudolph. The statue lurched around and tried to slap them away.

“Rudolph needs our help!” yelled Ben.

“I think we know what to do,” said Steve.

Steve grabbed Jake and Ben before he catapulted them on the platform on Rudolph’s back. Blackheart watched them with wide eyes.

“I can’t see you, nor hear you, Captain America,” muttered Blackheart as he shuffled back. “But I’ll just assume you want me to free the two mayors.”

Blackheart ran away while Steve and Lissa battled the pea monsters on the ground. Up here, Ben struck some of the ogre’s minions while Jake hit them with seismic punches. Rudolph charged toward the Jolly Green Ogre and slashed its chest. However, the ogre’s wound healed instantly and it punched Rudolph. The statue stumbled back.

“You can do it, Rudolph, I believe in you!” encouraged Ben.

Rudolph took a glimpse at Ben and headbutted the ogre. Vine tentacles spurt out of the ogre and wrap around Rudolph’s arms. Ben climbed up and stabbed one of the vines with his knife. More vines grew out of said vine and tied up Ben.

“Ben!” shouted Jake.

Jake tried to focus on summoning anti-magic, but pea monsters pounced at him. 

“You see now?!” yelled Wilhelmina. “Monsters are only here to destroy!”

“You’re wrong!” Some monsters are different!” replied Ben.

Wilhelmina raised an eyebrow. “As if! They’re all the same!”

“No, they’re not. Some of them are just too different for the human world…” said Ben as he looked at Rudolph. “Some of them are born with a bigger height.” He moved his eyes at Blackheart. “Some of them are born with a bigger ego.” He looked at Jake. “And others with a bigger heart…” He smiled a bit. “But it’s not about their difference, it’s about what they make of it! Some monsters are only evil when they think they are evil!”

Wilhelmina shook her head as her eyes glistened. “You’re lyin’! You’re just like my brothers! You’re just like the cops!”

“Wilhemina, I don’t know which monster you’ve met, but I promise to you that the monsters I’m friends with are not the same,” said Ben.

“How can you be friends with monsters?!” inquired Wilhelmina.

“Because they’re monsters,” replied Ben. “They don’t fit in, they’re born with traits that scare a lot of people, but... they still have a good soul,” explained Ben. “That’s why I’m a hero, I want to help everyone and make them realize that being different, or that being treated like a monster doesn’t mean that you’re a bad person…” He gave one more smile at Rudolph. “I think… I think monsters can be heroes too.”

Wilhelmina glanced at the ground and closed her eyes.

“I… I think you’re right…” She wiped her tears. “But all my life, I’ve been fighting monsters. If I stop now, I’ll have no reason to live...” Wilhelmina glared at the ogre. “Kill them.”

Jake watched in horror as Ben was being choked by the tentacle. The former tried to concentrate, but the stress and the fight left him unable to control his powers. All of a sudden, the platform under Jake delicately lowered and slid off Rudolph’s back. The statue stomped toward the ogre and outstretched his arms. Rudolph hugged the ogre, which stunned it. 

“Pater autem mendacium!” chanted Rudolph’s speakers. “Suscipe animas nostras.”

“NO!” screamed Ben.

Rudolph moved up a finger and cut off the vine around Ben. The young man fell, but Jake caught him. Ben grabbed his boyfriend’s hands and stared at Rudolph as smokes came out of its speakers. Suddenly, fires started all over his body while the ogre fought his embrace. The flames spread on its tentacles and Wilhelmina tried to jump away, but vines coiled around her feet. She thrashed around and yelled as she was dragged into the ogre. The fire consumed and burned the two giants as Wilhelmina’s voice died down. The ogre melted into a boiling green pulp while Rudolph stepped back.

Ben slowly walked toward him as Rudolph stumbled and collapsed. The statue lied on his back while the claws crumbled off his gloves. A brazier still burned near his heart on his chest. The tiny city people, including John O’Neill, gathered around the giant and watched him with sad eyes.

“Rudolph?” called Ben.

Rudolph forced his head to turn and looked at his friend. A rusty scrape sounded, similar to a plaintive moan. The statue lifted his left hand and carefully moved it around Ben. The young man hugged his large thumb while Rudolph carefully stroked Ben’s hair with one of his fingers. Tears poured out of Ben’s eyes and landed on Rudolph’s bronze glove.

“I… I love you, Rudolph,” said Ben.

Rudolph caressed Ben one last time before his hand touched the ground. A breeze of wind snuffed out the fire over his heart and the giant slumbered on a bed of luscious grass and soft sand.

Everyone stayed silent and lowered their heads while Ben broke down and cried. Jake hugged him and Ben wept over his boyfriend’s shoulder. Blackheart watched them as they did so.

John and Mike walked toward the ogre’s remains. A burned bowknot floated in it, near a cane. John picked it up and threw it against the ground, breaking it.

“I… I am sorry for what happened,” muttered Mike as he walked toward them. “Honestly… I’m glad Rudolph met you,” he told Ben. “I… I was a bad friend to him, you know…”

“I think it’ll be better if you just left,” said Jake.

Mike nodded and walked away with a stooped posture while his brother arrived.

“There’s a boat to go back to the city if you want,” John told them before he stepped toward his brother.

“Wait!” called Ben. “Th- there are some flowers near Salvadore’s Angels, the… the air balloon shop… Could you bring them back to Rudolph?”

“I will,” promised John.

They thanked him and headed toward a yacht. Jake searched around the boat and gave a blanket to his boyfriend. Ben gazed at the stars as they crossed the canal.

Jake wrapped his left arm around Ben’s waist.

“I hope you’ll feel better,” said Jake. “But… take as much as you need.”

“Thank you,” said Ben with a low voice before he kissed Jake. “Can I… Can I tell you something?”

“Of course,” replied Jake.

“You’re my hero,” said Ben with a warm smile. “Without you… I would’ve… I would’ve never thought that I’m more than my past.”

Jake smiled back. “And you’re my hero. You’re… You’re the only one who makes me see the good things in life.”

The two stared tenderly at each other and kissed passionately, as they traveled between waters and stars. Ben hugged his boyfriend and the wind of the ride billowed his blanket like a cape. 

From a dark half-empty part of the boat, Blackheart eyed them before he walked away.

The yacht reached the city and they went back to the RV. Blackheart was the only one who did not come and chose to stay behind. Lissa drove them while Ben and Jake relaxed at the back. 

“Hey.” Ben looked at Lissa. “Steve told me that you escaped two monsters, and you weren’t even in your werewolf form.”

“Oh, that was nothin’,” assured Lissa.

“I think that was great,” added Steve. “Who thinks, we should congratulate Lissa?”

Steve, Jake, and Ben clapped for Lissa who blushed a bit.

“Thanks,” said Lissa with a beaming face.

They arrived at the resort and they resorted to having some sleep. Lissa covered herself with the blanket to hide her lycanthrophia. Whereas, Jake and Ben decided to share a room and slept in the same bed.

“Sorry for the date, by the way,” apologized Jake. 

“It’s okay, it was more than awesome!” insisted Ben. 

They smooched and fell asleep. Jake dreamed of Ben, and Ben dreamed of Jake. 

Sunshine tickled their eyelids and they started to wake up. Ben yawned and stretched. He brushed his eyes and lazily looked around the room. He noticed Blackheart standing naked in front of the bed and waved to him. Ben then brushed his teeth with Jake, who was still half-asleep.

“Oh.” Ben tapped his boyfriend’s back. “Blackheart’s naked again.”

Jake groaned. “Good for him…” He paused and widened his eyes. “WHAT?!”

The young man ran into the bedroom and saw Blackheart naked and wet.

“CAN YOU STOP DOING THAT?!” shouted Jake. 

“I apologize, but I had to take a shower since I swam to the island and then back here,” clarified Blackheart. “And I didn’t want to borrow any towel.”

Ben lolled his head. “You swam to the island?” 

“Yeah, to build this.” Blackheart walked into the bathroom and came back with a heart made of metal. “Some rubbles fell out of Rudolph, and as you liked the paper heart, I thought I might as well make another for you.”

Ben grinned. “Wow! This is really nice.”

“Yeah…” Jake glared at Blackheart. “Thank you.”

Blackheart gave Ben the heart and said, “Also... I thought a kiss on the cheek would be a worthy reward for my gift.”

“Ben’s given’ you no fuckin’ kiss!” disagreed Jake.

Blackheart smirked. “I didn’t mean Ben, handsome.” He winked at Jake.

Jake’s face reddened.

“You don’t have to,” Ben told Jake.

“No, don’t worry,” replied Jake. “He did somethin’... decent for once. And it was for you. So, why not?”

Blackheart walked in front of Jake with a puffed-out chest. Jake took a deep breath and leaned forward. He closed his eyes and pecked Blackheart’s right cheek, before jerking back right after.

“Ooh, your lips are so smooth,” praised Blackheart.

“Get the fuck out, now,” ordered Jake.

“If you insist, lover.” He catcalled Jake before doing the same with Ben. “And lover.”

Blackheart left and Jake sighed.

“I can’t stand that guy,” grunted Jake.

“His erection can stand you very well,” added Ben.

“Ben!” shouted Jake. 

The former chuckled a bit before he stumbled a bit. Jake caught him just before he could trip.

“Somethin’s wrong?” worried Jake. “Your skin’s burning!”

“It’s- it’s okay…” Ben sat on the bed. “I… I just have fevers when I get emotional.”

“You should rest a bit,” advised Jake.

Ben lied on the bed while Jake put the sheet over him.

Blackheart walked back in with clothes on.” “I heard-”  He stared at Ben. “Is Ben okay?”

Jake was about to shout but lowered his voice. “It’s okay, Ben just-”

The bed trembled as Ben shivered and twisted a pillow around his head. His eyes turned completely white as tears dripped out of them. He cowered and gasped for air.

“Ben!” yelled Jake.

Jake and Blackheart rushed to Ben who frenetically shook his head.

“I- I- I- I can’t control anything…” mumbled Ben. “I can’t control anything inside my head…”

“Ben, what’s goin’ on?” asked Jake with a sweet yet concerned tone.

“It’s all unfair… What happened to Rudolph… The bad people… The good people... “ Ben clutched at his chest and panted. “I don’t know what to do, I don’t know what to do…”

Jake caressed his boyfriend’s back while Blackheart watched him.

“Can I… Can I do anything?” questioned Blackheart.

“I- I don’t know. Maybe a wet towel,” suggested Jake.

Blackheart hurried into the bathroom while Ben grimaced.

“I feel trapped and… j- jailed…” Ben jumped out of the bed and limped toward the balcony. “I… I need to breathe…”

Ben knelt against the cold stone fence around the balcony and put the left side of his face against it. Blackheart came back and handed a towel soaked with cool water to Jake. The latter thanked Blackheart and softly put the towel on the back of Ben’s neck.

“If… If I was normal, I wouldn’t react like that…” muttered Ben.

“You’re sad, there’s nothing wrong about reacting like this,” explained Jake.

Ben pinched his lips. “But normal people can control their emotions… I can’t…”

Blackheart stared at them with wide eyes. He then walked toward them and bent one knee.

“Ben?” he called.

“Yes?” replied Ben with a low tone.

Blackheart took a glimpse at Jake and took a short breath. “How can I make you stop bein’ sad?”

“It’s alright…” Ben swallowed some tears. “It’ll end with time.”

“Good.” Blackheart stood up. “I… I hope you two feel better.”

They watched Blackheart leave and delicately close the door. Jake tilted his head and sat next to Ben against the balcony.

“What’s goin’ with him?” wondered Jake.

Ben shrugged and chuckled a bit. “No idea.”

Jake smiled as the colors in Ben’s eyes returned.

“Jake…” Ben paused. “Are you scared of me?”

“Not at all. Why asking?” questioned Jake.

“Because… Normal people don’t overreact like that,” said Ben.

“It’s okay to me,” replied Jake. “If bein’ normal is not healthy for you, then I’m happy if you’re not normal.” He held his boyfriend’s left hand. “And if your emotions are too much to control, then I’ll be here, and we’ll find ways for you to learn how to deal with them.”

Ben smiled and they hugged while giant birds flew free in the sky.

Chapter 48: Four Feathers of Death!

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Ben drove the RV on a deserted road and quickly glanced at Jake and his backpack. A metal heart stuck out of the bag until Jake zipped it up. The two exchanged a smile while Steve was on the lookout by phasing his upper body through the roof. Whereas Lissa slept in the backseat and Blackheart read Jake’s book. 

“Got anything interesting?” Jake asked Blackheart.

Blackheart smirked. “Ah, so you’re talkin’ to me now?”

“Just say if you got somethin’ useful,” ordered Jake.

“Nothin’ worthwhile, just an old story that was read to me as a child,” said Blackheart.

“Like a fairy tale?” inquired Ben.

“Kind of, it’s called The Torch is Passed,” described Blackheart. “Heard of it?”

Ben softly shook his head. “Don’t think so, what is it about?”

Blackheart read, “So, in a faraway land, an old king was on his death bed. He had his three children brought to him and asked them a series of questions to see which one would be the best heir. After the last one, the dying king took a deep breath and…”

“And?” repeated Jake.

“And then a torch from the wall fell and burned every one to death.” Blackheart burst out laughing. “Haha, the end isn’t as boring as I remembered it.”

Jake raised an eyebrow while Ben frowned. The latter looked up and tilted his head.

“Hey, what’s that in the sky?” 

A succession of different-sized clouds floated up to the west. 

“Hmm.” Blackheart squinted and leaned forward. “Sadly, that ain’t burning flesh.”

Steve phased back inside the RV. “I think these are smoke signals.”

Lissa yawned and opened her eyes halfway. “Someone said smoke signals? I… I can read them.”

“You know how to read smoke signals?” asked Jake.

“Most people who own a private jet do, in case they get stranded on an island and have to burn their last-month clothes.” Lissa put her face closer to the window. “Three puffs? It’s either a call for help or telling us to stay away.”

Ben swerved toward the source of the smoke and questioned, “Is there a way to differentiate the two?”

“Yeah, it’s easy,” assured Lissa. “We come in and ask the guys who’ve made the smoke signals which message they meant.”

“So basically, we either get screwed or help people who got screwed?” said Jake.

“Exactly,” confirmed Lissa.

They drove on a fissured road between two grassy hills, themselves looming over them into small rocky mountains. A web of power lines, mounted by utility poles, covered the sky. They stopped briefly in front of a town sign, whose paint had flaked and was shadowed from the inside by wooden beams. What remained of the sign spelled elcome To MAN. A few remote houses and empty trailers seemed to be the only signs of possible life. Progressively, the outline of a town appeared. Four cars and a bicycle were parked on a plane area of sand, which were soon joined by the RV. 

The photo stand-in of a cactus fell near a store named Saving Your Ass. Its nearest wall trembled a bit as a brouhaha resonated inside. The members of Jake’s team looked at each other before rushing toward the store.

“Oh my goodness,” said a pleasantly thin voice.

They followed the sound and entered the store. Four people stood in front of them. The tallest one was an elderly blonde woman with a pale yellow camisole and a sunflower-patterned scarf tied into a double loop knot around her neck. The tallest among the men was slim with a severe expression, he wore a brown tweed jacket. The largest of the group was a man with an immensely amazing mustache and a gray overcoat. Finally, the smallest one was an anthropomorphic duck wearing a burgundy blazer and sipping a glass of Midori. 

“Well, well, look at those chickens,” said the duck with a gruff voice.

The mustached man stepped toward Blackheart.

“Hey!” exclaimed Blackheart.

“Don’t get labored up, I just wanted to center your tie pin. My name’s Achilles Poivron, in case you didn’t know me,” answered Achilles.

“And I’m Howard, nice to meetcha,” said Howard before taking another sip of his drink.

The tallest man took a puff of his cigarette.

“And who are you?” Jake asked him.

“Ha. That almost made me laugh,” said the man with a modulated tone.

Jake and his friends looked at him in complete silence.

“Hmm, I guess it was too much to expect from a bunch of slow-witted people.” He slowly rolled his eyes. “My name is Sherrod Holkes.”

“Oh, I guess I should introduce myself too,” said the old woman as she walked out of a shadowed part of the room. “I’m Angela Fletch-.”

“ANGELA FLETCHER?!” screamed Lissa. “You’re THE Angela Fletcher?”

“You know me?” Angela cheered a bit. 

“You know her?” repeated Steve.

“She knows her and not me? The new generation is doomed,” muttered Sherrod.

Lissa rushed toward Angela and said, “Of course! She wrote the Beverly Verly Verly books!

“The what?” wondered Jake.

“Beverly Verly Verly, the only Sorority girl who happened to be a detective, ” explained Lissa.

“Oookay…” Jake tilted his head. “So, why are you guys here?”

“Look for yourself,” said Sherrod as he stepped to the side.

The three others did the same and revealed a boy lying on the floorboards. He was wearing a white shirt and a tie of a similar color. A tablecloth covered his eyes while three red blotches stained it from under.

“What happened to him?” asked Ben.

“Isn’t it obvious?” replied Sherrod. “He was poisoned.”

“Poisoned?” Angela pursed her lips. “I’m sorry, but I’m not sure how-”

Sherrod threw the cloth away. “Bleeding from the face, a stain on the left hand, which bears no wound. That boy must’ve coughed blood, and considering he did not appear to be ill when we first saw him, poison has to be behind this.”

“Poor child,” whispered Poivron. “I… I worked with him in Istanbul, Shinichi Tomomatsu, the greatest child detective of Japan.”

“Not that great, since he fell for an easy trap,” retorted Sherrod.

“A trap?” asked Ben.

Sherrod knelt and pointed at the floor. “There’s a trail of a peculiar white liquid near the victim, which share the same smell as his soaked collar.”

Blackheart walked out while everyone observed Sherrod

“Looks like white wine to me,” commented Howard.

Sherrod leaned forward and followed the trail. “And right under this table, here’s an open bottle.” He pushed it to the left with a kick. “Oh, and there’s some blood on it, I wonder what happened?” he asked sarcastically.

“The kid couldn’t hold his liquor.” Howard chuckled.

They glared at him, except Sherrod who smirked a bit.

“From your behavior, I’m guessing you’re a fellow detective,” theorized Poivron.

“Fellow? My detective skills are far superior from the likes of you,” boasted Sherrod.

“If it was a movie, he would die next,” whispered Lissa to her friends.

“What about you, are you also a detective?” Ben asked Howard.

Howard shrugged. “I solve cases to kill time.”

“So we have I,” Sherrod proudly gestured at himself. “Three amateurish detectives, and… a scribbler.”

Angela looked daggers at him. “Going past your rudeness, I suppose you meant that a group of detectives had been gathered here.”

“And who are you guys supposed to be?” Howard questioned Jake’s team.

“Well, we’re... the X-Terminators,” introduced Jake.

“The what? I’m pretty sure that was the brand of a bug spray bottle I tried to drink once,” scoffed Howard.

“From the tone of your voice, I presume that what the ‘X-Terminators’ do is similar to solving cases.”

“I guess. We did unmask some people here and there,” described Ben.

Sherrod glanced at them. “I see, a group of meddling kids.”

“More people to eat in case we get stuck here for too long,” scoffed Howard.

“Stuck? There are four cars out there,” said Lissa.

“And a bicycle,” added Ben.

Howard gawked at them. “Bad news, cars stop workin’ around here.”

“What’s the good news?” wondered Ben.

“Someone has slashed the wheels of her bike,” said Howard.

“That’s supposed to be the good news?” asked Jake.

“Have ever seen an old lady riding a bike with slashed wheels in the desert? That’s a riot,” said Howard.

“We could try our RV,” suggested Ben.

Blackheart came back in and said, “The RV’s not workin’ anymore.”

“Well, fuckity fuck,” sighed Jake.

“I think we should stay together and wait for help,” advised Angela.

“Which help? It’s a ghost town, sweetheart,” replied Howard.

“I actually agree with our feathered friend,” said Poivron. “Plus, my little grey cells work better far from the crowd.”

“Since Angela and the... X-Terminators are not even detectives, I think they should go their own way,” said Sherrod with a scornful expression.

Lissa flipped him the bird and said, “Fine, asshole! We’ll see who are the real detective when we’ll find the solution before your arrogant tweed-plastered ass!”

Howard looked lazily at the alcohol shelf behind him. “As long as I stay near these beauties.”

“Now, if you could please leave, professionals are working,” dismissed Sherrod.

Lissa rolled her eyes while Angela gave a wrathful look at Sherrod.

“That duck’s totally gettin’ poisoned,” muttered Lissa.

“That would be great,” said Blackheart.

Jake and Ben gazed at the latter.

“Has somethin’ happened between you and Howard?” Ben asked him.

“What? I don’t know where you got that from,” brushed off Blackheart.

“Oh, I’m sorry to barge in, but has any of you seen my nephew?” Angela showed them the picture of a young man.

They looked at the picture with confused eyes.

“Never saw him,” said Lissa.

Angela put the picture back into her lemon-colored satchel. 

“That’s strange, he called me yesterday and told me he needed me here,” explained Angela.

“Do you know why everyone else’s here?” Ben questioned her.

“Oh, the sun has made my memory kind of fuzzy, but…” Angela crossed her arms. “I think Achilles came here to solve a case, same for Sherrod, but I don’t know for Howard and that poor kid has said anything about why they were here.”

“That’s so exciting!” rejoiced Lissa. “It’s just like Beverly Verly Verly and the Strange Call !”

“Was the smoke signals your idea?” asked Ben.

Angela bugged out her eyes. “The smoke signals? Which smoke signals?”

“The-” Lissa paused and eyed at the sky.

Puffs of smoke hovered above, at the north of the town. 

“Three again?” said Jake with an annoyed tone.

“I think we should see what’s behind this,” suggested Angela. 

They snuck along the sandy main street until they arrived in front of a wooden building whose front was decorated with dreamcatchers. Its sign was a saloon girl showing her legs next to the name Fast Fanny’s Place.

“Ah, how quaint.” Blackhead eyed at the sign. “My first blood sacrifice was with a girl who looked like that,” 

Jake gave a perplexed look at Blackheart.

“Don’t worry, honey, her screams weren’t as pleasuring as yours,” reassured Blackheart.

“Stop calling me like that!” shouted Jake.

Blackheart smiled and exhaled. “Yes. Your screams are definitely better.”

Jake grunted and stomped inside the building. Blackheart then helped Ben walk over the front step and winked. Soon, everyone entered a completely dark room.

“Jesus Christ…” muttered Steve.

“What? Did you see anythin’ bad?” asked Jake.

The door slammed shut and a clatter resonated. The green lights of a chandelier glowed up while floating purple and bluish lamps. A cold shiver froze their legs while heat crawled through the walls. A ghoulish clown ran around a table with panties in his hands. Headless dancers kicked their legs in the air and some of them lost their feet. Phallic ghosts popped out of a hatch before it closed back. 

Jake and his friends made a fighting stance while Angela stepped behind them. The monsters just kept doing the same thing over and over, ignoring them.

“Wait.” Ben pointed at the clown. “These are wires.”

“And these are gear wheels inside.” Angela gestured at the hatch. “My, my, I think these are only Halloween animatronics.”

“Wow, just like in Beverly Verly Verly and the Verly Halloween,” remarked Lissa.

A room at the back opened on its own and revealed a chimney inside. The azure jack-o’-lantern inside flickered.

“Let’s follow the path,” said Ben as he pulled Jake by the hand. “I’ve never been in a haunted house attraction before.”

They arrived inside a library with dust and cobwebs. A skeletal librarian with a magenta aura moved her index finger over an open book. Her other hand gestured to them to come closer.

“Are we sure it’s safe?” wondered Steve.

“Blackheart go first,” ordered Jake.

“Ah, always needing me,” taunted Blackheart as he stepped forward.

Angela whispered to Lissa, “What’s the relationship between these three young men?”

“They’re dating.” Lissa pointed at Jake and Ben. “And Blackheart wants to bang them.”

“Oh. Well, I do hope he won’t bang them with a pistol,” replied Angela.

Blackheart leaned against the librarian’s desk and took a glimpse at her book.

“She’s spelling… K? I… L… L,” read Blackheart.

“Key, why, ELLE?” Lissa jerked back. “What does that mean?” 

“I think he meant the word kill,” explained Ben.

“Well, now she’s stuck on the letter K,” complained Blackheart.

Angela rubbed her chin while the librarian trembled. 

“C’mon work!” Blackheart smacked the back of the librarian’s head.

The librarian screeched and convulsed, which startled Blackheart. Her empty eye sockets lit up until it blinded them. Smoke came out of her mouth as electricity flowed through her. 

“She’s smokin’!” exclaimed Angela.

Blackheart walked back while the librarian’s scream started to glitch. Her eyes turned off and she fell face-first against her book. 

“I think she meant I should kill someone,” said Blackheart.

Jake and Ben glared at him.

“What?” Blackheart shrugged.

“We must really be desperate for asking help from a Halloween prop,” whined Jake.

“Really? I thought we got more desperate than that before,” said Ben.

“So what do we do now?” wondered Lissa. “Ask help from a dancing Santa or the Easter Bunny?”

“I can summon the Easter Bunny if we got candles and a rabbit to skin,” proposed Blackheart.

They all stared again at Blackheart with wide eyes.

“Maybe Jake could use his powers to fix the cars?” suggested Steve.

“Why not,” said Jake.

Blackheart beamed. “Is this real, Jake? You want to do black magic with me?” 

Jake winced. “What? I was talking to Steve.”

“Ah…”

They walked out of the haunted brothel. Ben read one of the books from the erotic section of the library while they headed back to the parking.

“Who’s Steve?” Angela asked Lissa.

“He’s a ghost that Jake and Ben can see, I can only hear him for some reasons, Blackheart can’t see him ‘cause he’s an asshole or whatever,” explained Lissa.

Angela glanced away. “Alright…”

Chapter 49: Murder They Wrote

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Jake and his group arrived in front of the cars. Jake stretched his wrists and took a deep breath.

“Blackheart?” called Jake.

“Yes?” replied Blackheart.

“I… I need your... help for this,” mumbled Jake.

Blackheart smirked and puffed out his chest. “I didn’t hear, care to repeat?”

“Cut the bullshit, and get your ass over here already!” yelled Jake.

Blackheart laughed. “So, first, you need to breath again.”

Jake inhaled longly and exhaled. “What’s next?”

“Close your eyes,” ordered Blackheart.

Jake did so and Blackheart gestured to Ben to come next to them.

“Now, we hold hands,” said Blackheart.

The three of them hold hands and breathed while Blackheart exulted.

“And now what?” wondered Jake.

“And now I know what I will think of when I’ll stroke my cock tonight,” replied Blackheart.

Jake swung his right arm away. “Stop messin’ around and tell me what to do!”

“Okay, calm down,” said Blackheart. “Your anti-magic can nullify energy, but also amplify it. So do what I’ll told you before at Lake Havasu.”

Jake relaxed and exhaled. He then closed his eyes and tried to focus on his powers.

“... Is it working?” Blackheart asked with his mouth next to Jake’s right ear.

“Not with you breathing in my ear!” yelled Jake. 

“Do you want me to help you focus?” proposed Ben.

“Sure, let’s do it,” agreed Jake.

Jake repeated the process while Ben stepped next to him. Ben put his left hand on his boyfriend’s back and his eyes turned light blue. A clear tinkling sound resonated in Jake’s mind. The young man felt his soul moving inside him and tried to completely transform the sound. Progressively, the tinkling turned into a drone, as if it was a wooden wind instrument. Jake outstretched his hands and unleashed blurry energy. The cars’ engines started as soon it touched them.

“It worked! You did it Jake!” congratulated Steve. 

All of a sudden, a gust of wind blew against a utility pole. Its power lines shook and vibrated. Sparkles spurted out of them before a bolt shot out of them and struck the cars. Instantly, the cars stopped working.

“What just happened?” asked Lissa.

The radio of black Rolls-Royce crackled and they walked toward it.

“Pop… Sss… -Ish…” blared the radio. It adjusted itself and played. “Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cishero. Lipschitz! You had it coming, you had it coming!”

“Jezebel,” bitterly said Jake.

“Welcome to Oatman, the ghostest of all ghost towns,” greeted Jezebel through the radio.

“You’re to waste our time again?” asked Jake.

“C’mon, I’m the main star of the show, talking to me would never be a waste a time!” reassured Jezebel. “It’s so sad that you’ll never get to meet me again… You see, this town is kind of... possessive.”

“And you’re here just to gloat?” said Jake.

“Not at all, I just wanted to grant you the honor to hear my voice one last time,” she said.

“There’s no use talking to her, let’s leave already,” said Blackheart.

The radio rattled. “Blackheart? Tell me, how does it feel to be powerless?” taunted Jezebel. “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to get you out of there… So you can see the whole world at my feet.”

“I’ll make you pay for this, Jezebel,” threatened Blackheart.

“No, no, you’re the one paying!” shouted Jezebel. “The poor beautiful girl, envied by her evil brother, rising from her ashes and fulfilling her dreams. The white birds, the rain of flowers! The screams, the glory! It will all be mine!”

Jezebel madly cackled while they walked away.

“What did even meant about the town?”wondered Jake.

“We could always burn it to the ground,” suggested Blackheart.

“It’s just like Beverly Verly Verly Verly and the Verly Ghost Town ,” said Lissa.

Jake gave a quizzical look to Angela.

“My publisher thought I should add more Verly in the titles,” explained Angela.

Shoutings resonated from inside the store they recently were in. They all flinched before hurrying back to the building. Its door was flung open and Sherrod strode out of it. 

“Of course it has to be this!” shouted Sherrod.

Poivron and Howard walked after him with annoyed faces.

“What’s happening?” Ben asked them.

“Our arrogant friend appeared to be onto something,” said Poivron.

“You still don’t understand? The solution was right here!” yelled Sherrod.

Angela tilted her head. “Could you explain your point?”

“It’s simplicity itself! Follow me!” Sherrod frenetically stepped forward. 

Sherrod made a lot of exclamations before he arrived in front of a candle store titled  The Main Street Emporium .

“This right here!” Sherrod opened the store front door and rushed inside. “It was-”

An explosion boomed and blinded everyone. The candle store had just blown up. Sherrod’s pack of cigarette landed at Ben’s feet, flaming and charred. Steve phased through the burning walls, but soon came back with a defeated expression.

“Well, fuck,” muttered Jake.

Ben dragged his feet away while Angela stared at the fiery remains of the shop. 

“I’ve tried to go faster, but…” Steve shook his head. “It’s… It’s almost as if the town was slowin’ me.”

“Is… Is it what Jezebel meant?” wondered Jake with a bewildered face. 

“You think she meant that the town wants to kill us?” said Ben.

“A killer town? I knew I should’ve brought my gun,” growled Howard.

Blackheart glared at Howard before turning his head away.

“I’m not sure of what’s happenin’, but I think we should stay together,” advised Angela.

“That’s kinda too late for that,” Howard gestured at the empty space where Poivron used to stand on.

“I think he’s dead,” muttered Lissa. 

“I’m here!” boomed Poivron’s voice.

They looked around before they spotted Poivron’s silhouette through the curtain of the upstairs window of a clothing’s store. 

“Achilles, what are you doin’ up here?” Angela questioned him.

“I told you, I work better away from the crowd. Just give me a moment and I’ll find a way to get us out of here,” explained Poivron.

“We all have our ways I guess,” said Howard as he sipped his glass.

“I don’t want to bother, but I think you should stop drinking, one of us drank rat poison after all,” said Angela.

Howard shrugged. “It’s okay, I got a strong liver.”

Blackheart grunted and kicked a rock away as he heard their conversation.

“You’re okay, Blackheart?” Ben asked him. 

“Because it’s obvious by now that you got something against that duck,” added Jake.

“Well you’re thinkin’ wrong, and don’t say my name out loud like that,” said Blackheart.

Ben and Jake lolled their heads in sync. 

“My guess is that you’ve did some shits, like you always do, and they were against Howard,” theorized Jake.

“What if I had did nothing wrong for once?” responded Blackheart.

Ben and Jake gazed at him.

“So… What did you do against him?” asked Jake.

Blackheart sighed. “I’ve tried to take over and enslave his world, he thwarted my plan, so I’ve trapped him into this world.”

“Um… At least you didn’t kill him,” commented Ben.

“Well, I wanted to show him a movie of his family being tortured and executed while he was stuck here, but I got bored and did nothing,” said Blackheart.

“What if Howard was working with the town and Jezebel to get revenge on you?” suggested Jake.

Blackheart handwaved. “I can kill him if it helps.”

“Or you could just… I don’t know… Apologize for what you did and try to fix the shits you did against him?” advised Jake.

Blackheart broke out laughing. “Aha! That was actually funny.”

Jake gave him a stern look.

“Ah, you were bein’ serious,” realized Blackheart.

“Guys,” Lissa whispered to them as she approached. “Look what I’ve found.”

Lissa showed them her phone screen which displayed the picture. Howard was with a boy wearing a similar outfit to the first body they had seen in the ghost town, except that the one on the picture wore a red bowtie.

“It’s that kid detective, Sh- Shinichi?” said Steve.

“That’s it, that!” boomed Poivron’s voice from the store.

“You’ve found the solution?” inquired Angela.

“Yes! Come, now!” urged Poivron.

They hurried inside the clothing store filled with shirts bearing quaint texts. Steve tried to phase through the walls, but it did not work because of the powers of the town. 

“Quick!” ordered Poivron.

Jake and the others went up a spiral stairway and arrived on the second floor. Rags hung on rusty hooks while the pale moonlight flared through the grey curtain. Poivron was sitting on a desk, holding a pencil over sheets of paper. Because of the angle given by the entry, a nearby wardrobe covered his face. 

“So, Achilles, what did you want to tell us?” questioned Angela.

Poivron did not answer and sat still. Angela knit her brows and approached with the others. A buzzing got louder as a wasp crawled out of the wardrobe. Ben guided it away by opening the window while Angela checked on Poivron.

“Aah!” yelped Angela.

Poivron fell against the desk just after Angela touched him. A red sting mark protruded on the back of his neck.

“He’s… He’s dead,” said Angela.

“But he was alive seconds ago,” noted Jake.

“Not anymore,” said Blackheart.

Ben eyed outside. “A wasp did this to him?”

“No. It has to be the town. It wants to kill us one by one,” asserted Angela.

Lissa pursed her lips and crossed her arms.

“Angela, what do you think we should do?” Howard asked her.

“Like I said, we should not split up,” replied Angela.

“But that town’s dangerville. Poivron got stung, Sherrod got blown up,” listed Howard. “And that kid… he drank…” The duck scratched the feathers on his head. “Angela, it was rat poison, right?”

“Precisely,” confirmed Angela.

“But how did you know what kind of poison it was?” interrogated Howard.

“Huh? That’s wh- what Sherrod said,” mumbled Angela.

Lissa showed her notebook to Angela and said, “I’ve been writing everything that had happened, and Sherrod never said this…”

“Well… well, it’s just a simple mistake I’ve made,” said Angela.

“Mrs. Fletcher, don’t tell me you’re the one behind this,” pleaded Lissa with droopy eyes.

Angela smiled. “Don’t worry, my dear.” She darted her left hand inside her satchel and put out a gun. 

Everyone jumped back as she did so.

“So it was you,” said Ben.

“I’m afraid that it’s the only answer,” replied Angela.

“But why?” inquired Jake.

Angela shrugged. “Self-esteem. I- I wanted to prove to myself that… that I could be more than a mystery best-seller among teenage girls.”

“And so you’ve become a killer just for that?” asked Jake.

“I know it might seem excessive, but…” Her lower lip quivered as she glanced down. “You’ve no idea how it feels to be looked down on by your peers, day after day.”

“So what will you do now? Shoot all of us?!” questioned Lissa.

“Not in a fatal way,” reassured Angela. “Maybe one or two of you, so it can slow you down while I escape.”

“Escape where? This town has trapped us!” replied Jake.

Angela smiled and removed a necklace beneath her collar. An eight-inch-long key pendant hung at its bottom.

“Not if someone has its Key To The City,” declared Angela. 

“So I was right, the librarian was talking about a key!” shouted Lissa.

Angela nodded. “Good sleuthing. Sadly, this is the last time we’ll talk to each other… Maybe a newspaper about my achievements will fly into town someday.”

“ENOUGH!” shouted a male voice.

The wardrobe was slammed open from the inside and two burned shoes stomped out of it. Everyone stared at the man with wide eyes while Angela smirked a bit. A gale billowed the curtain into the shape of a ghostly veil. Shadows pointed at the man at the center of the room.

Sherrod stood in front of them. His left cheek was scarred by a burn mark while some parts of his attire were scorched. He also held a gun in one of his hands.

Howard dropped his glass and exclaimed, “Huh, you’re still alive?”

Sherrod sneered. “And you were all foolish enough to trust it.”

“What the fuck’s goin’ on?!” shouted Jake.

“I am the killer of course!” answered Sherrod. “You really thought this senile old woman writing for prepubescents could have been behind all of this?!”

“Why?” questioned Ben.

“So, I could get rid of the pseudo-competition,” answered Sherrod. “No more amateurish detectives.”

Sherrod aimed his gun at the others while Angela aimed hers at him.

“But why did you say you were the killer then?” Lissa asked Angela.

“I apologize for the confusion,” Angela told her. “But I knew that only Sherrod would have an ego flawed enough to turn himself in over someone else claiming his deeds.”

“Flawed?!” Sherrod knit his teeth. “My plan was perfect! You only knew it was me because of luck!”

Angela glared at him and said, “Actually, your plan had several flaws.”

Sherrod chuckled. “Tell them then, I’d love to hear the rambling of a hag with dementia.”

Angela took a glimpse at Lissa before she looked back at Sherrod.

“Basically, I couldn’t help but notice that there were a huge difference between you and the other detectives.” Angela paused. “Underneath that egocentric shell of yours, there’s a man of science, and funny enough, the two murders were related to poison.” She breathed briefly. “The second flaw was just after we discovered Shinichi’s body,” proclaimed Angela. 

“What was it?” questioned Sherrod.

“The thing that struck me is that right after you had removed the sheet, Shinichi’s bowtie had disappeared,” answered Angela. “Obviously, you took it to fool us when you’ve murdered Poivron.”

Sherrod smiled and put a blood-splattered bowtie out of his pocket.

“Nice device, isn’t it?” said Sherrod before he bit into it. 

The others observed him while Lissa shuffled back. Sherrod’s teeth tore away a part of the bowtie and revealed a bug and wires inside it.

“A hidden voice modulator, invented by the dearly departed Shinichi Tomomatsu. Pretty handy to make you all come here, right?” said Sherrod.

“But why would Shinichi help you?” questioned Angela.

Sherrod snickered. “Simple, I-”

Lissa rushed toward a nearby wall and pressed a red button on it. A trap door opened above Sherrod. The latter was startled and pointed his gun at it.

Nothing happened.

“Ah!” Sherrod smiled. “You-”

Steve tackled the detective down against the ground. Ben soon joined him and punched Sherrod in the face. Sherrod tried to grab his dropped gun.

“Ben!” both screamed Jake and Blackheart.

Jake kicked the gun away and gave some more to Sherrod’s waist. Blackheart twisted Sherrod’s left arm while Howard hit the latter in the crotch.

Sherrod was knocked out and they cooled down.

“Why would they put a trap door in the ceiling?” wondered Jake.

A jangling sounded and a carnivorous plant hung down. It opened its maw and puked a white liquid all over Jake.

Blackheart smirked and looked at Jake.

“If you make one joke about this, I’ll throw you out of the building,” threatened Jake.

Blackheart glanced away before he turned back to Jake.

“I-”

Jake released a shockwave which propelled Blackheart through the window and crashed him against the balcony. 

Whereas, Steve and Ben tied up Sherrod with some ropes, and Angela chatted with Lissa.

“Congrats, young lady, you did a good job,” Angela praised her.

“Thank you,” replied Lissa. “I… I wanted to thank you too for your books. Nancy… She was like my best friend when I was a kid.”

Angela beamed a little. “I’m glad that my little stories have inspired some readers like you to become great women.”

“Hey! Sherrod shouldn’t move for now,” said Ben as he picked a shirt. “Now, we’ll just have to gig him and-”

“Pater autem mendacium! Tolle animam meam!” quickly shouted Sherrod.

“Oh… Whoops,” said Ben with a fretful expression.

The shutter of the window closed, blackening the whole room. Steve picked up Sherrod and led the others down the stairs. The front wooden door slammed shut. A rattle echoed similar to finger snaps. 

“Stay back,” ordered Steve.

Red lights outlined six female silhouettes posing between the iron bars of racks and shelves. 

One after the other, they chanted, “Pa ' û. Sīn. Siddu. Ulmu. Sisītu. Lippitu.”

“And now the six merry demonesses of the Black Rock Prison,” announced the middle woman with a sultry voice. “In their rendition of the Hell Block Tango.”

Blackheart sighed. “Not that.”

“He had it comin'! He had it comin'! He only had himself to blame,” they sang together. “If dad had been there, if he had seen me… I betcha you I wouldn’t have been the same.”

“Are you done?” Blackheart interrupted her.

The six Jezebel’s stopped and faced them.

“Always the philistine…” complained the main Jezebel. “Anyway, just gimme the mortal so I can leave this dreadful place already.”

“We won’t let you have any more souls!” shouted Jake.

“Good, I was in the mood for roasted duck,” said Jezebel as she summoned a ball of fire in her hands.

Howard quacked and leaped behind Angela.

“C’mon Jake, just let her kill that man,” whispered Blackheart.

“Never,” said Jake as he glared at Jezebel.

“We’re not in a position to negotiate, try to think!” urged Blackheart.

The Jezebel’s grabbed up daggers, chains, and skulls while Jake’s focus switched between Ben and Sherrod. Jake grit his teeth and closed his eyes. He seized Sherrod and threw him forward.

The main Jezebel laughed and soon she and her duplicates surrounded Sherrod. The latter watched them with terror. Chains wrapped around his neck and choked him. Two Jezebel’s stabbed him in the legs. He screamed out of pain and the main Jezebel grabbed his lower jaw. She lifted the skull in her other hand and poured down a gray liquid that was inside it. Sherrod squirmed as the arsenic went into his yelping mouth. His skin reddened while warts burst on his lips. Sherrod cried and moaned in agony as he was dragged out of the store.

Jake and the others ran outside, but Sherrod was nowhere to be found. 

“Where is he?” asked Steve.

Western music echoed through the empty street. They followed it and arrived in front of the haunted house. Steve phased inside and the others joined him. The ghoulish animatronics partied while the chandelier beamed on a pile of dead bodies. Among them laid a pale dummy. All of them stared at it. Its face was frozen into a tortured expression and it wore the same clothes as Sherrod.

Chapter 50: Elementary, My Dear Blackheart

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Steve and Ben pulled the bleeding dummy, which was supposed to be Sherrod’s corpse, out of the pile of fake dead bodies. A key dropped out of the dummy’s attire and Lissa picked it up.

“It’s the real Key o the City!” she exclaimed.

“Maybe it means we can leave the town?” theorized Ben. 

They ran toward the southern part of the town until they reached the parking. Once there, only the RV, an orange mini truck, and a bicycle were left. Ben checked his vehicle and the engine started.

“It’s working!” rejoiced Ben.

“Then, let’s get out already,” said Jake.

“Wait,” interrupted Lissa.

 The young woman observed the decrepit abandoned town. A dusty picture of its past was pushed toward Lissa by the wind. She picked it up and noticed that it used to be filled with citizens. The young woman grabbed her phone and took some pictures of the ghost town.

“What are you doin’?” Jake asked her.

“Posting pictures of Oatman online, I know a lot of people would love supernatural stuff,” answered Lissa.

“Why? That town tried to trap us!” shouted Jake.

“It was because of that asshole Sherrod,” replied Lissa. “The town just wants people to come back and entertain them.”

“Or maybe it will get more people trapped in it,” said Ben.

“That sounds like a great idea!” praised Blackheart.

They looked daggers at Blackheart.

“I know some guys who could check that everythin’ goes alright,” said Howard. 

“That’s a better idea than Blackheart’s at least,” said Jake.

Howard widened his eyes. “Blackheart?”

Jake cringed a bit “Ooh f-”

Howard walked toward Blackheart and shouted, “You’re the monster who got me stuck in that world!”

“Heeey, Howie.” Blackheart rubbed his neck. “Long time no see.”

Howard punched him in the crotch and Blackheart dropped to his knees.

“You armor-wearin’ twat!” yelled Howard. “Because of you, I didn’t see my family for years!”

Blackheart glanced away. “Argh! F- family’s a bit overrated these days, don’t you think?”

Howard raised his left fist, but Ben stepped between the two.

“Wait!” shouted Ben. “Maybe Blackheart could… Maybe he could help you go back to your world?”

“He would never do that,” said Jake.

“I would never do that,” repeated Blackheart.

“Blackheart!” shouted Ben. “I’m trying to be nice to you, but you’re not understanding. All the bad stuff that has happened to you is because of your selfishness. You don’t have your privilege anymore, you can’t keep the attitude you had with it.”

Blackheart furrowed his brows. “And what if I don’t want to change?”

Ben stared at him. “Then, nothing will change for you. Good or bad.”

Blackheart sighed. “Even if I wanted to, I’ve lost my powers. Remember?”

“You’ve lost your powers?” Howard snickered and pointed at him. “Ah! What a loser!”

Blackheart gave a murderous look to Howard and the latter stopped laughing.

“There’s no way for you to have your power back?” questioned Jake.

“Hmm... I could torture that old woman until she breaks her deal with Jezebel,” suggested Blackheart.

Jake puckered his brows. “Do you have any solution that doesn’t involve death or torture?”

Blackheart crossed his arms and thought. “Um… How about blackmail?”

“Alright, we’ll find a solution for you,” replied Jake.

“Ooh, Jakey, you want to help me now?” Blackheart smiled. “How servile of you.”

“I’m not doin’ this for you!” shouted Jake. “We’ll give your powers back to you, and you’ll bring that duck back to his world.

Blackheart handwaved. “Sure, why not.”

Lissa checked her phone and glanced at Angela. “What about you?”

Angela grabbed the handlebar of her bicycle and replied, “My niece Beverly, she’s also traveling in Arizona, maybe I could pay her a visit.”

“Unless your bike on ‘roids, you’re gonna need a ride,” said Howard as he opened the back of his truck. 

“Well, thank you,” said Angela as she rolled her bike on the truck bed floor.

“I guess it’s a goodbye?” said Lissa.

Angela softly smiled and replied, “I’m sure we’ll meet again... In person, or in writing.”

The two shook hands before Angela stepped inside the truck. The latter waved at Lissa before the truck drove away. Then, they stepped inside the RV. Jake, Ben, and Blackheart sat in the backseat while Steve and Lissa were at the front

“So, are you three ready?” asked Steve.

“Ready for what?” asked Jake.

“Jezebel,” answered Steve. “We’re getting closer to the town she’s in.”

“How do you know that?” questioned Lissa as she drove.

“I was checking one of Lissa’s phones. Look what I’ve found out,” said Steve as he showed the phone.

The three of them stared at the screen which displayed an online article.

“Middletown?” read Jake. “And what’s that thing about a Grand Leader?”

“Look at these words. Statues, worship?” noted Ben.

“Sounds like some cult shit to me,” said Lissa.

Blackheart pushed his head between Jake’s and Ben’s. 

“Hm. Jezebel’s powers would feed off a cult,” said Blackheart before he sniffed a little. “Wow, Jake, Ben. You two smell great.”

Jake moved his right shoulder always, which overbalanced Blackheart and made him fall chin first on the carpet of the RV.

“So we’re going to fight Jezebel now?” Lissa frowned. “Are we even strong enough for that?”

“I’m sure you are, I believe in the three of you,” encouraged Steve. “Lissa, you’ve learned to defend yourself when you’re not a werewolf. Jake, you’re gettin’ better at controllin’ your powers. And you Ben, well… You’re Ben.”

“Thank you!” replied Ben. “But… what about Blackheart?”

“Aww Ben, you’re worryin’ for your future master?” asked Blackheart.

“No,” coldly said Jake. “He’s wonderin’ if you will be the weakest link, now that you’ve lost your powers.”

Blackheart flashed a smile. “Do I have to remind you of who I am? I am Blackheart, the Thorn Prince. I was trained to fight with swords since the first day of my existence. I still got my suave charisma, and a chiseled body that you and Ben constantly lust after, probably dreaming about it as you two make love to eac-”

“Okay, you’re the weakest link,” cut off Jake. “Good to know.”

Ben clapped his hands. “Blades? Of course!” He quickly stood up and accidentally knocked his head. “Ouch!”

Jake massaged his boyfriend’s head and asked, “You got an idea?”

Ben winced a bit and nodded. “Yea… I was thinking that we could stop at an armory to get some weapons.”

“Most armories these days sell guns though,” explained Jake.

“Oh. Do you know how to use one?” asked Ben.

Jake shook his head. “You do?”

Ben shrugged. “I’m not really good with submachine guns or rocket launchers unless the target’s limping, like missing a leg… But I think I’m okay with a handgun.”

“You’ve used a rocket launcher!?” Jake widened his eyes. 

“Yeah, but don’t worry it was with test dummies.” Ben glanced away. “Or... real people wrapped with bandages.”

All of a sudden, the RV stopped. Lissa stomped on the gas pedal, but it did nothing. Theremin music sounded out of the radio as a beam of light shone on them. An immense V-shaped object flew above them and blotted out the evening sun. 

“Fuck, not again!” shouted Lissa.

The vehicle trembled and hovered off the ground. Its passengers clasped their hands on the seats as they floated up. Soon, the RV and them were swallowed by the spacecraft. 

They now were inside a large white room as a membrane of lasers waved across them.

“Detection of three mutated individuals, one normal subject, and another who is non-alive,” said a robotic voice. 

Flutes played a similar sound to a siren alarm as the lights of the room turned red.

“The normal subject appears to have silver on him,” announced the robotic voice.

Jake glared at Blackheart and said, “You have silver on you?!”

“What makes you think that I’m the normal one?” questioned Blackheart.

Circular doors opened and people wearing gray Hazmat-like suits stepped out of them. They held metal rifles with glowing rings around them. Thin rays of light came out of them and were aimed at Blackheart.

Jake gestured at the Jovians. “See?” 

“And? It still doesn’t mean that I’m the normal one! I’m a hell prince!” asserted Blackheart.

“Just take off whatever silver you have on you!” shouted Jake.

Blackheart gulped a bit and lowered his voice. “I… I can’t.”

“Why?” asked Ben.

“Um…” Blackheart blushed. “It’s a piece of… jewelry.”

Jake tilted his head. “And?”

“Well, it’s on a… sensitive area,” mumbled Blackheart.”

“Huh? What do you-” Jake looked down and winced. “Oh.”

Ben squinted. “I don’t understand, what does it mean?”

“Blackheart has a cock ring,” answered Lissa.

“Oh, he’s married?” Ben smiled at Blackheart and said, “Congratulations.”

“People can put the ring here these days?” wondered Steve.

“Earthling, stay inside the vehicle while we talk with your friends,” ordered one of the Jovians.

Jake sneered at Blackheart and said with a mocking tone, “Enjoy being held at gunpoint.”

“Well, you and Ben could always help me remove it.” Blackheart purred at him.

Jake hurried out of the RV. The others joined him and followed two Jovians into another room. A hallway of holographic panels and a mirror ceiling surrounded them. They walked to its end and a dented double door opened from its center. 

They arrived into a round alabaster room with a system of metal pipes on the walls. There was a rectangular basin filled at its center. It was filled with a fiery liquid and had golden apples in it. Blindfolded reptilian creatures bent down their upper bodies and grabbed the fruits with their fanged mouths. The thick scales on their neck separated as they breathed and puffed out their vocal sacs. 

“Sir, the Earthlings are here,” said one of the Jovians with a Hazmat suit.

One of the reptilians gazed at them with an apple in his mouth. He mumbled something before spitting the fruit out.

“Ah, you’re back!” greeted the reptilian.

Jake furrowed his brows. “Do we know you?”

“Oh true.” The reptilian searched inside his pants and put out the skin of a human face. 

Ben gazed at the face. “You’re the man who dropped us from the spaceship?”

“It is I,” said the main Jovian. “Last time you saw me I had this skin on.”

“You mean that you can peel your skin from human to… this?” asked Lissa.

“Not by choice, but yes,” answered the main Jovian. 

Behind him, other Jovians carved scary faces into turnips.

“Oh, you’re having a Halloween party?” inquired Ben.

“Hallow-what? We’re celebrating Pthinoporon, the day of the Deadly Harvest,” explained the main Jovian. “These creatures that you call turnips are the descendants of Felch, a monster who tried to take over our planet... Ever since we’ve stabbed, disfigured, and burned its children.”

“Oookay.” Jake glanced away. “Um- Why are we here?”

“We wanted to thank you for helping us create this.” The main Jovian showed them a blue pill.

“Viagra?” wondered Lissa.

“No, it’s a cure to lycanthropia,” informed the main Jovian. “Frank!”

Another reptilian Jovian with a bowtie walked in. 

“Hey, Earthlings!” Frank waved to them.

“That’s Frank, he’s the wolf monster you saw earlier in the cell,” presented the main Jovian.

Frank walked to the back of the room and helped to carve turnips.

“Also, according to Philophrosyne fifty-eight, we have to reward the ones who brought us the cure,” said the main Jovian.

“Oh, do you have some weapons?” asked Ben.

“Of course!” The main Jovian gestured to a reptilian woman. “We’re shipping some to your vehicle right now.”

A thud resonated. Frank had just dropped his knife and was trembling. Claws grew out of his fingers as his eyes turned yellow. 

“He’s turning!” yelled Lissa. “Give him the pill!”

“It’s just a fake pill to show to guests!” replied the main Jovian.

Frank foamed and scratched his reptilian skin. His scales dropped off his body and revealed an oozy fur underneath. Steve lunged at Frank to restrain him. The Jovian’s body swole against Steve’s grip. 

“We’re still workin’ on producin’ pills quicker,” said the main Jovian. “But don’t worry, according to Chaldene twenty-one, we have a solution for this kind of situation.”

“What’s that?” questioned Jake.

“Panic,” answered the Jovian.

He ran to the left and slammed his hands on a dashboard. Doors opened and Jovians with Hazmat suits and weapons rushed inside. Jake and Ben held hands as they got pushed away by them. The main Jovian kept hitting buttons while Lissa tried to avoid the others. A lozenge hatch slid open under Lissa and she fell through it.

“Lissa!” shouted Ben.

Another hatch opened under the couple and they also fell. Jake and Ben tried to grab each other as they dropped down a black tunnel. A stream of viscous liquid splattered all over them and blinded them. Jake opened his eyes and realized he was now alone.

“BEN!” screamed Jake.

The wind blew over him as he fell out of the spaceship. The liquid around him swelled and blotted as it happened. Soon, a translucent bubble enveloped him and slowed down his fall. Jake safely reached the ground. The giant bubble touched the ground and exploded into a puddle of slime. Jake took a deep breath and stumbled around. 

It was the night and he was on an empty road. The horizon was choked by thick trees. Jake scanned the area and his eyes darted at a sign. Middletown was written on it.

Chapter 51: Strange Tales of the Unusual (Part One)

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  • 1) The Spider Man

The flicker of some lamps resonated. Ben opened his eyes and realized he was on a pavement dirtied by candy wrappers. Bedsheet ghosts, cardboard dead trees, and other Halloween decorations surrounded him. Bungalow houses stood under the night sky, some of them had been left open. Ben wiped his hands over a cloth around a scarecrow and apologized. The young man looked around and breathed loudly. He calmed down as soon as he saw another trail of liquid falling from the drifting spaceship. 

It has to be Jake! ” thought Ben.

Ben ran in the direction of where he thought Jake had landed. His staff hit a solid surface and a ballet flat was kicked forward. Smokes came out of the slimy shoe. Ben took a quick breath and stepped forward. A growling echoed on the other side of the street. Ben stopped and turned his head to the left. Giant webs covered a house and its fence. Leaves of a bush rustled as moanings sounded. A woman with sparkly skin and butterfly wings dragged herself out of it. 

“Help me!” she begged.

Ben rushed to her. The fairy flipped as her right leg was yanked up. Thick insect-like legs crawled out of the chimney of a nearby house. Ben climbed the pumpkin garlands on the house while the woman thrashed around. Two hair fangs dashed out of the chimney and stabbed her in the back. A boiling substance oozed out of them as the woman screamed. 

Ben stared at her in horror before he jumped down. 

The woman coughed out blood as vapor came out of her eyes and mouth. Her skin wrinkled while her body thinned. The flesh inside her melted and was sucked by the creature inside the chimney. Soon, the woman was only a sack of skin that was pulled inside the house. 

Ben ran as fast as he could. The door of the webbed house was flung open. His heart skipped a beat and he quickened his movement. 

“Psst!”

Ben gawked to the left and saw an elderly woman gesturing to him. He raced toward her and entered her house. The woman moved with her black prairie dress, closed the door, and locked it. Ben gasped for air and looked around. Floorboards barricaded the windows while a clowder of cats roamed on the floor. Ben put a chair against the doorknob.

“Who was that out there?” asked Ben.

“I-I…” The woman frenetically scratched her white hair. “I think it’s Doctor Palmer,” she lowly said. 

“What happened to him?” questioned Ben.

“He wanted t- to become a superhero... like the real Spider-Man.” She glanced away. “But something went… terribly wrong with him.”

Thuds sounded and the front door pounded. The woman stumbled back while her cats hissed. 

“The Great Leader would help us as long as we worshipped her!” shouted the white-haired woman. “Why did Palmer disobey her?”

“Go upstairs with your cat, I’ll handle him,” ordered Ben.

The woman grabbed her cats and ran upstairs. Ben darted to the kitchen and turned on its lights. A black iron pot was left on the stove with soup in it. Ben increased the heat before the door was broke open. The young man quickly grabbed a pan and hid behind a high shelf. Groans and mewls resonated as a massive shadow loomed from the entrance hall. A shivering cold came from the outside and infested the house. Ben trembled before he breathed and contained himself. He slowly put up the pan and used its steel as a mirror.

A wet rattle pricked his ears as long black spider legs tapped the tiles of the kitchen. Shrill creakings came out of the eight-legged freak. Its body was a huge pale head. Four legs stuck out of his cheeks. Four other ones protruded out of his eye sockets and the back of his head. The man’s mouth was gaping and its tongue had been turned into a spider’s head. A myriad of oozing human eyes touched each other as the tarantula looked around. 

The spider was on the other side of the kitchen. Ben tried to control his breathing, but he kept worrying about Jake. 

I wish that Jake was here, I wish that Jake was here…

A jet of blue energy shot out of Ben’s chest. It flew into the living room and buzzed. The spider stared at the energy as it shaped into a human form. It progressively became an ethereal image of Jake. The spider scurried toward it and Ben ran behind the creature. The tarantula pounced at Jake’s image and went through it. It moved around and noticed Ben. The latter threw a pan at its head. Silk spouted out of the spider. Ben kicked open the door of a fridge and used it as a shield. The spider tugged at the fridge and rubbed its fangs against the silk threads. 

Ben swung his staff at the pot and spilled its scorching soup all over the spider’s eyes. The creature screeched and flailed its legs all over the kitchen. Ben rolled toward the entrance, but a leg cut the side of his left arm. Ben winced and stumbled away. Silk landed on his right ankle and yanked him back. The young man coiled his body around the railing of the stairs. The spider pulled at the silk and crawled toward him. Ben unsheathed a knife out of one of his sleeves and threw it into a whirl at the spider. The spinning blade gouged out five of its eyes. Blue blood squirted out of the tarantula, but it kept getting closer to Ben. The latter tried to climb up the railing, but it bent toward the spider as the creature pulled the silk. Ben seized his staff and pushed its other end into the spider’s maw. The tarantula roared in pain as it got stabbed in the throat. It raised its two upper legs above Ben and plunged them back down.

“Leave him alone!” screamed a slightly warbling voice.

A levitating white mane coiled around the spider’s legs. Ben looked upstairs and saw a woman whose slim body was covered in white and black fur. Her eyes were slitted and yellow while her face was feline. She sprung down and thrust her claws into the spider’s eyes. Now blinded, the tarantula threshed around. The woman’s hair wrapped its other upper legs while she slashed the silk around Ben. The young man stood up and shoved his crook, hook first, into the spider’s maw. He leaned back his body and brought up the hook. The spider screeched as the pointy end of the staff impaled its head. The woman grabbed the hook and pulled it. Soon, the two made the crook completely go through the spider’s skull, splitting its forehead in half. 

Ben and the feline woman gasped for air, splattered by spider’s blood. 

“Thank you,” said Ben with a breathy voice.

“You need to go,” said the woman. “This- this town is dangerous.”

She picked up car keys inside a car bowl and handed them to Ben.

“What do you mean?” asked Ben as he took them.

“The Great Leader… She has betrayed us,” said the woman as she opened the door. “The pills were supposed to cure us, but they’ve stopped working… Drive as fast as you can. Soon, the whole neighborhood will turn into monsters like me.”

“I don’t think you’re a monster,” Ben told her with a smile as he walked outside. 

The woman smiled. “Thank you.”

Ben went inside her pink jeep and said, “By the way, you can use the spider’s corpse to protect yourself, it has solid legs and a burning venom inside it.”

“Th… thanks?” replied the woman.

Ben turned on the engine and drove away. Screams and groans boomed through the whole neighborhood. Silhouettes inside the houses twisted and transformed into creatures. Ben hit the gas pedal as monsters appeared all around him.

 

  • 2) The Horror of Sleepy Hollow!

Footfalls sounded as Jake ran across the tree-lined road. He stared at the starship as it crashed into the town. Headlights flashed in the distance and Jake jumped into some shrubs. A green jeep parked close to him and people with Halloween masks stepped out of it. 

