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Transcript of Phone call between Aimi Himura and Unknown - Recorded outside of semi private room - 12:46 pm on May 9th 2000
"I-I don't- How do I even say it?"
"My baby. He's.... beautiful, but..."
"No, no I don't regret him. I love him, but..... there is something special about him."
"Yeah I know, every mother says that, but I mean it"
"When they put Miyuki onto my chest after his birth, frost spread underneath his hands."
"No, I'm completely off of any painkillers. I had a pretty easy birth with him— well as easy as a birth can be."
"I thought it was just a trick of the light, but when they gave him back, but it happened again when I gave him to my husband."
"Yeah he almost dropped Mi. If I wasn't pinned to the bed, I would have punched him."
"He just ran into the bathroom to warm up his hands, and now he's watching over the baby as I'm calling you."
“No, I haven’t told the doctors, I don’t think they know.”
"Just this morning, another mother had a baby. The nurses haven't stopped talking about it. The child glowed like the sun."
"No, I don't know where the baby is. Several official-looking people came in, and apparently they're taking away both the mother and the baby; said they had to check the baby for radiation or something."
"I'm leaving the hospital as soon as I can. My son is special, maybe out of this world, but I'm not leaving him to the same fate as all those other children."
"I am not trusting random government officials with my baby! He's not even a day old!"
"Look. Once I'm discharged from the hospital we'll come visit you. We were planning on doing that anyway; getting the family together to celebrate the baby making it."
"Bye, love you."
Alligator in Florida born with unnatural abilities
At 10am yesterday, an alligator climbed the fence of Jack Howard’s house. Jack, upon hearing the alligator in his yard, grabbed his shotgun and attempted to shoot it. However even though the shot went cleanly through the alligator's head, it regenerated and marched on.
After killing Jack and breaking the fence, said alligator - which locals are currently calling the “Immoral Alligator”, not the immortal alligator, the immoral alligator - is currently on the move...
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TheStarsShineBrightlyOnOurSins
you know what tastes nice? soggy sour patch kids
MathCards101
God needs to shine brightly on your sins
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K, hear me out, Cereal but with Juice
Elodie "El" Ciaran announces her plans to adopt with her soon-to-be-husband after Wedding!
Elodie Ciaran, in an interview with The Daily Post about her upcoming wedding with Edward Astor, revealed that she has plans for adoption after the wedding.
Claudia: It’s your favorite interviewer here on the Daily Post, Claudia, on an interview with Elodie Ciaran. Mind introducing yourself to the crowd please?
El: I’m Elodie Ciaran, and please, refer to me as El.
Claudia: Well El, everyone, including me, has been dying to know about your upcoming wedding, with the CEO, and I'll repeat the CEO of Sparkbright, Edward Astor! Do you mind answering our questions about it?
El: Of course I don’t mind, I just hope you aren’t upset about Ed not being here.
Claudia: No, it’s lovely to have you. But where is Mr. Astor?
El: Unfortunately he's currently in a business meeting, so it’s just me!
Claudia: (Laugh) That makes sense! I just wanted to make sure he wasn’t cheating on you or something.
Claudia: The first question we have for you is: When did you and Edward start dating? I have to admit, I'm curious about him as well! You're an upcoming singer and he's a CEO, so did you two even meet in the first place?
El: Well, we first met at a gala, hit it off from there and went on our first date.
Claudia: Did you know who he was before you two met?
El: I mean, I had a vague idea he was somebody important. After all, you don’t get invited to the Liberty Gala without a certain degree of fame but I didn’t know him, you know?
Claudia: Ooh, what was that first date like? What was the first impression you two got of each other? Did he take you somewhere nice?
El: We ended up going to the beach together! He bought some ice cream for me while we were there.
Claudia: Aww, that’s cute. What were your thoughts on him during that first date?
El: I thought that he was really sweet. It was a bit awkward at first, but we made it through.
Claudia: Clearly, as you two are getting married next week right?
El: Yep, just nine days away.
Claudia: That's awfully soon. I mean, you two have only known each other for how long now? A year and a half or so, right?
Claudia: Rushing into a marriage is not something you want to do. Why are you two getting married so soon?
El: We’ve put a lot of thought into it, and we think it’s the right decision for us.
Claudia: Well if it doesn’t last, I guess it'll be a lesson to us all! (Laughs)
Claudia: Moving on, what are your plans for the wedding?
El: We're going to hold our wedding at a private beach venue!
Claudia: You're having your wedding with the love of your life on a beach? What made you choose to do your wedding there?
El: Well, our first date was on a beach, and it's an important place to us.
Claudia: Wow, that is so sweet of him.
El: Actually, I ended up choosing the location for our wedding, but he agreed to it.
Claudia: Really?
