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If you asked someone about the Blood God, perhaps the average player, they would tell you magnificent and horrifying stories of his various escapades. However they would also say he is arrogant, with a massive god complex. (Not that he wouldn’t be able to get away with it.)

Technoblade understands why so many people think that, yet can never fully decide whether or not he’s happy that his well crafted mask had worked so well. The truth is Technoblade's arrogance is a facade that he has attached to himself long ago.

People that actually know him closely would know that he’s actually not arrogant at all. Even when facing opponents that are obviously weaker than him, except when it’s his close friends, his mind is focused and calculating with preparations made in advance. Even though he might have no reason to.

Truthfully, Technoblade had long surpassed godship, not that it had been easy.

His past had been anything but kind, growing up in a time and place where hybrid hunting and poverty were still at large.

At the age of two he found himself stranded in the nether by his biological parents due to him being born an albino.

He was found by hoglins half an hour later, full of sweat and breathing heavily due to the intense heat.

Despite his appearance, his birth parent's misconceptions, and his history in the nether, Technoblade's parents have given birth to a fully human child.

(Not that it mattered when they dragged him away.)

The truth is, when the hoglins found him he had been very lucky. Three baby hoglins had taken a huge liking to him before their parents could make any rash decisions. And then when the parents saw their children all over this tiny strange human, well..  

Before he knew it he was being raised by hoglins.

(Despite what many may think, hoglins are actually very intelligent creatures as are most mobs in the nether.)

 Of course that also meant he needed a cure for the heat, which gave way to the destruction of multiple small piglin villages until they finally found something to help the child.

 AKA fire resistant potions.

(Many more raids were conducted within the next four years.)

When Technoblade was six, having mostly adjusted to the heat due to the constant fire resistant potions he took constantly, he started going to piglin villages by himself.

After the first time he attempted to interact with piglins when he was almost four, (which had ended in disaster), he learned to modify his body using a combination of tools and potions found in the nether along with surface magma.

Technoblade was a very smart and determined child.

For his teeth, he used magma as a base on each of the chosen teeth and sharpened sticks he found to make the shape he desired.

(Both for which he needed to use an extra two fire resistance potions.)

For his ears he managed to stretch them out enough over the years by using some hoglin fur he used to make thread, and attached one end to the top end of both his ears, and the other buried in his hair.

His eyes were already a crimson red, due to his albinism.

He used black stone powder to stain his feet which were already deformed due to a birth defect, and the ash from the nether along with some discolored crimson fungus for his skin and his white hair.

(It ended up being permanent too! Although it showed more prominently in his hair, rather than on his skin.)

 Things went well for another year before he happened to get caught by hybrid hunters.

It didn’t help that by then, he knew a ton about both hoglin and piglin culture, along their languages, history, and fighting styles.

It didn’t help that his two sharpened teeth were a dark black compared the the rest,

It didn’t matter how easily his skin broke,

And it never mattered how much he thrashed, struggling, trying to call for help.

It was a long eight years before he finally escaped, with a total of  1,456 forced wins under his belt and a total of 919 unwilling kills, newfound voices and dreams in tow.

After a few months in the pit, Techno learned to act cocky to his opponents. If he didn’t then the crowd wouldn’t like him. If he didn’t then the person he was fighting would underestimate him.

And they would end up with more injuries.

 If he didn’t build up the mask everyone would see how mad he was at everyone, at everything, and how much he wanted to stomp everything out.

It was a few years later when Technoblade had and a total of 537 victories and the mask almost came crashing down. They started wanting more. More death.

More blood. More death.

He slaughtered both humans and hybrids.

Criminals, and innocents.

Willing and unwilling.

He tried not to think back to those times at first,

Forced to tear the other ‘contestants’ apart,

the crowds yelling in his ears,

The loud screams of his victims,

The look on the other children’s (because thats what they were, children)  faces when they saw him in that dark room-

Soon after he started killing, he  made sure that every time he killed someone not to step near the blood of their corpse.

Everyone else probably thought he didn’t want the excess blood on him, when truthfully he refused to defile the limb, cold body anymore.

More time passed, and still in stuck the pit, Technoblade has long passed the point of ever living normally.

He was at his 104th kill when he started having auditory hallucinations. Of the crowd, of his opponents, of his handler manager (if you could even call him that.)

He was somewhere around kill 550 when he started to get seriously suicidal. He began to dream, not of freedom, (not anymore) but of blood and vengeance In order to keep going.

A coping mechanism of sorts.

He dreamt of a powerful creature, impossible to kill, one that would strike down those who did  them injustice, that would take down the fighting ring he found himself in.

He dreamt of blood.

He dreamt of some sort of god, a cruel but indifferent being.

After all, how could blood be anything but cruel.

For the next three years, at the age of twelve, Technoblade dreamt of this impossible creature, until he was finally free, covered in the blood of those who tried to stop him.

It was then, in the clean air with no chains wrapped around his neck, when he finally learned all about his own race, AKA players.

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By the time Technoblade was seventeen, he had managed to make a reputation for himself.

He found a big server named Hypixel, and threw himself into games such as Bedwars and Skywars. He had began to enjoy fighting again knowing that this time there was a life system. This time nobody would actually die.

Actually, he probably would have stayed away from fighting entirely if it wasn’t pure instinct and the voices in his head egging him on.

He knows they’re not real but would prefer to not call them hallucinations.

Eventually he moved on to Skyblock, and took part in a non combative war against a squid hybrid. He got into farming recently after all and decided to challenge himself.

While participating in the fun little war he thought back to the creature of blood his mind created.

He knew that he was finally unrestrained, that he was free. Expect for the voices that still plagued him, although they were getting better. He assumes that due to his better circumstances and his recovery, along with the support he's getting, the voices he hears are changing.

They start to become more wide spread, and sometimes even supportive.

Although Technoblade knows they aren’t real. Just thoughts in his mind put into auditory hallucinations. While on Skyblock, occasionally going back to play a Skywars or Bedwars game, he had a lot of time to think.

In the middle of his potato fields, as it dripped down his splintered and calloused hands, he realized how beautiful blood could actually be,

(believe it or not)

as a symbol of hard work, a symbol of surviving,

 of living.

He thought how even a creature such as one made of blood could be beautiful, and he doubts they could stay truly indifferent.

…

He was exactly nineteen years old when it happened.

He started taking up writing as his main hobby a few months ago, having done pretty much else.

So he wrote a book about his imaginary god, imagining that such a creature would have been exposed to a place  like the pit as well.(All these years and he can still only refer to that place  as “the pit”.

He chose to blend the origins of such a creature with his own, including the voices and experiences that followed him.

That night, one of Technoblade’s few friends burst through the door.

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A man dressed in green enters the house.

 He had been told by his wife a few hours prior, that a new selection was upon them, and Technoblade was one of the candidates.

Though whether Technoblade was in line to become a god or a demigod, and what kind, she wouldn’t say yet.

 He knew how incredible Technoblade was, especially for a mortal, so honestly he should have expected this.

Philza Minecraft Mortem.

Angel of Death

Demigod to the powerful Godess of Death

And lastly,

Husband to Mrs Kristen Mortem.

(The following is an explanation of how a mortal would become a God, or a Demigod. If you want to skip it, just go to the next blank line. Also, explanation for Demi gods and Gods are in the end notes.)

As far as he knows, there are only 3 ways to be allowed to participate in a test for godship.

The first method,

To attract the attention of a powerful God or Demi God/ess and have them vouch and sponsor you. Whether it’s through your achievements or something else.

 This is the method Phil knows best.

After all, it is how he met his wife.

Method number two.

To be chosen at birth.

Either by being the child of a God, or getting chosen. Usually trained since birth. This method is the most restricting, since the sponsor, or parent of the child will have total control of them if they so choose. 

And lastly, Method three.

This is the only method where you don't get a sponsor.

This method is the most unlikely and unpredictable.

His wife, Kristin, became the Goddess of Death using this method.

Not that she knew it at the time though.

He bet almost nobody did.

Certain things work in certain ways. After an intense drought, massive amounts of rain. Massive amounts of death, equal to massive amounts of life. It's all through the way of the world.

The way of the world is always there. In the wind, in the trees, in the air itself. The third method in order for one to ascend to godship is to get the way of the world to take notice you. Create your own legend.

However you must also believe in the legend you created to an extent, and build yourself up using your achievements.

You must set up your own hardships and story. Some might achieve this by literally writing their own tale. Others stay none of wiser, as their deeds reach the ears of others and their legend grows.

Now you might be thinking, shouldn't this method be more common? Well, there is one more thing. While you need the way of the world take notice, you also need it to acknowledge you. And that, is difficult. Your name could be spread to every player in Mojang, and the way of the world may still not acknowledge you. 

Kristen created her legend by going to thousands on their deathbed. Nobody knew what she would say or do, but whenever she came players would die happily soon after, relieved of their regrets and worries. However, they would also die the very next day. As you can imagine, she eventually garnered a reputation. And soon, she was being thrown into another world already on the path to godship. 

There are probably more factors, but Philza doesn’t know about any of them. Barely anyone ascends using that method anymore, and that's one of the reasons why its so unpredictable.

Another reason why this method is so unpredictable is because the world chooses what to besory on you. Any newfound powers, gifts, ect. Of course, its stil based on ones actions. However, if you ask Philza, that makes it even scarier.

Of course, you don't instantly become a god, no matter what method you take. No, first you must take the test. It does not have a name, simply being known as “The Test.”

In this test, the player is transported to an unfamiliar world, with only one life, and a goal. And they are stuck there until they complete it.

Philza remembers his test. He had received instructions someone before he suddenly blacked out, waking up in an unfamiliar place.

‘Become memorable.’

‘Make a change, a impression.’

Things were explained a little more thoroughly than that, but it's the basic gist of it.

Should be fairly easy… right?

Yeah no. Philza ended up all alone. The only player on a blank world. With nobody to remember him. How could he make a impression if there was no one to make it to?

But nevertheless, he prevailed. And after a whole ten years, he came back.

Philza looked around the lonely house and spots Technoblade in his bed, a dull red glow surrounding him.

The man in green sighs. Kirstin was right.

Stepping carefully, Philza walks around his friend’s room. A room he knows well.

On the desk in the corner, he sees a pile of gold rings, 4 books stacked on top of each other, and a pile of papers.

The papers look worn, like someone had been repeatedly gripping the edges.

Along the writing on it, you can see the faint smudge, excess ink that must have stained the papers. Walking towards the desk, Philza picks up the pile. And from there, any suspicions he might have had were confirmed.

Technoblade begins to glow brighter, before he disappears completely.

He knows that he won’t be seeing his friend for a very long time.

Meanwhile: With Technoblade

“Hehhh?”

“Technoblade please. Just call me Kristin as always.”

