TwistedIllusions
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A Real Life (Honest To God) Sorcerer by TwistedIllusions
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
08 Mar 2026
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Professional bull rider Will Byers is a legend on the circuit, known as the Sorcerer for the way he can stick any bull for eight seconds like it’s second nature.
A year after a near-fatal accident left him gored, trampled, and permanently wrecked with chronic pain, he returns to the rodeo determined to prove he’s still the best.
Even when his abusive father pushes him harder than ever, Will keeps climbing back into the chute—because riding is the only life he’s ever been allowed to imagine for himself.
But in a world built on bruises, legacy, and the kind of forced masculinity that breaks men before they know they’re bleeding, the only thing that matters is making the eight—no matter the cost.
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Touch My Neck (And I’ll Touch Yours) by TwistedIllusions
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
22 Dec 2025
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Will’s power is waking, and so is the fear he’s been carrying for years. With dirt on their faces, blood on their skin, and bruises blooming deeper than just the surface, Mike sees it all.
Sees him in a way no one else ever has.
What begins as cleaning up turns into something softer, heavier: a moment of honesty pressed between two tired boys on the edge of war.
Tomorrow they face Vecna.
But tonight? They face each other.
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In The Middle Of The Night (Two Dead Boys Got Up To Fight) by TwistedIllusions
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
28 Feb 2022
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“The doctors didn’t believe that he would survive, and anyone who’s had a sick child would understand that it feels like you’re losing your grasp on them. Like there's something that's…pulling them from the other side…”
“...which is exactly what was happening in that house.”
- Grace Hargreeves, Mother.
When Klaus Hargreeves has to battle not only his second bout of Hodgkin's Lymphoma, but the spirits of the dead who are haunting him.
OR The Haunting In Connecticut AU nobody asked for.
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Dave had never been well-versed with merfolk. Of course, he’d heard the tales of them growing up, but then again, who hadn’t? Their story was one of wonder and mystery, so it should have been no surprise that Dave, like most people, never actually believed in their existence.
All his years at sea he’d never once come across one, but now here one was in the flesh.
Wounded and in desperate need of his help.
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Chasin’ You Like A Shot Of Whiskey by TwistedIllusions
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
16 Jul 2021
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Klaus watched as the horse turned away, taking the beautiful cowboy along with him. Unable to contain his downright tumultuous nature, he muttered under his breath, “Didn’t know I’d been shipped off to brokeback mountain, but I can’t complain—”
“Whoah,” Dave said, sitting deep in his saddle to halt his horse before turning around to once again face Klaus. “Sorry, what was that?” he asked, cupping his hand to his ear, eyebrows rising attentively.
Panicked, Klaus stumbled over himself trying to find the right words, his palm running down his chest before grabbing a hold of his satchel. “Oh, um...nothing, I uh—I just said I...broke my backpack getting off the plane.” He said, lips curling in towards his teeth, eyebrow cocked in embarrassment. He only hoped Dave would believe this new steaming pile of horse shit.
Recent series
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Lullabies Go On, They Never Die, That’s How You And I Will Be by TwistedIllusions
Fandom The Umbrella Academy (TV)
31 Oct 2020
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This is the home to all of my Parent!Klaus stories with him and his daughter Riley! There will be art, one shots, as well as two multi-chapters depicting Klaus’s journey as a father while he raises his precious baby girl! :)
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- 134,434
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- 3
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- 65
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The Hardest Part of This Is Leaving You by TwistedIllusions
Fandom The Umbrella Academy (TV)
04 Apr 2020
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This is my collection of the stories I’ve written depicting Klaus vs his battle with pancreatic cancer.
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- 148,370
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- 2
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- 40
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The Word “Happy” Would Lose It’s Meaning If It Were Not Balanced By Sadness by TwistedIllusions
Fandom The Umbrella Academy (TV)
27 Mar 2020
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This is the home to all of my Bad Things Happen Bingo prompts! I plan on having a blackout card, so be sure to subscribe to follow along to when I post each one!! :)
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- 10,296
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Mike's breath hitched again, not out of fear but something else— something he was too afraid to name, something he had suspected for a long time and buried deep.
Across the MAC-Z, Will wiped at the blood under his nose.
He’s beautiful, Mike thought fleetingly, unable to control it, and secretly not wanting to either.
Then Will fell to his knees, and time snapped right back into place like a broken rubber band.
or, Mike and Will in the immediate aftermath of the MAC-Z (ft. Lucas) ; 5x04 coda
Note: now complete with chapter 2 added! (please check updated tags)
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07 Mar 2026
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Will loved ordinary things, an uneventful existence was something he craved. Sadly, when Mike Wheeler walks into his life, Will’s easy going path snaps right in half. A passion he could never imagine overtaking his whole being.
It was too bad their friend groups hated each other and his sister had a huge crush on the musician. Off limits.
Fantastic.
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- English
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- 46/46
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22 Feb 2026
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It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.
Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.
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Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.
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18 Dec 2025
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Crossroads & Nightmen au by EpiKatt, Holliday Inn (glowing_blossoms)
Fandom Tombstone (1993)
10 Jan 2025
- Words:
- 18,875
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- 2
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13 Jul 2025
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if we were vampires (and death was a joke) by playingwiththeboysisagayanthem
Fandoms: Tombstone (1993)
01 Jul 2025
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“ Tonight, he stared at it in the form of the wheezing echoing from Doc’s chest as he lay at his side. Content, if not for the cold sweat on his forehead and the furrow in his brow. His lungs whistled with every exhale, Doc’s body fighting itself and tearing him apart in the process. Shredding his insides to ribbons.
In the morning, he’d wake up coughing, spit up wads of mucus and blood into the chamber basin, then he would groom himself into the respectable sort you’d never suspect was a dying man in disguise if you didn’t know where to look. He would laugh off Wyatt’s concern and growl if he laid a caring hand on him. He would stand tall, consumption be damned, powering himself on spite alone.
And Wyatt would be forced to watch, all the while knowing the truth behind the mask.“
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aka, Wyatt ponders the cruelty of life, illness, and the weight of loving someone with your whole being whilst Doc sleeps, entirely unaware of the other man’s musings.
Bookmarked by TwistedIllusions
02 Jul 2025