El: Yeah, I've done most of the planning for our wedding with him. I mean, it is our wedding. We should do it together.
Claudia: I suppose that makes sense!
Claudia: Do you have any plans for something for you and your future husband after the wedding? Perhaps a honeymoon?
El: We sure do! We'll be going on a trip to Japan and visit the Sakura Flowers. It's going to be beautiful.
Claudia: How exotic! It sounds so romantic, what made you choose to go to another country?
El: it’s got incredible landscapes, and the culture is so beautiful. Part of our vacation there is going to be going to the shrines in Tokyo! Edward loves the idea of the cat islands. He said to me that he wants to sit on the harbor and just let cats climb all over him, haha.
Claudia: Ooh, how long is this honeymoon going to last?
El: Almost a month, about two weeks and a half.
Claudia: So long! We’ll miss you here in America! That's a long time to be taking off, especially since your career as a singer has only just started.
El: Well, we do have plans and stuff there. We’ve booked a lot of visits for our honeymoon, I will be working on some songs and such while I'm there.
Claudia: And since I must ask, are you two planning on giving us some children during the honeymoon?
El: Well, actually, we’ve got a little secret about that.
Claudia: Now you have to tell us, El!
El: Alrighty, so we’re planning on adopting a child instead.
Claudia: You’re what? Why?
El: Well, me and my husband have both agreed, but we want to adopt instead.
Claudia: Have you thought this decision out? Adopting a child is hard, and they won’t even be yours.
El: While we might have a child in the future, there are still many children without proper homes and families, and I would like to give them one.
Claudia: You have a heart of pure gold, El. Pure gold.
El: Thank you!
Claudia: It was wonderful talking to you, but it looks like our time is closing in on us. I hope that I can one day interview you again.
El: You too!
- Transcript made available on Feb 27, Interview conducted Feb 26
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Angel Egotrip
Wow Claudia was more bitchy than usual in this interview
just_a_teen
That's because El was a bitch in this interview
hogwartsfailure
Awwww, I can't believe El is willing to adopt! That's so kind of her!
TheAverageForumUser
Only 8 more days until El and Edward’s Wedding
HoneyLemon
Is El going to take Edward's last name or not?
itchy_and_scratchy
duh, of course she's not going to.
ima.robot
Have fun on your Honeymoon!
in_jail_out_soon
#FuckClaudia
ihazquestion
like, you hate her or you want her
in_jail_out_soon
Yes
UFO_believer
They're going to Japan! I hope they have Kyoto on their to-go list
pixie_dust
El are you going to vlog your honeymoon??
OmnipotentBeing
Can't wait for your next album El!!
Couldnt_Find_Good_Name
Nothing will ever beat Dream Life
severusvape
Smile Downwards was better, sorry not sorry
MelonSmasher
There is a Reason why Brighter Stars has literally triple the views than both of those songs put together
severusvape
Yeah because people have shitty taste.
rejectedbachelorcontestant
AHHHHH, El and Edward are couple goals, look at them!!!
DroolingOnU
We'll miss you on your Honeymoon El!
LoveMeKnot
"That's awfully soon, I mean, you've only known each other for how long now? A year and a half? or so right?"
my husband and I got married four months after we met and we’ve been together thirty years, no time is to soon when it's true love
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Text log between “Y” and “S” on March 5th, 2007.
Y - Got a new job for you.
S - What is it?
Y - One of my clients wants one of those freaky children. You know the ones, popping up all around the world with otherworldly powers.
S - This a goddamn joke?
Y - Yeah I made the same face you're making now when she first asked me. However, they're willing to pay a fortune for it.
S - How much are we talking?
Y - She's paying just under a billion yen
S - DAMN, Tell the rich bitch she's got a deal, she has any requirements?
Y - Nah, just said she wants one as young as possible and a flashy meta ability. The older they are, the more they'll rebel or something.
S- Tch. Message you again when I get one.
Everything you need to know about Elodie 'El' Ciaran and Edward Astor's beautiful Fairytale Wedding!
All of the details from the latest Celeb Couple, Elodie Ciaran and Edward Astor's Wedding
Our Favorite Moments from Singer Elodie Ciaran and CEO Edward Astors Wedding
After a beautiful ceremony yesterday on March 9 2007, Edward Astor has now officially married Elodie Ciaran! These two have been dating for over a year now and have finally decided to tie the knot, symbolizing the finalisation of their love for each other.
We at Celebtricity had been anticipating this wedding for ages, and it certainly did not disappoint! Our staff present would especially like to complement Mrs. Ciaran’s wedding dress, which caught the eyes of many people present. I suppose we know which person is the fashionista of the two, haha!
"Well, we just knew we were made for each other, you know? I'm so lucky to have found the perfect woman for me." This was Edward Astor’s reply when asked about his about-to-be-wife minutes before she came down the aisle. We’re sure that such touching words must have left her swooning.