Techno stares, before opening his mouth once more.

“Wait, wait, wait.So let me see if I got this right. You, who is the actual Godess of Death,

and also Philza’s wife, came here to tell me im going to be some sort of.. God?”

She nodded.

“Most likely a God of blood, to be exact.”

 “Right. Okay uhm you know what, sure. You're Phil's wife, so I trust you, somewhat. I doubt I can refuse this anyway.”

 Kristin smiled.

 “You’re just like Philza said.”

Technoblade gained a soft look in his eyes when she mentioned Philza.

 His first ever friend. 

“Okay Technoblade I’m going to explain what you have to do and a little bit more about where you’ll be going. Are you ready?”

“I mean, I guess so.”

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When Technoblade regained consciousness (when did he ever lose it?) he quickly realized he couldn’t open his eyes.

Oh..

Ew.

She told him this might happen.

…

‘I’m currently in someone's womb.’

Hey, we can't see anything!

Boi did this guy just say he’s in a womb?

We in da womb too?

Who is this?

E

What are we?

huhhhhh

@directiongay it’s one of the new streamers

Yo is this Yútùbę?

@genderble what’s his sponsor

Turn on the camera!

We can’t see

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

@directiongay We don’t know, the stream just started

Camera off

Turn it onnNnn

E

We wanna see

How can we hear the streamer rn?

E

E

Yo are we in womb too???

Yo who started the E?

E

e

e

E

E

E

e

R

E

e

Eee

e

E

E

E

e-

“-ait so according to the stream system, if I just get like ten millionaires I’ll be rich.” 

“Technically yeah. But Technoblade, chat is also dangerous, especially for you. Since they will most likely manifest in your head. If they get loud enough, your chat might be able to hurt you. Or even take control of your body. Look, I’m going to try and send some of Philza’s chat over as much as I can. Look for the crows okay?”

…

Kristen sighs at the silent response, “Chat can help you, and will be a great ally and hopefully friend in the future. Whether it’s, by donating you that world's currency, or supporting you, just… be careful okay? Remember this isn’t their world. It’s very possible they will encourage bloodshed. Especially since its of little consequence to them.”

Technoblade sighs, before relaxing his face and putting on what looks like a self assured smile.

“Bruhhh. I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

He said, sounding confident, and Kristin gave him a sad smile, noticing his shaking hand. She gave him one last lookover before continuing.

“Okay, next we need to go over is how-“

- e

E

E

E

E

E

Ae

Lo

Eeee

I cannot see

Ahhhh

Eeee

Easdafsahbdsafj

E

E

E

Eeeee-

‘Hey, chill out. You all are going to give me a headache and I don’t even have a forehead yet.

Huh ?

Wait what?

Huh?

Lol he truly in womb

Wait what entity are we? I can’t access or purchase any movements

Yo turn the camera on!

We wanna seeeee

He in da womb

I think we gotta wait

Aww

Are we in the womb too?

E

No

Yes

Where are the mods?

Yeah

Where

Whrer

There aren’t any mods yet I think

‘Okay, hello there chat. Let me give you the rundown. I’m Technoblade, and y’all don’t have an entity. You are all currently acting as the voices in my head. I’m doing the whole “complete this test for godship” thing and right now, the body I’m  in isn’t born yet. Soo yeah. I can’t actually talk yet so my thoughts are just projecting. Also I’ve never streamed before.                             So chill.’

E

E

E

E

YOU CHILL

I WANNA SEE

SEE

SEE

TECHNOBLADEEEE

THE BLADE

E

E

BLADEEE

WHAT GOD

OHHH LORE STREAM SOON?

HES IN DA WOMB GUYS

LOLOLOLOL

HIIIII

HII

SHOUTOUT ME

MEME

LOL HES A NOOOOB

SPAM

SPAM

SPAM

WAIT SO HE DOESNT GOT MODS?

MOD FREE

MOD FRED

YAYA

CHAOS

• Lichenforlimb has donated $5

Hello Technoblade! Welcome to Yútùbę! Also what’s your sponsor? God or Demi?  

‘Bruhhh come on chat. Thank you lie-chen-for-limb for the $5, hope I said that right. And as for your question I’m not sure I should say.

Hmmm, y’all might snitch.

For now I’ll tell you that my sponsor is a goddess, and I’m going to become a god. And just so you all know before you all start screaming, I know how to mute the chat. So shhhhhhhh. 

Also I don’t want to shy away from clout, but this is going to be pretty boring until I’m, you know, born. So don’t feel like you gotta stay here.’

Awww nooo

He can mute!

Unfair

No fun

What goddess?

Lover?

Hmm

E

E

Mans want his clout

Ima dip

Bye

Bye

Nye

Bye

Bill nye the science guy!

Wow

Oh no

Wiat guys his goona mute

STAWP!

BILL

BILL

BILL

BILL

BILL BILL NYE THE SC-

*CHAT MUTED*

‘Okay, that’s enough of that.

 Well, assuming that my sponsor wouldn’t leave me in here for months, I’ll see everyone that is leaving in a few weeks at most. For those who are still here we can just talk.’

By the time Technoblade was finally born the chat knew this:

1. He grew up fighting somewhere and it sucked
2. He normally looks like a piglin but he’s actually human
3. He loves potatoes
4. He can fight in high heels and a corset, (the madman)
5. and they like this humor.

Meanwhile, when Technoblade is able to open up a bank account, he’ll have $37.

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When Kristin was explaining things to him, there were two main things he paid attention to. (Okay there were more than that but these are the most memorable.)

 One of those things is the stream system, or his chat. He learned about terms like demonetization, clout, and monetization. Speaking of demonetization, he’s really glad he learned how to make it so the chat couldn’t hear or see anything while he was being-

While he came out of- ahem.

Anyway, it turns out his chat knows a whole lot about the world he’s in. Unless they’re just messing with him which is a possibility, but he doubts it. Although how they figured it out from seeing one person, AKA the person that gave birth to him, he doesn’t know.

Now Technoblade is three years old, in a weird mob called a “car”, and starting something called preschool.

His first seven years in his world were in the Nether so he has no idea if this “preschool” thing even exists there.Nevertheless, the reason he’s so happy about going to “pre school” is because he will finally get to leave that boring house. Speaking of which, it turns out he’s currently in a server called Japan, and that his new name is Midoriya Izuku. His new mother’s name is Midoriya Inko, and I haven’t seen the father at all. Maybe he really just doesn’t exist?

Duh

You’re the main character!

Green bean

No dads

Dqddy issues

big daddy issues 

Not as bad as Todoroki’s tho

lol 

wow

*tea kettle intensifies*

Lol

Lol

Lol

lmao

What a burn

you all are terrible people 

yea

owo

@Ahoe(ABitchWithOroblems_ANameWithoutMeaning) yes yes we are

we know wait

EEWWWW

OH HELL NAW

NONONO

EW

?

EWWWW get that out

no owo’s or uwu’s or I’ll convince Technoblade to ban

yes

lol

bye bye Satan

@Core_Ray can you even do that?

lol

e

goodbye demonic

Todoroki teapot

@miso who knows

lol

‘Can you all stay on track please? I can’t wait till I can actually talk in this world's language so I can yell at all of you without everyone thinking I'm crazy. Well.. no people will probably still think I'm insane.’

‘Okay so you guys already told me I'm The main character in this-                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              What did you guys call it?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Ah-ni-may? An-i-me? Whatever that is.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Anyways, you all already told me I was the main character in this “Anime” thing, when I freaked out calmly observed the fact that I have green hair. And eyes. and so does Midoriya Inko.’         Way too much green.

‘You also all started complaining about how corrupt this government system is. 

Along with simping over someone called…

Hawks? Or something.

And… Dabi? Toy-ya? Who some of you said is a burnt chicken nugget?

 Y’all are weird.

Anyway, corrupting governments, feel free to talk more about that.’

We already told you!

Bad government

bleh hero commission

hey did we tell him about quirks?

his mom did idiot

oh yeah he’s quirkless tho

lol

gonna get bullied for years 

fake a quirk?

nah

nah

nooo would be boring

goverment bad

it discriminats

creates villains 

people bias quirks

especially endeavor 

Endevawhore

lol

down with Endevawhore

hes trying to change tho?

no

no

no

no

bad

man broke his wife

and children 

lol

touya go bye bye

•  C4k3_0f_W0rms has donated $39

The whole system has people value hero’s and people with cool quirks more. People with “ villainous” quirks, weak quirks, weird quirks, and the quirkless all get treated really badly. It’s kinda of the equivalent of being hybrid in your world. There’s also something called the Hero commission that is corrupt. Oh also this world basically encourages child soldiers.

Shinso!

its shinso

No its hawks brooo

Hawks

shinso

brainwash boi

yea he get abuse

Sad

Hawk child soldier

sad

very sad

and shoji

oh yeah

and tysuu

but those just the discriminated

the whole class 1A and UA r child soldiers

yup

truw

damn mha sucks

*gasp intensifies*

‘Y'all are dramatic. But yeah, that sounds like it sucks.’

Well, Kristen said heI had to do something memorable right? I’m sure we could take down the system eventually. However, It’ll be best to do it from the inside. Especially in case there are other players here. Knowing his luck there probably is.

”Izuku, we’re here!”

The building’s pretty big, nothing compared to Phil’s builds though. He walks inside, observing all the people around him. He can’t help but access each of their weaknesses, and personality. He notice’s how happy almost everyone is. It’s weird.

Is it? 

Is it normal to be this happy at three years old?

His attention gets diverted to a blond boy in the corner, who’s loudly shouting out profantities, and Techno can just see waves of arrogance coming off the boy.

Bakugo!

Bakugo!

baku

bakudeku?

ew no

maybe

but no deku

huh

make friends?

I doubt it

Angry Pomeranian!

Bakugo

@olixt hey don’t call Baku that 

An angry Pomeranian? He is one tho

lol

hey who’s that?

who?

who?

next to blondie

oh

ohhh

Player!

PLAYER

PLAYYER

ooooo

olayerr 

get im

played

oooh

thats new

wow

llayer 

make friend?

no

kill

kill

death to player

blood

blood for the blood god 

Blood

BLOOD FOR THE BLOO-

Technoblade cringed as he hunched into himself and began to lecture (and softly threaten) the chat. This was the first time he's had voices telling him to kill people since the pit and his early Hypixel days. Sure, chat has been loud before but not for blood. Not like this.

”𝒮𝒽𝓊𝓉. 𝒰𝓅 ”

He gritted through his teeth, about to finally mute the chat, before looking up and seeing a small brunette staring at him. 

With a player name tag.

