excuse me sir, that's the wrong brother
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We're Blaming the Goddamn Glory Hole (and the Wayward Hostess) by forever_evermore
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Nov 2021
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“I know something that will cheer you up,” Wei Wuxian says once they have both taken two shots. His brother looks at him questioningly, and Wei Wuxian can’t help the smile that spreads across his face. “Lan Zhan and I didn’t choose this place for the alcohol or music, shidi.” He leans closer. “The backroom is where the magic happens.”
Or: Wei Wuxian convinces Jiang Cheng to try out a fancy glory hole, but the hostess accidentally gave them the wrong room... oops
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- Part 1 of excuse me sir, that's the wrong brother
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We're Blaming the Purple Sex Powder by forever_evermore
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Nov 2021
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Wei Ying once again studied the powder. “Something that allows the foxes to steal wisps of our energy.” At the junior’s look of alarm, he gives a bright laugh. “Don’t look so frightened. If it was something to be concerned about, we would already be feeling the effects. Besides, fox spirits don’t kill, they just like to rile humans in some manner. Lots of excess energy for them to consume when we are overcome with some emotion.”
The four juniors seemed to take Wei Wuxian’s words to heart, their shoulders slumping in relief. But not even a couple of seconds later, Jingyi lets out a questioning sound. “The only thing I feel is… warm.” He looks between his friends and his senior. “Don’t you feel it?”
Wei Wuxian concentrates. He realizes Jingyi is right, the only side effect of this powder is so subtle that he didn’t initially catch it with his golden core being so weak. His skin is emanating much more heat than it should be, especially since it is so bitingly cold outside. Almost like he just stepped out of a hot bath.
Jin Ling answers for all of them, “Yeah, almost too warm.”
TL:DR: Blame the purple sex powder for the accidental husband mixup
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- Part 2 of excuse me sir, that's the wrong brother
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The Talisman Accident That No One Ever Noticed by forever_evermore
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
27 Feb 2022
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The tale of how the junior trio managed to accidentally cast a love curse on their beloved seniors and promptly forget, and the consequences of their well-intended shenanigans.
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- Part 3 of excuse me sir, that's the wrong brother