“Huh? I thought I had seen someone,” said a woman wearing a witch mask.

“Must’ve been a deer, a rabbit, or whatever,” replied a man with a Frankenstein mask.

“Let’s check around, the Great Leader would be delighted if we brought the mongrel and his friends to her,” said another man with a pumpkin mask.

“Fuck,” muttered Jake.

The young man sighed and edged deeper into the dark forest. Crows cawed from the tall branches while the wind howled. A dirt path appeared and Jake followed it. Soon, he arrived into a field of hay bales and pumpkins. A breeze made a scarecrow slowly turn toward him. Jake gulped and forced himself to step forward. Shadows moved in the woods while dead leaves floated in front of him. He headed on the other side of a wall of hay and arrived in front of a stream. Rusty toys sunk into its waters while a covered bridge was built above it. Wooden beams held a pointy ceiling.

A loud smash startled Jake. He turned around and saw that the scarecrow had lost its head. Jake grimaced and trembled. 

“C’mon Jake, you- you’ve seen worse,” Jake told himself.

Jake took a long breath and stepped over the creaky floorboards. The whole forest went dead and stopped making any noise. Only the trickle of the stream sounded. Progressively, the dribble shifted into clops and Jake quickened his walk. The ground tremored and a black horse with fiery eyes leaped out of the woods. The horse was ridden by a hulking man wearing a blue burlap coat and black boots. The iron head of his spear reflected the hole of his headless upper body. 

The forest shrieked as the Headless Horseman rode toward Jake. The latter clenched his fists as translucent energy gathered around them. The Headless Horseman turned his spear forward as his horse sprung. Jake opened his hands and outstretched his arms. The young man released a shockwave that wrecked half of the bridge. Jake closed his eyes as rubbles crumbled in front of him. He jumped back to avoid the collapse of the bridge. 

Once it was over, he opened his eyes and saw the semi-destroyed bridge. He looked down and witnessed the black horse drowning in the stream. The animal neighed and disintegrated into ashes. Jake crouched a little and gasped for air. A hissing whistle made him stand up instantly. He stared at the other end of the bridge and bugged out his eyes. There was a tall slim man with a long dusty coat and shaggy brown hair.

“Hey kid, want some candy?” he asked him with a raggy voice.

The tall man opened his gray coat and revealed many pockets with colorful sweets in them. Lollipops, chocolate bars, candy corns… 

Jake furrowed his brows and whispered, “What the-”

A spear thrust through the ceiling of the bridge, inches away from Jake’s face. The young man gazed up and saw black boots through the floorboards of the ceiling. Jake bounced to the side as the Headless Horseman rammed down his spear. The steel grazed Jake’s left shoulder as he ran away.

The tall man grinned from ear to ear as Jake approached. His coat billowed as if it moved on its own. The tall man’s sewn shirt rippled while its buttons popped up. Its placket slowly opened and fangs stuck out of them. Soon, the tall man’s shirt had transformed into a large vertical mouth.

Jake hurried out of the bridge with an anxious face. The Headless Horseman charged at him with his spear. Jake ducked and did an amateurish roll. The tall man put a snake-like tongue out of his torso and chuckled. 

Squish!

Jake stumbled away as the tall man spit pink blood. A spear was impaled through the latter. His blood oozed a river of blood of various pastel colors before he passed out. 

“The hell, Abe?!” screamed a nasal voice.

A bulbous ogre-like man stepped out of a bush. Green slime leaked out of his eyes and nostrils, which stained his cyan tuxedo. 

“You’ve just killed Miso, you dumbass!” insulted the bald man.

“C’mon, Dave, it’s not his fault,” said a shrill voice.

A noseless old woman with wet lilac skin walked in. Her dark purple hair covered her cloudy eyes and naked body. She used a long twisted broom as a cane.

“Cut your bullshit, Jen,” Dave told her. “You’re defendin’ him ‘cause you fuck him!”

Jen cackled while Abe drooped his headless upper body.

“Aww, baby, don’t be sad, you didn’t mean to,” Jen cheered him up.

The hag french-kissed Abe by pushing her tongue into his headless neck.

“Enough deepthroat, the kid’s gettin’ away!” shouted Dave.

Jake was running as fast as he could. An old barn towered in front of him. He opened its z-style doors and rushed inside. The three monsters chased after him. Jake closed the doors and locked them with chains. A spear stabbed through one of them and Jake tripped on his back. Jake stood up and lurched toward the ajar back door. Waves of laughter echoed all over the barn as he ran. He seized the door and was relieved a bit by the empty sight outside. Jake quickly pushed the door, but something blocked it.

Jake looked up and was alarmed. A broom stuck out of the opening.

“Trick or treat!” sang the hag.

Jen crept her lanky fingers into the barn. Jake pressed against the door. His hands trembled as he tried to use his powers. Jake closed his eyes and focused. He thought of Ben, and reluctantly of Blackheart. Blurry waves gravitated around his hands. The door got kicked open and smacked Jake against the ground.

“No treat? Then trick!” screeched Jen.

Jake shot a surge of anti-magic at the hag. Her broom shook and she gawked at it. She shrieked as her broom flew up and dragged her to the sky. Jake closed the back door and moved hay in front of it. Then, he headed back to the center of the aisle. A green puddle oozed under the front doors. Jake grabbed a pitchfork and aimed it at the slime. The liquid bubbled and floated. It progressively shaped into a humanoid form. Dave chuckled as he materialized. Jake hold tightly the pitchfork and sprinted. Its sharp tines impaled Dave in the stomach.

“Ah!” Dave laughed. “Weapons can’t hurt me!”

Jake glared at Dave and balled his hands. He pointed his fingers at the ogre and discharged crystalline energy. The two looked at each other.

“Was somethin’ supposed to happen?” asked Dave.

Dave’s belly grumbled and he gagged. He coughed green vomit as bumps swole under his skin. More slime squirted out of his eyes and nails. 

“Wh- what have you done to me?” questioned Dave with a frightened expression.

The ogre dropped to his knees and foamed. He clawed at the ground and puked a river of slime. His eyes bulged and two green jets popped them out of his skull. Jake watched the scene with horror. Dave clutched at his neck and choked on his vomit. The ogre panted as his stomach inflated like a balloon. His shirt ripped open and a gush of green slime spilled out of his abdomen and poured green guts all over the floor.

Jake stepped out of the slime puddle and looked away. The back door was open, which revealed Jen and the Headless Horseman on the other side. They both were petrified and Jen gawked at Dave’s dead body with disgust. Jake aimed his hands at them and knit his brows. Jen snapped her fingers and her broom glid toward Jake and twisted around his wrists. Jake squirmed, but the broom moved his arms down. 

“Hehe... You can’t use your powers against us without your hands,” said Jen.

The Headless Horseman pulled his spear out of the door. Jake walked back into a stall as the Headless Horseman approached him. Jen cackled while Abe directed his spear at Jake’s wrists. A metallic grinding sounded as a wall was bust open. A car rammed into the stall and its hood hit the Headless Horseman.

“Jake!” shouted Ben with a joyful tone.

Ben stepped out of the jeep and rushed to hug his boyfriend.

“Jake! I was so worried for you!” exclaimed Ben as he covered Jake in kisses.

“B- Ben, watch out!” warned Jake.

Jen charged toward them and shrieked. Ben flung open the passenger door and swatted her in the face. Then, he grabbed a pot inside the jeep and threw the liquid inside it at the hag. Jen screeched as her body smoked.

“Aah! You brat!” she screamed.

Her feet became flaccid and glued to the ground. The hag’s skin liquefied while her hair fell off her head. 

“Look what you’ve done! I’m melting! MELTING!” screamed Jen.

Jen’s lower lip hung before it detached down her jaw. The hag’s lower body steadily dissolved into a dress of purple blood. Moans of agony came out of Jen as she writhed and melted. Her face disintegrated into a mask before it evaporated.

Ben and Jake stared at her melted corpse with revulsion.

“Was… was it water?” asked Jake as the broom crumbled out of his wrists.

“Huh, I… I’ve killed a giant spider and used the digestive liquid its dead body to melt her,” answered Ben.

Jake blinked a few times with his mouth hanging wide open. 

“What?” he asked.

Ben wrapped his arms around Jake and smooched him again.

“Sorry.” Ben stepped back. “I- I just wanted to do this.”

Jake kissed him back. “It’s okay. I wanted to do this too.”

A gloved hand banged against the hood and the couple jumped back. The Headless Horseman approached them with his spear. Ben held up his staff while Jake clenched his fists. 

“Leave them alone!” ordered a disembodied female voice.

Ravens cawed and swooped down at the barn. The birds circled into a tornado and fused into a woman with ebony hair. She wore a black ankle-length dress with a winged collar and lines of hanging feathers on the skirt. A thin V-shaped crown towered like a beak on her head.

Jake gazed at her and whispered, “Mom?”

The Headless Horseman turned toward Linda. He briefly did the same with Jake before he walked out of the barn. Ashes floated on his path and turned into a horse. The Headless Horseman rode away while Linda glared at him. Once he left, she sighed and smiled at Jake. The mother cried and hugged her son.

“Jake. I- I am so-”

“Get off me!” shouted Jake as he pushed her away. “Ben and I were perfectly fine without you!”

Linda watched her son as he stepped away.

“Jake, please, you have to-”

Jake looked bitterly at her. “Where were you all this time?!” he yelled. “Where were you when dad got attacked or when grandpa got killed!?” Jake teared up. “Where were you when I needed you the most?!”

“I had to…” murmured Linda. “It was the only way to protect you and your father.”

“Wha- what do you mean?” questioned Jake.

Linda glanced away and pursed her lips. “I’ve… I’ve sold my soul to Launa... The Weeping Woman. She’s the only one who was strong enough to protect you two,” explained Linda. “I can explain all in time, but first you need to save your friends.”

Jake let out a short breath. “Fine… Let’s go, Ben.”

Linda reached her right hand to Jake, but her son stormed off into the jeep. 

“He’ll talk to you later, don’t worry,” Ben reassured her.

“Thank you for taking care of my son,” Linda softly told him.

Ben headed into the jeep and turned on the engine. Linda gave a sad glance to them before she turned into a flock of crows and flew away. 

“Jake. No matter what happens, I’ll always be here for you,” said Ben.

“Thanks,” said Jake as he grabbed Ben’s left hand. “Sometimes… I think meetin’ you’s the best thing that has happened to me.”

Ben blushed and drove out of the barn.

“Hey, how did you know where I was?” wondered Jake.

“I’m not sure…” replied Ben. “It was like a feeling in my heart was telling me where to go… Where to find you.”

“Does that mean you can find Lissa and Steve?” asked Jake.

“I think so, even with Blackheart,” said Ben.

Jake rolled his eyes. “Let’s focus on finding our friends first.”

“You don’t think that Blackheart’s our friend? He says funny stuff,” said Ben.

Jake crossed his arms and said, “He tried to kill us.”

“But he gave us cute gifts,” replied Ben.

“A few shitty paper hearts won’t make for all the fucked up things he did,” said Jake.

Ben looked at Jake and asked, “I understand… But why did you accept that he came with us, then?”

“Because he tricked us and-”

Ben gave him a quizzical gaze.

“Fine! I…” Jake leaned his seat. “I wanted him to come with us.” He took a deep breath. “Blackheart and my mom… I have so much anger against them… But they’re still family you know?” he said. “I- I honestly don’t know what I’m supposed to do.”

“I think you should listen to your mom when you’re ready,” Ben told him.

Jake nodded and asked, “What about Blackheart? Isn’t he supposed to be my brother or somethin’?”

Ben lolled his head. “Well, not really. For me, it’s like… Well, what if a man builds two dolls. Some kids would play with them as if they were a couple… It’s the same with you and Blackheart, you were created by the same person, but you’re not siblings. And you weren’t even raised together.”

“I guess…” Jake scratched his hair. “That doesn’t mean I wanna fuck him though.”

“I think he wants to fuck you anyway,” replied Ben.

“Ben!” shouted Jake with red cheeks.

“What?” Ben raised an eyebrow. “I thought he wanted to be the one who does the penetratio-”

“BEN!” shouted Jake with a bigger blush.

Chapter 52: Strange Tales of the Unusual (Part Two)

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  • 3) Behind the Locked Door

A buzzing noise bounced in Blackheart’s head. The man massaged his temples and cringed. He sprawled against the backseat of the RV and moaned. His headache blurred his vision while propane confused his senses. He soon fell asleep and his intoxicated mind transformed the world around him.

Blackheart now was lounging on a throne of bones. Flames burned all around him while cages hung from stalactites. He realized he was naked and held metal rings with his hands. Blackheart smiled as he saw Ben and Jake with chain collars around their necks. The two young men rubbed their nude bodies against his thighs and purred.

“We love you master Blackheart,” softly said Ben.

“You’re the greatest hero of all time,” added Jake.

Blackheart chuckled as his two slaves climbed on his lap and caressed him. He closed his eyes and exhaled while a nearby volcano shot a geyser of hot lava.

Knockings made this world fade away and Blackheart regained consciousness. He looked around and noticed a woman with blonde finger waves and a yellow feathered nightgown. 

“Hello? Are you Mister Black?” she asked him.

“Huh? Um- yeah, I’m Blackheart,” he replied.

The blonde woman smiled and opened the slimy RV door.

“I’m Countess Canary, follow me,” she told him. 

Blackheart shrugged and walked after her. They came across a garden pool and entered a concrete mansion close to a mountain. They stepped on Spanish floor tiles while white walls with dark wooden panels stood around them. They passed by a series of doors and next under an L-shaped stairway. 

“We don’t have candy, scram!” shouted a grating voice.

A man wearing a purple bathrobe and a butterfly mask slammed the entrance door on a trio of trick or treaters. He groaned and turned toward them.

“Wow, who’s that hunk?” asked the fox man.

“That’s Mister Black,” presented the Countess.

“I’m Doctor Plum,” said the fox man as he extended his left hand. “Hope you get to know me deeper tonight.”



Blackheart shook his hand and smirked. The party guests went upstairs and Blackheart noticed more doors here. Garlands with tiny spiders, bats, ghosts, and other scary symbols were hung in the hallway. The trio headed into a game room with a chandelier, bookshelves, and a gramophone playing Halloween music.

A pale woman wearing a red kimono and a Japanese fox mask danced with another man. He was wrinkled with gray hair and a mustache, but his body was fit and musclebound. He was only covered by jean shorts and a peacock mask. 

“Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Black is here,” announced the Countess.

The guests ogled at Blackheart and gathered around him.

“Look at this big boy,” said the old man. 

“I wonder how your body tastes like,” added the woman with a kimono.

The Countess put on a golden bird mask and handed a leather bear mask to Blackheart.

“This old yet sturdy man is Sir Peacock,” said the Countess. “And this foxy woman is Lady Sukāretto.”

Blackheart shook their hands and presented himself.

“You’re just in time for the game,” said Sir Peacock.

“Which game?” questioned Blackheart.

The Lady rolled her eyes. “Ugh, just some Halloween activity with cups.”

“It’s called Spookeeny. And it’s not just a game, it’s a family tradition,” said the Countess as she guided them to a round table. “We put items inside cups, one for each of us. We turn the table and then pick up our item, which will predict our future.”

“Can’t we just have sex already?” asked Doctor Plum. 

“Not everything has to be about sex,” said the Countess with an annoyed tone.

“Let’s get over with that thing already,” said the Lady.

They all sat down while the Countess lit candles around them. After this, she turned off the lights and joined them at the table.

“I have to go,” said Blackheart. “I got two sla-”

“C’mon, stay with us, it’ll be fun,” said Sir Peacock.

Blackheart growled before he glanced down at the table. Five lidded China cups were placed in front of them. Lines were chiseled on the wooden surface and formed an octagram while occult symbols were carved into the shape. Blackheart tilted his head decyphered the writing on the table.

He snickered a little and thought, “ These mortals are so fucked .”

The Countess spun the table and its pattern shifted into a blurry spiral. A gust of wind beat the walls as the floor trembled under the spinning table. The Countess smiled while her guests watched her with anxiety. She smacked her left hand on the table and the candles all got snuffed out. 

The gramophone music distorted and sang “Trick or treat,” before it died.

Doctor Plum yelped before the lights were turned back on.

“This house is full of doors, hallways, and windows, a breeze must’ve snuffed out the candles,” said the Countess.

Doctor Plum got off Sir Peacock’s lap while the Lady yawned. She then removed the lip of her cup and furrowed her brows.

“Water?” described the Lady. “What does it mean?”

“Ooh, it means you’ll be traveling soon!” explained the Countess with sparkling eyes.

“I got a coin,” said Doctor Plum with a dejected voice. 

“That means you’ll earn a great sum of money in the future,” said the Countess.

“Wow, good job, son,” complimented Sir Peacock.

“Thanks, daddy,” replied Doctor Plum.

Sir Peacock had a bean inside his cup, which predicted that he would become poor. Meanwhile, Blackheart found a rosary, and the Countess had a ring inside her cup.

“How fun, that means I’ll get married,” said the Countess.

“Very fun,” repeated the Lady with sarcasm. “Can we… do it now?”

The Countess frowned. “I thought we could do something for once.”

“What are you mort- people doin’?” inquired Blackheart.

“Porn Charity,” said the Lady.

“We film ourselves having, well… fun. We then give the money to some associations,” explained Sir Peacock.

“So you’re havin’ sex.” Blackheart grimaced. “To help people?”

“Not just people. Last Halloween, our movie Your Father Sucks Cocks in a Bathhouse helped Linda Blair’s dog shelter,” said Doctor Plum.

Blackheart stood up and walked out of the room.

“Hey, where are you going?!” exclaimed the Countess with panic.

The party guests ran after him until they all stopped in the middle of the hallway. One of the doors thumped while whithered rose petals blew underneath. It opened on its own and a handsome man walked out of it. He had short strawberry hair and wore an orange vest over a shirt.

“Well, Mr. Peach is here,” mocked Blackheart.

“Ed, are you here?” asked Mr. Peach with a suave tone.

Doctor Plum pushed his friends away and rushed to Mr. Peach. 

“Let’s not waste any more time, today’s a special day,” said Mr. Peach.

Doctor Plum longingly stared at Mr. Peach while stepping into the room. A wealthy living room appeared inside and the couple lounged on a velvet sofa. The others tried to follow them, but the door slammed shut. Another door opened and a newspaper covered in dirt floated out of it. The Countess picked it up and read it.

“On the eve of Halloween, young and wealthy Samson Doherty had revealed he had found love with Edgar Plum,” read the Countess. 

The obscure room lit up and revealed Edgar and Samson drinking wine. The latter sneered while Edgar gulped down his glass. 

“To this day, Edgar... is still missing,” read the Countess with dread.

Edgar struggled to keep his eyes open and wandered his gaze around. Suddenly, he dropped his glass on the floor and fell asleep. The door closed soon after.

“Samson Doherty, also known as The Gravedigger, has never told anyone where were the bodies of victims, including Edgar,” read the Countess. “A secret Samson carried to the grave.”

A door to the right slid open, a golden crucifix on it shone. The Lady slowly moved it open and gasped. The inside of a purple quilted coffin faced them. Bloody scratches stained the other side of the door. A levitating flashlight turned on and almost everyone screamed. 

A skeleton was inside, wearing clothes similar to Edgar.

The door closed and Lady Sukāretto sprinted out of the hallway.

“Lady! Where are you goin’?!” worried the Countess.

“Away! Away from this cursed place!” shouted the Lady.

She quickly walked down the stairs and they raced after them.

“We should stay together,” advised Sir Peacock.

“There’s no together,” said the Lady. “I only did these things to have fun, and now I’m leaving!”

Lady Sukāretto pulled the entrance doors and froze. An empty tropical beach appeared outside with towels and parasols. 

“This isn’t right,” muttered the Lady as she stepped back.

“Lady!” yelled the Countess as she hurried to her. “Don’t g-”

The Countess tripped on the carpet. She bumped into the Lady, which pushed her outside. The entrance doors closed right after. Sir Peacock and the Countess hit the windows, but they did not shatter. 

“Help me!” begged the Lady as she smacked the windows from the outside.

A flyer slid under the entrance doors and Blackheart grabbed it.

“Top ten dangerous destinations,” read Blackheart. “Monster Isle.”

Strong winds hit the beach and struck the towels away. The white parasols shook a little as the metal ferrules at their tops blossomed. A single eye burst out of each parasol and looked at Lady Sukāretto. 

“Behind you!” shouted the Countess and Sir Peacock.

The Lady did not hear them and kept hitting the windows. Teeth grew out of the edges of the three umbrellas. They floated out of the sand and hovered toward the Lady. Sir Peacock and the Countess pointed at them with fright. Lady Sukāretto turned around and widened her eyes.

One of the umbrellas pivoted its pole at her and charged. The Lady waded through the water of the beach to escape. She stumbled as the umbrella impaled her in the chest. The Lady spit blood and looked at the other guests with pained eyes. She arched her back as another umbrella stabbed her in the right shoulder. A third one plunged into her left hip. Lady Sukāretto thrashed in circles while the white umbrellas dyed red. She fell into the water as her blood tainted it. A curtain of night veiled the scene and Lady Sukāretto disappeared.

Sir Peacock’s face went pale while the Countess screamed. Blackheart covered his ears and grunted.

You’re the greatest hero of all time,” echoed Jake’s voice in his head.

Blackheart observed the two mortals and smirked.

If I save these mortals, Ben and Jake will be begging for my cock,” thought Blackheart.

Blackheart simpered and approached two party guests.

“Don’t worry, I’ll save you,” reassured Blackheart with a honeyed voice.

“How will you do that?” asked Sir Peacock.

“Well, we can all agree that using a door is a bad idea right now,” replied Blackheart.

The Countess wrapped her arms around herself. “So, we’re trapped here?”

Blackheart rubbed his chin. “Hmm. We can’t open a door… But maybe someone can open a door from the outside?”

“You think that only the inside of the house is cursed?” wondered the Countess.

“Maybe.” Blackheart shrugged. “Call the cops or whatever. If it doesn’t work, they will at least be a distraction while we run away.”

The Countess put a phone out of her gown and dialed a number. She moved the phone close to her left ear. The Countess tightened her jaw and dropped her phone. Sir Peacock held her while she gasped for air.

“I- I heard screams and gunshots and- and… Inhuman sounds” mumbled the Countess.

“We’ll have to find another solution.” Blackheart crossed his arms for a moment. “Ah! Of course!” 

Sir Peacock and the Countess gawked at Blackheart. The latter grabbed a rosary out of one of his pockets and raised it above his forehead.

“Forces of Heaven, punish the evil inside this house!” hollered Blackheart.

The beads of the rosary burned Blackheart’s left hand and he grimaced. Blackheart handed the rosary to Sir Peacock. 

“It’s my fault…” muttered the Countess. “I’ve made a deal with the Great L-”

“So what do we do now?” asked Sir Peacock.

Blackheart stared at the two mortals for some time before he clapped his hands.

“Of course! We break the game!” exclaimed Blackheart.

Sir Peacock pursed his lips. “How do we do that?”

“One of you has to die,” said Blackheart.

Sir Peacock flinched. “Are you insane?!” 

“The game has a fate for each of you, if one of you dies before that, the game is broken,” explained Blackheart.

“I’ll do it,” offered the Countess. 

“Are you sure?” Peacock asked her.

The Countess nodded. She sighed and walked toward a wall with a decorative sword on it. She lifted it out of the wall with trembling hands.

“I- I can’t do it myself,” mumbled the Countess. She turned toward them and asked, “Could you… Could you do it for me?”

“Of course,” said Blackheart.

Blackheart walked toward her and grabbed her sword. He pulled back his left arm and stabbed her in the chest. Sir Peacock looked away while the Countess moaned. Blackheart thrust the sword again into her as blood splattered all over him. 

“Oh God,” said Peacock out of shock.

Blackheart kept stabbing her to end her suffering. The woman’s wig fell off as he did so while socks dropped out of her bras.

“She’s hard to kill!” groaned Blackheart. “Is it okay if I behead her?” he asked Sir Peacock.

“What? No!” yelled Sir Peacock.

Blackheart rolled his eyes. “Alright, I’ll snap her neck.”

He seized the Countess’s head and twisted it with a crunch. Sir Peacock gasped and cried a bit while the Countess passed out.

“Phew. She’s finally dead,” said Blackheart.

The front doors were bust open as a car rammed through them. 

“I think I drove too fast,” said a silvery voice.

Jake and Ben stepped out of the vehicle. The two froze and goggled at the dead body in front of them.

“Hey! You two are alive.” Blackheart waved his bloody let hand at them.

“What the fuck!” shouted Jake 

Blackheart tilted his head. “What did I-” He glanced at the Countess. “Oh.”

“You’ve killed her,” said Ben.

“Yes, but it was to break the game,” explained Blackheart.

“You’ve killed her for a game?!” berated Jake.

Sir Peacock stepped between the three of them.

“Wait, you don’t understand, he did it to save us,” said Sir Peacock.

Jake raised an eyebrow. “Really?”

“Maybe that’s why we couldn’t enter the house before?” theorized Ben.

Blackheart puffed out his chest. “See? I’m a hero!”

“Wow, that’s awesome!” praised Ben.

“Are you serious? He saved one guy!” disagreed Jake.

“Yeah, but it’s Blackheart. Him saving one person is like... Steve saving a whole country,” explained Ben.

Jake slowly shook his head. “If you say so...”

“The Sodomobile’s in the backyard, by the way,” said Blackheart.

Ben grinned. “Nice, I missed driving it!” 

“Go, I’d rather stay here,” said Sir Peacock with a low voice.

“I think you should lock yourself inside a room with weapons, things are gettin’ dangerous out there,” advised Ben.

Sir Peacock thanked them and headed into the kitchen. Whereas, Blackheart, Ben, and Jake walked toward the backyard. Blackheart wrapped his blood-soaked arms around the two young men’s shoulders and smiled.

“Ah, the Sexy Three back together!” rejoiced Blackheart.

Jake pushed him away and exclaimed, “Don’t call us like that!” 

“Oh, there’s an us?” Blackheart smirked.

“N- no!” Jake blushed. “Let’s just get inside the RV already.”

Jake stomped away and groaned. Blackheart took a glimpse at Ben and noticed a bloodstain on his right cheek. Blackheart licked his thumb and rubbed it on the young man’s face to wash it. 

“Thanks,” softly said Ben.

“My pleasure,” replied Blackheart.

They joined Jake next to the RV and Ben caressed the side of his vehicle.

“So, you know where are Lissa and Steve?” Jake asked Ben.

“Um…” Ben put his fingers on his temples. “I… I… I have nothing.”

Jake knit his brows. “What? So, your powers only worked with findin’ Blackheart and me?”

“The heart wants what it wants,” sang Blackheart.

Jake glared at Blackheart while Ben frowned.

“I’m sorry,” said Ben.

“It’s okay.” Jake patted his boyfriend’s back. “We’ll find another way.

All of a sudden, a murder of crows circled tightly above them. Floating black hair and an ethereal ebony dress materialized out of them as Linda appeared.

“I think I’ve seen her before,” said Blackheart.

“That’s my Mom,” answered Jake.

“Wow.” Blackheart grinned. “My future stepmom looks hot.”

“Shut the fuck up!” shouted Jake.

Linda hovered down and said, “Jake, I can help you find the rest of your friends.”

Jake nodded. “Alright, we’ll follow you.”

Linda glanced one more time at her son while her lower body started to turn into wings.

“Wait!” yelled Jake. “Th- thanks… Thanks, Mom.”

Linda smiled a little and transformed into a flock of black birds. Whereas, Blackheart, Ben, and Jake went inside the RV.

“I hope Lissa’s okay,” said Ben.

Meanwhile, in another part of the town.

“AAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!” screamed Lissa.

Chapter 53: Strange Tales of the Unusual (Part Three)

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  • 4) Black Halloween

Laurie Stroke ran as fast as she could. Dead pine trees and bitterbrushes hindered her way. She wheezed and pushed her blonde strands away from her blue blues. Sharps branches cut her blue shirt. Laurie panted and peeped behind her. A large silhouette dashed through the dark park. A rock hit her left shoe and Laurie tripped. She rolled down a slope and spotted the parking behind the aluminum fence with her car. Laurie crawled a bit before she pushed herself up. The burly man jumped down behind her, pounding th ground with a loud thud. His rotten pumpkin mask squeezed his face with a wide skeletal grin and fiery serpentine eyes gnawed by black mold. 

Laurie tried to run but winced because of her sprained right ankle. She limped forward and bawled as the masked man strode toward her. A sledgehammer glinted between his hands. Laurie seized the pickets and moved up her right leg, but the pain slowed her. She turned around and glared at the masked man. Laurie clenched her fists and did a fighting pose. The masked man sprinted and growled. The young woman’s heart beat faster as he got closer. Another man with a Frankenstein mask fell, followed by a woman with a witch mask. Laurie trembled and forced her face into a threatening gaze. 

The man with a pumpkin mask dropped the sledgehammer and climbed the fence. 

Laurie raised an eyebrow and watched the man while screamings boomed in the park. Teenage girls with princess costumes charged up the slope. Their faces were twisted into bestial scowls. They held blunt instruments like guitars or cordless vacuums while a few of them even had guns. A taller girl sprung out of the mob and pounced at the fence. 

“Gammas, get them!” shouted Lissa.

Lissa put her hirsute paw-like hands on the man with a pumpkin mask and flung him down. Lissa clawed the pumpkin man and beat him against the fence. The witch thrashed around while a teen chased her and whirled a hairdryer like a flail. The teenage girl screeched like a banshee struck the back of the witch’s head. Another teen struck her with a twirling baton and the witch was soon swatted by the two. 

The man with a Frankenstein mask was running away to the left. A teen twirled and hurled her quilted tote bag at him. Her friend lunged at him and shocked the man with a cat-shaped taser. The teen grabbed her tote bag and strangled him with the handles while her friend kicked the man in the neck. The girls bellowed and smote the masked people until they stopped moving. 

Lissa punched the pumpkin man one more time before throwing him over the witch. The teens tied them up with scrunchies and jumping ropes before doing the same with Frankenstein. Laurie gawked at them with awe. She stepped back as Lissa approached her.

“Hey, it’s okay. I’m not here to hurt you,” reassured Lissa, still in her half-werewolf form.

“Is- is it a costume?” questioned Laurie.

Lissa shook her head. “It happens to me almost every night, but now we need to go somewhere safe. There are more of them out there… and even worse.”

“Who are you guys supposed to be?” asked Laurie.

“We’re the Gamma Sigma Alpha girls,” said Lissa as they walked toward the others.

Laurie furrowed her brows. “Sorority sisters? Here?” 

“The Great Leader or whoever she’s supposed to be told my sisters that they would find shelter here,” explained Lissa. “As you know by now, the Great Leader’s a lyin’ ass slut.”

Laurie widened her eyes at Lissa’s last remark.

“So… what do we do now?” asked Laurie.

“We’re takin’ down that bitch,” replied Lissa. “You’re in?”

“There are things like a Headless Horseman or giant octopuses out there. I don’t think a group of teenage girls and a werewolf will be enough to take her down,” said Laurie.

An RV rammed its red-stained hood into the fence and broke it down. 

“Sorry for the fence, I’ve crashed into a killer tomato,” said Ben.

“Ben, Jake!” exclaimed Lissa with joy. “You guys are safe.”

Ben and Lissa hugged. The former pulled back and looked at Lissa’s face which had two large pink lines painted on it.

“Nice face paint,” complimented Ben. 

“Hey, aren’t these girls from your sorority?” noticed Jake.

“You look like a leader who’s about to get dismembered alive... Um- In a good way,” praised Ben.

“Th… thanks,” replied Lissa.

Blackheart gazed at the teens and said, “Ah, in the good old days, I would’ve killed these girls one by one with giant thorns.”

Lissa glared at Blackheart before looking back at her friends.

“Don’t let that dickhead near them,” said Lissa.

Crows swooped down from the sky and merged into a feminine figure with an ebony feathered dress.

“Jake, I… I can’t find your grandfather,” said Linda.

Jake gawked at her and paused. “Have- have you looked everywhere?”

Linda nodded. “I’m sorry…”

Ben rubbed his boyfriend’s back as Jake lowered his eyes.

“Maybe ‘cause he’s a ghost...” suggested Jake. “He has to be okay, right?”

“I’m sure he’s okay,” reassured Ben.

Linda observed her son and sighed.

“Follow me,” said Linda. “It will soon be all over.”

Linda transformed into a murder of crows and soared away.

“Who’s that Hill House Haunting?” asked Lissa.

“My Mom,” answered Jake.

“Oh.”

They went inside Ben’s RV while Lissa’s friends used cars from the parking. Crows guided them from the night sky as they drove out of the park. They went past burning buildings and twisted outlines. Soon, the Headless Horseman rode by their side to the left. Ghostly dogs foaming smokes joined them while archer fairies with sparkling skin whizzed above them. 

“What is this?” questioned Jake.

“It’s the Wild Hunt,” answered Blackheart with a beaming face. “I never thought I would see one.”

Will-o’-the-wisps glowed in the distance. The group arrived at a lake surrounded by a crowd of people. They wore animal skins and wooden masks while torches lit the area. Linda materialized in front of the cars and they stepped away while some even bowed to her. Jake and his friends walked out of the RV. Linda led them to the bank where some crones chanted in tongues. The water boiled before its bubbles grew into aquatic snakes. They slithered and intertwined until they created a pale woman with a long white dress and icy eyes.

Blackheart stared at Launa and said, “Mom?”

Jake gawked at Blackheart and asked, “She’s your mom?!”

“I think,” replied Blackheart. “I didn’t see her a lot before.”

“No wonder Crackheart’s a nutcase,” Lissa whispered to Ben.

“My friends!” exclaimed Launa. “On this Samhain day, where the doors to the mortal world are open to all of us, it is our duty to keep the demon locked where he belongs!”

“What is she talkin’ about?” wondered Jake.

“Long ago, the Ancient One has locked my father in the depths of hell,” answered Blackheart. “Knowing Jezebel, she wants to free him.”

Jake knit his brows. “The Ancient what? What does that… Steve told me you and your siblings were the ones who had trapped Mephisto.”

“Your grandpa was wrong.” Blackheart snickered. “Who even told him that?”

“M-” Jake paused. “Mephisto.” 

“Hey, what are these people doin’?!” yelled Lissa.

Druid-like people seized Laurie and dragged her near the lake. Soon after, a crone handed a baby wrapped with a towel to Launa. The old man from Blackheart’s party was pushed near them. 

“Let me go!” urged Peacock.

The ground next to him burst open and roots crawled out of it. A dark centipede of wood grew as it spawned pomegranates. It progressively turned into an immense tree dryad with a large crown of leaves. Her arms were long branches that ended into bushes of withered flowers and creeping vines. 

“Isn’t that Eve?” Ben asked Blackheart.

Blackheart stomped toward Launa.

“Mother, what are you doing?” he questioned her.

Launa put on a smile “Blackheart, it’s nice to see you again.“ She looked at Eve. “You remember her, right? I’ve just given her so much more than you could.”

“And you’re goin’ to drown a baby for that?!” shouted Jake.

“I’m goin’ to do what you should’ve done.” Laune gazed at Blackheart. “Stop your sister.” She sneered. “In the old times, my followers would do what they called the threefold death… The hanged elder. The bleeding youth.” She looked down at the baby she was holding. “And the drowned child.”

“You’re insane,” said Lissa.

“A side-effect of greatness,” replied Launa. “Look!”

The crescent moon burned red while coal dust and ashes rained down.

“Jezebel has her fifteen souls. It is only a matter of time before she frees her father,” said Launa. “These deaths on Samhain will give me enough power to lock the gates of the underworld.”

Launa turned around and stepped into the water. She hummed while the baby cried between her arms. Sir Peacock struggles against his captors’ grip while a vine from the pomegranate tree slithered down. The vine wrapped around his neck and yanked him up until he dangled around. Laurie yelped as some crones tackled her against the grass. One of them handed a dagger to Linda.

Jake grabbed his mother by the wrist. “You’re not gonna kill her?!”

“I have to. It’s the only way to protect you,” replied Linda with a defeated tone.

Masked people pulled Jake away. 

“Hey, don’t touch him!” ordered Ben.

The two got separated by the mob. Ben’s breathing accelerated as Jake was taken away from him again. The former’s eyes shited to the same shade of jade as his boyfriend. Jake wrestled them and tried to reach Ben. The baby’s cryings got louder while Laurie and Peacock growled and thrashed around.

Jake’s mind was torn between a multitude of shrieking thoughts— Ben disappearing behind this carnival of monsters, his missing grandfather, the three innocent people about to be sacrificed. Jake gritted his teeth as his heartbeats synced with Ben.

“Stop!” they screamed together.

A translucent shockwave blew out of Ben while an eruption of colorful energy boomed out of Jake. The two discharges merged into a white force that flooded the whole area. 

Jake and Ben opened their eyes. An uncolored dome surrounded them. Everyone else was standing still with blank empty eyes. 

“What’s going on?” asked Ben. 

“No idea. It’s- it’s as if we froze everyone,” said Jake.

Ben gazed at the lake and said, “We can save the baby and the others… But if we do that, Launa won’t be able to help us.”

Jake sighed. “What are we supposed to do? Let them die or let Jezebel win?”

Ben pursed his lips and joined his hands down together. 

“These three people… It’s- it’s not their choice to die like this.” Ben shook his head. “If Launa’s help means having their blood on our hands, then... Then I don’t want her help.”

Jake nodded and smiled a bit. “Whatever happens, I know we can beat everything together.”

The two briefly held hands before they ran forward. Ben used his knife to cut down the vines around Peacock’s neck and Jake lifted him away. They carefully put the baby and Laurie next to him at the northern edge of the dome. The two pushed some masked people away from Lissa and carried her to the others. Lissa’s sisters were next. Finally, they gazed at Blackheart.

“You want to take him with us?” asked Jake.

“I know he did terrible things, but I still think he’s our friend,” replied Ben.

Jake shrugged and helped Ben pull Blackheart with the others to the edge of the dome. 

“Will they get- unfrozen if we go through the dome?” wondered Ben.

“I guess,” muttered Jake.

“Then we should do something to slow them down, just in case,” suggested Ben.

The two moved as many of Launa’s minions into the lake as they could. Ben destroyed some of their weapons or hurled them away. Then, they breathed some stamina back and returned to the edge of the dome.

“You’re ready?” asked Ben.

Jake took one more sad glimpse at his mother before he looked back at Ben.

“Ready,” said Jake.

They both stepped through the dome which instantly made it vanish. 

“RUN!” shouted Jake to his friends and the others.

The two ran toward their cars. Lissa and Blackheart regained their composure and followed them with the others. Launa and her minions woke up and stumbled around the lake. Launa gawked at the commotion before she realized her sacrifices were gone. She glared at Jake and pointed at him.

“Bring them back!” she ordered.

Her minions waded back to the bank. Jake summoned a small earthquake and made them trip. Fairies flew at them with wrathful faces. Jake hit them with anti-magic waves and stunned their wings. 

Suddenly, geysers burst in front of them. Crows soon circled them while Launa materialized out of the water.

“Leavin’ so soon?” taunted Launa.

Jake smirked a bit and gestured forward.

“Look behind you,” said Jake.

Launa raised an eyebrow and turned around. Fiery cracks fissured the street before lava oozed out. A curtain of flames rose and a multitude of outlines appeared beneath it. The one in the middle was a slim masculine figure with a top hat and a serpentine scarf. The blazes around him produced a shadow with two long horns and an immense smile. Everyone stared at the man as he stepped out of the fire. His goat-topped cane tapped the ground with a hushed yet ominous thud. 

Jake’s smile faded as Mephisto emerged.

Jezebel sauntered after him, followed by the flying Solomon, the reptilian insect Abominite, and a crowd of distorted beings.

“Launa.” Mephisto took off his hat. “It’s been a while.”

“Go to hell,” bitterly replied Launa.

“Just came back from it,” said Mephisto with a mocking tone. “Blackheart, my son!” Mephisto grimaced a little. “You look… weaker.”

Blackheart glanced away with a hint of humiliation in his eyes. Jake observed the creatures behind Mephisto. One of them was a magmatic man with a burning skull for a head. Jake frowned and noticed that the man was holding a blazing shield with a red pentagram symbol.

“STEVE!” screamed Jake as he ran forward. 

Linda and Ben kept Jake from going further. Steve just coldly glared at his grandson with the fire globes that were his eyes. 

“What have you done to him?!” Jake questioned Mephisto.

“Showing who he was really was this whole time.” Mephisto sneered. “My pawn.”

Jake flinched and clenched his fists. “Your pawn?! He’s Captain America! Not your-”

“The day he sold his soul to me, he lost anything he used to be,” gloated Mephisto. “All the talk you had with your beloved grandfather, all his sweet words… It was all me.”

Jake’s whole body froze. “No… You’re lying!”

“How did you think my children found you?” questioned Mephisto. “I needed someone sharing your blood, someone to break the protection spell Launa had put on you.”

“No, no…” Jake slowly shook his head. “Is it true?!” he asked his mother.

Linda sadly nodded. “I’m sorry, Jake.”

Jake dropped to his knees and salty tears poured down his cheeks. Mephisto approached him and faked a compassionate whimper.

“I’m not a monster, Jake, you know?” said Mephisto with a honeyed tone. “I’m a businessman and I see a lot of potential in you.” He leered at Ben. “You and your boyfriend, filled with that youthful anger, that thirst of revenge against the world.” Mephisto knelt and hissed, “I can help you two have everything you’ve ever wished.”

Obscurity surrounded Jake and Mephisto. The latter extended one of his blue velvet hands at the former. Jake looked at Mephisto while his fingers trembled. It was as if Jake’s left arm moved on its own and got closer to Mephisto’s. Mephisto’s blue eyes progressively turned red as Jake’s hand approached. 

“Jake!” shouted Steve’s voice in his head. “Don’t do it!”

The young man stopped. 

Jake looked one more time at Mephisto. A thunderclap illuminated the night and twisted Mephisto’s body into one of a beast. His fanged goat head foamed centipedes, roaches, and vipers. Dirty claws stabbed through his velvet glove. 

Mephisto took back his human form while Jake gawked at him.

“No,” muttered Jake as he stepped away. “I don’t want anything from you.”

Mephisto closed his hand and forced a smile. The darkness around them disappeared and Ben immediately rushed to Jake. 

“All in good time,” whispered Mephisto. “I know a good investment when I see one, and one day you’ll come crawling back to me.”

“You’ll be the one crawling,” threatened Jake.

Mephisto chuckled. “Ooh. Looks like I’m not the only liar around here.” He stood up and walked toward the giant brazier. “Blackheart, my son, come, it’s time to leave.”

Blackheart gazed at Jake and Ben before he looked back at his father.

Mephisto twisted a menacing grin on his face. “Blackheart, I won’t be able to give your powers back if you waste my time.”

Blackheart closed his eyes and took a deep breath. He opened them back and looked daggers at his father.

“First… Father. I would like to apologize to Jezebel,” demanded Blackheart.

Mephisto tilted his head and winced a bit. “Fair enough.”

Blackheart outstretched his arms and walked toward his sister.

“Jezebel.” Blackheart gulped. “I’m sorry for how I’ve treated you. I hope you can forgive me.”

Blackheart wrapped his arms around Jezebel who was speechless.

“Ah, I love seeing a happy family,” said Mephisto. “But enough Brady Bunching, let’s go already.” Mephisto clapped his hands.

“I’m staying here,” said Blackheart with a decisive voice.

Mephisto darted his eyes at his son. “Are you sure?” he coldly asked.

Blackheart headed back to Jake and Ben.

“I’m more than sure,” said Blackheart.

Mephisto’s lips twitched into a scowl of wrath. He regained his composure and handwaved. “Fine... Guess I only have a daughter now.”

Blackheart trembled a bit and widened his eyes. Mephisto put his hat back on and walked into the fire. Jezebel followed him with her minions and they disappeared with the brazier.

Jake was on all four on the ground, crying. Ben hugged him and gently brushed his face against Jake’s back.

“He was- he was lying, r- right?” asked Jake.

Ben smiled a bit. “When… When Steve was talking to us… I didn’t feel anything fake or forced in his words…” Ben sighed. “I’m sure your grandfather was the one talking to us.”

Jake smiled and kissed Ben.

“Are you two done with the crying?” asked Blackheart nonchalantly.

Ben looked at Blackheart and said, “It’s not the time for-”

“Yes, it is. If you two keep wallowing you won’t have time for celebrating what I did,” said Blackheart.

“Celebratin’ what?” asked Jake.

Blackheart smirked and opened his right hand. An ebony crystal was on his palm.

Jake stared at it and his heart skipped a beat.  

“It… It really is?”

“Your father’s soul,” answered Blackheart. “I took it from that idiot Jezebel while I was faced with the horror of hugging h-”

“Thank you!” Jake stood up and wrapped his arms around Blackheart. “Thank you so much…”

Blackheart gasped and goggled at Jake who was crying against his chest. Ben gestured to Blackheart to hug back Jake. Blackheart did so and Ben gave him two thumbs up. Blackheart smiled a little before Jake pulled back. He carefully grabbed the ebony crystal and put it in his chest pocket.

Chapter 54: Father

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“Wh- what do we do now? wondered Jake.

Linda approached and said, “I’ve talked with Launa… She doesn’t want you around so… I’ve asked her to open a portal to Millstone.”

“Really?” Jake smiled. “Thanks… Mom.”

Linda bobbed her head. “I wish things went differently, Jake… I really do.”

Jake’s mother lowered her head and sadly walked away.

“Mom, wait!” shouted Jake. “I… I don’t agree with some things you did… But I…” Jake sighed. “I love you, Mom.”

Linda smiled a bit and cried. “I love you too, Jake.”

The young man and his mother embraced. Meanwhile, Ben was chatting with Lissa on the other side of the street.

“It’s great, I think we can finally save Jake’s father!” rejoiced Ben.

Lissa pursed her lips and replied, “Tell me how it goes.”

Ben lolled his head. “Why? You’ll be here to see it too… R- right?”

Lissa glanced away and breathed deeply. “Ben… There are still a lot of monsters around here and Mrs. Baby-Killer doesn’t care about what happened to the city.”

“Well, we can ask Launa to teleport your friends?” wondered Ben.

“I won’t waste my magic on every mortal in that world,” said Launa from afar.

Lissa rolled her eyes. “You’ve heard her.”

Ben frowned. “So…” His voice broke a bit. “You’re staying here?”

“I have to,” softly said Lissa. “They’re my sisters.”

“But you’re…” Ben wept and sniffled. “You’re my friend.”

“I’ll come back as soon as I can, it’s a promise,” reassured Lissa as she held Ben’s hands.

Ben bobbed his head. “I know it will sound weird, but you’re not like my other friends.” Ben inhaled. “You’re the only friend I don’t want to sleep with.”

Lissa snickered. “Thanks.”

“So… It’s a goodbye?” asked Ben.

“It’s more of a… See you later,” said Lissa.

Ben grinned. “Then… See you later.”

The two laughed and chatted a bit more. Launa clapped her hands and everyone gathered around her.

“C’mon, c’mon, let’s hurry up so I can go do things I enjoy,” urged Launa.

Ribbons of water floated out of the lake and twirled into a vortex. 

Launa grabbed Linda by the arm and whispered, “If you weren’t such a good soldier, I wouldn’t have been this generous.”

“How kind of you,” scoffed Linda.

Ben waved to Lissa before he joined Jake and Blackheart. Lissa waved again to them and cried a little. 

“You’re ready?” Ben asked Jake.

“Ready,” replied Jake with a confident expression.

The couple stepped through the portal.

“Stay safe you two!” yelled Lissa.

Blackheart walked toward the portal and looked at his mother.

“All these days, have you ever thought about me?” questioned Blackheart.

Launa simpered and said, “Of course I did. Ever since I’ve given birth to you and your siblings, I’ve been thinking… What if I did drown them?”

Blackheart stared at her. “You’re a monster.”

“It runs in the family.” Launa glared at him. “Son.”

Blackheart shot daggers at Launa before heading through the portal. 

Rays of morning sunlight blinded them as sand blew in front of them. Jake opened his eyes and beamed. A sign with Welcome to Millstone stood in front of them.

“We’re back home,” said Jake.

Jake and Ben held hands and they stepped inside the RV with Blackheart. Then, they drove through Jake’s hometown. Construction workers repaired some buildings as they rode by.

“Your town’s less ugly than before,” said Blackheart.

Ben’s eyes stopped on the main street and he grinned.

“Hey, look!” exclaimed Ben as he walked out.

A golden statue of Rudolph Rodent towered in front of them with a garden of colorful flowers and luscious grass around him. His pedestal had Our Hero chiseled on it.

Ben touched the statue and cried a bit. Jake brushed his boyfriend’s back and held him.

“I hope it’s good enough,” said Mike, the mayor of Millstone.

The three gawked at him.

“You? You did this?” asked Ben.

Mike nodded. “After… after what happened to Rudolph. I’ve realized I forgot why I even wanted to be a mayor in the first place…” Mike admired the statue. “So, I’ve come back here and tried as much as I could to revive Millstone.”

“It’s beautiful,” said Ben.

“Thank you,” replied Mike. “Huh, also… Is there anythin’ I can do for you three?”

“Yes, do you know where my father is?” asked Jake.

“Of course, he’s at the local hospital. Somewhere around the church,” said Mike.

Jake thanked the mayor and they headed back inside the RV. Ben drove as fast as he could. Jake stared through the window and jumped.

“Here!” shouted Jake.

A large white building rose above them. A neon heart lit on its trapezoid tower while an ambulance was parked near it. Ben did the same with his vehicle before Jake leaped out of the RV. He and his friends ran inside the hospital. Heavenly hallways greeted them with the perfume of a cookie basket held by a visitor. Jake asked the receptionist where was his father and she gave him the number of his room. The three of them raced through the hospital until they arrived in front of the right room. 

Jake took a long breath. His father rested inside a hospital bed with a ventilator and a heart monitor next to him. A nearby window displayed the blue sky and some birds flying by. Jake put the ebony crystal out of his chest pocket and slowly walked toward his father.

“Wh- what are we supposed to do with this?” asked Jake.

“I’m gonna tell you some words in Latin. All three of us have to repeat it while the crystal is on your father,” explained Blackheart.

Jake sheepishly nodded and put the crystal on his father’s chest. He breathed again before he held Ben and Blackheart’s hands.

“Repeat with me.” Blackheart enunciated, “Redde ei animam suam.”

“Redde ei animam suam,” chanted the three together.

The ebony crystal levitated and shone. A white vapor emanated out of it before it grew into a globe of energy. It slowly flew into the chest of Jake’s father. The latter arched his back and convulsed. His heart monitor screeched and Jake rushed to him.

“Dad!” screamed Jake.

The machine wailed one more time before it flatlined. Jake shook his father and kept screaming his name.

“Dad! Please wake up!” cried his son. “Don’t leave me!”

The heartbeats came back. Jake’s father suddenly opened his eyes and breathed deeply. Ben and Blackheart almost bounced while Jake sprung.

“Dad?!” called Jake. 

His father blinked a few times before he looked at Jake. He slowly removed his mask and caressed his son’s hair.

“Hey, champ,” said Charles with a low voice.

“Dad!” Jake teared up and hugged his father. “Dad!”

“Wow!” exclaimed Charles. “Who are you and what did you do to my son?”

Blackheart observed the father and his son with a small smile. He next stepped into the hallway. 

“I’m sorry, dad, I’m sorry! I should’ve told you-”

“It’s okay, Jake,” tenderly said his father. “You’ve saved me! I’m so proud of you.”

Jake cried again and hugged once more his father. Charles patted his son back before he noticed Ben in the room.

“Is it your friend?” asked Charles.

“Um.” Jake gulped. “He’s Ben and he’s… my boyfriend.”

“Oh.” Charles paused and stared at Ben. “Your old man naps a little and when I wake up you’re dating a heart-throb.” Charles chuckled and ruffled his son’s hair. “That’s my son right here!”

“Dad!” Jake blushed. “You’re embarrassin’ me!”

Ben giggled a bit while Blackheart gestured to him to come closer. Ben did so and Charles tapped his left shoulder.

“Thank you for being here for my son,” softly said Charles.

Ben grinned and said, “Your son’s the best person I’ve ever met.”

Jake and Ben held hands and Charles embraced them. Blackheart observed them from a dark corner of the hallway with a troubled expression. Charles scanned the room and his eyes darted at Blackheart. 

“You two go behind me!” urged Charles as he grabbed a scalpel.

“Dad? What’s goin’ on?” asked Jake.

“A pervert is watchin’ us!” shouted Charles.

Jake noticed Blackheart and said, “No, it’s not a perv-” Jake paused. “It’s not a bad pervert.”

“You know him?” inquired Charles.

“Yeah…” Jake glanced away. 

Blackheart walked and shook Charles’s left hand.

“Hello… Charles? I’m your son and Ben’s future husband,” said Blackheart.

Charles gawked at him. “You’re what?”

“Don’t listen to him, he’s… He’s somethin’,” said Jake.

“Wait. I know that voice…” Charles glared. “You’re Blackheart.”

Blackheart outstretched his arms into a greeting pose.

“Surprise, stepdad!” exclaimed Blackheart with a big smirk.

“Stay away from my son!” ordered Charles as he pointed the scalpel at Blackheart.

“Dad! Calm down!” urged Jake. “Blackheart has changed, he no longer wants to fuck us over!”

“Yeah, he just wants to fuck me and Jake now,” said Ben.

“Ben!” shouted Jake.

Charles gave a confused gaze to Jake and Ben.

“I’m not sure of what’s goin’ on, but I don’t want that thing near us,” said Charles.

“But dad-”

“Jake, whatever what Blackheart did, we can’t trust him,” cut off Charles.

“It’s okay.” Blackheart forced a smile. “I’ll be in the RV if you’re lookin’ for me.”

Blackheart shuffled out of the room while Jake and Ben watched him. Charles exhaled and sat on his bed.

“You’ve just woken up, you shouldn’t move so much,” worried Jake.

Jake put his hands on his father’s shoulders.

“I’m fine, don’t worry,” reassured Charles. “I… I’m sorry for overreacting.”

“I understand, it’s just-” Jake looked at his father. “Blackheart has changed…”

Charles shook his head. “You don’t know if he really did. As far as we know, it could be a trick to fool us.”

Jake lowered his eyes and frowned. Ben observed them before he took a glimpse at where Blackheart used to be.

“Huh- Sorry for barging in, but… Maybe we could find a middle ground?” suggested Ben.

“I don’t see how that would be possible, quite frankly,” said Charles.

“Um- Well, maybe Blackheart could sleep in the RV and hang out with us during the day?” proposed Ben. “And if he tried anything, Jake and I could beat him up. Jake once punched Blackheart through a wall, you know?”

Charles knit his brows and looked at his son. “What’s the deal with you and Blackheart? Are you… are you also attracted to him?”

“I… I honestly don’t know,” said Jake. “There were days where I wanted to kill him… And then, he helped us give you back your soul and…”

“Sounds like a lot happened while I was asleep,” said Charles with a more relaxed tone. “I- I think I’ll need some time to think about the Blackheart stuff.”

“Yeah, makes sense…” Jake simpered. “What matters is that you’re back.”

Charles raised an eyebrow and gazed at Ben.

“I don’t know what you did to my son, but he’s a lot less sulky than before,” said Charles with an amused tone.

“Dad!” shouted Jake with a reddish face.

The three laughed before they talked for a moment or two. The hospital staff did a check-up on Charles and decided to let him leave. Charles put on an orange plaid shirt, sand cargo pants, and work boots. Then, he headed out of the hospital with Jake and Ben. 

“Weird, the RV’s empty,” said Jake.

“Where’s Blackheart?” wondered Ben. 

“Let’s look for him later,” said Charles with a detached voice.

They went inside the RV and Ben drove it. 

“Huh, I’m sorry if it’s not polite, but do you mind if I cook inside your house?” asked Ben.

“Wow, you’re a cook, a driver, and a mediator?” complimented Charles.

“Thanks! With the right glove, I can also pull a heart out the chest,” said Ben.

Charles stared at Ben with bulging eyes. Jake cringed and faked a laugh. The RV trembled a bit while they drove by an exterminator truck. Ben grasped the steering wheel. Small crunches sounded under the vehicle. A myriad of small brown dots scurried on the street. 

“What’s goin’ on?” asked Jake.

Roaches crawled all over the hood and Ben turned on the windshield wipers. 

“I don’t like this, we should hurry back home,” advised Charles.

“I agree,” said Blackheart.

Charles noticed Blackheart pocking his head between the seats at the back. The former jumped to the side while Blackheart smiled at him.

“Hey, coma esta?” asked Blackheart. “Get it?” Blackheart paused. “Coma… It’s a pun since you know… You were comatose.”

Charles looked daggers at him.

“Where did you even come from?” wondered Jake.

“Oh, the Jovians left some chests with weapons at the back of the RV,” said Blackheart.

“The Jovians?” asked Charles with a confused tone.

All of a sudden, the ground tremored and a creaking echoed throughout the town. A colossal circular shadow loomed over them. The scorching sun reflected on a web of wire ropes. A giant Ferris wheel slowly rotated toward them. Its two support beams were upside down and pointed upward. They were bolted to the temples of a human head which was twice the size of one of its corroded gondolas. The bodiless head had empty eyesockets, wore a ragged top hat, with torn flag banners wrapping around its pale skin. 

“Wait.” Blackheart peered at the human head. “That’s- That’s Maynard.”

Chapter 55: The Greatest Roach

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Two bloodshot blue eyes, each on one side of the center of the Ferris wheel, stared at them. The head at its top laughed.

“Blackheart, just who I was looking for,” said Maynard with a thunderous voice. “An eye an eye. It’s your turn to get crushed now!” 

Maynard stretched his face as roaches crept out of its mouth, eyes, and nostrils. 

“Go now, go!” shouted Jake.

Ben hit the gas pedal while the Ferris wheel began chasing them. Its gondolas squashed cars and bikes as it hunted the RV. Hair-like legs squeezed between the back doors of the vehicle while a pall of roaches covered the windshield. The wipers slowed down and soon were overwhelmed. Ben smacked the dashboard, but it did nothing.

“I can’t see! Where are we goin’?!” yelled Ben.

Jake released a wave of anti-magic which flung the roaches away.

“Ah, better,” said Ben with a relieved tone. 

They were darting toward the edge of a cliff. 

“Oh,” flatly said Ben.

“Fuck,” said Jake.

Charles, Jake, Ben, and Blackheart screamed. Ben yanked the steering wheel around and stomped on the brake pedal. The RV swerved and scraped the sandy slope. The vehicle stopped inches away from falling into a bunch of spiky rocks. The four of them sighed and calmed down.

They took a glimpse to their left and saw the giant Ferris wheel charging at them. Charles, Jake, Ben, and Blackheart screamed again. The whole area quaked as the living structure rushed in. Jake and Ben held hands and closed their eyes. A gondola crushed the cactuses next to them. The Ferris wheel smacked down another gondola. The right rear-view was knocked away. They opened their eyes and saw the Ferris Wheel rolling over them. Maynard gasped as he fell off the cliff.

“I have no regrets!” screamed Maynard as he dropped down.

Maynard’s body was wrecked by the jagged vertical surface. He landed headfirst onto a pointy rock. It stabbed through his top hat and impaled him in the skull. A colorless liquid squirted out of his head as he also bled out roaches. The Ferris Wheel’s support beams folded and Maynard’s disc-shaped body went down against his chin. Maynard shrieked as the Ferris Wheel spun against his lower jaw like a circular handsaw. The gondolas rotated and hammed his head. One of them was dislodged and was hurled up. It fell and smote the middle shaft, which made the Ferris Wheel collapse into pieces. The remaining half of Maynard’s head slid down against the rock as he died.

Jake grimaced a horrified expression while Ben celebrated their safety. Whereas, Blackheart had been clinging to Charles out of fear.

“Can you let me go?!” ordered Charles.

“Sure, stepdaddy,” said Blackheart.

Charles groaned and rolled his eyes. After some cooling off, Ben drove them back home. Most of them entered Jake’s house while Blackheart stayed inside the vehicle. Jake and his father contemplated their rebuilding house. All of the walls and almost every piece of furniture were restored. It was as if nothing happened, and yet some details triggered Jake’s memory of that fateful night where Blackheart and his siblings had crashed into the house. The nylon carpet, which used to be grey, was now closer to a lighter shade of beige. Jake smiled a little and slightly brushed the floor 

He and Ben headed into the bathroom and took a shower together. Once they were done, they next walked toward Jake’s bedroom. The latter stopped under the doorstep and observed the closet. A vision of Greylight in his room flashed before it disappeared. 

“Oh, you like heroes after all?” Ben gestured at the dartboard with Hawkeye’s picture on it.

“Um… Not really,” said Jake.” Can you help me gettin’ rid of these things actually?”

“Of course! I’m sure a lot of kids will like…” Ben looked around the room and put a grimoire out of a drawer. “‘Black Magic and Blood Sacrifice’?”

“Yeah…” Jake rubbed his neck. “I had a late weird teen phase.”

They put the superhero-related items into one cardboard box while the occult stuff was stored in another. Jake found a sketchbook with a drawing of Captain America dying and his whole body depressed.

“Cap…” muttered Jake with a saddened voice.

“We’ll save him, just like with your dad. It’s a promise,” said Ben as he caressed Jake’s back.

Jake kissed Ben and they carried the boxes downstairs. Charles was in the kitchen, checking the food.

“Am I dreamin’ or is my son throwin’ away his superhero-hate pack?” joked Charles.

“C’mon dad, you’re actin’ like I was sick or somethin’,” said Jake.