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•  C4k3_0f_W0rms has donated $39

The whole system has people value hero’s and people with cool quirks more. People with “ villainous” quirks, weak quirks, weird quirks, and the quirkless all get treated really badly. It’s kinda of the equivalent of being hybrid in your world. There’s also something called the Hero commission that is corrupt. Oh also this world basically encourages child soldiers.

oh yeah. That sounds like it sucks, Technoblade thought.

Wait… what’s wrong with being a child soldier?

…

he did not

BOI

WHAT

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

I-

i don’t understabd

what

whatttt

uguxuvhhu

explain

explain

hates children?

dude

im conflicted

huhhh

what do I say about this

uhhhh

yeah idk

Child soldiers are wrong boi

very wrong

bad

bad

super bad

not pog

not pog at all

very un-pog thing to do

very

yes

But…

I mean…  he turned out fine right? 

Techno didn’t understand. I mean sure he was left a little mentally unstable (which he is aware of now),

and he’s always searching for a person's weakness when he first meets them…and he sti ll has nightmares abo-

But isn’t that normal for everyone? I mean, everyone must have gotten their fighting experience somewhere right? And he knows for a fact there was more than one fighting ring active, so what he went through was normal right? He knows it wasn't. They talked about this, remember? And yeah he resents his government for allowing the pits to be made but that's because he and the children that got stuck there were kidnapped and mistreated, not because he had to fight. And yeah, he's discussed this with Philza before but later on he always says it's good Techno knows how to survive. And- Whatever, It’s different.

 It is different. 

right?’

Plus, It taught him to survive.

Right?

I mean sure he hates that place with every fiber of his being and- how they treated him like a weapon only used for their enjoyme-

Oh

Dude no

man needs sum therapy

very much so

yes

yes

uhuh

doesn’t he already have one?

needs another

for sure

not normal at all

Techno support

yws

yes

tevhno support

thats not normal at all

mans needs some help

yes

that was not right

you are pog, they are not

dude no

no wepon

yes only the blade

mmmm too soon

ya chill we need to be supportive

yes

yes

its okay techno

we love you 

and support

yes

yes 

I second

ditto

you are great

veey pog

big man

the Biggest

yes

e

definitely

Yes

<3

<3

<3

yay love

lol

For the rest of the car ride, chat spent it comforting Techno and explaining why what happened to him was wrong.

They grew closer through the experience. 

also he got away with $338.

Chapter Text

Towards the middle of the room, sat a small brunette, wearing green and yellow overalls. Next to him, is a slightly taller girl, with bright pink hair that would have rivaled Techno’s, had it not been green as a bush.

At the sounds of Techno speaking in common, the smaller boy turns to him, eyes wide.

He blinks, and suddenly the boy is in front him, eyes all wide and sparkly.

“𝐼’𝓂 𝐻𝒶𝓉𝓈𝓊𝓂𝑒𝒾 𝒜𝓀𝒾𝑜! 𝐵𝓊𝓉 𝓂𝓎 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁 𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝒯𝓊𝒷𝒷𝑜_, 𝓅𝑒𝓇 𝓂𝓎 𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝒶𝑔.”

…

He’s very..

enthusiastic.

“𝒲𝒽𝒶𝓉’𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑒? 𝒲𝒽𝓎 𝒹𝑜𝓃’𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝒶𝑔? 𝒲𝒽𝒶𝓉’𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓈𝓅𝑜𝓃𝓈𝑒𝓇?

𝒟𝒾𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒’𝓈 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒶 𝑔𝑜𝒹 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝒷𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝓎𝑒𝓉? 𝒜𝓃𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝟤𝟢,𝟢𝟢𝟢 𝒹𝒾𝒻𝒻𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝓈𝓅𝑒𝒸𝒾𝑒𝓈!

𝒟𝒾𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒹𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓁𝓎?

𝐼 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝒾𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒶𝒹𝒹 𝒶 𝒷𝑒𝑒𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓃𝑜𝓂 𝓉𝑜 𝒶𝓇𝓇𝑜𝓌𝓈? 𝒟𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝓈𝑜? 𝐼 𝒹𝑜.”

…

Tubbo!

Tubbo Underscore!

yay

yay

Tubbo

tuba

toby

what god is he going to become again?

tubbs

e

God of bees I think

bees

bees

he like da bee

but he’s like, Kinda physco?

nukes

yessss

nukes

whats his sponser 

Sponser?

@drpepper_and_takis_for_lunch I think his sponser is Gaia, the god of nature.

e

what?

isn’t that Greek?

huh?

boi just got copyrighted 

• SociopathicPuppeter donated $69

Guys chill they probably just named themselves that after becoming a god.   (Either that or *cough* someone *cough* couldn’t come up with a name and decided to be cheap)

wait.. guys he said hatsumei

omg

omg

omg

THE NUKES

NOBODY IS SAFE

AHHHHh-

“𝐼’𝓂 𝒯𝑒𝒸𝒽𝓃𝑜𝒷𝓁𝒶𝒹𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃’𝓉 𝓈𝑒𝑒 𝓂𝓎 𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝒶𝑔 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝓅𝑜𝓃𝓈𝑒𝓇 𝒽𝒾𝒹 𝒾𝓉.”

He said, eager to shut up his chat.

”I’m hatsumei mei!” 

The pink girl from before said, also appearing in front of him

…

Gods dammit he can’t speak their language yet. Although he can understand it, it’s not the best in a conversation.

”Will you guys shut up?! We can feel your awkwardness from here!” Was shouted from the corner of the room by the loud blond.

huh. He reminds Techno of some of the cocky Skywars players he used to go against.

…

So as it turns out Tubbo, or rather Akio, got placed in the Hatsumei family, a family of crazy inventors. Honestly, Tehno thinks it fits him very well.

His ‘sister’ is Hatsumei Mei, a girl that will blow up anything she can get her hands on in the name of inventing.

A few weeks later, due to Akio’s constant insistence on becoming friends, the two became closer. 

Honestly, both Hatsumei’s remind him a little bit of Philza. All of them always get so into whatever project they’re working on, and just like with Phil, it’s almost impossible to pull the Hatsumeis away from it.

The loud blond on the other hand, who’s  name is Bakugo Katsuki, is getting pretty annoying. It’s like he made it his personal mission to get involved in their conversations and to take over the group, for some weird reason. In all honesty, Techno found it preposterous.

So there they were. The future god of bees,

the future blood god,

a crazy inventor,

and the most anger issues and pride he’s ever seen smushed into one human being.

and then they became 5 years old.

Explosions.

In all honesty Techno should have expected Bakugo to get a quirk like that. Really fit his personality. 

Of course he was quirkless, not that he was surprised due to his chat screaming at him about it for years.

Akio got the ability to detect how destructive something can be, and Mei got the ability to zoom in on anything.

Technoblade would probably be jealous if he wasn’t too busy constantly analyzing all of their weaknesses.

Old habits die hard I guess.

…

8 years later… (They are 13)

Hi

hi

hello

wake Up

late

technolate

gonna be late

waje up

im bored

WE bored

yes

e

e

e

e

eeeee

wake upppp

dude sleep like a rock

rocks don’t snore tho?

lol

snorenoblade

lol

lol

snorenoblade

snoreblade

snorenoblade

Snorenobl-

“Bruhhhh. Good morning chat.”

Technoblade replied sleepily as he got out of bed and went over to his closet.

After opening the closet, multiple corsets and clothes could be seen inside, along with a selection of heels.

”Which corset today chat?”

Black

red

red

black

white

white

black

red

red

black

white

white

white

black

white

red

red

black

white

red

white

“Right, so white corset it is. We are getting really close to cannon now right?“

Technoblade tied on his corset as he nodded to the chats loud overbearing “YES” blaring in his head.

“Right, so let’s go long heels today.”

Techno finished putting on his uniform Over his corset, and began to put on his heels.

The mirror across from him, showing his now long green hair, green eyes, and a multitude of scars he got from both the Hatsumei’s crazy experiments and his ‘duels’ with Bakaugo.

Even after all these years Bakugo would never stop challenging him, wanting to prove he is better, and clearing being negativity influenced by his surroundings. Techno would like to think he helped with that. 

After all, he did manage to get Bakugo to treat him as some sort of equal. At least he didn’t call him extra. 

I mean, not that he cares. It would just be annoying to have the blond constantly against him. That’s all. Really.

Long hair now into a neat braid, and his uniform on, Techno went to go meet up with Akaio, Mei, and Bakugo. (Who he feels like wants him to call him Katsuki but will never admit to it.)

Chapter Text

All ready to go, Techno made his way to school.

”Bye sweetie!” Said the green haired woman from the kitchen as Technoblade walked out the doorway.

”Byeeee.” He said in return, really dragging out the e. He tries not to call her mom if he can help it, after all he’s never had a (non hoglin) mom before. Even after 13 years he still doesn’t really know how to act.

With his heels clicking on the sidewalk, Technoblade starts the trek to his school.

“Alright chat,” Technoblade starts as he takes a bite out of a carrot from seemingly nowhere. 

A couple years back, he and Tubbo started experimenting what they could do in this world. Turns out they have an inventory , and can enchant albeit with some difficulty.

Unlike back in their world, they can’t simply use a enchanting table, and instead have to really focus on the items they want to enchant. While this was also a method he remembers using while in the pit, barely anybody knew about it. Not to mention Techno mostly stopped using it once he got to Hypixel due to how much energy and work it took in comparison to just using a enchanting table.

In truth, enchanted weapons weren’t allowed in the pit but there is a way to hide the glow that comes from enchantments. There are probably multiple players that know how, but for Techno, he discovered it on his own. The most likely reason why it’s not a well known trick, is because as far as he knows, it’s impossible using the enchanting table.

The inventory seems to be the same though. Something you can just feel, almost instinctively know how to use. He supposes this world would describe it as sort of a pocket dimension.   

Shoving the rest of the carrot into his mouth, Techno continues his discussion for today with chat.

”So let’s see what we got for today.”

Duel!

Duel!

The duels today

yay!

wait what duel?

Did Bakugo challenge him to a duel again?

Duel!

nah not today

@CrispPotatoe some people from another school challenged Techno because he’s quirkless and he shouldn’t be “acting so cocky” when he’s such a “worthless weakling”

lol

lol

Isn’t this like the 9th time this happened?

oof they are doomed

yup

lol

I thought everyone knew by now not to challenge the chaos quartet.

XD

Do you think he even needs armor?

nah

nope

Nahhh they too weak

True lol

Def

”Right I forgot about that.” Technoblade sighed. Over the years groups of people challenged him for a multitude of things. It’s become more annoying now than anything else. Even more annoying then when Bakugo challenges him.

lol

Xd

“What are their quirks again? Annnd maybe their names as well.”

Lol he doesn’t even remember their names

i don’t remember either

lol

Extras

hahaha

Bakugo?

lol

I mean.. they are extras tho

is anyone actually gonna say their names and quirks?

