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Tommy: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!
Deo: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Luke: More or less, I guess...
Bitzel: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!
Wisp: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.
Tubbo: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!
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Tommy: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Deo: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Tommy: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Luke: Actually I did the math, Deo would have $225, not $0.15.
Deo: Fam I’m right here....
Bitzel: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Tommy: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Bitzel: Sorry I only have a dollar
Tommy: :(
Luke: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Deo would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Bitzel: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Luke: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Wisp: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Luke: Apply juice to what
Tubbo: Directly to the forehead
Deo: Great chat everyone
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Tommy: Rules are made to be broken.
Deo: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Luke: Uh, piñatas.
Bitzel: Glow sticks.
Wisp: Karate boards.
Tubbo: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Tommy: Rules.
Deo:
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Tommy: Time for plan G.
Deo: Don’t you mean plan B?
Tommy: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Luke: What about plan D?
Tommy: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Bitzel: What about plan E?
Tommy: I’m hoping not to use it. Wisp dies in plan E.
Tubbo : I like plan E.