The procession was very large and glamorous, as expected of two such enterprising figures. It resembled their very first date- a romantic walk on the beach. Following this accord, Edward and Elodie got married on a private beach venue. In case you missed it, likely by living under a rock, here’s everything you need to know from the celebs invited, the designer dress Elodie wore, to the food served during these two lovebirds' special day.
We’ll start with the entire guest list, which included rising and current stars such as Thomas North (otherwise known by his alias as the radio host GoodKid), Sebastian Nguyen and even Senator Harrison Feys! Elodie really pulled out all of the strings and made all of the calls to get a guest list this big- and famous! Both Edward and Elodie’s extended family were invited. However, Edward’s father Leonard Astor was not invited because of his expressed displeasure at the marriage between the two.
Elodie’s fellow music artist Garcia Reynolds sang some of their songs at the venue, and even did a few covers of Elodie’s own music once the rings had been exchanged between the two. They sang their current rising hit song “Aphrodite's Man”; then, right after the vows were exchanged, they sang a cover of Elodie's current fav “Brighter than Stars” for her.
Elodie really dropped everyone’s jaws when she first came onto the aisle. Dressed to the nines in a gorgeous designer dress costume made for this moment. She stole the show and established herself as the star the second she stepped out of the car.
The singer wore a ball gown, with a train that just barely didn’t touch the ground. This wedding dress, with a sweetheart neckline, a full skirt, fitted waist and long sleeves was personally designed by Fierre Persephone. She originally wore a white fur coat before the ceremony but dropped it after the vows. Her blond hair was pulled back and her makeup was a beautiful pearl white.
It was a wedding nobody will forget and in Elodie’s own words: “Well, I had to make it special, you know? I had to make it as fabulous for my Darling Edward as possible, even if nothing will ever be as fabulous as him. Every time I look at him, I feel myself falling head over heels all over again.”
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intelligent_zombie
God, that wedding gown is gorgeous!
king_0f_dairy_queen
These two got married just a few miles away from me! I've been to that beach before!
namenotimportant
I love Aphrodite's Man!! Such a good song! Wish I could have heard her in real life
Cuddly-Wuddly
You forgot to mention how Edward literally cried, *cried* after exchanging vows with El, these two are so romantic
IwasReloading
True love is also beautiful to see, and I'm so happy that Edward and El met each other
wherearetheavocados
I could stare at that dress for hours, it’s so memorizing!
TheKidsCallMeBoss
Get you a man who’s as in love as Edward is
strawberry_pineapple
Look at how cute they are together!
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@Elodie Ciaran
Just married the love of my life, going to be heading to our honeymoon later today! <3 I'm so lucky to have married my husband
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Text log between “Y” and “S” on March 19th, 2007.
S- I've got a brat.
S - Where and fucking when, am I getting rid of this thing.
Y - At the warehouse we typically use on Tomorrow at 10pm, I'll tell my client we have one.
S - Good, I want my money.
Y - Yeah don’t worry your head off,
S - This thing’s real hard to restrain, getting real sick of these thorns.
S - It has some kind of vine ability, if the client wants to know.
MISSING CHILD
Child Find Case #555555
Tsuru Muchi
DOB: January 17 2002
Hair: Light Brown
Eyes: Green
LAST SEEN: March 17th 2007 (2 weeks ago)
{Picture of a smiling girl with messy brown hair and bright emerald eyes in a small uniform, a pair of round glasses sits a bit crooked on her face}
Tsuru Muchi was last seen by her teachers at Oak Grove School leaving to walk home. Last seen wearing her school uniform and blue backpack.
Tsuru Muchi has a burn scar on her right shoulder and wears glasses.
The photo above is from her picture day at school.
If you have any information on Tsuru Muchi’s whereabouts, please call 110 or the City's Police Department: (555) 555 - 5555
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Hear all about Elodie Ciaran and Edward Astors 2 - Week Long Honeymoon in Japan!
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Q&A with Elodie and Edward on page 6-8! - Everything we know about Tsuchi Muchi!
Q - How did it feel to adopt?
El - It is a life changing decision, but it changed our life for the better.
Ed - I've gotten so used to Tsuski on our Honeymoon that I've basically forgotten she's only been here for a tiny bit, she's just such a big part of this family now.
Q - How did you decide on adopting them?
El - Well, when I saw Tsuchi, I just knew she was the perfect child for me. Look at her, she's such a cute little thing! Meet Tsuchi Astor, our new child. Say hi, Tsuchi!
Tsuchi - Hello Mister!
Ed - She's been so polite on our honeymoon too, I'm really glad we went through with this.
Q - What was your fav moment on the honeymoon?