Didn’t one of them have big wings?

nah that was the last group

oops

lol

I think one of them has a knife quirk?

Doesn’t one of them have balls for hair?

hehehe

lol

oh yeah! Purple ball guy looks like a perv

def

keep him away from Mei

lol nah keep her away from him

oh yeah

lol

she’ll destroy him before techno has a chance

lol

good riddance 

def

XD

•WafflesFalafle donated $35

Because nobody else bothered to remember, I got ya covered. Names/Quirks: Minoru Mineta/Sticky balls. Kamiko Yamamoto/Shapable barrier. Shiori Higashi/Density manipulation.

Ooh that’s what they are

Hey how did waffles remember that?

yeah

no fair I wanted to tell him

boo

Techno literally forgets their names and quirks almost every time, waffles is prepared guys

boo

oh yeah

lol

Do you think Mei or Tubbo remembered?

Maybe

Bakugo definitely didn’t lol

yup

”Right well thank you ‘WafflesFalafle’ for the information.”

Techno turned around the street corner, school now in sight.

The sidewalk was run down, with grass and plants poking out from the cracks, having been around for centuries now. 

Aldera Middle School matched with it in that way. Old, run down, always trying to trip him up, annoying, and- yeah you get the idea.

When Techno first arrived he got pushed around A LOT. That was before he started wearing corsets and heels again too. But really, all it took was the word “quirkless” and suddenly it’s like he’s a mob that just killed your family or something. Actually no, scratch that. It was more like he was a block of dirt. Maybe a rotten potato. Nobody likes rotten potatos.

”Techno!”

Oof!

Tubbo was now on his back, hand already messing with his hair, always coming from seemingly nowhere to jump him. 

“Good morning Tubbo.”

Technoblade smirked. The jumping on his back really has become a constant thing between them. While on Technoblade’s back, Tubbo moved to grab something out of his pocket.

“I finished figuring out potions!” Tubbo chirped out happily. Two long sighs could be heard in the area following that statement.

”Hello Mei.” He greeted the girl that followed shortly behind the energetic bee boy. Even with the sigh that could be heard coming out of her mouth, her face held a maniac-like grin.

”You know he’s going to cause a ton of chaos with those right?”

Definitely. A few years prior, Tubbo managed to figure out how to create bombs that could target specific areas, bombs that focused on damage, and ect.

A lot of booms could be heard following that discovery, along with multiple news stations talking about the large “villian” attack aimed at Musutafu.

Let’s just say anytime Tubbo manages to create something new everyone else’s sanity pays the price. And Mei being his sister doesn’t help in the slightest.

“𝐼𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝐻𝓎𝓅𝒾𝓍𝑒𝓁 𝓌𝑒 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑜𝒹𝓈 𝒻𝒾𝓍 𝒶𝓃𝓎 𝒹𝒶𝓂𝒶𝑔𝑒.” Grumbled Tubbo.

All Techno could do before his reply was to snort.

“𝐼 𝒻𝑒𝒶𝓇 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝓁𝒶𝓎𝑒𝓇𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝓎𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝑔𝑒𝓃𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓁 𝓋𝒾𝒸𝒾𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓊𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝓅𝒶𝓈𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝑒𝓈𝓉”

Before any more retorts could be made, A small rock was kicked towards Technos shin, harmlessly bouncing off. 

“Are you two ever going to tell me what that means? Or what language it is? Also, I helped you with the potions thing so you could at least let me make some on my own. I can only imagine how many babies I could create with those.” Mei complained, gaining a scary look in her eyes towards the end of it.

“Sorry Mei, no can do. We’ll make some for you though, just no crafting them yourself. Trade secret.” Tubbo chirped up, a smile way to innocent to be on his face directed straight towards Mei.

”Hey Deku! Bug eyes! Psychopath!”

Bakugo could be seen walking towards the three, clearly agitated. (Not that it’s anything new.)

”I still don’t understand why I’m called a psychopath” Tubbo whispered in Techno’s ear, still on his back.

Pretty sure everyone besides the one actually being called a psychopath knows why he’s called a psychopath.

*cough* *cough* The bills paid by the school to reconstruct the walls that got blown off along with the not so substle threats made by a certain someone to not rat them out for the damage.

There is a reason why their school is holding the record for the second most amount of villain attacks in a decade. (There’s also that same reason why nobody can find said villains.)

”Hullo angry Blaze-kun.” Techno said, as he lifted his hand to wave to his explosive and fiery friend, not that he’d ever call Bakugo his friend to his face.

“I told you not to call me that! You might as well just call me by my first name dammit. And will you ever tell me the fuck a blaze is?!”

Wow he actually admitted that he wanted to be called Katsuki. How sweet. 

“Sure angry Blaze-kun.”

Oh well. Not like he’s actually gonna stop calling him an angry blaze. I mean come on. Just put a blond spiky wig on a blaze, add a scowl and Bakugo’s got a twin. 

Oh. Guess he’s Katsuki now. Lol. Welp, still never gonna stop calling him Blaze-kun to his face. 

“Whatever nerds, you remember you got a fight today right Deku?”

And of course Katsuki’s never gonna stop calling him that. ‘Deku.’ Apparently ‘Izuku’ could be read to pronounce Deku. It also means useless.
After everyone found out that he’s quirkless one of the other kids started calling him that, and then Katsuki caught on and found it hilarious. Because of course he did. It’s more ironic than anything considering he could beat the entire school. So it obviously doesn’t apply to him, but like he said. Bakugo says it’s funny and never lets it go. 

At least he’s not the one being called an angry blaze. Or bug eyes.

Honestly he’d be fine with being called a psychopath.

“Oh yeah the bees told me about that!”

Tubbo spoke up, hands still playing with Techno’s hair. Tubbo’s chat took form as bees. Which makes sense really. Anyway, the rest of the group has no idea about the whole god test thing, and same with the chats. All they know is that Tubbo can talk to bees for some reason, and they have no idea about Techno’s voices since he never had a reason to let them know. 

The group that Techno has to beat up fight today challenged him two days ago, while Tubbo was working on potions. Mei was there for a while too, but she eventually got kicked out by Tubbo and joined Techno and Katsuki. Of course, that’s when they bumped into the group of kids, one of them recognized him because apparently they knew an underclassmen from Aldera, and then they basically started to verbally harass him while Mei had to hold Bakugo to keep him from killing anyone. After being upset that Techno was unfazed, they challenged him to a fight and threatened to never stop harassing him until he showed. I bet you can guess wether or not he agreed.

Well, actually you’d be wrong. Originally he said no, and was planning to get Tubbo to give him some bombs, but then Mei said that if he won the group would have to be her test subjects. And the like the poor fools they are, they agreed. Clearly they didn’t know they just signed their death warrant. Anyway, after that Mei practically begged him to agree saying something along the lines of “You have to agree so I can make more babies! Please please please ple-“ and ect. So yeah, and now he has a group of teens to beat up.

Lovely.

Not to mention, the year is almost over. Highschool entrance exams? Isn’t that supposed to be a big deal or something? Don’t these extras have something better to do than get beat up by him?

Wait a minute….

LOL

XD

HE CALLED THEM EXTRAS

BAKUGO 2.0

LOLOLOL

WHAT A NERRRRRDDD

”MOVE EXTRAS” *PIKACHU FACE*

LooooOoOoOl

I thought we’re Technos chat? Not Bakugos?

Xd

Technomistake

Angry blaze Techno

lololol

+ 500000000 ego

luuuuuullll

hehehheheheh

If only Bakugo could hear him now

Really rubbing off on him

Techno? Nah this is a Bakugo stream

gEt LoSt ExTrAs. Lol

😂 

:D

Hey @AlurvoRekka how can you use emojis?!?! I thought that wasn’t enabled

@puddiline I’m built different 😎 

._,

Oof

who invited this dood?

Sorry, but I can’t tell you why I can blah blah blah. Why? Oh I’m juSt BuIlt DifFreNt

lol

emoji looking clown

bUilT dIfFreNt

why we bullying them?

lol

aren’t we supposed to be laughing at Techno rn?

Ahhh yes. Thank you for the reminder, person in chat. 

“Bruuhhhhhh. Anyway, where am I supposed to fight the nerds again?”

Techno said nonchalantly, not at all hinting at the fact that thousands of voices just mocked him for sounding like Katsuki.

”I’ll tell you after school, now let’s get to clas before the stupid teacher deems us late.” Katsuki groaned, clearly over the fact that Techno never remembers the details of these fights. 

Tubbo practically jumped of his back, and followed Mei and Katsuki to their respective classes. 

When Techno first started, he liked school. He never really got a chance to go to one before, so he was interested ya know? Now though? Well, actually he still likes the learning portion. It’s just the people, are very annoying.

Their teacher is a middle aged man, looking at about age forty. He also looks like he just had a mid life crisis before every class.

”Bakugo Katsuki?”

A “Here” was heard throughout the classroom, a scoff following it. 

“Hatsumei Akio?”

“Here!” This voice was a lot more upbeat, but if you knew the speaker personally, let’s just say you would be more unsettled than anything else, especially when said speaker is donning an innocent look on his face.

…

The splash of a potion and the now glowing teacher proves the previous statement. 

‘Looks like he made a spectral arrow in potion form.’ Techno thought, head laying on his desk. Honestly, he doesn’t know why spectral potions aren’t a thing, and why there’s only spectral arrows. Or, I guess there used to be only spectral arrows considering our now glowing teacher. 

“Alright class, that’s it for attendance, now let’s get on with the lesson.” Mr. Teacher practically growled out.

”Forgot about me again teach?” Techno interrupted with a smirk. He probably would feel bad for antagonizing the teacher if he didn’t purposely forgot about Techno during attendance every single class. Really, these people are just as bad as the anti-hybriders. 

A loud sigh could be heard throughout the room. 

“Midoriya. Izuku.”

Wow don’t strain yourself there bud.

”Hullo” He returned, really dragging out the oooo as long as he can. Because really?

Why not.

Chapter Text

*RINGGGG*

Signaling the end for last period the bell went off, and all the students started to pack up. Well.. most of them. Some of them made the stupid decision to put spider lilies and write crude words on a certain desk, sealing their fate in the hands of the Hatsumei siblings and one very angry, blond blaze boy.

Really, it’s a shame they never learn. Guess they should watch what packages they open. After all, if they don’t order anything and a package still shows up? Ehhhhh not gonna be a good time for them. Thus is the vengeance of the Chaos quartet. 

Techno noticed he had a lot more mean words and spider lilies on his desk today. Probably due to the teacher yelling out the fact that he was gonna go to try out for UA. 

UA? You know, the famous child solider hero school that for some reason everyone wants to go to.

In all honestly, Techno doesn’t even want to go. He was thinking about becoming a vigilante, or maybe even a villain. However, the rest of his group already decided to go to UA for various reasons. 

