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1. Vampires Will Never Hurt You (except Mikey, he will probably hurt you) by shallowlives

   Fandoms: Bandom, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, Cobra Starship, The Academy Is..., I Don't Know How But They Found Me (Band)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Underage Sex
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   18 Jan 2022

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Underage Sex
   • Frank Iero/Gerard Way
   • Patrick Stump/Pete Wentz
   • William Beckett/Gabe Saporta
   • Ryan Ross/Brendon Urie
   • Mikey Way/Pete Wentz
   • William Beckett/Mikey Way
   • Frank Iero
   • Gerard Way
   • Mikey Way
   • Ray Toro
   • Patrick Stump
   • Pete Wentz
   • Joe Trohman
   • Andy Hurley
   • William Beckett
   • Gabe Saporta
   • Ryan Ross
   • Brendon Urie
   • Dallon Weekes
   • Z Berg
   • Adam Siska
   • Mike Carden
   • Andy "The Butcher" Mrotek
   • Michael Guy Chislett
   • Ryland Blackinton
   • Alex Suarez
   • Nate Novarro
   • Victoria Asher
   • Ryan Seaman
   • Sarah Urie
   • Spencer Smith
   • Jon Walker (Musician)
   • Bob Bryar
   • there might be more characters i'm forgetting but you get the point
   • Mockumentary-style fic
   • Alternate Universe - High School
   • Vampires
   • Crack
   • there is a plot but it's mostly a mess
   • there's something like a student teacher relationship going on
   • extremely ooc mikey
   • i can't tag everything bc this is so long but just be prepared
   • Alternate Universe - Reality Show

   Summary

   A camera crew comes to an average high school in Chicago to document the effects of the hiring of five new teachers: Gerard, Frank, Mikey, Ray, and Bob, who just so happen to be vampires, as well as the other students and teachers at the school as they deal with their own high school drama and get pulled into the mess.

   Featuring: Frank having an unhealthy obsession with New Jersey, Pete having an unhealthy obsession with Hemingway, Mikey trying to teach “real” history and simultaneously fucking shit up for fun, a student council that totally isn’t a cult/energy vampire ploy, Patrick having a hopeless one-sided crush on Pete while Pete is hopelessly in love with Mikey, Gabe being really Jewish, Brendon and Ryan realizing something is up but somehow not realizing they’re gay for each other, William accidentally getting into vampire shit because he’s William Beckett, among other shenanigans.

   Or, basically a vampire/high school mockumentary crack fic.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   39,181

   Chapters:

   7/19

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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