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Iida Tenya: Hello fellow classmates. I’ve created this chat to help everyone reach each other easily. This is hopefully used for school and emergency purposes. Please refrain from using unnecessary language.

Midoriya Izuku: hello everyone :)

Uraraka Ochako: Hi Deku :D

Midoriya Izuku: Hi Uraraka :D

Ashido Mina: . . . .

Kaminari Denki: . . . .

Sero Hanta: I feel something bad is about to happen

Kaminari Denki: Is this...

Kaminari Denki: A group chat...

Ashido Mina: I thnk it is brthr

Uraraka Ochako: oh god

1 person is online

Yaoyorozu Momo: I felt summoned.

Yaoyorozu Momo: Kaminari, Ashido please don’t do anything stupid.

Kaminari Denki: Now why would you think we do STUPID things mother

Yaoyorozu Momo: Mother?

Ashido Mina: Ys I agre

Ashido Mina: I fel qite ofended

Iida Tenya: What are you two planning?

Kaminari Denki: Well dad I'm glad you asked

Iida Tenya: Kaminari I am not your father.

Ashido Mina: Kep telng yurslf tht dad

Kaminari Denki: anygays

Kaminari Denki: yalls names are BORING AF

Ashido Mina: Soooooooooo

Sero Hanta: omg yes

Kaminari Denki has changed their name to pikapika

Ashido Mina has changed their name to acidreflex

pikapikahoe has changed Sero’s name to wishspiderman

wishspiderman: bruh

pikapika: Your welcome homie

acidreflex has changed Bakugo Katsuki’s name to TNTIMDYNAMITE

Midoriya Izuku: welp looks like ashido is dead

acidreflex: Nt yt im nt

pikapika has changed Kirishima Eijiro's name to RockHard

wishspiderman: nice

pikapika: B)

wishspiderman: nevermind

pikapika: what can you not handle my coolness 🥺

wishspiderman: perish

acidreflex has changed Jirou Kyoka’s name to HotTopic

HotTopic: not bad ig

acidreflex: yuhhhh

pikapika has changed Yaoyorozu Momo's name to GodIsAWoman

GodIsAWoman: . . .

GodIsAWoman: Thank you, I think.

pikapika: anything for you my lord

GodIsAWoman: ......

pikapika: <3

acidreflex has changed Midoriya Izuku’s name to Cinnamonroll

Cinnamonroll: Why

acidreflex: u r the humn mbodimnt of a cinnamon roll

Cinnamonroll: right….

pikapika has changed Iida Tenya’s name to Gottagofast

Gottagofast: It’s better than I thought it would be so I allow.

pikapika: FATHER HAS GRANTED ME VALIDATION

pikapika: I AM FREEEEE

Gottagofast: I regret my life choices.

GodIsAWoman: Don't we all.

acidreflex has changed Uraraka Ochako's name to Innocentchild

Innocentchild: really

acidreflex: Luv u bae <3

pikapika has changed Tsuyu Asui’s name to KeroBITCH 

Gottagofast: Kaminari, what did I say about profanities?

pikapika: to curse as much as possible

Gottagofast: You know what, I walked myself into that one

pikapika: <3

acidreflex has changed Todoroki Shoto’s name to CEOofDaddyissues

CEOofDaddyissues: I dont know how to feel

acidreflex: dnt wrry u dnt need to

cinnamonroll: lol

pikapika has changed Aoyama Yuga’s name to *:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧

*:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧:Its amazing, just like me

pikapika: ofc, you deserve only the best

acidreflex has changed Rikido Sato's name Sugardaddy

SugarDaddy: Thank you, I hate it

acidreflex: So mean bt yw <3

pikapika has changed Koda Koji’s name to Babyヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ

Babyヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ: thnx <3

pikapika: im glad you like it <3

acidreflex has changed Tokoyami Fumikage’s name to theunltimategoth

theunltimategoth: Revelry in the dark

HotTopic: We get it your emo :l 

pikapika has changed Ojiro Mashiro’s name to Kungfupanda

Kungfupanda: 😐😑😐

pikapika: <3

acidreflex has changed Toru Hagakure’s name to Hideandseekchampian

Hideandseekchampian: Damn right I am

acidreflex: I nly spek truths 

HotTopic: girl what is your spelling

acidreflex: i m hoo i m

HotTopic: omg....

pikapika has changed Shoji Mezo’s name to kingofhugs

kingofhugs: Thank you kaminari ig

pikapika: ofc shawty bae <3

pikapika: why do I feel like we’ve forgotten someone

acidreflex: iida

acidreflex: did u nt ad ******

Cinnamonroll: WAIT

Cinnamonroll: ******

Gottagofast: No, I did not add him. And yes, I’ve censored his name.

Innocentchild: OMG

acidreflex: IIDA I LUV U OMG

Gottagofast: Thank you Ashido.

Gottagofast: Now I recommend you all get ready for class.

pikapikahoe: yes dad

acidreflex: see yall there

Everyone is offline

1 person is online

TNTIMDYNAMITE: IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

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            1A Group Chat

       19 people are online

acidreflex: im a bad bich u cnhuffherui

pikapika: nooooooo bestie

wishspiderman: f in the chat for the fallen soldier

wishspiderman: f

pikapika: f

RockHard: f

HotTopic: f

GodIsAWoman: f

Innocentchild: f

KeroBITCH: f

CEOofDaddyissues: f

Cinnamonroll: f

*:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧:  f

Sugardaddy: f

 Babyヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ: T-T f

theunltimategoth: f

Kungfupanda: f

Hideandseekchampian: f

kingofhugs: f

Gottagofast: . . .

Gottagofast: f

pikapika: YES

kingofhugs: Iida memes confirmed

acidreflex: I TLD U IM A BAD BICH

wishspiderman: SHE LIVES

TNTIMDYNAMITE: FOR NOW....

CEOofDaddyissues: very ominous

KeroBITCH: yes very, kero

HotTopic: did you just type out kero

KeroBITCH: Yea and what about it, kero

acidreflex: Pop of i ges

Cinnamonroll: Y’all

wishspiderman: YALL

Cinnamonroll: DONT YOU DARE

Cinnamonroll: I SWEAR I WILL RAIN HELL FIRE ON ALL OF YOU

wishspiderman: Geez

Cinnamonroll: ANYWAYS

Cinnamonroll: Technically

Cinnamonroll: hear me out

Cinnamonroll: pigeons are city chickens.

Cinnamonroll: Discuss.

TNTIMDYNAMITE has left the chat.

RockHard added TNTIMDYNAMITE to the chat.

TNTIMDYNAMITE: FUCK YOU SHITTY HAIR

KeroBITCH: Midoriya-san how long have you thought about this, kero?

Cinnamonroll: you dont wanna know

KeroBITCH: understandable

*:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧: Ok but mon ami has a point

pikapika: BRO THEY ARE JUST CITY CHICKEN WHTA

acidreflex: BRO U RITE

Gottagofast:  Actually, you’re not correct. Chickens and pigeons are very different in both genetics and body structure. I could tell you how if you would like.

Cinnamonroll: . . .

Cinnamonroll: im good

wishspiderman: dang mido got shut down real quick

Cinnamonroll: (┬┬﹏┬┬)

Cinnamonroll: Iida why do you wound me so

Gottagofast: perish

HotTopic: isdgauykgfuyebgcf

RockHard: HAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

pikapika: Broski did Iida MEME AGAIN

GodIsAWoman: More likely than you think.

Kungfupanda: That was truly magnificent

kingofhugs: yes very

TNTIMDYNAMITE: GO TO BED LOSERS

Gottagofast: Bakugo is right. We have school tomorrow and it would not be ideal to be late.

Cinnamonroll: K night dad

Gottagofast: You guys need to realize I’m not your father.

CEOofDaddyissues: Ya ya whatever helps you sleep at night dad.

Everyone other than iida (cuz im lazy): Night dad!

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Gottagofast: What has my life become

Gottagofast: sigh

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   1 user is online

Cinnamonroll: Hello fellow insomniacs

   4 users are online

CEOofDaddyissues: Hello Midoriya

Cinnamonroll: Hi Todoroki-kun!!

theunltimategoth: Revelry in the dark

pikapika: A yes, the nights of no sleep and all think but tho yet no brain 

Cinnamonroll: That made a lot of sense and no sense at the same time

pikapika: im like that

HotTopic: So what do we talk about

Cinnamonroll: Idk i just cant sleep

CEOofDaddyissues: i have a thought

pikapika: oooo lets hear it

HotTopic: ya what is it

theunltimategoth: I would also like to hear it

CEOofDaddyissues: okokokokokokokokokok

CEOofDaddyissues: so you know that shinsou kid

HotTopic: You mean the kid denki was drooling over during the festival

pikapika: I WAS NIT

pikapika: I WSA IMPRESSED BU HIS SKILSL

theunltimategoth: Keep telling yourself that kaminari

CEOofDaddyissues: anyways so he kind of looks like he’s related to Aizawa-sensei

Cinnamonroll: Todorki-kun no

pikapika: TODORKI!!!!

Cinnamonroll: NO WAIT

Cinnamonroll: I MEANT TODOROKI

theunltimategoth: mmm todorki

Cinnamonroll: *Todoroki-kun no!!

CEOofDaddyissues: Todoroki-kun YES

CEOofDaddyissues: Shinsou is Aizawas’s son

pikapika: OMG YES BUT NO

HotTopic: OMG DENKI YOU LIKE THE TEACHERS SON

Cinnamonroll: Yall dont listen to todoroki-kun

Cinnamonroll: He doesnt know what hes talking about

CEOofDaddyissues: Thats mean

theultimategoth: No but Todoroki has a point

theultimategoth: They look very similar

CEOofDaddyissues: Thank you Tokoyami

CEOofDaddyissues: you’re my only supporter

  Aizawa has forced himself into the chat

HotTopic: what the-

Aizawa: Go to bed

Aizawa: Now

pikapika: yes dad

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Aizawa: Im not your dad

Cinnamonroll: Night dad!

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Aizawa: No stop

theultimategoth: Bye father

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Aizawa: Why

CEOofDaddyissues: see you in class dadzawa

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Aizawa: Dont you ever say that again

HotTopic: To late dad i already have screenshots ready

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Aizawa: why did i want to be a teacher

Aizawa: Oh wait

Aizawa: I didnt

Aizawa: This is why i dont listen to hizashi omg

Aizawa: im going to sleep and never waking up

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4:07 am

Unnamed Chat

1 user has come online

pikapika: I knew something was missing

  pikapika has changed Unnamed Chat to Were all dying here

pikapika: There we go

pikapika: my work here is done

pikapika: bro out

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TNTIMDYNAMITE: PIKACHU WHAT THE HELL

RockHard: Dude why were you still awake

acidreflex: Ya brski i mean th fck wr u dng at 4 n th mrning

Cinnamonroll: ya we dont have to be awake until at least 7

wishspiderman: Bro did you spell We’re as were

pikapika: is it not the same thing

Gottagofast: No Kaminari-san. It is not. Were is a past tense as in you were doing something, and We're is a conjunction of we and are.

pikapika: oh 

pikapika: oops

Gottagofast: Im very concerned about your sleep schedule. Please try to sleep at night. That goes for anyone who was texting last night instead of sleeping and those who stay up doing other things. You all need sleep! Not sleeping isn't good for your health.

keroBITCH: ..., kero

Innocentchild: health smealth

theultimategoth: sleep is for the weak

pikapika: ppffttttt

pikapika:  also listen bro man

pikapika: my quirk doesnt let me sleep a lot

pikapika: it gets all buzzy and shit

pikapika: also i think too much to sleep. also there are to many sounds that are too loud yk. sometimes i do sleep but i dont need much to be charged up for the day 

pikapika: i can just plug into the wall and be fiiinnneee

GodIsAWoman: Kaminari-san if you need help sleeping at night you can always come to us.

Innocentchild: Yeah!!

kingofhugs: Whenever you can’t sleep we can all have a cuddle night in the common room.

Hideandseekchampian: Ya that sound awesome!!

*:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧: Merci that sounds wonderful

pikapika: I like that idea too

pikapika: Thanks guys really. It means a lot.

acidreflex: Ooo Ooo I hv n idea

wishspiderman: oh no she had a thought

acidreflex: o qiet u

acidreflex: nywys, as i ws saing

acidreflex: we shld do 1 tnite

KeroBITCH: oo ya, kero

acidreflex: bt......

KeroBITCH: ???

acidreflex: we trn it nto a mvie nite

RockHard: That sounds awesome!!

Innocentchild: Yeah!!

GodIsAWoman: Ooo I think that is a great idea. It's also a good way to introduce Todoroki to Disney movies.

Cinnamonroll: HESS NEVER SEEN DISNEY MOVIES???

pikapika: HAH?

TNTIMDYNAMITE: @CEOofDaddyissues WHAT DO THEY MEAN YOUVE NEVER SEEN A DISNEY MOVIE

CEOofDaddyissues: I dont now what the fuss is about.

theultimategoth: Disney is every gay gremlin’s childhood.

CEOofDaddyissues: My father didn’t see the need for entertainment when I was a child.

Cinnamonroll: . . .

Gottagofast: Midoriya remember murder is illegal

GodIsAWoman: Yes, no murder, we're training to be hero's.

Gottagofast: If you get caught.

GodIsAWoman: . . .

Cinnamonroll:  He will not be breathing tomorrow

TNTIMDYINAMITE: NO NERD

Cinnamonroll: OH COME ON KACCHAN HE DESERVES IT

Babyヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ: (ｏ ‵-′)ノ”(ノ﹏<。)

Babyヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ: he needs to be beat

Cinnamonroll: SEE KACCHAN EVEN KODA GETS IT

CEOofDaddyissues: There will be no need for violence so Iida you can put away the weapons

Gottagofast: Damn it

pikapika: what the

acidreflex: did i see that shit right

wishspiderman: 👁👄👁 --👄-- 👁👄👁

RockHard: What the fuck

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Aizawa: No murder

Aizawa: And dont ever speak of this again

Aizawa: You kids give me grey hairs

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KeroBITCH: oop, kero

Sugardaddy: Um so we should probably get to class right

kingofhugs: Ya probably

HotTopic: Bitches im already in class

HotTopic: Im having a nice conversation with present mic

Gottagofast: Yes, everyone get to class. I heard a big announcement will be made today. It wouldn't be ideal to miss the announcement!

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Damn its quiet

Writing these kids is going to be the end of me

1 user is online

What the

*:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧: Why hello there author

AOYAMA STOP BREAKING THE FORTH WALL

*:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧: And why would i do that

 BECAUSE YOUR GOING TO GET CAUGHT

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pikapika: Aoyama who are you talking to

pikapika: shouldn’t you be coming to class

*:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧: sorry i was talking to a friend I’ll be right there

pikapika: kk :D

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Phew that was close

Now Aoyama go to class

*:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧: oh fine. Also i noticed you projecting on Kaminari aye

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I CAN DELETE YOU

I WILL

DONT YOU IGNORE ME

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WHAT DID I JUST SAY

UGH

SPARKLY BITCH

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  Dad isn’t one to keep things from me.

  I always know the plans that Aizawa makes for his class or any new cases because, believe it or not, he’s not very good with secrets. Hell, I sometimes even help him on some of his investigations. Yet here I am, walking to class 1A’s room, no idea what Dad has in store for his class nor myself. Its honestly kind of scary.

  Am I being expelled?

  No there would be a whole fit if I was.

  Did something happen to Papa?

  No, I wouldn’t be going to their class about that.

  What could it be?

  “Hello Hitoshi.” A voice called from behind me. I turned around and saw Tenya walking towards me.

  “Hey Tenya.” I greeted back with a lazy wave.

  “What are you doing in the 1A hall? Shouldn’t you be getting to class?” He asked with a puzzled face.

  “Eh, my teacher told me Dad needed me in your classroom. Any idea why?” I rub at the back of my neck, a habit I started when I get anxious.

  “None. He has this announcement for the class and didn’t even tell me.” Weird.

   “Hm. Oh well, I guess it’s a mystery.” I said shaking my head. As we both continue walking to Tenya’s classroom.

   “Not for much longer it’s not.” Tenya said, turning to face the door. As he opened the door, we soon realized he was the last one to get to class.

    “Finally, class prez. We were waiting for you.” A kid with black hair and tape elbows called looking up from his spot on a pink haired, and skinned, girls desk. He was surrounded by a group of other kids all looking to be in a conversation.

    “Yeah, it’s weird you’re usually the first one here.” A girl with brown hair exclaimed looking up from her book. I felt a little bit of recognition, guessing she must be Ochako.

     “Sorry, I had run into a problem on the way here. I’ll make sure to keep better track of time.” Tenya bowed slightly, then walked to his desk where he sat down and began to pull out his note taking supplies to be ready for classes.

   “Hey, you're Shinsou, right?” I looked over to see a blonde boy with a black streak in his hair and shiny, golden eyes next to me. The name hit me like a truck. Denki Kaminari. The most sunshiny, adorable, hyperactive person I have ever met.

    “Uh, yeah. You’re Kaminari, correct?” I asked rubbing the back of my neck once again. Oh, why did I have to be so bad at conversations. Get it together Hitoshi!

    “Yes, I am!” The blonde boy replied beaming up at me. It made me wonder how a person could smile so big. Does his face not hurt? “So, what brought you to the classroom of the infamous class 1A, pretty boy?”

     “Uh.” Pretty boy?! Shit, I was not made for this kind of situation! What should I say next?! Think, think, THINK!!! I DIDNT PLAN TO BE CALLED THAT!! WHAT DO I SAY NEXT!! “Um.”

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SERIOUSLY HITOSHI THAT’S ALL YOU CAN SAY?

     “His teacher said to come here. Aizawa-sensei must need him for something.” Tenya, that angel, explained. I make a silent promise to do whatever that man needs for the rest of his life.

     “What do you think he needs him for?” Midoriya, one of the only other people I knew, asked. He seemed to have been writing something down, as usual. He was rarely ever seen without his faced shoved in a notebook.

     “Maybe he’s training with us.” A girl with long black hair says. What was her name again? Mamo? Moma? Mami? Wait no that’s just me thinking of Madoka Magica.

       "Maybe he’s switching him with one of us. Like a transfer of sorts.” Everyone looked over to one of the desks that held a boy with purple balls on his head. Shinsou knew that kid, everyone did. He’s the perv of the school. Mineta, the kid who somehow got into 1A, yet Shinsou couldn’t.

      It was a mystery to everyone on how he got into 1A. His quirk isn’t that helpful, and he’s not very good at hand-to-hand combat, so that’s a flaw. He’s also known as a huge crybaby. Like worse than Midoriya. Also, there’s a really big question all over the school, why hasn’t he been expelled yet? The kid is a creep who can’t keep his hands to himself. Dad has always complained how he can’t really expel him yet and how much he wants to just kick him out of the school. Like literally kick him.

      “I HOPE HE KICKS YOU OUT, YOU GRAPE HEADED PERV!” Ah yes, the explosive one. I never really took the time to remember his name. Not that I care.

     “Well, maybe he’s finally expelling you for being so much like a villain.” The grape said with a smug grin. This caused many students to yell at him.

      “Hey that’s not manly dude!” A red-haired boy said. Oh yeah, the one obsessed with being manly.

     “Yeah, Kacchan’s not a villain!” Midoriya exclaimed, crossing his arms.

      “Yeah!” There were many more agreements and arguments that came at the little boy, for which I truly didn’t care.

     I looked over to, I’m guessing his name is Kacchan, and saw his face. An expression that I know way too well. On the very outside there’s that ‘I don’t care what you say, doesn’t bother me’ look, but deep down in it, if you look hard enough, you can see the hurt and sadness in his eyes, and the way he tenses his jaw just slightly. Honestly, I feel bad for him. I know what it feels like to be perceived as the villain. Though Kacchan might be loud and tell people to die, I was quick to realize that was his way of dealing with, and pushing away, feelings or emotions. It might not make sense to others how I knew this, but I did. Because I did it too. I always put up walls and barriers in life. Act as if I don’t care. I don’t usually let people get close because then I’d get attached and think of them as, I don’t know, a friend, but then they’d leave or hurt me somehow. So, I put up barriers so my heart wouldn’t feel that same pain of it breaking, shattering into a million pieces over and over again.

    Though there was an exception. That exception was Tenya Iida, of course. He always made me feel welcome and happy. I remember how Tenya used to follow me around during middle school like a puppy. Always checking up on me, wanting to eat lunch with me, doing all the class projects with me, everything with me. Though I will never say it out loud, I liked it. I had a friend I could trust and who wouldn’t abandon me. Someone I felt comfortable talking to and sharing feelings with. It was nice, and it still is. Even though Tenya has stopped being like a little puppy and following me around, we still have our connection.

   I hope Kacchan has someone like that.

   “GUYS, LET’S ALL CALM DOWN! THERES NO POINT IN FIGHTING!” I was startled back into reality to see Kaminari on top of a desk. He started to get down off the desk and many people in the class murmured agreements

   “Why thank you Kaminari, that saved me the extra trouble of calming them down.” I jumped back, once again, as dad walked into the room. Everyone quickly ran to their desks.

   “I’m sorry for letting it get out of control sir!” Of course, Tenya’s apologizing when he did nothing wrong. He always does.

    “It’s not your fault Iida, so don’t worry.” Aizawa stood behind his desk looking over his students as Tenya sat back down. “I have a big announcement to make. This was decided by not only me, but your other teachers and Nedzu himself. We believe this is for the best and will help the class.” I could see the entire class practically shaking at this point, and I would be too if he wasn’t used to my dad’s stare and way of teasing.

   “What does Shinsou have to do with the announcement, sir?” That is a good question. Why am I here?

   “I’m glad you asked Ashido.” Ashido, I’ll forget that later, but nice to know.  “Today one of you will be leaving our classroom. Permanently.” Gasps were heard everywhere. “And they will be replaced by Hitoshi Shinsou.” Dad gestured with his hand for me to join him up front, forcing me to move from my awkward spot by the door. “The school board and I see much more potential in him than we do this particular student.” I didn’t know how to feel, so many emotions were swirling in my head at that moment. Me, in the hero course. But one of them would have to leave. Who? “So Mineta, may you please join Nedzu in his office.”

   “Wait, WHAT?!?!” So many people had that same reaction at once. Some were disbelief, some surprised, most were happy. Yet one particular student had other thoughts.

    “Why am I the one you chose to kick out? I have more potential than others in my opinion!” He said putting his hands in the air. The silence that came after was deafening. 

    “Mineta, it does not matter what you think we have many complaints about you making your fellow classmate quite uncomfortable .” Aizawa said “We have proof of you being inappropriate to many female students, saying several offensive things to others, and overall, not being very ‘heroic’.” Dad explained crossing his arms. “Now I’m not asking I’m telling. Go. To. The. Office!” He said activating his quirk to seem intimidating, and he was, so much Mineta almost ran out of the room. I mean good riddance, I guess. Wait. That means, I’m in 1A now.

    “Welcome to 1A Shinsou. It is nice to have you.” Tenya said as he bowed in front of his desk.

    “WELCOME SHINSOU!” The class was loud but I barely heard them. I’m in the hero course. The hero course?!?!

    “Um.” Ugh, its times like these I don’t want to be an introvert. “Thank you for welcoming me into your class. I just want to let it be known that I’m not here to make friends.” I said quickly bowing back. I stood back up to see confused and sad faces. I ignored them and sat down in the chair Mineta had just left, thank God dad had Clorox on his desk to clean it with.

    The lesson went so fast for me. Words flying everywhere. The bell rang and we started to get ready to leave when I felt a tap on my shoulder. I looked up to see Tenya and I were the only ones left in the classroom, save for my dad of course.

    “Would you like to walk together, Shinsou.” Tenya asked.

     “Sure, but what’s with the formal talk. You know you don’t have to use my last name, right?” I asked, picking up my bag and slinging it across my shoulder.

    “Well, you did state you didn’t want any friends, and I would hate to overstep. Walking will be fine with you, just as classmates, right?” He asked with a smirk. Damn he knows how to get to me.

     “You don’t have to tease me Iida.” It’s funny watching his classmates think he’s this goody-two-shoes who’s nice to everyone. It’s like a whole other personality. Because the real Tenya is an absolute prick.

     “Well Hitoshi, you were kind of setting yourself up for it.” And there goes dad with the ‘helping Tenya be mean’ shit.

      “No, you guys are just bullies.” I turned and started for the door, Tenya right beside me.

      “I think it would be good for you to make some friends. Why do you have to be such buzzkill with everything.” Buzzkill?! I am not buzzkill!

     “I think the buzzkill one is you. Literally everyone thinks you’re a goody two shoes who’s never done anything fun in his life.” I cross my arms.

     “Ok, you’re not a buzzkill, but make friends. It would be good for you. I get you want to focus on hero stuff- “

     “Exactly! I finally got into the hero course. I need no distractions. Including extra people to deal with.” I looked at him knowing he’ll understand where I’m coming from. He has too! I’m not crazy for wanting alone time to study and focus on work!

