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"What's the purpose of Joonghyuk-nim's chest belt?"
It was a question from a random extra who were with Yoo Joonghyuk for a small practice on a certain scene where they were supposedly to be thrown away from him.
'To secure his tiddies.' Kim Dokja internally said as he mindlessly scrolled down the webnovel he was reading as he lets a makeup artist do his makeup and hair.
Wait.
'What did I just said...?' Kim Dokja's thumb abruptly stopped moving as he looked at himself infront of the mirror. His right eyebrow immediately raised in confusion and sighed. 'This is ridiculous.'
Yeah, ridiculous.
But....
Is really Yoo Joonghyuk's chest belt is to secure his tiddies?
'I mean, he got a good chest. I got to hold them every—' Kim Dokja shook his head as he immediately brushed off his....weird thoughts towards his boyfriend. He can hear the makeup artist asking him if he's okay and telling him to stay still to redo his hair again.
"I dont know... for fashion, maybe?" Another make up makeup artist said to enlighten the extra's curiousity.
'That's not it...' Kim Dokja sighed as he found himself looking at his bestfriend through the mirror chatting with her new girlfriend.
'Maybe I should ask Sooyoung about it later.'
The atmosphere was tense as Kim Dokja found himself getting 'choked' by Yoo Joonghyuk causing him to hang at the end of the broken bridge. Of course, the wires were allowing Kim Dokja to float on the air to be able for Yoo Joonghyuk to softly grip on his neck by one hand.
The crew's eyes were stuck to them as the two actors continued to exchange lines. They were also consumed by the tense atmosphere caused by the two outstanding actors a few meters away from them.
Everything is going really smooth and well.
But not in Kim Dokja's case.
He was distracted, okay? Ever since he heard that damned question from the random extra, thanks to then, his mind was now full of Yoo Joonghyuk's incredible outfit, specially that kinky chest belt proudly displaying infront of everyone.
He's afraid a problem might appear sooner. Its not his fault in the first place.
Good thing he's really good in masking things. If its not for his afting skills, he'll really look stupid right now.
“Will I let go of this hand or won’t I?”
Kim Dokja gulped as he discreetly gasped for air to speak.
"Yoo Regressor." Kim Dokja said as he watched the sea commander approaching their direction under the bridge.
"I will tell you two things first." He added.
"What?"
“One, I’m not your subordinate. So I hope you will treat me fairly from now on.”
“…”
“Two, I will cooperate with you but you also have to promise to cooperate with me.”
Yoo Joonghyuk looked at Kim Dokja with an amused expression on his face as his eyes glinted with interest.
"Well, what is your answer?"
Kim Dokja smiled. "Get your hand off me and get lost, you damn son of a bitch.”
Yoo Joonghyuk let's go of Kim Dokja's neck causing the man to immediately fall. Kim Dokja emitted a scream as a small smile can be seen on Yoo Joonghyuk's face as he opened his mouth something.
"I believe you. You are definitely a prophet."
Kim Dokja's immediately stopped falling as the wire on his body helped him to stabilize his footing in the air and looked up at His boyfriend with a stoic expression on his face but a glint of worry is visible on its eyes.
"-and cut! Its a really good scene, you two!" The direction said from a far as the wires lifted Kim Dokja once again to meet Yoo Joonghyuk at the end of the broken fake bridge.
As soon as he got there, Yoo Joonghyuk immediately asked him if he's okay, or did he gripped too hard on Kim Dokja's neck earlier. Kim Dokja can only answer with a sheepish smile on his face as he really tried (key word: tried) to look away from Yoo Joonghyuk's chest where a belt can be seen, but failed anyway.
This is bad.
It was breaktime when Yoo Joonghyuk got called by his manager leaving Kim Dokja in the dressing room with Yoo Sangah and others. They were enjoying a good lunch together and they immediately got aling well despite of just meeting a few weeks ago.
Even the child actors, Lee Gilyoung and Shin Yoosung (unfortunately she's not on the shooting yet) immediately got attached to Kim Dokja like a bubblegum which is making things more adorable.
"What do you think is the purpose of Joonghyuk-ah's chest belt?" Kim Dokja said as he finally finished his lunch that was made by his boyfriend earlier.
"For fashion?" Lee Hyunsung answered.
"A belt kink?" This time, its Uriel.
"Belt kink? What is that?" Lee Gilyoung asked causing Kim Dokja to spit on his drink. He immediately told Lee Gilyoung to go outside with Lee Hyunsung for a bit.
"Uriel!"
"What? Am i wrong?"
"You're — I dont know. But next time, be careful to say things when Lee Gilyoung-ah is around." Kim Dokja sighed. "Specially when Shin Yoosung-ah arrives here to shoot her debut on the series."
"Alright." Uriel said as she excitedly smiled at Kim Dokja. Seriously, Uriel still dont have any scenes to shoot yet but she continued to come on the shooting anyway.
"Obviously, its to secure his tiddies." Han Sooyoung immediately answered as if she can read Kim Dokja's mind. She leaned her head on Yoo Sangah's shoulder as she nonchalantly nibbled on the lollipop on her mouth.
"Right?!" Kim Dokja immediately said as he stood up from his seat. "We have the same thought!"
"But Chest Belts are designed to prevent the one whose wearing it from falling foward and allows them to rotate their shoulders." Yoo Sangah said softly. "It allows the user to improve positioning and for better respiration and stability..." She added as she showed her phone to Kim Dokja.
Kim Dokja scowled as he looked at the phone. Eh? Its not to secure Yoo Joonghyuk's tiddies or something...?
"But—"
"But can you see how juicy those tiddies were?" Han Sooyoung cutted Kim Dokja off as she waved her lemon lollipop nonchalantly on the air. Kim Dokja nodded in agreement.
"Its like two melons, Sangah. Two melons." Sooyoung added earning a glare from her girlfriend.
"Sooyoung is right." Uriel nodded as she sat beside Kim Dokja and nudged his shoulder. "Kim Dokja-ssi is very lucky hmmm."
"Wait, Sangah-ssi said its to avoid the user to fall forward and Joonghyuk-ah's chest —" Kim Dokja stopped
"ITS FOR HIS CHEST TO AVOID FALLING FORWARD." Uriel said as if she read Kim Dokja's mind.
Kim Dokja can only laugh as he heard what his friends said. Han Sooyoung and Uriel got a point.
Yoo Joonghyuk's chest is—
"–big." Kim Dokja muttered as he's immersed in thinking stuffs again.
"Big what?" A voice came from behind said causing the ladies on the room to silently went sneak out as they looked at Kim Dokja with apologetic eyes.
Unfortunately for Kim Dokja, he barely registered who owns the voice. Instead, he placed his hands on his chest and measured it while saying—
"My boyfriend's chest looked bigger than mine."
"...."
"Right, Sooyoung-ah? I mean, just like what you said; its like two melo— Sooyoung?" Kim Dokja had to stop halfway as he noticed that the room was now painfully quiet causing him to look around until a figure of someone appeared before his eyes.
Oh no.
"My what?"
It was Yoo Joonghyuk.
"..."
"Kim Dokja."
Kim Dokja can only smile in a sheepish way and say, "...joongtiddies..?" In a tiny voice.
He's gonna be dead after this.