“I’m just messin’ with you, don’t worry,” said Charles before he turned toward the fridge.

“Dad, wait!” called Jake.

Charles looked back at his son. “Yeah?”

Jake dug his hands inside his pocket. “Um. Can- can I hug you again?”

Charles smiled and wrapped firmly his son.

“Ah, Ben!” called Charles. “Think you can cook something good with what’s left?”

Ben inspected the open fridge and the shelves.

“Honey… Dried beans… Ach, white rice!” Ben nodded. “Yeah, I think I can.”

“Great! Maybe Jake could help you?” Charles said as he nudged forward Jake. “I’ll be mowing the lawn if you’re lookin’ for me.” Charles walked away and whispered to Jake, “Do the Hot Soak!”

Jake snickered and shook his head while his father left.

“What’s the Hot Soak?” asked Ben as he cooked.

“Ooh, it’s just some stupid flirting bullshit,” said Jake. “Basically, you fake spilling a drink on your shirt, so you can take it off.”

“Ah, okay.” Ben returned to his cooking. He paused and noticed a milk bottle nearby. “Hmm, Jake?” Ben grabbed the milk bottle. “Can you help me open this? It’s kinda hard.”

Jake chuckled and took the bottle. “Alright.” 

Jake puffed out his chest and clasped his left hand on the lid. Ben licked his lips and admired Jake as his brawny biceps bulged. Jake’s right hand overturned the bottle and poured milk all over his shirt. The soaked fabric glued to Jake’s solid stomach and showed the creases of his abdominals. Ben observed his boyfriend and put a wet banana out of a can. 

“Oh no, looks like I have to take my shirt off,” said Jake with a sarcastic tone.

Jake stripped himself of his top. Ben widened his eyes and squeezed the banana. Jake’s chest was chiseled, but unlike a Greek statue, it had an irregularity and imperfection that made it more attractive. 

“So, how was it?” asked Jake.

Ben blinked a few times before he broke out of his daydreaming.

“Huh? Oh, it was… it was great,” longingly said Ben.

“Thanks. Your turn,” said Jake with an aroused gaze.

“Me? Al- alright,” mumbled Ben.

Ben removed his vest with an apprehensive expression. Then, he grasped the bottom of his shirt and took it off.

“Phew, it’s gettin’ hot around here,” teased Jake.

Ben simpered before he looked back at what he was cooking.

Jake frowned and asked, “Something’s wrong?”

“No, no big deal,” reassured Ben. “It’s just… I’m rarely shirtless. It’s just before the shower or at the beach, you know.” 

“You don’t like being shirtless?” asked Jake.

“Well… I’m more on the lean side, so…” Ben pinched his lips.

“There’s nothin’ wrong with bein’ lean,” said Jake. “For me, you’re sexy as fuck.”

Ben stopped cooking and starred at Jake.

“You really find me attractive?” questioned Ben.

“Yes, totally,” said Jake. “Why are you askin’ this?”

Ben made a small shrug. “I- I didn’t know you found me physically attractive.”

“Of course I do,” softly said Jake.

Ben grinned and smooched Jake. The two continued cooking until Charles came back. Jake’s father exhaled and sprawled on the couch. Jake peered at him and pursed his lips. The latter excused himself to Ben and walked into the living room.

“Hey, you did the Hot Soak,” said Charles with a proud voice.

Jake glanced at his shirtless chest. “Ah, I forgot.”

“So, how it went?” asked Charles while Jake stepped toward a nearby coat rack.

Jake put on a cerulean shirt. “Ben liked it and also got shirtless.”

“Whew! Watch out champ, you might get Ben pregnant.” Charles elbowed his son.

Jake huffed and replied, “It’s not funny.”

“So…” Charles opened a beer can. “You got somethin’ to tell me?”

“Um- yeah.” Jake sat next to his father. “I… I don’t know where to start.”

Charles frowned. “Is everythin’ okay?” 

“Yes and no…” Jake closed his eyes and breathed out. “Dad. Did you know that- that Mom sold her soul to protect us?”

Charles looked down and muttered, “Yes… Yes, I did.”

“Why you never told me the truth?” asked Jake.

“I didn’t want- I didn’t want to hurt you,” said Charles in hushed tones. “I didn’t know what else to do… I just wanted to protect you from knowing…” Charles gazed at a framed picture of Jake as a child. “I thought that I would tell you everything when you were a grown-up, but… but I was just too afraid to say anythin’.”

Jake leaned against the couch and sighed. He stared at the ceiling and said, “I understand.”

Charles gawked at his son. “You do?”

Jake nodded. “Yes… But- but that’s not the only thing that I know…” Jake paused and adjusted himself. “I’ve… I’ve watched the message you’ve left for me about Steve and- and everything else.”

Charles covered his face with his hands and exhaled. After this, he looked at the floor.

“So… You know that Captain America is your grandfather?” asked Charles.

“Yeah,” replied Jake.

Charles groaned and shook his head. “There were times where I’ve asked myself if I should tell you… If it could make you hate fewer superheroes… But then, I was scared that it would make you hate me instead…”

Jake looked at his father and said, “Dad… After all the shits that have happened, I just want to have no tension between us anymore.” He held his father’s left hand. “I’ve no idea if it would’ve made things worse or better if you had told me the truth before... All I know is that you’re my father and I love you.”

“Jake…” Charles hugged his son. “I’ll never thank God enough for giving me a son like you.”

The two held each other tightly. Charles then pulled away and wiped some tears out of his eyes.

“So… You were a supervillain?” asked Jake with an amused tone.

Charles chuckled. “And I’m not proud of it.”

“Why? That would’ve been a great topic for ‘Tell us about Parents’ Jobs’ in middle school,” said Jake.

“That would’ve got your old man in jail,” said Charles.

They both laughed.

“What was your supervillain's name?” asked Jake.

Charles rubbed the back of his neck and glanced away. 

“Glitch,” said Charles under his breath.

“Glitch?” Jake grinned. “Glitch?! For real?”

“Listen, we weren’t afraid to have fun with names and costumes before,” said Charles.

“Clearly,” said Jake with a mocking tone.

Charles blushed and stared at his son. “What if I told you that your old man once hacked a whole army of androids from S.H.I.EL.D.?”

Jake raised an eyebrow. “From who?” 

“Well if you knew, you would find it totally rad,” said Charles.

“Rad? No one says that anymore,” scoffed Jake.

“Modern slang changes every day, anyway,” said Charles.

Charles and Jake talked a bit more until Ben arrived.

“Dinner’s ready,” said Ben. “I had some problems, so I’m sorry if it’s not good enough.”

“Don’t worry,” said Charles. “I’m sure it- GOODNESS GRACIOUS!”

The kitchen table was covered with a banquet. A fresh-looking salad lied near a fried coat of breadcrumbs. A red forest of thin cabbage slices circled light yellow cabbages roasted with potatoes. Pretzels and gingerbread men were in another plate with melted chocolate that had been poured on half of them.

“I know, it’s bad,” said Ben. “I couldn’t find butter for the gingerbread men, so I had to use cornstarch instead.” 

“It’s not bad! It’s the best dinner that has ever been on this table!” shouted Jake.

“Thanks! I hope it tastes good though,” replied Ben.

Charles and Jake sat down and took a bite out of the main dish. They both froze and stared at each other.

“Is it edible?” asked Ben.

Charles and Jake answered by munching up more of the potatoes and the cabbage. 

“I’m glad you like it.” Ben smiled and stood up. “I’m coming back, I’ve cooked for Blackheart too.”

Ben grabbed two plates and stepped out of the house. The sun was setting as he approached the RV. Ben noticed that the right rear-view mirror had been fixed and widened his eyes. Some lights flashed from the back of the vehicle and Ben knocked on its doors. Blackheart opened them while his left hand held a flat slice of baked dough with cheese and tomatoes. A cubic television set was turned on inside the RV. 

“Yeah?” asked Blackheart, who was naked.

Ben glanced down. “Um…”  He looked back at Blackheart. “I’ve cooked the dinner for you, but you’re already eating… What’s is this?”

“This? It’s a slice of pizza,” said Blackheart. “Wanna try?”

“Ooh, thank you,” said Ben as he walked inside the RV.

The two exchanged meals, sat down, and watched the TV. Ben nibbled the slice of pizza and was stunned.

“Wow.” Ben paused. “It tastes great!”

Blackheart shrugged. “I guess it’s not bad.”

Ben finished eating his slice and asked, “Blackheart… Why are you naked so often?”

“Why not?” Blackheart winked at him.

Ben blushed and turned his head at the TV.

“Also, from where I come from, it’s very hot and orgies are a daily thing, so clothes aren’t that common,” said Blackheart.

“Aah, okay…” replied Ben. “By the way, were you the one who fixed the rear-view mirror?”

“Mhm,” said Blackheart as he chomped his dinner. 

“Where did you get a new one?” asked Ben.

“I’ve threatened some shop owner to kill and torture his family in front of him,” said Blackheart.

“Oh.” Ben furrowed his brows. “You shouldn’t do that.”

Blackheart winced a bit. “Why? It’s fun.”

“Only for you…” replied Ben. “And… Why did you fix the rear-view mirror?”

“I told you, I want you and Jake to marry me later,” said Blackheart. “So I thought that, I don’t know, most husbands do these kinds of things.”

“Well, that was nice,” said Ben. “Um- Blackheart, by the way, do you still think that… that I’m a bloodthirsty killer on the inside?”

“No idea.” Blackheart shrugged. “Before all that stuff with the fairytales, I’ve made a plan for that, but then I got bored and just stopped caring about it.”

“Why do you get bored so much?” asked Ben.

“Don’t know… It- is has just always been like this,” said Blackheart.

Ben tilted his head. “So you were just born like this? Caring about nothing?”

Blackheart puckered his brows. “I… I don’t have a lot of memories of my childhood.”

“What do you remember?” softly asked Ben.

“It’s all… it’s all blurry…” Blackheart sighed. “I think I remember that my- my mother was holding me…” Blackheart smiled a little. “I think that I was happy it was the first time I ever met her… I think I was really happy... “ Blackheart looked down. “After that… I think there was a river and- and water… I couldn’t breathe anymore.” He paused. “And then, I stopped caring… I have never cared again…”

Blackheart stared at the TV in silence while Ben gave him a saddened look. After a moment, Ben stood up and wrapped his arms around Blackheart.

“Why are you huggin’ me?” Blackheart raised an eyebrow. “Is it because of the rear-view mirror?”

“In a way,” said Ben.

“Ah… You’re welcome,” said Blackheart with an unsure voice.

Ben gawked at the TV and pulled away.

“Hey, look,” said Ben.

The two of them watched the news. A reporter wearing a blue blazer talking in front of Times Square. Her name Megan McLaren popped under her.

“Strange events have been happening in Manhattan. One local resident has certified that her deceased grandmother has come back to vacuum the dining room,” said the reporter. 

All of a sudden, a nearby skyscraper went up in flames. People screamed and ran away while the reported gestured to the cameraman. They zoomed on the fire as a giant manicured hand smacked it. A skeletal fifty-foot-tall woman with a bloody beret stomped her way between the buildings. She seized a hot dog cart and gulped it down. 

“Still hungry,” said the giant with a growl.

Her red and black eyes spotted the reporter and she licked her ghoulish lips. The reporter stepped back and waved with fright to her cameraman. The giant woman strode toward them and the reporter dropped her microphone.

“Run! Run!” shouted the reporter before the camera fell against the ground.

The visual feed went full of static. A drawing of Spider-Man in a web popped up on the screen with Hang In There, Technical Difficulties were written under it. Ben and Blackheart exchanged a look before they darted out of the RV. 

The two of them hurried into Jake’s house. Charles and Jake gawked at Blackheart’s nude body with gaping mouths.

“Why is he naked?” asked Charles.

“I’ll explain later, you need to watch the news!” shouted Ben.

Jake grabbed a remote and turned on the television inside the living room. Soon, various videos from other cities showed similar supernatural attacks across the world— a giant dragon with the American flag tattooed on its chest rampaged through Tokyo, two gargantuan centipedes wreaked havoc in Paris, and a pterosaur-like reptile soar above Buenos Aires and snatched up its citizens.

“What’s happenin’?” asked Jake with a stunned expression.

“My father must’ve opened the gates to the underworld are open,” said Blackheart. 

“And how do we close them?” asked Charles.

A caw resonated outside as a crow flew inside the house. The bird carried with its talons a book named Book of the Vishanti . It let it fall on the floor and the book opened on a pair of papyruses covered with ancient symbols. Jake and Blackheart gazed at the pages.

“The anti-ritual?” read Jake.

“Of course.” Blackheart picked the book. “We just have to cancel Jezebel’s ritual with the anti-ritual!”

“There’s an anti-ritual?” asked Ben.

“Obviously, any form of magic has an opposing force. Jake’s powers are a prime example,” said Blackheart. “Anyway, if you want to save your world, the anti-ritual’s our only option.”

“If that’s the only way, then let’s do it,” said Jake.

“Good, because I need you to use your anti-magic on the book,” said Blackheart.

Jake gazed at his hands. “Now that you say it, I wonder why I didn’t do it before.”

“Sounds like you need more thank you think,” said Blackheart with a smirk.

Jake rolled his eyes. He extended his left hand at the book and released a translucent wave of energy. The ink on the papyrus glimmered and shifted. It progressively formed a rectangular map with names of cities, towns, and rivers inside.

“It’s a map of Arizona,” said Charles.

The dark pigment of the ink boiled and some circles burned on the papyrus. Soon, seven pentagrams appeared, each on a different part of the map.

“Seven souls which were sacrificed for the ritual are now back from the dead,” explained Blackheart. 

“And now we have to kick their asses back to hell?” asked Jake.

“Exactly,” replied Blackheart. 

Charles exhaled. “Witches, aliens, and now ghosts?”

“They’re not some friendly ghost. They’re much more dangerous,” same Blackheart.

“One of them is close,” said Ben as he pointed at the book.

“You’re right.” Jake squinted and read its location. “Shit.”

“What’s goin’ on?” asked Charles.

Jake flinched. “One of the souls… They’re right here.”

Roaches crawled all over the book and Jake threw it away. A large shadow loomed over them from the entrance. A moving pile of cockroaches stood in front of them. It wore a top hat with a peacock feather and a tattered human face.

“Ready for the encore?” asked Maynard with a distorted voice.

Chapter 56: Seven Deadly Souls

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Charles pulled Jake and Ben behind him. The three of them and Blackheart watched Maynard, now turned into a swarm of roaches.

“You really thought you could kill me? I am Maynard Tiboldt! The Ringmaster, the Circus King, the Grand Master of Ceremonies!” shouted Maynard as the roaches consumed his hat and skin. “I’ll show you what real power is!”

Progressively, the roaches grew into an imposing human-like creature. Blackheart glared at Maynard. The latter smiled and raised his left fist.

Bang!

A gunshot boomed and blew away one of Maynard’s hands. Others blasted away his right shoulder and hip. Maynard growled and turned around. His head burst down into a bunch of dead roaches and his body hit the floor.

Jake looked at the entryway. A nun stood under the doorway and held a shotgun.

“Grandma?” said Jake.

“Marjorie?” said Charles.

“Charles?” said Marjorie.

“Ben,” said Blackheart.

“Jake,” said Ben.

“Calm down, we’re not playin’ a game,” replied Jake.

Marjorie looked down with disgust at Maynard’s body as she walked over it.

“What are you doin’ here?” Charles asked her.

“I don’t have the right to check on my grandson?” coldly replied Marjorie.

“Ooh, drama,” said Blackheart with an amused tone.

Marjorie gawked at him. “Who’s that man?”

“That’s um-” Jake brushed his hair. “Blackheart.”

“He’s one of Mephisto’s children and tried to kill Jake,” bitterly said Charles.

“But we mostly think that he’s nice now because he wants to have sex with me and Jake,” said Ben.

Marjorie flinched. “What?”

Jake sighed. “It’s… complicated.”

“Marjorie, behind you!” yelled Charles.

Marjorie quickly looked behind her. A tentacle of roaches swung at her and smacked her weapon away. Maynard’s headless body lurched around before his head grew back. Another tentacle darted at them, but Ben pushed Jake out of the way. Jake discharged a translucent surge of anti-magic at Maynard. It shot a hole through Maynard’s chest. Maynard’s roaches started to lay brown eggs, which quickly hatched into more insects and regenerated the wound.

“Nice try, but it’s useless against me!” said Maynard with a cocky rictus.

Jake balled his fists. “Let’s try the other way around.” 

A similar yet denser wave of anti-magic struck Maynard. The intrusion of cockroaches that was Maynard’s body laid more eggs which rapidly grew. The birthed roaches instantly spawned more roaches that were themselves already pregnant. Soon, a multitude of brown eggs swelled inside Maynard’s head. 

“Wha- what’s happening?” asked Maynard.

The latter groaned in pain as the brown membrane stretched and turned red. The bloated eggs ruptured Maynard’s left eye socket and his right cheek. Maynard panted while his head inflated. 

“He’s gonna explode!” shouted Jake.

Jake and his family ran out of the living room while Maynard’s head swelled to inhuman proportions. Some colorless liquid squirted out of the eggs before Maynard’s whole body blew up. Charles shuffled back into the room and gasped. A transparent slime had been splattered by the dead roaches all over the walls.

“My beer!” shouted Charles.

Blackheart scooped up some slime with his index finger and licked it.

“Hmm, tastes like chicken,” said Blackheart.

“Jake! That was awesome! You’re getting great with your powers!” praised Ben.

“Oh, that was nothin’. I could totally do that again,” said Jake with a blush.

Charles looked at Jake and said, “So, Linda was right, you have powers.”

“What did you even get my daughter into?” asked Marjorie.

“Maybe you would’ve known if you were here for her,” replied Charles.

Marjorie glared at him. “How dare you-”

“Stop fighting!” shouted Jake. “The last thing we need is more conflict.”

Charles sighed. “I apologize, Marjorie.”

Marjorie bobbed her head and trod away.

Blackheart approached Charles and whispered, “You know, Charles, no matter what happened, I fully agree with y-”

“Licking my boots won’t get you anywhere,” said Charles.

Blackheart walked away to Marjorie and said, “You know, Marjorie, no matter what happened, I fully agree with you.”

“Will you please put some pants on?” shouted Marjorie.

Ben gazed at Blackheart’s rear end and widened his eyes. 

“Wait, what about the Jovian chests at the back of the RV?” asked Ben.

“We should check this out,” said Jake.

“Good idea,” said Ben as he stepped forward.

“Wait.” Jake stopped Ben and asked, “Do you want me to carry you over the slime?”

“Don’t worry, my shoes ar-” Ben paused and grinned. “Oh, is it an excuse to hold me?”

Jake rubbed the back of his neck. “Pretty much.”

Ben grinned and wrapped his arms around Jake’s shoulders. The latter picked up Ben by moving his right arm under Ben’s legs and his right one supporting Ben’s back. They exchanged smiles as Jake carried Ben outside.  

Once they were in front of the RV, Jake delicately let go of Ben. The television was still turned on and shone on two long chests. Ben opened one of them and put out a thin triangle with a side made of glass while the other was made of titanium.

“Look, it’s a mirror of mass destruction!” said Ben with excitement. 

“It’s a tablet.” Jake pressed one of its buttons and turned it on.

The live feed of a reptilian man popped up on the tablet.

“Earthlings! I’m glad to see that you’re okay,” said the Jovian.

“Yeah, the fall could’ve been worse I guess,” replied Jake. “What about the werewolf in your spaceship?”

“Ah, it’s alright, we’ve dropped him on Earth like we always do,” said the Jovian. “Anyway, we’ve taken the liberties to hand you some weapons, but also a symbiotic motor for your vehicle, in case you need to do some quick travel.”

“Thanks, that’s very nice of you,” said Ben.

“Our pleasure. See this as a thanking gift to you earthlings for entertaining us with your eccentric traditions,” said the Jovian.

Jake simpered. “Yeah… It’s not like you guys have weird traditions.”

The Jovian clucked like a chicken.

“Um…” Jake winced. “What was that about?”

“My apologies,” replied the Jovian. “According to Eupheme sixty, when-”

“Whoops, my finger’s slippin’, bye!” shouted Jake before he turned off the tablet.

Ben stared at Jake and said, “Wow, look, a penis-cutter!” He put out a medium-sized pair of pliers with a spiraled handle.

“You’re sure they aren’t just regular pliers?” asked Jake.

“Well… Considering their size and their shape, I think it would work better at cutting a penis,” said Ben.

“I honestly hope we won’t have to ever use it,” said Jake with an apprehensive tone.

Ben opened the other chest and contemplated it. “That’s a big collection of swords. You think we should give them as a gift to Blackheart?”

“For what? Not killing us?” asked Jake.

“Not what I meant, but that’s a good reason too,” replied Ben. 

Jake exhaled. “Well, he did help us save my dad… Alright, I’ll lift it.”

“Do you want me to help you?” asked Ben.

“Don’t worry, I can handle it.” Jake puffed out his chest and grabbed the handles of the chest. “Ugh!” Jake winced and trembled. “Never mind, can you help me?”

Ben nodded, closed the chest, and lifted it chest with Jake. Soon after, the front door opened and Blackheart walked out shirtless. He only wore a pair of brown derby shoes and gold boxers that were so tight on his meaty groin that their edges were ripped.

“Hey Jake, you don’t mind that I have borrowed one of your underwear?” asked Blackheart.

“I would never wear that,” replied Jake.

“Well, you should.” Blackheart winked.

Jake gave an exasperated look to Ben.

“He’s trying to be nice,” whispered Ben.

“He’s tryin’ to get a fuck session with us,” whispered Jake.

“Which is better than a kill session,” replied Ben.

The two young men put down the chest.

“Hey, Blackheart, we thought you would enjoy havin’ this,” said Ben.

“Is it the chest with a penis-cutter? Because I already had one,” said Blackheart.

“Oh no, it’s the other chest,” replied Ben.

Blackheart opened the chest and sparkles danced in his eyes. He picked up a sword whose handguard was gilded and had spikes on the outside. Another had a blade similar to a large butcher knife but was also curved. 

“Look at this beauty,” said Blackheart with a thrilled tone.

He showed to them a double-bladed sword with a square handguard as if it was brass knuckles with two long claws.

“Imagine, what I could do with this?” Blackheart admired the sword. “I could slice someone’s stomach while cutting their lungs in half!”

“Or gouge out their eyes at the same time,” said Ben.

“Or slash their fingers while-”

“Okay, that’s enough.” Jake closed the chest.

Blackheart wrapped his beefy arms around Jake and Ben. The sword in Blackheart’s left hand was close to Jake’s face. 

“How could I ever thank you two enough for this gift?” shouted Blackheart.

Jake grimaced while the blade was one inch away from his right cheek.

“How about gettin’ that thing away from my face?” shouted Jake.

“Oh, of course, my bad.” Blackheart let go of them. “Also, Jake…” Blackheart pursed his lips and stared at him. “I- I wanted to apologize for the way I’ve treated you in the past.”

Jake gawked at him. “Wait, you’re really sayin’ sorry to me?” He smiled and said, “That’s- that’s actually nice of you.”

“I think I now realize that I hated you because I always considered you as a pathetic little brat who never deserved anythin’ good in his life,” said Blackheart while Jake’s smile lessened. “The way Ben and your grandpa would be here for you even though all you did was whining and being useless in fights...”

“Alright, I got it, you hated me,” Jake with an annoyed tone.

“It was more than hate honestly, it was a visceral loathing. I wanted to take your father and Ben away from you and force you to-”

“I GOT IT!” shouted Jake. “Just skip over the ‘I used to hate Jake’ part, please.”

Blackheart pursed his lips and glanced at the sky. “Huh… Ah! My point is that you… You represented to me that- that sad depressed boy inside me that I didn’t want to see.” He exhaled. “But now, I want to embrace him.”

Blackheart outstretched his arms while Jake flinched.

“Okay, you don’t have to-”

Jake was cut off by Blackheart who choked him up with his firm hold.

“I accept you and your sadness, little Blackheart,” whispered Blackheart.

“I- I accept you too,” mumbled Jake. “Can you please now let me-”

“I’ll never hurt you again,” said Blackheart.

“Good, but can you-”

Blackheart sniffed Jake’s hair. “Fuck, you smell so good.”

“You’re strangling me!” yelled Jake.

Blackheart released Jake and the latter fell on the ground, gasping for air. Whereas, Ben jumped a little and clapped.

“You two did great!” praised Ben.

“Yeah…” Jake coughed. “Great…”

Ben and Blackheart helped Jake stand up. After that, they lifted the chests inside the house. 

“What are these things?” asked Charles. 

“The Jov- The aliens gave us some weapons,” said Jake.

“Oh, did you mean the Jovians?” asked Marjorie.

“You know them?” asked Jake with a surprised tone.

“I’ve helped them track down a werewolf once,” replied Marjorie.

Jake beamed and said, “That’s so cool! I bet you got a lot of stories to tell.”

Marjorie laughed a little. “You know, when your mother was still a little girl, I would tell her stories about my past as a hunter.”

Jake frowned and glanced at his father.

“Is something wrong, Jake?” worried Charles.

“Dad, can I talk to you?” asked Jake.

“Of course,” said Charles.

Jake and his father stepped to the back of the house.

“So, what did you want to talk about?”  asked Charles.

“Does grandma know what happened to Mom?” asked Jake.

Charles breathed deeply and said, “It’s complicated.”

“Dad, I won’t get mad at you. I will if you keep hiding things from me,” said Jake.

“She… She doesn’t know,” replied Charles.

“Why?” asked Jake.

“I could tell you that it’s because your Mom didn’t want them to worry for her, and she did… And honestly, it was fine with me because…” Charles shook his head. “Your grandmother never stayed in the same place for long and- and it created a rift between her and the rest of the family.”

“I understand…” Jake dug his hands in his pockets. “I think you should tell grandma, she’s still her mother and she cares about her.”

Charles crossed his arms. “I will…” He smiled. “I don’t know what happened to you, but I’m proud of who you’ve become.”

Jake smiled. “It’s all Ben. He taught me a lot of things.”

“It sounds like a wedding’s on the way,” said Charles.

“Dad, we’ve met two months ago, and you know how I feel about marriage,” said Jake.

Charles laughed a little and stepped forward. “Let’s go back to the others.”

“Wait.” Jake stopped him. “I have something else to tell you...” Jake paused while his father looked at him. “When… when Ben and I were traveling through Arizona… One of the people who traveled with us was… Grandpa was traveling with us.”

“Grandpa? You mean Linda’s father?” asked Charles.

Jake grabbed his left elbow. “No… I meant your father. I saw and talked to Grandpa’s spirit.”

Charles stayed silent and leaned against the wall. He gazed at the floor for a moment before he eyed back at his son.

“Has he said anything about me?” asked Charles.

“He-” Jake paused.

All the talk you had with your beloved grandfather, all his sweet words… It was all me.

Jake pinched his lips. “I don’t know if- if he was the one talking or… If it was someone else… I’m sorry…” 

Charles pushed himself off the wall and rubbed Jake’s back.

“It’s okay… You have nothing to be sorry about,” softly said Charles. “I… I just wish I was here for you while you were going through all of this.”

“You were,” replied Jake. “At first, when things started to get hard, I just heard your voice in my head telling me to keep going.”

Charles wept a little and hugged his son again. He pulled away and ruffled Jake’s hair. “C’mon, let’s get back to the others before it becomes National Hugging Day.”

Jake and his father headed back into the living room. Once they were here, they spotted Marjorie, Ben, and Blackheart talking on the couch.

“And then, he kicked me through the fence,” said Ben.

“Dear God.” Marjorie clutched at chest.

“And that’s when I summoned a portal to teleport him above Jake,” said Blackheart.

“What are you guys talkin’ about?” asked Jake.

Ben waved to Jake and said, “Hey! We’re telling your grandma about all the times Blackheart tried to kill us.”

Jake gave them a mortified look. “Ah.”

“Oh, and also, we found this in the chest with a penis-cutter and the mirror,” said Ben. 

A complex metallic device shaped like a pyramid stood near the TV. It seemed to have some kind of red solar panel at its top and a turbine at its bottom.

“Hmm, it looks like a supercharger,” said Charles as he examined the device.

“A super-what?” asked Jake.

“Basically, it increases the power of a car engine,” replied Charles.

“Do you think it could work with the RV?” asked Ben.

Charles rubbed his chin. “I’ve never met one that could, but I can try with this one.”

Jake took a glimpse at the Book of the Vishanti. He then grabbed it and sat between Ben and Blackheart.

“Hey, look,” said Jake.

Jake pointed at the map of Arizona inside the book. One of the seven pentagrams which used to be here had now disappeared.

Chapter 57: Welcome to Cretaceous Park

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Jake observed his room. He rolled a bit on his bed and touched a nearby part of the wall with his left hand. The beige paint on the walls had the texture of an orange peel. Jake tapped and felt it to make sure he was really here. 

“You’re okay, Jake?” asked Ben with his soft voice.

Jake smiled at Ben and brushed his hair. 

“Yeah… I’m just… It’s hard to think that I’m here… That I’m back home and that my dad is back,” replied Jake.

“You’re worried that something bad will happen again?” asked Ben.

Jake nodded. “With all those things that have happened in the past… I’m just scared and- and I can’t even sleep.”

Ben caressed Jake’s upper arms and gave him one of his sweet grins. Ben making this face was so reassuring to Jake, it was as if a simple move of his lips said enough to calm him down.

“If you want you can sleep and I’ll stay awake,” said Ben.

“No, it’s alright.” Jake rested his head against his pillow. “I guess it will just go away with time… What about you? How you’re doin’?”

“Fine, I think…” Ben pursed his lips. “Um- Do you think your dad dislikes me?” 

Jake glanced away. “No, it’s not that.” He looked back at Ben. “It’s just that he was used to me having friends who were more… laid-back … But I’m sure that he likes you.”

Ben kissed Jake and they cuddled.

“Speakin’ of your dad, when is he gonna stop hating me?” asked Blackheart.

Jake and Ben gawked at Blackheart who was on an air mattress next to them.

“You remember that you put him in a coma?” asked Jake.

“And I helped him recover,” said Blackheart. “I don’t know why he still hates me. Does he not see that I am the perfect man for you two?”

Jake snickered. “Yeah, because trying to kill and enslave us was husband material.”

Blackheart rolled his eyes and slumped down. “You mortals are so strange.”

“Are you sleeping with a picture of me?” asked Jake with a quizzical gaze.

“Oh yeah.” Blackheart showed a framed photograph of Jake at the pool. “I couldn’t find one of you naked, so I took this one instead.”

Jake turned back to Ben and whispered, “I’m startin’ to regret convincin’ dad to let that creep sleep with us.”

“Do you want me to ask him to put the picture back where it was?” asked Ben.

“No, it doesn’t matter.” Jake shrugged. “As long as it helps him sleep or whatever.”

“Goodnight Ben!” exclaimed Blackheart.

“Goodnight Blackheart,” replied Ben.

“You seriously see us being with that dude later?” whispered Jake.

Ben tilted his head. “At first, you didn’t see yourself with me either.”

“Yeah, but you didn’t kil-” Jake paused. “It’s- it’s different with you.”

“It’s different with you too,” replied Ben. “I’ve never thought I would feel this way for someone else before… And then you came and made everything better.”

“It feels the same with you,” said Jake before he kissed Ben.

The two young men fell asleep next to each other. Meanwhile, Blackheart laid on his air mattress with his eyes wide open. The latter glanced a little at the bed before staring back at the ceiling.

A moment after, the bedroom door was flung open.

“Jake! You need to see this!” shouted Charles.

“Wh- what’s happenin’?” asked Jake as he rubbed his eyes.

“The RV it’s-” Charles stopped and asked, “Is that man sleeping with a picture of you?”

Charles pointed at Blackheart who was dozing and holding a photograph of Jake like a stuffed animal.

“Yeah, I know, it’s weird,” said Jake.

“I’ll wash the picture later. Follow me,” urged Charles.

Jake and Ben woke up Blackheart before the three of them headed out of the room. They next went down the stairs and stepped out of the house. The RV was parked in front of the house. Its hood was open and the Jovian device they had found earlier was under it. What Charles had compared to a supercharger had wires coming out of it and inserted themselves into the engine of the RV. The bottom of the supercharger appeared to have fused with the head cover of the engine. Translucent antennas stood at the top of the Jovian device, akin to the tentacles of a snail.

“Did you do that?” asked Jake.

“Kinda,” replied Charles. “I’ve tried to install that thing on the RV, and then it just merged with the engine.”

Ben entered the vehicle and said, “I wonder what it did to the RV.”

He started the RV and the antennas on the supercharger glowed. An aura with a similar color progressively enveloped the vehicle. Marjorie joined the others and they all stared at the RV. Soon, the RV shook a little and floated above the street. 

“Wow, it’s flying!” Ben swung his legs and seized his seat. “Now it’ll be easier to avoid running over people.”

“Is there a way for you to go down?” asked Jake.

Ben tried every control on the dashboard until he moved on to the radio which played theremin music. He decreased the volume and the vehicle hovered down. 

“Ooh okay, the volume of the radio controls the flying of the car,” said Charles.

“Does it means that if we turn the volume too high, we would fly right into the sun and burn to death?” asked Ben.

Charles gave a confused gaze to Ben and replied, “Y-…. yeah.”

Ben pinched his lips and drooped his shoulders. Whereas, Blackheart pushed Jake into the RV. 

“Well, there’s no time to lose, let’s go already,” said Blackheart.

“During the night? Wouldn’t it be safer to do it later?” said Marjorie.

“I thought you knew the Jovians?” asked Blackheart with a derisive tone. “Everyone knows that Jovian technology only works with the moonlight.”

“I guess it makes sense with all that werewolf stuff,” said Jake.

“Fine.” Charles sighed. “Ben, could you let me drive?”

Ben grabbed the steering wheel. “If you want to, but I can-”

“Don’t worry, I’ll feel better if I drove instead,” coldly said Charles.

Ben’s eyes turned blue and he said, “Okay.” 

The young man slowly stepped out of the driver’s seat. 

After this, everyone prepared themselves Marjorie loaded her guns, Blackheart carried the chests back inside the RV, and they all dressed up, including Ben who had changed into Bo Peep. Once they were done, the whole group gathered in front of the vehicle. 

“Where’s Ben?” asked Charles. 

“Huh?” Jake raised an eyebrow. “Ben’s right-” He pause and looked at Bo Peep. “Oh, that’s right… Dad, um- Well… That girl right here is… Ben. That’s his identity as a superhero.”

Ben simpered and trembled a bit as Charles stared at him.

“Ah… I see.” Charles walked into the RV. “Alright, let’s go, everyone.”

Marjorie and Blackheart stepped into the vehicle while Ben lost his smile. 

“It’s okay, I’m sure he just needs time,” Jake told Ben and rubbed his back.

“If you say so…” said Ben with a low voice.

They sat next to Blackheart at the back of the RV while Marjorie and Charles were at the front. Charles raised the volume of the radio until the RV floated above the town. Soon, they drove through the night sky. The ride was quiet as Marjorie was praying with her rosary and Ben was contemplating the stars with sad eyes.

“What’s wrong with Ben?” Blackheart whispered to Jake.

“Hm, that’s my-” Jake furtively gestured at his father.

Blackheart glanced at Charles before he looked back at Ben. Blackheart broke the silence by tapping his lap.

“Bung, bung, bung, bung,” hummed Blackheart. 

Ben raised his head and turned it toward Blackheart.

“Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream, make him the cutest that I've ever seen,” sang Blackheart.

Ben bobbed his head in rhythm and grinned a little.

Blackheart smiled and sang, “Give him two lips like roses and clover. Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over.”

“Please turn on your magic beam,” sang Ben.

“Mr. Sandman, bring us a dream,” sang both Blackheart and Ben.

“Hey, belt up you two, I’m tryin’ to drive,” ordered Charles.

“But we already have our belts on,” replied Ben.

Charles groaned. “I meant that you two should keep quiet.”

Marjorie glared at him. “You could be nicer to Jake’s boyfriend.”

Ben lost his smile and turned his head to the window. Charles suddenly swerved to the left. Some kind of giant rectangular spaceship with a lens swung at them. 

“Wait, is that a flying camera?” asked Jake.

The camera aimed its lens at them and followed the RV. The device cast a conical beam of translucent light all around them.

“Dad, watch out!” shouted Jake.

Soon, bike-sized dragonflies whizzed toward them. Charles veered away from the insects. A bird-like reptile swooped down and snatched some of the dragonflies. The group gawked at the creatures in the sky. Their gazes moved down to the ground. Monstrous lizards dominated the landscape— long-necked reptiles, chickens with sickle-shaped claws, reptiles with bony scales on their backs... 

Most of them stared at the colossal lizards with fear while Ben and Blackheart admired them with wide smiles.

“Dinosaurs!” exclaimed Ben and Blackheart together.

Some of the dinosaurs started to fight while others fled.

“I’m glad that we’re up here and not down there,” said Charles.

The volume of the radio started to turn down and the RV shook. Meanwhile, the morning sun was rising on the horizon.

Blackheart grimaced. “Uh-oh.”

The vehicle went down and Charles grabbed the steering wheel. Its passengers gripped their belts and seats as the RV fell. 

“I told you! The RV can’t fly during the day!” shouted Blackheart.

A pterosaur dove toward the RV and seized the license plate with its talons. It darted its beak forward and pushed the back doors open. Ben shoved his crook inside its throat. Jake outstretched his hands at the pterosaur, but nothing happened.

“My powers are not workin’!” shouted Jake.

“Same for me!” replied Ben as he wrestled the pterosaur’s bite.

Blackheart slid his left arm under the pterosaur and grabbed a chest. He smacked the pteranodon with it, which opened its lid. The pterosaur tugged at Ben’s staff and yanked him away. Jake wrapped his arms around Ben and tried to keep the latter inside.

“BEN!” shouted Jake.

Blackheart put a claw-bladed sword out of the chest. He pulled back his arm and stabbed the pteranodon in the chest. The pterosaur growled and let go of Ben. As soon as it did so, the RV landed on the ground. The group looked with apprehension at the dinosaurs who surrounded them.

“I think I got an idea,” said Charles.

He honked and the dinosaurs ran away.

Charles smiled. “Wow, it worked.”

“Um, dad?” called Jake with a wavering voice.

Charles turned around and froze. Two large feet with three sharp toes were behind them. Breathing similar to one’s of a dragon resonated. The group eyed up and saw a colossal reddish-brow lizard with a massive body and a prominent v-shaped jaw. 

“Fuck me, a motherfuckin’ T-Rex,” muttered Blackheart.

“Nobody. Move. A. Muscle,” whispered Jake.

“T-Rexes have a very good sight, actually,” said Blackheart.

“Shit,” replied Jake.

The T-Rex roared and Charles hit the gas pedal. Jake and Blackheart hurriedly closed the back doors. The T-Rex chased them and bellowed. Slower dinosaurs hindered their way as they tried to escape. Charles zig-zagged between clubbed tails and spiked tails. 

“Why’s that thing after us? There are other snacks everywhere!” shouted Jake.

The RV arrived near the edge of the translucent beam projected by the flying camera. Charles drove through it and the T-Rex stopped chasing them. 

“Huh- what just happened?” asked Jake.

“Isn’t it obvious? Whatever’s under the camera’s beam gets hunted by the dinosaurs,” said Blackheart.

“Yeah, that makes sense,” said Ben.

Charles winced and asked, “None of you find the whole situation strange?” 

“No”, replied the four others.

“You’ll get used to it,” said Jake.

Footfalls sounded from a nearby forest and startled them. Red hair emerged out of the bushes and Jake tilted his head.

“Ned?” asked Jake.

An athletic young man with blue eyes walked toward them. He wore a white jacket and a black turtleneck shirt made of Nylon. 

“Jake!” Ned sprinted to Jake. “I thought I would never see you again,” said Ned.

“Ned, it’s great to see you again,” said Charles.

Ben stared at them as the three chatted together.

“Bah, only men with small cocks wear turtlenecks,” muttered Blackheart under his breath.

“Ned, here’s my grandma, right here,” said Jake as he gestured to Marjorie.

Ned kissed her hand and said, “Wow, Jake you didn’t tell that you had a little sister.”

Blackheart rolled his eyes and whispered to Ben, “Pff, imagine calling that wrinkled corpse like that? He could’ve just settled with mother or aunt.”

Marjorie shot daggers at Blackheart. “I heard that.”

Blackheart simpered. “Hey, step-grandma! You got a great hearing for your advanced age.”

Marjorie glared even more at him.

“See, that’s how you make a realistic compliment,” Blackheart told Ben.

Ben did not answer and instead watched Ned talking to Jake.

“Something’s wrong, Snackheart?” asked Blackheart.

“Jake and Ned... They look very close,” said Ben with a worried tone.

“Oh yeah, they’ve definitely masturbated each other once or at least had a threesome,” said Blackheart.

Ben knit his brows. “I hope it’s not true… And did you just call me Snackheart?”

“Yeah. I was thinkin’ of callin’ you Barebackheart, but it was too long,” said Blackheart.

“Ned, here’s my… friend, Bo Peep,” said Jake as he walked toward them with Ned.

Ben flinched. “Friend?”

Ned shook hands with Ben. “Happy to know that Jake made some new friends.”

“And…” Jake looked at Blackheart and said, “That’s…” Jake paused and noticed a penis carved on a tree. “That’s Willie Carvin, a… a friend of the family.”

Ned extended his left hand. “Nice to-”

Blackheart loudly coughed. “Sorry, I think I just caught something.” He coughed again.

Ned winced and walked away.

“Why did you just call me a friend? I’m your boyfriend,” said Ben.

“Sorry, I just didn’t know what to say since you have a secret identity,” replied Jake.

Jake headed back to Ned while Ben drooped his shoulders.

“What a cunt,” said Blackheart. “Dumping me and you for some twunk with a turtleneck.”

“Jake’s not dumpin’ us,” replied Ben. “He’s just happy to see his friend again.”

Blackheart huffed. “Ben, I’ve fucked many men, women, and in-betweens. And right now, Jake’s eyes are screaming ‘Eat that ass like my grandpa ate his kids’.”

“Your grandpa ate his children?” asked Ben.

“Yeah, they got better though. They cut through his stomach, I think,” said Blackheart.

Chapter 58: Dig Up The Past

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The group was talking with Ned at a table inside a bar.

“And then I found her dog who was in Pennsylvania,” said Ned.

Charles, Marjorie, and Jake chuckled while Ben looked depressed and Blackheart glared at Ned. 

“Anyway, what’s goin’ on around here?” asked Marjorie.

“No idea. A flying camera just magically appeared and whatever’s under it gets attacked by these monsters,” said Ned.

“Thank you, but we already knew,” bitterly said Blackheart.

“Why’s that guy pissed off all the time?” asked Ned.

“Oh, he’s mad because his father took his phone,” said Jake.

“He-haha!” fake-laughed Blackheart. 

Ned gave a confused look to Blackheart before he said, “Um- anyway, you guys should see this.”

They followed Ned out of the bar. Ned led them near the West Main Street and they arrived in front of a rustic movie theater. They entered and stepped into a place with yellow walls, chandeliers, and movie posters. In the middle of the entrance hall, a jackal-faced dummy with Egyptian clothing and a spear stood next to a taller statue. The latter was on a black metal base and was made of gold-plated bronze. It was the statue of a woman with a human body, a cobra tail, bird wings, and a lioness head. 

Jake opened the Book of the Vishanti and whispered to Ben, “Hey, one of the seven souls is right here.”

Ben approached the statue and read the plate on its base. The words Barbara Curtis were chiseled on it. 

“That’s Barbara!” exclaimed Ben. “She’s the woman we met with the Howling Commando.”

“Who?” asked Ned. 

“That’s complicated,” replied Jake.

Ben looked up and noticed screens on the walls, around the statue. 

“The Groove Dinosaur?” read Ben.

“Oh yeah, ever since that statue appeared here, that movie had been playing in all the rooms of the theater,” said Ned. “And then dinosaurs have started attacking us and people would randomly sing.” 

“Sing?” asked Charles.

“Yeah, too bad most of us here are bad singers,” said Ned.

Ben and Blackheart inspected the screens. Newspaper clips were displayed on them Victor Cartwright’s Most Gorgeous Disappointment , Off-key and weird , Where are the Dinosaurs?

Ben looked to some screens which were turned off.

“Were these screens always like this?” asked Ben.

“Maybe two of them.” Ned scratched his hair. “I’m pretty sure this one was working one hour ago.” Ned gestured to a screen to the far right. “It was… it was about the chase scenes being terrible, I think.”

Ben and Blackheart exchanged looks. 

“And we just got chased by a T-Rex,” said Blackheart.

“You think we made this screen turning off?” asked Ben.

“And I’m sure we can do the same with the other screens,” said Blackheart.

Ben furrowed his brows. “You mean that if we fix the flaws from The Groove Dinosaur , every screen will turn off?”

“Exactly.” Blackheart smirked. “Now what that has to do with that lion statue…”

“I think this statue used to be Barbara Curtis and she stared in Victor Cartwright’s movies,” replied Ben.

“Barbara Curtis?” Ned elbowed Jake and asked, “Didn’t we use to watch her shows together? Because I think I saw her in that film with the dinosaurs.”

Ben looked at them with blue eyes. “You two used to watch movies together?”

"Movies, we watched her movies," replied Jake.

Jake glanced away. “Yeah… But it was just as friends.”

“Why would you be jealous anyway, it’s not like you were dating Jake,” said Ned.

Jake fiddled his collar. “Actually… Well…”

Blackheart wrapped his left arm around Ben’s shoulders and said, “We’re dating each other.”

“What?” Jake’s eyes bulged. “It’s not-”

“Ned, you said that you saw Barbara in the movie?” Blackheart asked.

“Um- yeah, I think so,” said Ned.

“Well, then we know what to do,” said Blackheart. “Barbara’s being haunted by the worst movie she has ever acted in. If we want to free her, we have to fix whatever’s being criticized in the screens around us.”

Everyone stared at Blackheart with amazement.

“You just got all of this like that?” asked Jake.

“Why? None of you guessed it already?” asked Blackheart. 

“I kind of did,” said Ben.

“And that’s why we’re together,” said Blackheart before he grabbed Ben by the waist.

Jake glared at them and clenched his fists.

“Blackheart, what are you doing?” whispered Ben.

“Makin’ him jealous. You’re welcome,” whispered back Blackheart.

“My guess is that we should check inside one of the rooms, to see what you can do now,” said Marjorie.

They headed toward one of the screening rooms while Blackheart examined the entrance hall. 

Ben approached Jake and said, “Hey, I’m sorry for Blackheart.”

“It’s okay,” coldly replied Jake. “You seemed to enjoy it anyway.”

“Huh?” Ben jerked back. “And you seemed to enjoy seeing Ned again.”

“We’re just friends,” said Jake. “Don’t know about you and Blackheart, though.”

Jake strode toward Ned while Ben watched them. Meanwhile, Blackheart was still at the entrance of the cinema. He rubbed his chin and inspected the screens. At one point, something itched his face. Blackheart was pulled out of his thinking and looked at his hand. Poison ivy was on his palm, but the rash immediately disappeared. A gust of wind blew the plant out of his hand and dragged it outside. A chuckle echoed as the doors of the cinema opened on their own.

Blackheart raised an eyebrow before he walked out of the cinema. Instead of the morning sun, the whole town was covered by a pall of darkness. Blackheart could barely see any building apart from a strip club named Stingy Jack . Its facade was the head of a fiend burning up in flames. Succubuses and incubuses on its balcony gestured to Blackheart to come inside. Blackheart winked at them and headed inside the strip club. As soon as he entered, a horde of half-naked imps with red leather attires rushed to him.

“Sorry, not today. I got two guys waiting for me outside,” said Blackheart.

The imps pouted and shuffled away. Blackheart scanned the area until he spotted someone in a corner of the club. He trailed along a lilac wall with a fiery pattern while strobe lights mesmerized him. He walked toward man with a red velvet jacket and a top hat adorned with a skull. 

“Father,” sternly said Blackheart.

Mephisto took a sip of his bottle of brandy before he let his snake taste it.

“Son! It’s good to see you again,” said Mephisto.

“What do you want?” asked Blackheart.

“Huh? A father doesn’t have the right to just check on his son?” replied Mephisto with a saccharine voice.

Blackheart looked daggers at his father.

“Alright, alright.” Mephisto stood up. “I’ve come here to offer a deal with you.”

“Of course.” Blackheart huffed. “There had to be a deal.”

Mephisto slyly smiled. “You miss your powers, don’t you?” 

Blackheart shrugged. “It was handy sometimes.”

“Handy? Do you remember that time in Phoenix you went on a date with the Empath?” asked Mephisto. “Your powers, your control over plants, this is what made the Empath care about you.”

“It’s not, he- Argh!”

Mephisto’s snake bit Blackheart on the left hand. Blackheart groaned and held his hand. Soon after, poison ivy started to grow between his fingers.

“Here’s a free trial for our deal,” said Mephisto. “You get to have your powers back for one day. Use them wisely.”

Blackheart watched as the poison ivy withered and disappeared. Mephisto stepped away, but his son followed him.

“What do you want of me?” asked Blackheart.

Mephisto stopped. “You can it feel it too, right? This potential inside Ben and Jake? Can you imagine the possibilities with an empath and a wielder of anti-magic on my side?”

Blackheart flinched. “You want me to corrupt them?” 

“I’m not forcing you to do anything. But c’mon, kiddo, face it.” Mephisto turned around. “Jake’s father will never let you date his son and Ben’s only has eyes for your powers…” Mephisto looked intensely at his son. “Think my son, wouldn’t it solve everything if you were strong again?”

“I’m not like you,” replied Blackheart. “I won’t manipulate people I care for.”

Mephisto tilted his head while his snake slithered around him with a microphone between its teeth. 

“When does a dream become a nightmare? When do we do what must be done?” hummed Mephisto while everyone stared at Blackheart. “When do we stand and face the future? When there is nowhere left to run?”

Mephisto snatched the microphone away from his snake. Imps arrived and carried a gilded electric chair with a ruby-incrusted crown bounded to its headrest. On the stage of the club, a music band of corpses started to play the guitar and the drums.

“And you've got to learn just how to survive,” sang Mephisto as he tore the crown away from the chair. “You've got to learn how to keep your dream alive.”

The chair dropped on some imps and crushed them. Mephisto sprung on the throne and outstretched his arms.

“Take a look at my face, I am the future,” sang Mephisto while the sound of the guitar became frenetic. “How do you like what you see?” Mephisto lifted his hat off his head and revealed a small wedding cake underneath. “Take a look at my face, I belong to the future… And you belong to me.”

“You can take my powers away, I want nothing to do with you anymore,” said Blackheart.

Mephisto threw the cake away and replied, “You've got to learn, it's up to you… If you can’t learn that the dream just might come true.”

Imps to the side lifted a painting representing Blackheart with Jake and Ben.

“Take a look at my face, I am the future.” Mephisto slammed his hands on Blackheart’s face and turned it to the painting. “How do you like what you see?”

One of the imps threw a burning match at the painting, which set it on fire.

Mephisto turned Blackheart’s face back to him. “Take a look at my face, I belong to the future.” Mephisto’s eyes became red. “The world belongs to me!”

Blackheart slapped his father’s arms away and walked away.

“Take a look at my face, I belong to the future!” loudly sang Mephisto. “And the world it belongs to me. It belongs to me!” Stage fireworks turned on him behind him. “It's all mine, just take a look at my face!” Mephisto jumped back on his throne. “I'm the future, no disgrace! Take a look at my face… This world belongs to... TO ME!”

Blackheart stormed out of the club as the imps carried Mephisto on his throne and burned the whole place. As soon as the doors closed, the darkness vanished and the sun came back. Blackheart took a glimpse behind. The club had also disappeared.

He glanced at a tuft of grass poking out of a fissured pavement. Blackheart aimed his left hand at it and the grass grew into a bunch of venus flytraps. He smirked.

Whereas at the cinema, the rest of the group was inside a screening room. They watched a long-necked apatosaurus playing with a baby.

Jake checked his phone. “Well, that’s the only scene from the movie that wasn’t slammed by the critics.”

“Looks like we got some time to kill,” said Ned as they walked out into the hallway. “Maybe we could pay a visit to my dad?”

“Oh, Harry still lives here?” asked Charles. “You remember him, Jake? The four of us used to play baseball while you were just kids. You would always try to gobble the ball.”

Jake’s ears turned red. “Dad!” 

Ned, Charles, Jake, and Marjorie laughed together while Ben observed them from the dark screening room. Ben slouched against the doorway while the flashing lights of the projector cast a foggy aura around him.

Jake took a glimpse at the latter and walked toward him. 

“Hey, you’re coming with us?” asked Jake with a worried tone.

Ben shook his head. “Someone should wait here for Blackheart.

“I wonder why it has to be you,” said Jake.

“I really don’t need this right now,” replied Ben as he stepped into another part of the hallway.

“You’re okay? asked Jake.

“I…” Ben turned his back to Jake and froze. “I can’t talk about it.”

Jake put his hands on his waist. “I thought we would stop hiding things from each other.”

“I said- I said that I can’t…” Ben exhaled and trembled. “If- if it’s too hard for me to say anything, it’s not my fault.”

“I didn’t say it was your fault,” said Jake.

Ben looked back at Jake and replied, “But that’s how it feels. That’s how it feels with everyone.” Ben closed his eyes. “I… I didn’t choose to be like this. If I could be normal like everyone else, I would…”

“Ben… Please, talk to me,” pleaded Jake.

“I can’t…” Ben walked away. “Just give me some alone time, please.”

Jake watched as Ben strolled away. The latter pushed open an emergency door and headed out of the theater. Ben’s face became pale as he wrapped his arms around his chest. Autumn colors started to color the green trees as he walked past them.

Ben gazed at his blurry reflection in the windows of a nearby store.

“How- how many mountains must you face before you learn to climb?” sang Ben with a low voice. “How will I give you what it takes... My universal child?”

Ben trailed along the cracked pavement while his reflection followed from one building to another.

“And when I look into your eyes, so innocent and pure… I see the shadows of the things that you've had to endure,” sang Ben. 

A crowd of people ambled toward Ben, so the latter shrunk himself to let them pass.

“I see the tracks of every tear that ran right down your face.” Ben gulped and continued to sing, “I see the hurt... I see the pain... I see the human race.”

Ben plodded by a cafe and watched the families inside. A mother spoon-fed her baby while a father helped his son lift his bicycle inside. 

“And I can feel him, he’s everywhere, shining like the sun,” sang out Ben before he lowered his voice, “I wish to God that kids like them could be like everyone...”

Rough gales blew dead leaves in front of Ben as he stepped into a nearby forest.

“Will I ever help you find a way to keep you safe from harm? When will we find a special place? A shelter from the storm?” sang Ben.

Brown, orange, and red trees pine trees towered around Ben before he spotted one with jade-green hues. A heart symbol was carved on its bark.

“I can feel him, he’s everywhere, shining like the sun,” sang out Ben. “I wish to God that kids like him could be like everyone.” Ben cried and slumped down against a maple tree. He looked down at the carpet of dead leaves under him and sang with a broken voice, “And I wish to God that kids like him could be like everyone…”

Ben fiddled his dress while some leaves fell on his head and made a tiara with his bow.

“Nice voice,” said a husky voice.

The young man eyed up and saw Blackheart standing next to him.

“Ah, thank you. I’ve had… I’ve had a lot of times to train myself,” replied Ben.

Blackheart sat down. “You’ve been sad a lot recently.”

Ben frowned. “Yeah… I wish things were different…”

“Well, before you burst into another sad solo, I wanted to show you something.”

Blackheart opened his left hand and a bunch of lilac cornflowers grew in front of them.

Ben beamed as his eyes turned yellow. “Wow! Your powers are back?”

“I guess, but something’s tellin’ me that it’s not for long,” said Blackheart.

“Then, we should go help the others while y-”

“Fuck the others,” cut off Blackheart. “My powers are back and I want to use them for something much more important.”

“Oh, what’s that?” asked Ben.

“You,” said Blackheart.

Blackheart snapped his fingers and the ground tremored. Twigs protruded out of the earth and surrounded them. A crown of smooth brown branches rose and lifted the two of them. Soon, a colossal weeping willow heaved them off the ground. It had lavender flowers instead of leaves as if its foliage was a cascade of purple cotton candy. 

Ben stumbled until Blackheart grabbed him by the waist.

“Y’know its name?” asked Blackheart while he moved his mouth closer to Ben.

“Is it… a wisteria tree?” replied Ben.

“Correct,” said Blackheart. “Hold tight to me, because things will get shaky.”

The roots of the tree pulled themselves out of the ground. Ben grabbed Blackheart by the hand as the tree moved up further into the woods. The tree climbed up a hill and Ben’s jaw dropped as sparkles danced in his eyes. 

A prairie full of dinosaurs dominated the landscape. 

Chapter 59: The Second Soul

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Ben and Jake ran as they could. They ran until they stopped hearing the hissings behind them. The ground tremored again and they froze. They were in the middle of a crossroads. Growlings sounded from the left. They slowly turned their heads. A T-Rex was one yard away from them. It roared and charged at them. Jake and Ben ran, but it was too late. The T-Rex’s shadow covered them. Jake wrapped his arms around Ben to shield him. They slammed shut their eyes and hugged each other.

Nothing happened.

They gawked around. The street was empty and the T-Rex had vanished. Pterosaurs in the sky flew above them before they became paralyzed. Then, they glitched and distorted into nothingness. Soon, all the dinosaurs around them disappeared.

“We did it,” said Jake. “We did it!”

He hugged Ben and soon two large arms wrapped around them. Jake gazed at his right and spotted Blackheart hugging them.

“Um- Blackheart?”

“I’ve missed you two so much,” tenderly said Blackheart 

“Cool… But could you”

“Wait, I got something to show you!” shouted Blackheart.

He dragged the two young men by the arms. They arrived in front of the car workhouse. An ambulance was parked near it. A red-haired young man was carried on a stretcher.

“Ned?” asked Jake.

The three of them rushed to the stretcher. The paramedics let them talk to Ned. The latter had his arms and legs wrapped with bandages. He had a black eye and some scars on his face. 

“Hey,” muttered Ned with an exhausted voice.

“You’re okay?” asked Jake.

“Fuck no. I almost got killed by a pack of turkeys,” replied Ned before the paramedics rolled Ned into the ambulance. “Hey, you two.” Ned glanced at Ben and Blackheart. “Take care of Jake, okay? He’s kinda moody, but he’s a cool guy.”

Blackheart wrapped his arms around Ben’s and Jake’s shoulders.

“We sure will,” said Blackheart with a big smirk.

Ned smiled while the paramedics closed the back doors. After this, they drove Ned away. Jake watched Ned progressively getting far from him before he looked at Ben. The two held hands and Jake grinned.

“Oh! I got one more thing to show you!” shouted Blackheart.

He ran inside the workhouse while Ben and Jake glanced at each other. Blackheart came back with his left arm shoved into the corpse of a raptor. Whereas, his right arm handled a dead pterosaur.

“The dead ones haven’t disappeared. Neat, right?” rejoiced Blackheart. “Roar! I’m a Deinonychus. I use my talons to disembowel my preys!”

Jake and Ben stared at him with horror.

“Can you get rid of those things?” shouted Jake.

“Hey! These things scared the raptors away when they were attackin’ Ned!” replied Blackheart.

“Huh? You’ve saved Ned?” asked Jake.

Blackheart rolled his eyes. “The dead raptor puppet didn’t give it away?”

“Wow… Thank you,” said Jake with a softer voice.

“Does it mean we can fuck now?” asked Blackheart.

“Go fuck yourself,” replied Jake.

“Jake!” shouted a deep tenor voice.

They looked in the direction of the voice. Charles and Marjorie walked toward them. A blue substance covered their clothes.

“Dad! Grandma!” shouted Jake as he rushed to hug them.

Marjorie jerked back a bit before she hugged back Jake.

“Hey, champ,” tenderly said Charles.

“You fought a giant spider?” asked Ben.

“It was the giant millipedes from earlier actually,” replied Marjorie.

“I’m glad to see that you’re safe,” said Charles.

“Thanks, step-daddy!” shouted Blackheart.

Charles glared at him. “I was talking to Ben.”

“And I think you’ve made a great decision,” replied Blackheart.

Charles rolled his eyes before he focused back on Jake.

After this, the five of them headed into a hotel and cleaned themselves. Jake wrapped a towel around his crotch once he was done with the shower. Ben did the same and they cuddled. 

Jake noticed that Ben was frowning and asked, “Are you okay?” 

“Yeah… It’s just…” Ben sighed. “I wished the Peniscopter got to meet the Sodomobile.”

“Ah… Now that you say it, it sure sounds like a missed opportunity,” replied Jake. “Is it okay if I kiss you?”

“Oh, of course,” said Ben.

Jake leaned forward and put his lips on Ben’s. They kissed passionately while Ben sat on the edge of the sink. Jake then pulled back and they smiled at each other.

Ben blushed and muttered, “I… I love you so much.”

“I love you too,” replied Jake. “Hey, just between us… Have you ever thought about how it would be if… You and I ever got married?”

“What’s… What’s marrying someone?” asked Ben.

“Oh um- It’s something some couples do. It’s like a ceremony with people getting drunk and fighting each other,” said Jake.

Ben furrowed his brows. “It doesn’t sound very fun. Does every couple have to do it?”

“No, no. Only if they want to,” replied Jake.

“Ah, well, if none of us want to get married, we don’t have to get married. It doesn’t make us less of a couple, right?” said Ben.

“Yeah, you’re right,” said Jake as he sat next to Ben. “I don’t want to get married anyway… It’s just. I don’t know. I found it fun to imagine you and me with ties and tuxedos, tellin’ us that we would love ourselves each other, and all that jazz.”

