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A = Admiration (What do they absolutely adore about you?)
Your compassion. Think about it. This demon gets so much crap from everyone in the Devildom, everyone thinks he's nothing more than scum, and he tends to run away from his problems rather than facing them head-on. If even one person spends time with him and sympathizes with why he does what he does, he's likely to melt completely. There's nothing he cherishes more than someone who stays by his side through his failed schemes and mountainous highs that crumble into terrible lows. Anyone who can support and love him through that is treasure.
Whaddaya mean you're not leavin'? I have stuff to do.
Ah, hell, fine, but ya gotta give me something in return...Hey, I'm not blushin', you're imagining things!
B = Body (What is their favorite part of your body?)
If you're intimate, this guy literally cannot choose a favorite body part. He's Greed incarnate. He wants and needs every single part of you. Still, if he had to pick, he's an ass-man. And, if you've got breasts, he loves those too. Anything jiggly, bouncy, or grabbable. He needs to have plenty of muscle or fat to grasp in his hands, or he feels like maybe he's just dreaming, like you'll disappear or smack him away any second. Definitely isn't above gawking as you walk just to admire the movements of your body, but he'll never admit it. Always goes to the gym or exercises with you, even if he doesn't want to, just to make sure no one's approaching you or to be around if you need a spotter or someone to help you with sit-ups.
If you're only friends, his favorite part is probably your lap. He's always trying to find excuses to rest his head on your thighs, make you sit on his lap, or lean against you with a hand in your lap as if to say, "This human is mine," though he'll use the excuse that he didn't realize he was touching you.
I can't believe you're wearin' that out to the casino. Ya know your ass is hangin' out, don'tcha? N-not that I was lookin' or anything, but ya don't want to draw attention from other demons like that. Remember, temptation is impossible for them to ignore. I'm just lookin' out for ya.
C = Cuddling (How do they like to cuddle?)
At first, he's too proud to admit he likes hugs and cuddles. You? A human? Leaning on him for a nap or because you have a headache? Tch, the Great Mammon isn't a damn pillow! That said, he's never, ever going to push you off of him. Ever. Even if he does nothing but loudly complain while you're on him, he will never tell you to move, though he won't stop you from leaving if you choose to.
When he starts to feel comfortable, this demon can't keep his grubby hands off. He's always finding excuses to lean on you, to ask if you're tired and need a shoulder, to hang out in your room near bedtime in hopes that you'll get so tired that you'll just crawl into the bed and hug him and ask him to stay because he's warm and cozy. He'll buy fluffy jackets and soft shirts, use them as excuses for why he's always offering himself as a pillow. If you're sitting beside each other in a restaurant, he swings an arm behind your chair as though possessing you (whether you're partnered or not). You're walking side-by-side, he's hesitant, but he'll sweep an arm around your shoulders like a good friend to keep others from messing with you. You're hanging out in a single lounge chair in the House of Lamentation, he'll plop onto the armrest, lean onto your side and scroll through his phone without a word.
I believe it's canon that he prefers to sleep in the nude. That will not stop him from latching onto you like an octopus. If you don't want some dick prints on your side when you wake up, you'd better get a body pillow to stuff between you two.
Hey, you're looking pretty worn. Lucifer got you on kitchen duty again tomorrow? Ugh, that bastard. Ya know what helps me when I'm stressed is a movie. I got time, if ya need company or whatever. C'mere.
D = Dates (What does their ideal date with you look like?)
Mammon's ideal date is his ideal place: a casino. Las Vegas. Reno. The underground secret casino at the carnival. Anywhere he can gamble, and especially anywhere he knows he can win big. (Let's be honest. This guy knows the games, knows the machines, knows how to count cards. You bring him to a Mortal Realm casino and he's wiping them out. Devildom is different, but still, he's not Greed for nothing.) If you're not a gambler, he's got you by his side as his lucky charm in a sexy outfit, whatever you feel hot in, and he's celebrating all the big wins with you. On a bad night, he's obviously upset, but with you by his side, he' smore likely to walk away and pay attention to you.
Ehh, whatever. I'm on a losing streak here. Let's go somewhere we can both have fun before I'm totally broke.
Another place he enjoys is parties. Any party, as long as there's drinking and dancing and, possibly, betting games. Think beer pong, billiards, or other competitive drinking games. If you're generally a sober person, he's a bit less likely to overindulge. He'll have fun on the dance floor after he's had a few drinks to calm his nerves, and you're gonna be right up against him every moment. If you have to pee, he's outside of the bathroom door waiting, or he's sneaked into the stall with you to make sure you're not getting felt up by any creeps.