Katsuki’s reason: “So I can become the number one hero and beat All might? Duh!”

Mei: “So I can create and sell lots of more hero babies! Maybe a new suit, or a ####, how about a ##### that can ##### and-“ 

Yeah that’s about how much Techno retained from that conversation. And for Tubbos reason?

 “I have a friend that’s also taking the test and knowing his personality he’ll be there. Plus think of all the nukes and poisons I can create! I think it’ll be good for you too. You’re thinking about taking down the government right? (How did he know that?) Well why not uproot this one from the ground up? You may not even have to destroy anything. Well, physically at least.”

Soooo yeah that’s that. Techno sighed as he recalled his day and picked up all the flowers on his desk. He’d been leaving the words written on his desk, not cleaning them up even once. Why you ask?

1. Once he graduates the desk will no longer be his and it’ll be a hindrance for the school.

2. Evidence. Duh? I mean, he’s not going to report them to the police (why bother when it’s he government/society’s fault in the first place) but just in case anyone comes by? Grade A discrimination case right here. 

And lastly? 

3. it lets Mei and Tubbo know who the culprits are due to Mei matching up the handwriting using her quirk to zoom in on the letters.

Yeah they aren’t escaping the wrath of the Hatsumei siblings. Like he said, bombs and packages.

I mean, he knows that he switched classes recently because a teacher actually acknowledged the fact that he belongs in the advanced class, but you’d think people would have heard the rumors by now and actually listened to them.

Lol

lolol

looolll

L

idota

lolllsss

idiots

idots

dumb 

hahaha 

xd

looosers

digging their own grade

yuppp

i thought advanced class was smart?

lol no they dumb 

quirkest bastards serves them right

ikr

sad

at least Bakugo isn’t cannon

true

oh true

that would succ 

nah techno would just beat him

be annoying tho

yea

E

”Right, glad to see you agree with me chat.” Techno mumbled seemingly to himself while leaving the classroom to put the flowers in any vase he can find.

Entrance exams are soon, well not really it’s in like 10 months, and while he believes he can definitely pass, he’s guessing the practical will be very, very, very biased.

In other words, he needs to start testing out which enchantments and potions he can use. If he even needs them. He is very strong after all.

While putting the last of the red flowers into the crowded vase, and thinking about things, Technoblade gets approached by the one person who is the sole reason why there is a giant filled in hole behind him, among others.

”Hey big man, so turns we’re gonna meet them in some super shady alleyway next to their school.”

…

”Heeehh? How many movies have these kids watched?” Not to mention how disadvantaged they are making themselves by choosing that location.

Like. Okay. It’s a 3v1 and they choose a place with LIMITED MOVEMENT. He knows these are kids but really? They need to read a book on strategy and common sense. 

Lol

XD

what loosers

no armour?

lolololol

ez

does he even need a weapon? 
lol

probably not

•Reyia donated $25 
man these orphans are gonna get destroyed

True

truer words hath never been spoke

e

what’s hath?

L

hath= have but old

lol

you should drink a slowness potion, give yourself a handicap

nahh I think a weakness potion would be more fair. He still gonna crush em tho

“Bruhhhh. So we gonna go there now or  are we going to regulate my strength so I don’t accidentally kill them and end up in jail.”

Really it’s both amazing and pitiful how Technoblade wasn’t put in handcuffs with all the children he ended up drop kicking in the last 14 years. In self defense. Obviously.

He almost got caught when he was 8 and accidentally broke someone’s arm. And legs. (of course, it was in self defense.) 

Up until that point Katsuki, Mei, and Tubbo always dealt with the bullies and he just ignored them while defending himself. There weren’t any fight requests yet then since he never showed his fighting prowess yet. (Except for Katsuki) However, during third period some bastard cornered him in the bathroom and he ended up freaking out. To be fair, the bastard turned the lights off and his quirk was something called Complete Silence which was somehow able to silence everything, even a persons thoughts using that persons consciousness.

And he just so happened to think using his quirk on Technoblade so he could beat him up was a good idea. Well unfortunately for him, his quirk also muted Technos chat along with everything else in the room.

That itself wasn’t a huge issue, Techno could figure it out. But before he could leave and figure out what was going on he saw the glint of something metal. (Which happened to just be the chain necklace around the students neck)

Now, incase you are unaware Technoblade happens to have something called trauma. *wow*

What a surprise. I know. Annnnddd Whaddya odds?! The events that caused said trauma,  1. happened before he got the voices. 2. Involved dark cramped spaces, and 3. SHARP. METAL. KNIVES.

Sooo yeah. Since then Techno made sure to regulate his strength since he doesn’t know how much it takes to not critically injure someone. Not his fault that he’s used to killing his opponents both in the pit and in Hypixel. 

Anyway, Mei and Tubbo left a note in the hospital threatening the boys entire family and future before the cops could investigate him so they never figured out who it was. Obviously not the quirkless kid who happened to be absent from class at the same time as the injured.

After that spectacle they decided to test Technos strength at Dagobah beach, or in other words a giant trash dump because apparently not polluting the ocean isn’t a thing here.

It eventually became their main hang out spot.

Mei and Tubbo managed to get a lot of scrap metal and tools they can use and now have their own area on the beach. Bakugo got an area for him to test out his explosions on the junk laying around and Technoblade mostly practiced his parkour skills by jumping from one trash heap to the other and doing his routine. When he’s not doing that or watching the others, he’s in his own area.

Technos area is hidden by multiple trash heaps and he manages to keep the others from going into it, or even seeing it. It mostly constrains a beat up metal desk filled up the brim being hidden by a beat up car. The car has a multitude of books and failed items inside it. East of the car is a smelter and a small fire pit. On the other side of the fire pit is a slightly cracked anvil.

While Mei focuses on creating useful ‘babies’ and whatever comes to mind, Tubbo focuses on making potions. And bombs and poisons. (Which he is somehow figuring out how to mix with potions omg wtf kind of abominations is he making)

Bakugo doesn’t know how to invent anything, more interested in figuring out how things work instead of creating.

Technos expertise is forging wepons, which he learned mainly from philza, and enchanting, which he taught himself. (without a enchanting table.) 

While they help each other out and share what they are working on, Techno makes sure to keep everyone else away from his area. He’s fine with making weapons and enchanting for them, but there’s no way he’s letting them within 20 ft of his work space.

In the center of that area of the beach is a circle like clearing, which is where four teens can be seen in the middle of it.

“Okay Greenie, let’s see how you do against baby “Strength regulator #255!” (Because the other ones either broke or didn’t work)

Techno stood up straight, heels discarded next to him In the sand. 

Tubbo, Mei, and Katsuki on the sidelines, and an adult sized robot, which a large hit pad in the center and a small screen below it. Katsuki held up a chart full of Technos previous scores along with a number to injury key to gauge how much harm would be done to a person pertaining to the number on the screen.

”First try punching hard enough to just knock someone down without breaking anything.” Tubbo said, phone in his hand ready to record the results beside Mei who’s almost jumping up and down.

He walked toward the contraption, and threw a punch directly at the pad. 

The screen lit up with a 39.

”You just knocked someone out and cracked a rib dumbass! Tone it done to around a 20.”

…

A few punches later, and they are almost finished. 

“Okay greenie, now do full strength!” Mei said, ready to see if her creation can handle it. 

He took step back, before walking up to the robot again and punching it with all the force he could muster at the moment. The machine rattled, and a 89 lit up on the screen. 

“Wow Greenie,” Mei started, grabbing the chart from Katsuki. 

“-you just killed someone and then mutilated their corpse in one shot!”

Both Technoblade and Katsuki feel like they should be concerned about how happy she sounds.

“Cmon Deku, the extras should be there soon. Don’t cause any serious injury.”

Katsuki huffed, ready to get this over with so he can spar with Techno himself. 

Chapter Text

The Alleyway was old, with graffiti on the walls and chips in the bricks. Three teens stood in the middle, waiting for the quirkless weakling to show up. When Mineta first found out who the quirkless was, he was both angry and disgusted. How dare a freak like him walk around confidently with friends. Quirkless weaklings have no right to act like normal human beings when they are all useless.

Not only that, but he had the audacity to go out wearing a corset and heels, and that horrendous braid. How dare he wear things that are clearly meant for girls! It’s unnatural and Mineta didn’t like it one bit and apparently Yamamoto and the pretty Higashi shared his thoughts.

They chose this alleyway because people know not to come here and they can teach the weakling his place without interruptions. Smart, right? 

Mineta continued to think obscene and absurd things to himself when the chaos quartet came into view.

(Not that they know the group was called that because if they did then maybe they would think a little more before challenging Midoriya/Techno)

When Techno arrived with the others to the location, he’s disappointed. At least at the last fight he was in, people had the sense to bring back up. Really, they don’t even have any weapons out and the girl is probably the only one who actually has something hidden. How dumb could they be? If he didn’t do research on who he was fighting he would he hella suspicious.

(Of course, he didn’t let his friends nor chat know that he did research. He’s got a reputation to keep after all)  

Well, he knows they still have their quirks but by now he also knows how reliant people can be on those things. 

The group looked as pompous as they did last time. The only girl was in the back, with brown hair and expensive looking clothes, also spotting a face with way too much makeup on. Next to her was a little twerp that set off multiple of his many mental alarms. Mineta, his chat screamed, and his eyes narrowed.

When he was in the pit, and even when he was in Hypixel, there was a surprising amount of perverts, the disgusting pests. Some of them even found Techno pretty, not caring about his given gender. Of course not all of them did but even then, well let’s just say he has experience in…. giving these people what they deserve.

The most-likely-a-pervert was really tiny, with purple balls on top of his head, no doubt acting as some sort of hair. Not that Techno would ever fully doubt his instincts, but he knew he was correct about Mineta being swine when he looked closer at his expression. Those black beady eyes were aimed directly at Mei Hatsumei. Specifically, her chest.

His hand tightened into a fist. Even if he knew she could handle herself, he was still worried. Especially when it comes to people like that rotten grape. He knows first hand how things like that can catch you off guard.

The last of the trio, was tall. Taller than everyone else here. He had black slicked back hair, and his appearance just screamed privilege. Too bad he’s a total brat.

“Hello worthless Deku.” The tall one, Yamamoto as his mind helpfully provided for him, practically spat in his face.

”What’s with your little friends? Does the quirkless weakling need people to fight his battles?” Yamamoto/Yamabrat taunted. 

…

“Heeehhhh?”

Techno was fucking (sorry to the Christian mothers in his chat) baffled. 

He could hear the group behind him loosing their minds, finding the situation as absurdly hilarious as him. 

