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    “You’re drunk,” Jason says flatly, because that much is painfully obvious.

    “Why, yes, I am, thank you for noticing,” Dick giggles, fluttering his eyelashes at him, and Jason resists the urge to slam the door right in his ridiculously attractive face.

    “You’re drunk,” Jason repeats, left eyebrow twitching in annoyance, “You’re drunk, and you’re at my house, and— and what the fuck are you wearin’, Dickface?”

    “Oh, this,” Dick pushes himself off the door frame with much less grace than usual, swaying on his feet a bit as he twirls in front of Jason, “‘s just a li’l something I put together for Halloween— d’you like it?”

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