Other than that, his ideal date is really just wherever he can be right there with you. He's not a talker. He doesn't like being in quiet places where you can interrogate him about his feelings and talk about life or whatever. He wants to know everything about you, but when he has fun, it needs to at least be in a place where he's all cuddled near you and there's no one to take your attention away. Think a dark movie theater. A concert. A comedy club.
So, I heard there's some kinda event at Hell Dome this weekend. I was gonna go alone, but Lucifer lectured me about how ya never experience Devildom life outside of RAD. Guess we'll have to call it a date, huh?
E = Emotions (How do they express emotion around you?)
The eldest tsundere. Nonstop push and pull. Don't talk to me, but only talk to me. Don't touch me, but if you're going to touch anyone, it better be me. He's not likely to be open about his deeper emotions around you, especially at first, because you might just make fun of him like everyone else. Just believe he's a scumbag and everything is fine.
As he starts to fall for you or get closer, he's more open emotionally. You'll find him leaning outside your door on his phone while he waits for you to come back from school or a meeting. He's not likely to say he needs you to listen to him, but he'll plop onto your bed, yank a pillow over his face and groan obnoxiously until you ask what's wrong. Still, he won't explain the entire situation. He'd prefer you just stay by his side for now and ignore the world while he settles. Who knows what exactly set him off? You'll find out eventually. Just give him a hug and help him forget.
When he finally talks about what's bothering him, he's a fountain of emotion. He won't stop talking until every detail has been revealed or you've shut him up with a touch or a smack. No one ever listens to him, so once he's found someone who'll actually sit and pay attention to his emotions, he's nothing short of clingy. He has thousands of years of trauma he's bottled up, of brothers making fun of him, of no one taking him seriously, that he needs an outlet.
Figured you could use some company, ya know, since you're always around demons ya can't trust. Mind if I hang on your bed? If all you're gonna do is study, why don'tcha do it over here?
Ehh, nah, I'm fine. Witches on my ass about a debt I paid off a century ago, said it wasn't enough or somethin', I dunno, some bullshit like that. I'm pissed they're always callin' on me for stupid stuff. Never shoulda made a deal with 'em in the first place. What can ya do? You're the only one who kinda gets me, ya know that? Not that I'm relyin' on you or anything, but I dunno...It's kinda...a nice feeling...
F = Family (Do they want one? If they do, when?)
Mammon likes to rely on no one else but himself most of the time. He’s always running get-rich-quick schemes or trying to escape his debts, and I don’t personally see that changing anytime soon. At the same time, I think he would eventually get together with a partner, go through a bunch of excitement and adventures, and one day think he wouldn’t mind a little kiddo running around. That said, it’s possible the only reason he decides he’d like children is because he sees his brothers start to have kids and gets jealous. Greed is interesting; they have something that looks fun, and he wants it too. Probably want to start off with seeing how he is with babysitting and a pet before starting with children though
So, does he want a family? Yeah, but not anytime soon. Kids cost money he doesn’t have, and he can’t strap them to his chest to bring them into a casino. It’s too smoky in there. Bad for the little thing, you know? When he does have kids, he’s that dad always hollering at them to stop doing things that can get them hurt, even though he was a spitfire as a kid too. And trust me. Your kids will be brats. He’s going to get what he gave Lucifer for all those years.
Look, I did everything ya told me to do. I even changed that stupid doll’s clothes twice a day to prove I know what I’m doin’. ‘Sides, we’ll work as a team. Ain’t no one else raising my kids but the Great Mammon!
G = Gifts (How do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)
You’ll never catch him buying something for you. Things you like will magically appear in your room with a note that says something like, “Don’t say I never got you nothin’.” At the same time, if you’re his partner, then you need to look like it, baby. You don’t have any rings? Fine, he’ll let you borrow some of his for the night. No nice club clothes? Are you kidding? Fine, just this once, he’ll go out with you to Majolish and use Goldie…but you’re looking at the discount racks first.
That’s a nice cologne you got on. Smells expensive. Think I deserve a proper thanks, huh?
H = Holding Hands (When/how do they like to hold hands?)
Mammon turns into a tomato when you take his hand by surprise. It’s not often at first that he’ll reach for yours; he feels like maybe you don’t want to be seen as a scumbag’s partner. Once you make it clear that you’re not going anywhere, he’s going to hold your hand at every single opportunity. You are his, got that? Everyone needs to know.
