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2021-10-31
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Tape Dispenser

Summary:

She is the most captivating thing Five had ever seen.

Notes:

This is just pure crack. Since this came up tonight, I thought I should just post it for fun.

Enjoy!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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She is the most captivating thing Five had ever seen.

Her skin is as pure and white as snow, with no wrinkles or miscolouring, unlike any other of his people, who lost their beauty as they hid underground.

Her shell is impossibly round, with a hole in the middle, showing off her missing organs.

From her shell grows transparent, sticky hair, which follows the impossible u-curve of her neck that ends in the metal spikes of her throat.

She is breathtaking, despite the lack of head and tentacles.

Fives doesn't care if she is a tape dispenser. He loves her.

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Based on this comic: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/676947387722430913/