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OUR LORD AND SAVIOR TAYLOR SWIFT
Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa, Jesper Fahey, Wylan Van Eck, Nina Zenik, Matthias Helvar
Reputation
Jesper, what in Lord’s name are you doing?
1989
I’m flirting? Duh??
Folklore
Jes, that is not flirting
Ur ass is in his face
1989
That is the definition of flirting
Reputation
That is the definition of public dry humping.
Red
LMAO KAZ
Speak Now
Don’t speak of such vile things!
Evermore
your girlfriend went into graphic detail about the best way to give a blowjob two days ago :/
1989
Kaz once stabbed some highschooler in the eye with a pencil
Red
Then he proceeded to TAKE THE EYE OUT
LIKE ON THE FUCKING PENCIL
WYLAN THREW UP
Evermore
CAN YOU BLAME ME???
Folklore
Kaz! Why the hell did you do that!?
Reputation
Mf deserved it.
Folklore
Who was it?!
Reputation
Oomen.
Folklore
Mhm, and what did he do?
Reputation
…
STONKS
Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa
My Criminal
Remember when THAT news article went viral?
My Wraith
Oh.
Yeah.
My Criminal
Yeah.
He had some very INTERESTING opinions on it and forgot to private his Twitter account
My Wraith
Mhm, so you hacked into his Twitter account.
My Criminal
He’d said some things to me previously about you. After the story broke I figured I should take a look, make sure the first time I beat the shit out of him stuck.
It did not.
My Wraith
Kaz…
My Criminal
Inej…
I’m right and I don’t regret what I did.
My Wraith
I never said you were wrong…
But
His EYE
not
Ya know
His dick
My Criminal
My little suli idealist...
Are you saying that you think I should have castrated him?
My Wraith
It would have been more fitting.
Don't do the crime if you don't want Kaz Brekker to chop your dick off has a nice ring to it
My Criminal
I would say we should do this again sometime but I think I'd rather just not have ppl like this exist.
My Wraith
Preach.
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR TAYLOR SWIFT
Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa, Jesper Fahey, Wylan Van Eck, Nina Zenik, Matthias Helvar
Folklore
I approve.
Reputation
>:D
Red
REALLY
DamN Kaz, you really have corrupted our little suli princess !!
Reputation
I didn’t do shit.
Inej has always been a badass.
1989
I SHIP!!!
Folklore
What does that mean?
Red
NOthiNG
KANEJ
Nina Zenik, Jesper Fahey, Wylan Van Eck, Matthias Helvar
Queen
YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Jester
I KNOW IM SORRY
Queen
KAZ IS GONNA LOOK IT UP NOW
STONKS
Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa
My Criminal
“Shipping is the act of wanting two or more fictional characters or celebrities to end up in a relationship, usually romantic.”
I hate Jesper.
My Wraith
We’re not fictional or celebrities-
My Criminal
You get the idea, though.
My Wraith
I do.
Wait, Kaz
My Criminal
Yes, love?
<The Previous Message Has Been Unsent>
What.
My Wraith
What if we like… mess with them
My Criminal
I like that idea. Go on.
My Wraith
Ok we could act all lovey-dovey
And then steadily deny that we’re together
Cuz we’re not
My Criminal
This could hurt my reputation...
My Wraith
But it could also be beneficial.
People aren’t just scared of you, Kaz
They’re scared of me too.
We could be like Fake Bonnie and Clyde
kinda
not rlly
I never saw that movie, ok
If this gets out, ofc
And it would be rlly funny
Watching them go crazy over it lol
My Criminal
Well, when you put it like that…
We have a deal, Wraith.
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR TAYLOR SWIFT
Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa, Jesper Fahey, Wylan Van Eck, Nina Zenik, Matthias Helvar
Folklore
I agree :)
Red
I=KJUIYTFRYDY:”{P_)O_I(*&^%$
WHTAhbj
1989
MKNJHBUGVYFCFGBHJK RIUJ WHAT
Evermore
UHH
Speak Now
Wait…. Does Kaz know what that means?
Reputation
I just looked it up.
Red
……..
AND?><”:””<??
Reputation
I’m not going to disagree.