He’s generally not the type to lace fingers. He’s more likely to have a death grip around your hand or, if he wants to be more intimate, wrap an arm around your waist instead. It’s easier.
Listen here. I don’t want ya goin’ and gettin’ lost at the concert, ya hear? If I gotta steal some cop’s handcuffs to keep your hand in mine, I’ll do it. You ain’t leavin’ my sight.
I = Injury (How would they act if you got hurt?)
(Lesson 16 Spoilers) Remember when you died in his arms? Yeah. That scarred him forever. Every scratch, every bruise, every trip or papercut or burn will alarm him. Humans are fragile, and now he knows you’re way more fragile than he ever thought possible. All it took was you being out of his sight for a few hours before you’re bleeding out against his chest, so how can he know what else might kill you?
His immediate reaction is panic, regardless of severity. He’ll instantly try to haul you to safety whether you’re lucid or not. At least to the bathroom where the first aid kit is. (Don’t ask. He called in some favors to his human world connections to get the damn thing. Consider yourself lucky the Great Mammon went out of his way.)
Is that…Is that blood?! What happened, did you fall, did someone hit you, fuckin’ human always gettin’ into bullshit when I’m not around, you’re a fuckin’ headache…Hey! Quit strugglin’!
J = Jokes (Do they like to joke around with or prank you? How?)
Mammon is a wild card with jokes. He struggles to know where the line is between silly fun and offensive, so he often chooses not to play around with words. Things demons find funny might not be good for humans. When he realizes that your teasing toward him is all in good fun, that you never call him stupid or scummy, he starts to tease you back. Pranks probably involve him sneaking up on you to spook you or thinking up ways to get you two stuck in a room together.
Who ya callin' a mess? Have ya seen your hair? Looks like a hell hawk has a new nest.
K = Kisses (How do they like to kiss you?)
Heavy and hot. There's something about your touch that drives him absolutely wild. You're never able to leave it at a peck or anything simple. Before you can leave his sight, he yanks you back to him or, if you're looking hesitant, begs and asks for more. He's Greed. What can I say? It's more likely your kisses turn into makeout sessions than it is that they remain chaste.
Mn...Come on. Ya can't expect the Great Mammon to settle for somethin' like that. I gotta have another taste. I just can't help it.
L = Little Ones (How are they around children that aren’t theirs?)
Around kids, Mammon is the kooky uncle every child loves. Since he knows they're not his problem after he leaves, he does his best to rile them up with sweets, games, or tall tales. Especially if they're his brothers' children. No one lets Mammon babysit because he simply becomes one of the children himself, begging for snacks, cuddles, entertainment, toys and trinkets.
If he's passing by kids in public, he likes to make creepy faces and get them to whine. Demons are an unusual bunch. He takes glee in those cries and giggles as he leaves their fits to the parents.
Aw, but that brat got the big-ass dolphin plushie. How come ya won't buy me one? If some snot-nosed kid has it, ya know I deserve the same or better. The Great Mammon always gets what he wants.
M = Morning (How do they behave in the mornings?)
Do you have morning plans? Nope. Not anymore. This demon wakes up five minutes before he needs to be somewhere and sprints around his room throwing on clothes until he looks presentable. Look at that RAD uniform. There's no way that thing has ever been on a hanger or to a dry cleaner's. On weekends or days he has no plans, Mammon sleeps in until the late morning when he's fully awake and with a vengeance. He's a ball of energy the moment he's conscious, so be ready for waking up to a flurry of excited cuddles or a loudmouth planning his day and banging around the room for a hairbrush.
Okay, so I gotta plan that'll make me a million grimm, listen! First, if I tell Levi there's some geek convention out at Hell Dome...H-hey! Wake up! I'm talkin' to ya!
N = Nightmare (What is their worst fear?)
I've heard talks that, canonically, his greatest fear is Lucifer going full-demon on him. I don't doubt that's up there, especially because Mammon and Lucifer are so close to each other. Mammon is his most trustworthy sidekick, so having Lucifer turn on him strikes fear in his heart that he's truly, fully lost the last thread of support from his family that he has left.
You'd think Greed would mean he's most scared of being broke, but that has tons of easy workarounds to make money anyway. I think one of his greatest fears is abandonment. Not physically, but emotionally. All his brothers ever do is call him scum and terrible, but at least they're talking to him. Imagine the day that none of them even bother to insult him or tease him at all. He becomes nothing more than worthless, no one even giving him attention, and he's broken. He worries that someday, for some reason, they might all be gone. The thought is horrifying.