Ed - I think my favorite moment was when El surprised me with Tsuchi. It was so sweet of her.
El - You should have seen the look of surprise and joy on his face, he was like a christmas tree.
Ed - Haha, I really was, Tsu rushed into my arms while El rushed to introduce her, it was so cute!
Q - What were some funny moments on your honeymoon?
El - The beach, on the cruise.
Ed - Oh come on, (light laugh) I couldn't read Japanese.
El - Alright so, we were going to go on the course, and he went to grab us some food, while I went onto the boat.
Ed - Except I couldn't figure out what boat was ours.
El - So he went on a one-way trip to one of Japan's islands.
El - I'm freaking out, trying to figure out where my husband is, and he's chilling on this other boat!
Ed - I did eventually call her to ask where she was-
El - and I was like, On the boat! Where are you?
Ed - Which was how we found out we were on different ships.
El - At the end of the day we met back up and shared our experience after we had panicked, but it sure is funny to look back on.
Q - (laughs) What a disaster. So, Tsuchi, how did you enjoy your parents' honeymoon? Anything fun or something you want to tell us?
Tsuchi - We went to temples and fancy places, I really liked the cotton candy there!
Ed - She has her priorities straight.
Q - How did it feel when your honeymoon was over?
Ed - It was a bit disappointing, but we were ready for it. Our honeymoon can't last forever, no matter how much we want it to.
El - It was sad to leave Japan behind us, but I'm ready to get back to my passion and live out our married lives.
Q - Any plans now that the honeymoon is over?
El - I am going to be releasing my newest album “Golden Glasses” in just a few days, and we are going to be settling down with our child.
Q - How's married life been treating both of you?
Ed - It's a bit hectic, but overall it's been great!
Q - So, Tsuchi, how are you settling into your new family
Tsuchi - I, uh, I'm just really happy to have a mommy and daddy who cares about me now!
El - Awww, that's so sweet of you Tsu.
Q - Any tips for other newly - wed couples?
El - Love Languages! I don't know why so many people don't do them.
Ed - It's the best way to understand how your partner receives and expresses love to you.
El - Mine turned out to be gift-giving-
Ed - and mine is quality time.
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First time shopping with Tsuchi, look at all of her adorable outfits!
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Claudia: Once again, it’s your favorite interviewer here on the Daily Post, Claudia. Today we have a very special guest- let me introduce them- give it up for Elodie Astor! It’s so great to see you again, El. I was afraid we were never going to have that second interview.
El: Yeah, life has been keeping me busy. I just went on a tour through Europe and it was hectic! But to make up for it, I brought my family with me this time.
Claudia: Well, let me introduce myself again. I’m Claudia, and you two are?
Edward: (Leans forward and shakes Claudia’s hand) Edward Astor, and this is my daughter, Tsuchi Astor.
Claudia: Oh my, she’s so cute! Look at you! You’re a little angel aren’t you?
Tsuchi: T-thanks.
El: This is actually the first time my daughter is in an interview with me. I brought her on tour but we were too busy for something quieter like this.
Claudia: And you accepted my invite? I’m flattered, El.
El: Who else would I choose?
Claudia: (Light laugh) To be honest, I was quite surprised when I saw that you would be bringing your family. I was preparing for this to be a post-divorce interview.
El: Nope, we are still going strong.
Claudia: Since your family is here, I do have some questions.
Claudia: How has the celeb life treated all of you? If I remember correctly El, you just broke into the Top Twenty-
El: Top Ten as of yesterday.
Claudia: I look away for a second and you become more famous!
El: Why, thank you.
El: Celeb life has certainly been overwhelming sometimes, but singing is something I am passionate about. It’s been my dream to be a singer ever since I was a child, and I am so glad to have achieved this.
Edward: In all honesty, my work life hasn’t changed much. What has changed, though, is my home life. I have a family to return to each night and a successful wife that’s achieving her dreams.
Claudia: What about you, Tsuchi? What is it like to be adopted into one of America's most successful families?
Tsuchi: I- um, it’s been really ex- ex
El: Exciting.
Tsuchi: (nods her head) for me. I do a lot of fun things. Mommy got me lots of things last week.
El: That was our first shopping trip! I got her a bunch of clothes, stuffed animals and toys; you name it, it was probably in one of the bags and in three different colors too.
Claudia: You’re going to spoil the little thing!
El: I don’t think it’s possible to spoil a child.
Claudia: Of course, now another question I’m firing at you: What was it like to have your songs finally hit the Top Twenty- Top Ten charts?
El: It was a dream come true. I've worked so hard and then just, the feeling of “I’ve made it”.
Claudia: How about you, Edward? Anything new in your career?
Edward: Ah, well. A lot of products have switched over to a new supplier, which will lower stock market prices. I’ve been looking to purchase a stake in the Meta Research Department, and-
El: Edward- Honey.
