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@Drista: can you guys not? I swear I’m forking the next person who simps for my brother
--@tae_innit: OH CRAP
---@tae_innit: wait is this the real drista
----@Drista: the one and only
-----@tae_innit: DOUBLE CRAP
--@mayamoon: SHOOT, we were all so busy thinking about George writing the Twitter descriptions we didn’t even think of his sister
---@Drista: I HAVE TWITTER TOO
----@mayamoon: sorryyyy
--@amnesi_acc: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING PLEASE PUT THE FORK DOWN
---@Drista: mercy comes to NO ONE
--@Sapnap: SAME
---@Sapnap: I’ll help
----@Drista: THANK you
--@Dream: :(
---@Drista: >:(
----@Georgenotfound: :(
-----@Drista: D:<<
--@c_albb: I TRIED TO CALM THEM DOWN
---@tae_innit: the bird app never stops
----@c_albb: I CAN TRY
Twitter DM: @Drista, @Sapnap
Fork: maybe they’d stop simping if his eyes were gone
Arson: I doubt it
Arson: but go ahead and try
Fork: I have my weapon of choice ready
Twitter DM: @Dream, @Sapnap
Green Bean Seen: WHY DID DRISTA TRY TO STAB ME WITH A FORK
Sappy Nappy: do you really need to ask?
Twitter DM: @Drista, @Sapnap
Fork: mission failed :(
Arson: darn
Twitter DM: @Dream, @Sapnap
Green Bean Seen: fine
Green Bean Seen: let me rephrase
Green Bean Seen: WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING HER?
Green Bean Seen: I KNOW YOU ARE
Sappy Nappy: only what was deserved
Green Bean Seen: >:(
Green Bean Seen: that’s it I’m clearing out the entire kitchen utensils
Sappy Nappy: it’s only karma
Sappy Nappy: please see the following reasons-
Sappy Nappy: your disaster pining with George
Sappy Nappy: both of your oblivious shenanigans
Sappy Nappy: the stan twt fiasco
Sappy Nappy: the moving business
Sappy Nappy: literally every time you appear on trending
Sappy Nappy: the amount of brain cells I’ve lost during the duration of our friendship
Green Bean Seen: aww we’re friends
Green Bean Seen: :)
Sappy Nappy: not if you keep that up
Twitter DM: @Drista, @Sapnap
Arson: try again
Fork: he took away the fork :(
Arson: I keep a secret stash in my room
Arson: middle drawler
Fork: :D
Twitter DM: @Dream, @Sapnap
Green Bean Seen: SAPNAP
Green Bean Seen: WHERE
Sappy Nappy: where what?
Green Bean Seen: so you don’t have anything to do with the DOZENS of forks Drista has
Sappy Nappy: hahah yes go!
Green Bean Seen: Sapnap!
Sappy Nappy: oops wrong chat
Sappy Nappy: I mean
Sappy Nappy: no
Sappy Nappy: no clue at all
Twitter DM: @Drista, @Sapnap
Fork: he found them!
Fork: !!!!!
Arson: D:
Twitter DM: @Dream, @Sapnap
Green Bean Seen: oh really?
Green Bean Seen: what about this?
Green Bean Seen: [attached - image of a drawer filled with dozens upon dozens of forks, most are colorful plastic ones, but a pile of metal ones can be seen atop the dresser]
Sappy Nappy: what?
Sappy Nappy: how’d that get there?
Green Bean Seen: I’m locking all the doors
Sappy Nappy: i have the keys
Green Bean Seen: I’ll change all the locks before you get back
Sappy Nappy: Drista will let me in
Green Bean Seen: not if she’s grounded
Sappy Nappy: bold of you to assume you CAN ground her
Twitter DM: @Drista, @Sapnap
Arson: Dream plans to ground you
Fork: as if
Fork: bold of him to assume I CAN be grounded
Arson: exactly
Twitter DM: @Dream, @Drista
Drother: OPEN UP
The Superior Sibling: NO
Drother: you are so grounded
The Superior Sibling: lmao
The Superior Sibling: can’t ground me if you can’t even open the door
Drother: you can’t stay in your room forever
Drother: and I have the key
The Superior Sibling: do you?
Drother: I will in a moment
Drother: …
The Superior Sibling: that’s what I thought
Drother: WHERE DID YOU PUT THE KEYS
The Superior Sibling: I’d be a terrible hider if I told you where
Drother: how did you even know where they were???
The Superior Sibling: the junk drawer isn’t the most secretive of places
Drother: I’m finish the rest of the ice cream if you don’t open the door
The Superior Sibling: >:O
The Superior Sibling: you wouldn’t
The Superior Sibling: don’t you dare!!
The Superior Sibling: hey!!
The Superior Sibling: I can hear you walking
The Superior Sibling: hello???
Drother: [attached - image of a previously unopened tub of ice cream, an obvious scoop missing from the center]
Drother: [attached - image of the same opened tub of ice cream, this time with the spoon wedged into the tub]
The Superior Sibling: ewwwww
The Superior Sibling: you’re getting your GERMS on it
Drother: hahaha
The Superior Sibling: EVIL
Drother: says the one who tried to fork me in the eyes
The Superior Sibling: you deserved it!!
