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tommy making muffins with his big brother techno.

and wilbur, just a dumb 13 y/o decides that he isnt gonna eat any of them because “its not fair that i didnt get to help.” and tommy is crushed bcuz he made them to make wilbur feel better (because he’s had a crappy day or just was in a bad mood).

so tommy cries to phil about it and phil just carries tommy to wilbur and techno’s room and tommy explains through hiccups and cries and wilbur feels awful and eats one and they cuddle and he apologizes.

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“An-And I m-made de-dem for y-yo-you ‘cause you didn’t feel g-good!” Tommy babbles through hiccups. His little chubby hands wave around as he gestures about to emphasize why he was upset.

Wilbur felt his heart drop. His poor little baby brother, he didn’t mean to make him cry.

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c!quackity being heart-broken over his fiancés and c!wilbur coming in like “i wouldnt mind sloppy seconds” (bcuz hes an asshole who believes in sloppy seconds)

and quackity is just so self-loathing he decides to start fucking around with wilbur and then karl & sapnap see him and all his bruises from “love-making” (it isnt really love-making, not like how the three of them used to do it—its just rough fucking like bo tomorrow so they can both stop feeling so shitty for an hour or two.)

theyre upset and quackity’s upset bcuz they left him and he just sobs in front of them, like, “i dont know what you want from me.”

karl and sapnap realize they were shitty to their little duck. ends with fluffy comfort smut and then a cute domestic morning-after.

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Tommy is jealous of Ranboo & Tubbo being married (platonically, of course). He decides that he wants to sabotage their platonic marriage.

“Why would you do that?” Puffy asks during their next therapy session.

Tommy shrugs, pouts, raccoon tail puffing up. “Cuz why can’t i be a plankton marriage with my platonic husband and child?” he grumbles.

puffy giggles, writing down something, and the just tilts her head at him. “why dont you just ask?” she asks.

sputtering, tommy flails his arms around. “because they’ll say no!”

tsking, puffy shakes her head.

“you dont know that.”

“yes i do!!”

“how?”

“how what?”

“how do you know ranboo & tubbo will refuse you joining their marriage?” puffy asks gently, like this whole conversation isnt lighting tommy’s face aflame.

“because i cant be happy. they’ll say no, and then it’ll be awkward, and they probably wont even let me around michael and then shroud will hate me bcuz he cant see his best friend anymore.” tommy rambles, tears brimming in his eyes.

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safe to say that puffy goes to snowchester after that particular therapy session and is like, “go marry that poor boy.”

and then they do.

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Piglet Tommy:

-Obviously this works with the idea that Tech is a piglin & wil is a boar hybrid.

-Piglets love to sunbathe (AKA tommy resting in the sun all curled up, sleepy boi)

-belly rubs time

—>phil giving all his pig boys belly rubs to make them feel better

-piggies also like to build nests!! and they lay with their littermates!! in said nests!!! sib cuddle time

Puppy Tommy:

-u guys know that dog meme where the tiny dog has a big ass stick? yeah that but tommy and ranboo is desperately trying to just take the massive stick from his jaws

-little tongue just stickin out while tommy’s doing something (i.e. sleeping or concentrating on smth)

-puppy dog eyes puppy dog eyes puppy dog eyes puppy do-

-tubbo or wilbur giving tommy a stuffed puppy and toms being like “this is my child now.”

Ferret Tommy:

-smol tommy bby boy yes?

-tommy loves playing tug o’ war with everything from clothes to actual tug toys

—> more than one shirt has been ripped in this game

-thief boy. tommy can and will steal things, shiny or otherwise. he enjoys hiding them

-he plays dead and scares the shit outta his family. but they get used to it, and shroud & michael like to play dead too and just cuddle on top of their mimi

-nests !! again !! :D

Raccoon Tommy:

-he likes cleaning. he likes da clean da food 🥺 bby boy

-tommy, as a raccoon, would refer to his family as his “nursery” which is ad-or-ab-le!!

