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Eddie is sat between Hen and Chimney at the table, eating their lunch and chatting quietly between themselves when Eddie’s phone vibrates in his pocket.
He fishes the device out, and smiles warmly when he sees who the notification is from.
Snapchat from EvanBuckley-Diaz❤️
Hen and Chimney coo as they look over his shoulders and he rolls his eyes at them.
Assuming it’s a selfie of Buck and Christopher: Buck has the day off and there was talk of taking Christopher to the aquarium, Eddie opens it with them still hovering over his shoulders.
Then immediately locks the phone and slams it down on the table
“Was that-“ Hen starts, but falters.
“Surely not?” Chimney mumbles.
“You three okay?” Bobby calls from the other side of the table, sat between Tanika and Martin.
“I- I don’t know.” Hen admits.
“What’s going on?” Bobby frowns.
“I think we just saw-“ Chimney begins.
“A nude. Buck sent me a nude and they saw.” Eddie moans and hides his heating up face in his hands.
“Can I please be excused to go bleach my eyes?” Hen asks.
“Can I please be excused to go bleach my brain?” Chimney asks.
“Can I please be excused to go die of embarrassment alone?” Eddie asks.
“Do you mean ‘can I be excused so I can go beat off to my husbands dick pic in the toilets’?” Tanika arches an eyebrow.
“... it wasn’t a picture.” Eddie mumbles.
Hen and Chimney make horrified noises as Eddie sinks further into his seat. He hadn’t meant to say that out loud.
There’s a long pause before the entire loft bursts into laughter at the three of them.
“I see.’ Bobby muses with a smirk. ‘But yes, you are all excused.”
He’s never seen his three medics move so fast.