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Prompts/oneshots I came up with while I was probably high

Summary:

Prompts I’m making at night on my phone because my sleep schedule is absolute shit and I can’t finish my other book because the writing is on my computer
Maybe dark sbi dunno
Definitely crack
I’ll be surprised if anyone actually writes any of these

Notes:

THIS CAME TO ME IN A FEVER DREAM AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT QUACKITY’S REACTION IN MY DREAM, HES LIKE SO TERRIFIED BUT ALSO LOOKED LIKE A FERAL CAT AND ALL I CAN THINK OF IS TECHNO HOLDING HIM IN PIGLIN FORM AND HE JUST LOOKS LIKE A FERAL CAT OR RACCOON OR SOMETHING

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Chapter 1: Son Quackity and Dad Technoblade

Chapter Text

SO LIKE
-Quackity is a Piglin hybrid
He cover the tusks with a mask with the [: face, his beanie for his Piglin ears and black (does Quackity have black hair??) and pink strands of hair.
I like to think Quackity is like a centaur and has Piglin legs and toe beans because toe bean supremacy but he wears long pants and shoes customised to look like normal human shoes but actually has metal in them to keep the shoe on the toe beans.
He does have a chat but unlike Techno they tell Quackity to do things someone on drugs does for example: Drink the perfume, steal the child, start a drug cult, make a casino.
Secretly 17 or 18 and everyone in the server think he’s 20
EXTRA POINTS IF YA MAKE EVERYONE ELSE ON THE SMP THINK HES AN AVIAN

-Technoblade
Piglin hybrid of course
Can switch between anime and pig form (so can Quackity)
Fucking ancient like absolutely old
Dadza of course
Chat being chat

 

OK SO

It starts of with like Technoblade having a Mexican lover, she gets pregnant with Quackity, Quackity is born and Techno gives him some Greek myth name I’m thinking of Aphrodite but u can choose
BUT OH NO
Wife is upset at Techno being murderer and breaks up with him (Probably when Quackity was 2 or 3) and takes the child with her.
Techno is pissed that his child is being taken away from him promised his ex he will find his child no matter what it takes.

TIME SKIP TO SMP JUST AFTER THE FAILED EXUCUTION (its to late for me to try to spell) OF TECHNO
(Quackity’s mum probably told him to hide is features and scent with scent blockers or something)

Quackity just got his lovely scar from his dad (no body knows yet) and he is clearly upset so he goes on a walk to calm his chat (they are still blood thirsty) and goes to a clearing very pretty. THEN HERE COMES TECHNO GETTING FOOD, he sees Quackity sitting down in the clearing and decide to stay hidden. Quackity thinking he’s alone takes all the things that hide his hybrid status and Techno is having a “AND THE CHILD IS YOURS” moment. And then decides to keep his son safe and nabbed him.

Quackity is freaking the fuck out thinking Techno is trying to kill him again, starts freaking the fuck out and Techno does that chuff thing which is used at piglets to calm down and Quackity realises Techno sees him as a child (which he is) and starts getting confused more than scared.

So they arrive at Techno’s house and Techno just falls into the couch with Quackity in his arms and falls asleep.
Quackity is probably convinced he is on crack and hallucinating all this shit right now and Techno is just a happy dad that has his son. You can choose how the rest of the story goes.