Edward: (blinks) Whoops, sorry about that. I haven’t quite managed to break my habit of rambling.
Claudia: Don’t worry, it was nice to hear about your... socks? Or whatever.
El: I sometimes get lost in it too!
Claudia: So do you have any plans to adopt another child? Or have a new one?
Tsuchi: I- I don’t want any siblings...
El: Tsuchi!
Claudia: (Laughs) Awww, she has certainly cemented herself into the family. I suppose you don’t want to make her jealous!
El: Yeah- but that is a bit rude of you to say, Tsu.
Cllaudia: And, going off of the script a bit here, are those vines on your daughters neck…?
El: Oh, I haven’t mentioned yet, have I?
El: We did agree to keep it a secret for a bit, but our daughter is a meta.
El: Show her, Tsu.
(Two vines extend from Tsuchi Astor’s neck and reach over to grab a small cup of coffee. She holds it up in midair with her vines, staring at the floor.)
Claudia: I- Did you know she was like this when you got her?
El: We didn’t know, but it was a welcomed surprise.
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@Elodie Ciaran
Currently at a magazine photoshoot with my child. She looks so cute in these photos. Unfortunately I can’t post them as they are exclusive to the magazine but I can’t wait till you all see them! <3
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Recording Start
Noise of a chair thumping against the ground. A woman comes into view of the camera- she looks frankly exhausted, with enormous bags under her eyes.
“I just… I wanted a bit of dirt on Elodie, thought I could tarnish her reputation a little, but, uh. I’ll just get into it.”
She holds up a USB drive, clutched in between her thumb and index finger. It glints a toxic purple under the room’s fluorescent lights.
“The files in this contain damning evidence. There are six files in it- two are records of illegal monetary transactions, and three are missing person reports and police records. The final one is this video. I’ll turn this drive in to the police tomorrow, and, well. I suppose this is one way to get dirt on her.”
The woman clears her throat.
“Elodie never adopted her child. She kidnapped her instead. I’ve been trying to find out who she hired, but all I know are the aliases Y and S. Which is a lead, but I can’t find anything else. Hopefully the police will be able to track them down.”
“Um. I digress. I should start at the beginning. Basically, El hired two people to kidnap a meta child on her vacation, so she could show it off like the bitch she is and be all friendly with the public. Tsuchi- no, her original name was Tsuru, disappeared while she was walking to school and declared a cold case. The report is in File Four, although I think the police who documented it were a bit anti- meta.”
At this, she pauses for a moment. She takes a deep breath and her face screws up, as if she’s having trouble forcing the words out of her throat.
“ Fuck . I mean, alright, I admit it. I’m a bit of a bitch. I play it up for the cameras- publicity, you know? You need it to be a good reporter. But this is way worse than anything I’ve ever done. Way worse. I used to respect Elodie as an enemy, but now… whenever I think of her I want to throw up.”
She glares at the camera with stone- cold eyes. Determination lines her face.
“And that’s why I’m going to show this to the police. That’s why I’m going to free Tsuru from your shitty narcissistic grip and show everyone who you really are. The world will know that Elodie Ciaran is a child kidnapper who treats people like exotic animals. Bitch, you’re going down .”
Recording End
Text log between “Y” and “Singer Bitch” on March 19th, 2013
Y - Yo, have something important to tell you.
Singer Bitch - What is it?
Y - Somebody has been digging into your child’s past, mostly on their adoption. They’re getting pretty scarily close to finding out where the little shit came from.
Singer Bitch - Who?
Y - I don’t know, she’s on TV a lot… Claudeen, maybe?
Singer Bitch - Claudia?
Y - Yeah, her, with the red hair!
Singer Bitch - I want you to kill her.
Y - Geez woman, we deal in kidnappings, not hits.
Singer Bitch - How much would I have to line your pockets for you to change your mind?
Y - … Double the amount you paid us to kidnap that kid.
Singer Bitch - Deal.
Text log between “Y” and “S” on March 19th, 2013
Y - Rich bitch wants another job
S - All of your clients are rich, who?
Y - The really bitchy one
S - wait, the one who wanted the vine kid?
S - The singer or something
Y - Yep her
S - She want like another kid? Isn't she tired of motherhood already?
Y - Nah, turns out she wants a hit on someone
S - How much? That’s one hell of a tall order
Y - Said she’s willing to pay up too.
Y - Double the amount we got for the kidnapping
S - She must really want her target dead, who the fuck pays that much money?
Y - Someone who wants Claudia dead
S - Fuck, I’d kill Claudia for free
Y - I’ll tell her that
S - Don’t you dare, I still want my cash
Y - Sure sure, wants the murder to be private, can’t be tied back to her, wants it done sooner rather than later
S - She want some damn fries while she’s at it?
