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2:27AM
[ dick grayson has created emotional support group for besties !!! :D ]
[ dick grayson has added new members: roy harper , wally west , kyle rayner , garth , kori anders , donna troy ]
[ roy harper has added a new member: jason todd ]
[ kyle rayner has removed a member: jason todd ]
kyle: that piece of shit doesn’t deserve to be here until he gives me my laptop back
[ kori anders has added a new member: jason todd ]
kori: give kyle his laptop back
jason: he painted my bike green
kyle: SHOULDN’T HAVE RUINED MY MINECRAFT WORLD
[ garth has renamed the group emotional support group for enemies !!! :D ]
garth: this is gonna be great
2:36AM
[ dick grayson & donna troy ]
donna: really?
dick: ??
donna: instead of flirting with that guy
donna: YOU MAKE A GC WITH ALL OF US???
dick: REDHEADS MAKE ME NERVOUS OKAY
donna: I HOPE HE REJECTS YOU
8:42AM
[ emotional support group for enemies !!! :D ]
wally: hey
wally: no hate
wally: but do i know you lot?
kori: you know me !! we worked together on a project !!
wally: i know!!
wally: i just don’t recognize
wally: anyone else
garth: did you see two homosexuals run around campus yesterday covered in green paint
wally: yea
garth: that were kyle and jason
kyle: queer
kyle: respect the label
garth: shut up fruits don’t talk
kyle: ):
kyle: hi wally!! i’m kyle, we have art class together
jason: i’m jason
[ jason todd is typing . . . ]
[ kyle rayner has removed a member: jason todd ]
kyle: he’s a menace to society forget him
wally: cool!!!!
roy: wally i’m literally the only other redhead on this entire fucking campus
roy: i live TWO (2) dorms N E X T to you
wally: ok wait
wally: maybe i do know everyone
wally: donna is the one who always walks around with a camera right
wally: with some himbo with black hair n cool tattoos right behind her
garth: i
[ kyle rayner has changed garth ’s name: residential himbo ]
residential himbo: i will end your bloodline rayner
[ residential himbo has changed kyle rayner ’s name: fruitcake ]
fruitcake: i’m an only child with little interest in starting a family
fruitcake: but a whole lotta interest in men
fruitcake: don’t need your help with endin shit
10:03AM
[ dick grayson & wally west ]
wally: where do i know you from
dick: we both helped kori on that project for her art class
wally: .
wally: you were there?
dick: i was covered in blue paint
wally: OH
wally: you’re the guy i kept calling sonic!! :D
10:07AM
[ emotional support group for enemies !!! :D ]
[ wally west has changed dick grayson ’s name: sonic ]
sonic: AREN’T YOU LITERALLY ON THE TRACK TEAM
[ wally west has changed wally west ’s name: nyooommm ]
nyooommm: HAPPY?
sonic: HAPPY.
sonic: WANNA JOIN ME FOR LUNCH LATER?
nyooommm: I WOULD LOVE TO
[ residential himbo has renamed the group: emotional support group for fruits !!! :D ]
residential himbo: i could start a whole grocery stores with all the fruits here
donna: didn’t you admit to liking a guy literally the other day
residential himbo: donna you heathen don’t share my sins
fruitcake: taking a screenshot rn
11:34AM
[ jason todd & kyle rayner ]
jason: i bought u paint
jason: pls love me
jason: we can paint my bike back to black n red as relationship therapy :D
kyle: only if you rebuild my entire minecraft world
jason: no
kyle: fuck off
12:57PM
[ protect cass ]
dick: tim
dick: damian
dick: tim
dick: damian
supreme leader: no
nerd: perish
dick: …
dick: after everything i’ve done for you two
nerd: WHAT
supreme leader: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR US
nerd: THATS A WHOLE LIE
nerd: YOUR HONOR
nerd: I OBJECT TOTHE PROSECUTOR’S STATEMENT
[ supreme leader has changed supreme leader ’s name: your honor ]
your honor: OBJECTION SUSTAINED
dick: ALRIGHT HEAR ME OUT
nerd: CHOP HIS HEAD OFF
your honor: FUCK YOU GRAYSON
cassandra: if you don’t get to the fucking point
cassandra: and keep blowing up my phone in class
cassandra: i will put cyanide in everyone’s dinner
cassandra: and write down the recipe of the antidote in korean
cassandra: before shutting down the wifi and disabling any other way of using the internet
cassandra: got it?
nerd: yes ma’am
your honor: no
cassandra: damian.
your honor: fine
your honor: what do you want grayson?
dick: a new family
1:21PM
[ dick grayson & barbara gordon ]
dick: babs !!!
dick: emergency !!!
barbara: yeah?
dick: are you still friends with kara?
barbara: no i’m not giving you her number
barbara: she’s a fucking lesbian richard
dick: yes i know cottagecore lesbian let’s go lesbians let’s go women liking tiddies
barbara: you’re not funny
dick: ANYWAY
dick: i need her cousin’s number
barbara: ask your brothers?
dick: [ 3 images attached ]
barbara: i’m glad i’m not a wayne
barbara: i’ll just tell kara to text it to you
dick: you’re an angel !!!
dick: i’ll drive you to pride this year !!! :D
barbara: you make me want to hate crime you
1:46PM
[ dick grayson & kara danvers ]
[ kara danvers has shared a contact: jon kent ]
[ kara danvers has shared a contact: conner kent ]
[ kara danvers has shared a contact: clark kent ]
kara: hi dick!!
kara: not sure whose number you wanted
kara: soooo have them all !! :D
dick: bless you kara ily
dick: platonically
dick: pls don’t tell babs i said ily
kara: my mouth is zipped!!
2:12PM
[ dick grayson & clark kent ]
dick: Hello sir, I am sorry for the text. I was unable to find your email and had resorted to asking Kara for your number so I could resolve my issue as soon as possible. If it is no problem, I would appreciate being moved out of my English literature class with Dr. Nygma to perhaps your class? I don’t feel very comfortable with my current professor and I believe that remaining in his class will only further hinder my learning process. If this is possible, I would truly appreciate that. Thank you in advance.
clark: dick i have known you since you were six
clark: what’s the issue?
dick: the guy i like is in your class
clark: got it kiddo
7:34PM
[ emotional support group for fruits !!! :D ]
nyooommm: are any of you in my english lit. class??
nyooommm: bc hi i have no idea what is going on and i need help :D
residential himbo: nah i got nygma
kori: also in nygma’s class
donna: we all are in a different class yeah
sonic: i am not!! :D
nyooommm: can u sit next to me in class tomorrow??
nyooommm: for friendship n emotional support
sonic: ofc!!! :D
roy: jesus christ this is some of the queerest shit i’ve been apart of