     “Ok, ok. I’ll stop pestering.” We finally got to our next class, and again, were the last ones there.

     “Thanks Lunch Rush.” I’m honestly tired at this point. And it’s only lunch! Classes are just hard for the hero course. Though I may be tired, I love it. I love every second of it. And I can’t wait to do more.

      I looked over to see 3 tables in the dining hall that had 1A students. 1 has Midoriya, the kid who looks like a peppermint, the frog girl, the brown-haired strong girl, and Tenya.

     The 2^nd one has Bakugo (I learned his name after he was yelled at several times during the few classes they’ve had so far), the one with tape elbows, the ‘manly’ one, Ashido (yes I remembered her name), the one with ear jacks, and Kaminari.

     And the last has the girl I can’t get the name right for, the bird one, the one with many arms, the quiet and sweet one, Ojiro, the sparkly one, the invisible girl, and the one who is great at baking.

   “Hey Shinsou, come sit with us.” I look over to see Midoriya waving me over. I was honestly going to eat in the bathroom, but I guess I can sit with them. At least Tenya’s over there.

   “No, sit over here.” I turn, once again, to see tape elbows waving me to their table. Well, here’s a problem I’ve never faced before.

    “Shhhh, Sero. We’re adopting him to the dekusquad. Find someone else.” The strong one said. What is a ‘dekusquad’?

     “DONT TELL MY IDIOT TO SH!” What is happening?

      “Well tell your ‘idiot’ to back off!” Are they going to really fight over where I’m going to sit?

      “NO, HE’S NOT PART OF YOUR GROUP! HE’S OPEN GAME!” The answer is yes. Yes, they are.

      “WELL, HES GOING TO BE!” I franticly look between the tables trying to think of what to do when I feel a tap on my shoulder.

       “Oh, hello Kaminari.” I rub the back of my neck as I look down at the short blond. He didn’t seem to have a tray, so I assumed he was going to ask me to sit at their table.

      “Hey. I saw you were-” “SHUT UP NERD” “NO KACCHAN YOU SHUT UP” “WHAT DID YOU SAY” “looking for a place to sit.” he finished with a chuckle. The situation was kind of funny.

     “Yeah, it’s just really loud you know.” I said, and it was true. The whole room was way too loud.

     “I get that. Here,” He looked around “follow me.” He said it barely above a whisper, so I was lucky to have heard it before he took my hand at started to speed walk out of the dining hall.

    I tried to keep up as well as I could. But let’s just say I’m not a fast walker, no matter what the gay stereotype says.

    “Um, where exactly are we going?” I asked. He suddenly stopped and looked back at me sheepishly.

    “Sorry I forgot to explain.” He rubbed the back of his neck. “I was going to bring you to the roof for lunch since the dining hall was too loud.”

    “How’d you get a key to the roof?” The school has lots of security, including locks on almost every door. It was surprising that he just had a key to the roof.

    “Promise not to laugh or make fun of me?” He looked at me clearly nervous. I nod and he clears his throat. “I get, well, over sensitive to loud sounds sometimes, and the dining hall gets a little too much. So, I go there for, you know, peace and quiet. So, I asked Mic if I could have a key.” Oh, wasn’t expecting that.

    “That’s fine. Honestly sounds smart.”

     “Don’t give me too much credit.” He turned and started to walk again. I shifted my tray to both of my hands, it being in one when he took my other, and came to stand next to him.

     “I think your plenty smart.” I looked at him and saw him fidgeting with his hands when it hit me. “Where’s your food?”

     “Oh, I already ate.” He quickly avoided eye contact, but I didn’t question his lie. It was obviously a touchy subject. We walked the rest of the way in silence. Soon we got to the roof and as he opened the door a gust of wind hit my face. I looked out to see the best view I’ve ever seen. The sun was shining down on the roof and you could see every building, and the way the sun reflected off the building just *mwah*. It was amazing. The best part were the autumn/winter leaves floating through the air and landing on the roof.

    “Amazing isn’t it.” I look over to see Denki standing at the railing looking over the city. His hair slightly floated with the wind as if the gods knew how to make him look even more ethereal. The sun hit him just right and made him look as if he were glowing, a few leaves blew around him and I almost died on the spot. He looked back at me with that big smile and my cheeks burned and I could only assume they were red, which brought me to a sudden realization.

   I have a huge crush on Denki Kaminari.

   I mean yes, I’ve realized he was cute and stuff, but I tried to think of it more as an appreciation for good looks. Look, I’ve never really had a crush before. I have been in a relationship, but that was just to try things out, see if a relationship would solve our problems. Spoiler alert: it did not.

  But looking at Kaminari now, feeling these emotions, I realize I have feelings for him. I like him.

    This wasn’t part of the ‘get through the hero course alive’ plan

     A leaf blew next to my face, and I realized Kaminari was looking right at me. I grab the leaf and look at it closely. The leaf was mainly a bright yellow with some brown mixed in, it also had a black line across the top. Curse the universe by making it look like Kaminari as a leaf.

   “I like to think of them as the worlds secrets.” I looked over to see he had a leaf as well. “They fall off the tree after hanging on for a while and are passed around the world, sometimes they stay in the same area, dying where it was born, but sometimes they go to far off places, seeing the world and having people experience it as well. Like secrets. Sometimes they stay with the same person who created it, but sometimes they pass from person to person, till the whole world sees it.” He looked back at me and smiled softly.

  “Yeah.” I reciprocated the soft smile and set down my tray as I walked to stand next to Kaminari. “Won’t your friends notice you’re gone?”

  “They know I come up here sometimes. I actually only got the key after forcing Kiri to go with me to Present Mic about it.” He followed the statement with a soft chuckle.

   “Hm.” Was my only reply.

   After some more small talk we kind of just stood there in silence. It was nice. Eventually the bell rang, and I had to grab my forgotten tray, but for some reason I didn’t feel hungry. We ended up being early to class somehow and getting to talk a little. When everyone else came in they barely noticed Kaminari and I were early.

    Classes flew by fast, and training gave me a real backache, and night came fast. I didn’t have a dorm yet, so I had to go to my house for the night. We had dinner and got ready for bed, you know, the usual. I packed a lot of stuff I had so I could bring it to the dorms when they had Mineta’s all cleaned out. Eri did ask a few questions about being in 1A during dinner, but they were easy to answer. When I lay down in my bed I thought about my interaction with Kaminari.

 Maybe making friends should be added to the plan.

AND AS SHINSOU FELL INTO A DEEP SLUMBER, A CERTAIN BLUE HAIRED BOY WITH GLASSES INITIATED PART OF HIS PLAN.

           Were all dying here

       1 user has come online

      Gottagofast has added Shinsou Hitoshi to the chat.

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              The roads are all gay.

     3 users have come online.

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: yall i

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: He was so

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: ihdiuwepdhedahhhhhhhh

STOPBITCH: Bro you good?

KEEPGOINGDUMBASS: No kiri, their gay for a man of no friends

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: GUYS LIKE AT WE LUNCH AND TALKED AHHHHHHH

STOPBITCH: Bro you wrote that so wrong.

KEEPGOINGDUMBASS: YALL TALKED

KEEPGOINGDUMBASS: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: TODAY AT LUNCH WHEN I LEFT

STOPBITCH: YOU LEFT? WHEN?

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: WHEN YALL STARTED FIGHTING DUH

STOPBITCH: I THOUGHT ONLY SHINSOU LEFT

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: NO I DID TOO

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: KEEP UP DAMN

KEEPGOINGDUMBASS: WHY ARE WE STIIL YELLING

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: BECAUSE IM GAY PANICKING DUH

STOPBITCH: LETS JUST CALM DOWN OK

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: I AM CALM

KEEPGOINGDUMBASS: YA RIGHT

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?

KEEPGOINGDUMBASS: I AINT CALLING YOU A TRUTHER

STOPBITCH: GUYS CLAM DOWN

STOPBITCH: NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR A PANICED DRAKE AND JOSH REFERENCE!!

STOPBITCH: Denki

STOPBITCH: Broski

STOPBITCH: My main bro

STOPBITCH: What did you talk about that caused a gay panic?

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: Kiri

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: Bro

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: My future best man

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: We were talking about my thought on how leaves are natures secrets. then he agreed and stared at me with those amazing amethyst eyes.

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: Ughghghghg ive got it bad huh

STOPBITCH: You said he had amethyst eyes...

STOPBITCH: Yes you have it bad

KEEPGOINGDUMBASS: his purple orbs 🥺

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: kys

KEEPGOINGDUMBASS: Youve had it bad since the festival

STOPBITCH: oop-

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: SHUT UP

STOPBITCH: Hes right denks

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: Oh quiet neither of you can talk

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: Mido youve had it bad since that battle with todoroki

KEEOGOINGDUMBASS: well, ya but that’s different

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: And kiris had it bad since middle school it seems

STOPBITCH: OK WE STILL DONT HAVE PROOF IT WAS HIM

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: Still

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: yall are just as bad

KEEPGOINGDUMBASS: yeah yeah none of us should be giving out advice we get it.

STOPBITCH: ya

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: Hes just so ahhhhhhh

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: You know

KEEPGOINGDUMBASS: yes, we know

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: Ugh he just keeps getting better

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: Like hes hot and all

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: but hes also thoughtful and listens

STOPBITCH: really?

STOPBITCH: from what ive seen he doesnt seem like the type to sit and carefully listen

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: Ik but he did.

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: I understand he doesnt want friends so i wont push much

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: But in that moment i felt

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: Idk

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: a connection

KEEPGOINGDUMBASS: damn

STOPBITCH: yall want to drink hot cocoa, watch banana fish, and cry our eyes out in my room?

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: very much

KEEPGOINGDUMBASS: I’ll bring my squishmallows

3 minutes later

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: Im on my way whores

10 minutes later

STOPBITCH: STOP BANGING ON MY DOOR DAMN IM COMING

KEEPGOINGDUMBASS: WELL I CANT OPEN THE DOOR CUZ YOU LOCKED IT

            MEANWHILE..........

                  Were all dying here

         1 user has come online

acidreflex: nd I sd “SCK MY BALS BICH”

wishspiderman: Bro you dont have balls

acidreflex: Sht ur up

Shinsou Hitoshi: What is this

Innocentchild: Why hello Shinsou-san!

Shinsou Hitoshi: Um hi

GodIsAWoman: Hello Shinsou. This is the class 1A group chat.

Shinsou Hitoshi: ok

Shinsou Hitoshi: Whats with the weird names

Sugardaddy: Kaminari and Ashido did them

Shinsou Hitoshi: Cool I guess

Babyヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ:  hi..ヾ(•ω•`)o

Shinsou Hitoshi: Im so confused rn

KeroBITCH: Why dont we put our names and pronouns so you know who is who, kero.

Shinsou Hitoshi: Uh sure

GodIsAWoman: I’ll start

GodIsAWoman: Hello, I’m Momo Yaoyorozu! My pronouns are she/her 😁

KeroBITCH: I’m Tsuyu Asui, just call me tsu. My pronouns are she/they, kero.

Shinsou Hitoshi: Why the kero, we’re texting.

KeroBITCH: Cuz I can KERO

Shinsou Hitoshi: Ok then

acidreflex: Im ashido mina nd my prnns r she/zim. if u need to knw hw to use thm ill be hppy to tll u

Shinsou Hitoshi: *And *Pronouns *Are *Know *How * Them *Happy *Tell *You

acidreflex: u knw wht u cn sck my blls

Shinsou Hitoshi: No thanks Im gay 

wishspiderman: once again you dont have balls

acidreflex: litrlly sht th up fck ugh

wishspiderman: lol

wishspiderman: Anyways im Sero and i use they/them :)

HotTopic: I’m Jiro, they/she

CEOofDaddyissues: Im Shoto Todoroki, He/Him are my pronouns.

*:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧ : Yuga Aoyama They/She/He mon ami

Sugardaddy: I’m Rikido He/him

Shinsou Hitoshi: Your the one who bakes really well right

Sugardaddy: Correct

Shinsou Hitoshi: Cool

Babyヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ: im koda.. i use he/they.. (。・∀・)ノ

Kungfupanda: Im Ojiro and i use he/him

theunltimategoth: I am Tokoyami. I use they/xe pronouns and Dark Shadow uses She/her

Shinsou Hitoshi: The shadow thing has a gender?

HotTopic: Dark shadow is above gender.

theunltimategoth: YES IA AM!!

theunltimategoth: ALSO HELLO SHINSSAADJ

Shinso Hitoshi: Ummm

theunltimategoth: Sorry Dark shadow sometimes does that.

Shinsou Hitoshi: Its fine

Hideandseekchampian: Im Toru. She/her are my pronouns <3

kingofhugs: Im shoji, they/he

TNTIMDYNAMITE: HAS ANYONE SEEN SHITTY HAIR?

Shinsou Hitoshi: Um I’m guessing that’s Bakugo

TNTIMDYNAMITE: YA AND WHAT ABOUT IT EYE BAGS

acidreflex: Clm dwn boom boom boi

acidreflex: I hvnt sn kiri

TNTIMDYNAMITE: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME RACOON EYES

wishspiderman: me neither, sorry blasty

TNTINDYNAMITE: YOU WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE SOY SAUCE

HotTopic: Hm I haven’t either

HotTopic: also, dont forget to tell your name and pronouns

TNTIMDYNAMITE: BAKUGO AND HE/HIM DONT FORGET IT TROLL DOLL

Shinsou Hitoshi: Got it

Innocentchild: Has anyone seen Deku

Innocentchild:  Oh, and Ochako Uraraka She/Her 😊

CEOofDaddyissues: Do you think they are hanging out.

Shinsou Hitoshi: Tenya is also not here

Innocentchild: Tenya?!?!

Shinsou Hitoshi: Dont ask

Innocentchild: what if I do

Innocentchild: Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Shinsou Hitoshi: I already hate this

Shinsou Hitoshi: @Gottagofast

Shinsou Hitoshi: Your the one who added me here

Shinsou Hitoshi: Get your door looking ass online

acidreflex: DOR LOKNG ASSAERDSDFRE

wishspiderman: BAHAHHHHAHAHAHHA

       1 user has come online

Gottagofast: Oh, why hello Shinsou. It seems you got to know some of your new classmates! Im Tenya Iida and I use He/Him pronouns.

Shinsou Hitoshi: Dont act innocent you human embodiment of Lightning McQueen

HotTopic: LIgHtning McQEEN?!

Gottagofast: Whatever could you mean?

GodIsAWoman: What is happening?

Kungfupanda: I dont think anyone knows

Hideandseekchampian: I do!!

Hideandseekchampian: Iida and Shinsou are already friends, somehow, and Iida is pretending not to be because of shinsou saying he doesnt want friends!

Shinsou Hitoshi: How in the fuck

Hideandseekchampian: I know all

kingofhugs: You can’t possibly know all.

Hideandseekchampian:  A L L

        1 user has gone offline

Shinsou Hitoshi: What the fuck

*:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧ : You heard her

*:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧ : A L L

       1 user has gone offline

KeroBITCH: That was strange, kero

Sugardaddy: very

     3 users have come online

pikapika: WHOS BLOWING UP MY PHINE

RockHard: *Phone

pikapika: YOU BITVH

pikapika: I TRUSTED YUO

RockHard: I’m sorry bro but I had too

Cinnamonroll: Kiri what did you do to make him cry hharder

Cinnamonroll: Nnow Im cryigg harderd

RockHard: Oops

acidreflex: Whoa whoa whoa

wishspiderman: Kamis crying

acidreflex: wh do we need to kll

TNTINMYNAMITE: ILL BLAST SOME SENSE INTO THEIR SKULLS

RockHard: No one needs to die\

RockHard: We were just watching banana fish

pikapika: LOVE IS DEASD LIFe IS MEANINGLESS

theultimategoth: finnally someone understands what ive been preaching

Cinnamonroll: Im dyinhg

RockHard: BAHAHHHAAAHAH

Innocentchild: What happened?

Cinnamonroll: KAmi Juhs Felll ooff tha bed

RockHard: And said “I blame Aphrodite. Fuck YOu love”

Kungfupanda: PFFFTTT

kingofhugs: oof

pikapika: Aphrodite is just pissed i pull more bitches than her

pikapika: and dont you oof me

Shinsou Hitoshi: This class is a nightmare

Cinnamonroll: HUH SHINSOU

RockHard: Sup shinbro

Shinsou Hitoshi: Um hi

pikapika: Fuck you Aphrodite

Shinsou Hitoshi: Um

Shinsou Hitoshi: 1. who is that

Shinsou Hitoshi: 2. What does she have to do with me being here?

Cinnamonroll: Aphrodite is the Greek goddess of love and beauty

Cinnamonroll: And she was mentioned because kami thinsidguyqfhuebqfuob

RockHard: New fear unlocked

RockHard: Denks Strength

pikapika: Ignore the\am Shinobu

Shinsou Hitoshi: The bitch from Demon Slayer?

pikapika: SOrry Iaspels yous namr erong

RockHard: He’s currently restraining Midobro so he cant type well

        2 users have gone offline

RockHard: Also here’s our stuff

RockHard: I’m Kirishima He/Him

RockHard: pikapika is Kaminari he uses they/he

RockHard: Cinnamonroll is Midoriya He/it

RockHard:  I gotta make sure Kami doesnt strangle midobro

RockHard: Peace!

        1 user has gone offline

Shinsou Hitoshi: Um ok

Shinsou Hitoshi: Names shinsou and he/him ig 

acidreflex: Yo u stll hv a borng ncknm

Shinsou HItoshi: What

       acidreflex changed Shisou Hitoshi’s name to Sleepismybitch

Sleepismybitch: Im going to bed

Gottagofast: That’s a good idea. Everyone should get some sleep.

All (cuz im still lazy): Night!

       All users are offline

I look at my phone as I closed out the group chat. They were nightmares. Truly menaces. Mostly Tenya though. I swear I’m going to kill him. They were so weird, with their nicknames and ways of interacting. They literally woke me up with the constant dinging of my phone. AND IM A HARD SLEEPER! Honestly, I don’t know how I’m going to survive in this class.

 But at the same time.

  As I drifted off to sleep once again.

  I felt a little part of me feel....

 ....I dont know

  Excited.

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      Were all dying here

Cinnamonroll: I just realized...

Cinnamonroll: I have no hoes

TNTIMDYNAMITE: WHAT?!

Innocentchild: That was random

acidreflex: pr mdriya

acidreflex: He hs no hoes

Cinnamonroll: oops wrong chat

pikapika: Imagine having no hoes

RockHard: pfft

Cinnamonroll: Kami

Cinnamonroll: you have no hoes either

acidreflex: oop

HotTopic: EXPOSED 

Gottagofast: Midoriya this is not an appropriate conversation.

Sleepismybitch: Shush tenya

Sleepismybitch: I want to see where this goes

pikapika: No one needs to know that

Cinnamonroll: Too bad

Cinnamonroll: im telling everyone

KeroBITCH: This is a strange convo, kero

acidreflex: OOOO mido s tllng on u kami...

TNTIMDYNAMITE: WHAT ARE YOU FIVE

acidreflex: mntlly ys

pikapika: HOW DARE YOU MIDO

pikapika: THIS IS BETRAYAL

wishspiderman: oop-

wishspiderman: theys mad

Cinnamonroll: Im sorry but you cant lie to the poor people

pikapika: IDC

pikapika: THEY DIDNT NEED TO KNOW

pikapika: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE

pikapika: IM NOT STAYING WITH A MAN WHOS BETRAYED MY TRUST

acidreflex: wht th-

Cinnamonroll: NO

Cinnamonroll: WAIT

TNTIMDYNAMITE: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

CEOofDaddyissues: They were married?

Kingofhugs: Guess so

pikapika: ITS TOO LATE

Cinnamonroll: I WONT TELL I PROMISE

Theultimategoth: What a mad bouquet of darkness

pikapika: Ive signed the papers already

Cinnamonroll: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

acidreflex: oop pr Mido

Cinnamonroll: IM TAKING THE KIDS THEN

wishspiderman: YaLl HaVe KiDs

pikapika: NO

wishspiderman: so yall dont have kids

GodIsAWoman: No, I think he’s saying Midoriya won’t take the kids.

Cinnamonroll: AND THE CAT

Gottagofast: Yall have a cat in the dorms?

Gottagofast: Please get it out of the dorms! Pets are not allowed! (Unless you are koda who has permission.) 

Babyヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ: mhm..(∪.∪ )

Sleepismybitch: NO BRING IT TO ME!

pikapika: IM TAKING THE KIDS

Cinnamonroll: I GET THEM

Innocentchild: Why are yall fighting over kids

Innocentchild: just share them

Sugardaddy: I dont think that would end well

Cinnamonroll: THERE MINE

Cinnamonroll: GRRRRRRRR

Hideandseekchampian: DID IT JUST

HotTopic: PFFFFTTTT

pikapika: FINE THEN I GET THE WORMS

Kungfupanda: worms!?!

Cinnamonroll: FINE THEN

pikapika: TAKE THE KIDS I DONT CARE

Sugardaddy: Anyone want some popcorn

Hideandseekchampian: Yes please!

acidreflex: OFC

Innocentchild: The rest of the dekusquad says yes

Innocentchild: Minus deku ofc

Cinnamonroll: THE KIDS DONT LIKE YOU ANYWAYS

 *:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧: oop-

acidreflex: hy thts my thng!

pikapika: THAT IS FALSE

pikapika: THEY LOVE ME

RockHard: you sure 🤨

KeroBITCH: psbdhwioeqdedeokero

Cinnamonroll: THEY HATTTTTEEEE YOUUUU

wishspiderman: Damn he angy

pikapika: NO THEY DO NOOOOOOOTTTT

Gottagofast: Just so yall know he did scream that out loud.

CEOofDaddyissues: That was teh funnyiest shit ive ever heard

pikapika: IM DONE WITH THIS FIGHT

pikapika: WERE OVER

Kungfupanda: finnaly

Innocentchild: lmao

Cinnamonroll: FINE THEN

Hideandseekchampian: NO THE MOVIES OVER

RockHard: It aint over yet lol

pikapika: PACK YA BAGS CUZ IM TAKIN THE HOUSE

wishspiderman: yAlL hAvE a HoUsE

Cinnamonroll: FINE I GET ALL THE MONEY THOUGH CUZ FUCK YOU

acidreflex: did mido jst-

TNTIMDYNAMITE: BAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHHHAAAA

Gottagofast: MIDORIYA THAT IS A NO NO WORD!

KeroBITCH: BAD MIDORIYA, KERO!!

pikapika: FUCK YOU

Innocentchild: DONT SAY THAT TO OUR MIDO YOU RIP OFF JOLTEON

TNTIMDYNAMITE: ONLY I GET TO YELL AT MY IDIOTS NEWTON LOVE CHILD

pikapika: IM TAKING THE PLUSHIES

pikapika: THEYS MINE NOW

Cinnamonroll: GRRRR FINE IM LEAVING

acidreflex: IT DID iT aGiN

pikapika: FINE

pikapika: BUH BYE

Cinnamonroll: 🚶 ♂ ️ 🏠

Cinnamonroll: 👯♀️ our kids dancing over here

wishspiderman: ThE EMojis HAHAHAHHAHAH

pikapika: My emojis wont work

pikapika: im going to go cry now

pikapika: * cries at loss of malewife *

Cinnamonroll: Why you crying you divorced me ☹

pikapika: well i didnt think it through ok

pikapika: im emotional give me a break

pikapika: :(

Cinnamonroll: Fine 🙄

Babyヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ: ( ఠ ͟ʖ ఠ) huh..

theunltimategoth: that was very concerning

Sleepismybitch: I regret being in this class

Innocentchild: Youve only been here a week

Innocentchild: This is only a fraction of the chaos we create

acidreflex: I stll cnt gt ovr Mdriya crsng

wishspiderman: me neither

HotTopic: His name no longer fits

     HotTopic has changed Cinnamonroll’s name to AFUCKINGTRAITER

acidreflex: We lst n inocnt 1

wishspiderman: Its still sunshine boi doe

acidreflex: tru tru

AFUCKINGTRAITER: Are yall ok

RockHard: No their upset you cursed

AFUCKINGTRAITER: why

acidreflex: U WR BBY

AFUCKINGTRAITER: CALM YOUR TITS IM LITTERALLY 16!

acidreflex: DNT U TLL ME TO CLM MY TITS

acidreflex: U ND KAMI WR YLLNG ABT HOES ERLER

TNTIMDYNAMITE: BOTH OF YOU CALM YOUR TITS!

