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Aomine thought this would be a normal, boring day. He goes to school, skips a few classes, sleeps on the roof, thinks of Kise, wait what, then go to practice. Yes. He goes to practice now. Well, most of the time.
Ever since Kise almost beat him on a one-on-one a few weeks ago, Aomine has been on his toes. Coming to practice for a few long minutes, before leaving.
'You should attend practice now Aominecchi! I almost won if it weren't for that dog..! Hmph.'
Aomine just stared at Kise wide-eyed. Of course he couldn't throw his pride and acknowledge that he almost lost to Kise, of all people. But what he did acknowledge was the cute pout that formed on Kise's probably soft lips....WAIT WHAT NO! THAT- NO!
Aomine shakes his head at the thought. Kise's pout was DEFINITELY NOT CUTE. IT WASN'T.
'I must be going crazy' Aomine thought.
He wasn't gay. Not at all. How could he be gay if he liked boobs. Yeah that's right. He was straight as a ruler.
'But Aominecchi~~~~ Some rulers can bend~'
An imaginary Kise said, with a playful smirk on his pretty pink lips.
OH MY FUCKING GOD. STOP. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER DUDE. I'M NOT GAY. KISE, GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
Aomine shook his head again and opened his eyes. The sky was a nice sky blue, reminds him of a certain shadow.
He doesn't even bother taking a nap again since everytime he closes his eyes, he sees an annoying but unbelievably flawless, talented, too fucking gorgeous for his own good, blonde boy.
Aomine sits up.
Ah fuck this. Stupid Kise.
Aomine stood up and began climbing down the ladder. He should text Kise so they could meet up sometime this week.
Because why not. Does he need a reason to visit his friend? Huh. Friend.
No fucking way. Nope. Aomine definitely doesn't want to become more than friends with a certain blonde. Absolutely not. It's the heat that's making him think of ridiculous things. Yup.
Definitely the heat.
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"He should be around here...somewhere..."
Aomine looks around the park, skimmimg through a crowd of dark brown hair, and in the middle is a blonde blob.
Ah there he is.
Wait, and...is that a red blob too?
Aomine put the basketball in his bag and made his way through the crowd. Normally, girls surrounded the blonde boy, obviously. But this time, Aomine could see a few boys, and even a few grandmas and grandpas.
He pushed his way through the crowd, mumbling a lot of 'excuse me' and 'coming through'. He finally reached the inner circle and let out a sigh of relief as he saw the blonde boy.
With a small smile he was about to reach forward and grab the model's shoulders, until the crowd moved a little and there he saw the person standing in front of Kise.
A certain red-headed, I-am-absolute, emperor-ish, person.
Akashi.
Aomine awkwardly stood a few meters from them, watching the scene unfold confusedly. Oh he was really confused. Until, he saw Akashi grab Kise's hand.
Oh hell no.
"A-akashicchi..?"
Akashi smiled up at the blonde, who, Aomine just realized, was holding a bouquet of flowers. And no, not the ones you buy in a convenience store on valentines day, it was the ones you ordered from a fancy flower shop. Typical Akashi.
"Kise Ryota, will you do the honors of dating-"
Oh hell no. Nuh-uh. If anyone was going to date Kise, it would be me. What. Whatever. Just, not Akashi.
Or anyone else.
Aomine quickly walked towards the two, as casually as brisk walking can get, and smoothly took the bouquet from Kise's hold, and drape his arm over the blonde's shoulders.
"I'll take that! Thank you."
"Daiki."
"Akashi."
.........
"Um...hi Aominecchi..?"
A few hot seconds passed.
Akashi lets out a sigh.
"Could you not?"
"Not what? You'll have to be more specific, your grace."
Akashi looked irritated. Which, was good, in Aomine's book. While, Kise, on the other hand, just looks like a cute confused puppy.
"Could you not interrupt my courting?"
"C-courting?! Akashicchi..."
Akashi finally looked away from Aomine and flashed a nice smile when he turned to Kise again. Talk about split personality. Oh wait.
"As I was saying, would you Kise Ryota, agree to go on a date with-"
A loud cough was heard beside Kise. More coughs. Coincidentally matching everytime Akashi tried to continue.
"God, it sure is musty here..."
"Aominecchi."
"Yes?"
"Let Akashicchi finish. That's quite rude."
Aomine struggled not to roll his eyes, so instead he just glared at the redhead.
"Can we talk somewhere else Ryota?"
"Oh sur-"
"Kise! How could you trade my company for him?!"
Okay look. Aomine was desperate. And if he had to whine his way out of whatever Akashi is asking Kise, then damn straight he will whine.
"Pffft! Why are you acting like this Aominecchi, it's so unlike you."
"Hmph. But why is Akashi even here anyways? You didn't say anything about him coming too..."
"Well, he kind of just, um, apparently he was looking for me and here we are."
"Then you could've just ignored him."
"Would you like a reminder that I'm still here?"
"No. Anyways, let's goooo."
"Aominecchi, I told you, let Akashicchi finish first."
"Ugh. Hurry up"
"I'll make this easy and fast, since Daiki always has something to say. Ehem. Ryota, would you like to go on a date with me?"
Kise smiled brightly and Aomine thought he felt like his heart was ran over a train, stepped on by Akashi himself, and eaten by Murasakibara.
"Sorry Akashicchi~ But...um..I like someone else."
"Of course you do."
"I'm sorry- wait what?"
"Do you think I wouldn't notice how you look at..."
Kise....likes someone else?
Aomine didn't know if this was a good sign, since well....
HAHAHAHAH KISE DOESN'T LIKE AKASHI!!
Orrrrr bad, since. Well. Kise could like anyone else but him.
I mean come on, the boy is a model. With girls hanging over him as soon as they saw him. He was also very friendly and everyone likes him, including Aomine. And Aomine is just well. Obviously he's good at basketball, but thats just about it. Why would Kise even-
Oh.
OH.
Kise is kissing him.
When did this happen.
Also where are the people, wasn't there a crowd earlier..?
Oh who cares.
Aomine f̶i̶n̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ regained his sense of reality and responded back to Kise's kiss. He has no idea of how this happened or when did Akashi leave, but all he can focus on right now is Kise's t̶e̶s̶t̶e̶d̶ a̶n̶d̶ p̶r̶o̶v̶e̶n̶ soft lips.
Kise reluctantly pulled away, with the biggest and brightest smile on his face. Ha! Take that Akashi!
Aomine lowered his eyes down from Kise's amber eyes to his perfect nose, and down to the soft, now red, lips.
Kise was beautiful.
"I'm glad you feel the same way too Aominecchi..."
Aomine didn't say anything and just pulled the blonde to another heated kiss. And of course, the blonde couldn't resist.
Who knew that all they needed was a little push from the emperor himself?
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A certain redhead was hiding behind a bush, camera in hand. Taking a not-so-innocent photograph of a certain blue and blonde duo, making out. In a public park.
Akashi smirked.
Such great blackmail.
"Akashi-kun, what are you doing."