-screm

-tommy likes making little chittering noises, to find others or make it known that he wants to cuddle 

-he has sensitive hands so he only holds his family’s hands, and he’s sensitive to certain fabrics and shit

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Tommy & Dream are irl brothers. The reason Dream doesn’t want to face reveal is because they almost look like twins, they’re soo fucking similar. They both know that they’re related.

Drista was a fun addition to add, since it was just Tommy talking to his younger sister and having a fun time. When they called Dream’s mom, it was funny because Tommy was referring to her as just “Dream’s Mom” (they had to tell her that no one knew they were related, and had to tell her to NOT refer to them as brothers or Tommy by any of her usual nicknames for her “little boy” multiple times.)

Eventually the others find out. Cute fluff ensues. I think Tommy is on an exchange program, during most of this. Then it’s time for Tommy to go back to America, since he’s been in the UK for the past 2-3 years.

Everyone is soo fuckin confused lmao.

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kidcore!tommy, with bright colors and fun childish patterns and candy bracelets and just,, fun.

he uses it to cope, bcuz he never really got to be a kid, right? so he just wears childish stuff and soft fabrics with bright happy colors. tommy puts stickers on his face, like little hearts or flower stickers on his cheeks like freckles.

tubbo happily compliments his appearance every time he comes over, and ranboo helps him sew cute patches on his jackets or jeans.

maybe a lil conflict:
phil & techno are like, weirded out by it. they say stuff like, “you look like a toddler dressed you,” or, “there’s no reason to have stickers on your face, tommy.”

maybe they try to take his stickers or hide his more “outlandish” clothes.

but tommy just holds his ground and he refuses to change bcuz this style makes him happy and feel safe.

(if you wanted it could also have agere: like tommy adores wearing the childish patterns bcuz it also makes his little self happy. little him adores having the teddy bears or bright soft patches on his jackets. so precious 🥺)

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dreamon!dream and dream is just like, broken while he watches this dreamon destroy his friendships and break tommy. he’s desperately trying to get rid of the dreamon but it’s so much stronger than him.

and then eventually when he gets put in prison, the prison could have like, magical abilities and stops the dreamon from having control

idk i just think its sad :))

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phil is a little, and techno is of course his caregiver.

and phil tried his best to be a very good dad but sometimes he wasn’t the best. techno is not his kid, he’s his bestie and helped phil raise his kids (tommy and wilbur, and then eventually tubbo).

but just like, i just want a oneshot book of phil being little and how the rest of the dsmp reacts to that (assuming tommy & wilbur & tubbo never learned about his regression since he’d probably on regress very rarely and did it after they’d been put to bed.)

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so grian is just. walking around. love that for this healthy lil gremlin.

and then ✨

tommy is found by gree-on and hes injured and tommy just weakly says “please help me.” bcuz grian looks nice and warm

and then hurt/comfort ensues and they get a healthy father son dynamic. fluff

xisuma is a bit. confused. but hes just like “okay im grandpa now” (cuz xisuma is grian dad cuz ? i said so)

mmm big sis cleo and false and stress and hes got those uncles mumbo and iskall and andjwhiwbwk /pos

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tommy’s birthday comes up and hes so excited 🥺

but then tubbo and ranboo make him watch michael becuz they’ve decided to have a date night. and michael is whiny and a bit bratty that day (though with no fault to the toddler).

and tommy just has a breakdown when the two get back home

and then the tenth is spent spoiling tommy rotten bcuz the poor boy desperately needs to be loved and spoiled 🥺🥺🥺 i love him

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One:
Tommy is an alien who was kidnapped by some ppl, but is found by the SBI & Ranboo and Tubbo. no angst after the initial kidnapping, a bit of physical pain and healing, and after Tommy begins to accept the humans. hes just a lil alien boy with his protective human clan (and taking the idea that aliens think humans are extremely protective of their young, tommy is very flustered when he realizes that the humans have deemed him theirs)

