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1. We're Blaming the Goddamn Glory Hole (and the Wayward Hostess) by forever_evermore

   Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   10 Nov 2021

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Lan Huan | Lan Xichen
   • Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji
   • Lan Huan | Lan Xichen/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin & Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji
   • Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Lan Huan | Lan Xichen
   • Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Drinking
   • Clubbing
   • Glory Hole
   • but like fancy
   • Dubious Consent Due To Identity Issues
   • Barebacking
   • Anal Sex
   • Blow Jobs
   • Mistaken Identity
   • Committed Relationship
   • Pregnancy Kink
   • no actual pregnancy
   • Bottom Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin
   • Bottom Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Top Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji
   • Top Lan Huan | Lan Xichen
   • The Twin Jades do not have 'twin jades' but their boyfriends are a lil drunk at the moment
   • okay??

   Summary

   “I know something that will cheer you up,” Wei Wuxian says once they have both taken two shots. His brother looks at him questioningly, and Wei Wuxian can’t help the smile that spreads across his face. “Lan Zhan and I didn’t choose this place for the alcohol or music, shidi.” He leans closer. “The backroom is where the magic happens.”

   Or: Wei Wuxian convinces Jiang Cheng to try out a fancy glory hole, but the hostess accidentally gave them the wrong room... oops

   Series

   • Part 1 of excuse me sir, that's the wrong brother

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