TNTIMDYNAMITE: DEKU GREW UP WITH ME AND MY MOM WHAT DID YOU EXPECT

Sugardaddy: Yay more fighting

Sugardaddy: I want to diiiieee

theunltimategoth: revelry in the dark

KeroBITCH: SO YOUR THE REASON HE CURSES SO FUCKING MUCH KERO

TNTIMDYNAMITE: OF COURSE I AM WHO ELSE DID YIU THINK DID IT

Aizawa: ALL OF YOU CALM YOUR TITS OR ILL GIVE YOU ALL DETENTION

Gottagofast: oop

Aizawa: Iida shut the fuck up or ill add your brother

Gottagofast: your dead to me

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acidreflex: wht th-

pikapika: what the fuck is Jolteon

Innocentchild: how do you not know what Jolteon is

kingofhugs: he’s an electric type Pokémon

pikapika: WHat the fuck is an electric type pokemon

Hideandseekchampian: How do you not know this stuff

pikapika: Why do yall expect me too

TNTIMDYNAMITE: BECAUSE YOU DYED YOUR HAIR LIKE PIKACHUS DUMBASS

kingofhugs: And your name is pikapika

pikapika: my name is that bc everyone calls me pikachu and i thought it was funny?

pikapika: Also I didnt?

pikapika: This is my natural hair

wishspiderman: Wait really?

pikapika: Uh ya

AFUCKINGTRAITER: Yall didnt know that

acidreflex: uh no

AFUCKINGTRAITER: Well i did HAH

pikapika: Shut up you emo cosmo looking ass bitch

AFUCKINGTRAITER: You wanna go you walking portable charger

RockHard: Girls Girls please

RockHard: We get it yall are divorced

RockHard: Just shut up please

CEOofDaddyissues: Ya we have more pressing issues

CEOofDaddyissues: Like the fire outside

TNTIMDYNAMITE: THE WHAT

Aizawa: WHAT

Aizawa: SINCE WHEN WAS THERE A FIRE

CEOofDaddyissues: SINCE NOW DUH

CEOofDaddyissues: Iida and uraraka told me to tall you all

CEOofDaddyissues: so there

KeroBITCH: TODOROKI DONT FUCKING JUMP INTO FIRE YOU DUMBAS

AFUCKINGTRAITER: WHAT

AFUCKINGTRAITER: WHY IS THE ONLY HOT ONE IN OUR CLASS TRYING TO DIE

KeroBITCH: WHAT 

acidreflex: 1. IM HTTER THN AL OF U HOES

acidreflex: 2. SCREENSHOTTING AND SETTING IT AS MY WALLPAPER AHGUDWIGND

Aizawa: Ok all of you need to stay calm in the dorms. The pro’s will handle this.

                20 users have gone offline

Aizawa: Or ignore me entirely

             1 user has gone offline

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                          Deku's little bitches

                          1 user has come online

TheBi: GAYS GET ONLINE

               4 users have come online

TheGay: What is it Ochako

TheLesbian: Yes Ocha, kero?

TheGaypart2: what is it this time

ThePan: Oh, be nice

TheBi: OK listen up gay people

TheGaypart2: We listenin

TheBi: I think it’s time

TheGay: I agree

TheGay: I think he’s ready

TheLesbian: As do I, kero

TheGaypart2: Ya I guess we better get him before the bakusquad gets him

ThePan: Yall sure

ThePan: I mean hes only been in the class for 2 weeks

ThePan: He might need more time to settle before we attack

TheBi: We literally started this group the first DAY of school

ThePan: Fiiiiiiiinnnnee

ThePan: let him in

TheGay: GOT IT

              TheGay has added Shinsou to Deku’s little bitches

ThePan: We really need to change the name of this chat

TheBi: NEVER

Shinsou: oh god

TheBi: WELCOME TO THE DEKUSQUADDDDDDDDD

Shinsou: Why me

ThePan: Because we think your super cool!!

Shinsou: Why are yalls name like that

TheGaypart2: It’s our sexualities duh

Shinsou: Ok

TheGay: Let me do yours

      TheGay changed Shinsou’s name to TheGaypart3

TheBi: The gay people are taking over

TheGaypart3: I love it

TheGay: Good

ThePan: Now all that’s left is your initiation

TheGaypart3: And whats that

TheGaypart2: Meet us in the common room in 5 minutes

         5 users have gone offline

TheGaypart3: My timbers are shaking

      1 user has gone offline

                    Were all dying here

acidreflex: Wht th actul fck

wishspiderman: This cant be real

pikapika: WHHAAIUEDIDBIU#BIU

RockHard: HiS FAce THOOO

Gottagofast: You did well.

Sleepismybitch: Why thank you

TNTIMDYNAMITE: FOUR EYES HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT AMAZING EVENT

CEOofDaddyissues: I do agree.

CEOofDaddyissues: I vote yes

pikapika: Vote?

Innocentchild: I also enjoyed this performance

Innocentchild: I vote yes as well

acidreflex: Wht is yll vtng fr exctly

KeroBITCH: It was creative to say the least. So I vote yes, kero.

AFUCKINGTRAITER: Lookk AT these photos I got dowhfuifho

AFUCKINGTRAITER: ‘ Endevwhoretiedtoapostsoakingwet.jpeg’

             listen bois idk how to put a fake pic that explains what happened so ya

pikapika: did anyone else hear that

acidreflex: HDUGYDGWUEION WHY HE LOK LIK THTS

pikapika: anyone?

theultimategoth: He does look quite ridiculous

kingofhugs: Their literally laughing xer ass off rn

theultimategoth: SHUT YOUR FUCK

pikapika: why is no one acknowledging the voice

*: ･ﾟ ✧ SPARKLE*: ･ﾟ ✧ : NO ONE WILL EVER BELIEVE YOU

pikapika: * Gulps*

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*:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧: Your welcome

           I NEVER THANKED YOU SPARKLY HOE

*:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧: I’ll take that as a thank you

acidreflex: Aoyama who r u tlkng to

*:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧: no one miser

     1 user has gone offline

TNTIMDYNAMITE: that was fuckin weird

AFUCKINGTRATER: KACHAN YOU FINALLY TURNED OFF YOUR CAPSLOCK

TNTIMDYNAMITE: SHUT THE FUCK UP NERD

    1 user has come online

Aizawa: Would anyone like to explain why Endeavor came to my office

demanding I talk to my ‘misbehaving students’.

Sleepismybitch: I tied Endeavor to a pole and ducked water on his head.

 Aizawa: . . .

Aizawa: Who all was a part of this

Sleepismybitch: The entire dekusquad

Aizawa: . . . . . .

Aizawa: you all get extra credit on this week’s quiz

Gottagofast: Why thank you sir.

Innocentchild: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KeroBITCH: YAYYAYYAYAkero

CEOofDaddyissues: cool

AFUCKINGTRAITER: niceeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Gottagofast: Midoriya you never did vote

     1 user has come online

pikapika: VOTE ON WHAT

AFUCKINGTRAITER: Oh ya

AFUCKINGTRAITER: I say yes

Sleepismybitch: YUUUUUHHH

AFUCKINGTRAITER: you are now an honorary Dekusquad member

pikapika: NOOOOOOOOO

acidreflex: im gnna cri

wishspiderman: SHINSOU WHY

RockHard: I mean at least the numbers are equal now

Innocentchild: They are?

TNTIMDYNAMITE: THEY ARE! WE HAVE ME, SHITTY HAIR, DUNCE FACE, RACOON EYES, TAPE FACE, AND AIR PODS

HotTopic: Did you just call me air pods

TNTIMDYNAMITE: DEKUS GROUP HAS DEKU, PINK FACE, FOUR EYES, FROG BITCH, ICYTHOT, AND NOW EYE BAGS

CEOofDaddyissues: Icythot?

AFUCKINGTRAITER: your right

AFUCKINGTRAITER: It is even now

TNTIMDYNAMITE: OF COURSE IM RIGHT DUMBASS

Sleepismybitch: well now what

Innocentchild: Now im changing our names to match

Sleepismybitch: Oh god

                Innocentchild changed their name to NoGravity

              NoGravity changed AFUCKINGTRAITER’s name to NoBones

             NoGravity changed CEOofDaddyissues’s name to NoStability

         NoGravity changed Gottagofast’s name to NoSlow

        NoGravity changed KeroBITCH’s name to NoFucks

       NoGravity changed Sleepismybitch’s name to NoSleep

NoSleep: Beautiful as always

NoGravity: Why thank you

NoBones: This is just bullying at this point

NoFucks: Its true doe, kero

NoBones: Fuck off

NoSlow: * LE GASP *

acidreflex: OMG

NoSlow: YOU SAID A NO NO WORD

pikapika: IiDAhhahahhhaha

NoStability: Im disappointed Midoriya

NoBones: IM NOT A CHILD STOP DOING THSI

NoSlow: ALL I HEAR IS LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

RockHard: This is amazing

HotTopic: Gays

HotTopic: *Gays

HotTopic: **Gays

HotTopic: I give up

pikapika: damn autocorrect is really callin us out

wishspiderman: arent you straight

NoSleep: ya i thought you were straight too

pikapika: uh no

pikapika: did you all think i was straight

NoGravity: Uh kinda

acidreflex: ya

NoFucks: Sadly yes, kero

theultimategoth: I assumed yes

kingofhugs: yes i did

NoStability: Yes i very much did

Kungfupanda: Yaaaaa

NoSlow: I dont like assuming but, uh, yes.

GodIsAWoman: As do I.

NoSleep: Yes. Still confused how your not

Hideandseekchampian: Yup

TNTIMDYNAMITE: YES BECAUSE YOU ACT STRAIGHT

pikapika: HOW DO I ACT STRAIGHT?

TNTIMDYNAMITE: YOU ONLY FLIRT WITH GIRLS

pikapika: omg

RockHard: BAHAHAHHAHAHAA

NoBones: Look at these BOZOS

HotTopic: Yall are dumb

HotTopic: Dumb as hell

acidreflex: Yll knw?

NoBones: Yuup

wishspiderman: wait so like we lost a token straight

NoFucks: wat, kero

acidreflex: me nd sero mad a lst of al th pepl we thot wr strate nd clld thm r tkn strates\

pikapika: and i was on this list

wishspiderman: yes

NoGravity: who else is on said list

acidreflex: Th lst s Iida, Momo, Denki, Midoriya, Ochako, Bakugo, nd Sato

NoBones: Give me a second

                 Deku’s Little Bitches

TheGay: OMg

ThePan: Im dyinggggg

TheBi: YAll I CANt EVEM

TheGaypart2: This is so fUcKing Funny

TheLesbian: Guess yall have to change your users, kero

TheGaypart2: I dont HAH

TheGaypart3: I love this

TheGay: You know what

TheGay: Lets let them think were straight

ThePan: Yes!

ThePan: THE GAYS IN DEZGISE

TheBi: You spelt that so wrong

ThePan: Fuck off

                  Were all dying here

acidreflex: r ny of yll n th lst gay

GodIsAWoman: I’m lesbian.

HotTopic: You are?

GodIsAWoman: Yes.

HotTopic: ok nice to know nice to know

Sugardaddy: I’m Bi

acidreflex: OKOKOKOKO ill tak u 2 of

acidreflex: Kami whts ur sxualty

pikapika: Im Omni w/ male pref

acidreflex: kkkkk

NoSlow: I recommend everyone get downstairs before Ochako eats all the food Bakugo made.

wishspiderman: DINNER TIME LOSERS

wishspiderman: Sorry that was bakugo

wishspiderman: his phone died

pikapika: LES GO PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE\

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THE #1’S

Earphones: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

RacoonEyes: u gd?

KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER: *You good

RacoonEyes: Sht up blasty

KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER: YOU WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE BUBLEGUM BITCH

Elbows: You ok jiro

Earphones: NO

Earphones: YES

Earphones: MAYBE

Earphones: IDK

Earphones: IM DYINGGGGGGGGG

DunceFace: BAE WHATS WRONGGG

Earphones: MOMO SHE AAAAAAAH

DunceFace: IDK IF YOUVE SEEN MY NAME BUT IM DUMB SOOO IDK WHAT AAAAAAAH MEANS

Earphones: MOMO ASKED ME TO GO TO A COFFEE SHOP WITH HER

Earphones: LIKE HUST THE TWO OF US

DunceFace: LIKE AAS A DATE???

KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER: STOP BLOWING UP MY DAMN PHONE

DunceFace: OK damn

               Dm’s between Book Smart and Street Smart

Street Smart: here rant in dms

Book Smart: Anygays

Book Smart: IDK IF ITS A DATE SHE DIDNT REALLY SPECIFY SO UH YA BUT STILL

Book Smart: ITS GOING TO BE JUST US

Book Smart: AND JUST AHHHHHH

Street Smart: BRO YOU GOTTA SHOOT YOUR SHOT

Book Smart: IMMA TRYYYYYYYY

Book Smart: IM SCARED THOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Book Smart: AND YOU SHOOT YOUR SHOT WHY DONT YOU

Street Smart: SHUT UP THIS IS ABOUT YOU NOT ME!!

Book Smart: Ya ya whatever

Book Smart: I GOTTA GO GET READYYYYYYY

Street Smart: When are yall going

Book Smart: Ummmmmmm

Book Smart: 4

Street Smart: GURL ITS LITTERALLY 3

Book Smart: IK OK

Book Smart: IM NOT GOOD WITH TIME

Street Smart: SO WHY ARE YOU TALIKNG TO ME

Street Smart: GO GET READY

Book Smart: Oh ya i forgot

Street Smart: YOu forgot to get ready?

Book Smart: NO dumbass

Book Smart: I had a question to ask you

Street Smart: That being?

Book Smart: Ok look you cant tell anyone tis got it

Book Smart: Because if you did ide look stupid

Book Smart: So promise not to tell anyone

Street Smart: What if i dont want to 🤔

Book Smart: DO IT OR ILL TELL EVERONE THAT YOU KIN SAYORI

Street Smart: YOU WOULDNT DARE

Book Smart: OH BUT I WOULD

Street Smart: FINE

Street Smart: I wont tell anyone

Book Smart: Swear it

Street Smart: Oh come on

Street Smart: Were not kids anymore jiro

Book Smart: SWEAR IT

Street Smart: Fiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeee

Street Smart: I cross my heart hope to die, shock myself in the eye

Book Smart: Thank you

Street Smart: Now what do you need

Book Smart: Ok

Book Smart: ummmmm

Book Smart: Can you please help me with my outfit

Street Smart: .   .  .  .

Street Smart: Thats what you wanted to ask

Street Smart: Yes i will help

Book Smart: Oh thank god because i have no idea what im doing

Street Smart: Ill be in your room in 5

Book Smart: OKKKKKKK

                        MEANWHILEEEEEEEE

                Dm’s between Rich and Richer

Richer: TODODOOODODODODODOODOAAAAAAAAH

Rich: What’s wrong Momo

Richer: I DID IT

Rich: Did what exactly

Richer: I ASKED JIRO OUT

Rich: YOU DID

Richer: Well sort of

Richer: I didn’t fully specify that it was a date

Rich: your hopeless

Richer: Well at least i tried

Richer: Youve been tiptoeing around Midoriya since the sports festival

Rich: Well, that’s different.

Richer: Is not

Rich: Is too

Richer: Is not

Rich: Is too

Richer: IS NOT

Rich: IS TOO

Richer: Ugh

Richer: Just forget i said anything

Rich: NOOOOO

Rich: Give me the deets!!!

Richer: FIIIIIINNNEEE

Richer: Were going to a coffee shop

Rich: Ooooo

Rich: When?

Richer: ummmm

Richer: In an hour

Rich: .....

Rich: THEN WHAT ARE YOU TALKING TO ME FOR

Richer: YOU ASKED FOR THE DEETS

Rich: WELL I DIDNT THINK YOU ONLY HAD AN HOUR

Rich: OMG YOU ARE IMPOSSIBLE

Richer: YOUR THE IMPOSSIBLE ONE
Rich: NO I AM NOT

Richer: SORRY BUT ALL I HEAR IS LIEEEEEES

Rich: BITCH GO GET READY

Richer: FINE

Rich: FINE

                AS YOU CAN SEE THE GAYS ARE DOING GREAT.........

                                  TOTALLY GREAT

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“Ok. I’m ready.” I take one last look in the mirror. Denki had a gift for making a good outfit, that’s for sure. The outfit was cool and consisted of a plain white tee under a black trench coat kind of thing, they said it would look better on me than him, on the sleeves he had put safety pins where the sleeve connects to the base. They gave me some black jeans to go with my doc martens and a studded belt. It was simple and nice. He did my makeup, their much better at it than I am, with a smokey eye and some simple black eyeliner.

   “Ahhhhhh I’m excited!”

   I walked out and Denki gasped so loud I’m sure Iida heard it. He stood up and walked around me admiring the outfit.

   “I’m a genius. An absolute genius.” They stopped in front of me and crossed his arms.
   “Ya yeah, your a genius we get it. Just do you think Momo will like it.” I turned to see the mirror on Denki’s wall.

   “Well, do you like it?”

   “Um, yeah.”

   “Well, then why does it matter if she likes it or not?” He smiled that bright fucking smile making my eyes burn.

   “Well dimwit, I want her to think I look pretty DUH.” I crossed my arms and look down. I’ve never been considered that pretty, not that I care. I mean it did hurt hearing people call me not pretty enough, or say that I’d never get into a real relationship looking like this, but i just couldn’t take the time to really care. But now, with her, I do care. I want her to think I’m pretty.

   “She will, don’t worry.” I look up to see him standing next to me.

   “I’m not worried dumbass.” they gave me that look, that damn look, like he could somehow read my mind. It’s a worrying look.

   “Ya well I can feel worried radiating off of you. Look attractiveness is a state of mind.”

    “A state of mind?” He chuckled noticing it did sound stupid. Almost as stupid as them.

   “Yeah! You just have to have a confident state of mind! Present yourself confidently and everyone else will take notice. That, my friend, is true beauty.”

I stared at him letting their words sink in. Is that his secret to making girls whisper about how dreamy he is because they CLOSED A LOCKER, or when they swoon because they REMEMBERED THEIR NAMES, or even giggling innocently when he WAVES AT THEM! Their just confident. That’s it. It’s a stretch really. But with him looking at me like it was the answer to everything, I just believed them.

   “Fine I’ll be confident.” I huffed and turned to the door.

   “That’s the spirit!” He gave me two thumbs up and smiled to the point their eyes were pushed shut.

    “Ok short fuse, I should get going though.” I looked at the time and realized I had to be at the common room IN 4 MINUTES!

   “Oh yeah. Have fun!” He sat on his bed and waved.

  “Your not going to walk with me?”

  “Oh, no I’ve, uh, got to study.” They pointed sheepishly at his desk. “Got to get ready for the next quiz you know.”

   “Mhm.” It’s obviously a lie, but I was not wanting to be late so I left it. I’ll figure it out tomorrow. I run down the stairs to the point it would make Iida look slow. I might have jumped a few even. I skid past Kirishima and Creeper personified, and dash into the common room.

   “Momo it’s fine trust me. You hair looks amazing. No stop touching oh my god.” I look in the room and see Todoroki standing in front of Momo with his head in his hands, but holy shit Momo’s outfit was amazing. She had a deep red long sleeved top with flowy sleeves, a long black skirt that you’d see one of those fairy core girls on you Pinterest boards would wear, and her hair was curled into beach waves.

   “Sho listen I know you think it’s good but that because your a dude, they wont think it looks good and I think the whole point is for her to like it.”

   I started to walk towards her when Todoroki saw me.

  “I think it’s to late to change it now.”

  “What do you-” She turned to see what he saw, which happened to be me and paused. And if I thought her back view looked gorgeous, I was certain she looked like a goddess from the front. “Oh, Jiro you already here I, wow you look pretty, I mean not that you don’t always look pretty. Because you do. Always look pretty I mean. Unless that’s weird then-”

  “No, no it’s not weird and thank you. You look just absolutely stunning, like one of those really pretty goddesses Denki goes on and on about.” Her face cleared from the obvious anxiety that riddled it a few seconds earlier.

  “Why thank you.”

  “Well, imma head out. Have fun on yalls date.” Todoroki said walking towards the stair way.

  “ITS NOT A DATE!” We said in sync. We looked at each other and burst into a fit of laughter.

  “I mean.” I look up at Momo and see her looking down at me. “It could be a date if you want it to.” I felt my heart do a literal somersault.

  “Oh, um ya. Sure!”

  “Oh, um cool.” And we kinda just stood there for a while.

  “We should probably head out.”

  “Oh right, you are correct. I’ll get Midnight.”

   “Welp, there go our plans.” I pull my jacket tight around me. When did it get so cold?

  “I literally checked this morning and I swear it said open.” Momo opened her bag and grabbed her phone. “Guess I’ll check again, OH COME ON!”

  “What’s wrong?” She shoved her phone into her bag angerly.

  “My phone died! Perfect, just amazing.” She put her head into her hands sighing.

  “Well, we can find another coffee shop, or somewhere else to hang. Oh look a worker lets go ask them if they know any good ones.” I lead Momo to the brunette. “Hi, do you work here.”

  “Oh yes I do, sorry about the sudden close, a rookie barista blew up the coffee machine.” She smiled brightly “So, what can I help you with?”

  “Oh well, do you know any other coffee shops nearby.”

  “Hm, I think the Hero Cafe is open, but it might be full.”

  “We’ll check it out! Thank you!!” I turn and grab Momo’s arm to brought her over to the car.

  “It’s closed?” Midnight asked looking up from her phone.

  “Yup. Can you bring us to Hero Cafe?” Momo asked seeming hopeful that the date could turn around.

  “Of course!”

  “See, everything will turn out ok.” I squeezed Momo’s arm gently.

  “I guess...”

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     It in fact did not turn out ok.

They left the parking lot of the cafe but just as they got down the road, they got caught up in a big traffic jam that wasn’t there before (Jiro swears it wasn’t). They had been sitting in the car for 20 MINUETS waiting for it to clear when it finally started moving.

   Eventually they got through but, with all the luck they had, the care BROKE DOWN. Yup, just broke down. After standing in the middle of the road waiting for Midnight to find the problem for 15 minuets, it was found that Midnight knew NOTHING about cars.

   Momo continuously apologized to Jiro for no reason, each time Jiro assured her nothing was her fault. Midnight called the car company and was put on hold for 10 minutes but when they finally could talk to her, her phone died.

   After angerly stomping her foot, she asked Jiro to call them, but can you guess what happened? THEY DIDNT HAVE THEIR PHONE! Yup, she left it in her room. So now we have the three girls who know NOTHING about fixing cars, stranded in the middle of the road, with no phones to contact people with. The worst part, NO ONE WAS AROUND! They literally stopped in an area with little to no buildings and the few ones that were there WERE CLOSED!!! You're probably thinking ‘omg it can’t possibly get worse.’

. . .

It starts pouring down rain.

. . .

LOOK WHAT YOU DID!

YOU JINXED IT!!

  Anyways, the three had to seek shelter in the not working car as rain poured down on all around. Now these girls are innovative. I mean they are two UA students who happen to be in the 1A and a Pro Hero who saves people daily. They certainly can think of something.

  But lets be real.

   They’re all very upset, tired, and now soaking wet. I don’t know about y'all, but when I’m like that, which unfortunately is a lot of the time, I can’t think for shit. And it seems neither could they. Because for a good 20 minutes they sat in that car shivering waiting for the rain to clear.

Spoiler alert.

It didn’t.

So, Momo got up from laying  down and proposed that they just walk to the cafe, stating that it isn’t that far from them and that it should have electricity. So, they did. Momo made them all umbrellas, causing her to be extremely hungry, and they started their walk.

And lets just say they walked for a while.

But eventually they did make it and guess what? IT WAS OPEN! They were literally about to jump for joy. They walked it and asked the barista if they had an open table, and it seems their luck was turning around as they heard the lady say yes.

They quickly ordered their drinks and plugged in their phones, and the date was back on. Sadly, there was only one table open so they had to share with Midnight but that wasn’t going to bring down there day. Halfway through Midnight got up to make a few calls and Momo and Jiro got some alone time.

  They talked and laughed and overall had a great time together. They talked about their shit luck and how terrible they felt. They talked about all kinds of shit until Midnight came back. Midnight told them that a pickup truck was coming to take the car and that Aizawa would pick them up shortly.

   And when Aizawa did he went straight to scolding Midnight for not taking care of her car and how much coffee she owed him.

   Meanwhile, Jiro and Momo held hands in the back staring lovingly at each other.

“You know” Jiro started looking into Momo's eyes. “Tonight, wasn’t a total bust.”

Momo chuckled and nodded her head. “Yeah, I mean we eventually did get our date.”

“We did.” They squeezed Momo’s hand.

“Though.... I won’t consider this our first date.” Jiro gave her a puzzled look. “It’s just, you always hear stories of how first dates are so romantic and nothing ever goes wrong, and ours was, well, the opposite.”

“Well i beg to differ.” Jiro scoffed “It might not have a been a rom-com date, but it was certainly special. And besides no one willingly talks about bad things that happen.”
“True i guess.” And for a second, there was complete silence, and to these lovers, it felt there was no one else on earth, no obstacles in their way. Just them. “Jiro would you like to be my-“

“OH, COME THE FUCK ON! ITS A GREEN LIGHT LETS GOOOOO!”