“It does sound nice,” replied Ben. “But do we have to invite drunk people who will fight at the ceremony?”

“Not really… Most people just do it for some reason,” said Jake. “But yeah, if we get married, even if honestly I don’t want to- But if we got married, yeah we don’t have to.”

Ben took a deep breath. “Is it- is it weird if I told you that you feel like the person I could stay forever with?”

“No, it’s not weird.” Jake rubbed the side of his neck. “I feel the same way about you.”

Ben grinned. “Really? This is awesome… Because you’re really important to me and- and I would love to stay with you all the time.”

Jake also blushed and held hands with Ben. The latter then said, “You know, I never got to sing during that whole musical thingie.”

“True, I would’ve liked to hear you sing though,” replied Ben.

“It’s not too late.” Jake gulped and stepped in front of Ben. “My father used to sing this song that I used to hate… But I feel like singing it now.” He inhaled and shook his hands down. “I…” He paused and hummed again, “I… Fuck. I feel so stupid.”

Ben smiled and caressed Jake’s fingers. “It’s okay. I believe in you.”

Jake smiled back. He breathed deeply and hummed, “I set out on a narrow way many years ago... Hoping I would find true love, along the broken road.” He brushed Ben’s hair and sang, “I couldn't see how every sign pointed straight to you…” Jake looked intently at Ben and raised his voice, “Every long-lost dream led me to where you are. Others who broke my heart, they were like Northern stars. Pointing me on my way into your loving arms…” He delicately put his right hand under Ben’s chin and sang with a softer voice, “This much I know is true that God blessed the broken road…” He leaned closer toward Ben. “Blessed the broken road that led me straight to you...”

Jake came closer to Ben and tenderly kissed him.

All of a sudden, the door of their room pounded. Jake headed toward it while Ben grabbed a knife from the kitchen. The former looked through the peephole.

“It’s Blackheart,” said Jake before he opened the door. 

“That led me gay to you!.” Blackheart outstretched his arms with jazz hands.

Jake sternly looked at Blackheart and asked, “You want something?”

“Oh, not really.” Blackheart looked around. “Just randomly walked in front of your room and I thought I could just come and chat a little.”

Jake tilted his head. “Lemme guess, you want to sleep with us?”

“What? No!” Blackheart pinched his lips. “And what… about you?”

Jake sighed. “Fine, you can sleep in our room. But bring a sleepin-”

Blackheart rushed inside with a sleeping bag. “This will be great! You won’t regret it.”

“I already am…” said Jake under his breath.

“So I thought we could play some games that I used to play with my slaves in the Underworld,” said Blackheart as he put some items out of the sleeping bag.

“I love games!” exclaimed Ben.

Jake crossed his arms. “You remember that we’re not your slaves?”

“Yeah, don’t worry.” Blackheart grabbed a bottle. “So this one is called Spin the Beating. My slaves would spin the bottle and then it would stop on one of them. That slave would then get beaten to death and brought back to life.”

“I don’t think we can get brought back to life right now, though,” said Ben.

“And we surely don’t want to get beaten to death,” said Jake.

Blackheart rubbed his chin. “True… Well, don’t you mortals do the same thing but with kissing?”

“Drunk teens do that,” replied Jake. “And I won’t kiss you.”

“Pff…” Blackheart sprawled on the bed. “Then we might sleep already.”

“Maybe we could play truth or dare?” proposed Ben as he sat on the bed

“Truth or dare?” Blackheart sat up with a grin. “A friend of mine would use this game to kill people. Sounds good to me!”

Jake shrugged. “Alright. But we have the right to refuse to say the truth or do the dares.”

“So, who goes first?” asked Ben.

“I think Mr. Killjoy should open the game,” said Blackheart. “So, Jake. Truth or dare? Well, if you have the balls to pick dare.”

Jake glared at Blackheart and replied, “Dare.”

“Oh-oh!” Blackheart sneered. “I dare you… I dare you to french-kiss Ben.”

“That’s all?” Jake raised an eyebrow. “Alright.”

He walked in front of Ben and passionately kissed him. Ben moaned a little while Blackheart watched them with a huge smile.

Jake ended the kiss and sat back on the bed. “Happy?”

“Especially down there,” replied Blackheart.

Jake shook his head. “So, Crackheart, truth or dare?”

“Dare,” replied Blackheart.

“I dare you to say ‘I’m a dumbass’ until I tell you to stop,” said Jake.

“Playin’ with the rules? I like that.” Blackheart paused before he said, “Jake’s a dumbass, Jake’s a dumbass, Jake’s a dumbass…”

Jake knit his brows. “That’s not what I-”

“You said ‘I’m”. So you , Jake,” cut off Blackheart. “Jake’s a dumbass, Jake’s a dumbass, Jake’s a dumb-”

“Fine, you can stop already,” said Jake with an annoyed tone.

“Ben, truth or dare?” asked Blackheart.

“Um- Truth?” replied Ben.

“How would you react if Jake and I furiously made love to each other?” asked Blackheart.

“Which won’t happen,” added Jake.

Ben pursed his lips and eyed both Jake and Blackheart. 

“I guess… I guess I would find it… Pleasuring for the eyes?” replied Ben.

“So, in other words, you would find it hot?” asked Blackheart.

“He only has to answer once,” said Jake with an annoyed tone.

Blackheart groaned and they continued the game.

“Wait.” Ben flinched. “Is it the night? Shouldn’t we use the RV as it can only fly during the night?” asked Ben.

Jake and Blackheart gawked at Ben before they stared at each other. The three of them packed their bags and headed out of the room. They woke up Charles and Marjorie and the whole group left the hotel. Charles drove while Jake and his friends slept in the backseat. A halo of light surged somewhere out of the town while the RV took off. 

“What’s that?” asked Jake as he opened his eyes.

They flew toward the source of the beam. It came out of the roof of the movie theater. Smokes blew through it while emerald and cyan flares glowed through it. A winged statue hovered up while its bronze surface crumbled away. Soon, flowing red hair and a white dress appeared underneath. The woman levitated in front of their car while a halo made of sunshine formed behind her head.

Jake widened his eyes and said, “It’s Barbara.”

Barbara looked at them and smiled. She then raised her eyes to the sky and flew up. Her body gradually became translucent and luminous before she disappeared. Jake felt his backpack shaking and checked it. He put out the Book of the Vishanti and opened it.

“Another pentagram’s gone,” said Jake.

“That makes five to go,” said Charles.

The RV sped up and drove away from Payson. Ben and Jake slept close to each other during the ride.

“So, how did you two meet each other?” asked Charles.

“Oh, Jake saved me after I tried to help a cat on a tree,” said Ben.

“Wow, talk about falling in love,” said Charles.

“Well, I think... Jake kind of hated me at first,” replied Ben.

Jake scratched his hair. “I wouldn’t have said hate. Maybe annoyance.”

“But Jake’s a great boyfriend with me,” said Ben. “He never locked me up or forced me to do things I did not want to do.”

“That’s… that’s good to know,” replied Charles. “By the way, are you dressed like this because of a hobby or-”

“Oh no. I’m a superhero, so I need to hide my real identity,” replied Ben. “It’s not because Jake’s has a kink for crossdressers, in case you were wondering.”

“Ben!” Jake blushed.

“No, no! Don’t worry Jake. You can like whoever you want as long as it’s safe,” said Charles.

“I know, but I don’t have a thing for crossdressers!” shouted Jake.

Blackheart snickered and Jake elbowed him.

“So, you’re a superhero?” Charles asked Ben.

“Yeah! My superhero name is Bo Peep. But I couldn’t have said so many people without Jake and Blackheart,” replied Ben.

Charles glanced at Blackheart before he looked back at Ben.

“Jake, you’re a superhero now?” asked Charles with a smile.

“No. I just help Ben. All that superhero stuff isn’t for me,” replied Jake with a low voice.

“It’s okay. No matter what you do, I’m proud of you,” said Charles.

Jake smiled and replied, “Thanks, dad.”

“Oh, and Ben.” Charles briefly turned around and said, “Welcome to the family.”

Ben jumped a little and asked, “You mean that... that I’m a part of a family?”

“Well, you’ve been watching over my son all this time. And he looks really happy with you... So yeah, you’re a part of our little family now,” said Charles.

Ben teared up. “I… I never had a real family before.”

Jake hugged Ben while Marjorie glanced at them and smiled a little. Whereas, Blackheart faked a smile and tapped Jake’s back.

“So, where do we go now?” asked Charles.

Jake checked the map on his book. “Somewhere around the Coconino National Forest…” He squinted and read, “The North Pole Experience?”

“Ooh! We’re going to Santa’s Workshop,” said Charles in a cheerful mood.

“We’re going to a strip club?” asked Ben.

Charles gawked at him. “What?”

Ben gazed at Jake and asked, “Isn’t Santa that exotic dancer from the movie I watched with you with the snake vampires?”

“No, no. He’s from that cartoon where the aliens try to fight a red blob going down their chimney,” replied Jake.

“Aah okay! Yeah, I really liked this Santa,” said Ben.

Blackheart said, “We can always go to a strip club anyw-” 

“Let’s get into some Christmas spirit!” shouted Charles as he hit the gas pedal.

Chapter 60: The Card Castle

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Various screens displayed videos on a shiny gray alloy wall. It was just above a dashboard with a small Christmas tree and a card castle. A buff man with a green latex suit and yellow gloves sat on a swivel chair and turned it. He watched the video of a blonde woman singing off-key the American national anthem at a basketball game.

The man laughed and said in German, “Aha! Take that America!” 

“Bob, stop screwin’ around and look over the inmates!” shouted a robotic voice from his chest radio in the same language.

“Aah… Alright…” Bob groaned and monotonous tapped the keyboard in front of him. “Baveedra Six, Baveedra Seven, Gaveedra One…” He furrowed his brows. “Oh, crap. Gaveedra Two needs mice again.”

Bob exhaled and put a metal harness on his face. It tightened on his head and twisted his face into a wide smile. One of the cards folded as he left and the whole castle collapsed. The videos on the screens shifted and showed a lot of different creatures—a ballerina with a lamprey mouth, a four-armed gremlin with red eyes, a gargoyle with a leather harness… 

One of them focused on a petite young man with black hair and a striped pajama inside a transparent cube. He chatted with a jade-green squid plush with stitches. A pale woman with a black bun sauntered down a black hallway toward the cell. She wore a green Hazmat suit and rectangle glasses underneath. 

The young man noticed her and grinned. “Mom!”

“Hello, Six,” sternly replied the woman. “Are you ready for your training?”

“Do I have to? “ He frowned. “I don’t like hurting people.”

“Six.” The woman raised her chin. “Do you remember what I told you?”

“That I should only answer yes to you,” replied the young man with a low voice.

“Good.” She smirked. “Well, Six, are you ready for your training?”

Six glanced down and muttered, “Yes.”

“I didn’t hear,” replied the woman.

“Yes,” said Six with a louder voice.

The woman sneered and typed on a button padlock near the cell. Sponge Boy was written under it. Thin black silhouettes moved against the walls as she did so.

“Grave, wait!” shouted a robotic voice from her chest radio. “There’s an anomaly going on!” 

She knit her brows and asked, “What do you mea-”

Her eyes widened and she gazed around her. Some of the cells around her emptied as their inmates disintegrated into dust. 

Chapter 61: Mangle All The Way

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Snowflakes poured all over the RV like white dust. A forest of cypress trees towered under them, as if they flew the green mane of a titanic beast. Scarlet and emerald lights glowed in the distance. They cast an ethereal aura over the night sky. A rustic village appeared while a music box-like song emulated O Holy Night

A blizzard covered the outskirts of the village with a thick layer of snow. 

“The weather’s weird,” said Charles.

Jake checked his magic book. “A pentagram’s around here. That must be why.”

Charles turned down the volume of the radio, which brought down the RV. He parked the vehicle near some other cars. Then, they stepped out of the vehicle. Ben watched with mesmerized eyes the Christmas illuminations whose garlands coiled all around the trees and the poles like lines of fireflies. Whereas, Blackheart and Marjorie sternly looked at them. 

“Wow, it’s beautiful,” said Ben.

“Isn’t it too early for Christmas?” asked Marjorie.

“Well, they usually start in September, so it’s late actually,” said Jake.

Blackheart hummed, “Do you remember… twenty-first night of Septemb-”

“No more songs, please,” cut off Jake.

“Is it okay if I sing?” asked Ben.

“Um- yeah, of course,” said Jake.

Blackheart rolled his eyes as they walked toward the village. Snowmen between the trees observed them. Their bellies had melted and got frozen. 

“I don’t trust these snowmen,” whispered Ben to Jake.

Jake grabbed a stone and threw it at one of them. It hit its head, which collapsed.

“See, nothing happened,” said Jake.

Ben stood close to Jake and stared at the snowmen. The group arrived in the middle of an array of log cabins. A group of people and a golden retriever with similar faces walked out of one of them. The adults all wore cashmere jackets with fur collar. 

“Careful, we don’t know these people,” muttered Charles.

“Ah, finally another family!” said one of the two men. “I’m Alexander.”

Charles shook his gloved hand and said, “I’m… Carl and this my son.” Charles paused and looked at Jake. “Moody… Woody and- and his boyfriend Bo.”

“I’m Marj… Marge,” said Marjorie.

“And who’s that big fella right here?” Alexander gestured to Blackheart.

“Dick,” replied Jake. “And we’re the Head family.”

Alexander raised an eyebrow. “Head? So…” He looked at Blackheart. “You’re Dick… D-Dick… Dick He-”

“And I got it from Jake,” said Blackheart as he wrapped his arms around Jake and Ben. “We just got married.”

“Married? But where are your rings?” asked a woman with embellished ear muffs..

“Um…” Ben joined his hands. “Dick’s mother choked on a…” He glanced at Blackheart. “She choked on a penis ring and died… We never wear rings to honor her.”

“Even on our penises,” added Blackheart.

Jake and Charles both anxiously smiled and sweat a little.

“Mom! Dad!” shouted a blonde boy who ran out of the cabin. “I lost my gun!”

“Not now Billy, we’re talking. Go ask aunt Alice to help you,” said his mother.

Billy groaned and dragged his feet back into the cabin.

“Oh! I had a gun when I was kid too,” said Ben.

“Eh, what was it? A Nerf gun?” asked Alexander.

“A Smith and Wesson,” replied Ben.

“Wait, what?” Alexander gawked at him.

Jake faked a laugh and said, “Don’t worry. Bo loves to joke around.”

“Are there other people around?” asked Blackheart.

“No. We’re the only families here. Unless you count the staff,” replied Alexander. “Haven’t seen any of those people since the morning though.”

“Yeah, they’re fucked,” muttered Blackheart.

Alexander leaned forward. “Pardon me?”

“You three make a lovely family!” replied Blackheart.

“Maybe we should see where’s the staff?” said Ben.

“Sure, I wanted to ask a refund for the lack of snow anyway,” said Alexander.

A gale blew a pile of snow down the roof, which fell on Blackheart. Ben and Jake helped him getting out while the rest of Alexander’s family arrived. Billy wore a blue winter coat and was joined by a middle-aged man. He had on sunglasses, a green Christmas pullover, and a red scarf.

“This is a friend of the family, Jim Emmet!” shouted the mother. “He is blind !”

“Clara. I’m blind, not deaf,” said Jim.

“Why are you screaming?” asked another woman with a slurred speech, who also wore a pair of sunglasses, and a pastel blue blazer dress with a pearl necktie.

“Is she blind too?” asked Ben.

“No. She’s drunk,” coldly said Alexander.

Alice took a sip of her champagne flute. “Will you please quiet down?” she asked as she puffed the cigarette in her right hand.

“So that’s how Lissa will look like once she gets old,” whispered Blackheart.

Clara handed a white cane to Jim and they all headed toward the staff area. Alice finished her glass while Alexander checked travel destinations on his phone. Marjorie and Blackheart looked with disgust at them. 

“I hope they all die,” quietly said Blackheart to Ben.

“You can’t hope these kinds of things, it’s bad,” said Ben.

“I can’t kill people, I can’t hope they get killed… What am I supposed to do?” asked Blackheart.

“You could wish good things for them,” said Ben.

Blackheart grimaced. “I’d rather die.”

Ben furrowed his brows and told Jake, “He’s just like you when we first met.”

“I was not that sulky,” said Jake before he turned to Charles. “Dad, I wasn’t sulky to the point of being annoying before, right?”

Both Ben and Charles pinched their lips and apprehensively stared at Jake. After this, they arrived in front of a large cabin whose door had been left open. It banged on its own because of the wind. 

“Mom!” shouted Billy. “I saw a snowman holding my gun in the forest!” 

“Billy, we’ll get it later,” said Clara.

“I want my gun now!” yelled Billy with a shrill voice.

Alexander rolled his eyes. “Fine, we’ll get it.” He looked at Charles. “Go see if the staff’s around here while we get my son’s toy.”

“Wait! In horror movies it’s always a bad idea to split up,” said Jake.

“Ah!” Alexander huffed. “I don’t think I have anything to learn from a boy who can’t even decide who to dat-.”

“Nevermind. Go into the woods,” said Jake.

Billy and his parents walked away while the rest of the group went inside the lodge. Disemboweled Santa plushes and dollar bills lied on the floor. The nearby gift shop had been ransacked while blood splattered some parts of the walls. A crimson triple moon composed of two crescents and one circle had been drawn above the fireplace.

“That’s not good,” said Blackheart with wide eyes. 

An ear-piercing scream boomed outside.

“It’s Clara!” shouted Jim.

They all ran outside and stumbled upon Alexander. 

“What’s happening?” he asked. “I was trying to call-”

“HELP ME!” screamed Clara.

They sprinted into the dark forest and waded through the snow. Flames frenetically moved in the distance. Clara grabbed the twisted root of a tree. A chain hook stabbed her left leg and pulled her. Jake outstretched his arms and released a translucent shockwave. The chain dangled and Alexander yanked the hook out of his wife. 

Clara yelped and shouted, “Billy! They took Billy!”

A mob of torches gleamed between the trees. Leaves rustled while branches snapped.

“We have to go now,” urged Marjorie.

They took off while silhouettes holding torches darted at them. A chain hook struck a nearby tree while giggling echoed through the forest. Jake shot a surge of seismic energy at the ground, but the creatures jumped on the branches. Marjorie loaded her gun and shot at them. They dodged her bullets and hopped down. Jake and the others hurried out of the forest. Alice tripped, but Alexander caught her and they ran between the cabins. Jim opened the door of their cabin and they all rushed inside.

Marjorie slammed the door behind them and shouted, “Barricade everything!”

Alexander and Jake moved a table in front of the door. Whereas, Blackheart and Charles pushed a shelf in front of one of the windows. Jim picked a toolbox out of a drawer while Ben used his crook to pull floorboards out of the floor. The two of them nailed the pieces of wood against another window. The dog growled before he crouched near Clara who was resting on a couch.

“We’re dead, we’re dead,” mumbled Alice. “We’re all gonna die.”

“Alice, please! We don’t need your melodrama now,” said Alexander.

Blackheart watched them argue with annoyed eyes. Then, he groaned and stepped into another room. Once there, he threw some carton boxes in front of the back door. A picture of Billy and his family caught his attention. He closed the box and gazed around.

“Hey.” Jake walked in. “We shouldn’t stay on her own.”

Blackheart chuckled. “If that’s the only way to get some one-on-one with you.”

Jake shook his head and snickered. “Don’t get your hopes up.”

“A prince can dream.” Blackheart slumped against the wall. 

Jake sat next to him. “I was wonderin’... What’s your deal with you and that family?”

“A deal? I just don’t like mortals,” said Blackheart.

“You don’t like a lot of people honestly,” replied Jake.

Blackheart smirked and said, “Well, I do like two.”

Jake jerked back a little. “I don’t know what to think of you… Do you just realize how weird all of this is?” asked Jake. “You tried to kill and used to hate me, and now…”

“I had my reason,” said Blackheart as he stared at a painting of a river.

“Because your father wanted to use my powers?” asked Jake.

“More or less.” Blackheart shrugged and sighed. “I guess I should tell you.”

Jake tilted his head. “Tell me what?”

Blackheart looked at him and said, “You and I… We… We’re supposed to get married.”

“What?” Jake knit his brows. “You’re joking, right?”

“Trust me, I wish it was,” replied Blackheart.

“Why? I thought you would be over the moon about this,” said Jake.

Blackheart huffed. “I didn’t even know who you were when my father told me about the wedding… I only knew that you were just another person who crept into my life.”

“Your father wants us to get married? That’s his evil plan?” asked Jake.

“A wedding has a ceremony, you know?” replied Blackheart. “It’s basically selling our souls to each other. My father wants to own you, Ben, and me.”

“So, you hated me because you had to marry me?” asked Jake.

“I guess you… you just ended up being the vessel of my hatred against my whole family,” said Blackheart. “So many kids wonder why they have no family, and me… I wonder why I have one…” Blackheart looked back at the painting. “Family is just a rope wrapped around your neck. Pulling you down into the abyss. A bunch of leeches lying to you and using the excuse of sharing your blood to play with you.” Blackheart lowered his eyes. “It’s always ‘have to’ and ‘must to’. You have to help people because of ethics, you must love your parents because they gave birth to you… I despise all those pathetic reasons…” He gripped his sleeves. “I just want to do whatever I want to people, no matter if any stupid moral is preaching otherwise.” 

“Wow… Ben was right. That does sound like me in the past,” said Jake.

Blackheart chuckled. “Why care about the past or the future? Why care about anything? What if I wanted you and Ben to be my family, no matter what happened? No matter what anyone or anything which is against it.”

“Because not everyone is like you. It’s great honestly that you don’t give a fuck about so many things, but you still did all that messed up stuff,” said Jake. “And you want everyone to act like you did nothing just so we can be a happy couple?”

“But wouldn’t it be great?” asked Blackheart. “The only thing between us is the past… Have you ever thought of what would happen if we pretended nothing happened?”

“Hey!” Ben arrived. “I’ve brought some hot chocolate.” 

He handed two cups to Jake and Blackheart before sitting next to them.

“Thanks, Ben,” softly said Jake.

“Thanks, Babeheart,” said Blackheart.

“Don’t say that thing again,” said Jake.

Blackheart elbowed Jake. “Don’t be jealous, Jackheart. I still love you”

Jake rolled his eyes and laughed a little. 

Ben took a sip of chocolate and said, “I think it’s nice that it’s just the three of us… And we’re not fighting for once.”

“I guess,” replied Jake while he did the same.

Glass shattered and startled the three of them. They headed into the living room. A toy laser gun lied on shards of glass. The wind screeched through a broken window at the back of the room. A red aura flickered outside. Clara pushed herself up and limped toward it. The others joined her before Clara flinched.

Crimson light garlands coiled around two pine trees. They hanged a small figure wearing a cyan beanie and a blue winter coat. Its missing lower body let wires of crimson lightbulbs dangle down. Two lightbulbs stuck out of the child’s empty eyesockets, akin to a snail’s head. 

Clara trembled and screamed. Alexander wrapped his arms around her and led her away. The others watched what remained of Billy’s corpse.

“They… They’ve turned that kid into Christmas lights?” mumbled Charles.

“Look.” Ben pointed at the snow under Billy.

Something had drawn a wheeled pentacle in the snow. Candles, animal bones, and twisted toys covered by a black liquid decorated the symbol.

“It’s a Pagan symbol,” said Blackheart.

“What does that mean?” asked Charles.

“It’s a human sacrifice,” said Marjorie.

The flame of a candle wavered and briefly lit up the depths of the clearing. A cloaked silhouette with thin silvery antlers appeared before it dashed into the forest.

“What was that?” asked Alice.

“It has to be one of the seven souls,” said Jake.

Jim knit his brows. “The seven what?”

“We’re… We’re here to get rid of these things and all that supernatural stuff,” said Jake.

“You want to kill that- that monster who took Billy away from me?” Clara glared at the forest. “I’m coming with you.”

“Clara, you’re not thinking clearly,” said Alexander.

“They will come back. Why waiting for them?” said Clara.

“Let’s pack up then,” said Marjorie. “We have a witch to burn.”

Chapter 62: Ace in The Hole

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Six lied on the white wall bench in his cell and rested his head on a slim pillow. He held his squid plush and delicately moved it around. 

I wonder what the outside world looks like .

“Disappointing,” replied a deep bodiless voice.

If you say so. I’ll be happy as long as I can see it .

“You always lived here?” asked the voice inside his head.

I think… Mom told me that I was created here .

“You too?” asked the voice.

Huh? What do you mean, Mr. Squiggles?

“N-nothing…” stuttered the voice. “Is there something under your pillow?”

Six grinned and put a book out of his pillow. Its title Cinderella glinted in golden letters.

Yes! I borrowed a fairy tale book from the library while nobody was looking! I love it. Do you want me to read i-

“Six? What is that?” yelled a woman.

The young man flinched and hid the book behind him. 

“Mom, I can’t explain, it’s-”

“You stole this!” Grave snatched the book away from him. “Cinderella? Why would read a story for little girls?”

“It’s not a story for little girls, it’s-”

“SIX!” Grave glared at him. “Stop being foolish. Do you want to be a warrior, yes or no?”

Six lost his smile. “I don-” He stared at his mother and trembled. “I…” Ben pinched his lips and looked at the floor. “Yes, Mom…”

“Good. Now get ready. With half of the inmates gone, we’ll have more time for you. Which mean doubling your training sessions,” said Grave. “And you are happy with this, right?”

“Yes, Mom…” repeated Six with a depressed tone.

“Say that again with a smile. Playing the victim will get you nowhere,” said Grave with a disapproving voice.

Ben forced a smile on his face while his eyes glistened a little. “Yes, Mom.”

“Don’t worry, little one, I’ll soon have enough power,” said the bodiless voice.

Ben glanced at his plush while the door of his cell opened. He followed Grave into an elevator before a grid door closed on them.

Chapter 63: The Yule Witch Project

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Marjorie looked at her black pleated habit laying on the bed. She removed her cap and put it next to her habit. She brushed her bald head before she crossed herself. Marjorie put on a dark green hunting jacket and black hiking pants. She wrapped a bandolier around her right shoulder and left hip. After this, Marjorie stepped out of the bedroom.

“Who are you?” asked Blackheart.

“I’m Marjorie,” she coldly told him.

“Oh… Well this bald head is really makes you look younger,” said Blackheart.

Marjorie glared at him before she turned away. Everyone gathered around her and she said, “Alright, this is how it will go. Rule number one, nobody splits up.”

“Why we should listen to an old lady?” asked Alexander.

“Rule number two, don’t waste time on stupid talk,” said Marjorie. “Rule number three, if you think that you have seen something strange, it is not your imagination, tell the others.” She opened the back door. “It’s the morning, so let’s go before another night.”

“Your grandma could’ve been a dominatrix,” whispered Blackheart to Jake.

“Shut the fuck up,” Jake whispered back.

They cautiously walked out of cabin. Ben and Blackheart held their usual weapons while Jake and the others were armed with knives and hammers. Clara glanced at the hanged body in the trees before she looked her son. The mother wept and followed the group. Marjorie took a glimpse at Clara while she led everyone. 

They tracked footsteps in the snow. Wheeled pentacles and triple moons were chiseled on barks while some gutted Santa toys hanged from branches. Progressively, the same trees and bushes seemed to come back, as if they walked in circles. Marjorie noticed that one of the familiar trees now had a serpentine root and thought it was just her mind playing tricks on her. After some minutes, she spotted the serpentine root again.

“We’re going in circles, aren’t we?” asked Marjorie.

“I thought it was the bourbon,” said Alice.

“Let’s look around, maybe there’s a path we have to take,” said Marjorie.

Clara’s dog growled and looked at the shadows surrounding them. Marjorie scanned the area until a voice caught her attention.

“Hey grandma,” called Jake.

“Ah, Jake. It’s you,” nonchalantly said Marjorie.

Jake furrowed his brows. “Is there something wrong? You’re distant.”

“We’re not in a situation to get emotional over,” said Marjorie.

“But you’re always like this,” replied Jake. “It’s as if you don’t want to stay with us.”

She furtively looked at her grandson. “We don’t have the time for family drama.”

“You never have time for family, apparently,” said Jake.

Marjorie flinched and stared at Jake. All of a sudden, a groan boomed. Marjorie gawked behind her. Clara tended to Alexander who winced. His left foot was caught in a bear trap. Sleighbells on the trap pulled wires from the trees. Roped sharp logs swung toward them. Alexander pushed his wife out of the way. The logs struck him and stabbed him in the chest. Alexander spit blood and looked at his wife.

“Alex,” muttered Clara with teary eyes.

“Clara…” Alexander extended a trembling hand to her. “I love you.”

Alexander’s upper body spasmed and fell against the logs impaling him. Clara cried and screamed. Alice dropped her liquor and rushed to hold her sister. Marjorie observed the logs. The same symbols in the forest were carved on them. 

A blizzard started to rage. A wooden building appeared through the snowflakes. The group rushed to it while horned silhouettes danced around them. Giggles resonated as they sped up. 

Marjorie kicked the door open and pulled Jake inside the stable. The others joined them and Marjorie slammed shut the door. Clara was weeping in a corner of the stable while Alice and her dog watched over her.  Marjorie stared at them with wide eyes.

“What do we do now?” asked Charles.

“I don’t know…” Marjorie shivered. “This is… This is not what was supposed to happen.”

“What do you mean?” asked Jake.

Marjorie stood up and stumbled away.

Jake held her. “What’s wrong?” 

“I… I… I can’t tell you,” stuttered Marjorie.

“Why?” asked Jake.

Marjorie shook and eyed him. “I- I know… I know everything.”

“Huh? What does that even mean?” asked Charles.

“I know… I know each of my past, each of my present, and each of my future,” said Marjorie.

Jake looked at her with worried eyes. “Grandma, are you okay?”

“J- Jake… I don’t even know if I’m talking to you sometimes,” said Marjorie.

“She’s crazy,” said Charles.

“Dad! Listen to her,” said Jake.

Marjorie cowered against a wall and muttered, “My mind… I’m sharing my memories with every version of myself… In some universes, I don’t even have children…”

“Is this why you’re distant?” asked Jake.

Marjorie nodded. “Wh- when your mother was born. I already knew she would die.” She cried. “I’ve never said ‘I love you’ to my daughter. I- I could only grieve her…” She shook her head. “If I never met your father… A much horrible future would’ve happened to me… I- I guess that it was selfish of me…” Marjorie closed her eyes. “I thought I could ignore the future. I thought I could control my fear of what would happen… But I couldn’t.”

“What if… what if you tried to change what would happen?” asked Jake.

“I can only choose one of the versions that are allowed to me… And there was no reality where your grandfather and mother survived,” said Marjorie. “If I try to force any forbidden reality… People will come for us and lock us.” She looked to the left. “I’m sorry Charles… I couldn’t handle to grieve anymore…”

Ben caressed Jake’s back while he comforted his grandmother. Meanwhile, Jim’s nostrils flared as he moved his head around.

“It smells weird… It’s like metal or…” Jim flinched. “Blood?” 

A stall on the other side of the place slowly opened. Ripped pieces of a poster for a reindeer ride billowed out of the stall. A black cat crept into the stable with bloody whiskers. It hissed at them while its yellow eyes glowed. Clara’s dog barked and charged at the cat.

“Spot! No!” screamed Clara.

The dog sunk his teeth into the cat and swung it to and fro. Spot then hurled it back into a stall. A golden light flared from said stall. Mewls and hissings distorted. Spot whined and ran back to his owner. One by one, big clawed fingers delicately grabbed a wall of the stall. A huge iron cat head bounced up with its spring neck. It wore a top hat and a monocle. Its maw was twisted into a grin and filled with sharp metal scrapes. It slunk its spring arms and legs out of the stall. Its body was a jester toy box with a crank tail.

“What the fuck is that thing?” asked Jake with an anxious tone.

“It’s the Yule Cat,” said Marjorie.

The cat flung one of its claws at them. Alice yanked Jim out of the way while the others fled. It crushed the entrance doors and the blizzard. Marjorie, Charles, and Clara’s family ran outside while Spot stayed behind to bark at the Yule Cat. 

“We can’t leave the dog!” shouted Ben as he darted to the dog.

“Ben!” Jake ran after him.

“Jake!” Blackheart did the same.

Whereas outside, Marjorie heard their shoutings and turned around.

“Where’s Jake and Ben?” she asked Charles.

 “I thought they were with you,” he said. “We have to find th-”

A chained meat hook whipped between the two of them. Horned shadows surrounded them through the blizzard. One of them lunged at Marjorie, but she shot him down. More troll-like creatures wearing rags charged at them. Charles struck one with a hammer, but a tongue slithered around his legs and pulled him. Marjorie shot the tongue and released him. She gasped for air and madly looked everywhere. There was a threat on every side. Soon, they were overwhelmed by the mob who knocked her out.

Blurry visions of her daughter haunted Marjorie’s mind. She reached her right hand to grab Linda. Her daughter blinked and her eyes turned completely black. Marjorie tried to touch her, but Linda turned into a swarm of black feathers. Marjorie covered herself with her arms as the birds pecked at her. 

A caw woke her up and she opened her eyes. Ravens high in a dead tree observed her. Nailed and roped twigs were caging her. She was carried on a sleigh made of burned Christmas toys. A parade of horned trolls wearing stitched wool and wooden masks of animals and babydolls circled them. They held torches while others played infantry drums and shook bells. Marjorie looked to the front and saw the Yule Cat pulling the sleigh. There was another sleigh behind them, which imprisoned Clara, Alice, and Jim. 

“Where’s-”

“I’m here,” said Charles.

She gawked inside her cage and spotted Charles. “I… I thought they had-”

“I thought it my time had come too,” he said. “I just hope Jake and his friends are safe.”

Marjorie glanced outside. “I hope too…”

“So.” Charles paused and inhaled. “Is this why you’ve never been close to Linda? Because… Because you knew what would happen to her?”

“Yes… I don’t expect you to forgive me… But maybe it can be an answer to some questions you were asking yourself over and over again,” said Marjorie.

Charles bobbed his head. “Thank you… Also, did you see all of this coming?”

“No.” Marjorie pursed her lips. “It’s strange. That’s first time I couldn’t predict anything.”

A luminous sign shone in the middle of the snowy woods and spelled Santa’s Casino as if it was a casino from Las Vegas. Its double doors were pulled open. Gift wrapping sewn to animal skins hanged from the ceiling. Four long tables extended in front of them while chained people crafted weapons on them. At the back of the workshop, a throne made of branches and Christmas ornaments stood between the tables. A tall cloaked figure slouched on the throne.

“Finally, the merchandise is here,” said the figure with a shrill voice.

The figure stood up and removed her cloak which revealed a woman completely made of iron underneath. She wore a metal loincloth and a ruff collar of the same material. Occults symbols were chiseled all over body, especially a triple moon on her forehead, which was the same Marjorie had seen in the staff area. 

“Charles?” hissed the witch. “It’s been a spell or two since the last time I saw you.”

“Do I know you?” asked Charles.

“Oh, right. I was a little more human before.” The witch cackled. “I used to be your girlfriend’s bestie, Jennifer Choke. Ring any bell?”

“Jennifer?” Charles widened his eyes. “You’ve killed Linda!”

Mrs. Choke stepped back and dodged Charles’s left hand. “Aha! Nice try.”

“You.” Marjorie glared at her. “You’ve killed my daughter.”

“Ah! You must be the mother who never showed up at her girl’s birthday.” Mrs. Choke sneered. “As a very generous woman, it’ll be a pleasure to reunite a mother and her daughter,” said Mrs. Choke with a honeyed voice.

“What do you want from us, evil hag?” shouted Marjorie.

“Hag?” Mrs. Choke clutched her chest. “I prefer witch or beautiful heartless monster… But since you’re asking and that I love my voice.” Mrs. Choke sat back on her throne. “Christmas is the best time of the year for business, so I am starting my little enterprise on Yuletide.”

“Which enterprise? This is slavery,” said Charles.

“And I’m making an income out of it, that’s all that matter,” replied Mrs. Choke. “You know, we’re living in material world and I am a material girl.” A fiery triple moon glowed on the wall behind her. “Ooh. The customers are coming.”

Charles raised an eyebrow. “Customers?”

“Yes. I’m keeping the unwanted slaves to work for me. But my main business is selling mortals for… well…” She smiled. “Human sacrifices.” The triple moon spun and progressively turned into a golden portal. “Jóla? Bring the slaves in for Momma.”

The Yule Cat purred to Mrs. Choke and followed her inside the portal. It dragged the sleighs and the cages. Marjorie and Charles wrestled the cell bars, but were soon consumed by the portal. A cacophony boomed and the sleighs stopped.

They were now on a stage floating in the cosmos. Various shadowed colossus observed them, veiled by dark matter— a musclebound reptilian, a red dragon with green eyes, a skeleton dressed like a dandy, a ghoulish stag with multiple eyes…

A giant mistletoe plant levitated in front of them. Its fruits were glowing human heads.

“Kathulos! Missed me?” asked Mrs. Choke.

“You’re just in time,” said Kathulos with an ominous voice.

“Good to know,” replied Mrs. Choke.

Whereas, Marjorie and Charles stared at them.

“You really didn’t have any prediction about this?” asked Charles.

“No! It’s… It’s as if all realities had been changed,” said Marjorie.

Mrs. Choke outstretched her arms and shouted, “Let the bidding begin!”

Chapter 64: The Fall of an Empire

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Six observed the dark hallway from his cell. A man with the same striped pajama was inside the cell in front of him. The man leaned his back against the transparent wall of his cell.

Six knocked on his cell. “Um- hello, sir. Would you like to be friends?”

The man slowly turned around. A metal mask covered his whole face as if he wore an iron maiden helmet. Six smiled and waved to him. The man looked back into his cell. Six pursed his lips and drooped his whole body. He sprawled on his bench and cried as he hugged his plush.

I just want to see the outside world… Even once…

A green glow illuminated the whole hallway. Six wiped his cheeks and sat up. His jaw dropped and he widened his eyes. An emerald will-o-wisp with a butterfly body and eyes on its wings flew in front of him. 

“Are you a fairy?” asked Six.

“More or less,” replied the bodiless voice.

“Mr. Squiggles? Is it you?” asked Ben.

The butterfly blew an emerald gust at a nearby padlock. Electricity burst out of it before Six’s cell opened. 

“Follow me,” said the bodiless voice while the butterfly flew away.

“What about the wraiths?” whispered Six.

The butterfly perched on a padlock from the opposite wall. Numbers glowed on it.

“Type this code,” said the voice.

Six did so and another cell opened. The man with the iron mask limped out of the room and stared at Six. Black silhouettes close to the walls emerged. They had fiery eyes and slim sharp claws. The man with the iron mask charged at them.

“Run!” shouted the voice.

Six’s heartbeat accelerated as he sprinted down the hallway. He ran after the butterfly and they hurried inside an elevator. The butterfly hovered around the A button and Six pressed it. One of the wraiths charged at him. Six recoiled and frenetically pressed the button again. The wraith pounced forward just as the grid door closed. It lacerated the bars while the elevator went down. 

It then slid to the left and reached a hallway blocked by a series of cell bars. The butterfly flew through a door lock. A green flare lit up before the door opened. Soon, a few doors opened and created a path. Red lights veiled the whole area while a distorted siren horn boomed.

“Quick!” urged the voice.

Six ran as fast as he could. More wraiths appeared and leaped at him. Six rolled and sprung over some of them. He arrived at the top of a stairway standing up above nothing but void. A colossal cubic vault with a circular iron door stood in front of him on a platform. Various symbols such as pentagrams and crossed eyes had been drawn on it with blood and chalk. Six jumped down the stairs. A wraith dropped behind him and clawed his back. Six stumbled and tripped on the floor.

“Come closer, I can help you!” said the voice.

Six crawled forward on the bridge while more wraith strode toward him. They grabbed his legs, but Six kicked some of them away. He seized the fence of the platform and pulled himself toward the cube. Another wraith dug its nails inside his left thigh. Six pushed it away and sprung to the end of the bridge.

A green aura emanated out of the giant cube. The wraith mewled and shielded themselves with their long arms. Six stood up and stumbled toward the padlock on the cube. A code glowed on it.

“Six! Don’t do this!” shouted Grave as she arrived.

Six stared at her and trembled as she slowly walked down the stairs.

“C’mon Six, listen to your mother,” said Grave with a honeyed voice.

He glanced at the padlock before he closed his eyes.

“Six, stop this, please,” said Grave.

Six opened his eyes and looked at her to say, “No.”

He pressed a code on the padlock. Grave yelled and the whole place tremored. A shrill creak drummed as the vault opened. An icy mist blew out of the cube. The wraiths stepped in front of Grave. Green tentacles and a myriad of eyes emerged.

“Wraiths, put that thing back inside its cell!” shouted Grave.

The wraiths lunged at the giant squid. Tentacles smacked some wraiths into the void. Its eyes gazed at others and made them levitate before folding their bodies into origami. Grave walked back and gawked with horror at the flying Kraken. 

“Please, spare me!” shouted Grave with a pleading voice. “I won’t tell anyone about your existence.

“I won’t kill you,” replied the Kraken with the voice Six used to hear in his head.

Grave leaned against the fence of the bridge and let out a deep breath.

“He will kill you”, said the Kraken.

Grave flinched. Footsteps resonated behind her. She turned around and saw a man with a broken iron mask. He gripped the mask and removed it, which revealed a face as wrinkled as a wilted flower underneath. Grave shivered and stared with terror at the wilted man.

“Why are you sad?” asked the wilted man with a breathy voice. “I don’t like when people are sad.”

The wilted man lurched toward her while Grave stepped back. A green aura enveloped her legs and froze her. Grave yelped and hit her legs, but they still did not move. The wilted man put his grey hands on both sides of her panicked face.

“Don’t be afraid. I’ll take all these bad emotions away,” said the wilted man.

“Please, please! Don’t!” mumbled Grave as she cried.

The wilted man opened his mouth. A purple smoke floated out Grave and he breathed it. Her face ashened as the wilted man breathed blue, lilac, and crimson wisps of energy out of her. His dirty thumbs dug into her oral commissures and burned them. Grave screamed as her lips and eyelids charred. The wilted man handled her skin like dough and twisted it into a smiling grimace. He let go of her and her lifeless body dropped on the floor. The wilted man chuckled and looked at Six. He waved at the latter and shuffled away. Six stared at Grave’s face. Her hollow eye sockets had been disfigured into two crescent moons while a morbid Cheshire cat grin blemished her mouth.

Chapter 65: A Cosmic Carol

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Ben yelled as he fell with Jake and Blackheart. The three hugged each other before they landed in the snow. 

“Ugh… Everyone’s okay?” asked Jake.

“Much better, now,” said Blackheart, whose crotch was under Jake.

Jake jumped up and grunted. The two helped Ben standing up. Barkings resonated and Spot ran to them. Ben grinned and petted the dog. Raven swooped down from the trees and spun around each other. Soon, a woman materialized out of them.

“Mom?” called Jake.

“Jake, your father and grandmother are in danger, we have to save them,” said Linda.

“But how? And where they even are?” asked Jake.

Bells echoed in the sky. They looked up and saw flying reindeers pulling a sleigh in the sky. 

“Ho ho ho!” carolled a soft deep voice.

“You gotta be shittin’ me,” mumbled Jake.

“Not him,” groaned Blackheart.

The sleigh came down and a jolly man with a white beard and red winter attire stepped out of it. Jake gawked at him while Blackheart looked daggers at him.

“Santa!” shouted Ben as he wrapped his arms around him. “I thought you were a bloodsucking exotic dancer.”

“Hehe. I prefer milk and cookies,” said Santa as he patted Ben’s back. “You’re Ben Cheung, right? You’ve been a very nice boy this year, so here’s a present for you;”

Santa put a book out of his sack and handed it to Ben. 

“Wow! How to Control Your Murderous Urges ? Thank you Santa!” said Ben.

“And you Jake Richter.” Santa squinted. “Yeah. You’ve been a nice boy, too.”

Santa threw a keep case to Jake.

Boom VII: Rod Peter Ghurkin’s Revenge ? Thanks, Santa,” said Jake with a smile.

Blackheart crossed his arms and asked, “Lemme guess, it’s coal for me again?”

“Actually…” Santa dug inside his sack. “You’ve been less naughty this year.”

Santa gave to Blackheart a small present.

“For real?” Blackheart fondled and tore the wrapping as he said, “It must be the Eye of Agamotto or the Chalice of Ruins, or-” He opened it and scowled. “A smiling sticker?

“If you keep it on, you might get three stickers next year,” said Santa.

“Thanks… Santa…” sternly said Blackheart as he put the sticker on his sword.

Linda gestured to Santa and said, “He will help you find your father and grandmother.”

“And remember, Launa has promised to drown less children this year,” said Santa.

Ben and Spot went inside the sleigh while Jake approached his mother.

“Hey, Mom,” said Jake. “How are you?”

“Better, now that I see you’re safe,” said Linda.

Jake and his mother looked at each other and smiled.

“Hey, step-mommy!” shouted Blackheart. “So, I’ve talked to your husband and mother and they both agreed that Jake and I should date each other.”

Jake furrowed his brows. “They’ve never-”

“And I was wondering if you could approve us too, since your support is very important to us,” said Blackheart.

Linda glared at him and turned into a flock of crows.

“I think it’s a yes,” said Blackheart.

Jake rolled his eyes and joined Ben inside the sleigh. They all sat next to Santa and he gently swung the ropes of the sleigh. He pushed a clown-faced button and the back of the sleigh released stardust. The reindeers trotted toward the edge of a cliff before leaping off it. Soon, the stardust levitated around them and made the sleigh fly.

“Oh wow! Do you know the Jovians? They use moonlight to make things fly,” said Ben.

“The Jovians? They’re friends of mine,” replied Santa. “It’s a funny thing how their birthdays are always around Christmas.”

The sleigh flew toward a wooden building named Santa’s Workshop . Trolls darted out of the forest with spears and bows. 

“Could one of you drive the sleigh while I get a present for them?” asked Santa.

“I don’t think that’s-”

Santa interrupted Jake by giving the ropes to Blackheart and stepping into the backseat. Then, he dug his hands inside his sack. Whereas, Ben used his staff to throw purple energy at the trolls while Jake released seismic shockwaves. 

“Found it!” said Santa with a hearty laugh.

He pulled out a red chain gun and aimed it at the trolls.

“WHAT THE FUCK?” yelled Jake.

“Merry Christmas, motherfuckers!” shouted Santa as he turned on the gun.

A rain of candy cane bullets poured on the trolls. They were holed as green blood squished out of them. The sleigh swooped down toward the workshop.

“Rudolph, use your red nose!” shouted Santa.

One of the first reindeers opened his mouth and dropped a grenade. It landed on the ceiling of the workshop and blew it into pieces. 

Santa pointed at a triple moon on one of its wall and said, “Jake, use your anti-magic to open the power this symbol.”

Jake nodded and clenched his fists. He outstretched his arms and produced a translucent surge of energy. It touched the symbol and made it spun into a golden vortex. A harpoon stabbed through the sleigh and impaled Santa’s left leg.

“Santa!” screamed Ben.

“Go, I’ll distract them,” said Santa.

He pulled parachute backpacks out of his sack and gave it to them. They put them on and Ben grabbed the dog. 

“Stay safe, Santa,” said Ben with a worried voice.

Santa winked to him and he jumped down with Jake and Blackheart. They deployed their parachutes and hovered down. Chained people inside the workshop fought the trolls. Jake used his seismic powers to break the chains of some of them, which slowed down the trolls. The three of them looked behind and saw Santa darting his sleigh down at a mob of trolls. 

“Happy New Year, you filthy animals!” shouted Santa just before the sleigh crashed on the trolls and exploded.

Ben froze and gawked at the burning sleigh.

“Don’t worry, he and his reindeers will come back to life,” said Blackheart. “I’ve tried to kill him many times before.”

Jake brushed Ben’s back and comforted him. After this, they used their parachutes to float into the portal. A caterwauling boomed as they were swallowed by a golden spiral.

“So, one thousand units for the blind person!” shouted Mrs. Choke.

Ben, Jake, and Blackheart landed behind her and the whole room went silent.

“Mephisto’s spawn,” whispered one of the cosmic entities.

“The Prince of Blades,” whispered another.

“Mephisto’s son and his two gay lovers,” whispered a titanic reptile.

The entities vanished one by one until only Mrs. Choke and Kathulos were left.

“They have Blackheart on their side!” shouted Mrs. Choke.

“I don’t care about Mephisto, my master don’t fear him,” said Kathulos.

Kathulos’s head flared and spread a blinding aura at them. Soon, everyone dropped on their knees and stared at Kathulos, even Mrs. Choke. Only Ben was still standing up.

“Jake, Blackheart, what’s happening to you?” asked Ben.

“Life is meaningless… Nothing matters,” both said Jake and Blackheart.

Soon, the others simultaneously  repeated the same words. Ben shivered before he shook Jake and Blackheart.

“C’mon, snap out of it!” begged Ben.

“Stop resisting mortal. Accept the futility of life,” said Kathulos with a mesmerizing voice.

Ben shielded himself with his staff. His eyes turned both blue and red. He stomped forward with difficulty, as if Kathulos’s light was pushing him.

“There’s no use of fighting life, stop caring and submit to it,” said Kathulos.

Ben gawked at his friends and the despair on their faces. He knelt and cried. 

“Yes. Accept the lack of sense, accept that nothing is worth it,” said Kathulos.

His vision blurred and his breathing accelerated. Ben felt a glass wall build in front of him, as if he was back inside his cell. 

“Good… Good,” said Kathulos with a smirk. “Do you accept the futility of life?”

Ben gasped for air and clawed at his chest. He wept as he looked again at Jake and Blackheart.

“Do you accept the futility of life?” asked Kathulos.

Ben froze before he turned back to Kathulos. He grit his teeth, stood up, and said, “No.”

He walked forward and his eyes glowed white as star-shaped scars shone around them. 

“Huh? You’re just a mortal, how are you resisting my power?” shouted Kathulos.

“I won’t let anyone control me ever again,” firmly said Ben as he approached. “Not you, not her… NOT ANYBODY!”

Ben raised his staff and hit the floor with it. A pink aura floated around him before it exploded and enveloped the whole area. Kathulos covered itself with its leaves. A laser beam shot out of the staff and collided into a cloud of dark matter. The two materials fused and whirled into a spiral. The spiral grew into another vortex, but a much bigger one. Meanwhile, Jake, Blackheart, and the others snapped out of their trance.

“My head, what happened?” asked Jake.

Ben rushed to help Jake while the pink portal was raging.

Kathulos stared at it and asked, “Wh- what have you done?”

Green tentacles emerged from the pink portal and coiled around Kathulos. A myriad of eyes poked out and gazed at Kathulos.

Ben gawked at the cosmic squid and asked, “Mr. Squiggles?”

“Quoggoth? But my master had imprisoned you!” shouted Kathulos.

“And now I’m freed,” said Quoggoth.

“What’s that thing?” asked Jake.

“I… I think it’s my imaginary friend,” said Ben.

“Your imaginary friend is a giant space squid?” shouted Jake.

“That explains a lot,” said Blackheart.

Kathulos squirmed and wrestled Quoggoth’s tentacles. Quoggoth’s eyes glowed and stared at Kathulos. One of Kathulos’s heads panted and spat white blood. Soon, it sucked its own face before the stem swallowed this head. Slowly, each of Kathulos’s heads sucked themselves in until only the center one was left.

“Pl- please. I- I don’t want to die,” asked Kathulos.

“Silly Kathulos. Begging never worked with our kind,” said Quoggoth.

Kathulos gasped for air as a white substance oozed out of its only remaining mouth. Its other heads progressively moved out of its stem and he puked some of them. Kathulos’s throat was soon stuffed with heads. Kathulos’s neck burst open and Quoggoth released it. Kathulos’s corpse then floated away into the cosmos.

Ben clapped. “You did great, Mr. Squiggles!”

The whole place quaked while the stage crumbled.

“You need to go! This dimension’s starting to fade away!” shouted Quoggoth.

“You’re going nowhere!” said Mrs. Choke as she stood up. “You’re my slaves!”

“You’re wrong, they’re my slaves!” replied Blackheart.

The Yule Cat let go of the sleighs and sprung at them. Quoggoth seized the cat with its tentacles and they fought each other. Jake hit Mrs. Choke with a shockwave while Ben and Blackheart freed the others from the cages. Jake next released anti-magic on her. Occult symbols flashed on Mrs. Choke’s skin and she smiled, unharmed by his powers. Jake flinched before he shot another shockwave at her. Mrs. Choke leaped high up and summoned a pair of knives. She landed behind Jake and swung her blades at him. Jake stepped away, but got cut on the left thigh. He winced and tripped on the floor.

“When you see your mother in the afterlife. Tell her I’ve never liked her,” said Mrs. Choke as she pointed her knives at Jake.

“The feeling’s mutual,” said an ethereal voice.

Mrs. Choke glanced to the left and saw a flock of ravens.

“Linda?” asked Marjorie from her cage.

The ravens darted at Mrs. Choke. She struck them with her knives, but they flew to the side. The birds spun and turned into Linda who now held a pair of black hand fans. Mrs. Choke’s knives collided with Linda’s fans, which sent up sparks. The triple moon on the former’s forehead flashed and golden circles materialized around Jake. Trolls with spears came out of the floor and surrounded Jake.

At the same time, Ben had just freed Marjorie and Charles.

Marjorie glared at the trolls and shouted, “Leave my grandson alone!”

She tore twigs out of her cage and lunged at the trolls. Marjorie stabbed one in the eye with a pointy branch. Ben hit another with his staff and pulled Jake away. Charles punched trolls out of their way while Marjorie fought the rest. 

Mrs. Choke threw a sword at Linda and jumped back. Linda widened her eyes as Mrs. Choke was now close to Jake’s group.

“Jake! Watch out!” shouted Linda.

Mrs. Choke sprinted and thrust her knife forward. Blood splattered everywhere as her blade went through a dark green fabric. Jake froze and stared at his grandmother, who had been stabbed in the chest.

“Mom,” said Linda with a broken voice.

Marjorie took a glimpse at her daughter and smiled. She grimaced as Mrs. Choke twisted the knife in her wound.

“Hm. Not what I wanted, but I’m happy with the result,” gloated Mrs. Choke. “Guess I have a fashion for killing mothers.”

Marjorie spit blood on Mrs. Choke’s face and charged at her. The blade went deeper and impaled her. The latter winced, but kept going.

Marjorie gripped Mrs. Choke’s forehead and chanted, “Sancte Michael Archangele, defende nos in proelio! Princeps militiae caelestis, in virtute Dei, in infernum detrude spiritus malignos!”

Mrs. Choke kicked and hurled Marjorie away. “Your prayers won’t-” She glanced at her right hand and flinched. “Huh?” A red cross had been drawn on her forehead. “Wh- what’s happening?” Her fingers became beige while her whole arm turned into flesh. “What have you done to me?!”

Mrs. Choke trembled as the iron melted off her body. She clawed at the puddle at her while she gradually became mortal. 

“No! No!” shouted Mrs. Choke.

Marjorie smiled and said, “Amen,” before she sprawled on the floor.

Linda and Jake rushed to her. 

“Mom!” cried Linda. “Please, stay with us.”

Marjorie tenderly caressed her daughter’s face and softly said, “My sweet, sweet girl… My biggest regret is that I never… I never gave you the love you deserved.”

“It’s okay, it’s okay. Just stay awake,” said Linda with teary eyes.

“I don’t deserve you, I don’t deserve a family… I’m sorry,” said Marjorie.

“Of course you do. Mom! Please!” cried Linda.

Marjorie took a deep breath and said, “Linda. Don’t make the same mistakes. Spend time with the ones you love, and… and enjoy it.”

“Mom…” said Linda with a low voice.

Marjorie’s eyes closed as she said, “Linda… I… I love you…”

Linda hugged her mother’s body. Soon after, a corner of the stage fissured and fell.

“We have to go before it’s too late!” shouted Charles.

“I can’t leave my Mom behind!” replied Linda.

Charles picked up Marjorie while Jake pulled up his mother. The cosmos around them dissolved as the stage cracked away. They hurried to the portal. Ben took one more glimpse at Quoggoth who winked at him with three of its eyes. Almost went inside the portal while Mrs. Choke was still on all fours. 

“Wait! Wait for me!” yelled Mrs. Choke.

Clara walked in front of her and said, “This is for my family, bitch.”

She raised a twig and stabbed Mrs. Choke in the chest. Alice and Jim pushed Clara away and they walked inside the portal. Mrs. Choke stumbled and held the branch stabbing her. The vortex was flickering and shrinking. Mrs. Choke gasped and lurched forward. She leaped inside the portal as it closed. 

In the workshop, everyone watched as Mrs. Choke appeared and laughed. She tried to move her arms, but they were frozen. The portal whizzed and turned yellow as smoky hues of cyan and pink whirled. Distorted thunderbolts flowed and shocked her. Mrs. Choke screamed as the psychedelic vortex warped her body. Her skin became transparent and showed her insides. The portal siphoned Christmas ornaments from her throne. The crimson tinsel of a garland fused with her intestines while Christmas balls filled her lungs. Mrs. Choke coughed blood as Christmas ornaments replaced her organs. Her heart twisted and pointed on the edges. It soon turned into fake gold and shaped itself into a star. Mrs. Choke’s pupils dilated and she vanished with the portal.

Jake’s backpack shook and he checked it. He put out the Book of the Vishanti and opened it. Another pentagram on the map disappeared. Charles carried away Marjorie’s body while Linda followed him. Jake observed them with sad eyes.

“I’m sorry,” Ben told Jake as he grabbed his hand.

“Thank you”, said Jake with a sweet voice.

The snow stopped falling while the corpses of the trolls melted away. The blizzard ended as a ray of light shone on Marjorie. A gust of wind snuffed a nearby flame and its sparks hovered above Marjorie’s body and spun into a halo. They then flew up into the sky before a cloud veiled the sunlight. 

Chapter 66: Before The Storm

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Six listened to the clatter of the elevator. Screams resonated through the whole facility as he went up. He kept gawking at the top of the elevator, hoping to see more than darkness. His heartbeat accelerated as he still saw darkness. The elevator stopped and Six froze. Light shone through the narrow opening of the compartment. It was not the kind of light he was familiar with. It was not the cold artificial beams of the lamps. It was different.

Six trembled and extended his left hand. His fingers carefully danced through the luminous celestial curtain in front of him. A rasp sounded and the elevator opened. Six cowered in a corner as an ocean of foreign sensations surged at him. There were colors he used to only observe in books and creatures he only read about. He took a deep breath and carefully stepped forward.

He yelped a little as his bare feet touched the grass. He thought it would cut his skin, but it was actually soft and luscious. The sweet earthy scent of blue cornflowers welcomed him. Green and yellow butterflies fluttered in front of him. One of them perched on his hand and Six smiled. Trees, bushes, and all kinds of plants surrounded him. The sunshine made him squint a bit but gave him a warm embrace.

There was no machine, no cold hallways, no empty cells. It felt like freedom.

A pink vortex materialized to his left and startled him. A mass of tentacles and eyes came out, which reassured Six.

“Mr. Squiggles, you’re here!” said Six.

“I’ve released the others, it should distract the guards,” said Quoggoth.

Six looked around and asked, “Is this the outside world?”

“Indeed,” replied Quoggoth with a low voice. “Little one… I have to tell you something.”

“What is it?” asked Six.

“I was locked because of my former master. I… I plan of starting a war against them,” said Quoggoth. “This whole facility, it was built for them and… And by getting rid of it, I’m making some sort of sacrifice to decrease its power.”

“Well, your plan will work,” said Six.

Quoggoth glanced down. “You don’t understand… The sacrifice will only work if I get of everyone… And by everyone, I mean you too.”

Six widened his eyes and lost his smile. “You mean… You mean that you’ll have to kill me?”

“Yes…” Quoggoth paused before it said, “I’m sorry… Little one.”

Six took one more glimpse at the forest. He then smiled and said, “It’s okay.”

Quoggoth flinched. “Huh? Aren’t you scared of dying?”

“Not really,” said Six. “I’m… I’m a bit sad that I can’t see more of the outside world… But thanks to you I could see and even feel it! So thank you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.”

Quoggoth stared at Six who was still smiling with a halo of sunlight above him.

“So… Are you ready?” asked Quoggoth.

“Yes, go ahead,” said Six.

Quoggoth raised one of its tentacles and thrust it forward. It stopped inches away from Six’s face.

“I… I can’t…” stuttered Quoggoth.

“Why? Have I done something wrong?” asked Six.

“No… Quite the opposite…” said Quoggoth. “I… I’ve never met someone who treated me the way you treated me… Nobody… Nobody ever saw as anything else than a monster…”

Six grinned and said, “It’s because you’re my friend.”

“Friend?” repeated Quoggoth.

The two looked at each other for a moment before Quoggoth drooped its tentacles.

“You’re not killing me?” asked Six.

Quoggoth looked away and said, “I… I want to help you.”

“Oh, for real?” asked Six.

“Yes… Tell me, little one. Is there something you would like to change about your past?” asked Quoggoth.

Six crossed his arms and tilted his head. “Well… I think I would love to have a family… And maybe a fairy godmother… And even… A happy childhood.”

“Then, I will grant you these wishes,” said Quoggoth.

“But how?” asked Six.

“Just close your eyes. You will soon forget everything about your past and remember a new one,” said Quoggoth.

Six frowned and asked, “Even you?” 

“Yes… I think it’ll be easier for you to socialize with your kind this way,” said Quoggoth.

“Even if I forget you…” Six teared up a bit. “I’ll still miss you, Mr. Squiggles.”