Y - Just get it done
S - Yeah yeah
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As many of you know, the well- loved reporter Claudia Poppins was murdered only yesterday. She was a good friend to me, and I will be grieving over her death for the next few days. I will be indisposed during this period- I just think I need to give myself some time to cope.
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Rising Star Singer Elodie Murdered by her Adopted Child while at a Public New Years Eve Firework Show
LIVE AUDIO - Elodie Ciaran Spotted at New Years Eve Firework Show
“Mrs. Ciaran! Mrs. Ciaran!”
There’s the sound of footsteps moving quickly across the pavement. Then they come to a halt, with the noise of slight panting being caught on the microphone.
“I’m your biggest fan. What brings you to today’s firework show?”
“My biggest fan? I’m flattered. And to answer your question, my daughter wouldn’t stop insisting on it. Eventually, I had to cave in- I mean, would you just look at those adorable eyes?”
“Hm? Ah- I almost didn’t see you there!”
A pause, as the speaker bends down to peer closer at the child by Mrs. Ciaran’s side.
"Why hello, aren't you cute?"
"She is! My Tsuchi is the cutest. She's the cutest thing I own."
“I have to admit, Mrs. Ciaran, I was very surprised when I heard you were adopting a child with a meta ability! You’re such a generous person- I mean, we all know how hard it is for meta humans out there.”
(laughs) “I am, aren’t I? I don’t mean to sound arrogant, but I really am quite generous. Although I must say that choosing to adopt Tsuchi was one of my better decisions.”
“Definitely. You have to admit that meta humans are kind of freakish- I mean, if I saw a stranger with a vine protruding from their neck the first thing I would think is that they’re not normal. No offense to your wonderful child, of course.”
“Of course, no offense taken. It’s hard raising a child with such a condition, but we persevere.”
“How admirable! She has to be grateful, right?”
Speaker directs their attention at Mrs. Ciaran’s child again.
“Well? Don’t you love her? Don’t you love your mommy?”
“Answer the question, Tsuchi. You wouldn’t want to be rude, would you- “
Mrs Ciaran screeches, clawing at her throat. Her jugular has been pierced by a long, black thorn.
“What the fuck?! Fuck, I shouldn’t have expected any better from a freak like her. Did she just kill her fucking mom?!”
Microphone clatters onto the ground. The speaker runs away, footsteps echoing on the pavement.
Tsuchi found guilty of 3rd Degree murder of her adoptive mother on July 4th
Elodie Ciaran’s daughter, Tsuchi Astor, found guilty of 3rd degree murder after killing her mother at a public New Years firework show
Public in Shock and Outrage as Elodie Ciaran is murdered on Live TV
On July 4, New Years Eve, upcoming Star Singer Elodie Ciaran went to a public firework show. A fan of hers spotted her and immediately started approaching her, shouting until they caught the star's attention.
Both the fan and the celeb talked for a short moment and all was going well until, partway through the conversation, Elodie started to choke.
Vines were wrapped around the singer’s throat, so tight that they were digging into her arteries.
Despite those around the two trying to save Elodie and pull the Villain off of her, Elodie bled out before emergency help could arrive for her. A witness present at the scene provided a first- hand recount: “It was horrific. Her throat looked like it had been chewed and spat out by a rabid dog, full of holes and crushed and- how could her own child do something so horrific to her?”
Tsuchi was ruled in court that she had gone insane and was eventually put into juvie. She faces charges using unnatural abilities to help commit murder, Homicide and Bodily Mutilation. Her case will be considered again in 7 years when she is 18.
It was a sudden and sick twist to what would have otherwise been a sweet night, with the murder of the latest pop star a hit to our morale.
Transcript of Phone Call between Garcia Reynolds and Edward Astor on December 5th 2015, at 1:13 am.
There’s a moment of silence after Edward picks up the phone. Then Garcia speaks, and she sounds nervous.
Garcia: There’s something I need to ask you.
Edward: Hm?
Garcia: About El... Did she ever tell you about how she found Tsuchi?
Edward: She told me she found Tsuchi in an orphanage in Japan. Why do you want to know?
Garcia: Um. You know how I was Claudia’s sole inheritor in her will? I was cleaning out her belongings, and I found this USB drive.
Edward: Go on.
Garcia: It had a bunch of, uh, evidence on it. Like four or five files and records of monetary transactions, and one video camera recording. It was evidence for… um. I… it was evidenceofTsuchiactuallybeingavictimofhumantraffickingandkidnapping-
Edward: Could you repeat that?
Garcia: (very distressed, voice on the verge of cracking) This won't be a good conversation to have over call. Come meet me in person at Florist’s Park.