The girls quietly laughed at the teachers outburst. Whatever Momo was about to ask (Which we all know what it was) was left in the back of her throat and the car came to a stop at the school.

  They all got out and started there way up to the entrance when Jiro turned to Momo. “Oh and Ide love to be your girlfriend.” She smiled and Momo smiled back.

   It seemed it was a very good day to be gay.

WOW ALMOST BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE WATCHING THE GAYS

DATE RUINED LIKE THAT!

SAD TRULY!

BUT HEY THEY FIXED IT!
WITH SOME GOOD OLD FASHION

✨ OPTIMISUM ✨

OPTIMISOM?

OPTOMISIOM?

IDFK!

ANYGAYS I GOTTA RUN!

PEACE!!

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                                  Dm’s between Book Smart and Street Smart

Book Smart: DENKSSS

Book Smart: GUESS WHO HAS A GIRLFREIIINNNNDDDD

Book Smart: . . .

Book Smart: DENKI WHERE ARE YOU YOU DUMB WHORE

Book Smart: YOUR LITTERALLY ALWAYS ONLINE

Book Smart: Denks

Book Smart: COME ON ANSWER ME

Book Smart: . . .

Book Smart: is this about you ‘studying’

Book Smart: Cuz i dont believe taht for one second

Book Smart: ._.

Street Smart: Bro i was literally taking a shit give me a brake damn

Book Smart:  Mhm

Street Smart: ALSO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEH\

Street Smart: YOUR NO LONGER ONE OF US SINGLES

Book Smart: You wouldnt be either if you would just make a move already

 Street Smart: Were not talking about me rn

Street Smart: Were talking aboyt my bets friend who got a guuuurrrlllllfroiiiiennnd

Book Smart: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Book Smart: THE DATE WAS SO BAD AND THEN SO GOOD AND WE HELD HANDS AND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Street Smart: It WaS bAd?

Book Smart: At first yes but then it was good

Street Smart: Oh

Book Smart: I literally just explained that

Street Smart: Im sorry but if you havent noticed by now im a little

Street Smart: How do you say

Street Smart: Dumb

Book Smart: ya ya whatever

Book Smart: What heve you reallly been doing tho

Book Smart: Cuz i know it aint studying

Street Smart: Idk what your talking about

Book Smart: ya you do

Book Smart: come onnnnnn

Book Smart: it cant be that bad

Street Smart: Oh look at the tiem

Street Smart: I really should be getting ready for bed

Book Smart: Dont ignore me

Street Smart: yawwwn im pooped

Street Smart: Off to bed i go

Book Smart: NOOOOOO

Book Smart: GET BACK HERE AND TELL MEEEEEEE

Book Smart: . . .

Book Smart: YOU DONT EVEN ACTUALLY SLEEP YOU WALKING BATTERY

Book Smart: Fine ignore me i dont care

Book Smart: . . .

Book Smart: UGGGGHHHHHH

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Dm’s between Rich and Richer

Richer: TODO WE'RE AHHHHHHHHH

Rich: Momo i was trying to sleep wtf do you need

Richer: Thats a lie cuz when you are ‘trying to sleep’ you both ignore me and type weird

Rich: 😐

Rich: Fine what do you need

Richer: you know what you dont deserve to know anymore

Rich:  no tell me

Richer: no im over it now

Rich: BITCH NOW I WANT TO KNOW

Richer: Too bad

Rich: TELL ME

Richer: Nope imma go talk to my GIRLFRIEND instead

Rich: UGH YOUR SUCH A BITCH

Rich: waaaaiitt

Rich: GIRLFRIEND?!?!?!?

Rich: ELABORATE RN BITCH

Rich: GIRL I SEE YOU ONLINE

Rich: I hate you

Rich: I cant beiliev you made a move before i did

Rich: *Belive

Rich*BELIEVE

Rich: ughhhhhhhh

Richer: I can

Rich: BITCH NOW YOU ANSWER

Richer: yup just to say

Richer: COUGH COUGH

Richer: YOUR TERIBLE AT SHOWING YOUR FEELINGSSSSSSSSSSS

Rich: SO ARE YOU

Rich: YOU ONLY GOT A GIRLFREIND TODAY

Richer: YA IM FASTER THAN YOU STILL

Richer: YOU STILL HAVENT MADE A MOVE ON THE MAN WHOS OBVIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH YOU

Richer: LIKE DAMN]

Rich: . . .

Rich: whatever

Richer: Your just mad im right

Rich: No

Rich: Your wrong

Richer: How?

Richer: tell me

Rich: He obviously doenst like me

Richer: omg

Richer: When yall get together i better get a freaken gift basket

Rich: If*

Richer: OMGGGG

Were all dying here

pikapika: Fuck relationships

pikapika: its all dumb and not worth timme

Nobones: Your just upset you wont make a move ._.

pikapika: Shut your fuck your in the same predicament dumbass

NoBones: U right U right

NoBones: You may continue

acidreflex: Dmn thts a bg wrd kami

pikapika: Ikr 💪😎

HotTopic: Oh noow you can text?

pikapika: Anyways yk people are just disappointing you know

pikapika: Love is just a waste of time

HotTopic: Are you ignoring me?

pikapika: Cats are way better

NoSleep: ThAtS wHaT iM sAyInG

HotTopic: This is bull

HotTopic: Stop ignoring me sparky

HotTopic: SPARKPLUG ANSWER MEEE

HotTopic: @pikapika

HotTopic: COME ONNNNNNN

wishspiderman: Damnnnn jiro chasing kami now i see

NoFucks: is something up with you 2, kero

HotTopic: Idk hes just ignoring me because i brought up him ‘studying’

Sugardaddy: He was studying?

HotTopic: Idk but when i asked if they were hw ignored me and acted tired

NoBones: Well its none of our buisnesssssss

NoSlow: Midoriya is right, it is none of our business whether he is or isn’t studying.

pikapika: Um i am studying

pikapika: Contrary to popular belief i actually want to do good on the english quiz on monday.

acidreflex: . . .

wishspiderman: Theres an english quiz?

NoBones: WHEN WAS THERE AN ENGLISH QUIZ

pikapika: did yall not pay attention when mic said there was

HotTopic: . . .

pikapika: Damn must suck huh

pikapika: Well im off to watch megamind in peace since im ACTUALLY prepared for the quiz

HotTopic: You know what fuck you

HotTopic: Your just mad I have a girfriend and your a single ass hoe

pikapika: go suck a dick i could care less about you having a gf

NoSlow: Hey lets not talk to our fellow classmates in such a derogatory manner. If anyone would like I am more than happy to help prepare for the quiz.

acidreflex: i wld thnk u bt EXCSE ME

wishspiderman: SAY HUH?!?!?!?!

 Hideandseekchampian: BESTIE WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN HUUUUUHHHH

acidreflex: BICH WHR DID U CM FRM

Hideandseekchampian: GURLIE I WAS LURKING TO SEE IF A FIGHT  WOULD BREAK OUT THEN REALIZED 2 THANGS

Hideandseekchampian: 1 WE HAVE A QUIZ AND 2 JIRO GOT A GFFFFFFFFFFF

HotTopic: Uh is it that big of a deal

wishspiderman: WHO IS ITTTTTTTTT

HotTopic: youll see damn

acidreflex: ur kllng me hr 😫

HotTopic: And your spelling is killing my fucking braincells yet i still have some so youll live

GodIsAWoman: What is happening here?

NoBones: Read up

GodIsAWoman: Oh dear I didn't know we had a quiz!

GodIsAWoman: Jiro darling would you like to study with me?

HotTopic: Sure

wishspiderman: NO WE NEED TO FIND WHO THEIR GF ISSS

GodIsAWoman: Oh that's me of course!

GodIsAWoman: I thought you already knew sorry!

HotTopic: Its fine their all just stupid.

acidreflex: . . .

Hideandseekchampian: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

acidreflex: THTS SO CUUUUUTTTTEEEE

TNTIMDYNAMITE: WHY ARE YOU IDIOTS BLOWING UP MY PHONE

wishspiderman: JIRO AND MOMO GOT TOGETHERRRRRRR

wishspiderman; ALSO CONGRATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

TNTIMDYNAMITE: WELL GOOD FOR THEM NOW LET ME SLEEP

NoSlow: Congrats Jiro-san and Yaoyorozu-kun for coming to your senses and getting together but i do agree with Bakugo that it is a good time for everyone to get rest.

pikapika: DAMNNNNNNNN IIDA WITH THE SMOOOKKKKEEEE

HotTopic: Shutup

TNTIMDYNAMITE: GO TO SLEEP FUCKERSSSSSSSSSS

pikapika: Fine mom

TNTIMDYNAMITE: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME

wishspiderman: night mom

TNTIMDYNAMITE: WHAT IN THE FUCKING WITH GENDER ROLES ARE YALL DOING

acidreflex: nitey nite mthr

TNTIMDYNAMITE: JUAT GO THE FUCK TO BED OMG

NoSlow: You heard us sleep all of you NOW!

NoFucks: But daaaaaaaddddd, kero

NoFucks:  i dont sleep, you know the whole me being nocturnal thing, kero

NoSlow: well be quiet and read or something, youll hurt your eyes being on you phone all night.

NoFucks: Kay dad, night, kero

NoSleep: imma go take some melatonin to sleep. Night or whatever

NoSlow: Good and goodnight shinsou!!

NoBones: do i havve to

NoSlow: Yes you do.

NoBones: FIIIIIIINE

NoBones: Goodnight dad

NoSlow: Good night Midoriya.

HotTopic: Before i sleep i must do something

TNTIMDYNAMITE: It better be quick

HotTopic: It is dont worry

          HotTopic has changed GodIsAWoman’s nickname to PrincessBubblegum<3

         HotTopic has changed their name to Marceline<3

Marceline<3: Ok goodnight

acidreflex: awwwwwwwwwww

TNTIMDYNAMITE: GO 

TNTIMDYNAMITE: TO

TNTIMDYNAMITE: SLEEP!

acidreflex: UGH fin mom nite or whtevr

Chapter Text

Izuku Midoriya has created a new chat

Izuku Midoriya has added 8 people to Unnamed Chat

Izuku Midoriya has changed the chat name to Insomniacs ™

Izuku Midoriya has changed their name to AmIAllmightsKid

Shoto Todoroki: Are you finally realizing your his son

AmIAllmightsKid: Not biologically

AmIAllmightsKid: But i think hes dating my mom sooooo

Shoto Todoroki: . . .

Shoto Todoroki: So, i was somewhat right

AmIAllmightsKid: no

Shoto Todoroki: oof

Eijiro Kirishima: What does Katsuki think of that

Denki Kaminari: KATSUKI?!?!?!?!?

Hitoshi Shinsou: oh god

Tsuyu Asui: Kirishima do you have something to share with the class?

Hitoshi Shinsou: What happened to you keroing in your texts?

Tsuyu Asui: If you weren’t in the dekusquad I would kill you, KERO

Hitoshi Shinsou: Just say you love me

Tsuyu Asui: Fuck off kero

Eijiro Kirishima: ITS NOTHING I PROMISE

Eijiro Kirishima: He just said if i wanted to i could call hi mkatsuki i promise

Denki Kaminari: mhmmmmmmmm

AmIAllmightsKid: ANYWAYS

AmIAllmightsKid: He doesnt know and he WONT know

AmIAllmightsKid: Understood?

Denki Kaminari: Yes sir

Eijiro Kirishima: sir yes sir

Hitoshi Shinsou: Lmao

Kyoka Jiro: What is this

AmIAllmightsKid: Insomniac Chat

AmIAllmightsKid: Duh

Ashido Mina: OOOOOOOOOOO

Tokoyami Fumikage: Relvery in the dark

Denki Kaminari: Now Iida cant yell at us about our terrible sleep schedules

AmIAllmightsKid: Excatlely

Denki Kaminari has changed their nickname to TazeYouInYourBallSack ⚡

A/N: PLS SOMEONE GET THAT REFRENCE

AmIAllmightsKid: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!!

TazeYouInYourBallSack ⚡ has changed Kyoka Jiro’s nickname IHearALL

IHearALL: I do lol

TazeYouInYourBallSack ⚡ has changed Ashido Mina to BEWHOYOUARE 🌈

BEWHOYOUARE🌈: FR UR PRIDDDEEE~

AmIAllmightsKid: DONT HIDE~

TazeYouInYourBallSack ⚡   has changed Tokoyami Fumikage to EdgarAllenPoe

EdgarAllenPoe: Ok i like it.

TazeYouInYourBallSack⚡: YESSSSSS

TazeYouInYourBallSack ⚡   has changed Shoto Todoroki to ElsaxZukoLoveChild

ElsaxZukoLoveChild: I do not know who this elsa or zuko is but i accept

TazeYouInYourBallSack⚡: We are watching frozen and avatar later omggggg

TazeYouInYourBallSack ⚡   has changed Hitoshi Shinsou to TheseEyebagsAreGuci

TheseEyebagsAreGuci: Not that bad

TazeYouInYourBallSack⚡: :D

TazeYouInYourBallSack ⚡   has changed Eijiro Kirishima to LetsGetDownToBuisness

LetsGetDownToBuisness: OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

LetsGetDownToBuisness:: I LOVE IT OMGGGGGGGG

TazeYouInYourBallSack⚡: YUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TazeYouInYourBallSack ⚡   has changed Tsuyu Asui to TURNTHEFRIGGENFROGSGAY

TURNTHEFRIGGENFROGSGAY: I like it, kero

IHearALL: The fact that sparky did ok on these scares me

AmIAllmightsKid: I think kami is great at nicknames

TazeYouInYourBallSack⚡: thank you mido

TazeYouInYourBallSack⚡: your the only one who apreciates me

IHearALL: *Appreciates Dumbass

TazeYouInYourBallSack⚡: Leave me the fuck alone damn

TazeYouInYourBallSack⚡: always coming after me damn

TheseEyebagsAreGuci: As funny as this is

TheseEyebagsAreGuci: i have a thought

TURNTHEFRIGGENFROGSGAY: oooo lets hear ittt, kero

AmIAllmightsKid: 3AM THOUGHTSSSS

ElsaxZukoLoveChild: midoriya its only 10:30

AmIAllmightsKid: LEAVE ME ALONE 😐

ElsaxZukoLoveChild: oh ok sorry for bothering

AmIAllmightsKid: NO THAT WAS A JOKKEE AHHHHHHHHHH

ElsaxZukoLoveChild: Oh ok

ElsaxZukoLoveChild: Sorry i did not realized we were joking

AmIAllmightsKid: ItS fInE

TheseEyebagsAreGuci: NOW BACK TO MY THOUGHT! 

TheseEyebagsAreGuci: What if we are all characters yk

TheseEyebagsAreGuci: Like were in a show, movie, book whatever

TheseEyebagsAreGuci: Were not like real even though we think we are

TheseEyebagsAreGuci: Yk?

TURNTHEFRIGGENFROGSGAY: . . .

AmIAllmightsKid: WAIT

AmIAllmightsKid: NO CUZ THIS IS SO WAHATTTAT

IHearALL:NOT YOU MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXSITENCE HUHUHUHU

BEWHOYOUARE🌈: NAH CZ U GT A PNTTT

ElsaxZukoLoveChild: if were in a show i better be the main character

ElsaxZukoLoveChild: BC I SWEAR THE WRITER MUST HAVE SOME FUCKIN HATE TOWARDS ME WITH ALL THE SHIT THEY PUT ME THROUGH

TazeYouInYourBallSack⚡: BRO OMG I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKET THAT\

TazeYouInYourBallSack⚡: WHAT IF THEIR WATCHING US RN 

LetsGetDownToBuisness: BRO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

EdgarAllenPoe: This is quite the worrying thought.

EdgarAllenPoe: The shadows say they like your thought process.

AmIAllmightsKid: WAT IF WERE ALL JUST BACKGROUND CHARACTERS|

AmIAllmightsKid: LIKE WHO IS THE MAIN CHARCTER

TheseEyebagsAreGuci: My bets are on you deku, you do seem to attract everything to you

ElsaxZukoLoveChild: NO BUT WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEE

BEWHOYOUARE🌈: I agre wth todo

BEWHOYOUARE🌈: Wrtrs LUV pttng main chrctrs throgh tuff shit

TazeYouInYourBallSack⚡: I agree with shinsou, they always put the secondaries through tuffer shit to make people like them

IHearALL: I say its me

BEWHOYOUARE🌈: Rsning?

IHearALL: bc i want to

IHearALL: Im better than yall so ya

TURNTHEFRIGGENFROGSGAY:  I think its aoyama

TURNTHEFRIGGENFROGSGAY: Hes always staring at random spaces

TURNTHEFRIGGENFROGSGAY: What if Shes looking at the people watching us, kero

EdgarAllenPoe: I agree with tsu.

EdgarAllenPoe: She is quite strange when they stare off like that.

LetsGetDownToBuisness: I think we’re all the main character in our own story.

AmIAllmightsKid: I agree!!

EdgarAllenPoe: How dare you bring your filthy positive talk here

IHearALL: ughhhh ewwwwwwwww positivity

TheseEyebagsAreGuci: How dare you taint the dark of night with that shit

TazeYouInYourBallSack⚡: Damn emo now are we

ElsaxZukoLoveChild: I still think im the main character

TazeYouInYourBallSack⚡: BRO TFFFF

EdgarAllenPoe: ?

TazeYouInYourBallSack⚡: IIDA KNOCKED ON MY WALL AND YELLED AT ME TELLING ME TO GO TO SLEEP

TazeYouInYourBallSack⚡: AND TO TELL YALL AS WELL

AmIAllmightsKid: How in the ever loving fuck-

TheseEyebagsAreGuci: He might have saw we were all active

TheseEyebagsAreGuci: Hes spamming my dms saying to go to bed :l

AmIAllmightsKid: Same

ElsaxZukoLoveChild:  Hes doing that to me too

LetsGetDownToBuisness: Well maybe we should get some sleep then

IHearALL: Ya whateverrrr

TheseEyebagsAreGuci: Goodnight people of the night

TURNTHEFRIGGENFROGSGAY: I wont be sleeping but gn i guess, kero

EdgarAllenPoe: Have terrible nightmares children

BEWHOYOUARE🌈: wr th sme age tokoyami

EdgarAllenPoe: SHUT YOUR FUCK

BEWHOYOUARE🌈: OK WHTVR NITE IG DSAMN

ElsaxZukoLoveChild: Good night people

AmIAllmightsKid: Night!!

TazeYouInYourBallSack⚡: I odnt want to slepe

TheseEyebagsAreGuci: I think you do

TazeYouInYourBallSack⚡: how rued

TheseEyebagsAreGuci: SLEEP NOWWWW

TazeYouInYourBallSack⚡: So demanding and for why

TheseEyebagsAreGuci: Kami

TazeYouInYourBallSack⚡: FINNNNEEEE

TazeYouInYourBallSack⚡: Good night toshi!!

TheseEyebagsAreGuci: Good night sparks

Dm’s Between Meow and Woof

Meow: Ive got it badddd

Woof: Shouldnt you be sleepung

Meow: I dont see you sleepingg

Woof: well you seeee

Woof: *runs*

Meow: NO GET BACK HERE YOU BITCH

Woof: Why so i can listen to you complain on how pretty kaminari is

Woof: I think to think not

Meow: YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU

Woof: *LE GASP*

Meow: OH QUIT THAT SHIT

Woof: HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH BAD NO NO WORDS

Meow: Oh shut up you dumbass im trying to tell you my feelings of hopeless love

Woof: OH COME ON NOT THIS AGAINNN

Woof: YOUR SO DUMB TO NOT SEE HE LIKES YOU

Meow: OH REALLY

Meow: SO ITS DUMB WHEN I DO IT WITH KAMI BUT ITS NOT WITH YOU AND SERO AND AOYAMA

Woof: THATS DIFFERENT

Woof: THEIR BOTH SO OUT OF MY LEAUGE AND LIKE WHTA IF THEIR NOT POLY AND HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Meow: Excatly

Woof: WHatever im going to sleep away my problems

Meow: Whatever ugh

Chapter Text

Were all dying here

Hideandseekchampian: You know what

Hideandseekchampian: I just realized we never did our movie night

PrincessBubblegum<3: Oh, you’re right. I guess we got to distracted after welcoming Shinsou into the dorms.

NoSlow: Oh my I totally forgot we were going to do a movie night!!

NoSleep: Movie night?

NoSlow: Kaminari doesn’t sleep well, along with other students of course, so we decided that we would start having sleepover kind of things and the day you joined we decided to have a movie night.

NoSlow: Because of the fact you were joining though we must have all forgotten about our plans. I am deeply sorry for forgetting everyone.

acidreflex: YO I TTLLY FORGT

acidreflex: UGGHHHHH

RockHard: sammmeeee

RockHard: I forgot cuz of banana fish hours ooooof

NoGravity: Oof i forgot as well

Sugardaddy: I felt like i was forgetting something :l

wishspiderman: Guess everyone did lol

Marceline<3: dammnnnn

Marceline<3: I was so excited to just binge a bunch of disney movies ugh

*: ･ﾟ ✧ SPARKLE*: ･ﾟ ✧: I think it was author who forgot not you beautés

Hideandseekchampian: AOYAMA

Hideandseekchampian deleted one message from *: ･ﾟ ✧ SPARKLE*: ･ﾟ ✧

NoSlow: ??

*:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧: Nothing mon amour

NoSlow: Ok!! I should really download a translator for your texts.

*:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧: Oh theres no need for that mon amour it means um my dear friend

NoSlow: Oh ok!! Noted :).

DM’s Between The Darknees & The Lite

The Darknees: Ah yes ‘dear friend’.

The Lite: SHHHHHHHHHHHH

Were all dying here

NoSlow: @pikapika

NoSlow: My apologies for forgetting Kaminari!

pikapika: Its fine broski  

pikapika: Tbh i forgot as well lol 

Babyヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ: we can do it tonight,,╰(*°▽°*)╯

kingofhugs: I agree with kouda, today sounds like a great idea to me

pikapika: Ya!!

NoBones: Im open!! :)

NoBones: As is the rest of the dekusquad

NoGravity: How did you know that

NoBones: yall gave me your schedules dumbass 

NoGravity: oh yaaaaaa

TNTIMDYNAMITE: MY DUMBASSES ARE OPEN BUT I AM NOT COMING

pikapika: Whhhhaaaaaatttt

wishspiderman: Oh come on brooooooo

acidreflex: dnt be a prty pooprrrr

TNTIMDYNAMITE: I SAID IM NOT COMING AND I MEAN IT NOW LEAVE ME ALONE

RockHard: plssss come onnnnn

TNTIMDYNAMITE: NO IM FUCKIN NOT COMING HAIR FOR BRAINS

RockHard: KATS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TNTIMDYNAMITE: ...

TNTIMDYNAMITE: FINE

acidreflex: :O

wishspiderman: Hey kiri

wishspiderman: You got something to tell us my bro

RockHard: OMFG NOTHING IS GOING ONNN UGGHHHHHH 

pikapika: you sure 😏 

RockHard: YES OMG 

pikapika: ok ok suuuurrreee

kungfupanda: Me, kouda, shoji, and tokoyami are coming :)

Hideandseekchampian: I wont be able to sorry :(

pikapika: Why not :( 

Hideandseekchampian: I’m having dinner with my family tonight due to my brothers bday party.

kungfupanda: Oh thats ok

Hideandseekchampion: Im sorryyyyyy!!! 

pikapika: Bro its fine dwdw!

RockHard: Ya well have more of these dw!! 

NoGravity: Ya gurlie your fine!!

Hideandseekchampian: Urgghhh how dare yall be nice to me urgghhh

*:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧: I also will not be able to make it. my family is having a game night tonight and i must be there.

NoSlow: Thats OK! As of my knowledge the people coming are Midoriya, Todoroki, Uraraka, Tsu, Shinsou, Kaminari, Mina, Sero, Bakugo, Jiro, Ojiro, Tokoyami, Shoji, Kouda, and myself.

NoSlow: @ Sugardaddy @ PrincessBubblegum<3 Will either of you be joining us?

PrincessBubblegum<3: I will not I’m sorry. My parents are having a meeting with another family and have requested I join. Sorry guys. 

Marceline<3: Thats ok baby. You can join us next time dw!! <3 

PrincessBubblegum<3: Thank you darling. I will definitely be coming to the next one. <3 

pikapika: My homophobia is back 🤮 

Marceline<3: Is that jealousy i smell 😘 

pikapika: Nah its probably just your musty ass 😱 

acidreflex: oop-

Sugardaddy: um anyways-

Sugardaddy: I will be joining and providing snacks :)

wishspiderman: Our god sent OMGGGG

NoSleep: Woah woah woah hold all yalls horses really tight

NoSleep: bc when tf did i say i was coming to this

NoSlow: You didnt i did

NoSlow: You are coming

NoSleep: I think your forgetting a /nf there buddy

NoSlow: Uh no because this is forced

NoSleep: You are being forced to come

NoSleep: Uh no im not

NoSlow: UH yes you are

acidreflex: im so cnfsd

HotTopic: We can tell hun

wishspiderman: so are you coming shin or are you skipping

NoSlow: Hes coming

NoSleep: NO IM NOT

pikapika: Your not?