The Great Mammon ain't scared of nothin'! Bring it on! I'll even let ya hold my hand if ya get too spooked.
H-hey...did ya hear that moanin' from the hallway? I ain't imagining anything! Why'd you gotta bring me to a haunted house, huh?
O = Oddity (What is one quirk they have?)
To be fair, Mammon is nothing but quirks. I headcanon that, if he were human, he'd be the poster child for ADHD. Trouble focusing and extreme focus on specific things, impulsive, relationship issues, restlessness, hyperactivity...He's very energetic, very good at specific interests of his, and very easily misunderstood in addition to struggling with communication.
He's always, always losing things...not his wallet, but anything else is fair game, including things you might have gifted him. It's not exactly that he's a slob or dirty because he's not, but he's cluttered and chaotic, so things tend to get buried or moved when he's looking for other things.
Probably a crappy cook. Remember the newt syrup incident? Yep, he throws whatever he finds that looks similar to missing ingredients into a dish. Soy sauce looks exactly like vanilla extract, so they're good substitutes, right?
No, I didn't lose nothin'! It's right here, next to the...uh, well, actually, ya know, I think I put it under...huh, nope, maybe...uh...hang on...
Beel ate all the spinach I was gonna use for salad, so I went and bought some devil's lettuce instead.
(Mammon, that's cannabis. If I eat that, I'll be kind of...well, uh, actually...super high.)
What, are you sayin' I can't make food fit for your gourmet palate? Ya gotta try a bite! Open up!
P = Pet Names (What do they like to call you?)
His favorite pet names to give you when he's feeling warm and fuzzy are fairly tame. (Baby. Baby doll. Dollface. Babe. Cutie.) Others are likely references to expensive items. (Treasure. Diamond. Gem. Golden ticket.) He will call you Goldie on more than a dozen occasions at times when he's gushing over how much he loves you, but he means what he says. Honest! He's just not used to saying, "I love you," to an actual person.
You're also going to have at least one jerkish pet name for when he's playing around or joking, likely sarcastic but also just for teasing. (Toots. Brat. Sugar lips. Smartie pants. Cookie monster.)
He will melt no matter what nickname you use for him, especially the extremely sweet ones. The ones that destroy his ability to function will always be the sweet ones. (Baby. Babe. Sweetie. Honey.) Call him handsome or something that draws back to his physical beauty and he's smitten as well. (Hunk. Big boy. Stud.) If you have a joking nickname, as long as it isn't offensive or mean, like what his brothers use for him, he'll follow whatever you say with either a tickle fight, a sneak attack hug, or a sharp butt to your hip. (Genius. Ball of chaos. Bubba. Wild man. Tarzan.)
See somethin' you like, toots? If you're gonna keep starin', I might as well charge ya for a photo.
I thought, ya know, since we're going on a date, I'd dress up for ya. Can't be seen all casual when you're lookin' like pure gold. 'Course I'm ready to party, babe. The Great Mammon knows where all the best clubs are!
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
Well, it’s not that he doesn’t love you, but he’s not exactly equipped to keep a list of important dates and facts at the ready at all times. Oh, he’ll remember the SUPER important stuff—allergies, how you prefer to be touched, your definite lines you don’t want crossed—but he’s not likely to remember anything that involves a calendar and planning unless he has a reminder.
At the same time, he’s got a better memory than it seems at first glance. You mentioned in passing that a cool movie was coming out in a few months, and he surprises you with tickets on opening night (because he ordered them literally two seconds after you mentioned it and was reminded when they came in the mail). Let’s say your favorite color is hot pink (to which he always scoffs, “Why ya gotta love the brightest color in hell, ya weirdo?!”), so he keeps an eye out for pretty gemstones, jewelry and accessories when he goes out. Plus, obviously you like him, right? So, anything you say you’re interested in trying that’s a bit…unusual, whether in the bedroom or out in the world, he’s going to find a way to feed the adventure. Anything new and exciting is exactly his type.
Hey, hold on there, what’re ya tryin’ to do, poison yourself? That’s got peanuts! I might be carrying some potions to help you in an emergency, but that don’t mean you can go chompin’ on anything that looks tasty. Shit’s expensive, ya know!
Remember when you talked about skinny dipping in Typhon Lake? I got a good deal on a tonic that’ll keep your pretty skin from burning. Whaddaya say we sneak outta here around midnight, babe?