The Superior Sibling: did you even SEE twitter??
The Superior Sibling: I was ready to fork my own eyes out
Drother: stay of off twitter then
The Superior Sibling: but how else am I supposed to keep up with the drama
@Dream: one younger sister for sale. free, just pay delivery.
--@Drista: you love me
---@Dream: less than I did yesterday
----@Drista: how dare you
--@tae_innit: ahaha classic sibling behavior
--@starcreu: ruh roh
--@mayamoon: looks like there’s some tension here
--@amnesi_acc: just back away slowly…
Twitter DM: @Dream, @Drista
The Superior Sibling: I can’t believe you went there
The Superior Sibling: you leave me no choice
Drother: what could you possibly do
The Superior Sibling: is that a challenge?
Drother: that is NOT a challenge
Drother: drista?
Drother: DRISTA
The Superior Sibling: I may be in my room
The Superior Sibling: but I have a phone and twitter
Drother: I WILL CUT THE WIFI
The Superior Sibling: AND I HAVE DATA
The Superior Sibling: >:)
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Twitter account: @lemonsarecoolerthanlimes
Description: lemon | she/her
Location: wherever I want
Twitter DM: @Dream, @Drista
Drother: whatever you’re doing
Drother: stop it
The Superior Sibling: no :)
@lemonsarecoolerthanlimes: Hey guys! I’m Lemon! Dream seems to be trending for the billionth time and I’m finally giving in and entering the fandom! It would be awesome if someone could help me catch up with what’s going on :D #dream #dreamtwt
--@tae_innit: Glad to see new people! Welcome!
---@lemonsarecoolerthanlimes: thank you!
--@mayamoon: Hi Lemon!! You kind of joined in the middle of chaos, but I would be more than willing to help explain! Just send a DM ^^
---@lemonsarecoolerthanlimes: ty! I will!!
Twitter DM: @Dream, @Drista
Drother: OPEN UP
The Superior Sibling: you’re still there?
Drother: you can LITERALLY hear me knocking
The Superior Sibling: can I though?
Drother: >:(
DM: @mayamoon, @lemonsarecoolerthanlimes
lemonsarecoolerthanlimes: hello!
[lemonsarecoolerthanlimes has changed their name to Lemon🍋]
mayamoon: hi!
Lemon🍋: thanks for helping me out here
mayamoon: np!
mayamoon: the fandom can be chaotic sometimes but there are good parts
Lemon🍋: well it’s nice to meet some of the good parts :)
Lemon🍋: do you happen to know any good gc I can join?
mayamoon: I actually have one!
mayamoon: it’s for discussing videos or just chatting
Lemon🍋: :O
Lemon🍋: really??
mayamoon: it’s pretty chaotic right now
mayamoon: so fair warning
Lemon🍋: can’t be more chaotic than my life rn
Lemon🍋: I would love to join
mayamoon: okay! I’ll add you in :D
Group Chat Name: Dream’s B-tches Group Chat
Members (38): @mayamoon, @amnesi_acc, @starcreu, @notdream, see 34 more…
mayamoon: hey all! introducing a new member!
Lemon Supremacy: hi I’m Lemon!
Lemon Supremacy: nice to meet everyone!
beau-tae-ful: oh hi!!
beau-tae-ful: welcome again!
notdream: hi…
starcreu more like starcool: hello!
Cryptid ☽: greetings!
Lemon Supremacy: @starcreu hello fellow cool person!
starcreu more like starcool: ??
Lemon Supremacy: check my @
starcreu more like starcool: oooh
starcreu more like starcool: hello cool person!
Lemon Supremacy: i’m so glad to be here
Lemon Supremacy: you have no idea
Twitter DM: @Drista, @Sapnap
Fork: HEY
Fork: HEY
Fork: HEY
Arson: yes?
Fork: I just made a new plan to annoy my brother
Arson: I’m listening
Fork: I made a stan account
Fork: and I want you to make one too
Arson: WHY????
Fork: join me!!
Arson: PLEASE NO
Fork: hahah yes
Fork: and I joined the gc he’s part of
Arson: I CAN’T DO THIS AGAIN
Arson: wait what do you mean the gc he’s part of
Fork: what do you mean “again”??
Fork: …
Fork: sapnap??
Arson: I meant bc Dream and George had the stan acc chaos
Fork: That was too long of a pause to be the real reason
Arson: I was just taking a moment to question my life choices
Fork: sure jan
Arson: I was!!
Arson: besides
Arson: you didn’t answer my question
Fork: you’re deflecting
Fork: but it’s because ik his phone password
Arson: cool
Arson: couldn’t you have just made a post from his phone then?
Fork: locked in my room right now
Fork: but good idea
Arson: don’t tell dream it was me
Fork: i would never
Fork: partners in crime ;)
Arson: :D
Twitter DM: @Dream, @Drista
Drother: YOU DIDN’T
The Superior Sibling: I did :)