NoSleep: no

pikapika: oh ok

NoSleep: ya um imma go

NoFucks: where are you going, kero?

NoSleep: You just KNOW when to come dont you

NoFucks: Its my hidden talent, kero.

NoSleep: Monoma asked if we could go to a cafe together and hangout at the mall after.

NoSleep: So ya i gtg

NoSleep: Peace out bitches.

NoSleep: have fun at yalls sleepover

pikapika: Will do!! Have fun with monoma!! Not to much fun tho 😏

NoSleep: perish

        NoSleep has gone offline

pikapika: If monoma dies will ANYONE miss him 

pikapika: WRONG GC AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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RockHard: . . .

NoBones: oop

acidreflex: got something you wanna share denkssss 

pikapika: not right now pls 

acidreflex: ok ill back off

acidreflex:  for now.....

TNTIMDYNAMITE: NO ONE WOULD MISS THAT WEASLE FROM THE BARBIE RAPUNZLE MOVIE LOOKING ASS NARCISIST!!!

NoBones: THATS WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE OMGGGG

Marceline<3: WAIT YOOU MEAN THAT ONE REALLY HORNY WEALSE OMGGGG

NoSlow: We shouldnt say such mean things about others Bakugo!! Most definitely behind their back!!

TNTIMDYNAMITE: LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME IM WRONG

NoSlow: I CANT AND THATS THE PROBLEM!!

TNTIMDYNAMITE: exactly

The roads are all gay

KEEPGOINGDUMBASS: Denks you ok

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: OFC why wouldnt i be!!

STOPBITCH: well your texting patterns seemed different when Shinbro said he was going out with Monoma

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: Im Fine i promise

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: Im just nevous on how the sleepovers going to go

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: Yk mina shes bound to have something planned lol

KEEPGOINGDUMBASS: If your sure...

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: I am!!

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: I appreciate the concern but im fine!!

STOPBITCH: Whatever you say bro

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: Wait is that bakugo screaming??

KEEPGOINGDUMBASS: ya me and kiri were helping (BEING HIS SLAVES) in the kitchen.

STOPBITCH: hES mad were on our phones

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: Well go help!! Stop worrying abt me im fine!!

SLOWTHEFUCKDOWN: I should go see if mina needs help setting up anyways so peace

STOPBITCH: KKS!!

KEEPGOINGDUMBASS: Gays out!

Dm’s between Kaminari Denki & Iida Tenya

Kaminari Denki: Hey Iida!!

Kaminari Denki: So I had a question abt shinsou

Kaminari Denki: I mean yall are close so i thought you would know kinda thing :)

Iida Tenya: Hey Kaminari! You two are getting pretty close in my opinion!!

Iida Tenya: Also, if the question is about Hitoshi shouldn’t you, I don’t know, ask him??

Kaminari Denki: Ok im just going to ignore the sarcasm for now, BUT COME ON!!

Kaminari Denki: He wont tell me if i ask himmmmmm

Kaminari Denki: He’ll say its none of my buissnneeessssss

Iida Tenya: That is his decision. He doesn’t have to tell you Kaminari. 

Kaminari Denki: ok....

Iida Tenya: sigh

Iida Tenya: What the question?

Kaminari Denki: EEEHHHH

Kaminari Denki: ok so...

Kaminari Denki: Do you know if shinsou likes anyone?

Iida Tenya: This is about Monoma isn’t it.

Kaminari Denki: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat noooooooooooooooooooo

Kaminari Denki: I mean why would i care yk?

Iida Tenya: If you didn’t care, you wouldn’t have asked.

Kaminari Denki: . . .

Kaminari Denki: Im done 

Kaminari Denki: Im leving goodbye. 

 Iida Tenya: First, its *leaving

Iida Tenya: Second, ITS NOT MY INFO TO SHARE!!!

Iida Tenya: See you tonight Kaminari!!

Kaminari Denki: See you then

Dms Between Book Smart & Street Smart

Street Smart: He likes him doesnt he.

Street Smart: This is definitely a date.

Street Smart: I mean why did I even get my hopes up that he could even like me.

Street Smart: I mean i should have seen it coming.

Street Smart: But i thought maybe MAYBE he could like me like that

Street Smart: And why

Street Smart: Because he pays attention to what i say for longer than like 5 seconds

Street Smart: Im so stupid

Street Smart: HE HAS SHOWN 0 INTREST IN ME

Street Smart: yet i thought maybe we could be together

Street Smart: UGH

Street Smart: I so should have seen this coming i mean hes so out of my league

Street Smart: Hes so awesome and handsome and smart and kind and quiet and im so

Street Smart: me

Street Smart: Maybe him and monoma will be good together

Street Smart: Maybe theyll go on cute dates and hold hands and kiss under the stars

Street Smart: Myabe shinsou will start hating us to

Street Smart: . . .

Street Smart: Probably not that

Street Smart: BUT STILL

Street Smart: AND MONOMA OF ALL PEOPLE UGGGGGGGGGGGH

Street Smart: Best part

Street Smart: I was going to confess

Street Smart: Tonight

Street Smart: Too bad those plans got thrown out the window

Street Smart: And i hate how much it hurts

Street Smart: BECAUSE I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING!

Street Smart: IM SO STUPID TO THINK THAT IT COULD EVER HAPPEN

Street Smart: oops your probably with momo

Street Smart: sorry forblowing up you phone

                                        Street Smart has deleted 28 messages

Street Smart: See you tonight bestie

Street Smart: <3

Dm’s Between MoonDrop & SunnyDrop

SunnyDrop: Hey shin :)

SunnyDrop: i just wanted to say Have fun on your thing with Monoma :D

MoonDrop: Hey Kami :P

MoonDrop: Will do. Have fun at your sleepover thingy

SunnyDrop: OFC :)

SunnyDrop: See you tomorow?

MoonDrop: yup :)

SunnyDrop: Coolios :)

MoonDrop: Mons here

MoonDrop: Gtg

MoonDrop: Peace :P

SunnyDrop: Bye :D

                  (A/N) REAL QUICK THING WHEN YOU SEE THIS NEXT CHAT THING ALL OF THE STUFF IS IN ENGLISH SO YA (ILL HAVE IT ALL IN ITALICS SO YOU KNOW!!!!! BECAUSE EVEN THO I HAVENT BEEN WRITING IN JAPANESE, THEY STILL SPEAK IT BROS. (A/N)

The gayest sibs to exist

ElectroTherapyPersonified: hey guuuyyyssss

NeedsAngerManagement: DENKI MY BROOOOOO

IsabellaIsThatYou?: Hey dens whats up :)

ScaryHorrorBoi: Yo

IAmAMirror : Soup

ElectroTherapyPersonified: are yall open this weekend

IsabellaIsThatYou: Ya i am and mom and maw are goinng to some fancy vacation place for their anniversary so the house is also open lol

IAmAMirror: I am as well :)

ScaryHorrorBoi: i have no friends so ya im open lol

NeedsAngerManagement: i am now

NeedsAngerManagement: my friends are all sick or busy or whatever

NeedsAngerManagement: Why whats up

ElectroTherapyPersonified: i just need a distraction from the world

ElectroTherapyPersonified: the guy i liked is probably with someone else, my best friend is talking to me less due to her girlfriend and my grades are HURENDOUS and i just feel UGH yk

ScaryHorrorBoi: SEE friends are useless. you dont need em

ElectroTherapyPersonified: yall are the only bitches who just RELAX

ElectroTherapyPersonified: all my friends here think that means train and talk about it

ScaryHorrorBoi: oof mst suck balls huh

IAmAMirror: talking about our feelings ewwwww

IsabellaIsThatYou: You all need therapy

IsabellaIsThatYou: badly

NeedsAngerManagement: rude bitch we do not

IsabellaIsThatYou: literally read your name dumbass

NeedsAngerManagement: WHATEVER OMG

ElectroTherapyPersonified: SHUT UP THIS IS ABOUT ME NOT YOU DOOFUSES

ElectroTherapyPersonified: NOW DOES SATURDAY SOUND GOOD TO YOU IDIOTS

IsabellaIsThatYou: Sounds good to me :)

IAmAMirror: same lol

NeedsAngerManagement : how many days till then ??

ScaryMcHorrorBoi: bruh

ElectroTherapyPersonified: 1 dumbass its tomorow

NeedsAngerManagement: cool

ElectroTherapyPersonified: DOES IT WORK FOR YOU OR NOT

NeedsAngerManagement: oh ya ya it does lol

ElectroTherapyPersonified: Ok cool great awesome

ElectroTherapyPersonified: gtg my friends need me oof

NeedsAngerManagement: oh ya you have that stupid sleepover tthing

ElectroTherapyPersonified: yup

IsabellaIsThatYou: Have fun den’s :)

ScaryMcHorrorBoi: good luck broski

IAmAMirror: youll need it lol

ElectroTherapyPersonified: whatever peace out losers :^

Chapter Text

   I look at the texts rereading them, making sure I didn’t miss a single detail.

   Are they together or am I overreacting?

   Could he tell I was upset when I texted him?

   If Midoriya and Kirishima could tell maybe he could as well!

   Its dumb I know. I shouldn’t be so butt hurt that he likes someone else. Hell, I should have seen it coming. Why would Shinsou the amazing, tough, quiet, thoughtful, most smart guy I’ve ever met be into, well, me?

   I’m none of those things.

   I’m not amazing, amazingly dumb yes, but not amazing.

   I’m in no way tough. I can barely take a flick to the head from Jiro without getting upset.

   I’m obviously not quiet AT ALL. I just have to much to say, you know what I mean?

   I’m not thoughtful. I can barely pay attention when my friends are talking to me sometimes.

   And lastly....

   I’m not smart.

   Anyone who’s ever met me can tell you that.

   So why would he like me?

   Because I annoy him?

   I bug him constantly even though he stated he wants NO FRIENDS!

   I pull him into doing weird shit with me, like standing on the roof with me on his first day! Alone!! HOW CREEPY IS THAT!!!

   So why did I think he could like me?

   WHY DID I GET MY HOPES UP?!?!

    I’m just dumb.

   KNOCK, KNOCK “KAMI!! ARE YOU READYYYY?!?!”

   Shit Ashido!

  I quickly jump from my bed rushing to my closet to grab the outfit I laid out, just some of my silk yellow and black pajamas with my Shera themed slippers.

 “HELLOOOO” More banging, just fucking give me a moment.

 “IM GETTING DRESSED GIVE ME A MOMENT!!” The banging stops, thank fucking god, and I quickly get dressed, almost tripping in the process.

  I run and grab my red fluffy blanket, a comfort item of mine, a pillow and look in the mirror to make sure my hair looks decent, and to be honest, it does for once in its life. The problem though is the red on my nose and under my eyes.

  WHEN THE FUCK WAS I CRYING?!?!?

  “BRO WHY ARE YOU TAKING THIS LONG UGHHH!!” Ah yes, Ashido the queen of patience.

   “JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE!" I quickly grab a towel and rub it on my nose and eyes. After I’m done with that there is still a hint of pink still prominent on my nose. I brushed it off, because what else am I supposed to do, and ran to the door.

 “Ugh finally bro!!” Ashido said dramatically draping her arm over zir forehead. “I’ve been waiting for ages!”

   “Yeah right.” I roll my eyes. I close and lock my door and look at Ashido's outfit. She wore white pajamas with one of those really fancy pink robes and pink fluffy slippers. “Nice robe dude!” I said flashing my signature smile and a thumbs up.

   “Why thank you.” Zey said practically jumping in place. “BUT WE GOTTA GO COME ONNNN!!!!” She grabbed my arm and started bolting to the elevator.

   “BRO SLOW DOWN!” Unfortunately for me zey did NOT slow down. She stopped quickly in front of the elevator, causing me to bump right into zim.

   “Oops sorry.” She giggled and pushed me into the elevator. This girl has NO brain I swear. Zey starts going on and on about some of the things planned, though I was only half listening.

   Its kind of sad how much my mind wanders off to him whenever its not distracted. I think of how he broke out of his shell, making friends with our class . I think of how being around him is like a breath of fresh air. I think of how comforting his voice is, or how strong he is. I think of how much of a hopeless romantic he is, going on about fantasy dates and things of the sorts. 

   Does Monoma enjoy all those things about him? Does he appreciate all the small things?

    Does Shinsou take him on all his date ideas? Call him all the cute pet names? Do they cuddle and watch movies together? Do they tell each other everything?

    God its depressing how much I care.

   “Hey sparks. What’s on the mind bro?”

   Oh, shit right I’m with Ashido! What was she saying again?

   “Oh nothing. Just thinking about how amazing tonight will be!!” I said jumping up from my spot on the ground. I then come face to face with Ashido's ‘I know somethings wrong don’t even TRY with me’ face.

   “Really? Because I brushed off your cry nose,” Zey state poking my nose for emphasis. “But I can’t brush off the face you had my dude. Just spill. It’ll help.” And she looked at me how cat people look at kicked kittens when they pick them up off the ground. And UGH now I feel bad for worrying her.

   “It’s nothing really.” I lie, you know, like a liar. “I had been watching A Silent Voice when you came ok. That shit is beyond sad. How could I not cry?!” I pat her shoulder giving her a fake very real reassuring smile.

   “Ok... If your sure-” she said being cut off by the elevator dinging, signaling we are at our destination.

    “I am!! I promise bro!” I said grabbing my stuff and rushing out. Which happened to be the WRONG idea because I ran straight into a VERY red faced Sero. We both fell right into Mina who seemed to be running after me, all falling down onto the ground.

   “Oh my god!! Sorry dude and dudett.” Sero said as they got off us. They gave a shy smile, blush still prominent, and scratched their neck. “I should start watching where I’m going, I guess.”

    “Nah it’s my fault. I ran into you dude.” I said giving them my signature Denki smile.

    “Hey Sero?” Ashido started looking at them dead in the eyes. “Are you blushing?”

    AND YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN SEROS EYES OH MY GOD!! They got so wide I thought they were going to pop out of their head!!

    “No bro its not what you think!” They waved one hand in front of their face the other being held on their face. “I’m just a little warm that’s all!!”

   “Mmmhhmmmm.” I said giving a smug smile. Sero is TERRIBLE at hiding things, wears their emotions and thoughts on their sleeve. “You sure this has nothing to do with, I don’t know, a tall blue haired class rep.?” They quickly slapped their hand over my mouth and shushed me and Ashido.

   “Keep your mouths SHUT. They might hear you.” They yelled in a whisper. We looked over the corner to see the rest of the class in the common room.

   “Bro what happened?” I asked, making sure to keep my voice down.

   “Yeah, what did he do to make you this red?” Ashido asked excitedly, thankfully in a whisper.

   “Nothing.” Sero said clearly not wanting to open up. “Nothing happened ok. Just urgh.” They said covering their face with their hands.

   “Ok we’ll leave you alone.” I said chuckling lightly. I look back at Ashido and wink.

   “For now.” Zey said patting his shoulder. We both leave Sero there, poor little gay panic dude, and head into the common room.

   Upon entering I notice a few things:

• Kiri and Baku are....cuddling. Well, it’s more of Kiri has his head in Baku’s lap and he’s just...letting him. It’s slightly terrifying.
• Midoriya, Ochako, Kouda, and Tokoyami are all sitting and making friendship bracelets. For whom? No idea.
• Iida and Jiro are just listening to music on the ground. Which is cool, I guess.
• Ojiro and Shoji are sitting and talking on one of the couches. I don’t know what about, but yeah.
• A nice smell is emerging from the kitchen.

    Me being the nosey hoe I am I look in the kitchen to see Sato, Tsu, and Todoroki making baked goods.

   And I mean all kinds of baked goods. I see cake, brownies, cookies, mochi, what looks to be frog bread, donuts, and even sopapillas.

  MY stomach made some noises, telling me how hungry I was, also alerting the chefs.

  “Nope, get out of the kitchen Kami.” Rikido said shooing me away with a towel.

  “Oh, come on. It smells so good though.” I groaned in protest as I backed away. “What happened to Bakugo cooking?” I said remembering the conversation with Mido and Kiri.

   “We kicked him out when he started adding hot sauce to my- I mean our- Soba.” Todoroki said not even sparing me a second glance. “Now out.” he pointed to the entrance, still not looking up.

   “Come on please!” I pleaded, even putting my hands together in a prayer position.

  “Nope only people cooking and cleaning allowed, kero.” Tsu said, not even sparing me a glance.

  “Fine.” I said making sure to make a long ‘I’ sound. “Y’all are no fun.”

  “Sure, we aren’t.” Rikido said going back into the kitchen. I make a ‘hmph’ sound and decide to go sit by, who is now sitting on the floor by Iida and Jiro, Sero.

  “Sup bro’s.” I said sitting next to Sero.

  “Hello Kaminari-san.” Iida said, pulling out his headphone. Which caused Sero and Jiro to notice me; Jiro who was attached to the headphones and Sero who was staring at Iida, though said man will never know.

  “Hey sparks.” Don’t we just love when Jiro and Bakugo produce such creative nicknames.

  “Hi Kams.” Sero greeted, breaking their gaze from Iida.

  “Whatcha listening to?” I asked leaning onto Sero so I could see the phone.

  “That band you told me about, from the prequirk era.” Jiro replied turning on their phone and oh my goodness her wallpaper is them and Yaoyorozu. They are sickeningly cute oh my god. “Big Theif.” 

  “Oooo. Do you like it?” I said bouncing a little. Its what I do when I’m excited, sue me.

  “Yeah, though I think Iida likes it more then me.” The boy in question looking at me with a big smile.

  “Yes, it truly is a good group.” He said nodding at me.

  “I’m glad.” I smiled back at him and looked to Sero who had been real quiet during the interaction to see them a bright red. I chuckle and sit back down next to them, giving their shoulder a nudge. They quickly covered thier face and looked down.

  Useless gays am I right?

“OK PEOPLE LETS GET THE SHOW ON THE ROAD!” Ashido yelled as the class chefs brought food to the table.

   “SHUT UP RACOON EYES!” Bakugo yelled, matching her volume despite wanted zim to be quieter, as the chefs got to the table.

   All kinds of sweets (Rikido), baked goods (Tsu), and dinner dishes (Todoroki) were presented to us, causing a bunch of stomachs to start growling through the common room.

   “Thank you for the food.” Ashido said giving smiles and hugs to each of them. “But now time for the big thing. GAMES!!” She said clapping her hands.

   “Um Ashido-san this is a movie night not-“

   “Sorry Iida, but we’ll do movies later. Nobodies tired yet so why not have some fun.” Ashido said cutting poor class rep. off.

   “That sounds fun.”

   “Yeah!!”

   “Ooo What games are we gonna play.”

  “I hope monopoly!”

  “I want to play life.”

  “YES!!”

  There were so many voices at once trying to think of games. Though a few quieter ones just wanted to watch movies.

   Me included.

   Knowing Ashido, we’ll probably play a game where we will have to confess something, and zey will ask me about earlier.

   And to be honest.

   I don’t want to do that.

  Who wants to talk about their feelings?

  Go on raise your hands.

  Exactly.

  No one.

  But alas we’re settling for games first. Maybe it will help me forget about Shinsou and his maybe-maybe-not date with Monoma.

  “Ok! So, for tonight I have planned out some games already.” She said showing a schedule no one can read. Girl has the fanciest handwriting I swear. “So, who’s ready for the first one.”

“HA, I WIN! SUCK IT LOSERS!” Uraraka screamed putting her hand into an L shape on her head. So far, she’s won all three rounds of monopoly.

 “Damn Ocha, your good at this game, kero.” Tsu said giving her a high-five.

  “Yeah! Good job.” Mido said patting her shoulder. The Dekusquad were always good sports. The Bakusquad on the other hand.

   “SHUT UP FUCKING ROUND CHEEKS!! NO ON GIVES A SHIT!!” Bakugo said jumping out of his chair.

   “Kats calm down.” Kiri tried to pull him back down into his seat.

  “She has to be cheating!” Sero said throwing down their money.

  “Definitely! How else do you win three times in a row the fuck!” Ashido said copying Sero’s movements.

   “Y’all just suck.” Uraraka said smugly, crossing her arms.

   I decided upon not playing, I’ve never played and have no idea how the game even works so yeah. As did Tokoyami, Shoji, and Kouda.

   “Whatever lets just play the next fucking game. I’m getting pretty sick of watching Uraraka win.” Jiro said picking up a sopapilla and biting into it.

    “Ok then good thing you can’t win the next one.” Ashido said smiling smugly.

    “Aw but I like watching people lose.” Uraraka pouted.

    “Don’t worry, you’ll like this game.” Zey winked, causing a devious look to appear on Uraraka’s face.

    Please don’t be-

   “TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE TIME!!” Oh, fuck me! But also, phew, at least its not truth or dare.

   Several people were obviously excited, two truths and a lie is fun not going to lie, but it’s not when you have secrets.

   “FUCK NO! I’M NOT PLAYING THAT MIDDLE SCHOOL SLEEPOVER DUMB SHIT!” Bakugo screamed.

  Some agreed, saying things like it gets too personal and stuff. Ashido did not care though. The girl is nice, but she will do anything for drama.

  “Sorry but I already let you guys not do some of the other games. You have to play it.” Mina gave a smug smile as several sighs and grumbles were heard. “You chose to be here so no taksies backsies!” She smiled gleefully. Zir a menace.

 “Fine.”

 “Lets just get it over with.”

  “Whatever fucking pink skin.”

  “Hey maybe it will help us bond closer bros!” Kiri, that pure hearted soul that burns my eyes, said punching his fists together.

   “yeah.” We all looked to see Kouda giving everyone a shy smile, who quickly looked down when we did. Now everyone was on board. Who could say no to Kouda?

   So, we all got into a circle, Sato on my left and Iida on my right. Ashido then went on to explain the rules, I only half listened though. I knew the game well.

   She added onto the game a new step, there would be categories for each round. So, zey would pick a category then everyone would say things to go with it. Also, that since there were so many of us, we would raise our hands to guess which were lies and which were true, that person would either be next (they got it right) or be out (they got it wrong). So technically, yes you could win and Mina is just dum- I mean zey just didn’t think about it.

   It sounded fun, scary when you know Ashido, but fun.

   “I’m going first since I set the schedule and stuff up.” She said holding her head high. “So, our first category is firsts, it can be about ANYTHING, but has to be about firsts.” Everyone nodded or said OK to show our acknowledgment. “Ok so 1: I broke my arm the first time I rode a bike. 2: I my first pet was a goldfish named Ronald. 3: My first kiss was in a McDonalds parking lot.”

   Kiri raised his hand; he was the first to do so as well.

   “Kiri let’s see what you think my dude.” Zey said with a smug smile.

  “Ok so the kiss one is true, as is the one about the bike, but you did not have a fish named Ronald. Your first pet was a Guinea pig named marly.” He said smiling proudly.

   “Damn it! I forgot I told you that.” She said hanging zir head low as she scooted out of the circle.

   “Ok, my turn.”

     After several more rounds, we got back to Kiri.

    He thought for a while then smiled brightly. “1: My first day of 3^rd grade I got locked in a locker for 30 minuets by some kid. 2: My first date was to a beach, but there was a shark coming near the shore so we left. 3: My first thought of Iida was that he was going to definitely be gay.” He gave a soft smile to Iida as the room burst into laughter. Eventually it died down and Mido raised his hand. “Give it a shot bro.”

    “Ok so the first one is a lie and two and three are true.” It said giggling slightly. Unfortunately, Kiri shook his head, good thing I didn’t get picked, I had the same answers. “What?!? What’s the lie?”

     “My first date was at an arcade, not a beach. Sorry dude.” He scratched the back of his neck sparing Mido a sweet smile, which was reciprocated as Mido scooted out of the circle.

     “Wait so you seriously thought Iida was gay?” Sero asked laughing through it.

    “Still do bro I don’t know why but my gaydar said, and keeps saying, ‘yes that one there is a homosexual’.” He said matter-of-factly. “Wait, who’s turn is it now?”

     “Well since Mido was wrong, now you pick the next category and next person.” Zey smiled and gestured for him to continue the game.

      “Oh well the category is...” He thought for a second brightening up when he finally got one. “Crushing. Like crushes or you know crushing something.” He smiled as everyone gaped.

     This will be fun.

     “And I pick...Sero!”

     Oh, so much fun!!

     “Well.” The dude started sweating. “Um.” Everyone waited patiently for their answer till it finally came: “1) I once crushed a phone under my moms car by accident. 2) I once crushed my sisters hand in a car door. 3) I always crush on my best friends for some reason.” They said doing the finger gun fuck boy face. I put my hand up first, obviously because I know my best bro more than anyone. “Go ahead Kami.”