1989
I just died what.098765453*&^%$#$^&*
Evermore
///////////just like that ok
KANEJ
Nina Zenik, Jesper Fahey, Wylan Van Eck, Matthias Helvar
Jester
ALL OUR HARD WORK DOWN THE DRAIN
Queen
I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT WAS ALL IT TOOK(*&^&%^$
Gay Princess
I can’t believe it was that easy wtf-
Himbo King
Too easy.
There’s no way in h*ll they’d say that in a public group, or say it at all.
Jester
No ur right…
I bet they’re pranking us
Queen
But he cares too much about his reputation-
He knows we’ll spill
Gay Princess
*You
And she’s right too
Jester
Mhm lets just wait and see
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR TAYLOR SWIFT
Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa, Jesper Fahey, Wylan Van Eck, Nina Zenik, Matthias Helvar
Red
So y’all like,,,, ship each other
Like you guys r dating
Reputation
No, we’re not dating, Nina.
Get your head out of your ass.
Red
BUT YOU JUST SAID-
Folklore
Ofc we ship each other Nina!
But we’re not dating lmao
1989
So you guys have just,,,,, admitted that you want to be with the other and are,,, not doing anything about it-
Reputation
Oh, we’re doing things about it.
STONKS
Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa
My Criminal
Was that too much?
My Wraith
Nah, just the right amount of “are they boning”
My Criminal
I hate you, Inej.
Now I’m trying to keep from laughing in the middle of the library.
My Wraith
Glad I could be of service :)
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR TAYLOR SWIFT
Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa, Jesper Fahey, Wylan Van Eck, Nina Zenik, Matthias Helvar
Red
JHBUVGBHJNKHBUGVBHJNK WHAT
1989
UWHDCHJBWJHBD OMG???>”:>*&^%$
Evermore
What the fuck wait-
Speak Now
Oh my…
Folklore
Oh, yes we are.
Red
INEJ?!??!??!?@*@(&^#%&$@%^&
1989
SO HE’S NOT FUCKING W US???@#)(*&^!%#
Reputation
I’m not fucking with YOU
Evermore
SCREAMING OMG
STONKS
Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa
My Criminal
Update: I’m in the bathroom now because I couldn’t help it and I started laughing-
My Wraith
Sljdnfvkjen that’s so cute
I wish I could see you laughing
<The Previous Message Has Been Unsent>
<The Previous Message Has Been Unsent>
Lmaoo
Your poor reputation.
My Criminal
A tragedy for the ages.
/srs
My Wraith
Oh, you are so dramatic
I love it
<The Previous Message Has Been Unsent>
My Criminal
I saw that.
My Wraith
Oh
Sorry if it made you uncomfortable or anything
My Criminal
It didn’t
My Wraith
I was joking lol
Although it is thoroughly entertaining when you spit out such nonsense
My Criminal
Inej it’s fine
I
Love
Things about you
Too.
My Wraith
Oh
Really?
My Criminal
Really.
My Wraith
Like what
My Criminal
Oh
Uh
I
Like
My Wraith
*Love
My Criminal
LOVE
Things
Like
When you
Threaten me
*mEN
MEN
My Wraith
Jnhbefv valid
Threatening men is fun
My Criminal
Yeah.
My Wraith
What
What else
Do You
Love
about
Me
UNTITLED CHAT
Kaz Brekker & Kaz Brekker
Kaz Brekker
Your eyes
Your smile
Your hair
The way you walk
The little crease between your brows when you’re confused
When you glare at me
When you roll your eyes
God, you fucking laugh ?!!
The way you light up whenever someone even mentions one of the books you’ve read
The way you shake your head when you can tell im lying
The way you can move like a shadow
The fact that you haven’t left me yet even though you should
Literally everything???)(*&^%$#$56789*(&*^$^%&OUHGVCuFVQGHCV
STONKS
Kaz Brekker, Inej Ghafa
My Criminal
Uh
idk
ur hair is cool i guess
My Wraith
Really?
My Criminal
You seem surprised.
My Wraith
Probably because I am
You like my hair?
My Criminal
*love
My Wraith
Right
You love my hair
My Criminal
Yeah it’s cool
You braid it and it looks
Uh cool
And interesting
Idk how to even do that
And you do it so quickly
It is
Cool
My Wraith
You know
I could
Uh
Show you how
To braid it
If you want
My Criminal
Oh
Yeah
I guess that would
Be
My Wraith
Cool?
My Criminal
Cool
Haha
My Wraith
Lolol
Very cool
Coolio
My Criminal
Coolio.