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Wilbur created: SBI + their slaves
Wilbur added 14 people
Wilbur: hey all, dad told me i had to find a way to organise the besties
Techno: So there’s a chance my friends are gonna interact with yours?
Wilbur: yes, tech, that’s how gcs work
Tommy: Shit.
Tubbo: HELLO PEOPLE
Eret: Ayyy Tubbo
Schlatt: I wish I didn’t have to see you more
Tubbo: thanx dearest brother, i agre
Schlatt: Good to know
Niki: Hey all <3
Minx: NIKI ITS BEEN TOO LONG
Niki: It really has :(
Fundy: You literally saw eah other two days ago.
Karl: HA SIMP
Dream: just showing up to say ha
Dream: big words Karl
Sapnap: don’t you insult my little baby :(((((
Tommy: wtf is going on
Ranboo: I feel unsafe.
Minx: shit, forgot we had minors here
Ranboo: Thanks? I’m turning eighteen in like a week…
Wilbur: damn ran you’re kinda old
Wilbur: y’know we’ll all miss you when you, you know…
George: you know…
Dream: GEORGE!!!!!
George: dream…
Ranboo: Sorry, I hate to interrupt whatever those two are foing, but why are we discussing my death?
Techno: Ranboo, do you have parents?
Ranboo: Last time I checked?
Techno: Okay nevermind.
Ranboo: Will, was he about to orphan-shame me?
Wilbur: yes.
Techno: Yes.
Niki: Yep…
Eret: yes
Ranboo: I love this gc already /s
Dream: anyways back to important stuff
Dream: George you’re late to come over and do that project with me!!!!
George: you mean the one youre too lazy to do alone?
Dream: yeah obviously!
George: ughhhhh i’ll be there in ten
Dream: love u <3
George: if you says so
Tommy: did anyone else read that the way i did?
Ranboo: Literally everyone read that as romantic, Tommy.
Eret: yeah big man, it’s gay (I am allowed to say that)
Fundy: Also, everyone here is queer, right?
Niki: I am!
Minx: mhm
Wilbur: think so
Eret: hell yeahhhhh
Karl: can confirmmmm
Techno: I am neither queer nor straight, so yes, I guess?
Dream: 1. Techno you’re valid 2. yessss bisexualityyy
Sapnap: i vouch for dream and myself
Tubbo: probably idk man
Tommy: probably not???, BUT HEAR ME OUT ABOUT RANBOO
Ranboo: Please don’t hear him out, and I don’t really label, but I think everyone knows my gender is long ago stolen, so :)
Schlatt: Listen I won’t say anything, but I really love men...
Fundy: Not a single cishet in sight?
Eret: The way it should be.
Techno: When this chat has existed for a while, I’m adding Hannah to ruin this non-cishet energy..
Niki: Ok, but at least Hannah’s lovely!
Sapnap: what about punzo?
Techno: Him too…
Karl: the way you text films me with fear techie
Techno: Just be glad we’re friends…
Sapnap: the amount of fear i have of techno
Techno: ???
Sapnap: jkjk love u bestie its all good we are great
Ranboo: I fear all of you a little rn
Tubbo: as someone whos been freinds with all of them for years, you gte usd to it
Tubbo: on the msot part at least
Schlatt: Yeah sorry for dragging you hear a decade ago, kid
Tubbo: ita okay bro, tommy is pretty cool
Tubbo: and ranboo is a very good husbamd
Ranboo: Aww thanks Tubbo
Tommy: you are very valid Tubs
Ranboo: I think you’re pretty cool Tommy
Tommy: i tolerate and am attracted to you
Minx: will why dont we have a wholesome friend group like that?
Niki: Minx you have literally confirmed you are attracted to and in love with me, we’re halfway there?
Minx: hell yeah we are beautiful
Wilur: Schlayt flirt with me
Wilbur: i am lonely
Schlatt: First you learn to spell my name
Fundy: OK BUT CAN SOMEONE WATCH TREAUSURE PLANET ON A DATE WIHT ME THAT IS ALL I ASK
Dream: i’ve never watched it, what’s it about?