    “The first one is a lie!” I said pointing in their face with a smug smile.

    “You are correct broskie.” They scooted out of the circle.

    “Duh, I’m your best friend, who knows you better than me? Exactly no on.” I said slicing my hand across my neck while flicking my head sideways.

    “Um bro.” Ashido tapped my shoulder, when did the bitch get over here?

    “Yuh?”

     "Do you know what you being his best friend means?” I nod.

    “That were platonic male wives duh.” Giving my bestie for the resties a sideways fist bump, since he was close (he sat on Iida’s right).

   “So true bruh” Sero wiped a false tear.

   “No, he just admitted he’s always had crushes on his best friends. Which means...” Shoji said not finishing the sentence. And I’m so confused on what they’re not really saying.

   And I must have looked just as confused as I was because Bakugo had enough.

   “He’s either had or still has a crush on you dumbass.” He huffed.

    Oh.

   “What.” That’s all you got brain! Say something more urgh!

   “Yeah.” Sero said clicking his tongue.

   Oh.

   “I used to have the hugest crush on you bro, you just never seemed interested.” He said shrugging his shoulders.

  Oh phew.

 Damn that’s a lot of ohs brain.

 “You good Kaminari?” Rikido asked. Oh right. I’m with everyone and probably look like a fool.

  “Right as rain bro! Sorry I just never feel like people might think of me like that.” I say sheepishly. And it was true. Sero, one of the coolest people I’ve ever met, liking me?

   Make it make sense.

  “You shouldn’t put yourself down like that Kami!” I look up to see Mido up and in my face. Damn these bitches are fast.

  “Yeah, your awesome Kams!” Uraraka said bouncing a little.

  “And not to mention that you are fairly attractive.” Ojiro said as if it was a fact.

  Though it wasn’t.

  I don’t think I’m ugly I’m just not what people usually look for when they want an attractive partner, you know.

 I’m not that muscular. Pretty scrawny compared to my classmates.

 I have a weird stomach, in between skinny and ‘fat’. Not that being ‘fat’ is a bad thing, it just is when it’s me, I guess.

 My body is, well, female, causing me to feel down about my body. Whether it be my thighs looking too feminine, or my slight curves looking too noticeable to me, or when I can’t wear a binder and my chest is out, or even my butt sometimes looks too feminine for my taste.

  And my hair isn’t considered that tasteful. Some even say it looks dumb and tacky, asking why I dyed it such a way. Which is dumb because it’s natural. It just grows like. I have no idea how but it does.

   And my voice, oh my voice. I try with voice training to make it deeper and the testosterone does help  but it just sounds so...bad to me. Like it sounds so dumb and fake, when I want it to sound real.

  And just so much else like my eyes and the way I walk, and URGH just me.

  “Yeah Kaminari-san, you shouldn’t talk such ways about yourself. I think you are quite nice.” I look to my right to see Iida smiling at me and saw a hint of sadness, realizing how he must feel as someone who clearly has a crush on Sero. Don’t ask how I know ok.

    “Thanks.” I smiled at everyone, realizing all those bitches were staring at me. “Now lets quit with the angsty shit cuz it’s my turn.” I said smiling. “Ok so 1) I once crushed my hand under a really big rock.” Several gasps and sharp inhales were heard, as they should be that shit hurt. “2) I thought I had a crush on this girl once, turned out I actually liked her brother.” I said smirking at Jiro, who was glaring daggers at me. “And 3) I crushed my UA entrance exams.”

     I look around to see Jiro waving her hand in the air with a smug smile.

     “Nobody?” I completely ignore her because why not. Hey that should be my moto. ‘Why not’. “Really no one?”

     “Stop being an ass come on!” I sign and signal for her to say her answer. “Ok so the first one is true, second on is FALSE, and third one is true.” She said crossing her arms smugly. “The second one is false because you like the girl as well.”

    “Oooo who was the girl Kams?” Kiri asked leaning forward into the circle.

    “Yeah, tell us!” Ashido said also leaning into the circle to the point I was scared she would fall on her face.

    “The girls first name is nunya and last name business.” I give both girls a smug smile as they glare at me.

    The class continues begging and I swear to the dark overlord himself I feel a headache start to form.

     Wait does the dark overlord use he/him pronouns.

    Is it even a dude?

   I don’t fucking know right now I’ve got bigger problems to deal with.

   “Yeah Kami~! Who is your past mysterious love interest~?” Ashido asked wiggling her eyebrows. No wonder Kiri is zir best friend, they are literally the same bitch different fonts. And I mean totally different fonts, ones in Bahnschrift SemiBold and the others in Castellar. And no, I won’t elaborate on which is who, you can guess.

      Wait?

      Am I talking to the voices in my head like an audience?

     Oh my Lanta, I’m going crazy.

    “You say that like were in some stupid T.V. show bubblegum bitch!” Bakugo yells sitting on his toes, you know when you sit on your toes and kind of on your knees.

     “Maybe we are.” Oh no, conspiroki. “Maybe were all just anime characters for people to enjoy watching?” He asks staring at the ground in front of him. I stopped thinking about this after the conversation was had that fateful night the insomnia chat was made, but oh my god the weird thoughts are back.

    “Nope, its hurting my brain.” Shoji says standing up and getting a glass of water from the kitchen.

    “Bro what?” Ojiro scratches his head.

    “Thats... Just.... what?” Iida exclaims blinking rapidly in confusion.

   Everyone started blubbering out words to express there just utter (heh utter) confusion and shock of Todo’s statement.

   Everyone other that insomnia chat members that is.

   “What a mad bouquet of darkness you have created.” Tokoyami said patting Todo’s shoulder.

   “I didn’t expect this reaction to be honest.” He said back, dropping his head a little. “Sorry.”

    “It’s fine Todoroki-kun! They’ll be ok.” Mido said rubbing his other shoulder.

    “Yeah! But still, I need all the deets on this past crush of yours.” Ashido said scooting closer to me.

   “Well, I already know who it was so I’m done with this conversation.” Jiro said rolling her eyes, but lucky for me, and unlucky for her, everyone heard and gave up asking me; instead going for asking her. I chuckle lightly at the scene before me.

    Just as I was about to remind them of our forgotten game, I felt a buzz under my butt. I move my pillow, grab my phone, and see a text from my sister.

PerfumaIRL<3: How’s your sleepover so far?

   Of course, she’s checking up on me. My sister is great, always been there for me when life was falling apart around us. No matter what she had a mile on her face and kind words flowing from her lips.

   I remember when I was younger, she used to make the most beautiful flowers and we’d make flower crowns when my 'dad' was away. Or when we were alone, she’d make big vine swings for us to hang on.

  She is, and always has been, my biggest supporter too, no matter what I want to do in life.

 SeaHawkButBlonde<3: chaotic, ashido decided to plan a bunch of games to play

 I reply setting it down, though I know the reply will be instant, and it was.

 PerfumaIRL<3: Im sorry. If you get tired of it dont be afraid to ask to leave!!

 SeaHawkButBlonde<3: I wont. gtg love you <3

 PerfumaIRL: Love you too <3

  “Who are you texting?” Ashido asked leaning over me as I said my goodbyes. When the fuck did she get over here?

   “Nunya business bro.” I said setting down my phone.

   “Ooooooo. Does Kami have a lover~?” Ashido asked poking my face.

   “No bro.” I said scooting away.

   “I saw hearts and love you’s! Its totally a lover~.” She said in a sing-song voice.

   “Bro is you in love~?” Not Sero too, ugh.

   “Their not gonna stop unless you tell us.” Bakugo said, trying and failing to hide his curiosity.

   “Y’all are nasty.” I said fake gagging and standing up. I look to see a bunch of confused faces and it was so freaking funny. “I was texting my sister yuh nasties.” I said walking over to the couch.

   “BRO OH MY GOD!”

    “HAAHHAH”

   “ASHIDO, YOU THOUGHT HIS SISTER WAS THEIR PARTNER AHHHHAHAHA!!”

  “Bro I’m so sorry!” Zey said through her laughter.

  “It’s whatever.” I say laying down “Now can we watch some movies? The games were fun and all, but I’m tired as fuck for the first time in a while bro’s.” I said right before letting out a loud yawn.

  “I agree.” Shoji said sitting in front of the other couch.

  Several agreements were heard as people settled in their spots; the right couch Iida and Sero were under one blanket (cuddling under it) with Tsu and Uraraka under a different blanket on the other side, the left couch had Shoji and Tokoyami cuddling on one side and Midoriya and Todoroki on the other, the middle one had me Ashido and Kouda cuddling under my blanket and Jiro on the other side with theirs. On the floor we have Bakugo and Kiri cuddled up by me and Ashido's feet, and if anyone asks, we never kicked them *wink wink*, and Ojiro and Rikido were bro cuddling by Jiro’s feet.

  After tons of debate, we started with the perfect movie for Todoroki to get started with, a prequirk era movie about two sisters, one who had ice powers and one who had none (Frozen and Frozen 2!!)

   After that we watched a movie about a mermaid who wanted to be human because of a man, which is so stupid. (The little mermaid)

  Then the last one I saw was one about a girl who was in a family of powerful people who had gifts, but she didn’t. It was so good, really showing how you can accidentally pass down trauma and pain to your family. Also, the songs were bops. (Encanto)

   Sadly, after Encanto my eyes felt droopy, and I, along with many others, fell into a deep slumber.

Chapter Text

         People are very confusing.

       Being someone who didn’t talk to many people before recently, I’ve realized how weird they really are. Like how they have weird social cues I miss, or how different people express things differently so you have no idea what their feeling.

      Or like how people text weird.

      For example, Kaminari sent me a nice little text about Monoma and I hanging out, but it felt, well, not so happy.

    I felt that maybe Kaminari wasn’t happy we were spending time together? But he said that he was ok with it.

   It’s confusing.

   So again, I say:

   People!

   Are!

   Confusing!

   “Hey, you shouldn’t think so hard. It’ll cause wrinkles and ruin your handsome face.” I look up to see Monoma walking towards me with a smirk on his face. Though, when is there not. I’m almost one hundred percent sure he was born with one, came out smirking at the doctors babbling some snarky bullshit.

   “Shut up.” I roll my eyes before sending Kaminari a quick text to say I had to go.

  “Ooooo who are you texting, hm? Is it maybe your secret lover boy you won’t tell me about?” Monoma said leaning over my shoulder. When the McFuck did he get behind me?

  “Shut up!” I hiss looking around. Luckily no one seemed to hear his loud ass. “I have a reputation here; you can’t just yell my personal bullshit.” I stand up dusting off my jeans and start my walk off campus.

  “Oh, what reputation, that you’re a big bad scary man who has no emotions other than emptiness.” He teased, slinging his arm over my shoulders and leaning onto me. I scrunch my nose as the smell of tires flows into it.

  “Why the fuck do you smell like tires?” I say pushing him off, ignoring his previous statement. His face flushes bright red and he glances around before looking at me, embarrassment written all over his face.

  “Well, you see,” He trailed off biting his lip. “I’ll tell you why if you promise not to laugh, ok?” He said fidgeting with his nails. I nod and he takes a deep breath and continues the story. “Kendo needed some help bringing a few things to Mei’s lab thing and so obviously I went to help and when we got there,” He took another long breath, “Mei was throwing tires and one hit me and threw me into a pile of them that was by the door.” He finished looking at his feet. I stopped walking and held my face as to not laugh. “YOU SAID YOU WOULDN’T LAUGH!”

  “I- I’m sor- sorry!” I said letting myself laugh a little in between the words.

  “No, you’re not.” He said crossing his arms.

  “Your right, I’m not.” I finally let all my laughter out as Monoma glared daggers into my head.

   “It’s not funny! Kendo was laughing the entire time. Most humiliating moment of my life, by far.” He said sighing loudly. Hopefully Kendo got a video oh my god!

   “I bet it was hilarious first off, secondly HA now you know how I felt when you threw me into that pool last year.” I said crossing my arms. Monoma chuckles shyly as he remembers said night.

   We had gone to a party during the summer with some of his friends from our school. At the house it was held at, there was a big pool surrounded by random teenagers. We had been, unfortunately, together at the time and his friends were teasing him for being ‘a big ass simp’. They all pulled him aside for a second and I had paid it no mind, until he came and wrapped his arm over my shoulder and asked if I wanted to swim. I declined, but he continued to tell me how fun it would be. Even though I really wanted to, I declined repeatedly, not that confident in my body enough to be half naked in front of a bunch of people I didn’t know.  He then picked me up bridle style and threw me in the pool. Everyone laughed and his friends patted his back when doing so. I was so embarrassed and didn’t talk to him for weeks. He apologized a ton and I eventually forgave him, but to this day I still let him know how he fucked up.

   “Hey, I said I was sorry. One day I’ll let you get me back, ok?” He said rubbing my shoulder slightly.

   “I know. Also, you ‘letting me’ will ruin the point dumbass.” I shove him a little and chuckle as he stumbles. Loads of people call Monoma an ass, and it was true sometimes, but he can also be a great guy. And this was a side of him that I genuinely enjoy the presence of.

 “Ooo we’re here~.” Monoma said in a sing-song voice as we walk up to the cafe. It was a somewhat new cat cafe that opened not too far from the school. Monoma invited me the minuet it opened two weeks ago, and we’ve gone to it five times since. We walk in and see the familiar face of one of the baristas, her name was Hoshi, who smiled brightly as we walked to the counter.

   “You two want your usuals?” She asked already putting it into the register.

  “Yup!” Monoma said smiling back at her.

  “Can you add a caramel iced coffee to the order?” I asked receiving a weird look from Monoma.

  “Since when do you drink iced coffee?” Monoma asked crossing his arms and leaning forward at me, he’s not one for ‘personal bubbles’.

  “It’s not for me. It’s for Tenya.” I said slapping him on the head. “He ‘demanded’ I bring him one back when he heard me leaving.” I said grabbing my card to pay for the items. Right as I gave her the card a little black cat with big green eyes came and nuzzled against my leg. “Well, hello there Beany Baby. How are you little man?” I coo as I bend down to pet his back. His fur was soft, possibly just groomed, and he purred at my touch.

   “We’ll keep the iced coffee with us so it’s still cold when you leave.” Hoshi said handing Monoma our drinks. I grab Beany Baby and walk with Monoma to our usual table. It is usually empty and is by a window looking at the park by the cafe.

   We talked for hours about almost everything there is to talk about. School, the future, pets, hero suits, heroes themselves, everything. We were currently talking about family after I mentioned my dad getting mad at Baku-hoe for breaking a window with Mina’s back.

  “How’s Eri doing?” Monoma asked before stuffing a croissant in his face.

  “She’s doing good. Dad’s thinking of letting her go to a private school by the house.” I replied, petting a nearby cat. She was an orange tabby with a white heart shape on her hip. Her collar told me her name was Prissy.

   “Well, that sounds fun.” He said washing his croissant down with the last of his drink. It was a Caramel Frappuccino, aka an absolutely, tooth rottingly, disgusting drink.

  “It seems everyone thinks that except for Eri herself.” I say sipping down the last of my coffee. “She hates the idea, says that school sounds like, and I quote, actual hell.” That set Monoma into a fit of laughter, earning us a ton of concerned glances, which are justified. Monoma’s laugh sounds less like a laugh and more like an evil witches cackle from one of those pre-quirk era movies.

   “That girl cracks me up oh my god!” He said catching his breath.

   “Hm what about your sister? How is she?” I ask putting my cup down on the table in front of us.

   “She’s good. Though I’m worried for her.” He said, his laughing finally dying down.

   “Why?”

   “I know I’m no dating expert,” That’s for sure. “But her boyfriend is just, he just doesn’t seem, you know, good.” He fiddled with his thumbs as he tried to explain what was going on.

  “You think he might be toxic or something?”

  “YES! That!” He said waving a finger in my face. Remember how I mentioned he didn’t believe in personal bubbles, here’s another example for you non-believers. “He tells her dumb shit, she can’t hangout with friends unless he’s there to ‘supervise her’, she has to tell him what she’s doing all the time, and he yells at her almost every fucking day! She comes to me crying all the time saying that he yelled at her and called her awful things! I don’t know why she doesn’t break up with him!” He threw himself into the back of his chair.

   “That does sound pretty toxic.” I cringe as I realize how unhelpful I sound. “Have you talked to her about them breaking up?”

    “Yes, but she tells me ever time that he’s ‘not that bad’, and that she should be ‘grateful someone likes her’. He’s just feeding her bullshit!” He angerly stuffs another croissant in his mouth.

   “Oh.” We both sat in silence for a second before bursting into laughter.

  “God, how do people talk about this kind of stuff?” He said slapping his hand onto the table.

   “I don’t know honestly.” I say as my laughs die down. I check my phone and see the time reading 9:30pm. “Oh god, it’s late.”

   “Yeah, guess we lost track of time, huh?” He starts grabbing his stuff and puts the cat in his lap on the floor next to his chair.

   “Yeah. We should probably head back before we get our asses beat by Tenya for being out too late.” I say grabbing my stuff and putting Beany Baby on the floor, receiving a very unhappy meow from the little man.

   “Ugh, we didn’t even get to go to the mall!” Monoma groaned as we walked to throw away our stuff.

   “We can go this weekend don’t worry.” I throw away my cup and go to get Ten’s coffee from Hoshi at the counter. “Hey Hoshi, you still got Tenya’s coffee back there?”

   “Yup, just give me one second!” She says somehow very chipper for someone who has been working for hours. She came back with the iced coffee and handed it to me with a bright smile. “Bye! Have a good night!”

   “Bye!” Monoma threw back as we walked out. The walk was quiet and nice, one of the few times Monoma can keep his mouth shut.

   We got to the 1A dorms pretty fast and we said our goodbyes before he headed to his dorms and I went into mine. I quietly opened and closed the front door, and walked as quietly as I could fully into the building. I walked by the common room, feeling a pang in my chest as I see many of my classmates all laying together in the common room, and walk into the kitchen. I see Tenya leaning on one of the counters eating what seemed to be a blueberry muffin.

   “Hey Hitoshi.” He said after swallowing his bite of muffin.

   “Hey. Here’s your iced coffee.” I hand him the coffee and he does a little bow as he grabs it.

   “Thank you.” He takes a few sips of the nasty beverage.

   “Yeah, yeah whatever.” I walk out of the kitchen mumbling a goodnight to Tenya, and head up to my dorm.

    When I get there, I flop onto my bed and realize the feeling of missing out was still there. I never cared about being left out before. Hell, I didn’t even have many friends to leave me out of stuff. But now I have this stupid class, and their stupid kindness, and their stupid smiles, and their stupid friendship.

   Papa told me it would happen too. He said I would make friends ‘mark his words’.

    I told him I wouldn’t, but once again I was proven wrong.

   I open my phone and see notifications from the family group chat.

                                 The fuckery of this family

WhenUrLegsDntWork: i wold hav beet hr ass if she wasnt lke 80 yrs old

Cat-erpillar: well good thing you didnt

Cat-erpillar: i dont feel like bailing your ass out of jail

‘Cock’atoo: NO YOU SHOULD HAVE BEAT HER ASS BRUH

WhenUrLegsDntWork: I SO SHLD HV

Cat-erpillar: Hizashi Tensei were litterally heros

‘Cock’atoo: *Literally

WhenUrLegsDntWork: OOOOO GET FCKIN CRRECTD BROOOOOOOOO

Cat-erpillar: You literally spell worse than our 7 year old daughter who’s never gone to school

Cat-erpillar: You have no right to speak

WhenUrLegsDntWork: :O

WhenUrLegsDntWork: Bro wrds hert man

Cat-erpillar: omg

‘Cock’atoo: I’m not even going to try to correct you

‘Cock’atoo: It’s too much omg

LightningMcKing: Tensei how the absolute fuck did you graduate

WhenUrLegsDntWork: By beng smrt lil bro

WhenUrLegsDntWork: Duh

LightningMcKing: . . .

LightningMcKing: Im disowning you as my brother

WhenUrLegsDntWork: NOOOO

WhenUrLegsDntWork: LIL BRO DNT DO ME LIK THT

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: heh get reked

WhenUrLegsDntWork: NOT U TO HTSHI

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: jesus just use autocorrect the fuck

LightningMcKing: He turned that off when it corrected ass to add

Cat-erpillar: ofc he did

WhenUrLegsDntWork: IT CRRCTED ME FR NO DMN RSON

WhenUrLegsDntWork: ITS USLSS

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: i see a fucking reason

WhenUrLegsDntWork: U AR AL JST BULLES

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: and proud of it too

LightningMcKing: I will gladly bully you any day tensei

‘Cock’atoo: Oh Hitoshi how was your hangout with Monoma

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: it was ok

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: we went to a cat cafe

Cat-erpillar: AnD yOu DiDnT iNvItE mE?

‘Cock’atoo: Babe you know your not allowed at cat cafes anymore

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: for no reason

LightningMcKing: He tried to steal the cats every time he went to one

Cat-erpillar: BUT I LOVE THEM!

‘Cock’atoo: THEY ARE HAPPY AT THE CAFES

Cat-erpillar: THEY ARE HAPPIER WITH ME!

WhenUrLegsDntWork: u gys hve a lt of cats alrdy tho

Cat-erpillar: SO?

Cat-erpillar: WE HAVE ROOM FOR MORE

‘Cock’atoo: now that we have two kids we dont Shota

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: We will always have enough room for more

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: always

Cat-erpillar: See

Cat-erpillar: Hitoshi gets me

‘Cock’atoo: 🤦♂️

LightningMcKing: Are we sure they’re not biologically related

‘Cock’atoo: At the moment yes

Cat-erpillar: We’re not blood related

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: ya

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: Why does everyone think we are

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: Were nothing alike

Cat-erpillar: Exactly

WhenUrLegsDntWork: so thr in dnial/

‘Cock’atoo: yup

LightningMcKing: 100%

LightningMcKing: Also thank you for the coffee hito

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: Whatever sonic the hedgehog

LightningMcKing: . . .

LightningMcKing: I take back my previous statement

LightningMcKing: Fuck you

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: Why are you being so mean when i got you a fucking coffee

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: such a bitch and for no reason

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: smh my head

Cat-erpillar: you got him coffee but not me

Cat-erpillar: Fuck you your uninvited to family dinner

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: 1 your doctor said you shouldnt have much coffee or youll fucking die

Cat-erpillar: Idgaf what that doctor says

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: 2 fuck you you cant uninvite me bitch

Cat-erpillar: The fuck i can

‘Cock’atoo: Shota you’re not uninviting him omg stop trying to

‘Cock’atoo: hes your son he must come to the dinners

‘Cock’atoo: Its literally the whole point of a family dinner

Cat-erpillar: Ill do whatever i want hizashi

WhenUrLegsDntWork: ths is entrtning

LightningMcKing: Tensei stfu no one wants to see your eyesore of a texting pattern

WhenUrLegsDntWork: Dmn Ten y u beng so men rn

WhenUrLegsDntWork: ur al wrkd up nd fr y

LightningMcKing: Literally nothing is going on yall are just dumbasses who give me headaches

Cat-erpillar: Preach

LightningMcKing: that includes you aizawa

Cat-erpillar: Detention

LightningMcKing: try me bitch

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: now that i think of it you are acting strange

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: Did something happen at the sleepover

‘Cock’atoo: sleepover?

Cat-erpillar: The brats are having a sleepover

LightningMcKing: Nothing happened

LightningMcKing: we played some games that mina set up then watched disney movies

LightningMcKing: Thats all

WhenUrLegsDntWork: tht snds lik stff hppnd

LightningMcKing: I will literally kill you

WhenUrLegsDntWork: i fel so lvd 🥰

LightningMcKing: 😐

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: come on just tell us what happened

‘Cock’atoo: Its ok hitoshi he doesnt have to tell

LightningMcKing: theres nothing to even tell

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: does it have to do with idk

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: Seroooooooo

 LightningMcKing: NO

WhenUrLegsDntWork: whos sero

LightningMcKing: Now you spell right

‘Cock’atoo: Sero is one of our students

Cat-erpillar: What would sero have to do with Tenya being a little bitch

LightningMcKing: Hey!

LightningMcKing: Maybe stop attacking me?

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: never

‘Cock’atoo: I agree with shota

‘Cock’atoo: Sero and tenya arent close so how would this be relevant

LightningMcKing: ITS NOT HITO IS JUST BEING A LITTLE ASS OK

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: NO, YOUR JUST A LITTLE PUSSY

LightningMcKing: SAYS THE ACTUAL PUSSY

Cat-erpillar: Please explain why were calling each other pussies omg

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: Tens too much of a pussy to put his feeling out there so hes all upset

WhenUrLegsDntWork: wait so Ten liks sme kid namd sero?