Okay first, 

1. They literally challenged him to a 3v1 fight. Any sensible person would try to even those numbers if possible. (Especially if he was weak like they thought he was)

2. They stopped by a store before they got here. Which means, Tubbo was holding a video camera, Katsuki was holding a basket of popcorn, and Mei was literally plopped down on the ground(when did she get there?) fiddling with a gadget. Meanwhile he’s standing up straight, hands in fists and his hair back. He’s clearly ready for a fight while the people behind him are CLEARLY not.

…

Do they need glasses? No like, really. Should he get them glasses after he beats the shit out of them? He’s thinking about it. 

While Techno was lost in thought after pretty much deactivating from the stupidity that just reached his ears, he was brought out of his thoughts by a slap. 

Oh.

Someone just slapped him.

How weak of him, he couldn’t even block that. Looser. Useless.

Yo who was that?

Techno got slapped

intruder?

Separate chat?

hmmmmmm

Bad thoughts?

l

its okay techno!

we love you

yeah shuddap invader voice

tagt was not pog

weak

shut the hell up

lol

L

E

Techno support!

E

r?

Ee

e

e

Ahh yes. Thank you chat. And shut up, self depreciating thoughts.

Still in the dark alleyway, the laughing that he heard in the background was gone, and they were all staring at Yamabrat who looked furious. 

Huh.

Wonder why?

”How dare you laugh at us, useless trash!” Damn people really need to get more creative with his insults. 

Techno thought as he held back a yawn. He just wants to go home. Maybe convince his mom to let him get a pet. He’s sure he could sneak it into highschool.

“Bruhhhh. Whatever let’s just start fighting so I can go home.” Ah yes good job Techno piss them off even more.

Suddenly, a transparent blue wall surrounded Technoblade and his opponents, separating him from his friends. 

“There’s no use in screaming, Kamiko kuns barrier is sound proof.” The Higashi girl said haughtily. 

Techno paused. “Uhhhh can you like, not make it sound proof? Tubbo won’t like his video not having audio.” He said awkwardly because Tubbo really will be upset that he won’t get any audio. 

As soon as the words left his mouth, a punch was aimed at his face, the blue like glow surrounding the fist with the edges pointy and sharp looking. He supposed it was the guy’s quirk acting as some sort of brass knuckles. 

Just before the fist could come in contact with his face, Techno dodged, pushing the teen into the barrier. Barley a second later a swarm of purple balls were shoved his way.

Twisting and turning his body, he narrowly escaped the barrage.

The barrier behind him was now covered in purple, blocking the view of the others.

“Great now Tubbo won’t get any good footage at all until I knock out shield guy.” Techno mumbled to himself, while getting ready to counter attack. 

While about to knock out Yamamoto, Techno saw something glint from the corner of his eye. Jumping back, he narrowly evades what looks like to be a small knife. He knew Higashi would be the most dangerous but clearly her allies had no idea about what she has in her pockets if their faces are any indication.

Using the shock to his advantage, Techno weaves between the two boys and knocks out the girl with a punch to her head, making sure not to break anything.

Actually, she’s probably gonna have a concussion when she wakes up. 

Recovering from the shock, the pervert bastard starts trying to pin him down again with his quirk, albeit failing miserably. While the rotten grape juice continues giving himself a headache, the spoiled brat goes to try and sneak behind Techno. Wow whaddya know? He’s got some brain cells after all. 

Catching on what Yamamoto was trying to do, Techno turns and grabs him, effectively shoving Yamabrat in between himself and poop balls. Not being able to stop himself, expired grape juice practically yeets three of his balls on his teammate’s stomach, leg, and shoulder. Before they could do anything else, Techno shoves the guy into the barrier wall before breaking it entirely and ending up with Yamabrat stuck to the ground, his mind fuzzy.

Chapter Text

Merry Christmas and happy new year! I just wanted to let you all know that I will be continuing this even though I haven’t updated for a month (what is wrong with me lol.)

Basically I have close to no motivation rn because I just wanna skip to certain arcs. But yes, I will be updating soon

Happy AO3ing.

Chapter Text

“Cheater! Bastard! How dare you?! What did you even do you lying freak?!”

Those happen to be the first words that reach Techno’s ears after knocking down Yamabrat. 

Lovely.

Sticky-ball-trash stood in front of him, hands balled up (lol pun?) in tight fists. Techno blinked, before talking to the midget perv.

“So…. So you gonna surrender now or should I knock you out too?” 

And in a moment of Mineta’s shinning brilliance he charged Techno, making him accidentally loose control of his strength and kill the moldy grape. The end. 

(Jk I promise you that is not what happens. Sadly. It would be funny tho.

Would be funny…

Lol no okay I’m done.

Now onto the actual chapter)

“Cheater! Bastard! How dare you?! What did you even do you lying freak?!”

Those happen to be the first words that reach Techno’s ears after knocking down Yamabrat. 

Sticky-ball-trash stands in front of him, hands balled up in tight fists.

“So…. So you gonna surrender now or should I knock you out too?” 

Mineta froze, mulling over his situation. His ‘friends’ were knocked out and on the ground. They obviously got tricked by this mother fucker because there’s no way he doesn’t have a quirk. Right?

(I mean… he isn’t normal but that’s no quirk bud.)

Not to mention the liar’s friends are now in range of him since Yamamoto’s barrier is down. 

So in a moment of Mineta’s shinning brilliance…..

”Whatever. You won’t get away with this you lying bastard!” And the tiny pervert ran away, leaving the other two in the alley to be subjected to being Mei’s test subjects. A terrifying fate, really.

”Hey get back here and be her test subject you bastard!” Katsuki yelled once he saw Mineta run away. Before he had a chance to go after him, Tubbo put a hand in front of his torso, stopping him. 

“We don’t wanna get chawged for assault” Tubbo said, popcorn in his mouth that he stole from Katsuki. Techno turns around towards the rest of his group.

”Any hospital worthy-injuries Mei?”

Shaking her head in response to Technoblade’s question, she leans down to the unconscious losers, and attaches a small grey strip about the size of a finger nail to both of their heads along with placing a letter inside their now closed hands. The letter is really just a heads up that Mei was coming for them, and the strip is a small tracker that attaches to ones hair. Is it illegal? Most likely. Do they care? No. People that challenged Techno and lost had to be Mei’s victims test subjects. That’s the rules.

Hmmm maybe they should make them sign a contract. Nah. Tubbo always records the fights and the fact that they lost to a quirkless kid is usually enough to blackmail anyone. 

“Was it any harder this time bug mahn?” Tubbo asked, popcorn once again, filling up his mouth. 

“Nahhh not really. I bet you’re upset about the video quality though.”

”I am! I couldn’t get gud audio or vishual this time. Maybe I shuld make our victims test subjhects test out my nukes friemdly bombbs.”

…

”If we kill them and get caught we won’t be able to go to UA.” Mei chimed in, tone much lighter than the conversation calls for.  

“If you get caught I’ll kill you.”

Katsuki. 

“Blaze-kun.”

…

“I’ll kill you! I’ll kill you! Die Deku!”

Katsuki screamed before going to tackle Techno. The remaining members of the chaos quartet taught him how not to let his explosions leak in public by letting him experiment with them at the beach, which is probably the reason the alleyway hasn’t blown up yet and the reason that Katsuki’s hands currently aren’t popping as he goes after Techno.

“Murder is cringe.”

Techno helpfully said, before dodging a full on tackle.

A few minutes later after breaking up Techno and Katsuki and making sure someone saw the two students in the alleyway, the chaos quartet went back to the beach. 

“So just to be clear one last time, me and blaze boy are aiming for the hero course, and You and Mei are aiming for support. Right?”

”Right!” Mei and Tubbo chirped up at the same time.

Signing as they entered the sandy terrain, he spoke again. 

“You guys know literally nobody else in your class is going to know how to fight right? Or be able deal with your crazy projects” He said, practically muttering the last part. 

“Damn extras won’t stand a chance.”

“We know!” They said simultaneously, each sporting a grin that scares anyone who knows them. 

“Don’t kill anyone or I’ll be forced to call you a boomer.” Techno threatened as they each went to their own areas.

“Noooo Tech-no-blade! You wound me!” Tubbo shouted out well aware of how dramatic he’s being. 

The rest of the evening was spent in a comfortable silence until everyone had to go home. 

“Izuku!” Inko Midoriya exclaimed when he got home.

“Yup?” He responded, still refusing to call her mom.

“Izuku, why do you keep coming home so late? I get worried!”

Ahhh yes. As nice as Inko is, he wishes she cared about him a little less. At the very least it would give him more freedom. 

“I was… “he started, dragging out the s in ‘was’. 

“… out with friends.” 

Inko raised an eyebrow.

”Again? Was Katsuki there?” She asked skeptically. He knows she doesn’t believe him. After all how would someone quirkless have friends besides Katsuki, who he’s known almost all his life. (Even though he met the others at the same time. Like what? He knows that Inko and Katsuki’s moms are friends but still.)

She’s always worried about him getting hurt and wants him to take Katsuki everywhere so he can “protect” him. Which is ironic, considering Katsuki always challenges him to a fight and always looses.

Not to mention, Techno could just imagine Bakugo leading the bullying if he really was as weak as Inko believes. I mean come on, it took him weeks to cement the idea that quirks are just tools and that he isn’t the best just because he can make explosions into that big blonds head. He was really obnoxious before that.

But will he say all that? Of course not.

”Yea, he was there.”

”And he protected you?” 

As if.

”Yup.”

“Okay good.”

She said as she looked slightly more relieved, same as always. It’s funny really, considering Katsuki would not have even tolerated Techno If he was normal/AKA the scared timid kid the real Izuku Midoriya probably would have been because the whole world told him he is worthless due to the way he was born. 

But of course, he’s not normal. No, instead he’s a famous fighter from a different world that agreed to be stuck in a teenage body in order to become the blood god. Whipee. He wonders what Inko would say if she knew. 

Hmmmm.

Maybe she would finally stop worrying. Or she would send him off to a mental hospital.

Either way, it’s safe to say he won’t be telling her the truth anytime soon. AKA ever. It’s just less complicated like that. 

With that conversation done, Techno headed off to his room until Inko inevitably calls him out for dinner.

When she does, their dinner is filled with the usual conversation and Technos short clipped answers. That is until the subject of UA is brought up. Inko Midoriya puts her chopsticks down, and starts speaking.

”Izuku, a letter from UA came responding to your application. I don’t think you should go. I mean, it’s so dangerous! UA only starting letting quirkless applicants in for recently! I mean, what if something bad happens to you?”

Technoblade sighs, paying attention to his chat before driving his mind back to Inko. 

“I’ll be fine. Bla- Katsuki will be there too remember?” 