“I’ll miss you too, Little One,” softly said Quoggoth. “Now close your eyes.”

Six nodded and obeyed. Soon, its senses became confused. He remembered that he had to close his eyes, but he did not remember who told him this. Was it an imaginary friend? His mother told him to stop talking to imaginary people. Who was even Six’s mother? Was it the fairy? The young man then wondered if Six was his name. No, his real name started with a B. His real name was Ben. Ben Cheung.

“Wake up, Little One,” said a voice in his head.

Ben opened his eyes. He rubbed his hair against a bark. He must have fallen asleep against a tree. Redwood and irises grew from the sand around him. Ben noticed a blue sign which had Welcome to California written on it. He did not really remember why, but his fairy godmother has sent him here to be a superhero. A white butterfly flew in front of him and Ben grinned as his eyes turned yellow. He then picked up his staff and followed the insect into a nearby city. Up in the sky, a squid-like form observed him before it vanished behind some clouds.

Chapter 67: Buzzing Around

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Ben was sitting on the edge of a hill and watched the afternoon sun with Quoggoth. The latter floated near Ben and lazily played with the decapitated head of the Yule Cat. 

“So…” Quoggoth glanced to Ben and asked, “Have you been spreading gibbering madness and… eating vegetables?”

“Hm, I’ve only had an apple this morning,” said Ben. “How’s your war doing?”

Quoggoth widened its eyes. “You remember this?”

“I think.” Ben pursed his lips. “When I saw you, memories just started popping up… But I don’t think I’ve ever forgotten you. My memories of you had just… changed.”

“Are you angry at me for- for not being here all this time?” asked Quoggoth.

Ben shook his head. “No. You were busy, so I understand.” Ben swung his legs and smiled a little. “I’m happy to see you again, Mr. Squiggles.”

Quoggoth ruffled Ben’s hair with a tentacle and said, “Me too, Little One.”

Leaves from a bush rustled, which startled them. Quoggoth aimed his tentacles at it. Jake was yanked out of the woods and pulled in the air.

“Mr. Squiggles, stop! He’s my boyfriend!” shouted Ben.

“Oh.” Quoggoth glared at Jake and moved him down. “So, you’re in a relationship with Ben?”

Jake gulped and sheepishly said, “Yes.”

Quoggoth floated right in front of Jake. “I see. I hope you’re being kind to him.” Its eyes glowed as he said, “Because if you’re not, I’ll make you vomit your own intestines and-”

“Mr. Squiggles,” cut off Ben.

Quoggoth looked at Ben and flew back. Jake exhaled while Ben caressed his back. 

“Will you stay with us?” asked Ben.

“I sadly can’t,” said Quoggoth. “I’ve still got a war against my former master.”

Ben frowned. “So you’re leaving again?”

“Don’t worry, I’ll always be here.” Quoggoth pointed one of its tentacles at Ben’s heart. 

Quoggoth hovered up while Ben waved to him.

“Wait!” yelled a husky voice before Blackheart ran toward them. “You’re Quoggoth?”

“That is me,” said Quoggoth.

“Nice, I wanted to ask you something important.” Blackheart took a short breath and said, “See, Jake’s family has already accepted that we get married.”

Jake knit his brows. “They’ve never-”

“And I wondering if you could allow me to marry Ben, since I plan on having various threesomes with these two,” said Blackheart. “So what do you think?”

Quoggoth stared at Blackheart. It then looked up and opened a giant portal above them. It flew through the portal which disappeared. 

“I think it’s a yes,” said Blackheart.

Ben took one more glimpse at the sky before the three of them walked away. 

“I think I’m too tired to walk right now,” said Jake.

“There’s a bench right here, maybe we could sit down here?” said Ben.

“Why is there a bench in the middle of the forest?” asked Jake.

“Oh, I’ve put one here while I was following you two,” said Blackheart.

Jake gawked at Blackheart and said, “Thanks… I guess…”

They sat on the wooden bench whose backrest was carved with a flower pattern. Jake and Ben both yawned as they sprawled on the bench. Jake lazily put his left arm on the backrest and rested his head against it. Ben leaned against Jake and dozed off who hugged him. Meanwhile, Blackheart stood still and watched them.

Jake gestured to Blackheart and said, “You can come here Blackheart. Go ahead.”

Blackheart smiled and lunged at them. He wrapped his arms around the two young men and held them tightly.

“Aah. I wish we were naked right now,” whispered Blackheart. 

“Don’t ruin this,” said Jake.

The three of them napped on the bench. Ben brushed his luscious hair against Jake’s right shoulder while Blackheart rested his head against Ben. The latter struggled to keep his eyes open or closed since a slight headache messed with his senses. A conglomeration of thoughts and worries whizzed in Ben’s mind—Marjorie’s death, the scars of his past, the fear of the future. Yet, Jake’s and Blackheart’s presence soothed him enough, like a warm embrace during a thunderstorm. Ben heard of drugs and wondered if this was how their effects felt like. It was akin to sleeping on a raft on the sea with the waves smacking under you while looking at the sky. 

“Do you guys believe in Heaven?” asked Jake.

Blackheart shrugged. “I know it exists, but never cared about it.”

“I read somewhere that Heaven is just like life on Earth. But with more happiness, less hate, and more freedom,” said Ben.

“Really? I expected some clouds and golden skyscrapers,” said Jake.

“I don’t think Heaven needs magic or gold to be Heaven… I think it just needs to be a peaceful and happy world,” replied Ben.

Blackheart chuckled. “You would need magic to convince everyone to be into peace.”

Ben tilted his head and asked, “Blackheart. Why do people hurt each other?”

“Because it’s both frowned upon and encouraged,” replied Blackheart. “Most forbidden stuff takes effort but being an asshole is easy for a lot of people. When you hurt someone else, you feel powerful for doing something that is considered forbidden even though it was so easy. If you found something that boosted your confidence while also taking no effort, wouldn’t you do it all the time?”

“I don’t feel better after hurting someone,” said Ben.

“And that’s another reason as to why people hurt others,” said Blackheart. “By being different, you put on the table the argument that you don’t have to be an asshole to have power. And a lot of people would hate this argument to spread everywhere, so they just shut down the ones like you.”

“Since when you got a Ph.D. in philosophy?” asked Jake.

Blackheart handwaved. “I’ve just watched people for decades. Most of them are like broken records, repeating the same mistakes made before them.”

“And you’ve never tried to change things?” asked Ben.

“Why? Mortals are terrible creatures and I enjoy watching them tearing each other apart like roaches,” said Blackheart.

Jake furrowed his brows. “It’s easy to call them terrible after you’ve never tried to make them change.”

Blackheart snickered. “People will never change. They will always stay the same old roaches, crawling on the easy path over and over.”

“So you think that we’re roaches?” asked Jake.

“No, of course not. I said that you were different, remember?” replied Blackheart. “I would’ve got rid of you two if you were the same as the others.”

“Thanks?” replied Jake.

“Maybe we should see how’s your dad doing?” asked Ben.

Blackheart rolled his eyes. “Do we?”

“That’s a good idea,” said Jake as he stood up.

Jake helped Ben stand up and they walked away. Blackheart growled and followed them. They headed back into the Christmas village, which now only had a thin layer of artificial snow left. Charles and Linda were starting the car as they arrived.

“Mom, Dad. What are you doing?” asked Jake.

“Hey Jake.” Charles glanced at Linda and said, “Your Mom and I are bringing your grandmother back… to your grandfather’s town.”

“I understand. But what about us?” asked Jake.

“It’ll be safer if you stayed here,” said Linda. “Y- your father and I will handle the rest of the souls.”

Jake jerked back. “Huh? But we could get rid of them faster if we stayed together.”

“And let’s be honest, I, Ben, and Jake have done most of the work,” said Blackheart.

Charles glared at him. “Thanks, Blackheart.”

“You’re welcome,” replied Blackheart.

“Anyway…” Linda looked at Jake and said, “After… After what happened to your grandmother, we can’t risk anything happening to you.”

“And you think that leaving us in the middle of the woods is safe?” asked Jake.

“I’ve meddled with some of the magic markings in the forest. It should create a protection shield around the village,” said Linda.

“So, you’re just leaving us in here like a bunch of kids at home?” replied Jake.

“Yeah, you could at least leave us at a strip club or a porn theater,” said Blackheart.

“Blackheart, not now!” shouted together Linda, Charles, and Jake.

Linda grabbed by the hands and said, “Jake… You saw what happened… All this stuff’s going on, it’s not some adventures from your video games or a comic book. It’s very dangerous.”

“But, Mom, we-”

“We’ll discuss this later.” Linda pecked Jake’s forehead and went inside the RV.

“Watch over my son, okay?” Charles softly told Ben.

Jake’s parents turned on the volume of the radio, which hovered up the vehicle. They waved to their son before flying away.

“Your mom just shat all over your dead grandmother’s last wishes,” said Blackheart.

“And I think they stole my car,” said Ben.

Jake sighed and dug his hands inside his pockets. “I wish things didn’t go like this…”

Ben brushed Jake’s back and said, “I understand… Just know that I don’t think they’re doing this against you. It’s true that we almost died several times.”

“And I guess I was behind a quarter of these times,” said Blackheart.

Jake shook his head and sat on the stairs of a porch. Meanwhile, Clara, Alice, and Jim stuffed luggage inside their motorhome while Spot ran to Ben who petted him.

Clara shuffled toward them and said, “Thank you for helping us get rid of… that witch.” 

“I… I’m sorry for what happened,” said Jake.

Clara closed her eyes and took a deep breath. ”Th- thank you…”

“You’re leaving?” asked Ben.

“Yes… I- I’d rather not stay here,” said Clara.

Blackheart was reading the Book of the Vishanti until he looked at Clara and asked, “Maybe you could give us a ride to Flagstaff?”

Jake jerked back. “Why going here?” 

Blackheart showed the book to Jake and said, “One of the souls is right here.”

“But we were told to stay here,” said Jake.

“No. Your Mom said that she would rather have you stay safe,” replied Blackheart.

“And staying under a force field is safe,” said Jake.

“Eh.” Blackheart shrugged. “Force shields have a lot of side effects.” He showed a page to Jake. “Claws coming out of knuckles, skin turning into metal, strong urge to compliment the person to your right.”

“You totally wrote this,” sternly said Jake.

“Who? Me?” Blackheart jerked back. “That’s impossible. Look, ‘compliment’ was written with a spelling mistake. I would never do that.”

“Yeah, because an antique magic book written by a bunch of all-knowing wizards would have a spelling error,” replied Jake.

Clara tilted her head and asked, “Are you two dating?”

“No, we’re not,” said Jake.

“The three of us are actually together,” said Blackheart as he hugged Jake and Ben.

Jake knit his brows. “We-”

“Are you drivin’ by Flagstaff? Because we’re plannin’ to celebrate our cotton anniversary here,” said Blackheart.

“Oh, I can ask the others if we can make a detour,” said Clara before she headed back to her vehicle.

Jake glared at Blackheart and said, “We’re not going to Flagstaff.”

“Of course that we are. You see us staying in that dingy place more than one day?” asked Blackheart.

“Maybe we could leave a note for Jake’s parents?” said Ben.

“Don’t tell me that you’re agreeing with him?” asked Jake.

“I’m just trying to find a compromise.” Ben held Jake’s hands. “No matter what your decision is, I’ll follow through.”

Jake sighed. “Honestly, I don’t want to stay here… But I’ve told my dad to stop hiding things between us.”

“We’re not hiding anything, they’re just not here to hear us,” said Blackheart. “And even then, they’ve hiding to you their little plan to leave us in a place with not even a single porn magazine around.”

“I don’t know…” Jake glanced away.

“Think about it. If they see that we can deal with one of the souls on our own, they’ll understand that they shouldn’t have underestimated us,” said Blackheart.

Jake breathed deeply. “Fine… But we’re leaving them a note.”

“A note is kinda small though. Maybe I could kill some animals and write a message with their blood?” said Blackheart.

Jake looked at Ben and said, “Ben, you’ll be the one writing the note.”

“Already did it.” Ben put three letters out of his chest pocket. “I’ve found some scenter paper for the notes. Which one do you prefer, strawberry, apple, or pomegranate?”

“No idea, I’m not an expert in scented papers… Maybe pomegranate?” replied Jake.

“Pomegranates are a symbol of death though,” said Ben.

“Huh? Why do you choose them then?” asked Jake with bugged-out eyes.

“Well, they smell great,” said Ben with a grin.

Ben left some notes around and they went inside the wood-brown motorhome. The vehicle was large, yet had small square windows at its top, akin to some lanterns. The moon glinted on the silver horse that was on the radiator cap. Clara started the vehicle and drove it while the others sat on quilted silk seats attached to the walls made of hickory wood. During the drive, Alice was emptying her liquor down the drain while Jake slept and rested his head on Ben’s left shoulder.

The latter observed the view from a square window. Fir trees and pine trees towered between rolling plains and hilly plateaus. A cauldron of bats flew between the trees as green hues glowed over the hay-like soil and the night forest. Cutlery on a table slowly slid as they rode on a highway going up. Somber houses stood on the side hills while road bridges went over them. 

Sirens resonated and an ambulance on the shoulder of the road. A tomato truck, a pickup, and a black car were near it. Sickles and pitchforks impaled the car while the red juice of the tomatoes splattered it. A bodybag was being carried on a stretcher and crushed some grasshoppers.

After this, they arrived in the middle of a street that possessed a Gothic architecture. Then, they stopped in front of a Transylvanian-like building which was the visitor center.

“Here we are, Flagstaff,” said Clara.

“Thanks for the ride,” replied Jake as he left.

Ben petted Spot one more time before he joined Jake and Blackheart outside. The motorhome drove away while the three of them watched their surroundings. Christmas carollers wearing top hats and long black coats sang in Latin on the other side of the road. A nearby clothing store named The Rainbow’s End was blemished by a slash on the sun of its sign. 

“Where do we go now?” asked Jake.

Ben gawked at a flickering lamp post. Locusts perched on it until they whizzed into an alley. 

“I think we should go here,” said Ben.

They followed the locusts and walked in front of a gift shop filled with magic crystals and other talismans. The chimes of the gift shop clinked because of the gales. A rainbow bike rack shone to their left. 

Ben smiled and pointed at the building. “Look, their sign has a cute dog!”

Disco music boomed from the inside of the venue called Java A Go-Go . They joined a line-up in front of the nightclub composed of an array of people of all shapes and sizes. When it was their turn, a muscular woman with a black shirt faced them. She noticed that Ben and Jake were holding hands. 

She then gestured to Blackheart and asked, “Is he with you?” 

“Yes, b-but not in the same way that I am with-” mumbled Jake as he pointed to Ben. “Like… He is with us, but like a couple.”

“Open relationship?” asked the woman.

“What? No!” shouted Jake.

Blackheart wrapped his arms around the two young men and said, “We’re a throuple.”

“Ah okay. Cute.” The woman opened the door of the venue. 

Jake rolled his eyes and they went inside the nightclub. Chandeliers shaped into jellyfish of crystal sparkled above them through a sea of cerulean, magenta, and emerald lights. Dressed people danced with half-naked people covered with UV body paint. Disco balls and a fog machine slightly glinted as they walked through an aurora. Ben admired the place with mesmerized eyes. 

He contemplated a tall man with a crinoline dress and asked, “Who is this?”

Jake squinted. “I… I think it’s a Drag Queen.”

“A Queen? She looks like a princess to me,” said Ben.

“It’s not a Queen in a royal way… A Drag Queen is a guy dressed as a girl I think,” said Jake.

“C’mon Jake, don’t be close-minded. One of my first lovers was a woman who did Drag,” said Blackheart.

Ben frowned. “So… Is Drag like… wearing fancy dresses?” 

Blackheart rubbed his chin and said, “Hm… To be honest, it’s hard to define… I guess it’s like wearing whatever your imagination told you to wear.”

“Wow, that sounds great!” exclaimed Ben.

Suddenly the music stopped and all the lights inside the nightclub turned off. Everyone went silent and froze. 

“What’s happening?” asked Jake.

A beam flashed on an elevated platform and outlined two tall silhouettes.

“Hello, abominations,” said one of them.

Chapter 68: Boys and Ghouls

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“Hello, abominations,” said a stentorian voice.

Two tall and slender figures stood on a stage platform with cardboard gargoyles’ heads. Bolt-shaped neon signs turned on and illuminated the pair. The light glinted on the curved silver blade of their sun crowns. Their white hairs were shaped into bulbous hearts. The cinched waists of their crimson gowns thinned the pair while bateau necklines and lace sleeves made their chests bigger. Almost everyone inside the nightclub gawked at them.

“It’s the Eluria Brothers,” whispered a woman.

“My friend told me that Arsenic once tried to eat Cyanide,” whispered a man on the left.

“We sadly have some unfortunate news,” said Arsenic Eluria.

“Dekah Dunce, the host of Dragonian, will not be able to be with us tonight,” said Cyanide Eluria.

“She just got into a car accident and has left our world,” said Arsenic.

An uproar boomed in the place until the Eluria Brothers outstretched their arms.

“But stay reassured, the show must go on. And we will be the ones hosting it from now on,” said Cyanide.

“The first challenge will happen tomorrow at midnight,” said Arsenic.

“You will have to create your own gown for our Vampire Ball,” said Cyanide.

“Everyone is welcomed to participate. Old soldiers, new blood…” Arsenic glanced at Ben and said, “Even first-timers.”

“Our only rule is to craft your garment yourself. And trust us.” Cyanide showed her claws. “We will know who has disrespected the challenge.”

A fog machine blew smoke in front of the Eluria Brothers and they vanished. Soon after, the stage lights and the music turned back on.

“That was a quick way to brush off someone’s death,” said Jake.

“Eh, that was fine compared to how they do it down there,” said Blackheart.

“These two brothers seem suspicious,” said Ben.

“Oh yes, they probably have killed the previous host,” replied Blackheart.

Jake crossed his arms. “Maybe they have something to do with one of the souls?”

Blackheart smirked. “Wait. You didn’t guess what’s going on already?”

“No. Why? You did?” asked Jake.

“Of course I did.” Blackheart chuckled and elbowed Ben. “Thankfully he is good-looking.”

Jake glared at him and said, “Fuck you.”

“You wish,” said Blackheart as he leaned forward.

The two locked eyes and moved their faces close to each other. Ben watched them as Jake almost snarled like a wolf in front of Blackheart’s serpentine smile. A fuchsia-pink radiance shone on Jake while Blackheart was illumined by an orchid-purple beam. Ben grinned a little as his boyfriend clenched his veiny fists. 

“Maybe we should go into a hotel for more penissary- I mean, privacy,” said Ben.

“Yeah, let’s get some penissary,” replied Blackheart.

Jake growled and stomped away, which made Blackheart chuckle. The three of them headed out of the nightclub while Jake still sulked. They stepped back past the gift shop and Blackheart gestured at a shrunk head.

“Look, Jake. They finally found your missing left ball,” said Blackheart.

“Oh yeah? Well, that’s the state of your powers.” Jake pointed at a corpse inside a costume shop.

The two argued and teased each other while Ben stared at them. His eyes then wandered to a candy store.

“Wow! They got tyrolean bears inside!” shouted Ben as he observed the shelves.

“You want one? We could even buy two with Lissa’s credit card,” said Jake.

“Really? That would be amazing,” replied Ben.

Blackheart snatched the credit card away from Jake and shouted, “Not if I buy them before you!”

Blackheart sprinted inside the store, but Jake lunged at him and climbed on his back. The two wrestled for the credit card in front of the cashier. They ended up buying a whole basket of teddy bears for Ben. Jake carried most of the stuffed toys out of the store while Ben hugged one of them.

“Thanks to you two so much,” said Ben.

“Ugh. That was nothing,” mumbled Jake as he tried to lift the basket.

“Maybe you should let a real man carry it,” said Blackheart.

“Maybe you should shut the fuck up,” replied Jake. “Ben’s my boyfriend, I’m the one doing it.”

Blackheart pulled Ben to him and said, “Wrong. He’s our boyfriend.”

Jake rolled his eyes. “You always have to talk back?”

“Only because you enjoy it,” said Blackheart.

“I’m not a masochist,” said Jake.

Blackheart got on one knee and whispered, “I can be one for you.”

Jake shook his head and snickered a little, which made Blackheart smile. They soon arrived in front of a hotel with a long balcony and a pointed tower covered by Christmas lights. The place had a jazzy New Orleans architecture with its pilasters and double gallery façade. Its interior appeared to be out of the board game Clues. After reserving a room, the trio headed upstairs. Once inside, Ben looked for their bathroom while Blackheart operated the fireplace in the living room.

“Need help?” asked Jake.

“No, but I’d love to,” said Blackheart.

Jake added a layer of logs while Blackheart checked the air vents. Their bodies touched a bit as they did so. 

“I’m sure you’re used to fires,” said Jake.

“Sure, it’s a brazier down there, but not everywhere. Some places are frozen too,” replied Blackheart as he put some newspapers under the kindling wood.

Jake sat down on a wing chair and said, “I was wondering… What are you even supposed to be? Are you like an incubus or a wizard?

“I was made out of all the pain and evil from the human race,” said Blackheart as he smacked coal dust out of his hair. “This skin that you see is not the one I was born with.”

“So, how did you look like when you were born?” asked Jake.

Blackheart struck a matchstick and a flame flashed. “The last person who saw my real form was even more curious than you.” Blackheart smirked and observed the match. “Too bad he couldn’t see any more after that.”

He threw the match against the newspapers. Sparks crept before it ignited the whole fireplace. The flames glimmered against Blackheart’s ocean blue eyes. Jake peered at his pastel pink shirt which was slightly unbuttoned. His tanned chest line decreased and increased as Blackheart breathed. There was no sign or flaw on Blackheart’s body that hinted at his monstrous hidden form. He was perfect, akin to a Greek statue brought to life. The music of the chimes echoed outside. It was similar to Blackheart’s voice, light and powerful. Jake rubbed his thumb against his lips as he scanned Blackheart. The young man’s gaze stopped on his annoying smirk. Two sharp and long fangs caught his attention. They appeared to be chiseled out of porcelain, yet as hard as ivory. It must have been this, the only clue that he was not human.

Blackheart glanced at Jake. The flames colored his blue eyes with amber and crimson hues while inky shadows veiled their contours. Jake’s heart thumped and appeared to sink at the same time. His hands gripped at his armrest and left thigh.

“Tell me, Jake… Do you like my human skin?” asked Blackheart.

“Y-yeah… It’s alright,” said Jake.

“Thanks.” Blackheart knelt in front of Jake so they could be at the same eye level. “Has anyone told you that you’re a beautiful young man?”

“Yes. Just not… like that,” replied Jake.

Blackheart looked down. “Hm. Your shirt is all sweaty and covered in ashes. You should take it off.”

“I’ll do it-”

Blackheart tore open Jake’s shirt and sneered. “There. That’s much better.”

Jake gulped and stood still while Blackheart stripped him of his shirt. The latter’s fingers rubbed against his bare torso as he did so. 

“Jake, have you ever heard of lust?” asked Blackheart.

“L-lust? Isn’t it like a sin related to sex?” replied Jake.

“Easy mistake, but close enough,” said Blackheart as he leaned forward. “Lust is more about pleasures. The pleasure for forbidden things.” His fingers trailed up to Jake’s neck. “For example, Eve biting the apple is a sin of lust.”

“Wouldn’t it be gluttony?” asked Jake.

Blackheart chuckled. “It was not about the apple. It was about the lust of defying the all-knowing authority,” he said as he put down his hands on Jake’s. “Lust would also be you disobeying your parents’ orders.”

“You… You’re the one who told us to go here,” said Jake.

“And it was a good idea, wasn’t it?” replied Blackheart as his face was now close to Jake’s. “Doesn’t it feel good to not listen to your father for once?”

“Blackheart, I-”

“Shh...” hissed Blackheart. “Just close your eyes and enjoy. You won’t be to blame if I’m the one doing everything.”

Blackheart pulled open his shirt and threw it away. The heat of the fireplace warmed their glistening bodies. Their topless chests ground against each other as Blackheart grabbed Jake by the chin. Jake relaxed and sprawled against his seat. Blackheart tilted his head and breathed against Jake’s skin. He pecked Jake’s neck and licked it a little. Blackheart used his right hand to firmly hold Jake’s neck. His thumb fondled his Adam’s apple while Jake moaned. Blackheart exhaled and sunk his fangs into the side of Jake’s neck. His hot tongue tickled Jake’s skin.

“Jake?” asked a silvery voice.

They both stopped and looked at the doorway to their left. Ben stood in front of them with a towel in his hands and water dripping down his hair. 

“Ben.” Jake stood up. “I- I can explain.”

“You…” Ben pursed his lips. “You and Blackheart?”

Jake lowered his head. “I’m… I’m sor-”

Ben hugged him and shouted, “I’m so happy for you two!”

“Wh-what?” stuttered Jake.

Ben pulled away and asked, “You and Blackheart were about to have sex, right?”

“Huh… Not really,” said Jake.

“It was more on the foreplay side,” said Blackheart.

“Oh, that’s still great,” said Ben.

“You’re not angry?” asked Jake.

“No, why?” asked Ben.

Blackheart waved to them. “Maybe we could go back to what we were doing? And Ben could join us if he wants.”

Ben smiled. “Oh, I would love to!”

“Wait, wait.” Jake looked at Blackheart and said, “I need to talk to Ben.”

Blackheart groaned and sprawled on the armchair. “Be quick.”

Jake picked up his shirt and he walked with Ben into the bedroom. He put his shirt back on while they sat on a bed. 

“I… I’m sorry…” said Jake with a low voice.

“Why?” Ben tilted his head. “You’ve done nothing wrong.”

“I did. I- I cheated on you,” said Jake with teary eyes.

“Cheated?” Ben furrowed his brows. “What does this mean?”

“It’s…” Jake paused and breathed deeply. “When you’re dating someone, there’s supposed to be loyalty and faithfulness… And…” Jake shook his head. “I’ve totally messed up that up by doing what I did earlier.”

Ben rubbed Jake’s back. “I think I understand what you mean, but I’m not angry at you. I’m…” Ben beamed. “I’m happy that you’ve found someone who cares about you.”

“But- but… What about Blackheart?” asked Jake.

“Well… You like Blackheart, I like Blackheart and…” Ben held Jake’s hands and said, “And I love you.”

“Even after what I did?” asked Jake.

“Of course. All I want is for you to be happy, and if being close to Blackheart makes you happy, I’m happy too,” said Ben.

Jake smiled and said, “You’re the best person I’ve ever met.”

“You too,” said Ben

The two tenderly hugged each other and kissed.

“I’m sorry,” said Jake again.

“It’s okay… We’re different from other couples, so I guess that cheating is different too,” said Ben.

“I love you,” said Jake.

“I love you too,” replied Ben.

Blackheart knocked on the door left ajar. “Is everything okay?”

“Yeah, it’s fine,” said Ben.

“Um-” Blackheart rubbed the back of his neck. “Just know that it was all my idea. Jake is not really to blame.”

“Don’t worry. I’m happy for you and Jake,” said Ben.

“Oh, good.” Blackheart sat next to them. “So… What are we supposed to do now?”

Jake massaged his head and said, “I think I need a good sleep right now.”

“Is it okay if Blackheart sleeps with us?” asked Ben.

“Huh… Is it alright for you?” asked Jake.

“Yeah.” Ben turned to Blackheart. “And for you, is it-”

Blackheart put down his pants and lied down on his left side with only his leopard-patterned boxers on. 

“Do you prefer to sleep in the middle or to the side?” Ben asked Jake.

“I… I’d rather stay to the side,” said Jake.

“Okay. I can make you some tea to help your headache by the way,” said Ben.

“N- no. I don’t want to bother you,” said Jake. “And… What I really need right now is you next to me.”

Ben grinned and the three of them lied down on the bed. Jake watched Ben sleeping while Blackheart had his right arm wrapped around Ben’s waist. 

“I’m sorry,” whispered Jake.

“It’s okay,” whispered back Ben. “And… even if I think you did nothing wrong. I forgive you,” said Ben as he pulled Jake closer to him.

The two embraced each other and Blackheart soon joined them. 

“I… I’m really happy with you two,” softly said Ben.

The three of them fell asleep next to each other as the night went on.

 

Chapter 69: Tubular Buzz

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Blackheart woke up as the daylight tickled his face. He yawned and brushed his eyes. A smile crossed his lips as he saw Ben sleeping next to him. He tightly held Ben’s lean waist with his left arm and smirked. Blackheart recalled that day in Phoenix when he met Ben for the first time. He knew that the boy was both incredibly crafty and incredibly naive. The most innocent snake he had ever met. Blackheart kissed Ben’s hair before he extended his left hand to Jake. He caressed the toned body of his former rival. Even after all this water under the bridge, Blackheart still felt that fire between them, except that it was now fueled by something else than hatred. Never in his whole life, he would have thought that he would wake up next to such attractive specimens.

Blackheart chuckled to himself and pulled the mattress. He sat up, stretched himself, and headed into the bathroom. Blackheart brushed his teeth and checked his reflection. Soon, the two young men joined him and they got ready together. Much to Blackheart’s pleasure, he was the tallest of the three. Ben was the smallest, which made him even prettier to him. Jake was slightly taller, but Blackheart enjoyed beating him in size. He grabbed Ben as he always did and kissed him on the right cheek.

“Blackheart!” Ben giggled and pulled away.

Jake glanced at them as it happened. Blackheart knew that it made Jake jealous and laughed a little. Once they were done, Ben cooked the breakfast for them as they stayed shirtless.

“Well that’s new, you’re not wearing a shirt today, Ben?” asked Blackheart.

“Oh, I forgot. Should I put one on?” asked Ben.

“No. It’s much better like that”, said Blackheart as he sat at the table near Jake and said, “Good morning, Jake.”

Jake glared at him and coldly replied, “Morning.”

Blackheart sneered and wrapped his right arm around Jake’s sturdy shoulders.

“What’s wrong, lover?” asked Blackheart. “You don’t like that your boyfriend and I are getting closer?

“I’m not jealous at all,” said Jake.

“Too bad.” Blackheart moved his lips next to Jake and whispered, “You’re so sexy when you’re jealous.”

Jake raised an eyebrow. “We just wake up and you’re already horny?”

“Never heard of morning woods?” asked Blackheart.

“Never heard of ‘Stop talkin’ like a porn star from the 90s’?” asked Jake.

“Keep flattering me,” said Blackheart.

Ben arrived and said, ”Breakfast’s ready.”

He served them omelets with frankfurter sausages and glasses of orange juice.

“So…” Blackheart played with his fork and asked, “Is there a reason behind putting sausages on our plates?”

Jake slammed down his knife. “Stop being so horny!”

“Or what? You’re gonna punch me? I would love that,” huskily said Blackheart.

Jake looked at Ben and asked, “Isn’t he being more perverted than before?”

“Really? I thought he was being softer than the usual,” said Ben.

“Well, either way, it’s pissing me off,” said Jake as he ate his meal.

Blackheart brushed Jake’s hair and said, “Maybe you could vent with some knife play?

“Okay, what’s biting him?” asked Jake.

Ben observed Blackheart and furrowed his brows. “Wow. You’re right.” He pointed at Blackheart’s neck. “That’s a strange bee sting right here.”

Jake gawked at Blackheart’s neck. “I don’t think that it’s a bee sting.”

A small sting mark was on the left side of Blackheart’s neck and was surrounded by a blue rash shaped into a pentagram. 

“Did you get stung last night?” asked Ben.

“No, but I dreamed of something going inside me, and it wasn’t a bug,” said Blackheart.

“Yeah, that’s weird. Blackheart would always want to do the fucking, never getting fucked,” said Jake.

Ben nodded and the two of them walked back into the bedroom. They inspected each of its corners until Ben gestured to Jake. They gazed under the bed and found the remains of a dead locust whose whole body was red.

“You think that it bit Blackheart?” asked Ben.

“Yeah… I think I even saw one just like that before,” said Jake.

“Where?” asked Ben.

“San Verde,” said Blackheart.

They turned around and saw Blackheart leaning against the edge of the doorway. He leered at them with his eyes that were now maroon.

“You’re not Blackheart, right?” asked Ben.

Blackheart snickered, “Smart and pretty. Aren’t you the whole package?”

“You’re that insect guy from San Verde?” asked Jake.

“Oh, and Jakie-boy has a brain too, now?” said Blackheart as his voice reverberated with a spectral gruff echo.

“Your name is… Deacon?” asked Ben.

“So you remember me? I’m touched,” said Deacon. “And this time Jake’s mother isn’t around to save you.” 

Jake glared at Deacon and said, “We don’t need my Mom to get rid of you.”

“Ah! The only way to get rid of me is through Blackheart.” Deacon approached them and whispered, “So tell me, my pretties, do you what it takes to kill Blackheart?”

“Leave him alone!” shouted Jake.

Deacon tittered and charged at them. Ben stepped in front of Jake. Deacon used Blackheart’s hefty body to lift Ben by the neck. He then, grabbed by the wrists and twisted his arms.

“Argh!” groaned Jake.

“Jake!” cried Ben.

“Aww, isn’t that cute? Squeaking like a little bunny for your boyfriend,” said Deacon. 

“Deacon, please.” Ben’s eyes turned purple and pink as he grabbed Deacon’s left arm.

Deacon laughed and pulled Ben down. “Your powers work on my vessel, not me.” 

Jake squirmed and shouted, “The fuck you want us?”

“I want you two. I want everything Blackheart has… I want to be him,” said Deacon.

“You’ll never be him,” crossly said Jake. 

“Oh, it’s already starting,” said Deacon as he leaned toward Jake. “I can feel my soul taking all of his memories, traits, and senses.”

“If- if we stop fighting you. Will you stop hurting Jake?” asked Ben.

Deacon looked at Ben and whispered, “Anything for a cute face like yours.”

“Ben? What are you doing?” asked Jake.

Deacon shot daggers at Jake while Ben winked at him.

“Um… D- do you want us to call you Blackheart?” asked Ben.

Deacon smiled at Ben and said, “I would love this.” He let go of the two and they dropped to the ground. “Stay here, I’m coming back.”

He walked out of the room while Ben and Jake breathed heavily.

“Lemme guess… Y- you tricking Deacon into trusting us?” asked Jake.

Ben grinned a little. “How did you guess?”

“Hey, we’re dating each other after all,” said Jake.

They smiled at each other and stood up. After this, Jake checked his backpack.

“Shit! He took the Book of the Vishanti,” said Jake.

“Maybe we could just use these magic glasses to know what to do?” asked Ben.

“You mean… Google?” replied Jake as he dug inside his backpack and put out a crucifix. “At least he didn’t take this.”

“Your grandmother would use it to scare monsters away, I think,” said Ben.

“Pretty much. Now we only need holy water and it should be good,” said Jake.

Ben gestured outside. “There’s this gift shop out there. Maybe they have it.”

“And we could trick Deacon into going here to get some candles,” said Jake.

“Why would he think that we need candles?” asked Ben.

“Huh…” Jake rubbed the back of his neck. “Sometimes… People burn candles and pour the wax on… themselves to…” Jake winced. “To have fun.”

“Oooh.” Ben slowly bobbed his head. “It’s sexual.”

“Yeah, pretty much,” said Jake.

The two young men used Jake’s phone to look up some stuff about possession. After a while, the door of their room opened. Deacon stepped in, much to Ben and Jake’s surprise. The former was wearing a checkered sweater vest over a buttoned high collar shirt while his blonde hair was now slicked back. 

Jake gazed at him and asked, “Why are you dressed like a cult leader with ten wives?”

“Because I’m going on a date,” said Deacon as he handed them two shopping bags.

Jake opened them and put out two children’s costumes. “And why are we supposed to wear those things?”

“Because you’re going on a date with me,” said Deacon.

Jake winced as they stripped and put the costumes on. Ben was dressed as a giant daisy, while Jake was dressed as a giant mushroom.

Deacon pinched their cheeks and said, “Look at you two, so cute in these costumes.”

Jake glared at him while they headed out of the hotel. Citizens would give them a weird look at the two young men and their costumes.

“I never thought I would say this, but I miss Blackheart,” whispered Jake to Ben.

“Me too. He would’ve given us better costumes,” said Ben.

“Now now, what are you two talking about?” asked Deacon.

“We were saying how much we wanted to suck you off,” said Jake.

“Great, continue,” said Deacon.

Jake rolled his eyes and spotted the gift shop nearby.

“Hmm. Blackheart can we go to this gift shop?” asked Jake.

“And why?” asked Deacon.

“The candlewax. It’s sexual,” said Ben.

“Oh ok, let’s go then,” said Deacon.

They entered the Crystal Magic shop which was filled with chimes, dreamcatchers, and other spiritual items. There were two bald customers wearing white lenses, long black vinyl coats, and bejeweled claw rings. 

“Fuck, it’s them,” muttered Deacon.

“You know them?” asked Jake.

“It’s the Eluria Brothers. These two witches have tried to trap me,” said Deacon as he turned around. “Just stay low and pretend that we didn’t see them.

“You want us to act like we didn’t see the Eluria Brothers, Deacon ?” loudly asked Ben.

Deacon shushed Ben and pulled him toward the exit. The glass door closed on its own while the lights inside the store flickered. 

“You really thought we didn’t recognize you, Deacon?” asked Cyanide as she and Arsenic hovered toward Deacon.

Deacon faked a smile and mumbled, “C’mon you two, just-”

“It’s time for you to go back where you come from,” said Arsenic.

The Eluria Brothers extended their left arms and raised Deacon above the ground as he choked. Deacon squirmed around and held his neck.

“Wait, don’t kill him!” shouted Jake. “That’s our…” 

“Your lover,” cut off Cyanide.

“We know,” said Arsenic.

They closed their palms and Deacon dropped unconscious on the ground. Jake and Ben rushed to Blackheart’s body.

“Don’t worry, he’s not dead,” said Cyanide.

“But he’s not free yet,” said Arsenic.

“And how do we free him?” asked Ben.

“There’s only one way to do that,” said a sing-song voice. 

High heels clacked against the floorboards as a tall person strode toward them. She had a neon green Marie Antoinette’s hairdo and wore the amalgam of a skimpy black bodysuit and a red one. 

“Well, well. Isn’t that Darkveil?” asked Arsenic.

“It’s always a displeasure to see you,” said Cyanide.

“Babies, the feeling’s mutual,” said Darkveil. 

“You said that there’s only one way, what is it?” asked Jake.

Darkveil put a fan out of her breasts. “If you want to free him, the only solution is…” She unfolded her fan and said, “An exorcism.”

Chapter 70: The Extermination

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Jake groaned as he carried a shopping bag and picked up Ben’s. The two were now wearing their usual attire and walked in inside the gift shop.

“Hey, Jake?” called Ben.

“Yeah?” asked Jake.

Ben looked down and asked, “You think that the real Blackheart will come back?”

Jake put his hands on Ben’s shoulders. “I’m sure he will.”

Ben smiled at him and Jake smiled back. Suddenly, Darkveil appeared and opened the back door of the gift shop. They followed Darkveil down a circular stairway from the back shop of her store. She used a candlestick to light the narrow path. 

“Do you think everything will go well?” Ben asked her.

“I’ve never failed an exorcism in my whole life, honey. The only time I did it was because they couldn’t pay the other half,” said Darkveil.

They reached the end of the stairway and arrived in front of a quilted red door. Occult symbols were painted on its wall while an array of crystals hung above it. Darkveil took a deep breath, cautiously approached it, and delicately raised her left hand.

She then pounded on the door and screamed, “Open the door, hookers!”

Arsenic opened it. “Argh. Do you have to scream?”

“No, but I wanted to,” softly said Darkveil.

Arsenic rolled her eyes and let them enter. The Eluria Brothers were clad with long white wigs, black silk jackets, and red metallic dresses under them.

“You guys had the time to wear something else?” asked Jake.

“And you had the time to play the errand boy and put your twenty-twenty Abercrombie & Fitch Spring collection clothes on,” replied Cyanide.

“It’s twenty-nineteen actually,” said Ben.

“Thanks, Ben…” sternly said Jake.

“You’re welcome,” replied Ben with a grin.

The Eluria Brothers turned on the light switch. Caged chandeliers illuminated the purple room and its scarlet satin curtains. Chains and leather swings hung above them while oil paintings on the walls portrayed various lascivious scenes. 

“Is that a sex dungeon?” asked Jake.

“It used to be one,” said Darkveil.

“Where’s Blackheart?” asked Ben.

“Right here,” said Arsenic as she pushed a lever.

A part of the back wall spun around. It revealed a chained skeleton, which startled both Ben and Jake.

“Well. Wrong lever,” said Cyanide as she pushed another lever.

Another wall spun around and revealed a half-naked Blackheart chained by the wrists and ankles to a wooden X-shaped body fixation. He wore an opened faux leather vest with tight vinyl shorts and upper arm cuffs. The symbol of two butterfly wings was painted with black paint on his pallid chest. Blackheart’s eyes, including his scleras, were now completely maroons. 

“Hello my two pretties,” said Deacon.

“So, what are we supposed to do?” asked Jake.

“We must exercise the spirit out of the host,” said Darkveil.

“You mean, exorcize?” asked Jake.

“No, exercise,” said Darkveil.

The Eluria Brothers brought a chest filled with music instruments such as a bowl lyre, drums, or a clothed belt of goat hooves. Darkveil handed the belt to Jake.

“I already wore a mushroom costume, I won’t wear this!” shouted Jake.

“You have to,” said Arsenic. “The spirit is sexually aroused by you and your boyfriend.”

“By wearing this musical belt near your cock, you’re producing phallic magic to expel the incubus,” said Cyanide.

“Fine…” Jake groaned and put on the belt.

“What about me?” asked Ben.

“This incubus has homosexual feelings for you two,” said Cyanide.

“So we need a penetrator.” Arsenic gestured to Jake. “And a swallower.” 

“Does that mean that I’m the swallower?” asked Ben.

“Indeed,” said Darkveil. “You will have to sing the heavenly music… You two did buy heavenly music at the record store, right?”

Ben nodded. “Yeah, don’t worry.”

“Alright, then.” Arsenic grabbed a pair of drums.

“Let’s start the exorcism,” said Cyanide.

Darkveil played the lyre while Arsenic smacked the drums. Jake lazily shook his hips, which made the horns on his belt rattle the cloth. Meanwhile, Deacon snarled at them as two bumps protruded out his sweating forehead. 

“Your music’s useless against me, hags!” shouted Deacon as antennas grew out of him.

“It’s working! Ben, sing the heavenly music now,” said Darkveil.

Ben bobbed his head and put a vinyl record out of one of the shopping bags. Meanwhile, Cyanide pointed a crucifix at Deacon.

“Get out of this body and go back into the dark abyss!” shouted Cyanide.

“Your father sucks cocks in a bathhouse!” hissed Deacon.

The Drag Queens and Jake played their instruments with more intensity while Deacon trembled. Ben put the vinyl on a gramophone while the others verbally fought Deacon.  A piece of synthesizer music with some drums played out of the gramophone. 

“There’s a boy I know, he’s the one I dream of!” sang Ben.

Deacon stopped to tremble and tilted hi head. Everyone, including him, stared with bewilderment at Ben.

“Looks into my eyes,” sang Ben. “Takes me to the clouds abov-”

“What is this?” asked Darkveil.

“It’s Whitney Houston,” said Ben.

“But we asked for heavenly music,” said Cyanide.

“It is,” said Ben. “I asked the store if they had heavenly music and they gave me a Whitney Houston’s song.”

“I mean, he’s not wrong… It’s Whitney Houston, after all,” said Arsenic.

Darkveil exhaled. “Alright, whatever.”

The others resumed to playing their instruments while Ben sang. Deacon growled and tremored as long locust legs came out of his thorax. 

“How will I know if he really loves me?” sang Ben.

“Vade retro, evil spirit!” shouted Darkveil.

“I say a prayer with every heartbeat,” sang Ben at the same time.

Cyanide picked a pot out of a shopping bag. She then mixed grease, neem oil, and butter in it. She went back to the shopping bag and jerked back.

“What the fuck is this?” asked Cyanide as she showed a rubber chicken to them.

“You asked for a chicken, here’s one,” said Jake.

“We asked for a living chicken, not one made out of flip flops!” shouted Arsenic.

Jake pursed his lips. “Oh…” 

“Well the good news is that you’re as dumb as your boyfriend,” said Arsenic.

“The bad news is that I’ll have to cook rubber, which tastes like shit,” said Cyanide.

Cyanide used a knife to slice the rubber chicken into the pot. She then poured the full pot into the a blender while the others continued the musical exorcism. Cyanide unlidded the blender and approached Deacon.

“I rebuke you, fiend!” shouted Cyanide as she spilled the blender all over Deacon.

Deacon grunted as the concoction scorched his skin. His veins throbbed as mandibles came out of his cheeks. He breathed deeply and gargled. Deacon then puked a white jet of vomit all over Jake.

“Uuurgh… I hope it’s not what I think it is,” said Jake with an annoyed voice.

Deacon thrashed around and tore a chain out of the wall. It whipped forward and accidentally smacked Darkveil, knocking her out. 

“He’s getting free, we have to stop him!” said Cyanide as she seized a knife.

“Wait, don’t hurt him!” shouted Jake.

Cyanide lunged at Deacon, but he grabbed her by the neck with his left arm. He then threw her against a wall. Deacon smirked and broke free his right arm. He then kicked the shackles out of his ankles.

“Okay asshole, now’s the time to get out of Blackheart,” said Jake.

“Ah! You don’t scare me. I can do everything I want with this body!” shouted Deacon.

Jake outstretched his arms at Deacon and released a shockwave of anti-magic. Deacon winced and held his head. Jake charged at him and put the crucifix around his neck. 

“Ah! Get off me!” shouted Deacon as the crucifix burned his chest.

“He’s weakened, I think you can to your friend now,” said Arsenic to Ben.

Ben clenched his fists and pounced at Deacon. The young man put his hands on Blackheart’s head as Ben’s eyes turned pink.

“Blackheart, listen to me. I know you’re here,” said Ben.

“He’s not here anymore!” Deacon laughed. “There’s only me now!”

“You’re wrong! I know Blackheart, and he would never let a bug like you control him! He’s stronger than that!” shouted Jake.

Deacon froze. “St-strong?”

“Blackheart, is this you?” asked Ben.

Blackheart slowly nodded his head as his eyes turned blue. “B-Ben?… I don’t know what do…” Tears ran down his cheeks. “It feels like… like I’m drowning.”

“Fight him,” sweetly said Ben. “Jake and I know you can do it.”

“Really?” asked Blackheart.

“Yeah!” replied Jake with a slight smile. “We want you back with us.”

Blackheart smiled a little. He then closed his eyes and shivered. 

“G-Get out of my body!” shouted Blackheart.

Blackheart fell on the floor as the insect appendages melted off his body. Ben and Jake watched over him and encouraged him as he groaned. Blackheart grimaced and opened wide his mouth. A cloud of locusts flew out of his mouth and twirled above them. 

Cyanide grabbed a wooden cross and shouted, “Vade Retro, you fiend!”

The locusts mewled as they were set on fire. They spun into a fiery twister, burned and blew up into ashy smithereens.

Jake and Ben carefully put their hands over Blackheart as he woke up.

“Blackheart?” asked Ben with a feeble voice.

“Hey Babeheart,” softly said Blackheart.

Ben grinned and exclaimed, “Blackheart! You’re back!”

He lunged at Blackheart and hugged him. Blackheart tenderly smirked and hugged him back. Jake knelt and brushed Ben’s hair. He then looked at Blackheart and smiled.

“It’s… It’s good to have you back,” said Jake.

Blackheart delicately grabbed Jake’s left hand and stroke it. The three cuddled each other while Darkveil and Cyanide woke up.

“Arf… What happened?” asked Cyanide.

“Shh, don’t interrupt them,” said Arsenic as she gestured to the trio.

Jake stared at Blackheart and Ben. The former rolled his eyes and sighed.

“Oh, fuck it!” shouted Jake as he wrapped his arms around both Ben and Blackheart.

Darkveil and the Eluria Brothers watched them with small smiles.

“I guess we’ll kill each other another day,” said Darkveil.

“Kill?” Ben jerked back and stood up. “Wait, didn’t you guys kill someone?”

“Yeah, that car accident. It was because of you, right?” asked Jake.

“We didn’t to kill Deca Dance,” said Arsenic.

“We just wanted to get her injured,” said Cyanide.

Darkveil glared at them. “Wait, you’ve killed Deca Dance? The bitch owed me twenty bucks!”

The Eluria Brothers hovered above the ground.

“Please, Darkveil,” said Arsenic.

“You can’t beat us,” said Cyanide.

Darkveil put a giant fan out of her breasts as shadows wavered around her. Blackheart, Jake, and Ben exchanged looks and snuck out of the former sex dungeon. They climbed the stairs while thumps and laser beams sounded. 

“So, what do we do now?” asked Blackheart.

“Maybe you could take these things off?” said Jake as he gestured to his outfit.

“Oh, so you want me to see me naked?” asked Blackheart with a smirk.

Jake snickered and shook his head. Whereas, Ben sniffled a little.

“Ben, you’re okay?” asked both Jake and Blackheart.

“Yeah…” He wiped his tears. “I… I just thought the three of us would never be together again… And…” He put his hands over his chest. “I used to think that I would be alone forever… So…” He teared up. “I wanted to thank you two again and again for being here for me. For being here through everything.”

Jake held Ben’s right side while Blackheart held the left one.

“Hey, it’s okay. We will never leave you,” said Jake.

“Yeah…” Blackheart smiled. “It’s a promise.”

The three hugged each other. A droplet of white slime dripped from Jake’s hair.

“Maybe we should take a shower?” said Jake.

They headed back to their hotel room and washed themselves. After this, the three dressed up, except for Blackheart who stayed in golden boxers. They sat on the couch and watched a Christmas movie about knights. The painting of a clown and a cowboy playing cards was on a nearby wall. Ben rested his head on Jake’s right shoulder while Blackheart was to his left. 

“Jake?” called Blackheart.

“Yeah?” asked Jake as he looked at him.

“I…” Blackheart paused and glanced away. He took a deep breath, stared back at Jake and said, “I’m sorry. Sorry for everything I’ve done to you and Ben.”

Jake widened his eyes. He then relaxed and smiled. “Thank you.”

Blackheart’s and Jake’s hands slowly moved closer to each other. They held hands and longingly looked at each other. Ben noticed this and grinned.

Jake quivered a bit and said, “I never thought I would trust anyone… Let alone someone who tried to kill me and my boyfriend.” He tittered and sweetly smirked. “And here I am holding hands with you.”

“I…” Blackheart gawked at Jake and asked, “Does that mean that you trust me?”

“It’s… It’s on the way,” said Jake. “But I’m sure of one thing.”

“Wh-what is it?” asked Blackheart.

Jake smiled and said, “I have feelings for you.”

He moved his hands on Blackheart’s shoulders and leaned forward. Blackheart wrapped his arms around Jake’s waist. The two closed his eyes and neared their faces. Soon, their lips touched and they kissed each other. They caressed each other while Ben watched them with a huge grin and quietly clapped. Jake delicately pulled back as Blackheart brushed his hair.

“Did it really happened?” asked Jake.

“Think so,” said Blackheart.

“Wow,” replied Jake.

Ben stepped in front of the pair and asked, “Could you do it again?”

“Um-” Jake rubbed the back of his neck. “Maybe you should kiss Blackheart, first. If-if you want to, of course.”

“For real?” asked Ben with surprise. “I can kiss him?”

“Yeah,” replied Jake. “I’ve kissed him so yo-”

Ben pounced at Blackheart and passionately french-kissed him. Blackheart flinched as he put his hands all over his chest and made out with him.

“Oh, I’m sorry.” Ben pulled back and blushed. “It’s-it’s just that you’re… And I really wanted to do this.”

“It’s okay, I wanted to do this too,” said Blackheart.

The two stared at each other and smiled.

“Ach. Jake, is it- is it okay if I kiss you now?” asked Ben.

“Um- yeah of course”, replied Jake.

Ben sat near Jake and they tenderly made out with each other. Jake smiled until his phone vibrated. He slowly pulled back and checked his phone.

“Shit,” muttered Jake.

“What’s wrong?” asked Ben.

Jake showed them his phone screen and said, “It’s my parents… They’re coming in one hour…”

Chapter 71: Three Lonely Dogs

Chapter Text

“Well, tell them to meet us at the Midtown Animal Shelter,” said Blackheart.

“Why?” asked Jake.

“Because we’re going here,” said Blackheart. “I’ve checked online and they’re accepting any volunteer to help them take care of the animals.”

Sparkles gleamed in Ben’s eyes as he exclaimed, “Pets? I love pets!”

“Alright… Might as well do something fun before they come here,” said Jake.

“Great, you’ll text them on the way. Let’s not waste any time,” said Blackheart.

Ben grinned and leaped out of the couch. The three of them soon put their backpacks on and hurried out of their room. They paid their stay with one of Lissa’s credit cards and left the hotel. Jake and Blackheart had to keep up with Ben who was almost running to get to the destination. 

“You’re okay, Jake?” asked Ben.

“Yeah… It’s just for my parents…” Jake furrowed his brows. “I’m kinda scared.”

Ben frowned and held Jake’s left hand. Blackheart rubbed Jake’s back as they walked forward. Their faces brightened as they arrived in front of a sage-green building. A sign with fir trees and pets spelled Midtown Animal Shelter .

Ben held firmly Jake’s hand and said, “We’re here.”

Photographs of pets with their owners decorated the white walls. Some of the frames were shaped into classic squares or dog snacks. They were greeted by a stout middle-aged woman with a paw-patterned cap.

“Hey! You’re here to volunteer?” asked the woman.

“Yeah that’s us, hope we’re not too early,” said Blackheart.

“No, don’t worry,” said the woman as she checked a notebook. “You’re three, eh? I think that might be a good match.”

She put down the notebook and guided out of the reception area. They arrived into the dog kennel as Ben beamed and admired the place. Dogs darted against the bars of their cages and softly barked at them. Ben outstretched his arms and petted as many of them as he could. The woman stopped in front of a cage with a butterfly sticker.

“These three stay together all the time,” said the woman as she opened the cage.

A trio of dogs ran out of the cage—a German Shepherd with a scared left ear and different-colored eyes, a pit bull puppy with a cast on his right hind leg, and an Akita Inu with a jade-green collar. The three dogs sprung at Ben, Blackheart, and Jake.

“This is Gavin, Cerbus, and Hachirō,” said the woman. “They need company and to be fed today.”

The three petted the dogs before they filled the water and food bowls. 

“Why are they staying together all the time?” asked Ben.

“Ooh, they… They had a rough time with their past owners,” said the woman.

“Poor boys,” muttered Ben as he stroked Gavin.

Jake glanced down as he did the same thing. After this, they headed to the backyard and played with the dogs. Blackheart and Jake watched over Cerbus and Hachirō wrestled each other in a game of tug of war. Meanwhile, Ben tossed a frisbee for Gavin to fetch. The three dogs smiled from ear to ear and let out heartful barks as they played. 

“Hey, Jake. D- do you want to talk about your parents?” asked Ben.

“Huh- yeah, I guess…” Jake breathed deeply. “It’s just that I’m scared of what’s gonna happen… I’m scared of how we will deal with this.” He dug his hands inside his pockets. “This thing between us three has just started and… What if we wouldn’t be able to spend time as we used to together?”

Ben scowled and replied, “M-maybe we could find a solution?”

“What if we couldn’t? They’re my parents y’know… Even if they don’t agree with what I do, I still… I don’t wanna lose them again and…” He sat down. “I don’t want to choose.”

“I guess they won’t be happy to learn about you and me? Won’t they?” asked Blackheart as he sat next to Jake.

“Exactly…” Jake sighed. “I just wish things were different…”

“Honestly, I’m not used to things being like this. So I’m not sure of what to tell you,” said Blackheart.

Ben sat down and softly said, “Just know that no matter what happens, Blackheart and I will be here for you. Even if it’s for one minute or one second.”

Jake smiled a little and replied, “Thank you.”

The two young men held hands while Blackheart watched the dogs playing.

Blackheart chuckled and said, “Me playing with dogs and sitting like an old man next to the two humans… I never thought something like that would ever happen.”

Ben gazed at the sky and said, “Before, I also thought I… I would never find people to help me be free of all the bad things in my life.”  

Jake looked at his two boyfriends and said, “And I… I never thought I would meet people like you two.” He smiled even more. “I thought I would always be lonely.”

“Guess life isn’t as predictable as we thought,” said Blackheart.

“Maybe…” replied Jake.

“Um- I thought about something.” Ben blushed. “Maybe all three of us could make a promise to always be here for each other?”

“That’s a great idea,” said Jake.

“I’m not against it,” said Blackheart.

The three of them joined their hands together while clouds dissipated in the sky.

“We promise to always be here for each other,” said the trio in sync.

As soon as they said this, the three dogs jumped on the trio and licked them up. Jake, Ben, and Blackheart laughed and tenderly looked at each other. They played with the dogs again until it was time for the dogs to sleep. Ben and Jake held hands as they left while Blackheart rubbed Jake’s back. 

They headed to the reception area and spotted two silhouettes through the glass entrance. Jake gulped as they walked forward.

“We’re with you, no matter what,” softly said Ben.

Jake nodded and the three of them stepped out of the shelter. His parents were standing outside. His father was wearing a red flannel shirt while his mother wore a black shirt and white jeans. Both of them had a scowl on their faces. Jake gritted his teeth as his heart pounded against his chest.

“Hey,” feebly said Jake as he waved to his parents.

“Hey?” Charles raised an eyebrow. “Is that all you have to say?”

Jake pursed his lips and said, “And you could have at least told me that you were planning on leaving us behind.”

“Jake, we did it because we were worried for you,” said Linda.

“You don’t understand…” Jake exhaled. “I wanted you to at least tell me instead of hiding things from me… Dad and I told each other that we would stop doing that…”

“I’m sorry Jake…” said Charles with a low voice. “I promise that next time-”

“You keep making promises and never hold on to them!” shouted Jake. 

Ben and Blackheart softly touched Jake to cool him down.

“Wait, what’s going on between you three?” asked Charles.

Jake apprehensively looked at Ben and Blackheart. He breathed deeply and said, “Ben, Blackheart and I, we’re…” He breathed again and said, “We’re dating.”

Charles flinched. “What?... Yo-you’re kidding, right?”

“No, I’m not,” replied Jake.

Jake and his parents stared at each other in complete silence.

Blackheart outstretched his arms and shouted, “Happy Hanukkah!”

“Get away from my son!” shouted Charles.

“I’m not sixteen anymore, you don’t get to tell what to do,” said Jake.

“Jake, do you know how many people he has killed?” asked Linda.

“It’s because of him and his siblings that I had to hide so many things from you!” shouted Charles. “Ben, you were supposed to watch over my son!”

Blackheart stepped in front of Ben and said, “Hey, leave him out of this.”

“Don’t you dare talking to me!” shouted Charles.

Everyone but Ben shouted at each other. The latter watched them fight with a frown. Suddenly, a whizzing resonated and the ground tremored. Fumes came out of a nearby crash site. They eyed it and sprinted to the site. The smokes dissipated and revealed a small figure. An injured teenage boy with black hair was lying next to a golden helmet.

“Sam!” shouted Jake.

Jake jumped down and rushed to Sam. His family soon joined him as he held Sam up.

“Sam! Sam! What happened?” asked Jake.

“M-my dad…” muttered Sam. “They took him and I… I tried to stop them...” He trembled and tried to stand up. “I need to- argh!”

“We need to get him to the hospital,” said Charles.

“No!” shouted Sam. “I have to save my dad!”

“Where is he?” asked Ben.

Sam groaned and replied, “H-Holbrook.”

“I… I think this is where one of the seven souls is,” said Linda.

“Okay.” Charles grabbed his phone. “We’ll deal with this first and talk later.”

“Lemme come with you,” said Sam with a tired voice.

“We can’t, you should go to the hospital,” said Jake.

Sam shook his head. “I have to see my dad…Even if… Even if it’s for the last time.”

“Maybe I could patch him up?” said Ben.

“You’re sure that you wanna come with us?” asked Jake.

Sam slowly nodded and forced himself up on his feet. Jake and Charles helped him walk out of the crash site.

“I… I need my helmet,” said Sam.

Ben picked it up and they headed toward the RV parked near the animal shelter. Charles and Linda were at the front while Ben, Jake, and Blackheart—to a certain degree— watched over Sam who was sleeping at the back of the vehicle. 

Ben checked on Sam and said, “He’s fine. He’ll just need to get some rest.”

“How do you know, you didn’t check his chest,” said Charles as turned on the engine.

“But I don’t want to remove his clothes. That’s weird ,” said Ben.

“I’ll do it,” said Linda.

She turned into a flock of crows and teleported to the back of the RV as it hovered up.

Linda then checked under Sam’s shirt and said, “Okay. He just needs some rest.”

Ben grinned. “Oh, I was right!”

The RV flew into the sky and left Flagstaff while Charles tried to maneuver between the clouds. Linda teleported back on the passenger’s seat while Ben nursed Sam. Ben grabbed a bottle of water out of his backpack, soaked a towel with it, and put it on Sam’s forehead. The latter groaned and squirmed a bit.

“Sam? How you’re doing?” asked Jake.

“F-Fine,” replied Sam with a weak voice.

“How did you even know where to find us?” asked Blackheart.

“I… I used my helmet,” said Sam.

Blackheart looked at the golden helmet near Ben and said, “Oh this. Yeah, I think I got one for Christmas when I was five.”

“Is it like a magic helmet?” asked Ben.

“Not really,” replied Blackheart. “But hey, everything’s a little magic.”

“I wouldn’t be surprised if you had used black magic on my son,” said Charles.