LightningMcKing: . . . HI-FUCKING-TOSHI

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: I DIDNT TELL HIM WHAGWYEDWO

Cat-erpillar: You like SERO

LightningMcKing: . . .

‘Cock’atoo: THATS SO CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: well that was an eyesore

LightningMcKing: shut up i hate you

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: I DIDNT EVEN TELL THEM BUT OK

LightningMcKing: YES YOU DID AND BC OF THAT

LightningMcKing: @‘Cock’atoo @Cat-erpillar

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: DONT YOU DARE

LightningMcKing: Hitoshi likes kaminari

‘Cock’atoo: . . .

‘Cock’atoo: Shota i can see you texting calm down ok

Cat-erpillar: YOU WHAT?!? WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT LOUD BLONDES HITOSHI??! I MADE A LIST OF KIDS TO STAY AWAY FROM AND HE WAS TEH TOP OF IT!

Cat-erpillar: I WROTE HIS NAME TWICE FOR EMPHASIS!

Cat-erpillar: TWICE!

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: Tenya you suck actual balls and i hate you

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: dad literally stop your married to a banana who yells all the fucking time

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: his favorite student is kaminari bc he and i quote ‘relates to the kid and wants to be his dad’.

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: HIS NAME ON HERE IS LITERALLY A DICK JOKE WTF

‘Cock’atoo: Dont come after me damn

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: THEN CALM DOWN YOUR FUCKING HUSBAND

‘Cock’atoo: IM TRYING!

LightningMcKing: I feel bad now

LightningMcKing: sorry

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: its fine he’ll suck it up

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: He sucks papas dick so he has loads of practice on sucking things

WhenUrLegsDntWork: . . .

WhenUrLegsDntWork: im-

‘Cock’atoo: Hitoshi-

Cat-erpillar: Your grounded

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: Im just telling the truth dad 🤷♀️

WhenUrLegsDntWork: bfr thngs gt hectc

WhenUrLegsDntWork: TENYA HAS A CRUUUUUSSSHHH AWWWWW

LightningMcKing: SHUT UP UGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

WhenUrLegsDntWork: NEVERRRRRRRR THSI IS SO CUUUUTTTTEHGEIUVCDuoC

WhenUrLegsDntWork: AND HITOSHI HAS ONE TOO AWWWWWWWWWWWWW IM GOING TP DIE WITH THE ROMANICEEEEEEE

LightningMcKing: good i hope you die

WhenUrLegsDntWork: rood

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: im so tired of this im going to bed omg

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: if im lucky i wont wake up

‘Cock’atoo: you sound so much like your father omg

IPutTheNyaInInsomania: good fucking night

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                                     Were all dying here

                NoStability changed their nickname to HansHateClub

HansHateClub: I hate him with a literal burning passion

wishspiderman: well good morning to you too

wishspiderman: also dont we all

TNTIMDYNAMITE: Fuckin amen

                RockHard changed their nickname to LuisaButAMan

LuisaButAMan : So tru

NoBones: *eyes widen with inspiration*

                 NoBones changed their nickname to MirabelButStronk

MirabelButStronk: MEHEHEHHE @pikapika

pikapika: MATCHING TIIIMMEMMMM BOIIISSS\

       pikapika changed their nickname to LiterallyCamilo

                *WINK WINK*

LiterallyCamilo: YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

NoFucks: I hate to break it to you but you don’t have a quirk that’s like his gift so your thing isn’t that accurate, kero. /lh

LiterallyCamilo: I meant we have like the same personality not like taht much like him :(

NoFucks: Oh sorry, I didn’t fully understand your goal with it, kero. 

LiterallyCamilo: It’s ok :) 

NoGravity: NO THE DEKUSQUAD MATCHING NAMES IS NO MORE NOOOOOO

NoSlow: It’s ok Ochako! I’ll keep mine if you want. 

NoGravity: Aw thank you! If you don’t want to you don’t have to though!! 

NoSlow: I actually quite like the one you gave me, also I have no good ideas to change it to anyways. 

NoGravity: I love you omg <3 

NoSlow:  I love you too <3 

*:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧: While I love moi name on here I will make it easier on author

                                     YOU WHORE!

                   *:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧: deleted one message

*:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧: I mean I have a new one because I want to ofc!

acidreflex: u confus th shat out of me babes

*:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧: Thx babes <3

acidreflex: it wasnt a compliment babes <3

*:･ﾟ✧SPARKLE*:･ﾟ✧: idc babes <3

 Marceline<3: wtf

       *: ･ﾟ ✧ SPARKLE*: ･ﾟ ✧  changed their name to YourFairyGayMother

YourFairyGayMother: ✨

wishspiderman: Beautiful just like you✨

YourFairyGayMother: Oh stawp Hanta youll make me blush <3

wishspiderman: <3

TNTIMDYNAMITE: I open my phone to see the gayest shit ever wtf

wishspiderman: you a home of phobe 🤨

TNTIMDYNAMITE: No dumbass im calling yall gay

wishspiderman: mhm 🙄

TNTIMDYNAMITE: Im fucking leaving omg

Sugardaddy: um ok then

Hideandseekchampian: WAIT A FUCK

Hideandseekchampian: Did i miss something last night 🤨

Hideandseekchampian: Did somethin happen with the gay people taht im missing

kungfupanda: not that was known to everyone

NoFucks: Ya if something is going on with those two that isnt usually going on, it wasnt public, kero.

Hideandseekchampian: Well then gays got anything to tell us 🤔

NoSlow: Or not! Anything that may or may not be going on does not have to be said if anyone doesn’t want to say it!! 

wishspiderman: its fine just

wishspiderman: umm give me a moment ok?

Hideandseekchampian: sure?

NoSlow: Take your time.

Dm’s between My Sparkly Lover <3 & My Smiley Lover <3

My Smiley Lover <3: I know like all of this just started last night

My Smiley Lover <3: But are you ok with them knowing?

My Smiley Lover <3: Its obviously ok if not

My Smiley Lover <3: but if you are ok with it then i am too and would like to tell them and ya

My Sparkly Lover <3: I’m ok with them knowing mi amor.

My Sparkly Lover <3: I am actually ecstatic to show of my amazing new partner <3

My Smiley Lover <3: Is it too early in this to say I love you cuz omggggg <3

My Sparkly Lover <3: Its never too early when your gay darling <3

My Smiley Lover <3: so true <3

My Smiley Lover <3: I love you urrrgghhhhh and your so amazing <3

My Sparkly Lover <3: STAWJDHDOPPP YOur making me BLUUUUSHHHSHSHS <3333

My Smiley Lover <3: GOOD!!

My Smiley Lover <3: I like making you blush <3

My Sparkly Lover <3: Adweudgewdlwecd <3

                          Were all gay here

wishspiderman: Ok my homies listen up

LiterallyCamilo: Homie we all ears 👂

LuisaButAMan: What up my bro

MirabelButStronk: you have our attention :)

NoSlow: Yes Sero?

Sugardaddy: Ngl kinda scared, but yes?

HansHateClub: *chomps popcorn*

Kungfupanda: Never in my life did i think ide ever see todoroki the shoto type out an action like that omg

HansHateClub: *throws popcorn* shhh your interrupting the movie

Kungfupanda: I-

NoGravity: @Everyone ONLINE SERO HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT BITCHES

PrincessBubblegum<3: Uraraka this is a little much, I think.

NoGravity: Sorry queen! I didn’t want them to have to repeat themself queen!

PrincessBubblegum<3: Oh, in that case this is very nice of you!

wishspiderman: Thank you ura, you’re a literal goddess

wishspiderman: I hate repeating myself ugh

NoGravity: Ofc your majesty

Marceline<3: lol what up

theunltimategoth: Revelry in the dark

kingofhugs: Thats toko for oooo drama

theunltimategoth: Shut up i hate you go away

theunltimategoth: . . .

theunltimategoth: 

kingofhugs: Mhm

TNTIMDYNAMITE: you idiots are SO annoying oml

NoSleep: Fuck off i didnt want to wake up omg

LiterallyCamilo: SHINSOU

NoSleep: Ya?

LiterallyCamilo: AFTER SEROS ANNOUNCMENT TELL ME ABOUT YOUR THING

WITH MONOMA!!! 

NoSleep: why?

LiterallyCamilo: Idk its just what like friends do yk we ✨gossip✨ 

NoSleep: oh ok

Baby ヽ ( ✿ ﾟ ▽ ﾟ ) ノ: were all listening sero !(≧∇≦) ﾉ

NoFucks: Ya whats up sero, kero?

acidreflex: SPIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

wishspiderman: OK!

wishspiderman: I HAVE A HUGE THING I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE

LiterallyCamilo: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

wishspiderman: 😐

LiterallyCamilo: sorryyyyy continue

wishspiderman: its okkkkkkkk

wishspiderman: ANYGAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

wishspiderman: LAST NIGHT A BIG THING HAPPENED WHILE YOU BITCHES WAS

SNOOZING

wishspiderman: AND NOW....

wishspiderman: ME AND YUGA ARE TOGETHERERRRERER <3

YourFairyGayMother: <3333333333333

LiterallyCamilo: :O

LiterallyCamilo: BRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO THATS SO AWESOMEMMEMEME

acidreflex: juiodGHNWKMLGNGFEADBHKJCNVSFNANAgkfhdksjCJbxw

acidreflex: WHAT?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!

LuisaButAMan: BRO CONGRATSSSSSSSSSS

PrincessBubblegum<3: Im so happy for you two!

Babyヽ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ: Congrats you two! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

theunltimategoth: I hope your relationship thrives my children of darkness. 

kingofhugs: I am happy for you two as well.

Sugardaddy: welp thats relationship #2 ig

Marceline<3: yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh welcome to the happy relationship clubbb

NoGravity: Honestly did not see this one coming but happy for you kings <3

YourFairyGayMother: Thank you reine <3

NoGravity: ?

YourFairyGayMother: It means queen in French deary ✨

NoGravity: OHHHHH

Kungfupanda: Congrats!!

Hideandseekchampian: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRGH CONGRADUALTIONS BESTIEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HansHateClub: Um congrats ig

HansHateClub: Idk how to respond to these things lol

YourFairyGayMother: that’s ok monsieur! thank you!!

MirabelButStronk: That’s so amazing!! I’m so happy for you guys!!

NoFucks: As am I, kero.

NoSlow: I am very happy for you two! You two seem very good for each other!

YourFairyGayMother: Thank you! Thank you all! <3

YourFairyGayMother: You heathens are so very nice <3

acidreflex: Im going to ignre u cllng us hthns bt OFC BESTIE!!

Hideandseekchampian: ITS OUR JOB AS YOUR FRIENDS TO BE HAPPY FOR YOU BESTIIIIIEEEE

PrincessBubblegum<3: Yes, we as your friends are meant to be there for you and be happy for you. If a friend doesn’t support you like that or isn’t nice to you, are they really your friend?

NoGravity: No they is not! CUT OUT THE TOXIC BITCHES <333333

YourFairyGayMother: <3

Deku’s little bitches

ThePan: That was unexpected

TheGaypart2: I agree

TheBi: Im happy for them

TheLes: Same but we have another issue

TheGaypart3: @TheGay You ok Ten?

ThePan: . . .

TheLes: @TheGay Iidaaa?

TheGaypart2: Maybe he’s asleep even though he just texted the main gc?

TheGaypart3: nah

TheGaypart3: @TheGay Come onnnnnnllliiinnnneee!

TheBi: @TheGay Iida its ok to be upset just talk to us.

ThePan: Yeah its ok to not be happy about it

ThePan: Your feelings are valid :)

TheGaypart2: And well be there for you no matter how you feel about this

TheLes: Yup. You cant really get rid of us sooooo

TheGaypart3: Look I know your reading this but DONT bottle up your emotions Tenya. It will eat you alive. Tell them how you feel or don’t but at least talk to us about it, let us at least listen.

TheGaypart3: If you don’t, I’ll tell Tensei you used his toothbrush to clean his wheelchair tires once.

TheGay: . . .

TheGay: I hate you

TheBi: oop-

ThePan: You ok Iida?

TheGay: ya im just yk

TheGay: wallowing in self pity

TheGay: but happy for them at the same time of being sad and ugh feeling yk

ThePan: And that’s valid, ok? Your allowed to feel sad about this!

TheGay: No bc i should be happy for them like everyone said :(

TheBi: Look you admitted yourself that your happy for them right

TheGay: ya?

TheBi: and you’ll support them even if it means your still upset abt them both being your crushes and them dating w/out you kind of thing

TheGay: Yes

TheBi: THEN YOUR NOT THE TOXIC BITCHES WERE TALKING ABOUT DOOD

TheGay: oh

TheLes: Yes oh

TheLes: Iida you are one of the most sweet and respectful people I know.

TheLes: I promise you are not being toxic when you have emotions

TheLes: Most definitely not when you’d rather hide them than express them just so your friends would be happy

ThePan: I wholeheartedly agree

ThePan: Also, just know that we are always here to talk if you need us, ok?

TheGaypart2: Thats Midoriya for “Hey we have raw cookie dough and ice cream come over”

TheGay: Raw cookie dough?

ThePan: Yup!

TheGay: . . .

TheGay: What kind

ThePan: Chocolate chip

TheGay: Im at your door with my fluffy blanket open up

TheGaypart2: wtf

ThePan: I sometimes forget your quirk is pretty much super speed omg

TheBi: Im coming too assholes

TheLes: Im bringing jello :P

TheBi: YYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSS

TheGaypart3: Im bringing cats and coffee

ThePan: BRING SNOWYY I MISS HERRR

TheGaypart3: I feel so loved 😐

ThePan: I missed you too ig

TheGaypart3: </3

TheBi: IM HERE WHORES OPEN UP

ThePan: JESUS GIVE ME A SEC OMGGG

TheLes: HEHEHHEHEE IM HERE KERO OOOOO

TheGaypart3: Im here

TheGaypart2: Ive never seen Midoriya jump up so fast omg that was terrifiying

TheGaypart2: More terrifying than my dad calling me oml

                                           THe #1’s

DunceFace: Tell me why i open my door to see Iida run at full speed out of his rooma nd down the stairs w/ a big fluffy blanket

Elbows: um wtf

RacoonEyes: Dude yk iidas al abt no brckng ruls

Earphones: ya i dont think iida would run through the building unless someone was like dying and judging by the fact tah noone came on here about it no one is dead :I

ShittyHair: Ya bro

Elbows: bro are you a little

Elbows: yk “🍃”

DunceFace: Im prety sure im not high but idk anymore mans bc Uraraka ran up here went into iidas room and ran out with a fucking CAT bro

Earphones: wtf

DunceFace: idk man

KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER: WTF THEY HAVE A CAT IN THE DORMS?

RacoonEyes: Ether tht or Kami s high

Earphones: So its a 50/50 chance they have a cat

DunceFace: Yall have so much faith in me i feel so loved truly (NOT)

KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER: whatever

ShittyHair: back to todays topic

ShittyHair: BRO IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU SEROOOOO

Elbows: hwiqudgookffqbdjkfqengfibgKFHFKGUQNFthhhhhxxxxx

DunceFace: same bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooo

Earphones: you and aoyama do seem cut together lol

RacoonEyes: THTS TH UNDRSTTMNT OF TH YER BC YLL R SO CUTE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHGHHGHGHGHGHGH

Elbows: Thanks guuuyyyyyssssssssssssssssssssss

KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER: yall are cute or whatever

KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER: BUT

KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER: If she fucks up or breaks your heart or hurts you

KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER: Tell me cuz I’ll fucking kill them got that

Elbows: Sir yes sir

RacoonEyes: Sooo?

RacoonEyes: Hw ds it fel to no lngr be sngl bro

Elbows: JDIGEUDIWE SO AMAZING

Elbows: She's so UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIWOGCQNJJENVCKNJQKVFEQCWNVQJw

Elbows: AND NICE AND UGH AND SO COOL AND UNDERSTANDING AND RESPECTFUL AND LOVING

Elbows: I LOVE HIM SMMMMMMM <3

DunceFace: Damn already in the ily stage

Earphones: Theyre gay

Earphones: Them getting together starts the ily stage

Elbows: YES SIRRRRRR

DunceFace: oh lmao

RacoonEyes: hwd u nt knw tht

DunceFace: I just didnt damnnnn

KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER: This conversation is so dumb omg

ShittyHair: Be nice 

ShittyHair: Also denks your not crazy or high, mido texted me that the dekudsquad is hanging out and they ran between iidas room and his for “classified reasons”

DunceFace: phew im not insane yuhhh

RacoonEyes: classified reasons huh 🤔

ShittyHair: Mina

ShittyHair: dont naggggg

RacoonEyes: fineeeeee

Earphones: Denki where tf are you going

DunceFace: You could have just asked me yourslef bitch

ShittyHair: Your going somewhere?

DunceFace: im just going to my place for the weekend urgh

KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER: mhm tell me when you get there k?

DunceFace: Why?

KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER: SO THAT I KNOW YOU GET THERE SAFE DUMBASS

DunceFace: Is the Bakugo, king explosion murder, Katsuki admitting he cares about me

RacoonEyes: Th chrctr dvlpmnt wve ben watng fr damnnnn

KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER: I DONT CARE YOU JUST CANT GRADUATE IF YOUR DEAD DUMBASS

KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER: AND IM NOT LETTING ANY OF YOU NOT GRADUATE

Elbows: HE DOES CARE 🥺

KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER: NO I FUCKING DONT

ShittyHair: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HE CARES ABOUT USSSS 😭😭

KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER: YOU KNOW WHTA DONT DUNCE FACE DIE FOR ALL I CARE!

Earphones: Damn so rude and for why

Elbows: Just admit it

Elbows: you care about us broski 😎

KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER: I actually dont and hope you all burn in hell 🙂

RacoonEyes: u rned tht emji fr me omg

Elbows: Thats mildly terrifying

KINGEXPLOSIONMURDER: Whatever im fuckin done with you extras

DunceFace: . . .

DunceFace: if anyone is still worried about me making it there um im there

                                           The gayest sibs to exist

ElectroTherapyPersonified: im at the door and realize 2 things

ElectroTherapyPersonified: 1 we dont have a fucking doorbell

ElectroTherapyPersonified : 2 i forgot my keys at the dorms

ElectroTherapyPersonified: SO SOMEONE COME LET ME IN FUCKERS

IsabellaIsThatYou?: I’m on my way don’t worry!!

ElectroTherapyPersonified: thank you eldest sister

ElectroTherapyPersonified: you are truly a blessing

ElectroTherapyPersonified: The rest of you suck ball sacks

Chapter Text

Hi guys so um long time no see am i right.
So I just wanted to give an update since i havent posted the newest chapter when i promised it months ago. Im so very sorry for the delay and ghosting of this story but my life has been a little hectic. Ive been really trying to write this chapter and show off my cool ocs but i have hated it so much. I also have been falling out of my MHA brainrot that ive had for litteral years so its been weird. I will continue this story along with some other mha stories ive writen but the updates might not be as frequent and ya.
The next chapter will unfortanitly not be one with my ocs. I was going to do what happens when Denki visits his family and stuff but i keep rewriting it too much so imma save that for a later chapter. Sorry.
I feel terrible and uggghhhh i was so excited to do pride themed chapters but i cant sadly.

There will be a little less...plot ig.\
Idk im going with the flow guys.
Anyhow I hope thsi wont be a big issue.
Also thank you to the people who submitted ocs to be added!!

Im so excited to write them in future chapters eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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IHearAll: If I jump off a bridge but say parkour before hand is it considered sewerslide

TURNTHEFRIGGINFROGSGAY: mmmmmmmmmmm

TazeYouInYourBallSack: Jiro…bae

IHearAll: Dont call me bae

TazeYouInYourBallSack: Jiro….bitch

TazeYouInYourBallSack: is that better? /s

IHearAll: sure whatever /nm

AmIAllmightsKid: Jiro don’t jump off briges

IHearAll: Spell it right and maybe ill consider

ElsaxZukoLoveChild: Do it no balls

TazeYouInYourBallSack: …

TazeYouInYourBallSack: hwat

EdgarAllenPoe: Revelry in the dark

BEWHOYOUARE: Nt nw tokymi

EdgarAllenPoe: pls never talk to me again /j

BEWHOYOUARE: Im cryng n th clb yll

AmIAllmightsKid: I hope you are with the way your spelling /j /nm

BEWHOYOUARE: Yll r lk bkugo

TazeYouInYourBallSack: Bruh

AmIAllmightsKid: BRO HAVE YALL SEEN STRANGER THINGS 4?!?!?!!?

TazeYouInYourBallSack: I DID UDIEHIWBFHBIBCIEV

EdgarAllenPoe: no that show does not interest me much

IHearAll: Denki made me watch it

TazeYouInYourBallSack: stfu you willingly watched it with me for robin you homo

IHearAll: STFU SHE'S GORGEUS YOUR JUST BLINDLY IN LOVE WITH STEVE

TazeYouInYourBallSack: STEVE IS BEUATIFUL

IHearAll: M SURE HUNNY

IHearAll: ALSO ITS BEAUTIFUL DUMBASS

TazeYouInYourBallSack: WHATEVER YOUR JUST DUMB

IHearAll: *YOU’RE

TazeYouInYourBallSack: FUCK OFF OMG /nm /j

IHearAll: JUST SAY YOUR IN LOVE WITH ME DAMN /J

TazeYouInYourBallSack: UH NO YOU GROSS BITCH /j

BEWHOYOUARE: Wht s hapenng

ElsaxZukoLoveChild: I am extremely concerned

AmIAllmightsKid: me too…

          1 User has come online

Letsgetdowntobuisness: wtf

TazeYouInYourBallSack: WHY HELLO THERE

Letsgetdowntobuisness: hi?

TazeYouInYourBallSack: Sorry had caps lok on

Letsgetdowntobuisness: Your fine lol

TazeYouInYourBallSack: Anygays

TazeYouInYourBallSack: How was your study date with Bakugo 😏

Letsgetdowntobuisness: OMG IT WASN’T A DATE

TURNTHEFRIGGINFROGSGAY: Why so defensive, huh? Kero.

Letsgetdowntobuisness: IM NOT

TheseEyeBagsAreGucci: Ya and I'm straight

IHearAll: Ya and I have long hair

BEWHOYOUARE: Ya nd Im hman

TURNTHEFRIGGINGFROGSGAY: Ya and I'm part leopard, kero.

EdgarAllenPoe: Ya and I like the color pink

AmIAllmightsKid: Ya and me and kacchan get along

ElsaxZukoLoveChild: Ya and my dad loves me

TazeYouInYourBallSack: Ya and my dad loved me

ElsaxZukoLoveChild: …

TazeYouInYourBallSack: …

AmIAllmightsKid: ...how tf

IHearAll: Well that escalated quickly

IHearAll: Also Shinsou how long have you been here?

TheseEyeBagsAreGucci: the whole time lol

TazeYouInYourBallSack: are you the one listening to mcr cuz I swear to Zeus

TheseEyeBagsAreGucci: nah that’s Iida lol

EdgarAllenPoe: Iida listens to mcr?

TheseEyeBagsAreGucci: ya but if you ask him about it hell deny it to the high heavens

AmIAllmightsKid: mm

BEWHOYOUARE: YO @EdgarAllenPoe WHT YU GT AGNST PNK

EdgarAllenPoe: Everything

EdgarAllenPoe: Pink is the bane of my existence

TazeYouInYourBallSack: whtever emo birb

EdgarAllenPoe: call me birb once more and I shall have ghosts haunt you and make your life living hell

TazeYouInYourBallSack: my life already is a living hell birb man

IHearAll: damn

TheseEyeBagsAreGucci: lol

AmIAllmightsKid: oof

ElsaxZukoLoveChild: mood

TazeYouInYourBallSack: …

ElsaxZukoLoveChild: …

TazeYouInYourBallSack: we should make out or something /p /j

ElsaxZukoLoveChild: we should /p /j

AmIAllmightsKid: what

ElsaxZukoLoveChild: were bonding over daddy issues and sad lives

TazeYouInYourBallSack: ya and what better way to bond than making out

ElsaxZukoLoveChild: exactly

IHearAll: …

                 Were All Dying Here

Marceline<3: *screenshot of them talking of making out*

Marceline<3: THIS

Marceline<3: This is what happens when you put mentally ill sleep deprived kids into a gc

Marceline<3: @NoSlow get them to stop pls

LiterallyCamilo: you whore

Marceline<3: SAYS THE ONE TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH TODOROKI

PrincessBubblegum<3: I'm concerned to say the least.

Marceline<3: sorry you have to see these messages babe 😞

Marceline<3: but they need to stop for the sake of society

LiterallyCamilo: drama queen

NoSlow: …

NoSlow: Kaminari he better not be the one in your room rn I swear to god

LiterallyCamilo: …

HansHateClub: …

MirabelButStronk: OMG YALL WERE SERIOUS

HansHateClub: nOoOoOoO

HansHateClub: we put /j duh

NoGravity: wtf

NoSleep: These bitches horney fr fr

Baby ヽ ( ✿ ﾟ ▽ ﾟ ) ノ: oh (´。＿。｀)

TNTIMDYNAMITE: PEPPERSICK YOU BETTER NOT BE KISSING MY IDIOT

Hideandseekchampian: How are we the top hero class?