Inko pauses. It seems Katsuki’s presence really does reassure her. The rest of dinner was filled with Inko’s rambling about how “he needs to promise to stay in the back and be safe”, and “tell her if something happens so she can pull him out”. Techno mostly gave one word answers unless he needed to do otherwise. The dinner ended with one last question from Inko. This time about his hero costume. 

Ah. Right. That.

”Oh, and honey please tell me you didn’t add any heels or corsets to your hero costume. You added lots of armor and protection right?”

Let’s just say his answer involved a lot of lying and dodging the subject. He spent many years in Hypixel learning about these things and how to fight in them. No way he isn’t sticking with it.

Finishing with the dishes, Techno heads upstairs with a quick “goodnight” to Inko. He’s had enough with that interrogation of a dinner, even if he knows she means well.

Once he gets upstairs he rummages through his closet, finally pulling out a long rectangular box. Inside the box, are a multitude of swords all custom made by either Mei, or himself.

“It’s not too long now chat. I’m guessing once we get to what you’ve all described as the “cannon arc” this test really begins. I’ve sent in the weapons application with the rest and the return letter said I could bring one of any of these. So, what do y’all think?”

EEeeee

Use the shiny one! 

Red jewels on the handle!

Hi Techno!

Notice me!

Red one!

Use Meis

E

No use the pretty one

Use the one with sharp edges

Hiiiii

Dbuibhiehsh

Kill everyone

blood 

no

yes

e

Green handle

yay

robots idiots

starwars

weee

E

@7spiders7 Starwars?

Bring a flame thrower lol

kill other students 

@sisyphos We convinced him to tell Mei to make a lightsaber remember?

Can’t you bring all swords?

Dropkick a child lol

BLOOD

Orphan obliterater!

Whats a lightsaber?

E

@raiinstorm0237 have you never seen starwars? Also I think @sisyphos missed that stream

E

Bring best sword

Dangery

•Kirra has donated $20 

Bring the Lightsaber we told you to get made. The exam is gonna have robots.

”Thank you person that actually answered my question instead of just shouting out random things and descriptions.”

Techno picks up a circular handle left in the bottom of the box. He remembers this one. Chat had been bothering him about getting one of these “light sabers” (whatever that means) for a while so he finally asked Mei and had it made. 

He doubts UA knows about it but he literally just sent them a picture of his sword box and they said he could take one of anything so… yeah. He flicks the switch on. 

A pinkish-redish beam shoots up from the handle. It makes a subtle *voom* sound as he moves it around. While Techno may be good at making swords, this is definitely Mei and Tubbo’s type of thing. He much prefers the traditional sword. If there’s gonna be robots though… then this will come in handy for sure. Turning the sword off and putting it away, Techno blocks out his chat and starts getting undressed so he can go to bed.

Not long now. This last decade or so has felt more like a resting period than anything. After all he was a child then. How could he possibly complete the test he has been sent here to do? Soon though, he will be able to do so much more.

Chapter Text

Technoblade stands in-front of the UA gates. He decided to go with a a red corset today, not that it’s visible under his uniform. He’d prefer to wear a dress shirt but everyone is required to wear their middle school uniform to the exams.

Along with his corset he also has on red heels to match, 4 inches. Not the highest he’s ever had to fight in, but it’s a hight he’s comfortable enough in. Not to mention it’s still high enough that any normal person would have trouble. For his costume forms he made sure to ask for a multitude of shoes including a pair of laceless sneakers, 2 inch heels, 3 inch heels, and 4 inch heels all black in color.  

His long green hair is tucked into a braid, resting along his back and keeping it out of his face. Earlier this morning he put on some light mascara and dark red lipstick. Inko helped as well. 

Techno can see the other people here for the exams, and damn are people nervous. Although, Techno supposes he isn’t too different. He’s confident enough, although dawning himself in red definitely doesn’t hurt. Plus, it’ll match his weapon for today. He knows he’s over doing it, with all the stares he’s gotten on his way to the exam.

But honestly dressing this way makes him feel comfortable, restricting as it was at first. When he first discovered corsets and heels, both were uncomfortable to wear and very restricting. But he liked how they felt and looked on his body. This is never something he would be allowed to wear before. Can’t have anything wearing down their “prized warrior” after all. Also he likes how it offers a new kind of challenge. After a couple years he began to feel completely comfortable in them. Sure he probably got used to them fast, but it probably helped that his deformed feet fit way better than a normal human foot would. That and he’s always been able to adapt fast. It’s how he survived after all.

What surprised him when he started wearing them here though, is the discovery that Inko was also very supportive. After all, as worried and overprotective of a mother she is, she’s always been supportive of Techno dressing up and “going outside normal gender norms”. Although at first she was worried he would get hurt, she’s now completely at ease with Techno wearing heels and ect. (Although she still doesn’t know he can actually fight in said heels.)

He continues his way in, walking down the hallways decorated with signs. The four of them, (Techno, Tubbo, Mei, and Katsuki) decided not to bother meeting up before the test. They wanted their own time to prepare, after all. When Techno reaches the end of the hallway, he goes into testing site A. It’s a large auditorium with hundreds of people inside, at the very least. Walking up the rows he finds his predetermined seat number, stamped on the entry ticket he got in the mail. 

He sits down and observes all the people around him. He sees Katsuki a few rows below him with his head down. Let’s just hope no one bothers him. There are a multitude of interesting mutation quirks present. Wait is someone wearing a crown? Well, not like he’s one to judge style. He would have made his own except he was never able to find a design he liked better than his old one. That’s probably still in his house at Hypixel.

About 15 minutes later, the lights shut off momentarily before a spotlight appeared aimed at the stage in the center. A man with bright yellow hair, and really white teeth enter the stage. He reminds Techno of a cockatoo. He’s very loud. He starts yelling out greetings and instructions, telling each “listener” what they need to do in order to pass. Since he’s in testing site A, it looks like him and Katsuki are taking the written test first.

Under the desk in-front of him, a small drawer pops out with a packet of papers and a pencil inside. Effective.

With a go-ahead from the cockatoo man, everyone begins their test. Honestly Techno is grateful for the years here he’s had to learn. Even if it’s not his own world, a lot of the information that was taught to him is very useful. For example, he didn’t get to go to school as a child. Therefore he never really learned anything beyond basic addition and subtraction which he mainly learned from Phil. The test overall was easier than he thought it would be thought. Although there’s a lot of annoying writing he has to do. On the last page of the packet, it shows 3 open ended questions. Mainly asking about ones opinion and their goals.

Halfway through the first one, chat starts going haywire.

E

lol

Technotest

writeeeee

boring

I want waffle fries

e

lolz

Xd

Huh?

fell weird

?

e

Hey!

Intrusion!

PHILZAA!

Hey, why we being blocked? :(

huh?

E

PHIL!

angel

Bucket hat man

phil

dadza 

lol

e

Phillll

Philza Minecraft is so brave

e

e

Eeeeeeee

yee

yee philza

Phil

PHil

PHIl

PHIL

PHILZA THE MINECRAFT MA-

I-

Eee-

He-

Ph-

…

…

…

Heya mate.

Techno froze. “Phil?”

Yup. I managed to convince Kristen to link us up. How are you doing?

Techno hums to himself before answering. Not above a whisper, of course.

“I’ve been doing alright. Hopefully this hero school can actually help train my combat skills. Although, that would cement the idea that this society is basically making child soldiers at this point. Which is bad. Apparently. Chat was very clear on that.”

Techno responded, muttering out the last part. Although how he is able to do that while already whispering, we may never know.

Phil laughs kind of awkwardly before responding. 

Yup. That’s a big no no to child soldiers. Hmmm. Ya know, you might have a government to take down. 

Technoblade bobbed his head in consideration. He always shared his distaste of governments with Philza, although he’s refrained from taking action. His therapist (who he only agreed to see because of Phil) believed that Technos childhood in the pit helped contribute to his belief against government, especially considering said pit was allowed by the government. 

Well it’s up to you. You don’t HAVE to overthrow the government to pass the test, although it would probably act as a completion. Phil sighs before continuing.

I really think they should change the test requirements. “Make a change” and “Become memorable” is way to broad. Anyway, make any friends yet?

Phil makes sure to ask the last part with a teasing tone to his voice.

“Contrary to your beliefs, I am capable of making suitable companions Phil.” 

Philza laughs at how Techno says his name.

“There’s another player here. His name is Tubbo. Good kid, although he’s a chaotic fuck. He’s a huge fan of bees, for some reason. And explosions. Lots of explosions.”

Even though Philza has no way of actually seeing Technos face, he can just imagine the exasperation written all over it.

Yeah, I know who you’re talking about. He’s a good ally to have. Although the explosion thing is new. Well, I have to get back. Good luck mate, and try not to kill too many people.

Techno almost lets free a full blown laugh at that (warranted) statement.

“See ya Phil.”

With Philza out of his head and chat back in, Techno resumes his work on the test. He really hadn’t expected to hear from Phil so soon. Techno continues writing down sentences on his paper, all while reminiscing about his time with Philza. That conversation caused Techno to realize how much he truly missed Phil. His one true friend. He really wishes he had his earring right now.

Around 15 minutes of writing later, he’s made it to the final question.

3. Please write about one thing you wish to change about current day society when you graduate.

Techno pauses. Whats the point of adding a question like this to an entrance exam? Well, he supposes the answer will help the staff get a better understanding of the persons goals, and whatnot. After thinking about what to write, Techno puts his pen to the paper and starts completing the last question of the test.It only takes around another 30 minutes of straight writing. 

-and that is my conclusion on why society needs to be changed. 

… Okay he may have gone a little overboard with this last question. Technoblade put his pencil to the paper one last time, before dropping it to the desk.

’If College has this much writing, I think I’d rather spend my time in the Skyblock shops buying ice again.’ After all, as much as Techno enjoys writing, he hates when he can’t even choose the topic. Like, come on, who wants to write multiple paragraphs on the standing quirk laws from a century ago? Sure the last three questions allowed for some creativeness but still!

Lol technoburned out

XD

E

hahahah

double check work

eeee

gg

gg

oh GG

he finished

ywahh

yayy

ew writing

lol

Did Techno just make a potato war reference?

lol

yay

@pointvee A what reference?

E

:0 there’s another OG

e

huh?

OG?

heh?

uhmm?

Yes!

Omg everyone tag yourself if you’re an OG!!

huh?

@fishafraidofwater Hi!

@TumblingBackpacks This is meh

@rainne_storm kinda trippy tho

@pointvee :)

@Kirra hahahahaha

@Reiyia 👋 

Huhhh??

e

what?

lol

yay

I’m confused

hi techno

I think they were here before Techno started streaming

!!!!!

whatttt???

confuzzled

ahhhhh

huhhh

e

Explain?

how possible?

Techno groaned. By now his head is on the desk, smushing his paper and he is tempted to just start bashing his head in, exam be dammed. 