“I’m sorry, step-daddy, but the only thing I plan to use on your son is D-magic,” said Blackheart.

Charles looked daggers at Blackheart and said, “Why you little-”

“Dad, watch out!” shouted Jake.

Six teenage girls with sparkly puffy dresses and butterfly wings flew in front of them. Charles gasped and swerved away to the right. A quartet of young witches darted toward them with their broomsticks. Charles dodged them and observed them with the rear-view mirror.

Charles tilted his head and asked, “Is it my eyes or-”

“They looked strange,” said Ben. “As if they were out of a-”

“Cartoon,” said Jake with wide eyes.

Clouds spread away and revealed giant yellow letters in the sky spelling The Cartoons . Charles jumped a little and drove through the first O . A black nimbus filled with green jelly hovered in front of them. Charles gasped and tried to brake, but crashed into it. A piece of funk-rock played as the RV went through it. 

“What’s happening?” asked Linda.

“Look out!” shouted Jake

An orange steampunk airship darted toward them. A green pterosaur flew out of the airship and flew toward them.

“I’m tired of these fucking dinosaurs!” shouted Charles as he veered down.

The colossal painting of a pirate with a parrot floated in front of them and shouted, “Are ya ready, kids?”

“No!” shouted Charles.

Charles charged into the painting and holed it. He then zigzagged the RV between icy mountains and grassy hills. Charles avoided a lighthouse on one of the mountains before he parked on the roof of a donut shop with a large donut sign. 

“You could’ve parked on a street,” said Linda.

“Linda. We almost died,” said Charles.

“Homer, that’s not a real donut,” said a raspy woman’s voice.

“Doh!” exclaimed a gruff voice.

Everyone inside the car shared a look and Jake asked, “Is it who I think it is?”

They stepped out of the vehicle and widened their eyes. A fat bald man with a white shirt and blue pants was spitting out scrapes of the fake donut he had tried to eat. A woman with a tall grey beehive hairdo and a thin blue streak tapped the man’s back to help him spit. Both of them had yellow skin and four fingers.

Charles gawked at them and muttered, “You gotta kiddin’ me.”

“Ah!” screamed Homer. “Monsters!”

“Homer, don’t scream like that. They could be monsters with sensitive ears,” said the woman before she gently waved to them. “Hello, I’m Marge and this is my husband, Homer.

“Hi! I’m Ben, and these are my boyfriends, Jake and Blackheart, and also Jake’s parents,” said Ben.

“Huh?” Homer furrowed his brows. “No wife, no kid, and two wedding cakes? That must be heaven on earth!”

“Homer!” shouted Marge. “I’m sorry. Homer’s kind of clumsy, but he has a big heart. Also, have you seen our kids? They must be around your age by now. The boy has spiky rectangular hair and the girls have starfish hairs.”

“And they respectively wear caps which are blue, red, and green,” said Homer.

“Homer, that’s Donald’s nephews,” said Marge.

“I’m sorry, but we haven’t seen our kids,” said Linda.

“Maybe they got taken by the same people who took our friend’s father,” said Ben.

Marge gasped. “You mean that someone has been abducting family members?”

“It has to be Flanders! I always knew his shop for left-handed people was to hide his shady business,” said Homer.

“Homer, Ned Flanders’s dead,” said Marge. “You’ve put flowers on his grave yesterday.”

“Oh, that’s right.” Homer frowned. “I miss him…”

“Maybe you could come with us?” asked Ben.

Jake pulled Ben aside and whispered, “Ben, these are the Simpsons. They’re weird people who only attract disasters.”

“Maybe, but they seem like good parents,” said Ben. “I trust them.”

“Yeah, but-”

Tremors cut off Jake as he held Ben close to him. They increased as an eight meter tall colossus walked toward them. A pale-green insect-like lizard strode toward them. It wore a black and brown armored suit while its beard of lizard tails dangled against it.

It glared at them and shouted, “Blackheart! You coward!” 

“Abominite?” asked Blackheart.

“You’ve abandoned us!” shouted Abominite. “I’ll kill you for that!”

Abominite raised its left clawed hands and brought it down on the roof. Blackheart pulled Jake and Ben out of the way. The claws crushed the donut sign. 

“Get Sam!” shouted Linda before she turned into a murder of crows and darted at Abominite.

The latter swung its claws at the crows. Jake outstretched his arms and released seismic waves at the ground. Fissures cracked Abominite and overbalanced him. Charles and Blackheart carried Sam out of the RV.

“Here!” shouted Ben as he pointed at a fire escape from the opposite building.

“Women and children last!” shouted Homer as he jumped down.

Homer fell into a garbage bin. 

Ben sprung on the opposite building and gripped the railing of the fire escape. Jake did the same and Ben grabbed his left hand. Abominite stumbled against the building and overbalanced Charles, Blackheart, and Marge. 

“Marge, jump! I’ll get you!” 

Marge dropped from the donut store. She fell on Homer’s back and crushed him. Blackheart and Charles—who was carrying Sam— also fell on him.

“Oh, Homie, you’ve saved us,” said Marge.

Thanks Marge …” said Homer as he tried to breathe.

Marge and Ben helped Homer getting on his feet. A huge armored feet stepped on the end of the shop alley. 

“You won’t escape me!” shouted Abominite.

The murder of crows pecked at its eyes, but Abominite puked slime at them. Abominite bent forward and opened its clawed hands. 

Blackheart walked at the front and said, “Take me and leave them alone!” 

“So they’re your new pets?” asked Abominite as he glared at Jake and Ben. “I’ll make you watch me kill them!”

Abominite joined his fists together into a ball and raised them above the alley. A series of three conjoined bodies pushed him away. 

“Centipor?” asked Blackheart.

“Master, go!” shouted Centipor.

Centipor used its series of arms to seize Abominite and pin the giant lizard down. Jake, his family, and the Simpsons ran out of the alley. Abominite budged Centipor away and snarled. 

Ben grabbed his crook and shouted, “Magical Splash Fear!” 

He hit the ground with his crook, which released a heart-shaped explosion of pink energy filled with rainbow and smiling symbols. Ribbons of glittery light enveloped Ben and transformed his clothes into his Bo Peep’s attire.

“What’s happening to Ben?” asked Jake.

“Oh, just a flashy magical girl transformation sequence,” said Blackheart

Abominite shielded itself with its arms, blinded by the light. Ben and his friends took this opportunity to run away. Then, they hid behind a house made of flintstones.

“It’s safe,” said Linda as she appeared next to them.

“Aah!” screamed Homer while everyone else was startled too.

“Jeez, Mom, don’t pop up on people like that,” said Jake.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to,” said Linda.

“So, you people have superpowers?” asked Marge.

“Yes, except Charles,” said Blackheart. “He has nothing special about him.”

Charles glared at Blackheart and said, “You got no superpower either.”

Blackheart smirked and said, “Your son’s lips would disagree with that.”

Charles lunged at Blackheart. Linda stopped her husband, while Jake stepped in front of Blackheart. Ben tried to calm them down while Homer watched them and ate a bag of salted peanuts. 

“Wait! Wait!” Marge checked her phone and said, “Lisa just texted me.” She read on her phone, “They’re locked at a funhouse.”

“A funhouse? Where is it?” asked Jake.

His backpack shook and Sam’s golden helmet floated out of it. The helmet fell on Jake’s hands and its pointy top aimed to the north.

“Wow. So this is how Sam found us,” said Ben.

They followed the path led by Sam’s helmet through the empty streets.

“Congratulations for your son,” Marge told Linda as they walked. “I’m proud of my children no matter what, but they do struggle in relationships.”

“Thank you.” Linda huffed and said, “I’ve got nothing to be proud of, personally. I… I wasn’t even here for my son.”

“Oh, I’m sorry,” said Marge. “I’m sure you had a good reason though. You seem like you have a lot of love for your son.”

“I do, but it’s just…” Linda slowly shrugged. “How am I supposed to connect to him after all those years splitting us apart?”

Marge rubbed her chin. “It does sound like a hassle.” She looked at Linda and said, “But I think that listening to them is already a huge step. I… I don’t understand a lot of things about my kids, but I still try to be someone who can hear them talk about whatever hype stuff young people talk about.” She smiled a little. “Our kids are a wonderful gift. Sometimes they can even teach us more than we’ll ever teach them, you know.”

Linda smiled and said, “You’re right.” 

“Shh,” hushed Charles. “The funhouse’s here.”

Chapter 72: Who Abandoned Roger Rabbit?

Chapter Text

A building designed as a giant strawberry stood in front of them. Its white door with golden edges was guarded by a boogle of weasels dressed as ragged mafiosos. The weasels held pipes and baseball bats.

“Okay, so here’s the plan,” said Charles. “We lie low and-”

“Give me my kids!” shouted Homer as he charged at the weasels.

The weasels snarled and circled him. They struck Homer, but he punched them back. Homer wrapped his hands around the neck of one of the weasels and strangled it. He then lifted the weasel and hit the others with its body. 

“Well, that’s one way of doing it,” said Charles with bugged-out eyes.

They joined Homer and helped him beat up the weasels. After the fight, Marge kissed Homer’s bruised face while Ben patched him up.

“How did Homer take so many hits?” asked Jake.

“Oh, he has a great resilience,” said Marge. “And he could snatch the moon for our kids.”

“Marge, did we save Abraham Lincoln yet?” asked Homer as he confusingly bobbed his head around.

“Yes, we did, honey,” said Marge as she hugged Homer.

“Um- I’m sorry for asking. But could you two watch over Sam?” asked Linda.

“But what about our kids?” asked Marge.

“We’ll save them. I promise,” said Linda. 

Marge looked at Homer and said, “Well, I guess Homer do need to rest a bit.” She sighed. “We’ll wait for you inside the supermarket on the other side of the street.”

“Thank you,” softly said Linda.

Charles handed Sam to Marge. She encouraged them one more time as they went inside the funhouse. Colorful walls and floors faced them as they entered. Charles gestured to everyone to get down. They knelt and edged around a pink railing.

“Linda and I take the right, you the left,” whispered Charles.

Jake nodded and they split up across the railing of the entrance hall.

Ben noticed that Jake was frowning and asked him, “You’re okay?” 

“Yeah,” muttered Jake. “Well, not really actually… It’s about my dad and Blackheart.”

“Um… They seem to be working together now,” said Ben.

Jake snickered. “I mean, not by choice.”

“Don’t worry, Jake,” said Blackheart as he grabbed Jake’s right hand. “I’m a very likable person, y’know? I’m sure your dad will come around.”

“Thanks for making me laugh,” said Jake before he kissed Blackheart and Ben.

On the other side of the railing, Linda and Charles were chatting.

“What’s going on with Jake?” asked Charles. “That Blackheart has to have cast a spell on him or something.”

“Why did you let them together then?” asked Linda.

“Because, what if he really fell for that guy? I can’t separate them,” said Charles.

Linda knit her brows and said, “Maybe I should also be more supportive of Jake. I… I just feel like I’ve been a horrible mother to him.”

“You’re not a bad mother, Linda,” Charles told her as he grabbed her right hand. “You’re trying and this is already great.”

“Thank you,” replied Linda with a smile.

Charles smiled back at her before they reached the end of the railing and reunited with Jake, Ben, and Blackheart.

“Well, nothing yet,” said Charles.

“They must be further inside the funhouse,” said Jake. “Maybe even waiting for us.”

“That’s… That’s a good point, Jake,” said Linda.

“Thanks, Mom,” sweetly replied Jake. “Spending time with Ben has a lot of perks.”

Ben smiled to Jake as they stepped on a chocolate-brown checkered floor. Charles slowly opened a mosaic door made of liquorice. A series of clicks sounded and the tiles under them opened. Jake stared at Ben and Blackheart. They tried to grab each other, but fell into the holed floor. 

Blackheart slid down a neon-green toboggan. He then landed on fake grass and stood up. He was alone inside a narrow hallway with a mushroom village painted on its walls.

“Great, now who am I gonna make fun of?” asked Blackheart with an annoyed tone.

“Hello, brother,” said a feminine voice.

Blackheart turned around and saw Jezebel behind him. “Oh… That’s it? No cartoon popping up show or anything?”

“I had a whole Looney Tunes spoof planned, but then Dad said it was just to see you. So I put zero effort in,” said Jezebel.

“Ah, because you were putting efforts before?” asked Blackheart.

Jezebel shot daggers at him and said, “Dad may be thinking you’re on our side, but I know you’re tricking us… Anyway. Now’s your chance to get rid of Jake’s father.”

Blackheart gawked at her. “What? Why now?”

“Because now that you’ve gained Ben and Jake’s trust, they won’t suspect you if anything happens to the father,” said Jezebel.

“But why me?” asked Blackheart.

Jezebel smirked. “Because I’ve convinced Dad to test you… So he can see how much of a fraud you are.” She walked away and said, “For some reason, you’re still his favorite. So, what do you want? Staying a pathetic powerless mortal or…Living with everything that you want?”

Blackheart glanced down and muttered, “Could I do this to Jake and Ben?”

On the other side of the funhouse, Ben helped Charles stand up after they had also slid down toboggans. They were inside a room with vials, tools, and a bunch of complex machines.

“Are you okay?” asked Ben.

“Yeah, thanks,” quickly replied Charles.

Ben scanned the area. There was a little bald boy wearing a yellow shirt inside a cage. 

“Get me out! Get me out!” cried the boy.

“Shh, we’ll get you out. Just try to be quiet,” said Charles.

“GET ME OUT!” cried the boy louder. “GET ME O-”

A gunshot banged and the boy’s head blew up into pixels. Charles jumped back and Ben pulled him behind a lab countertop. Flasks on the countertop shattered as bullets flew above them. Ben breathed quickly and pointed at a machine in front of them. Its stainless steel reflected the sight of a bunny man wearing a hunter outfit. He reloaded his shotgun and cocked it.

“Him again…” whispered Ben. “Go. I’ll distract him.”

“No, we stay together. That’s what Jake would want,” whispered Charles.

“What are we going to do then?” asked Ben.

Charles noticed a power box to the right. He crawled across the countertop and handled its wires.

“Ben, can you memorize the path to the exit?” asked Charles.

“Think so,” said Ben.

“Good, ‘cause it’s about to go dark,” said Charles.

The lights inside the lab turned off. Gunshots flashed as Ben guided Charles through the laboratory. They ducked under the bullets and arrived in front of a bridge. The bridge was circled by a circular hallway of spinning strobe lights. 

“You think you could sabotage this hallway?” asked Ben.

“Yeah, probably,” said Charles.

“Do it. I’ll be down there,” said Ben. 

Charles nodded and hurried to the other side of the bridge. Charles kicked open the panel of a nearby dashboard and fiddled its cables. Whereas, Ben crawled under the bridge and grabbed its fence with his right hand. He closed his eyes and listened. Faint footfalls caught Ben’s attention. They progressively increased in intensity while Ben tried to contain his breathing. The bridge trembled a bit and Ben opened his eyes.

“Charles, now!” shouted Ben.

Ben gripped the fence and swung his legs forward. He spun around the fence and kicked the bunny man’s shotgun. Ben then slammed his staff at the bunny man’s head. The bunny man’s right hand seized Ben’s staff and shot with his left one. Ben tilted his head away and jumped. He wrapped his legs around the bunny man’s neck and held the fence. Ben pushed down his lower body. It overbalanced the bunny man who fell over the bridge. Ben leaped down and pushed the side of his staff against the bunny man’s throat. He then repeatedly punched the bunny man on the spinning wall. They spun up and fell back on the bridge. The bunny man stepped toward his shotgun, but Ben wrapped his arms around his legs. The bunny man kicked him away and sprinted to the shotgun. Charles ran in and picked up the weapon.

“What’s up, doc?” said Charles before he shot up the bunny man’s head.

Springs and cotton blew away as the bunny man dropped on the bridge. Charles panted and walked to Ben.

“Thank you,” said Ben.

“You’re welcome,” said Charles as he helped Ben getting up. “And… Sorry for being harsh on you.”

They smiled to each other and headed out of the bridge.

Whereas, at the center of the funhouse, Jake fell down a hole. He thrashed his arms around and dropped into a body of water. He looked around and realized he was in a flooded room. A murder of crows swooped down and materialized as Linda. 

“There’s no way out!” shouted Jake.

“I’ll get us back up”, said Linda.

Linda transformed back into birds and flew up. Cascades surged out of the ceiling holes and knocked down the birds into the water. Linda emerged at the surface as the room was progressively submerged.

“What we do now?” asked Jake. 

“Maybe you could destroy the walls with your powers?” said Linda.

Jake clenched his fists and released seismic waves at the wall in front of them. The room quaked as the holes above them fissured. More water flowed down on them.

“Fuck,” muttered Jake.

Linda breathed heavily and looked at her son. “Jake… I-I’m sorry for everything. I wish… I wish I could’ve spent more time with you.”

“Mom, I appreciate that. But you’re sure now’s the time?” asked Jake.

“I just want you to know that no matter what…” Linda teared up as the water reached their necks. “I love you and I’m proud of you.”

Jake smiled and said,” Thanks, Mom… I love you too.”

The two held hands as the room was completely flooded. They held their breaths and closed their eyes. After a few minutes, Jake trembled and opened his mouth.

“Aah!” screamed Jake. “Wait? We can talk underwater?”

Linda gawked at him and said, “We can?” She jerked back. “What’s happening?”

“Mom, look!” Jake gestured down.

An open bulkhead door was at the bottom of the room. They swam toward it and headed out of the room. Then, they arrived in a hallway with pineapple and rock houses painted on the walls. 

“I guess we should go find the others,” said Jake.

“Help!” shouted a shrill voice.

A humanoid yellow sea sponge and a starfish held a little girl by the arms. She thrashed around and screamed.

“Rick, I think we’re lost,” said the sea sponge.

“Bob, I already told you. We’re not lost if we keep thinking that it’s the right direction,” said Rick, the starfish.

Bob noticed Jake and his mother. He screeched and his eyes and his tongue popped out of him.

“Are you two here for the girl? Because we won’t let you have her,” said Rick. “But if you’re not, feel free to ask us anything. Even having the girl.”

“Rick, are you sure we should give her the girl?” asked Bob.

“Yeah. The boss said to not let the families take back the kids, he said nothing about other humans,” said Rick.

Bob scratched his head. “I guess that makes sense… You two aren’t a part of her family, right?”

Jake and Linda shook their heads. 

“There, have her,” said Rick as he pushed the girl to them. “C’mon Bob, let’s get some burgers.”

“But what about the boss?” asked Bob.

“Oh, we’ll bring him chips,” said Rick as they swam away.

“Well… That was weird,” said Jake.

The girl hugged Linda and shouted, “Thank you for saving me!”

“There, there. You’re safe now,” said Linda.

“You know where to go?” asked Jake. 

She nodded and pointed to the right. “I-I think the exit’s this way.”

They swam this way while Linda kept the girl close to them. They arrived inside round metallic hallways with rusty bolts, akin to huge sewer pipes. 

“What’s your name?” Linda asked her.

“D-Darla,” said the girl.

A grate under them pounded. Jake pulled his mother away as fangs poked between the bars of the grate. 

“Here!” Jake pointed at a grid at the end of the pipe. 

They moved their arms back and forth as fast as they could. Their legs kicked through the water while a Kraken-like growl sounded. A massive, vivid orange, scaled creature rammed open the grate. It had three globulous eyes and a marking of black and white stripes. Its needle-like fins were akin to that of a lionfish.

Darla smiled and sang, “Fishy! Fishy!”

Linda held Darla and shouted, “It’s a bad fish, get away from it!”

“Let me go, you old witch!” shouted Darla before she elbowed Linda.

Darla outstretched her arms and swam toward the giant fish. 

“No!” shouted Linda.

Darla giggled and admired the clownfish. Its stripes reminded her of the tigers at the zoo. She always wanted to pet them, but her mother never let her do so. The fish stretched its mouth, as if it was smiling. Light glinted on Darla’s braces and refracted her sight of the fish into a dreamy kaleidoscope. A sweet scent of sausages and anesthesia floated around her. She swam faster, feeling a warm aura around the creature.

“Fishy! Fishy!” sang Darla. “Fishy! Fish-”

The fish opened its maw and ate her up. 

Darla stared at the scene with horrified eyes. Jake gently pushed his mother to the grate. The giant fish licked its mouth before charging at them. Jake aimed his arms at the creature. He breathed quickly and discharged a translucent wave at the fish. The fish froze and glitched into an amalgam of colorful pixels. 

“Maybe I should’ve done that before the fish ate the girl?” said Jake.

“Probably,” said Linda.

They swam through the grid and then up a sewer pipe. Once at the surface, Jake and Linda sprawled on the edge and gasped for air. They were now in a wealthy hall with gothic architecture.

“Jake!” shouted a silvery voice.

Ben and Charles rushed to the two and helped them out of the water. 

“You’re okay?” Charles asked Linda.

“Yeah. Thank you,” replied Linda. “Weird things are going on around here.”

“I think… I think it’s some kind of game or hunt,” said Ben.

“But why?” asked Charles.

“I know why.” Jake gestured at a top corner of the room. A drone aimed a camera at him. “We’re being filmed.”

“We need to find Sam’s father and the children before it’s too late,” said Ben.

“But where could they be?” asked Jake.

“Here,” said Blackheart.

They turned around and saw Blackheart standing between two pillars.

“Blackheart!” Ben smiled and hugged him.

Jake stepped toward Blackheart and said, “Hey. Welcome back.”

Charles glared at him. “How do you know where there are?”

“I’ve found the control room,” said Blackheart. “They’ve put most of the people inside a giant peach. And don’t worry Jake, it’s a fake one.”

Blackheart led them out of the hall. They arrived inside a corridor with gilded arches and lattice carvings on the walls.

“How do we know that Blackheart’s tellin’ the truth?” asked Charles with a low voice.

“Well, we don’t know where else to go anyway,” said Linda.

“Wait, I see some kids,” said Ben.

Ben gestured to the bottom of a painted bookcase. A girl with blonde pigtails and a purple dress lied against it.

“Hey, are you okay?” softly asked Jake.

Jake carefully shook her right shoulder. The girl lolled her head and fell on the floor. Jake and his family jumped back. Buttons had been sewed on her eyes. The floor opened from the middle. Ben sprung and grabbed a chandelier. Linda turned into a murder of crows and carried Jake away. Blackheart stumbled out of the hole. Charles slipped on the bump of a carpet and tripped. 

“Dad!” shouted Jake.  

A portcullis slid down and separated Blackheart and Charles from the others. Charles clawed at the floorboards as he tried to get himself up.

“Blackheart! My dad needs help!” shouted Jake.

Blackheart slowly walked toward Charles. He looked down at Jake’s father dangling his legs over the void. From the dark depths, Mephisto’s fiery eyes burned and stared at him. Blackheart knelt and stared at Charles. Golden snakes on the hanging carpet hissed while embroidered apples glinted. Blackheart extended his left hand as his heart seemed to leave his chest. His mind flooded with an ocean of thoughts. He could save Jake’s father. He could also grab Charles and then pretend to let him fall by accident. 

“How do I know that if I can trust you?” asked Charles.

Blackheart coldly looked at Charles and said, “I only want the best for your son.”

Charles gulped and gawked at Blackheart. A lancet window cast a masquerade of colorful lights over Blackheart’s face. Charles’s fingers quaked and slowly let go of the floorboards. He pinched his lips and swung up his right arm. Blackheart wrapped his fingers around his. He pulled Charles up and watched as Charles’s right hand let go of the floorboards. Blackheart delicately loosened his grip of Charles. The latter flinched and leaned backward. Jake’s shouting echoed to Blackheart’s ears. Blackheart tilted his head and observed Charles’s frenetic moves. Blackheart brought up his right arm and wondered if he could wave at Charles, as a last goodbye. Maybe he should not, they would notice. Blackheart listened to the fear in Jake’s voice. He blinked and exhaled. Blackheart gripped Charles’s right arm with both hands and yanked him out of the hole. The two of them lurched until Blackheart got Charles out.

“Dad! You’re okay?” asked Jake.

“Y-Yeah… I’m fine,” said Charles.

Blackheart glanced at the hole one more time. His father’s eyes had vanished. The portcullis rose on its own and Jake sprinted to his father, followed by Linda.

“Hey, champ, careful. You almost pushed me back into the hole,” said Charles.

“Dad, it’s not funny. You could’ve died,” said Jake before he looked at Blackheart. “Thanks. Thanks for saving my dad.”

Blackheart slouched against the wall and replied, “You’re welcome. That was nothing.”

Ben held Blackheart’s left hand and said, “That wasn’t nothing. You’ve saved someone.” He smiled. “You’re a hero.”

“Me, a hero?” Blackheart chuckled. “That’s funny.”

“By the way, that giant lizard that attacked us. What did it meant by ‘pets’?” asked Linda.

Blackheart sighed. “These two things outside, Abominite and Centipor. They used to be my pets until I got bored of them.”

“And do you plan on doing the same things with Jake and Ben?” asked Charles.

“I won’t,” said Blackheart. “I don’t know how to describe it, but I… I feel much more differently about them.”

Charles sighed. “I’m not sure how to exactly feel about you, but you’ve saved my life. So, I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt for now,” said Charles as he raised his left hand.

Blackheart shook his hand and said, “Thanks, step-daddy.”

“Stop calling me like that,” said Charles.

“Alright, daddy,” replied Blackheart.

Charles retracted his hand and stepped away. 

“I think your dad got a crush on me,” Blackheart told Jake.

“You’re probably the worst son-in-law ever,” said Jake with a slight laugh.

“Well, obviously. I always end up sleeping with the parents,” replied Blackheart.

They walked forward and Jake whispered to Ben, “We should keep my parents away from him.”

“You think Blackheart could sleep with Mr. Squiggles?” asked Ben.

Jake glanced away and said, “I’m gonna have nightmares now.”

They reached the end of the corridor and arrived inside an opera. The place was shaped like a spaceship with geometric shapes and alien-like gargoyles. A giant cage shaped into a peach imprisoned a bunch of people. Amongst them there were three young people with yellow skins and strange hairs.

“It’s the Simpsons’ kids,” said Ben.

The oldest yellow-skinned girl stood up and said, “Bart, Maggie, look!”

“Hey, help us get out of that cage!” shouted Bart.

“We will,” replied Charles. “Just-”

Chains pulled the cage up as an army of weasels rushed into the opera. They surrounded Jake and his family while lights illuminated the stage. Loud footfalls resonated as a nine-foot-tall humanoid tiger strode on the stage. He wore an eyepatch, a black armor with golden linings, and a rotary cannon replaced his right hand. He held a staff with his other hand that had a gagged man tied at its top.

“Well, well, well. More humans to play with,” said the white tiger.

“Who are you?” asked Jake.

“I’m just a little harmless housecat,” said the tiger. “And you’re all my mice.”

“So this is what’s going on in the funhouse? A game of cat and mouse?” asked Linda.

The tiger chuckled. “Why don’t you ask your friend, Blackheart?”

Ben gawked at Blackheart and asked, “You know him?”

Blackheart scratched his hair. “Well… He made a deal with me in the past.”

“And thanks to that, I could have my revenge against the man who has abandoned me,” said the tiger as he looked at the gagged man. “And now thanks to Jezebel, us, animals, can have our revenge against humanity.”

“We’ll see,” said Jake as he released an anti-magic wave.

A pentagram glowed on the tiger’s eyepatch and he laughed. “You humans, always so sure of yourselves. Your powers are useless against me! I got Jezebel’s protection.”

“Looks like we’ll have to get rid of him the old way,” said Charles.

The opera quaked as a colossal clawed hand tore away the ceiling. Abominite growled as slime rained down his maw. 

“You won’t get rid of us anymore,” said the tiger. “Now you’re the pets, and we’re the masters.”

Jake and his family drew near to each other as the tiger’s army advanced. Suddenly, the brick wall behind the tiger exploded. He shielded himself with his arm cannon. Three figures entered through the wrecked wall. Homer whipped a chained cinder block and Marge held two handguns. A small figure hovered above the rubbles while plasmatic energy glowed between his clenched fists and glinted on his golden helmet. 

“Sam?” asked Jake.

Sam’s eyes shone a cyan energy as he said, “Let my dad go.” 

Chapter 73: My Pet, My Friend

Chapter Text

The tiger looked daggers at Sam and said, “You. It’s all your fault!”

“You’re the one who took my father!” shouted Sam.

“He was my father before he was yours!” shouted the tiger. “If you didn’t spend the night being a brat, he would’ve saved me!”

Sam gawked at the tiger. “Saved you?” 

“You don’t remember, do you?” asked the tiger with a sneer. “That old cat who got struck by a truck.”

“T-Titus?” asked Sam. “But we’ve buried you.”

“Not deep enough,” said Titus.

“I thought Titus made a deal with you?” asked Jake.

“He made a deal with me and Greylight,” said Blackheart. “These things are allowed outside of the ritual.”

“Fucking awesome,” muttered Jake.

Titus’s staff rolled to the side and revealed a man whose facial features were similar to Sam’s.

Sam flinched and asked, “Dad?”

“You want him?” Titus seized the staff and said, “Come get him.”

Sam shot energy blasts at Titus, who shielded himself with hand cannon.

“Abominite, kill the humans!” shouted Titus.

Abominite extended its hands toward Jake and his family. Suddenly, a multitude of arms grabbed Abominite from behind and wrestled it.

“Master!” shouted Centipor. “Take this!”

Centipor hurled down a sword. Blackheart grabbed it and thanked Centipor. The weasels lunged at them. Blackheart slashed them while Ben swung his staff at them. 

“Ben, watch out!” shouted Jake.

A bullet darted at Ben, but Jake pushed him away. Weasels from the balconies were shooting at them. Linda turned into a murder of crows and pecked them. Marge shot some of them with her guns while Homer struck the peach cage with his cinderblock.

“Dad! You need a key to open this,” said Lisa.

“Lisa, I got a master key,” replied Homer.

“What is it?” asked Lisa.

“This!” shouted Homer as he hit the cage with the cinderblock.

Jake aimed his hands at the stage lights and released a surge of seismic vibrations. The stage lights quaked and fell on Titus. He stumbled and Sam shot Titus in the neck. Titus growled and shot a cannonball at Sam. Sam flew under it, but a weasel pounced at him. While Sam was wrestling the weasel, Titus pointed his cannon at the peach cage.

“No more games,” said Titus as he shot.

“Dad!” shouted Lisa.

Homer turned around and gasped. The cannonball was darting at the cage. Homer knelt and leaped in front of the cannonball. Marge and the children watched with horrified faces as the cannonball crashed into Homer. His belly flattened against the cannonball before swelling back. The cannonball bounced off Homer and was propelled back into Titus’s arm cannon. Titus shot again at the same time as the cannonball clogged his weapon. The arm cannon blew up and slammed Titus against his staff. The cage at the top of the staff was broken open. Another cannonball hit the peach cage and shattered its lock off. Marge opened the peach sky before she and her children rushed to Homer.

“Ugh…” groaned Homer as he lied on the ground.

“Oh, Homer…” softly said Marge as she caressed him. “You did it. You’ve saved our kids.”

“Great… Can we… Have dinner now?” asked Homer with a tired voice.

Sam’s father crawled out of the staff cage and removed the gag out of his mouth. His son flew toward him, but Titus wrapped his left arm around his father’s neck.

“One more step and I’ll snap daddy’s neck!” shouted Titus. 

“Dad!” cried Sam.

“Titus, pl-please,” mumbled Sam’s father.

“You’ve lost your right to talk after giving up on me!” shouted Titus.

“Titus, don’t do this. That’s our dad,” said Sam as he hovered down.

“Oh, so now I’m a part of the family?” asked Titus. 

“You always were!” shouted Sam as he dug inside his pockets. “Look.” He showed him a picture of Sam’s family with a white cat. “We never forgot about you.”

Titus froze and stared at the picture. “You… You’re lying. It’s a trick!”

Blackheart stepped on the stage. “Hey! Titus? Remember me?”

“Blackheart, what are you doing?” whispered Jake.

“Don’t worry,” whispered back Blackheart before he looked at Titus. “So you know who I am right? I am a manipulator and a sadist, yaddi-yadda.”

“What’s your point?” asked Titus as he tightened his arm squeeze.

“Well, as a master manipulator. I’ve… Well.” Blackheart rubbed the back of his neck. “I’ve lied to you and made you think that your father and the rest of your family never cared about you.”

Titus glared at him. “You what?”

Blackheart simpered and exclaimed, “Surprise! Your family loves you!”

Titus let go of Sam’s father and charged at Blackheart. “You lying piece of shit! I’ll kill you!”

Jake and Ben pushed Titus away from Blackheart. 

“Dad!” shouted Sam as he rushed to his father.

“Hey, Sam,” said his father with an exhausted yet tender voice. “It’s good to see you again.”

Sam teared up and said, “I thought I would never see you again.”

His father hugged him and said, “It’s okay. I’m back now.”

Sam and his father embraced each other. Meanwhile, Jake checked The Book of the Vishanti . The map of Arizona had three pentagrams on it.

“Wait, shouldn’t Titus fly into heaven or something? Like Barbara?” asked Jake.

“Maybe he needs to do something before?” said Ben.

The opera tremored as a giant lizard crashed into the opera. Abominite wrestled with Centipor as their colossal bodies wrecked the place. A part of the ceiling above Sam and his father cracked.

“Dad! Sam!” shouted Titus.

Titus sprinted and pushed them out of the way. The rubbles fell on Titus and crushed him. 

“Titus!” shouted Sam.

“I… I’m sorry,” said Titus as he coughed out blood. “Sorry for everything…”

“Thank you… Thank you for saving us,” said Sam’s father.

Titus smirked a bit before lolling his head against the stage. Sam’s father sighed longly and closed Titus’s eyes.

“We need to get out before the whole place falls on us!” shouted Jake.

“Wait! Abominite, he’s the soul you need to banish!” yelled Centipor.

Abominite punched him and said, “You! Always all over Blackheart.”

“But how are we gonna kill a giant?” asked Marge.

“It can work if we work together,” said Jake as he observed Abominite. Strategies from his video games popped up in his mind. “Alright. Mom, use your crows to distract Abominite. Sam, makes sure that Abominite can spit slime on the crows. Marge, shoot at Abominite’s eyes. Ben, use your powers to discourage Abominite. Charles, Dad, watch over us. Homer, get everyone else out of here.”

“Wow, that’s awesome, Jake,” said Ben.

“Thanks,” said Jake with a smile. “Let’s go.”

Linda turned into a murder of crows and pecked at Abominite’s face. Abominite gurgled slime, but Sam shot an energy blast at its throat. The crows flew away and Marge shot at Abominite’s left eye and a blue mush bled out of it. The crows pecked at the wound and tore out some tendons. Abominable growled while Centipor used its array of arms to lacerate Abominite. Ben gathered blue and purple energy around his crook and sent it to Abominite. The latter shivered while Jake released seismic waves at its legs. Centipor took this opportunity to pin Abominite against the floor. 

“Jake, watch out!” shouted Charles.

Charles pulled Jake away from a falling stage light. Whereas, Abominite dug its claws inside Centipor’s thorax and pulled it open. A grey substance poured out of Centipor.

“Centipor!” shouted Blackheart. 

Blackheart climbed over a pile of rubbles and leaped. He brandished his sword and dove its blade at the top of Abominite’s head. Blackheart gripped at the plummet and brought down the sword. The blade sliced Abominite’s head open. 

“Everyone, go away!” shouted Jake.

Jake outstretched his arms while his friends moved away from Abominite. He released seismic waves at the ceiling. Abominite tried to stand up, but Centipor pushed him down. A huge part of the ceiling dropped down and crushed Abominite’s head, splattering its flesh all over the opera. 

“We did it,” Ben told Jake. “Thanks to you.”

“Thanks to us,” said Jake as he held Ben’s left hand.

Centipor spit grey blood as he pulled Abominite’s lifeless claws out of its body. Then, Centipor rolled to the side and panted.

Blackheart stepped to it and Centipor asked, “Ar-Are you proud of me, master?”

Blackheart nodded and said, “I’m sorry. Sorry for abandoning you.”

“It’s okay.” Centipor smiled a bit. “We’re just pets. We’re only here to make our masters happy. Nothing else.”

“No…” Blackheart shook his head. “It’s my fault. I made you believe this… You… I apologize for everything.”

“Do you remember when I first met you, Blackheart? I… I’ve wished to never be alone again…” Centipor chuckled a little. “I’ve never felt alone after this… Th-Thank you…” said Centipor with a weak voice. “Making you proud one last time was all I needed…” 

Centipor slowly closed its eyes as its neck and abdomen reclined its wound. Flies, roaches, and spiders gathered around its body, yet did not even nimble it. It was as if a procession of tiny creatures crawled here to mourn it. Blackheart watched both Centipor and Abominite, lying on the floor.

“It’s… It’s all my fault,” muttered Blackheart.

Ben approached Blackheart and said, “That was your past. You’re a better person now.”

Blackheart tenderly held Ben’s right hand while Jake stepped in.

“You’ll be okay?” asked Jake.

“Yeah,” said Blackheart.

Jake smiled and grabbed Blackheart’s other hand. Charles watched the trio from afar.

“You think this will work between them?” Charles asked Linda.

“He’s an adult now. He has to make his own decisions,” said Linda. “But whatever happens, we’ll be here to help him when he needs us.”

“Does that mean that you will stay with us?” asked Charles with a slight smile.

“For now, yes,” replied Linda.

“Good to know,” softly said Charles.

“Wait!” shouted Marge. “We’ve let the children with Homer?”

“Yeah. Was it a bad idea?” asked Jake.

“Aah!” yelled Homer from outside.

Everyone exchanged looks and ran out of the funhouse. Gunshots sounded and startled them. 

Marge gasped and shouted, “Homer! No!”

Children and teenagers were laughing. Whereas, Homer strangled himself with a chain coiled around him. The other end was wrapped around a revolver that randomly shot near its feet. Homer accidentally danced as he tried to avoid the bullets.

“Homer! What happened?” asked Marge as she removed the chain away from him.

“I-I tried to show the kids how to make a chaingun,” said Homer with an exhausted voice. “I’ve been dancing for twenty minutes. It-It’s nineteen too many minutes for me…”

Marge and Lisa freed Homer while Sam and his father talked to each other.

Sam removed his mask and walked up to Jake to say, “Thanks for saving my dad.”

“Hey, you’re the one who saved your dad,” said Jake. “C’mon, go talk to him. You two deserve this.”

Sam hugged Jake before he ran back to his father. Charles approached Jake and put his left hand on Jake’s right shoulder.

“Hey, champ. You… You’ve really grown so much, Jake,” said Charles. 

“You think?” asked Jake.

Charles nodded. “I remember when you would lock yourself in your room and refuse to talk to anyone… And now you’re a hero.” He cried a little. “I’m so proud of you, son.”

Jake smiled and wrapped his arms around his father. “I love you, dad.”

“I love you too, Jake,” said Charles 

Blackheart hugged them both and said, “I love you too, dad.”

Charles sighed and said, “Um- Blackheart could you-”

“Can I join?” asked Ben.

Jake smirked at his father before he told Ben, “Come here.”

Ben grinned and joined the hug. Linda watched them and tenderly smiled. 

After this, Sam gave his helmet to his father who used this to fly them back to Carefree. Jake and his family went to an alabaster-white hotel surrounded by doves and named Cue-Rent Hotel . Linda and Charles reserved one room, while Jake, Ben, and Blackheart slept inside one right next to theirs.

Blackheart shivered and grimaced as he discovered their room filled with fluffy surfaces and cloud patterns.

“Wow, it’s like heaven,” said Ben.

“Looks like a nightmare to me,” said Blackheart.

Jake dropped his backpack against a table and slumped on the bed. 

“Phew, that was a long day,” said  Jake.

The three young men sat next to each other.

Blackheart chuckled a bit and said, “And it’s the three of us again. Looks like we didn’t split up after all.”

“It feels good to just be with you two again,” said Jake.

“I guess we always find each other in the end,” said Ben.

Jake smiled and gazed at the window. He then elbowed Blackheart and said, “Hey, you didn’t tell us that you were the new superhero in town.”

“Yeah, you’ve done so many good things today,” said Ben.

Blackheart huffed. “Ah, that was nothing. Plus, I had to do it. You two couldn’t survive without me…”

“Bullshit! The truth’s that you’re dreaming of being the next Captain America,” said Jake.

Blackheart blushed. “Me? A superhero? That’s just stupid…”

“Whatever you think, I’m proud of you did, Blackheart,” softly said Ben. “I… I’m proud of both of you.” Ben teared up and said, “You guys have made so many efforts and… It makes me so happy.”

Jake put his hands on Ben’s arms and said, “Hey, you’ve made a bunch of efforts too.”

“Ye-Yeah, but…” Ben cried and laughed a little. “I… It’s just so beautiful to me… All these moments we’ve spent together. The people who’ve become… A lot of things happened… But all these times I had with you two, it was the best I’ve ever felt.”

“It’s okay,” said Blackheart. “We still have two souls to take down. And nothing said that we won’t have other stuff to do after that.”

“You’re right,” said Ben. “It’s just that… I love you two so much.”

“I love you too, Ben,” said Jake.

“Same for me,” said Blackheart.

The three sprawled down on the bed and cuddled each other. 

“What about you, Jake?” asked Blackheart.

Jake looked at him. “What about me?” 

“Yeah, how do you feel about me?” asked Blackheart.

“Well… You annoy the fuck out of me every day,” said Jake.

“And?” asked Blackheart.

Jake rolled his eyes. “And I care a lot about you. Happy?”

“That will do,” said Blackheart.

“I bet you expected some perverted answer,” replied Jake.

“Well… I’ve got enough dreams about it for now,” said Blackheart. Jake and Ben laughed a little while he tenderly smirked and said, “You two… You two are the best people I’ve ever met.”

“How many times did you say that?” asked Jake.

“Twice,” replied Blackheart.

Jake snickered. All of a sudden, heat permeated into the room. A fiery flare glowed from the other side of the door before it burst open. Jake, Ben, and Blackheart sprung out of the bed. Two flaming heavy boots stomped on the floorboards.

Jake widened his eyes and asked, “Grandpa?”

Chapter 74: A Burning Heart

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Jake stared at Steve who was standing right in front of them. A pentagram burned on his shield while flaming snakes slithered around it. His blazing eyes glowed on his magmatic face.

“What’s happening?” asked Ben with a feeble voice.

“My father must’ve sent him,” said Blackheart.

Steve strode toward them while Jake stepped in front of his boyfriends and faced him. 

“Grandpa, stop!” shouted Jake.

Steve clenched his fists and charged at Jake. The young man outstretched his arms and released a wave of anti-magic. Steve covered himself with his shield before raising it above Jake. Ben struck Steve’s hands with his staff. Blackheart seized his sword and aimed it at Steve. They all glared at each other while footfalls sounded from the hallway.

“Dad?” asked Charles.

Charles stood under the wrecked doorway and stared at his father. Steve flinched a bit and slowly turned to Charles.

“S- Son?” asked Steve.

The flames inside Steve lessened as he walked toward Charles. 

Steve breathed heavily and said, “R-Run.”

An outburst of fire came out of Steve and he growled. Steve clenched his right fist and lunged at his son. Charles stumbled back before a murder of crows flew pat him. The birds darted at Steve and pecked him. The pentagram on his shield glowed and the crows blew up into inky ash. The ash gathered into a womanly body and Linda appeared. Steve grasped her by the neck and strangled her.

“Mom!” shouted Jake with panicked eyes. “Leave her alone!”

Linda squirmed within Steve’s grasp as he looked at Jake and said, “This is a warning.”

He threw Linda against a wall and raced away. Glass shattered as Steve jumped through a window. Jake, Ben, and Charles checked on Linda while Blackheart looked outside.

“He’s gone,” said Blackheart.

Jake nodded before he looked at his mother and asked her, “You’re okay?”

Linda held her neck and coughed. “I-I’m fine.”

“Mephisto will pay for that,” said Charles.

Ben pursed his lips and asked, “What did he mean by warning?”

“M-Maybe-” Linda coughed. “Maybe because we’ve been hunting down these souls.”

Blackheart shook his head. “My father wants Jake and Ben.”

“Why?” asked Charles with an alarmed tone.

“Jake’s the cursed son, Ben’s the cursed son… And I’m the drowned son,” said Blackheart.

“Of coursed,” muttered Linda as she stood up. 

Jake caught Linda as she almost tripped. He helped her sit at a nearby table. Linda rubbed her neck and gazed at Jake’s backpack. She opened it and put out The Book of the Vishanti . She flipped through the pages and flinched.

“Mom, what’s going on?” asked Jake.

“You three,” said Linda. “You three have always been linked to each other.”

Jake and Ben gazed at her while Blackheart sighed. 

“Is that why he wanted us to get married?” asked Jake.

“Yeah,” replied Blackheart with a low tone. “I always knew that you were the cursed son, but Ben… I only realized he was the sixth son after Maynard had attacked us.”

“But what does that exactly mean? What makes our link so special?” asked Ben.

“It’s quite the hassle, but imprisoning my father is easier thank you think,” said Blackheart. “Ever since his birth, he always had an invisible chain that you could yank him back down. You just needed the right ritual and enough power for that… But the three of us, we are the key to his real freedom.”

Jake let himself fall on a chair. “And… If we do what he wants, will he free grandpa?”

“Jake, you don’t have to do that!” exclaimed Charles. “I’m sure there’s another way to save… To save him.”

“You think?” asked Jake.

“Of course,” replied Charles. “We… We just have to find it out first.”

“But what are we going to do about the rest of the souls?” asked Ben.

Blackheart slouched against a wall. “With what just happened. My father won’t let us get to them.”

“And a giant flying RV in the sky would get us caught right away,” said Jake.

All of a sudden, a yellow portal opened in front of them and blew gales throughout the room. Charles and Linda stood in front of everyone.

“What’s going on?” shouted Jake.

“Guess it wasn’t just a warning,” said Blackheart as he seized his sword. 

Everyone glared at the portal as a slim figure appeared. A young woman stepped out of it. She wore white stilettos, a cerulean-blue suit, a white denim crop top, red lightning-shaped sunglasses, and a skull hairpin in her high blonde bun.

She lowered her sunglasses and said, “Surprise, bitches.”

“Lissa!” shouted as he sprinted to hug her. “I missed you!”

“I missed you too,” replied Lissa before she pulled away and asked, “So, what happened while I was gone?”

“Oh, we did it! We’ve brought Jake’s dad back from the deads,” said Ben.

Charles rubbed the back of his neck and said, “I wasn’t exactly dead, but yeah… Nice to see you again, Lissa.”

“Hey, Mr. Morton,” replied Lissa. “What about you, Jake? I hope you’re still with Ben.”

“Yeah, don’t worry.” Jake brushed his hair. “Even more than that, honestly…”

Lissa knit her brows. “Care to clarify?”

Blackheart wrapped his arms around Ben and Jake and said, “Well, the three of us are dating now.”

Lissa stared at them. “YOU WHAT?!” 

Charles tittered. “His Mom and I were even more shocked.”

“Jake, Ben, you can’t be serious?” asked Lissa.

“It’s a long story… But without Blackheart, my dad, or even Ben and I, we wouldn’t be here,” said Jake.

“So Blackheart’s a good guy now?” asked Lissa.

“Ah! I’d rather die,” replied Blackheart.

“Let’s go with… Less of an asshole,” said Jake.

Lissa winced. “And that’s all? He’s less of a bitch, so you date him?”

“He’s also a great kisser,” said Ben.

“Ben!” shouted Jake with a blush.

Blackheart held the two closer to him and chuckled. “I sure am.”

Lissa goggled at them while Linda observed her glinting left hand.

“What’s that trinket in your hand?” asked Linda.

“Oh, this?” Lissa showed them a golden cross with a teardrop-shaped loop at its top. “It’s Tekamentep's Ankh. It’s what I’ve used to escape and get to you guys.”

“Escape? What happened?” asked Jake.

Lissa sighed and sat down on a nearby chair. “After I’ve stayed behind, my sisters and I tried to travel back to La Mesa. But then we got attacked by that Jezebel and her freaks. One of my sisters distracted her while I took that thing from her and… Here we are.” 

“What happened to them?” asked Ben.

Lissa looked down and said, “No idea.”

“Knowing my family, they probably wanted to use you as a hostage,” said Blackheart.

“So, if we do nothing about the rest of the souls, they’ll let them go?” asked Ben.

“Souls?” asked Lissa.

“Oh, Launa has put a spell on Mephisto. So, if we defeat seven souls, he’ll go back to hell,” said Ben.

“That… That sounds like a video game,” said Lissa.

“Speaking of this, I have doubts that they would let go of Lissa’s friends if we comply,” said Blackheart. “We might as well keep on banishing the souls to pressure them.”

“What if they threaten to kill them?” asked Jake.

“Then that means they won’t kill them,” said Blackheart. “We can deal with a few death threats.

“They got more than one hostage,” said Lissa. “They could just kill one of my sisters and threaten to kill the others.”

Charles crossed his arms and said, “Maybe if we could find them first?”

“You got an idea, dad?” asked Jake.

Charles nodded. “Yeah. Lissa, you still got your phone?” 

“Yeah, which one do you need?” asked Lissa.

“Um… Whatever just give me the ones that you’ve used to call or text your friends,” said Charles.

Lissa nodded and handed Charles three phones. Charles took them and asked Linda,” Hey, Linda. Could you go grab my backpack in our room?”

“On it,” said Linda before she turned into crows and flew away.

Charles checked Lissa’s phones, picked up a sheet of paper, and wrote down on it with a pink pencil.

“What are you doing?” asked Jake.

“With enough data, I could track done her friends’ phones. If they still got them, we’ll know where they are,” said Charles.

“Wow! Did you do that when you were a supervillain?” asked Jake.

Charles snickered. “Yes. And I better not catch you doing it.”

Linda came back with a backpack and gave it to Charles.

“Thanks,” said Charles as he took it.

Linda sat next to Charles and said, “Oh, you’re doing your old Glitch thing?”

“Glitch?” asked Jake.

“That used to be your dad’s name when he was a supervillain,” said Linda before she elbowed Charles. “He would wear that stupid latex suit and some shield glasses.”

“Hey, c’mon, it was the Eighties,” said Charles. 

Linda and Charles affectionately chatted while Jake winced.

“Um- We’ll wait outside while you work on the phones,” said Jake.

“Alright, but don’t go too far,” said Charles.

Blackheart, Jake, Ben, and Lissa walked out of the room while Charles and Linda talked to each other. 

“I’m happy to see my parents reconnecting, but wow, that was weird,” said Jake.

“I thought it was cute,” said Ben.

“Maybe it could be us one day,” said Blackheart to Ben and Jake before he kissed them.

Lissa grimaced. “Now, that’s weird.”

“You’ll get used to it,” said Jake.

“Never,” said Lissa. “I feel bad for Ben getting crushed by you two in bed.”

“I don’t think it’s crushing,” replied Ben. “It’s more like pound-”

“Ben, don’t say that!” shouted Jake.

“Please, do say that,” said Blackheart.

“Blackheart!” shouted Jake.

Ben giggled a bit as Jake and Blackheart argued. Lissa watched them and smiled.

“I hope it’ll work between you three,” whispered Lissa to Ben.

“Thank you,” said Ben.

Ben held Jake and Blackheart’s hands to cool them down. They talked, relaxed, and tenderly looked at each other. 

After a moment, Linda stepped out of the room and called them. They reunited with Charles who was typing on a laptop. 

“Ah, you’re here,” said Charles as he turned the laptop screen toward them. “Think I’ve found where Lissa’s friends are.”

Jake leaned forward and read, “Hotel Hollywood Casino?” He squinted. “Weird, I swear I’ve seen this before…” He picked up his backpack and checked The Book of the Vishanti . He widened his eyes and said, “No way.” 

“What’s going on?” asked Ben.

Jake showed him the book and said, “One of the souls is also at this casino.”

“Why would they put hostages near one of the souls?” asked Blackheart.

“No idea, but I don’t like this. That means they’ll guard the shit out of it,” said Lissa. 

“Maybe we could do that costume thingy Blackheart did with us before?” said Ben.

Blackheart smirked. “Aww, you remember.”

Jake raised an eyebrow and asked, “You’re sure?”

“Maybe we could also check what’s going on in that hotel,” said Charles.

“That’s a good idea, I agree,” said Linda.

Charles typed on his keyboard and opened some pages. They looked at a map of the casino and articles about it popped up. 

“Hey look here.” Jake pointed at an article. “More and more people have been going inside this casino and have never left.”

“This one’s about how a puppet of Arizona Kid has been added to its exhibition,” read Ben.

Lissa jerked back. “Arizona Kid?”

Jake, Ben, and Lissa collectively said, “David Laramee.”

“David Laramee?” asked Charles. “That washed-up kid show host?”

“Yeah. He has to be one of the souls,” said Jake. “He used to control a whole town before we stopped him. And now he’s controlling this casino.”

Linda leaned forward. “That exhibition looks well-guarded though.”

“Maybe because my sisters are here too,” said Lissa. “Maybe that’s why they ended up here. David, Puppet Master, or whatever his name. He used his powers to trap everyone into his casino.”

“That’s plausible,” said Charles as he rubbed his chin. “Ben, you’ve said something about dressing up, right?”

“Yup,” replied Ben.

Charles looked at the screen and said, “There’s a Celine Dion Impersonator contest at the casino. Maybe you could compete in it?”

“Who’s Celine Dion?” asked Ben.

“You’ll love her. She sings about sinking ships, dances like someone caught in the wind, and people impersonate her by wearing wigs,” said Lissa.

“Oh, that sounds great,” said Ben.

“And they’re having magic shows too,” read Charles. “Maybe I could forge something for Linda and me, so we could act like we’re a couple of magicians.”

“Couple? Let’s go with partners,” said Linda with a slight laugh.

“And I could be a psychic,” said Lissa. “I’m great at being fake.”

“What about Blackheart and I?” asked Jake.

“You guys could be Ben’s backup dancers,” said Lissa.

Ben tilted his head and asked, “What’s a backup dancer?”

“That means Jake and Blackheart will be shirtless while carrying around,” said Lissa.

“Wow. I would love this,” said Ben.

“So do I,” said Blackheart as he winked to both Ben and Jake.

Jake shrugged. “Yeah, whatever.”

“So, we’re doing a heist?” asked Lissa.

“Guess we are,” said Charles.

“Maybe we could scream that thing you guys used to do. What was it? X-Ceptionals?” asked Blackheart.

“X-Terminators,” replied Jake. “And you didn’t say it the right way either.”

“Then show us,” said Blackheart with a smirk.

“Alright,” said Jake.

They joined their left hand together and shouted together, “X-Terminators!”

Chapter 75: Feathery Gambit

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Jake and his friends headed out of the hotel. Then they went around the town to find some clothes to disguise themselves. Meanwhile, Charles was collecting more information about the casino and used Lissa’s teleporting trinket to fetch some equipment. They met up in Charles and Linda’s room since the other had been wrecked open.

“You got everything?” asked Charles.

“Yeah, we did,” said Jake.

“So what’s the plan?” asked Lissa.

“Well, I think I got enough for now about the casino,” said Charles as he looked at his computer screen. “The bad news is that the exposition’s just been shut down.”

“So, where’s the puppet now?” asked Jake.

“There are two possible locations. The vault at the back of the casino or the safe on the top floor,” said Charles. “The vault needs a code for its keypad door. Meanwhile, the top floor has a fingerprint lock system and needs a security pass. The good news is that the shift manager, Nicholas Powell loves watching magic acts.”

“You and I could trick him,” said Linda. 

“Exactly. He should give us the fingerprint we need. Getting the security pass won’t be possible though. However, the winner of that Celine Dion’s contest will be invited at a party close to the safe,” said Charles.

“Oh! Maybe I could win it,” said Ben.

“What about the vault?” asked Lissa.

“No idea. Guess we’ll have to be on the spot to find out what the code is,” said Charles.

Lissa sighed. “Hope we’ll find my sisters too.”

“We will,” said Ben.

Lissa smiled and they got ready. Lissa put on a long mauve fringe dress, a shawl of the same color, and fringed sunglasses. Ben wore a bridal mini dress with billowing sleeves and a long wavy caramel wig.  Meanwhile, Ben and Blackheart were shirtless and wore feather masks with glittery pants. After them, Linda and Charles showed up with a goth magician attire. Jake, Blackheart, and Lissa laughed at the two as they arrived.

“What?” asked Charles with knitted brows. “This look was great in the 2000s.”

“Exactly, it’s not the 2000s anymore,” said Lissa with a stifled giggle.

“Let’s just go already,” said Charles as he picked up a coffin-shaped backpack.

“Wait, what about the Sodomobile?” asked Ben.

“We’ll pick it up later, don’t worry,” said Jake.

Ben smiled and Lissa used the Tekamentep's Ankh to open a golden portal. They headed inside the portal while Linda and Charles stood in front of it.

“You’re okay?” asked Charles.

“Not really…” Linda scowled. “I thought I could just… come back and make everything go back to normal, but… I can’t.” She shook her head. “I tried to be the Linda I used to be, but I can’t…”

“I understand… But maybe you don’t have to be that Linda anymore,” said Charles as he grabbed Linda’s left hand. “Just be you.”

“Thank you,” said Linda.

She stepped toward the portal, but stopped. Linda looked at Charles and grinned a bit. She approached him and softly kissed him. Charles flinched quickly before returning the kiss. Then, they shared a smile and walked through the portal.

The two arrive into a dark alley street as the others waited for them.

“Took your time,” said Lissa.

“Sorry, we-we picked up a few more things,” said Linda.

“Why didn’t we get teleported inside the casino?” asked Charles.

Jake shrugged. “No idea. Maybe some spell on the casino or something.”

“Whatever, we should be allowed to enter either way,” said Charles.

They headed toward the casino while Blackheart stared at Jake’s bare chest.

“What?” asked Jake.

“You look so cute like this,” said Blackheart. “I could eat you up.”

Jake blushed. “Blackheart! Not in front of my parents…”

Blackheart and Ben looked at Jake’s torso as he crossed his arms. They soon arrived in front of Hotel Hollywood’s Casino . The building’s towers were giant popcorn box while its entrance was a huge glittery star appearing to be out of The Walk of Fame . Nobody guarded the front door, so they easily entered the place. The entrance hall possessed a red porcelain floor and marble pillars. Waitresses with tube dresses and pig headbands ears offered appetizers while empty candy wrappers rained from mini holes in the ceiling. Emaciated people swarmed to the appetizers and wrappers to eat them up. 

“What do we do now?” asked Ben.

“The magic showroom should be to our left,” said Charles. 

They walked in this direction and reached an upside-down corridor whose chandeliers hung from the floor while a pink carpet lied on the ceiling. 

“So here’s the plan,” said Charles. “Lissa, you-”

The wall to their left blew open. All of them were propelled against the other side and brutally dropped against the floor. Flames burned around them as a horned woman slunk toward them. 

“Jezebel,” bitterly said Blackheart.

“Hey, brother. You look… weak ,” said Jezebel.

A winged-man with a baby blue suit stepped next to her.

“Solomon?” asked Charles.

“Nothin personal, Glitch. It’s just business,” said Solomon.

A pair of armored boots trod to the right of them.

“Cap?” asked Jake.

Steve emerged out of the smoke with his brimstone-like suit. A fiery skull and serpents burned on his torso. Jake goggled at Steve as his sight blurred. It soon all became dark and Jake passed out. 

A lingering sensation of the floor scraping against him tickled his body. He groaned as he pushed into a sitting position. Something appeared to compress his chest, arms, and back. He slowly opened his eyes as flashing lights pricked his vision. Jake gawked around and saw Ben and Blackheart next to him. Ropes tied up all of them on ladder back chairs. Stage lights turned on and shone on Linda, Charles, Lissa sitting behind them. They were at the front row of the casino showroom. Immense, mint-green, ruched curtains were pulled on the ebony stage.

“What’s happening?” asked Jake.

“No idea,” said Blackheart as he wrestled his restrains. “We all woke up here.”

All of a sudden, synthesizer music sounded as the curtains slid away from the middle. A twenty-feet tall silver dragon with seven heads and ruby-incrusted eyes towered on the stage. Its dog-like maws spit smoke while an ill-pink dusk was painted on the wall behind the beast. An orchestra of red-skinned demons to the far sides of the stage played instruments such as the harp or the drums. The dragon statue lowered its third head to the center of the stage and opened its mouth. Jezebel stepped out of it with a white loincloth and breasts bejeweled with crystals. Golden hoof-like stilettos clad her feet while clawed gloves clad her upper arms. She wore a large, gilded, semi-circle headpiece dripping with strings of pearls and crystals. A thin mask of pearls contoured her glowing eyes while gold leafs covered her lips.

“Shadows run in the heat of the desert. Hands beat at the door,” hummed Jezebel.

“What’s happening?” asked Ben.

“The worst thing that she could do to us,” said Blackheart.

“What?” asked Jake.

“She’s singing,” sternly said Blackheart.

Jezebel outstretched her arms and sang, “He heard the sound from a distance voice.”

“You'd better watch out! You'd better watch out!” sang an ethereal choir.

“He heard the sound from a thousand years,” sang Jezebel.

“Calling out. Calling out,” sang the choir.

“In the house of Salo-”

“Boo!” shouted Blackheart.

The music stopped and Jezebel shot daggers at Blackheart. Her eyes glowed and she summoned a fireball in her left hand. She shot it at the audience. Charles pushed his upper body to the side and fell away from the fireball.

“Jezebel! Stop!” shouted Blackheart.

“You can’t order me around,” said Jezebel.

“But I can,” said a sinister voice.

Jezebel and Blackheart froze as they heard these words. Thuds from his cane resonated throughout the room. A man with a top hat and a suit with a red and black cheetah print sauntered on the stage. He held a glass-shaped skull while a Burmese Python slithered around him. Steve followed the man as he arrived.

