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Draken woke up to gang members screaming like little girls and running around at 5 in the fucking morning. He was so done with his boyfriends. Walking out of his private bedroom, he makes halfway towards the steps to the first floor, when Baji, Chifuyu, Nahoya, Souya, and Mitsuya with Takemichi in his arms all come running up the stairs. Baji grabs him and runs with the rest of them into the main bedroom.
“What the fuck is going on out here?”
“THERE’S A RAT,” Baji screams.
“Oh, hell no,” Draken turns toward the window, but Baji grabs him by the shoulder and turns him back around before starting to shake him.
“Dude, you’ve got to get it out of here!”
“You do it! You’re the one who saw it first!”
“You’re the man of the house!”
“Since when. Since when, because last time I checked Mikey was the man of the house.”
At that the door opens and Mikey walks in. Takemichi immediately jumps out of MItsuya’s arms and clings onto Mikey.
“Mikey! There’s a rat, you’ve got to get it!
Mikey’s simp ass, who was glaring at Mitsuya for daring to hold his Takemitchy, is glowing at that contact and readily accepts the job. After 10 minutes of Mikey hunting the bastard down, Mikey threw it out the front door and it ran away. Takemichi, Chifuyu, and Mistuya were all hugging him and Takemichi was peppering his face with kisses.
“You know, if this makes me the man of the house, this makes you all my bitches, right?
“I wanna hold a vote, who wants to make Mikey sleep on the couch for the rest of the month, raise your hand.”
All their hands went up.