Message Log between Tara <3 and Willow on Nov 11, 2015 at 2:12pm
Tara <3 - I got something to show you
Tara <3 - Meet me sometime around 4
In the library or the courtyard? - Willow
Tara <3 - Like 4am, in the night
Tara <3 - use the bathroom window to sneak out
Tara <3 - Than go to the little forest area
Are you going to explain this before I get myself into trouble? - Willow
Tara <3 - Nah
Tara <3 - I’ll explain everything once you get there
Tara <3 - Meet you there
Greenhill Boarding School.
Student(s) - Tara Mitchell & Willow Castro
Grade/Homeroom - 11th / Mr. Mackey
Date of indent - Nov 11 2015
Time - 4:32am
Teacher - Miss. Hann
Detention is to be attended - Mon Tue Wed Thur Fri
Time - After School
Room - Room 338
Reason(s) for Detention
[ ] Tardiness / Absence
[ ] Excessive Talking
[X] Disobedience / Disrespect
[ ] Disturbing the Class
[ ] Did not complete class work / Did not have class materials
[X] Did not follow Dorm Rules
[X] Other
If Other please describe the reason below
Snuck out of their dorms at 4am, climbing out of the bathroom windows to meet up in the small dense forest area nearby, to light small firecrackers on fire with a lighter, both the firepops and lighter are contraband but they refused to give up the lighter to the authorities and presumably hid it, Both claim they don’t know where it is. Both students were caught when Mr. Stolas went out there to light a cigarette off of school property. Their rooms will be searched for the lighter .
Message Log between Tara <3 and Willow on Nov 12, 2015 at 9:53pm
Can we do that again? The firecrackers? - Willow
Tara <3 - You want to do it again?
Of course, it was so much fun! Plus I’ve got more firecrackers underneath my bed that didn’t catch, about a small box still full, hiding them in the laundry basket apparently worked. - Willow
Tara <3 - yeah but we’re in detention for a week, plus we just got locks on the windows, the teachers will defo catch us if we try to sneak out again.
Actually… - Willow
Tara <3 - What is it, I gotta know now
the fire stair cases and than go through the garden door, it doesn’t have an alarm because the janitor uses it each friday - Willow
Tara <3 - Excuse me
Tara <3 - How do you know this, miss I-follow-every-rule-to-the-letter?
Brother went to school, he used it to sneak out to go to the arcade down the street - Willow
Tara <3 - So, Sunday?
Tara <3 - Since all of our detention will be finally done by than
Yeah - Willow
You wanna hang out in the library before? - Willow
Tara <3 - Yes invite the arsonist to the library
It’s alright if you don’t want to go! - Willow
Tara <3 - Nah, I’m just playin, I gotta catch up on work anyways
Tara <3 - unless?
Not letting you copy btw - Willow
Tara - Damn, well, I shot my shot
Transcript of an interview between Officer Jacob and Uziel Piper on October 30 2019 7:59 pm, filed under the Nevarro Experiments Case
(Officer Jacobs) - This is Officer Jacobs speaking. Today is October 30, 2019, it is currently 8 o'clock, and this is an interrogation pertaining to the Nevarro Experiments. At the time of this recording, the second speaker, Uziel Piper, is an associate of Dr. Isha, and was a participant in the case.
(Piper) - *clears throat* Um. Fuck man, I don’t know where to start.
(Officer Jacobs) - How about you start when you and Isha got the idea to do this to people, since your partner ran off on you?
(Piper) - Well, he had a vision, you know? He was so crazy that he just kind of swept you up in it. I didn’t even know what I was doing half the time. Literally. One moment I’d be discussing genetics, the next I’d be staring at one of his machines. I think it was like, a meta power or something.
(Officer Jacobs) - Noted, we don’t have any solid evidence of Isha having a meta ability yet, but we do have stories alike your own. What was the first Experiment you two did?
(Piper) - Uh, let's see, the first one we did. Damn, what was the first one? I think it was some girl, her name was... Lucy? I think?
(Officer Jacobs) - Lily Kaufman? She was found with lichtenberg scars all over her body
(Piper) - Yes, her. Complete failure. We had been thinking that maybe all humans had the ability to activate a Meta and that we could forcefully activate it, but turns out some are just born with it. Honestly sucks.
(Officer Jacobs) - She didn't survive.
(Piper) - Yeah we know that, I just said she was a failure, never activated anything, we tried it a couple more times with others because that theory was ruled a complete bust.
(Officer Jacobs) - You said you barely knew what you were doing half the time, but you also said you ran other similar experiments. Sounds pretty consensual to me.
(Piper) - Ahh, I don't know. Sometimes I would wake up and it turned out days had passed, or I would suddenly be in a new place, helping him out. I didn't really question it. I was curious about it too, you know. Curiosity really fucked over the cat.
(Officer Jacobs) - What were the next experiments done?