“Father? What are you doing here?” asked Jezebel. “I thought you-”

“Your father and I made up,” said an ethereal voice.

 A flock of bubbles and foam floated to the stage. It slowly melted and fused together into a womanly outline. Jet-black hair and a white dress materialized out of them before a pale woman appeared. 

“Mother?” asked Jezebel.

“Hello…” Launa tilted her head and asked, “Jessie?” 

“Her name’s Jezebel,” whispered Mephisto.

“Ah, right. It’s nice to see you,” said Launa with a honeyed voice.

“Launa, what’s the meaning of this?” shouted Linda.

“C’mon Linda, you’re all about making sacrifices for family.” Launa leaned toward Mephisto and said, “And I missed this evil selfish man.”

“And I missed my child-murdering wife too,” said Mephisto as they passionately kissed each other while drinking the glass-shaped skull.

Everyone gawked at them and grimaced.

“Speaking of family.” Launa turned toward Blackheart and said, “We have a wedding on our hands.”

“Is this why you tried to drown me? To free father?” asked Blackheart.

“If that’s the answer you chose, then yes,” replied Launa with nonchalance.

“What’s the real answer?” asked Blackheart.

Launa shrugged. “Maybe I just like drowning children.”

Blackheart stared at her while imps wearing a butler attire rushed at them. Linda squirmed and wrestled her restrains.

“I’m the one who gave you your powers, Linda. I can easily take them back,” said Launa.

“Aren’t you vile and cunning, my love,” sweetly said Mephisto.

All of a sudden, all of the lights turned off. 

“What’s happening?” asked Jake.

Footfalls sounded around them. Jake heard a slash and the ropes around him loosened. 

“Follow us,” whispered Solomon.

Jake stood up and was pulled away. The darkness around them blurred and distorted into a red smokey aura. It soon illuminated the stage.

“Get them,” Mephisto told Steve.

Steve nodded and heavily hopped off the stage. Jake and his family raced away and followed Solomon. They were escorted by  armed young women who seemed to be around Lissa’s age.

“Renata?” Lissa asked one of them. “But how-”

“That man with the wings helped us getting out,” said Renata.

“Why would you help us?” asked Charles.

“I owe you one for what you did me before,” said Solomon.

The wall in front of them collapsed as Steve charged through it.

“Go,” said Charles.

Jake gazed at his father and said, “But what about-”

“Don’t worry.” Charles tapped Jake’s back. “Nothing will break our family.”

“Trust your father, Jake. He knows what he’s doing,” said Linda.

Charles stepped in front of the group and gulped. He glared at Steve and said, “Dad. Please. If you hear me, let us go.”

Steve sternly looked at Charles with his fiery eyes. Jake’s heart pounded against his chest while Linda had her arms wrapped around him. Steve held firmly his shield and planted his feet on the floor. Charles sweated and observed his father. 

After what appeared to be an hour, Steve turned around and walked away. 

“Dad! You did it!” exclaimed Jake. “That was awesome.”

“Thanks, champ,” said Charles as he ruffled his hair.

Linda faintly smiled at Charles as they headed away. They reached a giant bar counter floating over the void. Shattered framed pictures and rivers of liquors levitated around them. Shadowy people drifted in the rivers or stayed on the pictures.

“What’s this place?” asked Blackheart.

“It’s a pocket dimension. Launa’s powers should not work here,” said Solomon as he put Lissa’s ankh out of his suit.

A golden portal opened in front of them. Linda stood behind Jake and shielded him from the winds of the portal. 

“Um, Mom?” called Jake.

“Yeah?” asked Linda.

“I… I think you’re awesome too,” said Jake.

Linda stared with surprise at Jake. She then relaxed her face and beamed. A strong gust blew hair strands in front of Jake’s eyes. He closed his eyes and groaned. By the time he could see again, his mother was gone.

“Linda!” shouted Charles.

Steve had raced past them. He held Linda by the neck and lifted her above the ground. Lissa, her friends, Blackheart, Charles, Ben, and Jake all stared at the scene. The thud of cane sounded and Mephisto stepped in with Launa and Jezebel.

“Mephisto! Let my Mom go!” shouted Jake.

“With pleasure.” Mephisto tipped his hat to Steve.

Steve bobbed his head and he walked forward. Linda squirmed and tried to turn herself into crows. Launa’s eyes glowed as she watched Linda. Jake and Charles rushed to Linda, but a wall of water and darkness rose in front of them. Soon, Steve carried Linda by the edge of the counter, just above the void.

Linda smiled at her family and said, “I love you two.”

Steve let go of Linda and Jake screamed, “MOM!”

Linda fell as crows and ravens grew out of her back. She exhaled and spread her arms as wide as she could. The colossal framed picture of a family floated under her. Linda crashed on it and shattered it. Black feathers hovered down on her body as her blood seeped through the cracks. 

“Mom,” muttered Jake as the wall vanished. 

He raced to the edge of the counter and knelt down. Jake trembled and stared at his mother. Linda sweetly looked at Jake and extended her right arm at him. A raven came out of her sleeve and flew to Jake. The bird perched on Jake’s left shoulder and tenderly rubbed its head against his. Linda smiled once more as her right arm fell back. The bird disappeared into smoke as Jake watched life leaving his mother.

“Mom!” shouted Jake. “Mom!” He cried as the rest of his family rushed to him. “Please… Don’t leave me… Mom…”

Ben wrapped his arms around Jake who wept against him. Whereas, Blackheart glared at his father chuckling at them. Steve stared at Charles, Jake, and Ben. He shivered a little and grit his teeth. The flames within Steve’s eyes lessened and he slowly turned around. Steve then lunged at Mephisto and Launa. 

“What are you doing?” yelled Mephisto.

“J-Jake… Go!” shouted Steve.

Jake looked at Steve and muttered, “Grandpa.”

Charles stood up and yanked Jake back. “C’mon, Jake, we have to go!”

Jake ran with his family toward the portal. He stopped one second and took one more glimpse at Steve. The latter smirked at him and put one thumb up. Jake nodded at Steve and charged through the portal.

Chapter 76: Dreaming of a Better Future

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Jake sprawled on a bed and slowly fiddled a black feather with his left hand. Ben and Blackheart were next to Jake and wrapped their arms around him. Jake smiled a little and hugged them back. Jake put down the feather on a night table.

“Hey, Jake?” asked Ben.

“Yeah?” replied Jake.

“Are you-” Ben pursed his lips. “Is it okay if I ask you how you are?”

Jake kissed Ben and said, “I’m fine… I’m fine when I’m with you guys.”

Ben smiled and nested his head on Jake’s right shoulder and tenderly caressed his chest. Meanwhile, Blackheart cuddled Jake from behind and moved his left hand on Ben’s back.

“Jake, I… I’m sorry,” said Blackheart.

“It’s not your fault,” said Jake. “But thanks for not being an asshole.”

“I can be one if it makes you feel better,” said Blackheart.

Jake chuckled and kissed Blackheart. 

“How do you guys feel a-about us being together and… And that whole starting the end of the world?” asked Jake.

Blackheart shrugged. “I don’t care honestly. I Just want to be with you two.”

“But what about all those things written about us?” asked Ben. “What if it meant that us three can’t be together?”

“I mean it’s not that bad, it just mean we can’t marry each other,” said Jake.

“But it’s not fair. Why some people out there are free to marry and we’re not?” asked Ben.

“That’s just how it is, I guess,” said Jake.

“Why? Because some book says we can’t be together, we have to follow through?” said Blackheart.

Jake gawked at Blackheart and said, “People would die.”

“Ah yes I forgot. I’m part of the good guys now,” said Blackheart as he crossed his arms. “Well… Maybe we could change that.”

Ben tilted his head. “Change?”

“Yeah, change. You two know that any element of magic always has something else to counterbalance it,” said Blackheart.

“So… What’s that thing that could change that whole wedding ritual magic?” asked Jake.

“No idea…” Blackheart rubbed the side of his neck. “I mean, I know one solution, but, well… It would be using a spell to go back in time and kill one of us three. And I guess none of us want to do that.”

“That sounds like an awful solution,” said Ben.

“Right.” Blackheart handwaved. “Maybe we’ll find a better solution later…” He leaned closer to Jake and whispered, “We don’t have to be married to have fun.”

“Blackheart! I’m not in the mood to sleep with you,” said Jake.

Blackheart rolled his eyes. “How long do I have to wait until we fuck?”

“You tried to kill me, my dad, and Ben. You should be happy that we’re even dating each other,” said Jake.

“Happy? I knew from day one that you were getting hard on me,” said Blackheart.

“Huh?” Jake sat up. “The first time I saw you, you were wearing that corpse armor and chaining up my dad!” shouted Jake.

“And my manly voice was obviously turning you on,” said Blackheart.

Jake threw a pillow at Blackheart. “Bullshit!” 

Blackheart chuckled and lunged at Jake to smooch him. Ben giggled until Blackheart pulled him forward. Soon, the three of them hugged and rolled on the floor. They let out heartful laughs and slouched down.

“I… I love you two,” said Jake.

“I love you two, too,” said Ben.

“Same… I love you two,” said Blackheart.

The three tenderly held each other’s hands and longly looked at each other.

“No matter what happens, we got each other,” said Jake.

The door opened and Charles stepped in. “Oh, you three are busy. I-I’ll come back lat-”

“You can stay with us, dad. It’s okay,” said Jake as he stood up.

“No, no. I don’t want to butt in,” said Charles as he left.

Jake followed his father in the hallway. “Dad! You- How you’re doing?”

“I… I’m fine,” said Charles with a low tone. “You’re happy and that’s all that matters to me. That’s all that would’ve mattered to… To your Mom too.”

“Dad…” Jake put his left hand on Charles’s right shoulder. “I’m here if you need to talk about anything.”

Charles smiled a little. “Thanks, son.”

Jake’s father slowly walked somewhere else in the flat while Jake headed back inside his room. 

“So, how’s your dad?” asked Blackheart.

“I guess he’s okay.” Jake sighed.

“How about you?” asked Ben.

“I… I…” Jake sat down on the bed and closed his eyes. “I miss her…”

Ben and Blackheart held Jake’s hands and the three hugged each other again. 

“Jake,” called a familiar voice.

“M-Mom?” asked Jake with wide eyes.

Jake stood up and headed to the hallway. Ben and Blackheart soon followed him. Jake trembled as he looked around. He stepped into the kitchen but only Lissa and her friend were there. 

“You’re looking for something?” asked Lissa.

“Oh, n-nothing,” said Jake. “That’s your friend, right?”

“Hey, I’m Renata.” She stood up and shook his hand. “You’re the guy who dumped Lissa by text?”

“Yeah, that’s him,” said Ben with a grin.

Blackheart wrapped his left arm around Jake’s shoulders and said, “What an asshole, right?”

“Fuck you,” muttered Jake.

“Only if you join,” whispered Blackheart.

“What’s up with these three?” Renata asked Lissa.

“They’re three gays dating each other,” said Lissa.

“Ooh, okay…” said Renata.

Jake sat down and asked, “By the way, how did you two meet each other?”

Lissa furrowed her brows. “She was literally there the whole time back at Mesa.”

“Was she? I don’t remember her,” said Ben.

“Me either,” said Blackheart.

“You weren’t with us,” said Jake.

“I know. Just wanted to join in,” said Blackheart.

“Where are the rest of your friends?” asked Ben.

“Oh, they’re havin’ fun outside,” said Lissa.

Blackheart put Jake’s backpack on the table and said, “Anyway. We should focus on taking out the other soul.”

“Right.” Jake opened his backpack and grabbed The Book of the Vishanti . “So…” He sighed and read the book. “The next soul’s is…”

“Is where?” asked Blackheart.

Jake widened his eyes and said, “Here.”

The southern wall of the kitchen blew up and a surge of fire darted in. Jake pushed Ben and Blackheart out of the way. Renata sprung up and stood in front of Lissa.

Flames burned the rubbles and the edges of the wrecked wall. Two blurred silhouettes appeared behind a curtain of smoke. The first one was tall with two horns towering on top of it. 

Blackheart glared at her and said, “Jezebel.” 

“Father’s busy right now, but don’t worry. The starring’s role’s here,” said Jezebel. “Oh, and I got a surprise for you.”

The second silhouette stepped forward as a fiery soldier suit appeared. Soon, Steve revealed himself to everyone.

At the same time, Charles walked in and gawked at Steve.

“Dad?” asked Charles with a feeble voice.

“We’re not scared of you, she-bitch,” said Lissa.

“Don’t worry, I got something for you too,” said Jezebel with a sinister tone.

A green aura glowed behind the smoke. Emerald bats flew out as a young woman with black hair hovered in. Her eyes shone with the same color as the bats.

Lissa widened her eyes and asked, “Andrea?”

“Lissa… Looks like you’ve found a new friend,” said Andrea.

“Andrea, it’s not what you think,” said Lissa.

“Lies!” shouted Andrea as three pairs of bat-like wings came out of her back. 

Renata pulled back Lissa as the wings grew bigger until they blot out the wrecked wall. Charles grabbed Jake and Ben to take them away, but the wings soon surrounded them. Their emerald tint soon flashed and blinded them. Jake shielded himself with his arms. The blinding light lessened and Jake put down his arms. He looked around and saw everyone around him.

“What happened?” asked Ben.

Jezebel, Andrea, and Steve had disappeared and the apartment was back to normal.

“No idea,” said Jake. 

They looked around the kitchen for a brief moment, but nothing particularly caught their attention. 

“So, they left just left?” asked Lissa.

“I guess,” said Renata. 

Ben eyed a nearby window and furrowed his brows. “Wait, isn’t the sky weird?”

A daze of shimmery glitters shone in the peach sky. The clouds evaporated into colored fumes while the blurred sun had a glassy appearance.

“Maybe I should check the weather online,” said Lissa as she typed on her phone. “Huh. Wh-What?”

“What’s going on?” asked Jake.

“I… I… I can’t read,” said Lissa.

“We already knew that,” said Blackheart.

“Shut up,” said Lissa with an annoyed tone. “I meant that I can’t read what’s on my phone.”

Ben and Jake looked at Lissa’s phone. The text appeared to be smudged and splitting into a complex amalgam of letters and numbers. 

“It could be a glitch?” said Charles.

Jake glanced at a nearby mirror and furrowed his brows. His reflection darkened as shadows filled the mirror. His reflection twisted and the mouth contorted into a scream. Jake trembled and was paralyzed by it.

Ben pulled Jake away and asked, “You’re okay?”

Jake held himself against a wall and closed his eyes. “The mi-mirror. Don’t look at it.”

“Alright, won’t try it,” said Lissa as she pulled at the curtains.

“You trust him so easily?” asked Renata.

“Avoiding mirrors won’t kill me, so yeah,” said Lissa as she covered the mirror with a curtain cloth.

Lissa adjusted the cloth while Renata observed her left palm and touched it. Her index finger accidentally phased through it and Renata stumbled back.

“What happened? You’re alright?” asked Lissa.

“S-Something’s wrong,” said Renata.

“What makes you think that?” asked Lissa

“The mirror, the text, my palm… Isn’t that obvious?” said Renata.

“You know a lot about what’s going on,” said Jake with a suspecting tone.

“Maybe we could stop talking and focus on getting out of here?” said Renata.

Blackheart chuckled and whispered to Jake, ”She shut you down.”

Jake rolled his eyes and asked, “What are we even supposed to do?”

“Maybe pinching ourselves to wake up?” said Ben.

Lissa pinched herself and shrugged. “Nothing happened.”

Jake, Ben, and Blackheart exchanged looks.

“Maybe we should try going outside?” said Ben.

“I’ll go first. Stay near me,” said Charles.

All of them headed toward the front door of the flat. Charles took a deep breath and clasped the doorknob. He turned it and slowly pulled it open. As soon as he was done, everyone gasped and flinched. 

“Oh fuck,” muttered Jake.

The rest of the apartment complex had vanished. Only a trail of grey tiles levitated above a void of clouds. The tiles led to giant lush floating cherry trees with no trunks. Shiny doors glowed within the trees on the horizon.

“Maybe we should go inside this huge floating tree?” said Ben.

“It’s not like we got anywhere else to go to,” said Jake.

They cautiously crossed the long bridge of tiles.

“Hey, your name’s Renata, right?” Ben asked Renata.

“Yeah, but you can call me Nata,” said Renata.

“Okay. Hi, Nata. I like that thing on your shoes,” said Ben.

“Oh, you mean the-” Renata gawked down and jerked back. “Wh-What’s happening to me?”

Renata’s feet started to become intangible as her legs progressively turned the same. Lissa grabbed Renata by the right hand and dragged her away.

“We have to go now!” shouted Lissa.

Renata and Lissa sprinted before the rest of the group followed them.

“What’s going on with me?” shouted Renata.

“I don’t know, but we have to get out of here!” shouted Lissa.

They ran until they reached the other side of the bridge. Lissa lunged at the shiny door and Jake elbowed it open. Renata charged through the doorway and stumbled on the floor. She panted and gazed at her lower body, which had disappeared.

“Wh-What?!” yelled Renata.

“Wow, she’s cut in half,” said Blackheart with a nonchalant tone.

“Andrea has to be behind this,” said Ben.

“Maybe she’s the one who put us here,” said Jake.

“No really? She wrapping her giant wings on us wasn’t a dead giveaway?” asked Blackheart.

“Fuck you,” said Jake.

“With pleasure,” said Blackheart as he approached Jake.

Ben stepped between the two and said, “Um, maybe we could do this later?”

“Right,” said Jake.

“Jake…” called a familiar voice.

“Huh?” asked Jake as he widened his eyes.

He looked around the room and noticed an uncanny aspect. They were inside a room whose walls were covered by red velvet curtains while the ceiling was checkered with black and white tiles. Jake stared at an upside down chandelier hanging from the floor.

“Wait, it feels like we already went there,” said Jake.

“Didn’t the casino have a hallway like this?” said Ben.

“Pretty much,” said Blackheart.

They observed their surroundings and spotted more doors. One of them was magenta with glitter floating around it like ethereal butterflies. Suction winds lightly pulled them toward the door. Jake stared at it and approached the door. It slowly opened on its own and cast a golden light all over the room. He jerked back and shielded himself with his left arm. 

“This can’t be,” muttered Charles.

“Jake?” called a familiar voice.

Jake moved down his left arm and widened his eyes.

“Mom?”

Chapter 77: Heaven is a Place on Earth

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Jake stared at the room behind the open door. Lush golden grass and a blue sky shone on the other side. A blurry silhouette on a distant sunshiny hill called his name with a voice resembling his mother’s. Jake’s heart fluttered as he approached the room.

“Watch out!” shouted Renata.

The place they were in trembled and fissured. The floor crumbled while the ceiling fell into pieces. They all rushed toward the open door. Ben followed them, but the upside-down chandelier bent in front of him. Ben rolled under it as the floor under him collapsed. He fell, but Renata grabbed him and yanked him forward. As she did so, the fingers of her right hand turned into liquid-like smoke. Renata gasped but quickly regained her composure. She and Ben ran back to the others as Lissa and Jake respectively pulled them to the open door.

They all stumbled down a verdant slope. Jake fell face-first into a pond filled with lotus flowers. Ben and Blackheart helped him get up as Jake spat out water.

“Where are we?” asked Ben.

Blackheart furrowed his brows and said, “My worst nightmare.”

Doves and butterflies flew around the immense plain. Pearly gates towered in the horizon while a sea of clouds spread behind. Cherubs nested on the branch of a pomegranate tree played golden harps. Soon, a bunch of people with completely white clothes walked toward them.

“Welcome to the Elysian Fields,” said a man with black hair and green eyes. “My name is Edvard.”

“The Elysian Plain? You mean, like in Greek stuff?” asked Lissa.

“Precisely,” said Edvard.

“But why are we here? Only dead people go here,” said Lissa.

Edvard sighed and said, “That’s the sad part… You’ve all died.”

“WHAT?!” shouted Jake and his family.

“Bu-But the last thing we saw was Jezebel and-” Jake paused and widened his eyes. “Oh.”

“Don’t tell me we got killed by Jezebel? I could die of shame again,” said Blackheart.

“I’m sorry, but that’s the truth,” said Edvard.

Jake fell to his knees and muttered, “B-But… It can’t end like that.”

Ben and Blackheart cuddled Jake while everyone else was frozen by shock. 

“Jake?” called a familiar voice.

The young man raised his head and asked, “Mom?”

A woman with almond skin and raven hair walked out of the crowd. Jake flinched and tried to smile as he stepped toward her.

“Mom? Is it really you?” asked Jake.

Linda sighed and said, “Yes. I’m sorry for what happened to you… But at least nothing bad will happen to us now.”

Jake flinched and asked, “So this is it? It’s really the end?”

Ben walked toward Jake and said, “Hey, Heart and I are here for you.”

“Th-Thanks…” said Jake with a small smile. 

Charles approached them and asked, “Linda? It’s you?”

Linda stared at him and said, “Charles… How do you feel?”

“It-It feels so weird. I just can’t grasp the idea that we died,” said Charles.

“Well, we will help you adapt to this new world, don’t worry,” said Edvard as he unrolled a list out of his suit. “Jake, Ben, and Blackheart. Follow me.”

“What about us?” asked Lissa.

“Don’t worry, people will come for you to,” said Edvard as he walked away.

The three young men followed Edvard across the verdant plain. As they did so, the landscape behind them blurred and slowly turned into a wall of pastel clouds.

“You’re okay, guys?” Jake asked his boyfriends.

“Eh. Kinda pissed of gettin’ killed by Jezebel, but fine apart from that,” said Blackheart.

“I’m okay too. And you, you feel better?” asked Ben.

“I guess…” said Jake as he dug his hands inside his pocket. “Maybe I just need time as my dad said.”

They followed Edvard until they arrived in front of a cephalic golden building garnered with antennas and gilded eyeballs.

“Welcome to the Dreamscape!” exclaimed Edvard.

“The what?” asked Jake.

“This building will make your dreams come true, just go inside and enjoy,” said Edvard as the giant, yellow, mosaic door of the building opened on its own.

“Can we trust him?” whispered Ben.

“I don’t think it matters, we’re dead after all,” said Jake.

“You can trust me. Mephisto isn’t welcomed here,” said Edvard. “Oh, and here’s one thing. The building will project the dreams of whoever enters first.”

“Ah, then I’m going in,” said Blackheart as he strode forward.

“Blackheart, wait!” shouted Jake.

Blackheart went inside the Dreamscape and flames immediately ignited around him while screams of agony resonated.

“Great…” said Jake with an exasperated tone.

“Maybe it’s not that bad,” said Ben.

Jake and Ben followed Blackheart inside the building. The two grimaced and froze—A brazier filled with burning people surrounded them. Some of them hung inside cages heated up by the fire while others drowned inside pools of lava.

Jake rolled his eyes as he saw that he and Ben were now almost naked with only briefs made of bones and leather harnesses on them. 

“Great…” muttered Jake.

“Hey, you two are here,” said Blackheart as he came in.

Blackheart was also naked with only a BBQ apron made out of skin on him. Jake winced before he gawked around him and spotted someone. There was a cowboy with grey hair and a long leather coat roasting marshmallows over a fire in a corner of the room.

“Is that Greylight?” asked Jake.

“Oh yeah. He’s here for some reason. Well, the dream version of him,” said Blackheart.

“Maybe because you want him to be here?” said Ben.

“I guess.” Blackheart shrugged. “Anyway, I got something to show you.”

They followed Blackheart into a gazebo made of bones garnered with skeletal gargoyles and snake-like spines slithering around its poles. Ben and Jake sat down on a bench while Blackheart opened a chest at the center of the gazebo. Whereas, Ben gazed at bronze stars hanging from the ceiling.

“There,” said Blackheart as he handed keep cases to Jake.

Jake gawked at them. “Web of Shadows?! B-But it’s not even out yet.”

“It is in my dreams. And here’s for you Ben,” said Blackheart as he gave a crown of blue cornflowers to Ben.

“Wow! It’s beautiful!” exclaimed Ben.

“So that’s your dream?” asked Jake.

“Yeah. I expected more dead bodies, but guess it’ll suffice,” said Blackheart.

Ben put the flower crown on his head and asked, “Don’t you guys think it’s weird that Renata started losing her arms and legs?”

“Maybe the Elysian Fields don’t want her?” said Blackheart.

“But they want a mass-murderer like you?” asked Jake.

“Hey, I’ve killed so many people, I’m sure there were some bad people among them,” said Blackheart.

Jake rolled his eyes. “Sure…”

“I do think there’s something strange here though,” said Ben.

“Right. That Edvard is weird,” said Jake.

“We’re dead as if it mattered,” said Blackheart.

All of a sudden, an intense light beamed on them as the door opened. Jake squinted and turned his head at it. 

“Jake?” called Linda.

Charles and Linda entered as they were holding hands.

“Hey, Jake, what’s-”

A burning man running by interrupted Charles with his screams of agony. 

“What’s that?” asked Charles.

“Um- It’s… It’s Blackheart’s dream apparently,” said Jake.

“Maybe we should go out of here?” said Ben.

Blackheart rolled his eyes. “Fine.”

The three of them stood up and walked through the burning Dreamscape. Blackheart waved back at some people getting tortured on the way out. Once they left, Jake closed the doors and the screams stopped.

“Phew, finally, it’s over,” said Jake.

“So, Jake… How’s heaven so far?” asked Linda.

“Oh. It’s rather cool, yeah,” replied Jake. “Thanks for asking, Mom.”

Linda smiled while Charles glanced at her.

“Um- By the way Jake, your Mom and I had something to tell you,” said Charles with a slight blush. “Well, before that whole thing at the casino… Your Mom and I have been- we’ve been rekindling and-”

“You guys are back together?” asked Jake with a grin.

Linda grabbed Charles’s left hand and said, “We are.”

“That’s awesome!” shouted Jake before he hugged them both.

Ben watched them and smiled while Blackheart gazed away. Ben wrapped his arms around Blackheart’s right arm and the latter smirked.

“Hey, guys! Look who I’ve found,” shouted Lissa as she ran in.

A middle-aged woman followed her and bore a resemblance to Lissa.

“Is it your mom?” asked Ben.

“Yeah, that’s her,” said Lissa before she looked at her mother and said, “Mom, that’s my friends and Jake’s parents.”

“Pleasure to meet you,” said Lissa’s mother as she extended her right hand.

Jake and his family shook her hand while Lissa looked tenderly at her.

“Oh, and Ben. I’ve met someone else on the way,” said Lissa.

“Really?” asked Ben. “Who is it-”

The ground tremored as a big pair of mousy ears protruded from afar. Soon, a giant rat statue strode toward them. Ben widened his eyes and beamed.

“Rudolph! You’re here!” shouted Ben. 

Ben hopped down from the Dreamscape’s front steps and rushed to Rudolph. The two spread their arms while Jake gawked at them and noticed their difference in sizes.

“Wait, Ben! You’re about to get crushed!” yelled Jake.

Rudolph stomped his left foot in front of Ben and put down his hands. Rudolph delicately picked up Ben and let him walk on his palms. His huge hands went back up and got closer to Rudolph’s head. Once there, Ben embraced Rudolph’s left cheek.

“I missed you, Rudolph,” softly said Ben.

Jake stared at them with a slight smile before carefully Rudolph put Ben back down.

“I-I think that I really like this place,” Ben told Jake.

“Me too,” said Jake as he held Ben’s right hand.

“Oh, there’s a breafunner nearby, maybe we should go to it?” said Linda.

“A brea-what?” asked Jake.

“A breafunner. It’s a breakfast, a lunch, and a dinner at the same time,” said Linda.

“Oh, alright,” said Lissa before she whispered to Ben, “Sounds more like a German porn movie.”

“You think we can watch porn movies here?” asked Ben.

“Yeah, and what about s-”

Jake pulled Ben away and said, “I think we should talk about this later.”

Linda, Rudolph, and Lissa’s mother led them across the plain. Jake and his friends smiled with elation as they walked through the heavenly landscape. 

Suddenly, Lissa knit her brows a little and asked, “Wait. Where’s Renata?”

Chapter 78: A Toxic Friend

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They walked forward while Lissa scanned their surroundings. 

“It’s weird, Renata was right there and then… She just disappeared,” said Lissa.

She gazed up and scowled at the sky. The sea of clouds above them shifted as three holes appeared and shaped it into a face. Lissa observed the clouds and squinted. A faint noise seemed to come from the clouds as if it was a voice.

“Lissa?” called Andrea.

She looked down and noticed Andrea right in front of her.

“You’re okay? You’ve been acting weird,” asked Andrea.

Lissa gawked at Andrea with bugged-out eyes. She tilted her head and checked her friend from head to toe.

“Lissa, you didn’t introduce me to her,” said Lissa’s mother as she barged in. “It’s your friend, Andrea, right?”

“Um- yeah,” said Lissa as her stream of thoughts was cut off. 

“Nice to meet you,” said Andrea as she shook hands with Lissa’s mother.

From afar, Ben gazed at the three and asked Jake, “Wait. Isn’t there something strange with Andrea?”

“Maybe she’s still coping with us being dead?” said Jake.

“I don’t know.” Ben pinched his lips. “There’s just-”

Rudolph tapped Ben’s back and accidentally interrupted him. Ben grinned a little at Rudolph and they all proceeded to walk forward. In the distance, a large white table with a cloth of silk and lace spread up in front of them. It was covered by first courses, main courses, and deserts of every kind—lotus salad, sautéed mushrooms, stuffed peppers, stilton cheese and pasta, sea breams, mulberry jam, coffee cakes, and even pies floating above them.

Jake and his family admired the feast as they sat around the table.

“Are more people coming?” asked Ben.

“Don’t worry, there is food everywhere in this place,” said Linda.

“Wow, guess we’ve hit the jackpot,” said Charles.

Lissa took a bite of an amuse-bouche and its luscious taste flowed down her throat before filling her whole body. 

“Wake up, Lissa!” shouted a bodiless voice.

Lissa flinched and gazed around. 

“Mom, you heard that?” asked Lissa.

Her mother raised an eyebrow. “Heard what?”

“That weird voice telling us to wake up,” said Lissa.

“Maybe it’s a side effect of your first steps here,” said Andrea.

Lissa joined her hands over her lap and discreetly pinched herself. A flash of blurry images instantly surged to her. She cringed as a loud buzzing whizzed in her head. 

“Wake up, Lissa! Wake up” shouted Renata.

A hand grabbed Lissa’s left wrist, pulling her out of the trance she was in. Lissa blinked a few times and gazed at Andrea who was holding her hand.

“Lissa! You keep zoning out,” said Andrea.

“Huh, yeah, I guess,” said Lissa.

“Ah. You’re all here,” said a stentorian voice.

Lissa and her friends turned around and spotted a pale man with green eyes, a white suit, and a viridescent necktie with an eye-shaped clip.

“Edvard?” asked Andrea.

“Andy, it wouldn’t bother you if I talked to your friend, right?” asked Edvard.

“N-No. It’s fine,” said Andrea with a sheepish voice.

Edvard gestured to Lissa and she stood up. She waved to her friends and the two of them walked away as a fog of clouds circled them.

“So…” Lissa gulped. “You wanted to-”

Edvard put a silver conducting baton out of his suit and hastily stabbed Lissa in the stomach with it. Lissa gasped and froze as the fog thickened. The sky darkened and cast a pall of night over them. Edvard’s suit turned green while his hair became disheveled. He grinned and a stream of black liquid leaked out of his mouth with a bunch of falling teeth. 

“We don’t have much time, so listen closely,” said Edvard with a hoarse voice. “You and your friends are trapped here by Andrea. So, kill her.”

Edvard pulled the baton out of Lissa and the whole place went back to its former state.

“You,” said Lissa with a breathy voice. “You’ve-”

“I’ve no idea what you’re talking about,” said Edvard with his original appearance. “Maybe you should now go back to your friends…” He smiled. “And especially Andrea.”

Edvard stepped away and vanished into the remnants of the fog. Lissa looked down at her stomach which bore no wound, but another thing caught her attention. Her belt now held a knife 

“What the-”

“Lissa?” called Andrea. “Did everything go well?”

“Yeah. Um- He just wanted to know why I was zoning out,” said Lissa as her back was turned to her friend.

Andrea furrowed her brows and said, “We should go back to the others.”

Lissa nodded and turned around as she discreetly grabbed the knife under her belt.

“What are you doing?” asked Andrea.

“N-Nothing,” said Lissa as she hid the knife into her left sleeve.

“You’re hiding something,” said Andrea with a firmer tone. 

Lissa gulped and said, “N-No. Why would you-”

“What are you hiding?!” shouted Andrea as her eyes glowed green.

“I knew it! You’re behind this, right?” asked Lissa. “You-”

Lissa dropped to her knees and grimaced. The same buzzing than before banged in her head and grew into a more defined sound.

“Lissa wake up!” yelled a familiar voice.

“Renata?” asked Lissa with a low voice. “Renata?”

“Stop saying her name! I’m your friend, not her!” shouted Andrea.

Lissa stared at Andrea and asked, “You. What did you do to Renata?”

“You don’t have to know,” coldly said Andrea as her voice distorted. 

“Andrea? Wh-What had happened to you?” asked Lissa.

“Just stop asking about her. This place is perfect, why do you want to ruin this?” asked Andrea as her teeth sharpened.

“Wait. You-You weren’t here with us. It was Renata. You’ve changed our memories,” said Lissa.

Andrea clenched her fists and said, “Everything was going so well. Why? Why can’t I have a perfect life like everyone else?” 

Tears ran down Andrea’s cheeks as she shivered. Soon, her skin melted with her tears into a boiling puddle as six bat wings sprouted from her back and enveloped her. The clouds around them turned grey as thunder boomed and the Elysian Fields became stormy.

Lissa shielded herself with her arms as Jake and his friends ran to her.

“What’s happening? My Mom and Rudolph have disappeared,” said Jake.

“It’s Andrea! She’s the one who’s put us here,” said Lissa.

Andrea’s wings spread out and revealed that she had transformed into a gorgon with vampire wings.

“I’ve tried to make everything perfect for you!” shouted Andrea with a monstrous voice. “Now that everything is ruined, I’ll make stay here forever!”

“We’re not in heaven, right?” asked Lissa. “It’s all an illusion that you’ve created.”

“Clever girl,” said a sultry voice as a portal opened and Jezebel stepped out of it.

“Jezebel. I should’ve known you had something to do with this,” said Blackheart.

“You should’ve. Guess being a good guy made you weaker,” said Jezebel.

“So we’re not dead?” asked Jake.

Jezebel shook her head and said, “Sadly not. Andrea convinced me to give you one last chance and you’ve wasted it.”

Andrea snared and looked daggers at Lissa before flying away. 

“Andrea!” shouted Lissa. “We can’t let her leave!”

Lissa and her friends ran after Andrea, but a fireball exploded in front of them.

“I won’t let you get one of the last souls bonded to my father,” said Jezebel as flames danced between her fingers.

“You will,” said Blackheart as he stepped forward. “I think it’s time to end this rivalry between us, don’t you think, sister?”

Jezebel smirked and said, “Sounds like the perfect time, brother.”

“Go,” Blackheart told Ben and Jake.

“You’ll be okay, Heart?” asked Ben with a small voice.

“Yeah, don’t worry,” replied Blackheart with a soft voice.

Jake pursed his lips and said, “Don’t die, alright?” 

Blackheart nodded and Jake smiled before the latter left with the rest of the group. Blackheart watched them leave as a fog circled him and Jezebel. The two glared at each other, each standing at an opposite edge of the area cleared of fog. A long table spread out to their right, devoid of food and plates. The storm clouds around them screeched and flared electric shades of pink and red.

Jezebel opened a portal and put out two swords with spiked hand-guards and a snake.

“What are you doing?” asked Blackheart.

“I won’t kill you without a fight. That wouldn’t be satisfying enough,” said Jezebel as she threw the swords and the snake to Blackheart’s feet. “That snakebite should give you enough power.”

Blackheart lowered his eyes at the cobra hissing at him. Its purple hood hypnotized him as he extended his left arm. Ben’s and Jake’s voices sounded in his head and Blackheart stopped. He pulled back his arm and raised his right foot to stomp on the cobra.

“I don’t need my powers to beat you,” said Blackheart.

“Arrogant, as always,” said Jezebel. “But now that you say this…” She took a deep breath and dug her clawed fingers inside her chest and chanted, “Kiszpu pasz kasītu.” Her chest shone with a silver light and Jezebel pulled out her hand. 

“What have you done?” asked Blackheart.

“I don’t need my immortality to beat you either,” said Jezebel.

Blackheart picked up the two swords while Jezebel grabbed from behind her loincloth belt an ancient sickle sword. 

Jezebel raised her sickle and said, “Hope it’ll be painful.” 

“I’ll make sure it’ll be for you,” said Blackheart.

Jezebel gritted her teeth and charged at Blackheart. She ululated and shot a swarm of fireballs at Blackheart. He used his swords to fend off her fire until Jezebel leaped through the flames. Jezebel struck down her sickle and Blackheart crossed his blades in front of him. Their swords clashed and Jezebel hurled another fireball at Blackheart. He tilted his head away while Jezebel spun and slashed at his left leg. Blackheart groaned and pounced at Jezebel. She jumped, but Blackheart threw one of his swords up. Jezebel jerked back and Blackheart yanked at her loincloth to smack her against the floor. He brought down his sword at her, but Jezebel blocked it with her sickle. Blackheart’s other sword fell down at Jezebel who shot a surge of flames at it. The sword whirled as it dropped down, prompting the two to back away. 

Blackheart grabbed his other sword while Jezebel ran to the long table. She seized a chair which instantly burned and threw it at Blackheart. Blackheart cut down the chair and darted at Jezebel who hopped on the table. He swayed his swords at her, but she pirouetted over them. Jezebel seized another chair to burn it and spun around with the flaming chair and her sickle. Blackheart crouched under the table and let go of his swords. He then gripped the table, lifted it, and flung it away. Jezebel crashed with the table which broke against her. 

Blackheart lunged at her and she kicked him in the jaw. He spat out blood and swung down his swords at her and she blocked them with her sickle.

“You’re ready to give up yet?” asked Blackheart with a breathy voice.

“You were always so sure of yourself. Th-Thinkin’ that you’re better than everyone else.” Jezebel growled and snapped her fingers.

Forty portals opened behind Blackheart and men stepped out of them. They wore black turbans, harem pants, and wielded scimitars.

“Bad guys with swords?” asked Blackheart.

“Lemme introduces you to the forty thieves,” said Jezebel as she crawled away.

“So you’re cheating now,” said Blackheart.

“Everything was always stacked up for you. Now it’s your turn to get the short end of the stick,” said Jezebel. “Kill him!”

The thieves surrounded Blackheart and charged at him. Blackheart swung his left sword around while he shielded himself with the one on the right. He then used his right sword to push down some thieves and stabbed them, staining his blade with their inky blood. Blackheart kicked another thief away and sliced the stomachs of other thieves. He fought as more thieves amassed against him. A scimitar sliced his right hip before another stabbed his left shoulder. Blackheart grunted and elbowed them away. He stumbled back as the crowd of thieves approached him.

“So what’s your choice, brother? A swift end or a long and agonizing one?” asked Jezebel.

“Fuck you,” said Blackheart.

Jezebel giggled and said, “Agony then.”

The thieves dashed to Blackheart but a flash of light beamed and blinded them. They backed away as an iron crook was brandished in front of Blackheart.

Blackheart widened his eyes and asked, “Ben?” 

Chapter 79: Apologies in the Clouds

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“Ben? What are you doing here?” asked Blackheart.

“We couldn’t leave you behind,” said Ben.

“We?” asked Blackheart.

The area tremored as a seismic shockwave pushed the thieves back. 

Jake arrived and said, “Hope you’re not dying yet.”

Blackheart smiled and gripped his swords as Jake and Ben stepped next to him. The thieves stood back up and charged at them. Jake summoned a small earthquake which made the thieves stumble while others fell. Blackheart groaned and swung his right sword at the thieves as he struggled with the injury of his other shoulder. Ben darted through the crowd and swiftly stabbed some of them. 

Jezebel watched the trio, still recovering from her fight Blackheart, and ground her teeth. She then snapped her fingers and portals opened behind her.

“We’ll see how long you can fight,” said Jezebel.

Blurry silhouettes appeared within the portal just before Jake shot a wave of translucent energy at it. The portal instantly shook and disintegrated into the burning pages of a book. 

Jezebel glared at Jake and yelled, “Kill him!”

Two thieves ran to Jake, but Blackheart struck one with his sword while Ben jumped on the back of the other and stabbed him. Soon, Ben and Blackheart slashed up the army of thieves with their blades while Jake destroyed Jezebel’s portal with his anti-magic. Jezebel snarled and observed them fight off her minions. She trembled and breathed heavily as she picked up her sickle. Jezebel growled and dashed to Blackheart. One of Jake’s tremors reached Jezebel and fissured the ground under her. She tripped while Ben used his crook to spread a purple aura of fear and sadness. Jezebel fell and looked at the trio killing the last of her thieves. The palm of her left hand slightly cut itself against her sickle as she landed. 

Jezebel knelt and closed her eyes while Ben’s empathic aura woke a sea of pain and resentment inside her. Jezebel cried and bawled as her hands fondled the blood and her sickle.

“Why? Why?! Why can I never be better than you ?!” asked Jezebel with a broken voice.

Blackheart looked at Jezebel weeping and cowering and he dropped his swords. He drooped his whole body before he spotted a familiar figure in the fog, Greylight. Blackheart shivered as the apparition of his older brother tipped his hat, smiled, and vanished into the fog.

Jake took care of an exhausted Ben while Blackheart stepped to Jezebel. Blackheart bent one knee and grabbed her sickle. Jezebel showed her teeth and clasped the sickle. 

“It’s mine!” yelled Jezebel with a bestial tone.

Blackheart stared at his sister drenched with sweat and blood, panting like an animal as a grimace of anger twisted her face. He delicately wrapped his fingers around Jezebel’s left hand and put it up with her sickle next to his neck. Jezebel flinched and stopped breathing.

“Wh-What are you doing?” asked Jezebel.

“You want to kill me, right? Then do it,” said Blackheart.

Jake and Ben gawked at Blackheart and hurried to him.

“Heart, are you out of your mind?” shouted Jake.

Blackheart gestured to the two young men to stay back and said, “It’s between Jezebel and me.”

Jezebel widened her eyes and asked, “Why would you let me kill you?”

“I guess that’s my way of saying sorry,” said Blackheart. “So, go ahead.”

Blackheart let go of Jezebel’s hand as she brought the blade of her sickle closer to his throat. Ben gasped as she did this while Jake gritted his teeth.

“You took Dad. You took my brother. You took away any love I had for myself…” said Jezebel with a small voice. “Why? Why did you hurt me so much?!” yelled Jezebel.

“Because I was jealous,” said Blackheart.

“Jealous?” Jezebel slowly tilted her head. “What were you even jealous of?”

“Of this love between you and Greylight. Ever since what happened with Mom, I’ve never felt any kind of love,” said Blackheart. “I guess… I just wanted to destroy what I couldn’t have.”

“You were jealous of me?” asked Jezebel with a feeble tone. “Is this a joke?”

Blackheart shrugged. “I’m not sure myself, but that’s the first answer that came to me.”

Jezebel took a quick breath and said, “For weeks, the only thing I dreamed of was killing you… For father, for me.” She teared up. “F-for Greylight.” Jezebel wiped her tears with her right arm and said, “Goodbye, brother.”

Blackheart closed his eyes while Ben and Jake ran to him. A brutal breeze tickled his neck as the blade of Jezebel’s sickle whizzed. Another clink resonated and was soon followed by footfalls.

“Huh?” Blackheart opened his eyes and saw Jezebel walking away.

She had thrown the sickle to the opposite direction and his neck bore no wound.

“Go,” said Jezebel with a broken voice. “I don’t want to see any of you ever again.”

Jezebel turned her back to them while Ben and Jake hugged Blackheart. The two helped Blackheart get up and they walked forward.

Ben glanced at Jezebel who was standing on her own and stopped them.

“Um- Jezebel?” called Ben.

She stood still and kept staring at the mist in complete silence.

“I… I forgive you,” said Ben.

Jezebel shook a little. She took a furtive glimpse at Ben before looking back at the mist.

“We should go,” whispered Jake.

Ben nodded and he assisted Jake with carrying forward Blackheart since he was injured. They headed into the mist which progressively veiled their sight of Jezebel. Once she had completely disappeared, a prolonged and ear-splitting wail boomed all around them. It continued as they walked before it turned into a series of crying. Blackheart lowered his head as he listened to his sister’s weeping becoming more and more distant until Jezebel could not be heard anymore.

“You’re okay?” Ben asked Blackheart.

Blackheart slowly nodded and said, ”Yeah… I’ll be okay.”

“You almost got yourself killed. We could’ve done something else,” said Jake.

“As you’ve said, I almost got killed. So can we move the blaming to later?” asked Blackheart.

“I think that was just Jake’s way of saying he was worried for you,” said Ben.

“Ooh…” Blackheart smiled and asked Jake, “So you were worried for me?”

Jake blushed and said, “We-We should focus on getting back to the others.”

“Fine…” Blackheart rolled his eyes. “How did Ben even get his crook back?”

“It was weird,” said Ben. “Lissa’s friend appeared in front of us and then my crook dropped from the sky.”

“Her friend? You mean Andrea?” asked Blackheart.

“No, the other one,” said Ben. “R-Renata?”

“Who’s Renata?” asked Blackheart.

“Wasn’t she with us at one point?” asked Jake.

Ben furrowed his brows and said, “I think she was, but Andrea’s powers made us forget that.”

“That would explai-”

“STOP!” shouted Charles.

“Dad?” muttered Jake.

They rushed through the mist while Charles’s yellings sounded. Jake’s chest tightened as he and Ben carried Blackheart as fast as they could. Flames glowed through the thinning layer of mist the further they strode forward. A crescent of moon shone in the starless sky above Lissa, who was in her half-wolf form, and growled at the huge bat monster that had become Andrea. Another part of the mist cleared over a bench and a freezing lake. Steve stood at its edge and held Charles by the throat just over the lake.

“Dad!” shouted Jake as he ran to them.

Andrea snarled and stepped toward Jake, but Lissa sprung in front of her. Ben and a limping Blackheart followed Jake.

“Steve!” called Jake with a panicked voice.

Steve turned his head to Jake and glared at him with his red eyes. 

“Jake! Stay away from him!” shouted Charles.

“Grandpa, it’s me, Jake!” shouted Jake.

Serpentine flames glowed within Steve’s eyes as he tightened his grasp on Charles’s neck. The latter squirmed and breathed heavily while Jake trembled.

“We could use our powers,” Ben told Jake.

Jake bobbed his head and Blackheart stepped back. He leaned against a nearby tree as Ben and Jake held hands. Ben’s eyes turned pink while Jake released a translucent wave with tranquil and rosy-hued vibrations. Steve closed his eyes and groaned while a pink cloud of firefly-like stars came out of Jake. The constellation floated around Steve and shifted in colors as images appeared on its layer. Soon, Jake’s and Ben’s memories with Steve surfaced all over the constellation—The first time they met, Steve fighting with Ben, Charles revealing that Steve is Jake’s grandfather, Steve comforting Jake, Steve reassuring Ben… As it happened, more stars came out of Charles and joined the constellation. Soon, the image of a young man whose face was very similar to Charles’s appeared in front of Steve.

“Dad?” called the young man.

Steve shivered as his eyes turned pink. He asked, ”Son?”

“Dad?” asked Charles.

“It’s working!” Ben told Jake.

Whereas, Andrea snarled as she fought Lissa. The latter was on Andrea’s back and had her clawed hands wrapped around Andrea’s reptilian neck. Andrea trashed around and lurched in front of Ben and Jake. The two stepped back, which began to dissolve the pink constellation. Steve’s eyes shifted partially red and he tightened his grasp on Charles’s neck.

“Dad!” shouted Jake.

“Get Andrea, I’ll handle Steve,” said Ben.

Jake nodded to Ben and rubbed his back before he and Ben stepped away. Andrea rolled to the side and knocked Lissa against the floor. Jake helped Lissa get up while Andrea stomped back.

“She’s not herself anymore,” said Lissa. 

“Our only choice is to kill her then,” said Blackheart.

The storm raged all over the misty plain as Andrea roared. Jake and Lissa clenched their fists while Blackheart held firmly his sword. Andrea took a deep breath and screamed so loudly that it cut grass and blew gusts at them. Lissa and Blackheart covered their ears while Jake winced and shot a shockwave at Andrea. The translucent waves bent the vibrations around Andrea and twisted them back at her. Andrea backed away, dazed by the hit, while Lissa recovered. Lissa crouched and charged forward before lunging at Andrea’s face. Andrea hissed and shook her head around while a green light in her chest glowed under a membrane on her torso.

“That has to be her weak point,” said Blackheart. “Let’s get her.”

Blackheart and Jake ran at Andrea as she was wrestling Lissa. Jake summoned tremors under Andrea and trapped her feet into the fissured ground. Andrea threshed and swung her horned wings around. Blackheart ducked her one before the other sliced the skin of his left arm. Blackheart groaned as he raised his right hand and thrust his sword at Andrea’s chest. Andrea screeched as the sword stabbed her and flapped her wings. A strong wind pushed Blackheart and Jake away as Andrea flew up.

“Lissa! Get her down!” shouted Jake.

Lissa nodded at Jake before hopping on Andrea’s back and clawing at her right wing. Andrea beat her wings faster as she progressively hovered down. Blackheart jumped and wrapped his right arm around one Andrea’s taloned feet. Andrea mewled as Blackheart’s weight brought her down.

“Stab her, Jake!” yelled Blackheart.

Jake’s heartbeat accelerated as he knelt and sprung at Andrea. He seized the sword and pushed it further into Andrea’s hard-skinned chest. Andrea screamed and spun as fast as she could. It hurled Lissa, Jake, and Blackheart away while Andrea stepped back. Andrea stomped down and roared until the ground quaked. The storm grew in fury as lightning bolts struck down and the mist became a cyclone. The horizon disappeared with everything around them as they soon stood on an isle floating above the void. Andrea breathed deeply and loudly wailed at them. Jake shot back a shockwave, but it only shielded them.

“We have to stop Andrea before she destroys the whole place!” shouted Jake.

Lissa panickingly scanned the area and spotted the crumbling edge of the isle. Then, Lissa gritted her teeth and jumped down. She quickly sunk her claws into the rocky side of the isle and got on all fours. Strong winds blew at Lissa as she ran while the isle ground under her progressively crumbled away. The cyclone threw branches and stones at her, but Lissa leaned away from them. Soon, a winged shadow appeared on a part of the edge getting closer to her and Lissa leaped up. Andrea stood there, her back turned to the edge. Lissa jumped again and lunged at the back of Andrea’s neck. Andrea stopped wailing and wrestle Lissa one more time. Blackheart and Jake rushed to them until a flock of ravens swooped down at them. 

Linda emerged out of the birds and Jake froze.

“Mom?” asked Jake.

“Jake, don’t do this!” shouted Linda. “If you do this, you won’t see me ever again.”

Linda and Jake stared at each other as the world stopped in time around Jake. 

Jake pinched his lips and said, “Mom… I’m sorry, but-”

Blackheart swung his sword at Linda and cut her in half. 

“WHAT THE-” Jake jerked back and shouted, “Blackheart! The fuck’s wrong with you?!”

“What, it was just an illusion. Calm down, we don’t have time to waste,” calmly said Blackheart.

They ran forward as Jake glanced one more time at Linda’s bloodless body. The fake Linda soon vanished into rays of green energy and Jake looked away with a saddened expression. 

“Let go of me!” shouted Andrea with a distorted voice. 

Jake and Blackheart ducked under Andrea’s horned wings and both seized the pummel of Blackheart’s sword. The two of them pushed the blade completely through Andrea and her chest exploded into green light. It propelled Jake and Blackheart away while Andrea collapsed against the ground. Lissa rolled to the side and Edvard’s knife dropped out of her jacket. She knelt up while Andrea’s monstrous bat body disintegrated into a green constellation. Andrea’s human body crawled away while Lissa observed her, picked up the knife, and stood up.

Andrea gawked at Lissa and said, “L-Lissa, please! Don’t do this!”

“You played with us. Used my Mom,” said Lissa with a bitting tone. “How could you?” 

“I had to. Everyone else, they’re born with good cards in their hands. So, I had to make things be fair for me,” said Andrea.

“Fair? Was it fair to trap us in a fake world and manipulate us?” shouted Lissa.

Andrea cried and said, “Yo-You don’t understand. After all the things that happened to me. I… I can…”

“Andrea! Are you aware of what you’re saying? Are you really saying that because life was unfair to you, you can do all this evil shit to us?” asked Lissa.

“I didn’t mean that way… I just… Just…” Andrea shook her head. “I didn’t deserve any of this… My family didn’t deserve any of this…”

“I’m sorry, Andrea…” said Lissa.

Andrea slowly stood up and asked, “Try to understand me. Please, Lissa… You and I. We went through the same things, we’re the same…” said Andrea as she walked closer to Lissa. “Just make an effort to be a little on my side… Just a little.”

Lissa closed her eyes and extended her left hand. Andrea gasped as Lissa looked at her again. Lissa stared at her friend and the knife stabbing Andrea in the chest.

“L-Lissa…” muttered Andrea as a trail of blood poured out of the right corner of her mouth. “Why?”

“I have to, Andrea… I’m sorry. So sorry,” said Lissa with a feeble voice.

Lissa cried before Andrea soon did the same. The storm dissipated with the mist and a pale sun shone above them.

“Sorry for being a bad friend,” said Andrea with a broken voice.

“I forgive you,” said Lissa.

Andrea smiled as the sunshine touched her, progressively turning her body into ashes.

“Could you tell my dad that I love him?” asked Andrea.

“I will,” replied Lissa.

“Thank you,” said Andrea as the sun reached her neck. “Thank you for everything.”

The sun fully bathed Andrea in light and she vanished into ashes. Lissa trembled as a breeze wiped her tears and the ashes away.

Jake stepped toward her and said, “I’m sorry, Lissa.”

“It-It’s okay… We should focus on Ben and your dad,” said Lissa.

Suddenly, the sun grew in intensity and blinded all of them as they raised their arms. The light lessened and revealed they were back inside their wrecked hotel room.

“Lissa?” called a familiar voice.

“Renata?” asked Lissa.

Lissa looked to her right and saw Renata walking to her.

“Thank God, you’re okay!” shouted Renata as she hugged Lissa.

“Hey, you’re the girl who gave Ben his staff?” asked Jake.

“I did?” asked Renata. 

“Yeah, you appeared in the sky, called us, and dropped Ben’s staff for us,” said Jake.

Renata grimaced a bit and said, “Sure…”

“Where’s your dad, by the way?” asked Ben.

“Right here,” said a sinister voice.

The doorway opened and Charles fell to the ground. 

“Dad!” yelled Jake.

“Jake, st-stay back!” shouted Charles.

Steve stood behind Charles while a man with a cane, a stripped suit, and a top hat was next to him.

Jake glared at the man with the top hat and said, “Mephisto.”

Mephisto tipped his hat and said, “We have a lot to talk about.”

Chapter 80: The Bite of the Snake

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Everyone stood still, frozen by the infinity of possibilities flowing through their minds. Mephisto nonchalantly trotted inside and tapped his cane.

“Ah, a family reunion. Isn’t that neat?” said Mephisto.

“Get to the point already,” said Blackheart.

Mephisto’s cane loudly hit the floor and he stiffened.

“Don’t interrupt me,” coldly said Mephisto.

Ben grabbed Blackheart’s left hand and whispered, “It’s okay.”

Blackheart nodded to Ben and smiled at him. Whereas, Charles groaned as he held his bruised neck. Mephisto trotted near Charles and slammed his cane against Charles’s left knee, making the latter scream.

“Dad!” shouted Jake as he ran forward.

“Jake! Stay away,” said Charles as he raised his left hand.

“You should listen to your dad for once,” said Mephisto. “Maybe if you and your friends had stayed away from my souls, you wouldn’t be in this situation.”

“You’re full of shit. You need Heart, Ben, and I to get out of your prison,” said Jake.

“Heart?” Mephisto sneered. “So that’s your new name? Isn’t that adorable.”

Blackheart glared at his father while Ben discreetly calmed him down.

“Anyway. You must all be wondering where is the last soul you need to get rid of me?” said Mephisto.

“Why would you tell that to us?” asked Lissa.

“Because killing you before telling you would be a missed opportunity,” replied Mephisto. “So, got any guesses?”

“David Laramee’s the last soul we need to beat,” said Jake.

Mephisto shook his index finger. “Nuh-uh. Nice guess, though.”

“Who is it then?” asked Blackheart.

Mephisto chuckled and stepped to the side. “Ladies and gentlemen, please give a standing ovation to the last cursed soul… Steve Rogers!” 

Jake flinched and his heart skipped a beat. He trembled and slowly turned his gaze at Steve to stare at him.

“It-It’s a lie,” said Jake.

“Have I ever lied to someone?” asked Mephisto with a honeyed voice. “I thought the pattern was simple… Pride, sloth, greed, lust, wrath, envy,” said Mephisto as he walked in front of Jake. “And the only one left… Gluttony.”

“Gluttony? That has anything to do with Steve,” said Jake.

“Think, Jake, think. What’s the one thing that Steve sought the most?” asked Mephisto. “Life. The most addicting thing to mortals.”

“And gluttony is addiction,” muttered Blackheart.

Jake gawked at Steve with bugged-out eyes. Sick hues of orange and magma had replaced the red of Steve’s original suit while the blue had become obsidian. Lavic snakes slithered all over him while his fissured breastplate depicted a fissured maw.

“Steve?” called Jake with a small voice. “It’s… It’s him?”

“Whether you trust me or not, that’s not what I’m here to talk about,” said Mephisto as he resumed to trot around again. “I’m here to make one more deal.”

“A deal? Why would we even do that with you?” asked Jake.

“Because I got your father and your grandfather.” Mephisto looked at Jake and asked, “So tell me, Jake. Do you want to free them?”

“Free my dad and Steve?” muttered Jake.

“We can free his family without your help,” said Blackheart.

“That sounds unlikely,” said a bodiless voice.

A myriad of blurry dots emerged from the horizon. Soon, will-o’-the-wisps, ghostly dogs, and feral women with loincloths made out of animal skins flew to them. The four-eyed fairies used their dragonfly wings to dart at them. They foamed and snarled as they aimed their bows at them while other monsters joined them. A trail of water slithered against the edge of the hotel and through the wrecked part of the room. It then hovered up and grew into a female figure with long black hair and a white dress.

Blackheart furrowed his brows and said, “Mother.”

“Son, you’re still alive. Fantastic,” said Launa as she floated across the room. “Guess we will have our wedding after all.”

“A wedding?” Jake raised an eyebrow. “So all of this is to get out of your prison?”

“What? No… Launa and I only want what’s best for our son. Isn’t that right, honey?” asked Mephisto.

Launa chuckled and said, “Of course. I’m sure Jeff and Bob would be perfect for our son.”

“Jake and Ben,” whispered Mephisto before he looked back at Jake. “So, Jake, what’s your choice? Our freedom, or letting us all rot inside our cages?”

The air in the room became heavy with dust and humidity as Mephisto extended his left hand forward. Jake’s heartbeats quickened and boomed in his head. Jake looked at his father, Steve, Ben, and Blackheart. The young man took a deep breath and stared intently at Mephisto.

“Deal,” said Jake as he raised his right hand.

“Jake, no!” shouted Ben.

Mephisto sneered and shook hands with Jake. A black snake crawled out of Mephisto’s sleeve while rain and thunder started outside. Jake watched the snake squirm above his wrist and closed his eyes. 

Suddenly, Jake was pushed to the side and stumbled against a closet. Jake opened his eyes and saw Ben pushing him as the snake snapped at them. 

“Ben!” shouted Jake.

The black snake bit the right side of Ben’s neck. Jake caught Ben as he fell against him. Ben rubbed his neck while his face lied against Jake’s chest.

“Ben? Ben?” called Jake.

Ben raised his head and Jake flinched.

“J-Jake? Something’s wrong?” asked Ben.

Jake grabbed a small desk mirror with a trembling mirror and put it in front of Ben. The latter flinched and jumped back.

A red pentagram had drawn itself around Ben’s left eye.

“Well, not what I expected, but still a promising result,” said Mephisto.

Jake stood up and said, “Undo this. The deal was between you and me.”

“The deal was between me, you, and your two boyfriends,” replied Mephisto. “As long as one of you three gets bitten, it doesn’t matter.”

“But-”

Mephisto clapped his hands and said, “Anyway. We have a wedding to do.”

“I’ll handle the guest list,” said Launa. “I’m sure there are a lot of people who are dying to see the bridegrooms.”

“I’m sure you’ll give us the best attendees,” said Mephisto before he kissed Launa on the left cheek. 

Jake held Ben while Mephisto magically put a long goat-headed cane out of his left sleeve. Then, Mephisto aimed the cane at the giant gap in the room and the goat on his cane glowed amber and red. The dust on the floor floated and spiraled at the center of the gap as its cracked edge radiated. Soon, the gap turned into a hellish portal. Screeching winds blew at them as Blackheart stepped in front of Jake and Ben to shield them. Launa’s minions pulled up Charles while the others and Steve gathered around Jake and his friends to push them toward the portal. Jake glared at them as he and his family headed into the infernal portal.

A scorching breeze greeted them as soon as they entered the portal. Molten chains and hooks whirled around them as they passed by curtains of flames. Ghosts and spirits wailed as they burned into the walls of the portal while a faint piece of glam metal music played. 

