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Part 1 of Anon's Kindergarten Fics
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jerome gets bullied (and other things happen too, i guess) | A Kindergarten Chatfic

Summary:

DumbJock: fuck off contriband girl
DumbJock: contribant
DumbJock: contrabant
DumbJock: FUCK

Firecrackers: keep going, this is fun to watch

IKidYouNot: yep.

DumbJock: YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES

Firecrackers: i know <3

Notes:

hello.
welcome to my mess of a kindergarten chatfic.
there'll probably be a lot of out of character, and headcanons, but yknow what? we just roll with things like that here.

also the name of this fic will probably change. i just have, like, zero inspiration right now.

also also i literally just posted it without proofreading, so if shit doesnt make sense or anything, please let me know so i can fix it.

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update, 12th february 2024
hello
just so you know, the first few chapters of this fic are really bad lol. in my opinion it only gets decent at around chapter 5, but if you skip to there then you'll be missing some context.
anyways, i hope you enjoy :)

Chapter 1: basic brunette boy makes a groupchat

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

5:27 PM

Unnamed Chat

Adam has created 'Unnamed Chat'

Adam has added Lily and 11 others

Adam has changed 13 nicknames

IKidYouNot: there.

DumbJock: huh
DumbJock: RUDE.

BigBoyKnife: wdyw basic brunette boy

IKidYouNot: i'm going to choose to ignore both of those comments.

TheAlmighty: Did.
TheAlmighty: Did you just use an apostrophe in "I'm", but not capitalise it?

IKidYouNot: maybe.

BrownHoodie: ayo
BrownHoodie: kid, that name for felix is pretty gay

TheAlmighty: What??
TheAlmighty: Whilst I appreciate the sentiment, Adam, I request that you change my nickname.

IKidYouNot: mmmm....
IKidYouNot: nah.
IKidYouNot: also, billy, i will hunt you down and skin you alive. <3

WaterLily: Not if I have anything to say about it

BrownHoodie: aha!
BrownHoodie: i have a sister!

WaterLily: Unfortunately

BrownHoodie: shush. you're backing me up here.

WaterLily: Sure I am

Arsonist: ew, capital letters.
Arsonist: kid, what the fuck is this name

IKidYouNot: it's true, isn't it?

Arsonist: i mean
Arsonist: yea
Arsonist: but you cant just expose me like that

IKidYouNot: sighhhh
IKidYouNot: fiiiiiine

IKidYouNot has changed Arsonist's nickname to Firecrackers

Firecrackers: this is better.

WizardOfOzzy: Wtf

WaterLily: Hello Oswald

WizardOfOzzy: Fuck no

WizardOfOzzy has left the chat

IKidYouNot: well we can't have that

IKidYouNot has added WizardOfOzzy

WizardOfOzzy: Shit

Firecrackers: no escape

IKidYouNot: :)

WizardOfOzzy: Well that isnt menacing in the slightest.

DumbJock: Kid

IKidYouNot: yes?

DumbJock: pls change my name :(

IKidYouNot: why?

DumbJock: cuz
DumbJock: it makes me sad

Firecrackers: pfft

DumbJock: fuck off carla im bargaining

Firecrackers: all right all right jeez

DumbJock: anyway
DumbJock: pls Kid

IKidYouNot: hmmmm...
IKidYouNot: nah

DumbJock: WHY

IKidYouNot: i'm not changing names
IKidYouNot: i spent hours thinking of these, i can't be bothered to think of more right now

DumbJock: you changed carlas!

IKidYouNot: she's special

Firecrackers: hA
Firecrackers: TAKE THAT BITCH

DumbJock: fuck off contriband girl
DumbJock: contribant
DumbJock: contrabant
DumbJock: FUCK

Firecrackers: keep going, this is fun to watch

IKidYouNot: yep.

DumbJock: YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES

Firecrackers: i know <3

BrownHoodie: god, this groupchat is a mess
BrownHoodie: i love it

Notes:

IKidYouNot - Kid

TheAlmighty - Felix

TeddyBear - Ted

Firecrackers - Carla

Robogay - Penny

TheNugmeister - Nugget

WaterLily - Lily

WizardOfOzzy - Ozzy

BrownHoodie - Billy

CinderBlock - Cindy

DumbJock - Jerome

SmartNerd - Monty

BigBoyKnife - Buggs