R = Rhythm (Let’s talk about their character song!)
“Are You Ready” sounds like nothing more than a club anthem when you listen to it at first. (Side note: I wish I could have played this at my real-life wedding, ugh, I would have thrown DOWN, but nooo, the game didn’t exist back then.) When you look at the lyrics, however, something stands out: Mammon lacks confidence and has low self-esteem.
You’re at HIS party, where HE made you the main character, yet he can’t touch you. You’re not dancing with him, your gaze is elsewhere, and he still feels like he can’t compete. All he wants to do is whisk you away from a party—the thing he’s always loved more than most anything—and be alone with you, anywhere, doing anything, no matter what it looks like. He’ll always look for you. He’s crazy for you. Give him attention, stop hanging around his romantic rivals and hold him.
I need you. Take off and throw your high heels away and come with me. You're so cute, my love…
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
He is a superhero. If you begin to feel nervous about something small, he senses it and flies to your side. How is he supposed to know you’re not in imminent danger? Silly humans, getting into trouble in Devildom, they should know better than to wander alone anywhere without Mammon. If possible, he’s hauling you everywhere he goes outside home. If not, he’s restless, wondering how you are.
Like Lucifer, he doesn’t need physical protection. Being hung upside down isn’t too bad except his head hurts and he’s bored, but he’ll live. What he needs is someone who speaks up for him when he can’t or doesn’t. Defend him from the harsher insults, or at least pull him close and roll your eyes. Remind him that he’s not pathetic or overly selfish. After all, you’re by his side, so he can’t be all bad.
You don’t have to talk back to Lucifer like that when he’s chewing me out. He’ll make your life hell. I mean…not that I don’t appreciate it, and it was really nice to feel like ya care enough to risk your life, b-but…the Great Mammon can handle Lucifer. Save your energy for the rest of ‘em.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
When he remembers an anniversary or big day, he’s going all out. Whatever you want, he’ll find a way to get it for you. Graduation? Yeah, sure, whatever that means, he’s got a big-ass bouquet and a limo to take you on vacation afterward. Anniversary? No matter what you do for him, he’s already got a dozen ideas of private hotel rooms, clubs, dinners and entertainment to do together.
As far as everyday tasks, he’s a bit lacking. Definitely the type of guy to come in waves of helpfulness around the house…especially if he’s starting to think up a scheme that he needs you to approve or help with. What can I say? He’s a demon. Gotta love him.
You were looking a little tired after school, so I scrubbed out the bathtub real good for you to take a long, long, LONG soak. Ain’t I the best boyfriend?
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
The elephant in the room: He is always broke or begging for cash. Personally, I don’t think he’s really broke, but I think he needs to have at least seven digits in his bank at all times to feel satisfied, and he refuses to withdraw grimm using any tactic possible. That’s why he borrows from his family since a couple hundred here and there is basically chump change. The account is absolutely secret from everyone. Yes, including you, and including Lucifer. He has to protect his worth above anything else. You can ask for literally anything except straight-up cash, and you’ll get it, but you’ll never see that account.
Before you came around and even for a long time after, he offered his body for extra cash. He’s a professional model, but he’s also an amateur model. Someone’s offering a couple grand for some nude pics? Hell yeah, he’s in. Problem being, once he falls in love with you, he doesn’t know HOW many of those things are out there or WHERE they might be hiding. Don’t be surprised if he starts hanging around Levi and getting him limited edition merch in exchange for Levi wiping all evidence of his past from the internet. You CANNOT see the things he’s done.
Finally, he’s a party boy. He’s not as much of a drinker, but he’s still greedy for attention and is an absolute sucker for bar games, especially easy ones. A night at a dance party could easily end up with him hanging over a pool table with an empty wallet, and you hauling a sobbing Mammon home. He bounces back quickly, but when he’s had a bad gambling night, he’s extremely difficult to manage. Best to have a separate room to avoid the rampage.
Listen, if you ever get an email sayin’ something like, “Mammon pictures,” or whatever, delete it. Ya know it’s just spam anyway, and, uh…Lots of demons send that stuff so they get access to your bank and all that, so…I don’t want ya to get hacked or anything when you can see the Great Mammon in all his glory anytime ya want!
