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kiana has invited 15+ people to groupchat
kiana renamed groupchat to grindr party
kiana: has someone found a white flashdisk with neko pattern on it
kiana: pls there's over two hundred important documents in it and one of them is my assignment that gonna be turned in @ 6 min help me
rozaliya: ooh scawry
lillya: rozaliya.
rozaliya: IM SO SORRY FORGIVE ME FOR MY DEAREST SINS
rozaliya: oh its the sliver haired girl with two girlfriends
lilya: im pretty sure its "crush" not girlfriend
rozaliya: meh still gay
liliya: what is that supposed to mean
kiana: ROZALIYA LILIYA HAVE YOU SEEN MY FLASHDISK
lilya: i don't think so
rozaliya: uh no sorry
kiana: fuck
theresa: why am i getting a notification about kiana saying fuck
theresa: KIANA DID YOU JUST FUCKING CURSE
kiana: AUNT TERI DID YOU SEE MY WHITE FLASHDISK PLEASE
theresa: nope sorry kiana
bronya: why is nobody talking about principal cursing or is bronya hallucinating
kiana: BRONYA DID YOU SEE MY FLASHDISK
bronya: no
mei: uh good morning why the chat name
kiana: we're gay
mei: that doesn't answer the question kiana
kiana: OKAY I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHERE MY FLASHDISK IS SO I JUST CAME UP WITH THIS ON THE SPOT
kiana: not accidentally of course
mei: where the last time you've seen it?
kiana: i always place it on the small pocket in my bag if i don't use it, if i do use it i never plugged it off
theresa: have you searched under the bed?
kiana: aunt teri i have a bunk bed
theresa: and??
kiana: the only thing under me is mei why would you think of that
rozaliya: so you're saying you're a top?
mei: WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS
kiana: OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY I NEED IT RIGHT NOW BEFORE HIMEKO SMACK ME IN CLASS PLEASE
kiana: not that i don't like being smacked by a milf but himeko is out of the question
bronya: bronya has forgotten about how gay kiana is
mei: oh boy you don't wanna know
bronya: please don't.
kiana: mei badonka donk and fu hua thicc thighs. that's it.
mei: KIANA
bronya: i am this close to ending you
kiana: try me bitch
theresa: did bronya just threatened to kill kiana
mei: she always does when she's talking to kiana
bronya: maybe if idiotka just stop being annoying for once then bronya wont do it again
kiana: TOO BAD ANNOYING IS MY MIDDLE NAME
kiana: but no seriously i need my white flashdisk
fu hua: goodmorning, i just went out to take a walk.
fu hua: can anyone explain why is my phone being bombarded by notifications?
bronya: kiana
fu hua: understandable, have a nice day.
kiana: okay ignore my flashdisk for a while
kiana: did fu hua just use a meme reference
fu hua: kiana, is there anything i can do?
kiana: OH YEAH MY FLASHDISK DID YOU SEE IT FU HUA
fu hua: i think i remember seele talking about a lost item last night, maybe you should ask her
kiana: THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU
fu hua: uh? i love you too i suppose?
rozaliya: ADJSHDJDH WHY IS THIS SO AWKWARD HELP
theresa: let her be she's just discovering the romance tag in her life right now
kiana: yo @bronya can you bring your girlfriend here
bronya: bronya does not have a girlfriend
kiana: its seele
bronya: seele is not my girlfriend
kiana: so you have another girlfriend? sus
bronya: i will spill microwaved canned beans in your bed tonight
kiana: I WAS JOKING JUST BRING SEELE HERE
bronya: well maybe if you apologize first
kiana: ONE MINUTE AJSGAJGAV THE ASSIGNMENT IS GOING TO BE TURNED IN ON ONE MINUTE PLEASE
bronya: is it any of my problems?
kiana: PLEASE BRONYA HAVE MERCY
theresa: this is fun
mei: which part is it is fun
theresa: the part when kiana is suffering
kiana: FIFTY SECONDS
bronya: apologize
kiana: PLEASE IM SORRY I JUST NEED SEELE
bronya: sorry for what exactly?
kiana: FORTY SECONDSSSHA GSGHFSHSGAJAY
theresa: GONNA BRING MY POPCORN BRB
kiana: ew its gonna be bitter melon flavored isnt it
theresa: i don't think those exist
theresa: why not focus on your thirty one seconds left kiana?
kiana: FUCJKSKS BRONYA BRING SEELE RIGHT NOW
bronya: bronya have a job to do, goodluck
kiana: BRONYAAAAA
mei: she's going to play homu impact isn't she
fu hua: yep i just saw her online.
mei: oh you're playing it right now?
mei: i rarely see you playing this early
fu hua: unfortunately farming has no time and place, i have to farm crystals everytime and everywhere.
kiana: @bronya MY ASSIGNMENT I DON'T WANNA GET BEATEN BY HIMEKO SENSEI IN P.E.
mei: must be hard to farm that much
fu hua: well maybe you can help, you play it too right?
mei: well if you insist
mei: and i do want to play it again
fu hua: care to join?
mei: ill see you in the dorm commons then
kiana: MY FLASHDISK
theresa: so much fun
kiana: FUCK ITS ALREADY TIME AJSGAHSGGA
kiana: if i die please delete my browsing history @mei @fu hua
mei: oh dear you're being too dramatic
kiana: WHAT DO YOU MEAN??
bronya: you can turn it in even if its late, and im pretty sure himeko sensei is still sleeping right now
theresa: also its monday and she probably just came home drunk last night
kiana: so im being too dramatic over nothing
bronya: yes
mei: yes
theresa: yes
fu hua: yes.
kiana has left grindr party
seele: hello does someone need me? bronya asked me to check here
rozaliya: I NEED TO LAUGH BUT IM IN A CLASS RIGHT NOW
seele: uh what is going on
rozaliya: scroll up
bronya: just let me explain
bronya: tldr; kiana lost a white flashdisk with cat patterns on it, and she made this groupchat to inform everyone while also searching information about the flashdisk. everything is a chaos as seele can see and here we are.
rozaliya: the hell is a tldr
bronya: too long didn't read
sirin has added kiana to grindr party
kiana: two long dickle ricks
bronya: i will fucking murder you
kiana: please do
bronya: what
mei: what
fu hua: what
kiana: what? im just saying
rozaliya: wait how do you know that bronya said tldr
kiana: i have my ways
sirin: who the hell upsets my sister that i had to wake up on this ungodly hour
rozaliya: oh
theresa: sirin its literally ten am
sirin: DID I STUTTER?
theresa: HOW DO YOU STUTTER ON TEXT?
kiana: she does it though
kiana: the last time i checked her chatting with bella she actually stutter on text
mei: i feel like this is some information that could lead to your murder
kiana: yeah
sirin: KIANA KASLANA
kiana: SHIT I GTG SEE YA IN CLASS
himeko: so..
himeko: does anybody care to explain on whats going on here?
bronya: i genuinely think we need help
kiana: OH WAIT MY FLASHDISK
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