Two:
Tommy, Phil, & Techno are aliens, while Wilbur is human. He’s gangly and has a death grip on his beanie—a comfort item. He’s been adopted by the aliens, and I’m thinking this would be a oneshot. So Techno thinks that Wilbur is being weird about his beanie and decides to snatch it to examine the hat and stuff, see what’s so special about it. but wilbur has like a breakdown about it, and it’s just a cute hurt/comfort fic

Three:
An alien! phil, techno, & wilbur au with human tommy but absolutely NO plot. just fluff and comfort

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its with tommy and kristin as sofia and her mom / phil and tech & wil as the king and the twins (i think theyre twins?) (cant remeber their names other than amber and her brother)

SO! sofia’s two friends from the village are boo & tubs, right

and wilbur’s friends are niki & eret

its basically just sofia the first in fanfic version with the names & stuff replaced
the other characters are up to u cuz i cant remebwr anything else

phil & kristin fall in love and their families merge
happy fun times ig

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Wilbur, Techno, Quackity, Sapnap, Dream, & George are all older high school bullies. Primarily, their target is Tommy Innit—a lanky blond in freshman year. But when Tommy tries to kill himself and in his note details the six boys as some of the reasons, everything is called into question.

just a note: TOMMY DOES NOT ACTUALLY DIE. he spends a week in hospital & a week in recovery but then comes bsck to school

but the boys are still being like, looked at weird and being called cruel

so phil, tech & wilbur’s dad decides to unknowingly foster (bcuz tommy is in foster care) tommy, the very boy his sons have been tormenting

wilbur & techno realize that tommy is a sweet lil kid and they feel awful, guilty

y’all can continue this in for there

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idk just
tommy being SO motherly like it’s kinda ridiculous; he bakes and cooks and cleans and is the stereotypical “50’s stay-at-home mom”

especially during THIS arc? like tubbo & ranboo are in the middle of some shit and tommy just takes over the house like “these are my kids and im gonna do all i can for them”

and he doesnt even mention this to tubbo or ranboo—how he’s doing literally all of the wrk. no, of course not.

tommy makes all meals and snacks for the kids, since niki doesnt like him he cant go to her if the kids want cookies or pastries so he has to learn how to make them. i love the idea that tommy sews so im imagining that tommy sews up rips, tears, and even makes the boys (michael & shroud, i’ve not mentioned) clothes all the time

then tubbo and ranboo decide to take the family on a trip for the day and…

they notice that shroud & michael only look toward tommy when they want something. they only ask him for stuff, they ask him to play, to fill their plates during lunch time

and both boo and bo are confused even more bcuz tommy just goes into autopilot—doing everything for the boys, not asking for help or letting them help with the kids bcuz he’s just so in the headspace he’s been putting himself in to take care of the kids with absolutely no help

and then tubbo is like, “why do you keep asking tommy for stuff?” to michael and michael just flat out says:

“mimi doesn’t leave. he’s been helpin lots!”

and boo and bo are like “fuck we’ve been ignoring our kids & platonic husband holy shit 👀👀”

and then like, fluff ensues but tommy is hesitant at first cuz he’s been only relying on himself for months

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tommy is hermit and he is ALSO: mooshroom hybrid

blonde flower cow boy who has like 5 moms and 21 dads *fboy lipbite*

just a few random incorrect quotes i thot i’d share on the matter:

Grian: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.
Tommy: That’s a snake.

Tommy: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Iskall: You're drinking orange juice.

Tommy: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.
Grian: Actually, Tommy, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

Iskall: Tommy, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Tommy: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

Tommy, entering Mumbo's base: Grian did it again.
Mumbo: Peace disturbance?
Tommy: What no-
Mumbo: Arson..?
Tommy: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Mumbo: uh....Attempted murder?
Tommy: NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

Cleo: Ducks are better than rabbits.
Mumbo: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Tommy: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Mumbo: We’re not talking about flavour, Tommy!
Tommy: Flavour counts!
Mumbo: Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?
Grian: You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?
Mumbo: Okay, but-
Grian: NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?
Tommy: Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
Mumbo: BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, TOMMY!
Tommy: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, MUMBO!
Cleo: I- Jesus-

Cleo: *is hugging Tommy*
Mumbo: Hey! It's my turn to hug Tommy!
Mumbo: *grabs Tommy*
Grian: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!
Cleo: No, It's still my turn!
Tommy: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I’m the youngest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
Mumbo: But we need the moral support!
Cleo: And you're small! Which is cute!
Grian: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
Tommy: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.