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
Let’s get this out of the way here: Mammon is one of the only dark-skinned demons we see, other than demon-form Diavolo. He stands out among the nobility, and he especially stands out among regular citizens. One of the reasons he’s such a popular model is BECAUSE he looks so different, but he’s also been passed over at times due to this. Therefore, when he gets a job as a model, he’s a million times more particular about his looks than usual. You find him hanging around Asmo more often, getting his nails done, trying out skin care products, working out at the gym with Beel every day, ironing his clothes…The works.
That said, normally, he’s relatively lax with his appearance. He works out to keep fit. He has a few skin and hair products to make sure he’s always clean. Clothes, not so much; if they’re clean, they’re fine, even if they’re wrinkled to hell. It’s not like anyone ever asks him to model wearing shirts anyway. It’s not that he doesn’t care how he looks, but he has bigger things on his mind.
Nah, don’t wanna eat too much junk. I gotta photoshoot in the morning, and they’re real strict with the hiring criteria. After it’s over, why don’t ya meet me at Hell’s Kitchen for a feast?
W = Warrior (How do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)
Mammon never wants you to fight. Ever. Even if it’s for a good reason, he’d much rather step in for you than risk you getting hurt. At the same time, if he feels like you’re not really in danger but he is, this demon will run away, especially if Lucifer is involved. Sorry, but he’s got shit to do and can’t waste time getting lectured.
I don’t care what’s goin’ on between you and those lesser demons at RAD. What I care about is findin’ you cowering outside the classroom instead of callin’ me to kick their asses! The hell’re you thinkin’? The Great Mammon’s got tons of fight in him against brats like those, just watch!
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
As much as he mocks Levi for singing in the shower, Mammon is by far the loudest and most obnoxious shower singer overall. He’s also always humming or whistling songs while going throughout his day.
When he’s stressed, he takes his car out on the road and drives far, far away. No one is suspicious because he’ll say he went out gambling, but he’s really heading to a special place only he knows about. He’ll come back early in the morning as though he was at a party and pretend nothing happened.
What’re ya doin’ in my room? Y-you m-missed the Great Mammon that much, huh? W-well…Well, I went out to Devil’s Casino, uh…Took my time comin’ home, but I’m all right. It’s been a long night, so…so if ya wanna hang around in here until morning, ya might as well. But ya owe me for savin’ you from Lucifer catching you sneak back to your room!
(NSFW) He’s absolutely a switch, like all of the brothers, but he’s a little different. If you’re into pain, choking, bleeding, or anything particularly “violent,” he refuses to do it. You might accidentally get bitten, but he’s so terrified to hurt you that he will never go into full BDSM mode. It’s not fun for him at ALL. He still likes to dom, to gloat, to tease you about how much you want him and stretch out your pleasure. He enjoys knowing you’re feeling greedy for him and only him, almost as much as he’s greedy for you. When he’s submissive, he’s got a praise kink. He’s not super into begging for stimulation but enjoys seeing you take what you want from him, no matter what you put him through. Since he knows you can’t actually hurt him, he doesn’t mind a bit of rough play. That said, his aftercare is lengthy and involves lots and lots of cuddles.
Lookin’ kinda blushy after all that. Ya think I’m stoppin’ here? Get comfy, babe, ‘cause I gotta lot more of ya I need to see before I’m even close to done.
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
If you’re mean, if you’re criticizing him like his brothers do, if you’re always teasing him and never giving him a sense of control, if you’re always making him bend over backwards for you but refuse to ever put him first…
Despite initial appearances, Mammon is very sensitive and is not a masochist. He doesn’t get a rush out of being told he’s a scumbag or a moron; in fact, it does hurt, but he’d rather his family pick on him than each other, so he takes it. He’s got a huge heart that’s scarred with family trauma, carrying the emotions of his brothers after the fall and doing his best to distract them from the pain of losing their beloved sister by being more obnoxious than when he was an angel. He can’t be with a partner who’s constantly putting him down or teasing him. Jokes are fine, but he needs times to be serious as much as anyone…more than anyone, really, because he’s always keeping up appearances.
Can’t you quit yapping for two seconds? I gotta call a big time modeling agency. I can’t be gettin’ felt up while I’m talkin’ or they’ll rescind the offer!
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)
Aside from sleeping naked, Mammon is not a calm sleeper. Sure, he's a deadweight, but that's almost worse when he's managed to flail on top of you, toss all his pillows to the floor and still steal all of the blankets. He tosses and turns, still energetic despite passing out. You try to wake him up, and he's groggy as hell. Nothing you say will get through his brain.
Mm...You're warm...like one of those expensive body pillows...mine...