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X June 2020 X
The Real Housewives of LA Group Chat
FRI 1:08 PM
Woosung: what the fuck
Jaehyung: your language!
Woosung: what the actual fuck
Jaehyung: I need a little more than that
Jaehyung: come on use your words
Jaehyung: full sentences buddy
Woosung: oh fuck off
Jaehyung: damn who shit on your parade
Woosung: matthew I know you saw me
Woosung: why the fuck did you run
Jaehyung: ???
Woosung: MATTHEW
Jaehyung: what’s this about?
Woosung: do you know?
Jaehyung: know what?
Woosung: he literally tells you everything
Jaehyung: doesn’t mean I have any clue what you’re talking about
Woosung: MATTHEW GET IN HERE
Seen by Jaehyung, Matthew
Private Chat: Matthew and Jaehyung
FRI 1:13 PM
Jaehyung: dude why is sammy yelling at me through his phone
Matthew: um
Jaehyung: what did you do?
Matthew: he kind of saw me and tae in an interesting position…
Jaehyung: dude
Matthew: i didn’t know he was coming over!
Jaehyung: so what happened?
Matthew: tae and i ran
Matthew: must have been too stunned to follow us
Jaehyung: you’re ridiculous
Jaehyung: just go tell him
Jaehyung: sammy is chill
Matthew: ugh i know
Matthew: actually i feel bad for not telling him earlier
Matthew: how about you tell him you’re married first
Jaehyung: how about you tell him you have a harem first
Matthew: akdjbcs not a harem!!
Jaehyung: if you say so
Matthew: lets just do it together
Jaehyung: it would take a work of God to get me to move from my husbands lap right now
Jaehyung: btw bri can’t stop laughing at your luck
Matthew: not cool
Matthew: not cool at all
Jaehyung: bri says good luck ;)
Jaehyung: the wink is from me
Seen by Matthew
The Real Housewives of LA Group Chat
FRI 1:54 PM
Woosung: PARK JAE HYUNG
Woosung: I will give you to the count of three to get your ass in here
Woosung: one
Woosung: two
Jaehyung: matt what did you do
Matthew: me???
Woosung: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU TWO
Woosung: does my friendship mean nothing to you???
Jaehyung: just tell me what this is about x_x
Woosung: first I find out our young matthew here is not only dating one of his members but is dating all of them??? the actual fuck???
Woosung: only to find out that you’re fucking MARRIED
Jaehyung: you see
Jaehyung: matt wtf I told you to tell him about your harem not me!!!
Matthew: my bad
Jaehyung: that’s all you have to say…
Woosung: I just don’t get why you guys kept this from me
Matthew: honestly it just kind of slipped my mind
Matthew: we weren’t trying to keep it from you
Jaehyung: actually I was
Woosung: what why?
Jaehyung: I am keeping it from everyone
Jaehyung: the less people that know the better
Jaehyung: I didn’t even really tell matt
Jaehyung: the people that do know are mostly by accident
Jaehyung: like you
Woosung: but why keep it from me?
Woosung: I wouldn’t have treated either one of you differently
Matthew: we know
Matthew: i think neither of us was ready for this conversation
Woosung: what are you afraid of???
Jaehyung: sammy chill
Jaehyung: it’s our choice to tell people when we want to
Jaehyung: and we weren’t ready
Jaehyung: you found out by accident and that’s that
Jaehyung: please don’t tell anyone else
Woosung: I won’t
Woosung: so you’re married and matt is assembling a harem
Matthew: OH MY GOD stop saying that!
Jaehyung: good enough time as any I guess
Jaehyung: samantha are you a het
Woosung: …
Woosung: I hate you
Jaehyung: auto correct I swear!
Jaehyung: but answer the question
Matthew: (if you want to)
Jaehyung: yea if you want to
Matthew: ye
Woosung: I’m straight
Jaehyung: really?
Jaehyung: disappointing
Matthew: JAE
Jaehyung: DISAPPOINTED
Woosung: sorry…
Woosung: ok but when did you get married???
Woosung: how did you even get married???
Woosung: why would Brian agree to that???
Jaehyung: cause I am that annoying :D
Matthew: here we go
Woosung: nvm I don’t want to know
Jaehyung: tough shit Imma tell you anyway
Matthew: this is your fault sammy
Woosung: sorry I was curious
Jaehyung: I met bri in LA and annoyed him so he would never forget me then I followed him to south korea and proceeded to annoy him for years until he finally broke down and agreed to be my boyfriend and then I annoyed him for a couple more years until he couldn’t take it anymore and married me to appease me :D
Matthew: jae…
Woosung: I have no words
Jaehyung: THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED
Woosung: uh
Jaehyung: he won’t stop telling people this dumb story
Jaehyung: he isn’t annoying
Woosung: Brian???
Matthew: aw so sweet
Jaehyung: yea it’s me
Jaehyung: just don’t believe jae
Jaehyung: HEY
Jaehyung: don’t slander me to my friends!
Jaehyung: this is exactly what happened
Woosung: I can see them being married now
Matthew: they’re very annoying
Jaehyung: :((
Matthew: sorry jae
Jaehyung: well you and tae are annoying!
Matthew: what about jiwoo and somin???
Jaehyung: nah they’re just scary
Woosung: for real
Matthew: x_x
Seen by Woosung, Jaehyung
Private Chat: Matthew and Jaehyung
FRI 2:43 PM
Matthew: that went better than expected
Jaehyung: why the fuck did you tell him I’m married???
Matthew: so he would stop yelling at me for keeping secrets
Jaehyung: so you threw me under the bus???
Matthew: yes
Matthew: now stop texting me i have a limited amount of time with my boyfriend
Jaehyung: sounds like a you problem
Seen by Matthew
“Why do you insist on telling people that story?” Younghyun sighs, holding back an eye roll even though he knows Jaehyung won’t be able to see it with his current position on his lap.
“Cause it’s funny.” Jaehyung insists, scrolling through Twitter quickly.
“It’s really not.”
“It really is.”
“You’re not annoying. You didn’t annoy me.” Younghyun says, letting his fingers slip under Jaehyung’s sweatshirt to brush against his icy skin. Not that Younghyun’s fingers are much warmer. They need to turn down the AC in this room.
Jaehyung pockets his phone before twisting his body towards Younghyun. Like this Jaehyung is practically towering over Younghyun, but he’s always liked being a little bit taller than the younger man. “I know.” He says simply before pressing his lips against Younghyun’s forehead, gently brushing a few strands aside with his hand that isn’t using Younghyun’s shoulder to balance himself.
He slowly moves down, pressing a kiss to the bridge of his nose and then to the tip of his nose. He can’t help but smile as Younghyun’s fingers tighten around his waist. Then he presses his lips against his husband’s slightly chapped lips, softly smiling into the kiss. He practically melts into Younghyun. “I know,” he murums against Younghyun’s lips. “If I don’t joke about it I’ll cry. Thinking for even a second that we almost lost all of this. Well, I’d rather joke about it.”
Younghyun lets out a shaky breath. “You’ll never lose me.” And then he presses his lips against Jaehyung's again. And everything else fades into the background.