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NOT NOW, HONEY

Summary:

XD is cyperbullying

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 "Dad"

 "Dad"

 "Daaaaad. Father. Father figure. Father figure and also mother figure and also genderless parental guardian. I need to go and do some shit that requires your adult supervision and guidance." Tommy was standing in XD's doorway dressed in some mega cozy sweater and jeans. Just a downright comfy fella. Absolutely brilliant I tell you. The softest of boys, this one.

 XD was chilling at their dope ass, cosmiccore, spacey galaxy aesthetic vanity with a laptop in front of them. They kept on tippity tapping away with a look of malice on their face.

 "Not now, honey." They said with a smile and more feverish typing. "Mommy's cyperbullying."

 Tommy sighed. "Okay I'll wait downstairs."

 Such is life for Tommyinnit, Son of Cosmos.

Notes:

I love being an author. I can just. Write funny little stuff for fun and post it. It's nice.

XD wasn't actually cyperbullying btw. They were looking up recipes and yelling at homophobic Karens on Instagram =)

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