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yoru haters assemble!

Summary:

in which raze creates a group chat during an evaluation and things take a different turn

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: one

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raze created the group yoru haters

raze added jett and 10 more people.

raze: does anyone know the answer to 10th question?

phoenix: this test isn't even on paper wtf

jett: yeah

jett: what is the answer to 15th tho?

killjoy: 10th is endoplasmic reticlum and 15th is brimstone

raze: thanks joy <333

jett: ty you're a doll

yoru: if you're just going to cheat on a skill test why is the gc name about me?

skye: bc we all hate you?

sage: what is this children?

sage: also not all of us hate him.

yoru: aww thank you orb girl

sage: some of us despise him

yoru: :(

skye: deserved

jett: hey what is the answer to 18th?

reyna: it's B

sage: this is a physical test...

reyna: ok and?

phoenix: B??? isn't it yoru's mum?

raze: hA!

raze: nice

yoru: SHUT IT

killjoy: jokes aside 18th is Africa

phoenix: im pretty sure it's something to do with yoru, are you sure kj?

yoru: shut up and focus on your test or I'll break your legs

phoenix: cap

raze: pho you might want to run

phoenix: why?

phoenix: OH MY GOD HEL-

viper: who is sacrificing a goat?

viper: oh it's just yoru murdering phoenix

sage: is no one going to stop yoru?

reyna: shhh cariño

reyna: just enjoy the show

sage: phoenix is being strangled

raze: yes and it's such a great sight

jett: we should let yoru strangle pho more

skye: agreed

sage: aren't you two friends?

jett: yeah and?

raze: don't worry mamá

raze: we would interfere if he was seriously dying

jett: yeah mom

jett: it's not like his face is turning purple haha

jett: wait-

raze: FUCK

raze: SKYE COME PUNCH YORU

skye: with pleasure