‘You know what- I’m not even going to question it. Nerds.’ Techno smiles at the dramatic response of his chat. Should he be concerned that some of the voices in his head before this godship test thing might have been real? Yes. Will he spend his time worrying about it? No. That’s a giant headache waiting to happen.

“ALL RIGHT LISTENERS! YOUR TIME IS UP!” 

Chapter Text

“ALRIGHT LITTLE LISTENERS, LETS ALL TAKE A 9 MINUTE BREAK BEFORE WE ALL GO ONTO THE DEBRIEF FOR THE PHYSICAL PORTION!”

Chatter started up again from all sides. Techno groaned and took a water bottle out of his inventory before fiddling with the case for his sword. Just a small wooden box, nothing special. Looking around, he notes that everyone is acting pretty friendly towards each other, or either not talking at all. A few more minutes of observing the quirks and builds of everyone around him, Present Mic steps back onto the stage.

“All right, lets get back on track, shall we? Like your handy-handy application says today you rockin boys and girls will be out there conduction two-minute mock battles in super-hip urban settings! I’ll now be explaining in more detail, feel free to go along with your packet.”

Techno took out the packet he during the break and began to look it over. Present Mic’s voice then quieted down a bit as he began to explain. Three different types of  robots and a giant mock-city. How rich is this place? Present Mic is almost done with his explanation when a stiff blue haired teenager suddenly interrupts.

”EXCUSE ME SIR, BUT THE PACKET HAS FOUR ROBOTS LISTED. IF THIS IS A MISTAKE ON UA’S PART THIS SHAMEFUL.”

Damn what got stuck up his ass.

”AND YOU, WITH THE GREEN BRAIDED HAIR,”

Hehhh??

“YOU’VE BEEN WHISPERING TO YOURSELF THIS WHOLE TIME. THATS DISTRACTING TO THE OTHER EXAMINEES.”

I-

“ALSO, IVE NOTICED YOU’RE WEARING HEELS WHICH ARE CLEARLY NOT SUITED FOR COMBAT. IF YOU AREN'T EVEN GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY THEN YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE.”

…

‘I’m about to kill a child. That’s it, I’m done. Officer, I swear, I drop kicked that child in self defense.’

PFFFFFTTT

LOL

E

IIDA

BLUE GLASSES MAN :D

LOLLLLLL

dhhdigdidh

Poor Iida fans!

Hes fuking dead

no kill pls

nooooooo

bad

we like him

lol

Noooo don’t kill him

hes good

lol attempted murderer is here 

Wait when was Techno whispering?

lollllll

yoo another techno quote?

@Kawaii540 when he was talking to us and Phil lol

eee

we just getting fed content lol

@Livybee07 I just got here when did he talk to Phil?

Iida my beloved

eeee

lulllll

guys I feel like we kinda got off topic. No killing Iida remember?

yeaa! No kill

@SolasTheDruid Phil came and kicked us out to talk with techno towards the end of the test

no kill

i want to kill tho

Pp haha funny 
no

yes

death

ivgddgidbvidvidbi

KILL

SAVE

DIEE

EEEEEEEEEE-

A loud bang rang throughout the exam room. Oh, Techno thought, looking at the fist indent on his desk. Chat got too loud.

”All right little listeners lets calm down. Examinee #592, the fourth robot in that packet isn’t worth any points! It’s just a big obstacle ya should avoid at all costs, ya dig?”

That sounds suspicious.

”And I appreciate everyone’s spirit but let’s not ostracize the other examinees, all right?”

…

”All right, now let’s all head to our determined testing sites for the practical! If you can’t remember where to go, feel free to ask one of our lovely examiners that will be guiding you all. Everyone going to building C, follow me!”

Techno feels like they should have organized this better. There’s way too many people scrambling over each other. He can’t even get to the bottom without being pushed! Techno hummed in consideration, really wishing he had an ender pearl right about now.

”Ah, screw it.” 

He lifted up his feet, slipping off his heels. He then jumped on top of his chair, before chair hopping to the bottom, only hitting a few people in the head with the case for his sword. He could feel people’s eyes on him, along with a remark from a familiar sounding blue haired boy, but paid it no mind as he got in line and put his heels back on.

“Woah”

He’s not sure who said that. The testing site in front of them is huge, rivaling an actual city. Techno watched as the people in front of him mingled, before turning around and seeing someone aggressivly robotic walking towards him.

”Oh for fucks sake.”

Techno muttered under his breath as he started to speed walk to the front of the crowd. When he got to the front, he put down the wooden case, and took out the handle for the saber.

He puts the case down, and glances behind him to see glasses boy had stopped advancing towards him and instead opting to glare at him menacingly.

Okay, what did Techno even do to him? From the corner of his eye, Techno can see Present mic standing on one of the walls. Techno was about to choose someone to judge everything about them out of boredom before a voice rang out.

”START!”

And Technoblade is off. Hesitation? Lol what’s that? 

“That guy has the right idea! There are no countdowns in real battles! GO GO GO!”

He doesn’t even have to look behind him to know that everyone else is running after him. A quick left turn and he’s faced with a 1 pointer. He turns on the saber and a reddish-pinkish glow takes up his area. He slices through its waist, effectively severing it. 

Lol

what a cheat

you got this techno!

go go go

EEeE

L

get a three pointer!

lolll

hey 2 pointer on your left!

Go left!

GO L̵̜̣̻̍̓͆̎E̴̠̾̂̀̅͑̿̈́̔́̚F̵̹̮̳̘͊͝T̵͉̦̄͌̊̔̋

On your left!

Woo

gj

yeahhh

Hey that guys gonna get hurt!

      Go!

                                      Help them!  
̷̨͍̥̪͈̙́̽͐͠Ḥ̴̼̣͉͇͋̿͌́̏̄̒͊̓͝È̷̡̝̠̤̮̮̄͑̆͊̓͌ͅL̵̻̂̀͛́̿͊̇̒̕P̴͈̪̩̯͐̎͆̀̒̔̂͌̕ ̴̼͓͇̗͒͛̅̊͛T̷̮̞͔͍̘̻͉͗̈̉̊̈́͌̚͠Ĥ̷̡̺̎̓̓͑̿̈́̓E̴̖̲̘͍̼̾̔̆̏̊͗͜͝M̶̘̤̭̦̱̯̲̮̎̈́̉̆̋́̈̀̔̀͜͜

Woooo

lol this is great

yeahhh

gg

l

jsbhdhhd

e

And Techno fought on. His body is left stinging with every movement. Honestly, it’s all eerily similar to before. The loud noises, the cheers, voices telling him what to do, his grip on the sword saber. And of course, the wild beating of his heart.

But it’s different too. He’s not killing anyone, he’s actually saving some people. And he’s wearing heels. Also, chat isn’t making fun of him, (not all of them) and they’re actually helping! And most importantly, he wants to do this. So yeah, he knows chat is dangerous and he’s aware of how much control they have right now. But they won’t hurt him. They don’t want too. Not right now, at the very least. They want him to succeed. So he keeps going.

yeahnnn techno!

y’all seeing Tubbo and Mei? They are scaring the shit out of the test examiners lol

e

Tubbos stream is fun but this better

lol

Hey on your right

      Right!

A group of three pointers!!

̵̡̻͓̀͛̇̐͛̓̏͜͝G̴̦͖̜̟͕̮̮͆̈́͛̑͂͠͝͝Ö̸̵̧͉̰͕̰̌͊̈̋̐̕͜͝Ř̴̪̜̕Í̸̡̨̼̦̎͗́͗̃̂̌̓Ģ̷̖̱̯͉̜͔̪͒͑͋̈́͝Ḩ̷̬̩͓̠̃̃̈̒̍̌͌̿͘͝T̵̛̬̫͕̺͉͆͒̋

Go right!

yehanhnhh

yeee

lol

lets gooo

ee

i want pizza

hey it’s happening!

The ground suddenly starts to shake. Two large floor platforms move to reveal a giant robot coming up out of the floor. How rich is this school?? Everyone starts screaming and running past Techno towards the entrance. Techno moves to follow them. 

yo?

stop you need to save them

stop

go back

wait

stop

                save them

stop

̸̰̼̥̐͊̽̈́́́͜͜S̵͉̀̏͘ͅT̴̘͙̉̽̚Ŗ̷͚͍̯̤̜̬̑̍̓Ḁ̶̘̑̕I̶̼̪͙̊Ǵ̸̨͕͉͔͍̼̓̀̇̈͛́͘͜Ḩ̷̼̪̠̩̙̊̇͋̇̽̆̋̕͝Ṯ̸̨̛̥̭̞̱̘̳̂̀͑͝͝ͅ ̶͓̲̦͖̤̬̱̏̒͗͝Ą̵̖͕́̅͠H̴͇̹̻̠̟̤̟̟̓̊̀͒͒̌͛̚͜͝È̶̡̡̝̝̱̱͚͇̔́͂͜͜͝Ä̵̲̝͈͉̥̹̥́͒̂̄͑͊͛͝D̶̢̹̈́̍̎̒͌͛̇̉̒͂
̴̦͊̌̚
̵̡̻͓̀͛̇̐͛̓̏͜͝G̴̦͖̜̟͕̮̮͆̈́͛̑͂͠͝͝Ö̸̧͉̰͕̌͊̈̕͜

̵̨̞͍̣̟͎̦̼͎̰͗̆̍̚͠S̸̢̱͔̼̙̜̍A̴̧̠̯͍̩̩̟̳͑̈̐̓̿̏͑̀͘͝V̵̬͙̱̹͉̲̤͚̖̇̓́̎̿̕ͅĔ̸̛͎͇͓͊̎̅̚ͅͅ ̵̧̤̠̘͚̟̦̤̤͋̈́̆͂͂Ṭ̴̅̐̓̉̒̅̈́̓̽̆Ḣ̶̡̰͉̰̜̦̤̃͐ͅĘ̵͔̆̄̉̄̏́̏͜͝M̴͖̤̣̏̊͑̌͐̑̾͗͝

Techno froze, and turned back around towards the giant green death robot. The more people that run away, the clearer he can hear. A split second later, Techno starts running towards the robot. The close he gets the more he can make out the screams coming from a pile of rubble. With the robot advancing towards him, Techno makes it to the person that’s stuck. Their leg is trapped under the rubble.

”Hey, I’m going to lift the piece that’s pinning your leg. Then crawl out.”

With a nod from the other person, Technoblade lifts up the rubble, allowing the person to crawl out. With the robot less than 20 feet away from them, Techno lifts the person up and throws them over his shoulder. Is that a good way to carry an injured person? Probably not. Should he have asked for consent? Probably. Did he forgo all of those thoughts due to the killer robot that this school should not be letting loose on potential students? Maybe.

”TIME IS UP!”