Dadzawa: I have no clue tbh

Dadzawa: Also whoever changed my name has detention

Acidreflex: …

Dadzawa: I hope it was worth it Ashido

acidreflex: it so ws

NoSlow: Todoroki is now grounded from this floor

HansHateClub: Fuck off your just mad you have no bitches

Kingofhugs: oh

Sugardaddy: I-

PrincessBubblegum<3: Sho…

MirabelButStronk: yall are not serious rn

Kungfupanda:  I am too tired for this

LuisaButAMan^tm :  I'm going to sleep I cant-

Marceline<3: kami…

LiterallyCamilo: WE DIDN’T KISS I SWEAR

LiterallyCamilo: HES IN TROBLE WITH IIDA BECAUSE HE THREW THE DOOR OPEN AND SPOOKED TODO CAUSING HIM TO FREEZE MY TV

NoGravity: I feel like that’s worse

Dadzawa: are you serious?

LiterallyCamilo: no?

Dadzawa: …

Dadzawa: You both have detention till I buy a new tv for your room

HansHateClub: oof

LiterallyCamilo: damn it

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Sugardaddy: who used the kitchen?

Sugardaddy: I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

LiterallyCamilo: not me 

TNTIMDYNAMITE: WHO BROKE THE COFFE MACHINE

wishspiderman: Since Mina’s in detention I’ll do it for her: Oop-

Marceline<3: 1) whoever did is going to feel my fucking wrath

Marceline<3: 2) Mina has detention?

wishspiderman: ya zey and aoyama fried through a wall for some reason.

NoSleep: MY COFEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LiterallyCamilo: Aizawa going to kill someone when he finds out

wishspiderman: *slay

Marcelina<3 : what

wishspiderman: hes gay

wishspiderman: so he wouldnt kill he’d slay

MirabelButStronk: he’s not so

wishspiderman: Midoriya please stop being delusional your embarasing yiurself 

MirabelButStronk: I’m not the delusional one idiot 

NoFucks: let’s not have the is he isn’t he fight again for fucks sake, kero.

NoSleep: thought you had no fucks?

NoFucks: July 24th, 2:00pm 2023

NoFucks: Kero

NoSleep: I feel slightly uneased 

NoSleep: is this a threat

NoSleep: please answer im scared

NoFucks: good kero

Sugardaddy: looking past whatever the fuck that was

Sugardaddy: who did it so they can be sacrificed to aizawas wrath

MirabelButStronk: whoever did it should know shinsou has in fact been in tears

NoSleep: no I’m nor

NoFucks: proof, kero?

NoSleep: I hate you

NoFucks: 🐸

NoSleep: what does this mean

Hideandseekchampian: idk who it is but the last person I saw in the kitchen was Iida

LiterallyCamilo: there’s no way it was Iida tho

wishspiderman: i agree

wishspiderman: so who else was in the kitchen last?

Marceline<3: well I saw tokoyami in there late last night using the coffee maker.

theunltimategoth: It wasn’t me I swear it on my cold black heart.

LiterallyCamilo: mmmmmmmmmmm

theunltimategoth: Neither was it dark shadow, for she was eating eggs whilst I made waffles.

wishspiderman : oh

Sugardaddy: why tf was she eating eggs

theunltimategoth: She says it reminds her of her past life as a flesh eating eagle. It brings her joy.

LiterallyCamilo: isn’t that cannibalism?

LiterallyCamilo: Cuz y’all are birds?

LiterallyCamilo: …

LiterallyCamilo: someon pls reply

Kingofhugs: sorry Tokoyami is currentally crying on the couch

LiterallyCamilo:IM SORRY OMG9MGOMGI

LiterallyCamilo: IGNORE ME IM DIMN

theunltimategoth: Its fine I’m just…processing

LiterallyCamilo: sorry 

theunltimategoth: You’re fine Kaminari don’t worry about it.

LiterallyCamilo: ok *worries about it*

theunltimategoth: sigh

LiterallyCamilo: sorry

theunltimategoth: STOP SAYING SORRY /nm

LiterallyCamilo:…

theunltimategoth: Please don’t say it.

LiterallyCamilo: I think I have to say it

theunltimategoth: no please

LiterallyCamilo: sorry

theunltimategoth: HUXISA

Marceline<3: MY EARS SBSDJHEWBJH

NoFucks: was that a dying bird, kero!?!

Kingofhugs: no it was toko

Kingofhugs: Kaminari I’d watch out if I were you

Kingofhugs: he seems in a good mood to strangle people

LiterallyCamilo: sorry

theunltimategoth: STOP

Wishspiderman: BAAHHAAHHA

NoSleep: never in my life have I ever heard such an ear ringing sound

NoGravity: I think my ears are bleeding now

LiterallyCamilo: sorry

theultimategoth: GOD DAMN IT

Tokoyami has muted LiterallyCamilo for 1 hour

TNTIMDYNAMITE: deserved 

MirabelButStronk: poor mama 

MirabelButStronk: I-

TNTIMDYNAMITE: WTF

NoGravity: GURL WHAT

MirabelButStronk: IT WAS AUTOCORRECT

Wishspiderman: BHJBDHJHJDBEWHJDBHJWEHDJIEHWUI

Kingofhugs : PFFFTTTFTFT

Marceline<3: DYING

LuisaButAMantm: can someone explain why kami just messaged saying to tell the gc he’s sorry?

theunltimategoth: FUCKHCDSJKKJSD

NoSlow: I am offline for 10 minutes and all goes to hell it seems. 

PrincessBubblegum<3: I’m very concerned on this class.

Kingofhugs: who isn’t tho

===

Dekus bitches

TheGay : IM GOING TO KMS

ThePan: oh

TheBi: lol mood

TheGaypt2: take me with u?

TheLesbian: …

TheLesbian: why exactly?

TheGay: MY PARENTSARE MEAJING ME GO TO S DATE DINNRE 

TheGay: BDHICHUDEGCHUDUHCHAAAAAAAAAAA

TheGaypt2: I’ll get u some rope 

TheBi: what is that 

TheGaypt2: so rope is a thing made of string or hair used mostly for pulling things, tho I’m hinting at using it to hang Iida like an ornament 

ThePan: todo…

TheBi: I meant the dinner thing dipshit.

TheGaypt2: damn ok no need to be rude.

TheGaypt3: these dinners are dinners that fancy and usually hero family’s have that are to like find a partner for the kid to have like a continuing family blood thing idk.

TheGay: I used to not have to go to the m but since tensei can’t carry the family name I have to start doing them. 

TheGay: THEYRE GOUNG TO MAKE ME FING A EIFE IM GSOING TO KILL MYSELF

TheGaypt3: pls don’t cuz then who will I have? Mido? No thanks.

ThePan: oh

TheGaypt3: no offense

ThePan: too late I’m extremely offended 

TheGaypt3: damn

TheLesbian:  your not out to your parents?

TheGay: Absolutely not

TheGay: I’m pretty sure my parents would have violent heart attacks if i told them

TheGaypt3: is that a bd thing tho 

TheGay: ….

TheGaypt3: I’ll shut up

The Bi: well if she’s pretty tell her to hit me up ok

TheLesbian: Ocha

TheBi: ok ok don’t or  whatever

PMS BETWEEN SPACEGORL AND ENGINE MAN

SPACEGORL: pls do 

SPACEGORL: I need bitches 

Engine man: sure

SPACEGORL: THANKS POOKIE WOOKIE BOO BEAR SMOOKUMS WOOKUMS I LOVE YOU MWAH MWAH

Engineman: never speak to me a agin

SPACEGORL: damn

Dms between woof and meow

woof: so I’m at this dinner right

Meow: ig

Woof: it was a rhetorical question hito

Meow: oh sorry

Woof: it’s ok but

Woof: I can’t be around this girl anymore 

Meow: why whats wrong with her?

Woof: that’s the thing.

Woof: nothing is wrong with her

Woof: she’s perfect. Like amazing manners, super pretty, my parents absolutely love her

Meow: oh

Meow: shit what are you gonna do?

Woof:Idk

Woof: I’m juste hbcshjbihdebihdbisjndijsnijdsnijj

Meow: understandable.

Meow: have they decided if your gonna marry her orrr

Woof: they’re still talking abt it

Meow: well don’t freak yorusell out ok

Meow: *yourself

Woof: I wont (I’m lying)

Meow: sigh

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Dms between midobido and ochamocha 

Midobido: ocha

Midobido: ocha

Midobido: answer ur fucking phone 

Midobido: ocha

Midobido: ochaaaaaa

Ochamocha: omg what

Midobido: I’m gonna to tell him

Midobido: I’m gonna confeeesssss

Ochamocha:   OMG?!

Ochamocha: FR?!?

Ochamocha: UR FINALLY GROWING SOME BALLS?!?!

Midobido: ok listen here asshole

Midobido: yes..

Ochamocha: OMGGGGGGGGGGG

The real big three

Jessie: IIDA

Jessie: IIDDDAAAAA

James: ???

Meowth: ocha pls

Jessie: HES DOING IT

Jessie: OUR BABY IS GROWING UP 😭🥺❤️✨

James: this does not help me understand

James: at all

James: I hope you both know that

Meowth: im gonna ask todoroki out

James: oh

James: OH

James: OMG

Jessie: RIGHT 

Meowth: sighing 

James: I never imagined this day would come

James: the day our little boy grows up.

Meowth: mean

Jessie: BABE GET OUT OUR GOOD WINE OUR BABY BOY IS GROWING UP

James: it’s almost like just yesterday he was pouting about how pretty he thinks todoroki is

James: oh wait

James: it literally was yesterday

Meowth: die

James: no thanks 😊 😘

Meowth: I miss whem you spoke like a rpbot all the time

James: too bad hoe ‼️

Jessie: BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Meowth: Imagin the heart  ataecks the clas would have sseing u txt us

James: imagine the strokes theyd have trying to read yours 

Meowth: 😐😑😐😑😐

James: 😘😘❤️

Jessie: you both gibe me migrands 

Meowth: stfu

James: no one asked ‼️‼️‼️

Jessie: this is sexism

James: yes

Jessie: SCREENSHOTTED

James: WAIT NO

Jessie: #CANCELIIDA 

Meowth: DBJHDBHBDUHBDIHBD

James: OUT OF CONTEXT ASS

Were all dying here

NoGravity: *screenshoted_texts*

NoGravity: IIDA IS SEXIST CONFURMED

Acidreflex: w8 James is Iida?

NoSlow: No it’s not. Ochako is a lier. I apologize for the lies she has spread and false information she is showing you all. The problem is being dealt with. 

Marceline<3: anyone else feel like we’re being lied to 

NoGravity: YOU ARE! HES LYING!

LiterallyCamilo: wait so is Iida James?

NoGravity: YES HE IS 

NoSlow: No I’m not

NoGravity: YES YOU ARE

NoSlow: No

HansHateClub: I’m the words of Tokoyami “what a mad bouquet or darkness.”

MirabelButStronk: I can confirm it was Iida

NoFucks: Iida is cancelled 2023, kero,

Baby ヽ ( ✿ ﾟ ▽ ﾟ ) ノ: Σ('◉⌓◉’)

SmileyLover<3: LMAOOOOO

Hideandseekchampian: wait is he being serious I can’t tell? Also SOMCE WHEN DOES HE TEXT LIKE ATHAT

acidreflex: @NoGravity s he bng sriuuussss?

NoFucks: ocha, kero?

Kingofhugs: @NoGravity ???

Kungfupanda: ???

Marceline<3: omfg he got her

HansHateClub: he killed the bitch

SmileyLover<3: rip ocha you will be missed

TNTIMDYNAMITE: WHY ARE YOU IDIOTS BLOWING UP MY PHONE

LiterallyCamillo: Iida is being accused of sexism

TNTIMDYNAMITE: …

TNTIMDYNAMITE: WTF

acidreflex: gys im knda scrd

acidreflex: ocha wnt answr hr msags

Marceline<3: god I hate reading your texts

NoFucks: I agree with both of you, kero

Acidreflex: dmn ok

NoFucks: I called her and it was sent straight to voicemail, kero

LiterallyCamilo: hmmmmmmmmmm,

PrincessBubblegum<3: Ok, while we don’t know what is happening must I remind you all that this is IIDA we are talking about. Do we really think he of all people would be sexist?

SmileyLover<3: I agree like it just doesn’t make sense

Kungfupanda: I hate to disagree but the photo is kinda proof

SparklyLover<3: yes buuuuuuttt

SparklyLover: It could have been a joke mon amies

Sugardaddy: he did say it was out of context

Hideandseekchampion: idkkkkkkkkkkk

Kungfupanda: you just want it to be true for the drama 

Hideandseekchampion: idek what your saying broooo 🙄🙄🙄

LuisaButAMantm: well this is interesting

Marceline<3: ok but seriously they just all like aren’t online?

Kingofhugs: yeah it’s kinda concerning

SmileyLover<3: should someone go to one of their rooms?

SmileyLover<3: maybe?

LiterallyCamilo: I went to iidas and hes not there

HansHateClub: Midoriya is not in his room either

Sugardaddy: welp.

Acidreflex: chckd ochas nd shs nt ther 

LuisaButAMan: translation:  checked ochas and she’s not there 

Kungfupanda: Kiri ur an angel 

Marceline<3: the only one who understands her language fr

PrincessBubblegum<3: Okay, so none of the three are in their rooms?

NoFucks: seems not, kero

PrincessBubblegum<3: Well that is quite concerning.

HansHateClub: yeah knowing Iida it is 

LiterallyCamilo: wym dude Iida wouldn’t do anything

TNTIMDYNAMITE: I don’t like agreeing with dunce fuck but he’s right so listen to him

LiterallyCamilo: omg? Omg? OMG!?

Acidreflex: frst iida thn ths? Th wrld is bng trnd upsd dwn 

Marceline<3: hopefully the next weird thing it happen is you spelling right

NoFucks: I wouldn’t hold my breath, kero.

Acidreflex: 😞😞😞

MirabelButStronk: I HAVE SURVIVED HIS WRATH

LiterallyCamilo: HES ALIIIVVVVEEEE

LuisaButAMantm: OMGGGGG YEEEAAAA BROOOOO

HansHateClub: but what happened?

Acidreflex: yea we thot u did

MirabelButStronk: I didn’t dw

MirabelButStronk: so explanation 

MirabelButStronk: this was supposed to just be a joke but Ochako forgot that this class is neurodivergent af and some don’t understand social cues

LiterallyCamilo: this feels targeted 

HansHateClub: I agree

MirabelButStronk: so mr aizawa saw the messages and y’all freaking out and took all three of us to his office to talk about the joke

MirabelButStronk: after the situation was explained or him and he read the messages he saw what was being misinterpreted 

MirabelButStronk: Iida was not being sexist I swear he was just joking and so was ocha she’s just sytupid

NoGravity: ow ok

NoSlow: shush you deserve it /j /nm

NoGravity: 😔😔😔

Hideandseekchampian: so is Iida in trouble?

NoSlow: I am not, Mr. Aizawa just said for me and everyone else to just be careful what jokes you make and to make sure everyone knows it is a joke.

Marceline<3: damn

NoSlow: yup

LiterallyCamilo: I’m still confused on how Iida texts like vthat 

SmileyLover<3: yeah! Why dinf we get to see funny iida

NoGravity: hes just used to havong the “perfect student” mask on so u guys get robot iida 

NoSlow:🤖

Acidreflex: wll ida we wil fnd a wy 2 gt u to b funy 

NoSlow: And maybe one day we will find a way to get you to type like an actual person and not like a 5 year old who was dropped on their head several times.

SmileyLover<3: BAHAHAHAH

LuisaButAMantm: damn bro

Hideandseekchampian: sorry Mina but your ass has been got

Acidreflex: ok i se hw it is

Theultimategoth: what a mad bouquet of darkness

Chapter Text

            Dms between shoto :) and midoriya

midoriya: sho?

midoriya: can i talk to you?

shoto:) : sure what is up

midoriya: ok first I’m totally not freaking out over you using whats up um 

shoto :) : LOL

midoriya: AAAAAAAMSKMEMOEMO /POS

midoriya: also um

midoriya: would you maybe possibly in some way um 

midoriya: want to go on a date?.?

shoto:): like.. a romantic date?

midoriya: yea! 

midoriya: if you want to ofc

midoriya: if not you can totally tell me to go away and never speak to you again which is totally fine

midoriya: bc yk idk 

midoriya: todoroki ??

midoriya: …

midoriya: ykw nvm we can pretend this never happened and yea

midoriya: back to goody ol friends!

                    The real big three

Meowth: I need a joint and a bottle of wine to wash away my sorrows

James: what happened to hello?

Jessie: what happened bookie?? 

Meowth: asked todoroki

Meowth: left on read 

Jessie: WHATSTAT

James: NO

James: THIS CANT BE

Meowth: yea

Meowth: this is actually my last day on earth guys

Jessie: ok drama king

Meowth: 😔

James: maybe

James: its a misunderstanding?

Meowth: pookie it’s over

Meowth: the delusions are over

Jessie: an angel just lost its wings

Dms between Rich and Richer

Rich: *screenshotofconfession*

Rich: what

Rich: do

Rich: I

Rich: do

Richer: BRO?!?!?

Richer: SAY YES

Rich: ITS NLT THAT ESSY 

Richer: YES KT ISSSS

Richer: are u stoopid

Rich: maybe

Rich: FUCK

Rich: He’s trying to say to forget it 

Richer: WHAT

Richer: WHYYY

Rich: BC IM STUPID AND LEFT HIM ON SEEN

Richer: ….

Richer: I’m going to crash out 

Rich: yk I luv u right? 

Richer: gtfo of my dms

Richer: AND GO SAY YES YOU STUPID SLUT

Rich: sir yes sir 

Richer: stfu

Dms between shoto:) and midoriya

shoto:): SORRY MIDORIYA IM NOT GOOD AT THESE THINGS 

shoto:): I DONT WANT TO FORGET YOU ASKED

shoto:): BC I LIKE YOU AND SO YES I WANNA GO OUT WITH YOU

midoriya: …

midoriya: RESLLY?!?!??

shoto:): yes

midoriya: okokokok um yea wow um yea

midoriya: cool cool cool

midoriya: so Saturday at idk 6

midoriya: me u ramen place down the street?

shoto:): I would love that

midoriya: YESESESES 

midoriya: I mean

midoriya: great! See you then !

midoriya: or well I’ll see you before then too

midoriya: bc we live in the same dorms

midoriya: and go to the same school

midoriya: sorry I’m rambling 

shoto:): it’s ok Midoriya 

shoto:): and yes I will see you before then lol 

midoriya: wkyfidhdjfudjfj 

                       The real big three

Meowth: nvm guys the angel has her wings back

Jessie: WHAT ???

James: DOES THIS MEAN?????

Meowth: ur boy is TAKEN HOES

Meowth: YIPPEE

James: I just fell to my knees in a Walmart

Jessie: WERE SO HAPPY FOR YOU IZU!!!!

Meowth: 🥳

Meowth: omg

Meowth: I’m going out with todoroki

Meowth: LEST FUCKING GO

Meowth: CELEBRATION TIME BITCHES

James: WHOOOOOOOO

Jessie: movies in mine ????

Meowth: YES MAAAAAAMMMMM

James: gurl calm tf down

Meowth: ok bakugo

James: gtfo right now

Meowth: :(

Meowth: that’s not nice dookie 

James: ik shithead 

Jessie: CRETINS MY ROOM IS SET UP FOR MOVIES

Jessie: COME NOW OR YOU WONT BE ALLOWED

Meowth: omw fuck face 

Jessie: nvm ur uninvited 

Meowth: NO

Meowth: I MEANT REALLY NICE FRIEND THAT I ADORE  

Jessie: mhm

James: I’m here

James: open up slut

Jessie: you’ve lost bed privileges

James: die

Meowth: …

James: call me bakugo and I get u

Meowth: then I won’t

James: good

                   Were all dying here

LiterallyCamilo: something just happened 

LuisaButAMantm: you know this how?

LiterallyCamilo: I can feel it in my gut

Marceline<3: I think that’s just your digestive system killing you from drinking your “morning juice”

LiterallyCamilo: idk what you’re talking about

LiterallyCamilo: my morning juice is amazing

Marceline<3: amazingly deadly for you 

LiterallyCamilo: and yet I’m not dead yet 

Marceline<3: emphasis on yet 

LiterallyCamilo: I’ll taze you

Marceline<3: try me bitch

NoFucks: no I agree with Kami, kero

NoFucks: the air feels like something happened

LiterallyCamilo: AAA TSU THANK YOU

LiterallyCamilo: the only real one 

Acidreflex: wht m I ? A roch?

LiterallyCamilo: yes

Acidreflex: ...

Acidreflex has kicked LiterallyCamilo from the chat

LuisaButAMantm: BRO NOOO

wishspiderman: MY POOKIE!

YourFairyGayMother: 🤨

wishspiderman: WAIT MY LOVE 

wishspiderman: I CAN EXPLAIN

wishspiderman: HES MY PLATONIC POOKIE

wishspiderman: ur my real real pookie 

YourFairyGayMother: better 

Acidreflex: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

wishspiderman: add back my (platonic) pookie NEOW 

Acidreflex: mmmmmm

Acidreflex: nah

wishspiderman: the alphas getting angry 😡😡😡

Acidreflex: im abut to kic u to

wishspiderman: I apologize for my previous statement 

Acidreflex: mhm

NoGravity: poor Kami

NoGravity: he will be missed

Marceline<3: will he?

NoGravity: damnnn

TNTIMDYNAMITE: STOP BLOWING UO MY OHONE IDIOTS

Acidreflex: y so meen kacchan 

NoGravity: sometimes I wonder if y’all have a death wish or if y’all are just stupid

TNTIMDYNAMITE: I’m going to gut you bubble gum hoe

Acidreflex: ...

wishspiderman: not the LOWERCASE

Acidreflex: it ws nic nowng yall

Acidreflex: by by crul wrld 

NoGravity: ok I think it’s death wish

NoGravity: u will be missed mina 

Kingofhugs: heaven gained another angel 

Dadzawa: Is that ashido screaming?

Hideandseekchampian: it’s almost as if you can still hear her voice 

wishspiderman: HAHAHAHAHAHA

NoSlow: This class is my 13th reason 

NoSlow: bc why did mina just burst into MY room screaming bloody murder

NoSlow: then bakugo is now pounding on my door

Acidreflex: I neded a plce to hid 

NoSlow: GET OUT OF MY ROOM

Acidreflex: no 

NoGravity: damnnnn

HansHateClub: be careful mina

HansHateClub: he bites

YourFairyGayMother: 😦

wishspiderman: yo

wishspiderman: what does this mean dude 

NoSlow: I DO NOT

HansHateClub: the bite mark on uras hand begs to differ

NoSlow: THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT

NoGravity: NO OT WASNT BITCH

NoSlow: WELL NEXT TIME DONT PUT YOUR HAND IN MY FACE

NoGravity: WELL THEN KEEP YOUR BIG MOUTH SHUT

MirabelButStronk: this is so fun 

NoSlow: I’m going to get you

MirabelButStronk: BITCH WHAT DID I DO TO YOU

wishspiderman: mina? Dude?

MirabelButStronk: damn

MirabelButStronk: iida got her

NoGravity: rip 

NoSlow: I didn’t do anything to her

Acidreflex: BAKUHO ATACED ME

TNTIMDYNAMITE: I DIDNT DO SHIT RACOON EYES

Dadzawa: no fighting people please

TNTIMDYNAMITE: again

TNTIMDYNAMITE: I DIDNT DO SHIT

Acidreflex: meany 

TNTIMDYNAMITE: DIE

Hideandseekchampian: back on topic 

Hideandseekchampian: I think Kami’s right

Hideandseekchampian: something feels…different

TNTIMDYNAMITE: ok who hooked up

YourFairyGayMother: WOAH

wishspiderman: WHAT

NoGravity: INSANE

NoSlow: HIH

MirabelButStronk: ERMMMMM 

HansHateClub: this is interesting

Marceline<3: no one hooked up

Marceline<3: I would unfortunately know

YourFairyGayMother: you’re serious when you say you hear all?

Marceline<3: …

Marceline<3: yes

wishspiderman: oh

wishspiderman: you poor soul 

TNTIMDYNAMITE: well if no one did

TNTIMDYNAMITE: THAN IT AINT THAT SERIOUS

NoSlow: bakugos right 

NoSlow: ew

acidreflex: STAWO 

wishspiderman: HAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAH

TNTIMDYNAMITE: STFU FOUR EYES

NoSlow: anyways

NoSlow: if something important happened we will all hear about it later.