“The line between pleasure and pain has slowly vanished as we sink deeper and deeper into a void your venomous love,” chanted a raucous voice.

Blackheart led the way while Jake and Ben closely followed him. 

“Where’s Renata?” Ben asked Lissa.

Lissa quickly shushed and whispered, “Don’t ask. Trust me.”

The cacophony of guitar, drums, and screams intensified as they reached the end of the portal. A crepuscular beam blinded them before they arrived in a scarlet room with bronze statues of wingless cherubs and neon signs of playing cards. 

“Welcome to the Casino Inferno, formerly known as the Hotel Hollywood Casino,” said Mephisto. “Oh. And I’m a man of my words, so here’s your part of the deal.”

Mephisto snapped the fingers of his left hand and a circle of flames appeared around Steve. The fire immobilized Steve and grew into a blazing iron maiden that swallowed him. Jake stared at Steve as he groaned and screamed. The fire dissipated and Steve fell on his knees while Jake rushed to him. The colors red, white, and blue were back on his suit while the snakes and flames had disappeared off him.

“Steve!” shouted  Jake as he ran to Steve.

“Ugh, my head,” said Steve with a few moans.

“Feel free to have a look of the place as Launa and I prepare the wedding,” said Mephisto. “Oh, and don’t even think of getting away.”

Mephisto melted into shadows and faded away while Launa and her minions headed away. 

“Jake, Ben, Lissa? You-You’re really here?” asked Steve.

“Yeah, it’s us, grandpa,” said Jake with a feeble voice. “You’re back. You’re finally with us again.”

Jake hugged Steve while Ben and Lissa looked at them with a smile. 

“Ben? What happened to your eye?” asked Steve.

“Oh… It-It doesn’t matter,” said Ben.

Charles watched Steve chatting with Jake and his friends from afar while he leaned against a wall. Charles crossed his arms and twisted the ring on his left hand as a flood of childhood memories surged in his mind.

“Got family drama too?” asked Blackheart.

Charles jerked back and said, “I don’t need a therapy session from you.”

“Good, because I want one from you,” said Blackheart as he dragged Charles to a pink sofa. 

“Lemme go,” said Charles with an annoyed voice.

“So, doc. I have a very bad problem with my dad. You see, I… I have a lot of things to tell him, but I just can’t muster the courage to do it,” said Blackheart.

Charles rolled his eyes and asked, “Are you done?”

“All I’m saying is that you should talk to Captain America,” said Blackheart.

“I’d rather not,” said Charles.

“Why? He’s not even in the list of the top hundred bad fathers,” said Blackheart.

“Now’s not the time for that,” replied Charles.

Blackheart chuckled and said, “So that’s where Jake got his dismissiveness from.”

“Listen, I appreciate your help. But you’re the last person I need help from right now,” said Charles.

“If you say so.” Blackheart shrugged and stood up. “But I’m not here just to help you. I’m sure it’ll make your son happy to know that his dad and grandfather are on good terms.”

Charles shook his head. “What would I even say to him?”

“No idea. I’ve never talked that much to my father myself. I guess that not saying ‘I hope you will be tortured until you vomit your heart out’ would already be a good thing,” said Blackheart.

Blackheart walked away while Charles stared at Steve. Charles’s father looked the same as he used to do on the pictures around their house, the Captain America from the past that had always loomed over him. Steve hugged Jake one more time and accidentally glanced at Charles. Steve and Charles both froze and deeply eyed each other. Charles’s legs shook a bit as it happened while Steve’s smile lessened.

Steve excused himself to Jake and stood up. Charles gulped as his father walked to him.

“Hey… Son,” said Steve 

“Hey… Dad,” said Charles.

Steve sat on a chair in front of Charles and breathed deeply.

“So, you’re a father too now?” asked Steve.

“Yeah.” Charles chuckled a bit. “Guess it made me understand some things about you and… And the way you reacted.”

“Do you wanna talk about it?” asked Steve as he leaned forward.

Charles glanced at a doorway before saying, “You and… Ian. What made you like Ian more than me?”

Steve widened his eyes and said, “I didn’t like your brother more than you.”

“Yes, you did. You always scolded me for everything I did,” said Charles.

“Because you kept doings things like burning the neighbor’s flag or tryin’ to hack into the school system,” said Steve.

Charles sighed, crossed his arms, and slouched back against the sofa.

Steve stared down at his hands and said, “Charles, I get your frustration. But I… I saw who you could become if you kept doing these things and I was scared for you. I wanted you to become a better person than-”

“Than who I am now?” asked Charles.

“No! I didn’t mean this. Who you are now, I’m proud of it, I really am,” said Steve.

Charles shook his head. “Yeah, but who I was when Ian was still around…”

“Why are you talking like that about your brother? He looked up so much to you,” said Steve with a feeble voice.

“And you looked up to him, only him,” replied Charles. “Ian is the great son that everyone misses and I am the one who should’ve died instead.” 

“No, it’s not this!” shouted Steve as he stood up. “Sharon and I, we love you both more than anything. And losing Ian is one of the two worst things that had happened to us… The second one was losing you too.”

Charles stared at Steve and grabbed his left hand before saying, “You… You never lost me. I just…” Charles closed his eyes and said, “I wanted to keep looking for me until I felt like you had tried enough. But then… Then you had left… You had left forever.”

Steve tenderly held Charles’s hands and said, “I’m sorry, Charles. Sorry for making you feel like nobody cared about you.”

“No… I should be the one who is sorry,” said Charles as he looked back at Steve. “I just… I hurt everyone, you, Mom, even Ian…”

“It’s okay,” said Steve with warmth. “I’m here now.”

Charles smiled and said, “I love you, Dad.”

“I love you too, Son,” said Steve.

Charles stood up and wrapped his arms around his father. Steve froze a little before hugging back his son. Jake and his friends watched them as it happened with gleeful faces.

“Is it okay if I go talk to them quickly?” Jake asked Ben.

“Yeah, don’t worry,” softly said Ben as he massaged his neck.

Jake kissed Ben and walked up to Steve and Charles.

“Hey, champ. How it’s going?” asked Charles as he pulled away and wiped some tears on his face. “Oh, and don’t worry, it’s just an allergic-”

Jake hugged his father and said, “I love you, Dad.”

Charles flinched a bit before he hugged Jake back and said, “I love you too, Son.”

Steve beamed as he watched his son and grandson embracing each other. Charles took a glimpse at Steve who put a thumb up for him. Charles snickered and they headed back to the others.

“Well, guess things are starting to get better between us,” said Charles.

“You’re welcome,” said Blackheart.

“I didn’t-” Charles groaned and replied, “Thank you.”

Blackheart smirked and they walked between rows of candy-themed gambling machines as emaciated people played with them. 

“What’s this place?” asked Ben.

“My dad’s presence must’ve transformed this place into something that is closer to where he comes from,” said Blackheart. 

Jake and his friends observed their surroundings as they arrived at an orange alcove with jars of honey and biscuits on a wall table. The group sat on pink ottomans set on a mud-brown carpet under a chandelier made of hail-like crystals.   

As soon as they sat down, a head-splitting ringing boomed in Ben’s head. The latter winced, lowered his upper body, and rubbed his forehead while the pentagram on his left eye glowed.

“What’s happening?” asked Jake with fear in his voice.

“My head…” said Ben. “It feels like it’s about to explode.”

Jake and Blackheart held Ben as he sat back up. They both jerked back and gawked at Ben. His left eye was now completely black.

Chapter 81: Magical Nuke and Freedom

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“What’s happening to Ben?” asked Lissa with a sheepish voice.

“Mephisto’s power’s getting to Ben,” said Steve. “Just like it did to me.”

Ben shivered and said, “But it will stop after the wedding, right?”

Steve shook his head and said, “No idea.”

“So, you mean that Ben will become one of Mephisto’s monsters too?” asked Jake.

“Most likely,” said Blackheart. 

Jake gripped at his ottoman with his shaking right hand and said, “It… It should’ve been me, not Ben.”

“Maybe I could convince my father to turn me instead of Ben,” said Blackheart.

“No, no. Don’t do it,” said Ben. “If it’s me, then it’s fine.”

“What do you mean, fine? Did you see what Mephisto did to Steve?” shouted Jake.

Ben simpered and said, “Maybe it won’t be that bad with me?”

Blackheart frowned as he said, “Only someone from the same kind as Mephisto can fight off his powers. I’m sorry, Ben.”

“Ah…” Ben kept smiling as he lowered his head, making some glimmer of lights leave his eyes. “If this happens… Maybe… You guys should get rid of me before I completely turn.”

Jake stood up and shouted, “What? No! Never!”

“I shouldn’t say it like this, sorry,” said Ben. “But I don’t want to fight you, Blackheart, or any of you… “

“Bu-But, Ben… You can’t die…” Jake dropped to his knees and said, “I love you.”

 

Ben grabbed Jake’s hands and said, “I love you too… Which is why I don’t want to hurt you.”

“There has to be another way,” said Jake with a trembling voice as he frenetically looked around. “There has to be one, right?”

Blackheart, Steve, Lissa, and Charles looked down as Jake stared at them.

“It’s okay, Jake…” said Ben as his eyes started to glisten. “Meeting you, talking with you, loving you. It was the best that could ever happen to me, and I… I’ll always keep it with me, no matter what happens.”

“You’re the best thing that has happened to me too…” said Jake as he teared up. “You just can’t…” He hugged Ben and said, “You can’t leave me… You can’t leave me…”

Ben hugged back Jake and softly whispered, “It’s okay, Jake… It’s okay…”

“Well, it’s a bit too early for crying. The wedding’s not even starting yet,” said Mephisto.

Jake shot daggers at Mephisto with his tear-filled eyes.

“You,” bitterly said Jake as he stood up and strode forward.

“Jake!” shouted Ben.

“If we get married, will you free Ben from your curse?” asked Jake.

Mephisto rubbed his chin and nonchalantly said, “Perhaps. Perhaps. Oh… Or maybe I could make the curse dormant inside Ben and only wake it when you annoy me.”

“Go fuck yourself,” said Jake.

Mephisto sneered and snapped the fingers of his left hand. Ben screamed as the pentagram on his face glowed crimson and crouched.

“Ben!” yelled Jake as he ran back to Ben. “Make it stop, now!”

“Will you behave and be good boy if I do?” asked Mephisto.

“Yes! J-Just stop hurting Ben,” said Jake.

“Ah, love,” said Mephisto as he lazily handwaved.

The light of Ben’s pentagram soothed and he sprawled against the floor. Jake and Blackheart watched over Ben as he breathed heavily while a crowd of red gremlins with butler attires rushed toward them.

“Anyway, there’s no time to lose. So let’s you dress up already,” said Mephisto as he clapped.

The gremlins pulled Jake and Blackheart up before dragging them with Ben away. Other gremlins did the same with Lissa and Charles as they got separated. They soon got pushed into dressing rooms and the gremlins carelessly did their hair while others dress them up. Jake and Blackheart were forced to put on black tuxedos with Ben had on a white one.

“Okay, you guys are done, leave us alone!” shouted Jake as he smacked them away.

The gremlins snarled, toddled off, and locked the door.

“I can’t believe this is really happening,” said Jake as he dug his hands inside his pocket.

“It’s okay,” said Ben. “It… It will soon all be over.”

“But I don’t want it to be over. I don’t want us to be over,” said Jake with a broken voice.

“I trust in you, Jake,” said Ben as he held Jake’s hands. “You made my life so incredible, I believe in you to do everything.” Ben looked at Blackheart and said, “Heart. You’ll watch over Jake, okay?”

Blackheart nodded and said, “I will.”

Ben smiled and wrapped his arms around both Jake and Blackheart.

“I’ll always love you two,” said Ben with a tearful voice.

The door slammed open and a gremlin gestured at them to go out. Ben wiped his tears and smiled one more time at his boyfriends before they walked out. They followed the gremlins up a fissured stairway and arrived inside a gigantic ballroom filled with hanging diamond-studded stars. Plastic apple shrubs faded into the painted golden walls while artificial garlands of flowers coiled marble columns. 

Ben gazed at the myriad of people sitting on the rows of bronze benches—Teenage vampires, Mrs. Choke, Peckiis, Hisako, monstrous centaurs, a ghastly cowboy puppet, living gingerbread men, the wicked stepsisters, Wilhelmina, Sherrod Holkes, Deacon, and Abominite. 

“Well, shit,” muttered Jake.

The guests manically smiled as the trio walked between them. On the left, Maynard played on an organ a mix between the wedding march and circus music. Lissa, Steve, and Charles stood at the bottom of the steps of an altar while Mephisto and Launa were on top of it. Charles held a pillow with three rings on it while Lissa wielded Ben’s crook.

“The bridegrooms are finally here, how cute they are,” said Mephisto with a honeyed voice.

Launa wept and put a tissue against her dry cheeks.

“Darling, you’re crying?” asked Mephisto.

“I… I just thought of that time I failed at drowning our son and it made me so terribly sad,” said Launa.

Mephisto patted Launa’s back and said, “Oh, don’t cry. Maybe next time.”

Jake and Blackheart glared at Mephisto as they arrived in front of him.

“So, ladies, gentlemen, and in-betweens. You’re all here in the presence of me to celebrate the blossoming of a beautiful homosexual love between three young men, including my son, who I’m very proud of,” said Mephisto as he pinched Blackheart’s left cheek until Blackheart pulled his face away. “Anyway… Blah blah blah, boring wedding talk, blah blah blah… Should anyone present know of any reason that this same-sex couple should not be joined in for my liberty, speak now or forever hold your peace.”

Mephisto’s eyes beamed blood-red as he looked at the guests. One of the gingerbread men raised his hand and instantly wailed as he turned into rot and decomposed into a sugary corpse.

“Well, guess that’s it,” said Mephisto with a large smile. “Blackheart, do you take Jake and Ben to be your wedded husband to live together in marriage? Do you promise to love them, comfort them, bred them like rabbits, for worse and worst, for richer or poorer, in sickness and disease, and forsaking all others, well except me, be faithful only to them, for as long as you both shall live?”

Blackheart took a deep breath and said, “I do.”

“Same thing, Jake,” said Mephisto.

Jake coldly glanced at Mephisto before longly looking at Blackheart and Ben.

“I… I do,” said Jake.

“Great… So, Ben. What’s your answer?” asked Mephisto.

Ben looked at Jake’s and Blackheart’s saddened faces before staring at Mephisto.

“Cat got your tongue?” asked Mephisto with a childish tone. “C’mon, Ben, don’t make us wait.” Mephisto lost his smile and said, “That wouldn’t be very wise.”

Ben gulped and said, “I…” He closed his eyes, exhaled, opened back his eyes, and said, “No. Not like that.”

Maynard’s fingers tripped on the organ and the whole room went silent.

“Ben, are you crazy?” whispered Jake.

“I’m sure of myself,” said Ben as he walked up the altar until he was in front of Mephisto.

“Yeah, Ben, beat his ass!” shouted Lissa as she threw the crook to Ben.

Mephisto raised his right hand and the crook floated right to him.

“Ben, Ben, Ben. What are you doing?” asked Mephisto with a shaking grin.

“I’m not scared of you,” firmly said Ben. “You’re nothing but a terrible father, a manipulator, and a sad selfish man.”

Mephisto’s smile lessened as the claws of his left hand grew. “Good. I don’t want you to be scared of me,” he said with an emotional voice. “I want them to be scared of you.”

Mephisto snapped the fingers of his left hand and the pentagram’s on Ben’s face glowed again. The latter grimaced as he held his head.

“Ben!” shouted Jake.

A fog shadows and darkness surrounded Ben and Mephisto while pushing the others away.

“C’mon, Ben,” said Mephisto with a distorted hissing voice. “You feel it, right? The pain, the jealousy, and the anger… All the other children, they had their perfect lives with their perfect families, and you got nothing but bruises on your body and scars in your head.”

“St-Stop talking,” muttered Ben as two black fissures slithered out of his left eye.

“Only I know what’s good for you, Ben. I want justice and fairness,” said Mephisto as he knelt next to Ben and whispered to him, “And wouldn’t it be fair that those people who got everything handed to them got to taste pain too? Don’t you think they deserve to feel what you felt?”

Ben covered his ears, but Mephisto’s words kept echoing in his mind.

Mephisto extended his left hand and asked, “So, Ben. What do you think of those people?”

“Those people… Those people don’t matter,” said Ben with red eyes.

“Good. Then you know what to do,” said Mephisto.

Ben stood up and looked at Mephisto’s left hand. Ben put his right arm while Mephisto’s smile got bigger from ear to ear. 

“Those people don’t matter,” said Ben. “And you don’t matter either.”

Mephisto tilted his head and asked, “Ben, what are you-”

Ben gripped his hands on his crook while Mephisto held it. The pentagram on Ben’s left glowed while small stars shone up with it.

“The pain, the scars, the hurt. They will always be here inside me… And I accept them,” said Ben.

“Ben! Let go now,” said Mephisto as tugged at the crook.

“I won’t let anyone or anything use these things against me,” said Ben as white lights came out of his eyes. “Not you. Not her. Not anyone else!”

“How are you resisting my curse?” shouted Mephisto. “What are you?!”

“I am Ben Cheung ,” said Ben as he lifted his crook and screamed, “MAGICAL EMOTION NUKE!”

Ben slammed his crook against the floor and released an explosion of rainbow lights. Mephisto shielded himself with his left arm, but soon got propelled away and let go of the crook. The multicolor beams shot through the darkness and dispelled them. 

Jake, Blackheart, Steve, Lissa, Charles, and everyone else stared at Ben as he stood there on top the of the cleared altar.

“Ben?” called Jake.

Ben stood, turned around, and looked at Jake. The pentagram on Ben’s face had disappeared and was replaced by the black marking of a star. His left eye now glowed with a celestial light blue color.

“Ben? What happened?” asked Jake.

“I… I’m not sure,” said Ben. “But I guess it’s good.”

The guests in the room stood up and glared at them while Launa slunk back and ran to Mephisto. Jake, Blackheart, Lissa, and Charles stepped next to Ben while Mephisto slowly stood up. Mephisto clenched his fists as his shadow and the guests’ gathered under him, his eyes glowed golden while black veins popped against his skin. Jake and his family walked toward Mephisto.

“Kill them!” shouted Mephisto.

“And what would we get out of this?” asked Mrs. Choke.

“Do you know who the hell I am? I can give anything you’ve ever dreamed of, so do as I say!” said Mephisto.

The guests stood up and soon rushed around them to circle them. Fangs, swords, knives, and claws from a parade of monsters surrounded them.

“What do we do now?” asked Jake.

Suddenly, the entry doors of the room were flung open and everyone gazed at them. A young woman walked through the doors and Lissa beamed.

“Renata! You’re here!” exclaimed Lissa.

“Ah! That’s your backup? One girl?” said Maynard with a snortle.

Renata smiled and said, “I’m not alone.”

A laser beam shot from the dark entrance and hit down Maynard’s hat as a teenage boy with a black bodysuit and a golden helmet flew next to Renata.

“Sam?” asked Jake.

“Hey, sorry for being late. Had some things to do with my dad,” said Sam.

“Two pathetic mortals do not scare us,” said Deacon.

“Three! Ah. Ah. Ah,” said Endre, as he walked in dressed up as a vampire with a scythe.

“Four,” said Howard as he held a futuristic shotgun.

A flying saucer crashed through the ceiling and knocked down Abominite. Jake and his friends took this opportunity to the entrance while the flying saucer’s canopy opened.

“Kleezar, that’s not how we’re supposed to crash into a place. We didn’t even decapitate someone,” said one of the Jovians.

“Who let all those other monsters in?” asked Wilhelmina.

“Oh, and there’s more,” said Jezebel as she strut in.

“Jezebel? You’re working with them now?!” shouted Launa.

Jezebel rolled her eyes. “I’m not. I just realized why should I focus on being better than Blackheart, when I could just be better than dear Mom and Dad.”

Mephisto grit his teeth and said, “You disloyal spawn.”

“Don’t be angry, Dad. Here’s an early gift for Father’s Day,” said Jezebel as she gestured at the entrance.

A giant teddy bear with screw hands stomped in, followed by an angel statue made out of doll parts, the Simpsons, and Rod Peter Gherkin.

“ROD? You’re here too?” yelled Jake.

Rod winked at Jake and said, “I’m always up to kick the forces of evil right in the balls.”

Soon, the golden statue of a rat with boxing gloves made from metal scrapes arrived.

“Rudolph?!” asked Ben with a huge grin.

Rudolph Rodent waved his left hand to Ben while Rajar, Morticia, James, Cinderella, and an herd of dinosaurs joined them. 

“Honey, I think we might need some reinforcements,” Mephisto told Launa.

Launa bobbed her head and raised a wall of water at the center of the room while two portals appeared behind them. Once the watery wall melted away, feral archer fairies, ghostly hounds, gremlins, gigantic skeletons, spider-like trees, and headless horsemen stood with Mephisto’s army.

Howard watched all the monsters in front of them and muttered, “Wow. Bring back memories.”

“It’s over Father. Give up now,” said Blackheart.

“Spending so much time with mortal has made you weak, Son,” said Mephisto as his skin reddened and smoked. “If I have to leave today, I won’t leave without having as much fun as I can.” 

Mephisto outstretched his left hand and a fiery pentagram appeared under Steve.

“Dad!” shouted Charles.

Steve squirmed and groaned until flames swallowed him and flew into Mephisto’s cane. 

“You’ll need one last soul to banish me. So c’mon. Try catching it,” said Mephisto.

Launa summoned another portal and she ran through it with Mephisto.

“Where did they go?” asked Lissa.

“You got a book for that, don’t you?” said Jezebel as she put up The Book of the Vishanti and handed it to Jake. “Don’t you dare forgetting that I can summon portals too.”

The Jovians stumbled next to Jake and put down a chest. 

“Sorry for bothering, but we thought we could bring some weapons to help you murder the enemies,” said Kleezar.

Blackheart seized two swords and chuckled while Charles grabbed a cybernetic pistol.

“So… This is it? The final battle against Mephisto?” asked Jake.

“And you got all of us with you,” said Ben as he held Jake’s left hand.

Jake smiled at Ben before looking at Mephisto’s army to say, “Let’s finish this”

Chapter 82: The Beginning of the Endgame

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Jake’s eyes slightly glowed from the reflection of the lights around while Ben firmly held his crook. Blackheart outstretched his two swords which reflected the moonlight from the holed ceiling. The moon beamed on Lissa as her nails turned into claws while her teeth became fangs. Charles loaded his cybernetic boomerang-shaped pistol and Rod lifted his ax-rocket launcher on his left shoulder while Rudolph used car radios on his chest to play a rock version of You’ve Got A Friend In Me . The Jovians stepped on a smaller version of their aircraft which pointed laser guns at Mephisto’s forces. Homer whirled his chained concrete block while Howard lit up a cigar and puffed smoke at Endre and the living toys. Jezebel looked at the other side as she pulled a small damask cloth out of her cleavage before letting it delicately fall to the floor.

“Kill them!” shouted Maynard.

Jake and his whole team ran forward and brandished their weapons. Ben ducked and pulled Jake under arrows shot at them. Fairies with bows reloaded while others with daggers swooped down at them. Jake outstretched his arms and released a shockwave at the fairies, making them recoil. Rockets whizzed above Jake and blew up some fairies until giant trees shielded them. From the back, Jezebel hurled fireballs at the living trees while the Jovians and Sam shot lasers at the rest of Mephisto’s troops. A pack of ghostly hounds prowled out of the crowd and lunged at Jake. Blackheart sliced some of them with his swords before a herd of Werehorses charged at them. Ben rolled under a Werehorse and stabbed it in the stomach while Lissa slashed the throat of another. 

“Found them!” shouted Jezebel as she read Jake’s book.

A fiery portal opened next to Jake and he jumped through it with Ben. 

Jake fell face-first against a patch of grass and Ben pulled him up. Ben brushed some dirt off Jake’s hair as he stood up. Tombstones and dead trees were around them, while a rusty fence spelled Sleepy Haven Cemetery above its gates from the foggy distance.

“You’re okay?” asked Ben.

“Yeah,” said Jake as he confusingly looked around. “Hey, over there!”

Jake pointed at a mausoleum at the bottom of a hill. Launa stood in front of it as a watery magic circle surrounded the mausoleum. Jake and Ben crept down the hill while Mephisto stepped out of the mausoleum with a bejeweled skull.

“What are they doing?” asked Jake.

“Gathering artifacts to grow his power,” said Blackheart from behind.

Ben and Jake jumped and gawked at Blackheart. Mephisto noticed them and summoned a shadowy portal before disappearing into it with Launa. Jake shot a translucent shockwave at the portal, freezing it. 

“What did you do?” asked Ben.

“Maybe we could follow Mephisto that way?” said Jake.

Another dark portal opened next to it and a myriad of red eyes glowed within it before a bunch of ghouls and mutated mushrooms lurched out of it. Blackheart and Ben raised their crooks as the creatures ringed them.

“What’s Jezebel doing? Shouldn’t she open another portal for us?” asked Blackheart.

A pink vortex materialized above them and a doll statue dropped out of it and was followed by a human-sized teddy bear with claws.

“Mephisto’s getting stronger, I can’t find him anymore!” shouted Jezebel from the pink portal.

Jake fixed on the dark portal and said, “Guess we’ll have to follow Mephisto through his own portals.”

Blackheart and Ben their weapons at the creatures while the doll statue and the teddy bear helped them. A mushroom leaped at Jake, but the teddy bear rammed his left claw through its head. 

The dark portal started to flicker and Jake shouted, “Quick, we have to get in it now!”

The doll statue spread her wings made out of doll arms and smacked some creatures out of their way. The three young men darted to the portal and hopped in it. A vampiric ghoul went after them as the portal closed, decapitating it.

Jake landed on a layer of snow and his boyfriends helped him stand up. Burned fir trees towered around them with a wrecked building made of logs and decorated with old Christmas lights. The three exchanged looks and sprinted inside the building. They found Mrs. Choke inside, she handed a stick effigy to Mephisto before he stepped inside a portal with Launa. Jake released another wave of anti-magic to freeze the portal and Mrs. Choke turned to them.

“Time to join your slut of a mother,” said Mrs. Choke.

Jake looked daggers at Mrs. Choke as she summoned a horde of trolls to attack them. A pink portal appeared behind Mrs. Choke and Lissa sprung out of it. Mrs. Choke hissed as Lissa jumped on her back.

“This is for Andrea, bitch!” said Lissa before she dug her thumbs deep inside Mrs. Choke’s eyes.

Mrs. Choke screeched as black blood squirted out of her eye sockets and trashed around. Her left hand aimed at the portal and dispelled it.

“No!” shouted Jake as he punched a troll away.

“Now, you’ll never find Mephisto,” said Mrs. Choke with a giggle.

Suddenly, candy canes rained from the sky and stabbed some of the trolls. 

“Ho, ho, ho!” boomed a voice from above.

Ben beamed and exclaimed, “Santa!”

“Not him,” muttered Blackheart.

Santa and his reindeers parked his sleigh down by crushing a couple of trolls.

“Need a ride?” asked Santa.

“Wait, aren’t you working with Launa?” asked Jake.

“Not when her husband’s plannin’ on killing hundreds of kids,” said Santa.

“Go! I’ll handle her,” said Lissa.

“You’re sure?” asked Ben.

“Yes!” shouted Lissa as she pushed Mrs. Choke against a table.

Ben wished luck to Lissa and they headed inside Santa’s sleigh. Santa gently waved the ropes of his reindeers and a cloud of ethereal sparkles floated around them. The sleigh levitated and the reindeers flew them up while Santa observed a Naughty compass on his dashboard. 

“You guys are okay?” asked Jake.

“Yeah. It feels kinda exciting, honestly,” said Ben. “Especially with you two here.”

“I have to agree,” said Blackheart as he grabbed Jake’s left hand. 

Jake smiled at Blackheart and held hands with Ben while the sleigh slowed.

“Mephisto’s near,” said Santa. “Try to-”

A long iron string whipped toward them and sliced the bottom of the sleigh. Santa pulled at the ropes as the sparkles around them turned into smoke.

“Jump!” shouted Santa. 

Ben quickly hugged Santa and he leaped out of the sleigh with Jake and Blackheart. The former and Blackheart landed on top of a nearby building, while Jake gripped its edge. Ben and Blackheart rushed to Jake and pulled him up.

“Wait.” Ben spotted a violet-blue star-shaped flower nearby and said, “I think I know where we are.”

“Phoenix,” said Blackheart. 

Shoutings and car alarms sounded as two giants roamed the city, an insectoid lizard and a cowboy puppet. 

“It’s Abominite and Arizona Kid,” said Ben.

“And they’re not alone,” said Jake.

Mephisto and Launa stood on the puppet’s hat as it stomped toward the Children’s Museum of Phoenix . The puppet knelt and punched its left fist deep into the building until Santa drove its sleigh around and crashed down on the puppet. Santa and his sleigh exploded, setting the puppet on fire. Mephisto and Launa jumped down on the roof of the museum while the puppet limped back.

“We have to get down before they get another artifact,” said Blackheart.

“But how?” asked Ben. 

It’s a Small World played as two golden round ears stuck from behind the edge of their building. Soon, two gloved hands seized the edge as Rudolph climbed it. 

“Rudolph!” exclaimed Ben as he grinned from ear to ear.

Rudolph waved to them and opened his right hand. Ben, Blackheart, and Jake walked on it and Rudolph carefully closed his hand before letting himself fall from the building. Gusts of wind blew at the three young men as Rudolph did so and raced to the museum. A scaled queue smacked at Rudolph’s feet and tripped him forward. 

“Blackheart!” shouted Abominite. 

Rudolph slapped Abominite and delicately put down Jake and his boyfriends. Abominite snarled and charged at Rudolph before the two wrestled.

“You can do it, Rudolph!” shouted Ben.

Honkings sounded as a pink Sedan quickly drove by before braking near them. A mass of blue beehive hair protruded out of the passenger window as the back doors opened.

“Hey, come in!” shouted Marge. “They’re destroying the town and Homer and I won a free walk in Phoenix at our local bingo!”

Jake, Ben, and Blackheart ran inside the car and Homer hit the gas. Rubbles from the destroyed city dropped on their way as Homer swerved the car around.

“Where are we even supposed to go?!” asked Homer with a fearful voice.

“The museum right at the end of the street,” said Jake.

“A museum?” Homer groaned. “I hope they kill me before.”

A giant skull sign collapsed in front of them and Homer screamed as he smote the braking pedal with his left foot. The wheels scraped the road until the car stopped inches away from the sign.

“Well, I think the museum’s here,” said Marge. “Hope you kids will be able to beat Trigon.”

“Wrong name, but thanks,” said Jake as they ran out of the car.

“You can do it, Nightwing!” shouted Homer.

“Wrong name!” replied Jake from afar.

Jake, Ben, and Blackheart hurried inside the museum as its ceiling crumbled. A large gaping jagged hole spread in the middle of the building. The nearby exposition of a playground hung down the edge of the hole. Jake carefully trod toward it and spotted a man with a top hat and a woman with a white dress at the very bottom of the hole. 

“They’re here,” whispered Jake.

“Maybe we could climb down?” said Ben.

“Sounds good, I’ll go first,” said Jake.

“Are you sure? Maybe it should be me instead,” said Ben.

“I agree, Jake’s a terrible climber,” said Blackheart.

Jake rolled his eyes and Ben pecked him on the right cheek before they headed toward the edge of the large hole. Ben ducked into a wooden playground tower leaning down the hole and grabbed its boards. Blackheart and Jake followed him as Ben climbed down a rope bridge hanging above the void. 

A buzzing sounded and Jake asked, “Wait, what’s that?”

Suddenly, a myriad of flying insects whizzed at the bridge and bit off its ropes. Jake gasped and reached out his hand as Ben fell. Their fingers brushed, but Jake could not grab Ben in time. Jake shouted as Ben spun around and kicked at a falling board, pushing him forward. Ben got close to some suspended monkey bars and grabbed them.

“Ben, you’re okay?” asked Jake.

“Yeah, don’t worry,” said Ben.

Whereas, the locusts flying around them gathered and a giggle emanated from the swarm as a red-eyed face appeared at its top.

“Miss me?” asked Deacon.

Deacon shifted back into a swarm and flew into the tower Jake and Blackheart were in, progressively bitting at them.

Jake swung his left arm around and said, “We have to get outta here!”

Ben scanned their surroundings and noticed tangled wires hanging up the exposition near him.

“Jake! Heart! Grab something as soon as I cut down the tower!” shouted Ben.

“Cut?!” shouted Jake.

Ben unsheathed a knife out of his garter and slashed at the wires, making the tower fall. Jake and Blackheart climbed up the tower as fast as they could and jumped out. Blackheart landed on a slide and gripped at Jake’s collar to pull him up. The two hurried up the slide as the locusts chased them. Blackheart then hopped on a triple swing while Jake went after him. 

“Hurry, Deacon’s bitting off the ropes!” shouted Blackheart.

Jake bit his lower lip, leaped on Blackheart’s back, and wrapped his arms around him as they jumped together. The swings fell one by one as the locusts swarmed all over them.

“I’ll eat you alive this time!” yelled Deacon.

From the monkey bars, Ben stared at them as his eyes turned purple. He spotted the puppet of a crow nearby and his mouth opened wide. Ben put two of his right fingers on the side of his head and knit his brows as his irises glowed. Purple rays came out of his forehead and progressively transformed into ravens who soared to the locusts.

“No! Not them!” screamed Deacon.

The locusts’ eyes became purple and they hysterically swarmed the fake ravens. A blue-green substance bled out as the locusts attacked each other. Insectoid heads, legs, antennas, and wings dropped until one locust remained. Soon after, Blackheart extended his arms and crushed the last locust. 

“Phew, that was close,” said Jake.

“How do we get down now?” asked Blackheart as he wiped his hands against a fence.

The entire structure creaked and many of its wires snapped. Jake, Ben, and Blackheart gasped and strongly held whatever they could. A crack resonated as some of the wires extended and stayed intact. 

“Well, guess it’s safe enough to go down,” said Blackheart before he hopped down.

Jake jerked back and shouted, “Heart! Wai-”

As soon as Blackheart jumped off, the structure bounced up and down which snapped its wires. Jake and Ben yelped as they fell with the monkey bars and the swings. Ben leaped and rolled away against the floor while Jake landed on his back and winced.

Jake slowly raised his head at Blackheart and said, “Fuck you.”

“Oh, c’mon. It could’ve been worse,” said Blackheart.

“Jake!” shouted Ben.

The monkey bars dropped next to Jake and fell down inches away from Jake’s head.

“You were saying?” asked Jake.

Blackheart simpered and gave a hand to Jake to get him up. The three checked around the basement of the museum and noticed a dark luminescence coming from the left. They snuck between shelves and dusty glass cases until they arrived in front of Mephisto and Launa holding a stitched-up children's book with runes painted on it. 

“It’s over Mephisto, you’re done!” shouted Jake.

Mephisto chuckled and said, “Au contraire, Jake. The fun’s just starting.”

Launa pushed the book against Mephisto as it turned into black particles and went inside his chest. Jake, Ben, and Blackheart charged at them, but Launa summoned watery serpents who tied them up. Mephisto let out a mad laugh as his skin reddened and smoked as yellow veins radiated all over his body. His teeth and nails grew sharp as knives while two horns protruded out of his forehead.

“I think it’s time, Jake, to go back where it all began!” shouted Mephisto.

The whole place tremored while a large boa constrictor slithered around Mephisto and enveloped him like a cocoon. Mephisto’s body illuminated and unleashed a shadowy explosion of energy everywhere. Jake and his boyfriends froze as the darkness swallowed them. Silence and void were everywhere for a split second before the chirping of birds and the sunlight hit them.

Jake looked around and saw familiar houses, sandy streets, rusty stores, and old car posters. 

They were in Millstone.

“Welcome home, Jake,” said Mephisto.

Chapter 83: A Stepping Millstone

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Jake, Ben, and Blackheart stood in front of the empty street as hellish clouds spread in the distance. Inky droplets filled with ashes started to rain on them as the concrete fissured and spewed scorching fumes.

“Hope you two are ready,” said Blackheart.

“I’m sure we can do it,” said Ben.

“No matter what happens. We got each other,” said Jake.

The ground quaked and the three held each other as a huge mound pushed from the street. The concrete peeled off from a gigantic black top hat stabbed by two tall horns while a cacophonic laugh blared. A pair of fiery eyes watched them as a red titan emerged out of the ground. His hair and suit were a bed of Stygian snakes tangled with each other into a scaly mass. He was at the height of ten tanks and his lower body was still bathing in the pool of magma beneath him. The titan moved his hands into the magma and pulled out a colossal guitar whose head was a goat head while its body was shaped into a scythe. Jake gawked at the goat’s right eye, Steve was trapped in it and banging his fists against the viscous glass imprisoning him.

“Hello! Hooray!” screamed Mephisto at the sky before he smiled at Jake, Ben, and Blackheart to say, “Let the show begin…”

Jake’s heart pounded against his chest as he puckered his brows and tried to focus on both his powers and Mephisto. Suddenly, a pink portal opened on the other side of the street and they turned to it.

“Sorry, no backup for you,” said Mephisto as he windmilled his left hand on his guitar.

A strident shockwave came out of Mephisto’s guitar as he strummed it. Snakes came out of the ground below the portal and coiled it.

“Get the portal, I’ll handle Mephisto,” said Jake.

Blackheart nodded to Jake while Ben kissed him and they split up. Jake extended his arms at Mephisto and released a translucent wave of energy. 

“Oh, you wanna duel the king of the underworld?” asked Mephisto with an amused tone. “Brace yourself then!”

Mephisto rapidly plucked the strings of his guitar, sending a series of brutal vibrations to Jake who raised a wall of anti-magic against it. Jake’s hands shook as he tried to hold back Mephisto while Ben and Blackheart ran to the portal. Fire hydrants tremored and leaked before water geysered out of them. Manholes flipped up as liquid tentacles rose around the two. 

“It’s not really nice to fight your parents, Son,” said Launa as she materialized out of the water. 

“We never were a family, Mother,” said Blackheart as he threw a sword at her.

Launa phased through the sword while Ben and Blackheart darted away. Blackheart used his remaining swords to slice up the tentacles while Ben stood behind him. 

“Ben, you’re faster than me. I’ll distract her,” said Blackheart.

Ben apprehensive looked at Blackheart before kissing him and bolting away. Blackheart smiled at Ben until a tentacled slammed at him. Blackheart jumped back, cut off the tentacle, and picked up a manhole lid. He then spun and hurled the manhole at Launa before lunging at her. 

“You dare think that you can beat me?” asked Launa with an annoyed tone.

Launa summoned two immense watery hands around Blackheart and closed them on him. Blackheart waded and wrestled the hands as they progressively submerged him.

“My only regret was letting your father convince me to not try drowning you again,” said Launa. “You have no idea how fun it will be for me.”

Blackheart closed his mouth as a few bubbles came out of his lips while Ben sprinted toward the portal. The street cracked as some parts of it were rammed up by geysers. Ben leaped between the pieces of the shattered street and rolled under tentacles smashing at him. He slid under another tentacle while he pulled a knife out of his garter and stabbed a snake on the portal. The snake hissed and bit at Ben, but he slit its throat. Ben swung his knife at two other snakes while a tentacle snuck behind him. 

The tentacle seized Ben by the feet and dragged him back. 

Ben threw his knife at the head of another snake, leaving only a big boa constrictor on the portal. The tentacle yanked Ben back as he crawled toward the portal. Ben glanced back and saw Jake sweating as Mephisto’s shockwaves cut at his hands while Launa drowned Blackheart. Ben growled and glared at the last snake as his left eye glowed and projected an X-shaped ray on the snake. The snake’s eyes turned pink and it slithered to Ben who wrapped his hands around its neck. Ben squeezed the squirming snake and bit the side of its head. The snake snarled as Ben tore out its right eye and punched its maw into the ground. Jake’s and Blackheart’s voices echoed in his head as Ben hit the snake with more strength than he ever had. One of the snake’s fangs broke and Ben used it to impale the snake through the head. The snake mewled and collapsed against the street while the pink portal shone up. 

A fireball shot out of the portal and blew away the watery hands drowning Blackheart. Soon, lasers followed the fireball and destroyed the tentacles. Launa hovered back while Mephisto stopped playing his guitar and smiled. He slammed his hand one more against the strings of his instrument and catapulted Jake away. Ben and Blackheart caught him while silhouettes appeared from the portal. Lissa, Charles, Jezebel, the Jovians, Sam, Rudolph, Homer, Marge, the living toys, Endre, Rod Peter Gherkin, and Howard stepped out of the portal and stood next to the three.

“Jake! You’re okay?” asked Charles as he put his hands on Jake’s shoulders.

“I’m fine. Thanks, Dad,” said Jake.

“Hope you guys didn’t have too much fun without us,” said Lissa.

Jake and Ben snickered a little before they all turned to face Mephisto and Launa.

“Don’t make me regret this, Blackheart,” Jezebel whispered to Blackheart.

“I’m sure Greylight’s laughing at us right now,” said Blackheart.

Jezebel beamed a little until the sky fully darkened over them.

A Jovian shivered and said, “Um- According to Amalthea-One, we-”

Kleezar elbowed him and said, “Knock it off. Now’s not the time for that.”

“Amalthea-One! Ah. Ah. Ah.” said Endre while Howard rolled his eyes and facepalmed.

“So that’s how it feels to be a superhero?” asked Sam.

“Guess I’m one too now,” said Rod as he wiped the blood off his ax.

“Marge? Does it mean we’re heroes too?” asked Homer.

“Oh! That sounds like something we could finally tell our grandchildren about,” said Marge.

Ben looked at Jake and softly asked, “You’re ready?”

Jake held Ben’s left hand and said, “Ready.”

The storm clouds above them thundered while some remains of the broken road dropped against it. Jake stared intently at Steve imprisoned inside Mephisto’s guitar as he repeated words of motivation in his head.

I’m not scared . I’m not scared . I’m not scared .

Jake, Ben, Blackheart, and everyone else ran to Mephisto as he grinned from ear to ear. Mephisto raised his left hand and slammed it against his guitar, releasing an abysmal rainbow of green, red, yellow, blue, and orange flames. Jake responded with a surge of anti-magic, but it only dispelled the yellow flames. The red fire grew into a myriad of Stygian liquidy music notes frenetically floating at them. Jezebel shot fireballs at the music notes, making them explode into fuming puddles.

“Watch out!” shouted Charles. 

They ducked under some of the music notes while Homer jumped out of the way and Rod shielded himself with his ax. The melted music notes corroded the street and the soles of their shoes.

Blackheart gawked at this and said, “Jezebel, try shooting at the blue flames.”

Jezebel rolled her eyes and did so. The blue flames repelled Jezebel’s fire away before transforming into ghouls with melancholic grimaces. Right after, the green flames became a cauldron of ethereal bats made of darkness while the orange ones evolved into ghoulish fire giants.

“I knew it, he’s doing it again,” said Jezebel.

“Doing what?” asked Jake as they ran forward.

“You know chess? Well Mephisto has his own version of it,” said Blackheart.

“And what are the rules?” asked Jake.

“That’s the problem,” said Blackheart as he looked at the flames. “They changed all the time.”

“But Jake’s power worked on some of the flames?” asked Ben.

“That’s how his game works, you learn the rules as you play,” said Blackheart.

“So, my anti-magic works against the orange flames, and Jezebel handles the red ones?” said Jake. “Now, what do we do with the other ones…”

“Jake! Up here!” shouted Ben.

The cauldron of green shadowy bats swooped down and bit at them, tearing small bits of their skin and hair. Jake and Jezebel respectively shot anti-magic and fire at them, only for nothing to happen.

“Argh! Those things are annoying,” said Sam as he shot lasers around.

The bats screeched as the lasers disintegrated them. The Jovians and Howard exchanged looks before blasting their lasers at the rest of the bats.

“Alright, the lasers destroy the green bats,” said Ben as he dodged a music note.

They kept racing to Mephisto as a mob of blueish ghouls pounced at them.

“Let’s throw everything at them!” shouted Jake.

A rain of anti-magic, flames, lasers, and pink energy struck the ghouls who froze. Their veins glowed pink as a light of the same color beamed out of their orifices until they blew up.

Blackheart gawked at Ben’s pink eyes and said, “Ben, your powers are working against these things.”

Mephisto growled and frenziedly plucked at the strings of his guitar, summoning more bats, ghouls, music notes, and fireballs. 

“We know what to do now. Let’s go!” yelled Jake.

Jake, Ben, Jezebel, Sam, the Jovians, and Howard released a wave of their powers and ammunitions at Mephisto’s minions while the others ran from the sides to Mephisto.

“I’m not scared of your little parade of pseudo-heroes,” said Mephisto with a growl.

Mephisto’s creatures vanished one by one as Jake and everyone else got closer to him. Blackheart picked up his swords from the ground as they charged forward. The bats disappeared into scattering shadows, the ghouls blew into pink explosions, the music notes boiled and evaporated, and the yellow flames were snuffed out. Soon, only the orange giants remained in front of Mephisto.

“Wow, impressive. Keep going and maybe you’ll get your precious Steve,” said Mephisto.

“We will, count on that,” said Jake as he released a translucent shockwave at the giants.

Jake gestured to the others and they unleashed a flood of fireballs, lasers, and empathic energy at the giants. A few sparkles and colorful fumes bounced off the giants and left them with no lasting effects.

Mephisto smirked as he pinched one string of his guitar. “Gotcha.”

Small holes opened all over the giants’ bodies like pores and siphoned the fumes and the sparkles. Everyone stared at the giants as they inflated while Mephisto slowly put up his left hand.

“Stay back, everyone!” shouted Jake.

They ran and stumbled back as Mephisto slammed down his hand. The giants blew up into explosions of hellish smokes that propelled everyone away. Jezebel was catapulted into a house while the Jovians’ aircraft crashed away. Jake groaned, opened his eyes, and saw lavatic fissures slithering at them. His chest tightened as he, Ben, and Blackheart ran back.

“Help!” screamed Sam.

Jake looked up as Sam fell from above. He and Blackheart caught him while Mephisto cackled.

“You fell right into it,” said Mephisto. “Your powers are gone now.”

“Gone?” asked Jake with a small voice.

Jake moved up his hands and balled them up as he tried to focus on the anti-magic inside him. His arms trembled as he thought harder and harder.

Nothing happened.

“My powers aren’t working either,” said Ben.

Jake grabbed Ben as the ground quaked and crevasses in front of them radiated. Fiery hands came out of the lava before a mob of ablaze skeletons rose in front of them. They held bidents and wore centurion outfits melded into their bones. Blackheart raised his swords in front of Ben and Jake as the skeletons lumbered toward them. 

“Welcome to the no-power club,” said Blackheart.

“Don’t joke now. Those things are about to kill us!” said Jake.

Rockets flew past them and blew some of the undead centurions. Right after, Lissa lunged at one of them and clawed at its neck while Charles and Marge used their firearms to shoot at the skeletons. 

“Get away from my son!” shouted Charles.

More undead centurions with shields and swords came out of the ground, but the angel statue and the living teddy bear charged at them.

“What’s happening? I thought Mephisto took away our powers?” asked Jake.

Blackheart observed the remains of the skeletons who crumbled into ashes. Hot winds swiftly pushed the ashes to Mephisto.

“Fuck,” muttered Blackheart. “Stop fighting them!”

“Why we would do that?” asked Lissa.

Mephisto sneered and plucked the strings of his guitar and released a translucent wave of dark energy. It wiped away the undead centurions and took down everyone else. Lissa transformed back into her human form while the living toys shrunk in size.

“My pistols are jammed!” shouted Marge.

Blackheart scowled and said, “Great.”

“What do we do now?” asked Jake.

“I don’t know yet, but we need to back down now!” shouted Blackheart.

Mephisto laughed madly as he lifted his scythe and swung its blade down against the ground. The earth regurgitated walls of lava darting at them. Jake widened his eyes and ran back with everyone else, but the lava quickly caught up to them. Lissa crawled back and extended her right hand to Ben just before lava spit between them. At the same time, Charles rushed to his son, but a jet of molten rocks catapulted the former away. Ben and Jake grabbed each other’s hands while Blackheart stumbled toward them.

“Heart!” shouted Ben.

The ground under them split into a myriad of uneven platforms, separating Blackheart from them. Ben tried to go after Blackheart, but Jake pulled him back as they drifted across a magmatic sea. Burning waves smacked at Ben and Jake’s parcel of the street while a towering figure floated toward them. Mephisto guffawed while the infernal blazes of the lava glinted against his scythe. 

“If I can’t get out of hell, I’ll take you with me!” shouted Mephisto as he pulled back the top of his scythe.

Jake’s heart skipped a beat as the scythe went down at them. He and Ben jumped from one platform to another as the scythe swung at them. At one point, they were left stranded on a thin of concrete with nothing but lava in front of them.  

“What do we do now?” asked Jake.

Suddenly, the platform below them trembled while Mephisto flung his scythe at them. Two gloved golden arms lifted Jake and Ben and threw them back.

“Rudolph!” yelled Ben.

Mephisto shoved Rudolph’s bisected body out of the way and approached them with his scythe. Jake pushed back Ben as the scythe went down at them. Jake jumped forward while Ben screamed. Mephisto’s scythe phased through Jake’s body as his astral body glitched out of him. The scythe tore Jake’s soul out of his corporeal form and was sucked into Mephisto. Ben trembled and watched Jake’s lifeless body fall in front of him like a used toy.

“Jake?” called Ben with tear-filled eyes. “Jake! JAKE!”

Chapter 84: The Final Battle

Chapter Text

Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

A translucent young man slowly flew down an ocean of shadows and darkness. Nothing mattered to him, life was just the same empty daily ritual. He forgot his name, his friends, and his family. He would have lost all of it or they would have given up on him anyway. Everyone has excuses, everyone talks, but nobody does anything. There was no urge to fight inside him, only apathy. Maybe this was his happy ending after all. An endless sleep, an eternal peace, what he had always wanted. 

“Jake!” resonated a familiar voice.

“Huh? Do I know him?” wondered the young man with a small tone.

Even if he knew him, it did not matter.  He was always meant to be a loser anyway. 

“JAKE!” shouted the voice louder.

The young man winced and tried to cover his ears with his hands before giving up. 

“Jake… Please… Don’t leave me,” said the voice.

“Ben?” asked Jake as he opened his eyes.

Jake lazily looked around and thought he was in space. Confused flashes of memories popped up in his mind—Mephisto, the lava, the giant scythe, the darkness.

A tiny spot of light stood in the distance as Jake squinted at it.

“It’s too far,” muttered Jake.

“Jake…” said another familiar voice.

Ripples moved below him as a woman with raven hair surfaced from the shadows.

“Mom?” asked Jake.

Soon after, a couple of elderly people with similar traits to Linda appeared next to her.

“Grandpa? Grandma?” asked Jake.

“Jake. You can do it. We believe in you,” said Linda.

“I can’t… I’m not strong enough,” said Jake.

Linda softly held her son’s hands and said, “You are, Jake. You always were. You feel like your whole life you were just losing, but you weren’t. All your life, you were a survivor .”

“Ben’s a survivor. Not me,” said Jake.

“You both are,” said Linda. “You two have so much in common.”

Jake smiled a little. “You really think it would work between us?”

“There’s only one way to find out,” said Linda as she stepped aside.

Jake stared at the tiny spot of light standing far away in the distance, almost impossible to see. Jake clenched his fists, gritted his teeth, and planted his feet against whatever he stood on.

“I love you, Mom,” said Jake.

“I’ll always believe in you, Son,” said Linda.

Jake smiled one last time before looking back at the light. He took a deep breath and jumped back, running as fast as he could.

“I can do it,” said Jake. “I can do it!”

The light appeared to stray away at each of his step, but Jake kept going. One yard, two yards, three yards… Jake ran and ran as his heartbeats quickened. A fire burned down his feet to his whole body as he sweated and exhaled. He blinked a few times because of the sweat pouring into his eyes. His wet vision distorted the light, so he wiped at his eyes with his left arm. All of a sudden, the light was spreading right in front of him, standing bigger than ever. Jake took one more breath and leaped into the light.

“It’s your turn now,” said Mephisto.

Jake looked around as his vision cleared. It not only cleared, but it also split into two perspectives. One was similar to the ocean of shadows, apart from the massive sphere of flames, beams, and colors in front of him. The other one was the one he had before getting hit—Mephisto and the sea of lava.

But where was Ben?

“Ben?” called Jake.

“Jake? It’s you?” whispered Ben.

“Where are you? I can’t see you,” said Ben.

“I can’t see you either,” said Ben. “But it’s weird. I see that weird ball of light now.”

“You see that thing too?” asked Jake.

“Ah. Already going mad? How fun,” said Mephisto.

“I’m gonna try touching it,” said Jake as he extended his left hand.

Jake and Ben both froze as their left hand moved at the same time in both visions. 

I’m you?

And you’re me?

A part of the sphere enveloped Jake’s left hand as rays of light similar to the sphere coiled around Ben’s.

“What are you doing?” Mephisto asked Ben.

Something’s happening.

Keep going.

Jake pushed both of his arms inside the sphere while translucent and colorful energies glowed around Ben’s hands. 

“Bah! I should’ve known you vermins had another trick,” said Mephisto as he lifted his scythe. “Time to join your boyfriend.”

Jake’s and Ben’s hearts beat at the same rhythm as Ben aimed his hands at Mephisto while more of the essence of the sphere flew around Jake.

“MAGICAL SPLASH LOVE!” shouted Jake and Ben together.

A translucid pink shockwave came out of Ben and shot at Mephisto’s chest. At the same time, the sphere in front of Jake exploded. Their split vision came back to normal as Ben glared at Mephisto while Jake was propelled back. Beams of light pierced out of Mephisto’s body as he snarled. 

“What?” asked Mephisto. “This isn’t supposed to happ- ARGH!”

Mephisto shrieked as his torso blew up and shot fires, lasers, and a rainbow of colorful energies. A translucent emerald light came out of Mephisto and flew right into Jake’s body while the others hovered away.

“Ugh,” groaned Jake.

“Jake?” called Ben with a shaking voice.

“Ben?” asked Jake as he opened his eyes. “It’s you?”

“Jake!” shouted Ben as he lunged at Jake and kissed him. “I-I thought you were dead!”

“I’ll never leave you,” said Jake as he hugged Ben who was crying on his left shoulder.

Ben moved up his head and tenderly kissed Jake who soon returned it. The two young men lovingly stared at each other until Jake noticed that Ben’s right was different. 

It was now half brown and half emerald-green.

“Jake,” said Ben as he tilted his head. “Your left eye. It-It has change-”

“You fucking brats!” shouted Mephisto. “You’ve ruined everything!”

Mephisto put his scythe above Ben and Jake, but another explosion imploded from his left shoulder and shot a beam at the top of his scythe. The goat head on it shattered while Ben elbowed Jake.

“Jake! Use your powers to free Steve,” whispered Ben.

Jake nodded, extended his hands at Mephisto’s scythe, and released seismic tremors. The goat head on the scythe shook before crumbling into pieces.

“No!” shouted Mephisto.

Red, white, and blue rays shone out of the broken scythe as Steve jumped out of it with his shield and landed in front of Jake and Ben.

“Grandpa?” called Jake.

“Good job, Jake,” said Steve as he flashed a smile to them.

Mephisto growled and snakes spurted out of the fingers of his left hand and bit at Steve’s limbs.

“Kill them!” screamed Mephisto.

Steve ground his teeth and grimaced as the snakebites progressively turned him into a fiery ghoul. 

“Steve!” shouted Jake. “Don’t listen to him!”

“I’m tr-trying,” said Steve. “It… It’s so strong!”

“Dad!” shouted Charles.

Jake gawked at their right and spotted his father on another broken parcel of the street.

“Charles! Stay away from me!” shouted Steve.

“Dad, listen to me!” Charles breathed deeply. “I… I’m sorry for everything that happened between us and I-I… I love you.”

Steve flinched and looked at Charles to say, “I… I love you too, Son.”

Charles beamed while Steve grunted and thrashed around. Steve gripped at Mephisto’s snakes and tore their heads off him before punching them away.

“Stop!” shouted Mephisto.

Steve picked up his shield, looked at his family, and warmly smiled.

“Goodbye, Son. Goodbye, Ben. Goodbye, Jake,” said Steve.

“Grandpa?” asked Jake.

Steve put up his shield, closed his eyes, and brutally slammed it down against his chest. An intense white light bled out of Steve’s split body which soon lit up with the same radiance. Steve saluted his family as they stared at him.

“Goodbye, Grandpa,” said Jake.

Celestial rays of light came out of Steve and grew into wing-like supernovas which shot right through Mephisto. The two supernovas spun until they became one and flew to the sky.

“Aaargh!” screeched Mephisto.

Conflagrations and flames burst out of Mephisto while his snakes hissed as they melted into a mush of coal and inky slimes. The lava boiled around Mephisto while he liquefied down into it. A whirlpool formed below him and soon turned into a fiery portal filled with screaming ghosts. His falling skin, rotting flesh, and skeleton decomposed and disintegrated into pieces down the portal. His skull crumbled into pale sand grains until a regular-sized man with a top hat fell out of it.

Mephisto.

The real Mephisto dropped out of his destroyed avatar. He screamed and flapped his arms around like a baby bird falling from a nest. In a haste, he seized a stalagmite sticking out of the lava, at the edge of the portal. Soon after, Mephisto spotted Launa crouching at him from above.

“Honey! You’re here. Come help me!” shouted Mephisto.

“Why don’t you just use your power?” asked Launa.

“I-I can’t use them for now,” said Mephisto.

Launa pursed her lips. “Oh…” She stood up and said, “Take care.”

A watery vortex opened behind Launa as she walked back and vanished with it.

Mephisto chuckled. “She’ll never change.” 

The stalagmite broke and Mephisto let out a maniacal laugh as he fell down the blazing portal. A dark electric beam shot out of the portal as the lava around it hardened and turned into rocks. Jake, Ben, and Blackheart stood close to each other and watched the last of Mephisto’s flames being snuffed out.

“Is… Is it over?” asked Ben.

“I think,” said Jake with a small voice.

“Hey! You’re okay?” called Lissa as she ran in.

The three young men turned around and saw Lissa and Charles coming to them with everyone else. Jake softly smiled as it happened while the cloud of ashes above them dispersed. The sun shone up and a drizzle washed the dirt away from their bodies. Ben gazed one last time at Rudolph’s body before tearing up. Then, Ben wrapped his arms around Jake and rested his head against Jake’s left shoulder.

“It’s over,” said Ben with a small voice. “It’s finally over.”

Jake caressed Ben’s back as Blackheart joined their hugs. Charles and Lissa walked next to them and softly beamed while everyone else shouted screams of joy and celebrated. 

Ben raised his head and asked, “Is it real? Did we make it?”

“We did,” said Jake.

Ben’s eyes widened as tear-made lights sparkled onto them. He let out a sweet laugh and exhaled before kissing Jake. Blackheart stepped back and patted Jake’s back as he returned the kiss. Jake and Ben passionately embraced each other while everyone else rejoiced. At the same time, a rainbow arose in the sky as bluebirds started to sing. 

Jake and Ben stood up and walked back to the others until Jake stopped.

“Ben! Your shoe,” said Jake.

Jake knelt and picked up Ben’s right shoe while the latter turned around. Ben smiled as Jake put his shoe back on his feet and they kissed again.

A purple car swerved and parked near them as a man leaped out of it.

“My town!” shouted Mike. “What happened?”

Jake and his friends burst into waves of laughter.

“It’s a long story,” said Jake.

Chapter 85: Epilogue - After the Fire

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Jake and Ben cuddled each other as they lied on Jake’s bed. They listened to the rain ending and stared deeply at one another. 

“You know you’re the first I’ve ever dated,” said Jake.

“You’re the first person I’ve ever dated,” said Ben.

Jake raised his head a bit. “And how it feels?”

“Great,” said Ben. “Lissa showed me some movies where a girl dates the cool guy and it just… I’m shocked that it feels so much like this right now.”

“So I’m the cool guy and you’re the girl?” asked Jake.

“Hey!” Ben softly smacked Jake’s left arm.

Jake chuckled before he pursed his lips. “You really think I’m a cool guy?”

“Yeah, of course! You play video games, you make jokes that are funny but not too much, and…” Ben blushed. “You’re really good-looking.”

Jake smiled, kissed Ben, and said, “You’re really good-looking too.”

The two giggled a little before Jake moved his two hands under his head.

“By the way, I’m not really used to… You know. Guy-on-guy stuff,” said Jake. “So, if we could-”

“It’s okay. I understand,” said Ben. 

Jake softly smiled and they kissed.

“Hey, starting without me?” asked Blackheart as he entered

“Yeah, you’re too late now,” said Jake with a chuckle.

Blackheart lunged at them and wrapped his arms around their waists. The three laughed and played with each other. After some timeless moment, they lied on the bed with peaceful smiles on their faces.

“That’s funny,” said Jake. “We’re here, kissing each other and one month ago we almost killed each other.”

“You tried to kill me?” asked Ben.

“I meant Blackheart,” said Jake with a chuckle.

“Maybe you did try to kill Ben,” said Blackheart.

“Fuck you,” said Jake

The door opened and they sat up. It was Charles.

“Hey, I’m not bothering?” asked Charles.

“N-No, it’s fine, Dad,” said Jake as he stood up. 

“Good. I… I thought I could show you some pictures I had of your grandpa,” said Charles. 

Jake smiled. “For real?” he asked with twinkles in his eyes. 

“Can we come too?” asked Ben.

“Yeah, of course. You’re part of the family now,” Charles told Ben. “And I… I guess Blackheart can also be in.”


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