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1. Lovin’ You is Easy ‘Cause You’re Boo-tiful by mallpretzles

   Fandoms: Schitt's Creek  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Oct 2021

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Patrick Brewer/David Rose
   • David Rose (Schitt's Creek)
   • Patrick Brewer
   • Patrick Brewer is a Troll
   • Patrick Brewer is Thirsty
   • Post-Canon
   • Bad Puns
   • Happy Halloween
   • sexting kind of
   • Patrick has the day off
   • Punny Innuendos
   • Implied/Referenced Sex
   • Fluff and Smut

   Summary

   Patrick text trolls David with bad Halloween puns.

   Series

   • Part 1 of Holiday Inspired Fics
   • Part 6 of Texting Fics

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   446

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   28

   Kudos:

   125

   Bookmarks:

   3

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