Fundy: fjsbguwbu watch it.
George: he’s studying rn
Sapnap: no i can guarantee he’s just flirting with u
George: youre nit wrong tbh
George : theres way too much bribery for me to get my hair wet
George: oh btw is Q on this gc?
George: it feels to quiet
Fundy: He very much isn’t, I too checked.
Wilbur: im admin, you want me to add him?
Karl: yess my hubby
Sapnap: karl we are in a relationship.
Karl: yeah obviously but like…
Karl: big q yknow??
Sapnap: i do know…
Sapnap: add him
Wilbur added Quackity to SBI + their slaves
Quackity: ME GUSTA MIS AMIGOS
Quackity: HOPW ARE WE DOINNN
Tommy: BIG QQQQQQQQ
Quackity: TOMATHYYYY
Minx: not thus bitch
Quackity: rude.
Fundy: Quackity, will you go on a Treasure Planet date with me?
Quackity: MI AMOR???
Techno: Is everyone here intending on dating or can I stay here?
Quackity: shush the blade im being asked out
Techno: You sure you wanna threaten me?
Quackity: very true, sorry
Fundy: So, date tomorrow? Saturday night?
Quackity: deal, but bring chips
Wilbur: i wanna piss of my brother so im adding more couples
Wilbur added 2 people to SBI + their slaves
Bad: hello everyone!!
Bad: thanks for adding us wilbur owo
Tommy: OWO??? SERIOUSLY??
Skeppy: hi tommy
Tommy: I fuckin hate you
Bad: language :(
Minx: oh im so fucked now the muffin man is here
Schlatt: Same tbh
Bad: i'll try not to language anyone too much
Bad: sorry :(
Tubbo: its okay bossmn
Tubbo: we underdtand
Techno: As a broke college student that works teaching kids fencing, I relate to not swearing.
Techno: Bad, I respect your cause.
Techno: Also hey Skeppy, and screw you Wilbur.
Wilbur: love you too brother dearest
Ranboo: I don’t swear.
Dream: not even slightly true?
Tubbo: LIES???
Tommy: WHY THE FUK YOU LYIN RANBOO???
Niki: They ranted to me about homophobia last week and there was so much swearing.
Ranboo: EVERYBODY SHUSH AND IT WAS BC OF HOMOPHOBIA NIKI
Ranboo: I AM VERY NOT COOL WITH THAT SHIT
Ranboo: Damn it
Ranboo: Not again.
Ranboo: Can’t believe you tricked me Niki! You’re supposed to be the nice one here!!!
Niki: I am, but I’m also correct ;)
Ranboo: Going dark…
Dream: guys i just went upstairs to ranboo’s room and he’s listening to xxxtentacion
Sapnap: shut up drem they’re in their brocken arc
George: DREM IM CRYING
Karl: this is like the time fundy called him dre
Fundy: That was equally funny.
Quackity: clay.
Dream: what do you gain from doing this?
Quackity: shits and giggles clay my beloved
Ranboo: Did someone say my name?
Tubbo: OUR name
Dream: unfortunately no
Niki: Guys help Schlatt just fell asleep on me
Wilbur: that man is oddly clingy
Minx: i swear he once tried to koala hug me
Tubbo: he fell asleep on me once…
Tubbo: it wss the worst night of my life
Tubbo: hes so mhcu taller it sucked
Ranboo: It did look really funny though…
Tubbo: HOW DARE YIO HUSBAND
Techno: Calm down humans, you’re both pretty.
Dream: that is the closest to a reference i have ever seen techno make
Techno: I’m not making a habit of it, don’t worry.
Karl: i wish you made references
Techno: You find a better fighter than me, and I’ll consider.
Wilbur added Hannah to SBI + their slaves
Techno: Touche.