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1. The Fucking Human’s Fucking Pillow Princess by olly_octopus

   Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Oct 2021

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless
   • Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Nadja (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Colin Robinson
   • where am i. what the fuck is going on
   • Top Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Bottom Nandor the Relentless
   • Light Dom/sub
   • Nandor has a pain kink
   • and a power kink
   • and a general Guillermo kink for that matter
   • First Time
   • Coming Untouched
   • Anal Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • which seems tricky considering the fangs
   • but they manage
   • nadja my good lady wife I love u
   • Anal Fingering
   • Inappropriate Use of Rosaries
   • Sequel to The Slap

   Summary

   “Do you think Guillermo has done something different with his hair recently?”
   Nadja squints at him suspiciously. “How the fuck should I know? What are you getting at here?”
   “I… I don’t know. Does he seem different to you?”
   “Are you trying to fuck the human?”
   “Nadja, don’t be so loud—“
   “Are you trying to fuck the fucking human?!” Nadja slams the book shut and feverishly leans forwards in her seat. “After depriving poor Lazlo of his sweet sweet virgin flesh-“
   “Please do not remind me,”
   “-and then not laying a finger on him for ten years, you are now telling me you’re going to fuck his silly human brains out? Are you fucking kidding me?”
   Nandor puts his head in his hands. “I… not fuck him, I…” Nadja stares at him.
   “You are… wait a fucking fuck…you don’t mean?”

   ***

   Nandor’s thoughts on The Slap and its ensuing consequences.

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