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Tommy: Xisuma, we're hungry!
Grian: X-eye-zuma! What’s for dinner?
Iskall: We're hungry, Xisuma!
Xisuma, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: *screams*

Phil: Oh god, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Wilbur. They're mad at you.
Wilbur: No, it's Tommy. They're just being gramatically correct!
*meanwhile, in Hermitcraft*
Tommy: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them.
Mumbo: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.
Tommy: I stand by my choice.

Doc: Scar won’t wake up, what do I do?
Tommy: Did you try kicking them?
Doc: Yes.
Tommy: I’m out of ideas.

Tommy, talking about Scar: Is this a friend of yours, Cub?
Cub: Kind of? Not really. They're in my life and there's nothing I can do about it.

Tommy: Wow! Keralis made you cry?
Xisuma, tearing up: Yes, and they said some really mean things that are only partly true.

False: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Cleo: We have three actually-
Tommy: Pick your favorite.

Tommy: Some people are like slinkies.
False: What?
Tommy: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
False:
False: Please don't push Cleo down the stairs.
Tommy, pushing Cleo down the stairs: Too late.
(this is actually one of my favs just cuz i picture tommy being morbidly curious about how much cleo can withstand cuz shes a zombie and cleo is terribly indulgent)

Tommy: Do you cook?
Cleo: I made a cake once.
Stress: Yeah, it was good.
Cleo: Really?
Stress: Don’t make me lie twice, Cleo.

Gemini: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?
Grian: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Gemini:
Gemini: *sobs*
Tommy: You fucking scared them, you idiot.

Grian: Guys, I have a question.
Tommy: kys <3
Grian: I love you too.
Doc: Ah, yes. Siblings.

Tommy: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...
Tommy: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Impulse: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Tango: So did their neck.

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this song was quite literally (/j) made for C!Tommy it’s so 😭😩😭😭😩🥰🥰😀😀 yaknow
https://youtu.be/9sfYpolGCu8

some lyrics as proof:
Opening line: I hate you for what you did, and I miss you like a little kid (in reference to wilbur, phil, techno, maybe?)

“I'll be glad that I made it out and sorry that it all went down like it did” aka in reference to techno as tommy “got out” of exile and was free, but still betrayed techno during doomsday

“And why do you sing with an English accent?” wilbur wilbur iwlebeh hes british iykyk

“You know I'm never gonna let you have it. But I will try to drown you out” dream ref anyone ??? like tommy is still haunted by his bitch ass ✋✋

“I have emotional motion sickness” fun way to spell “trauma but not really because i have multiple supports but after all i’ve gone through its rlly hard to trust them and knowing that, even subconsciously, i annoy most if not all the people in my life makes me wanna die.” trademark tommy danger innit

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Tommy having a stutter and his family being protective over him about it

cuz like:

-Phil seething when he sees an adult interrupt his kid for his stuttering and getting in their face about respect

-Kristin helping tommy with his stutter and always being a shoulder to cry or lean on when he gets frustrated about it

-Wilbur kindly but /firmly/ telling off tommy’s and his friends when they interrupt tommy to like continue a story, tell a joke, guess what hes saying, etc.

-techno ominously standing behind tommy when somebody is making fun of his stutter, cracking his knuckles

TOMMY GIFTS TUBBO & RANBOO WITH THE PRIVILEGE OF SEEING / HELPING HIM PRACTICE:
-he’ll start to say a tongue twister or a simple sentence and ranboo will help him sound it out and take it slow; tubbo is always there as a hype man and cheerleader for tommy’s progress

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tommy is like a low level imp, while sapnap is a fire type demon

v cool, v brothers

tommy is just a lil imp boi w/ his big bro sap who would fill the world with fire and lava for his bby bro