(Piper) - I remember the next ones pretty well, mostly because they cost so much and took so much time. I think just one took us an entire month.
(Officer Jacobs) - What were the experiments, Uziel?
(Piper) - I'm getting there! Since we had just discovered Metas had to something genetic to each person, we tested to see if transferring DNA would work to give people powers
(Piper) - Also that theory that some rich people believe? That eating the organs of meta people will make them healthier, or make them look younger, or give them metas? All false. There’s no difference between meta organs and typical organs- well, unless they’re those mutant metas or something, but after consumption there is no difference
(Officer Jacobs) - How did you test that?
(Piper) - Diet Program. I didn't think it would work, but Isha insisted it would, and somehow it did. We gave them meals with the blood, organs and other things meta for a few weeks and had them tell us their response and reactions.
(Officer Jacobs) - Were the victims aware of this program, of what you were doing to food?
(Piper) Eh, not really? I mean, we told them it was for science and that we were running experiments on them, but like, we didn't just straight up tell them “Oh hey, there's blood in your juice.”
(Officer Jacobs) - So they were unknowing participants in this test?
(Piper) - Yeah but it wasn't like they developed any powers. I think some got a little messed up, but like, nobody grew a second pair of arms. I think.
(Officer Jacobs) - Did you have any... successful experiments?
(Piper) - Eh, kind of. One of the kids we injected with meta blood- he was a meta themselves, developed the injected meta for a while
(Officer Jacobs) - Could you please elaborate on this experiment?
(Piper) - What do you wanna know? I mean, I can’t tell you much. He died from blood poisoning and then I was arrested.
(Officer Jacobs) - What about prior details? Information about the boy, and whose blood you injected into him.
(Piper) - I don't know man, he was some kid we bought for cheap. Something about how mom didn't want him and was willing to give up her devil baby for some cash? Think his meta was, some kinda healing? I- I don't remember much, actually. I know I was there, but. Eh, oh well. The blood we just got from some of the organs we didn't use in the Diet Program.
(Officer Jacobs) - Can you tell us about any other experiments?
(Piper) - Yeah man, you got a certain one you want to know about?
(Officer Jacobs) - How about Daniella Campbell
(Piper) - Uh who?
(Officer Jacobs) - They were found with over a dozen hard drugs in their system
(Piper) - Oh, right. Yeah, drugs weren’t the answer.
(Officer Jacobs) - *sigh* What was the reason for the drugs?
(Piper) - It was another experiment, trying to test out the effects of different drugs on metas.
(Piper) - Isha thought the results were inconclusive, but I thought that pumping literally a gallon of LSD and crack into anyone's system would cause them to become catatonic and recite Edwardian poetry to a set of cutlery.
(Piper) - Maybe not that last part. Maybe that was just Meghan
(Officer Jacobs) - Meghan Gallagher?
(Piper) - Yes. Her. She was so damn weird sometimes, even before we drugged her. She always corrected my grammar, the stupid know-it-all. Who even uses whom these days?
(Officer Jacobs) - Wasn't Gallagher also one of the bodies with the tattoos?
(Piper) - Oh god, not that one. Look, using all the drugs fucked our heads up pretty bad. We somehow got the idea that maybe Quirks were some gift from god- or some kind of deal with the devil, so we tried to tattoo runes and shit on some of the dead meta’s bodies- I don’t want to talk about it. Ask me about a real experiment.
(Officer Jacobs) - Alright, how about the body of Duran? The one which was found with some of their limbs removed and replaced.
(Piper) - Yeah, I thought that was going to go well. Putting meta organs into non- meta organs to give the non- meta meta abilities; it makes sense, you know? But it didn’t work. We tried, uh, we tried everything. Stitching hands with claws on them onto another person resulted in the subject dying of blood loss, the hands didn’t attach or anything.
(Piper) - Another one was trying to do the stomach, because we got a Meta whose stomach allowed them to spit acid. I don’t know if that one would have worked anyways because we messed up the surgery, but the subject died of blood loss. I guess we at least know the one from before didn’t work.
(Piper) - Geez man, you look sick. Don’t like, throw up on me. Please. I’ve been vomited on before and it’s disgusting.
(Officer Jacob) - You just describe some of your atrocities with nothing but uncaring humor. I feel sickened by you.
(Piper) - That’s fine. Just don’t be sick on me.
(Officer Jacob) - Interrogation between Officer Jacob, myself, and Uziel Piper is concluding now . It is 8:11 pm, on October 30, 2019.
This Certifies that
Tara Mitchell and Willow Castro
were united in marriage
on the 14 of February in the year of 2020
at Destiny City Church by Pastor Alucard
In the presence of these witnesses
Alexa Southgate and Leondrea Joseph
May your love last as long as life
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