Crack what has been burt
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A tale of tragedy, platonic love, and a drunk XD
(This is a crack fic that is based off of my DSMP AU "Heal What Has Been Hurt". It is in no way Canon to that fic, all you need to know is it involves XD adopting Tommy and lots of cute fluff with benchtrio being sweet good boys. Beeduo platonically simp for Tommy. That's it.)
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- Part 1 of Crack what has been burt
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Tommy discovers mud, much to XD's horror.
(This crack shot is based off of Heal What Has Been Hurt, a DSMP AU by yours truly. It is not canon at all, and all you need to know is it involves DreamXD adopting DSMP!Tommy as their son. Just father son bonding)
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- Part 2 of Crack what has been burt
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*holds up fic* This...is crack
I wanted to write crack. And so, I am. Not Canon in anyway to "Heal What Has Been Hurt" but same setting as that AUTommy goes missin and XD IS N O T OKAY
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- Part 3 of Crack what has been burt
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Jack gets outta dodge...wait no. Hell. Jack gets outta hell. This a crack fic about Jack escaping hell.
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- Part 4 of Crack what has been burt
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XD is cyperbullying
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- Part 5 of Crack what has been burt
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Tommy's in a tank. What will he do?
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- Part 6 of Crack what has been burt
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XD starts a group chat that's it that is the crack fic idk what else to say bruh
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- Part 7 of Crack what has been burt
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Michael does the "marry me, Rebecca!" thing. that is it. that is the fic. this is all meant to be platonic.
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- Part 8 of Crack what has been burt
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XD and their profound love of potassium: a short story
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- Part 9 of Crack what has been burt
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LOCAL DUCK INQUIRES AS TO THE WHEREABOUTS OF LOCAL GOAT'S MATERNAL FIGURE. MORE AT 11 by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP
27 Feb 2022
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That one meme of the man asking the baby deer where its mama is but it's quackity and Tubbo and it's very silly and cute. also XD is there. They are the mama
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- Part 10 of Crack what has been burt
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LIST OF THINGS TUBBO B. UNDERSCORE IS NOT ALLOWED TO DO by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP
07 Mar 2022
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yes this is taken from the SCP meme "Things Doctor Bright isn't Allowed to Do" and no I don't understand it either.
Everything mentioned is platonic
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- Part 11 of Crack what has been burt
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XD orders the kiddos a meal at McPuffy’s and it's funny I swear
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- Part 12 of Crack what has been burt
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Tubbo picks Lani up from school. This is not a ship I know I probably don't need to say so but I will because I dont wanna risk being misinterpreted.
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- Part 13 of Crack what has been burt
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A crack-shot in which DSMP!Ranboo is viscously sassed by HWHBH!Ranboo, who mocks him via the most princely of instruments: a Nokia cellphone. I love cRanboo. I just wanna bully him some. It's out of love I swear. Also this will make very little since unless you've read my fic Heal What Has Been Hurt, but rlly it's fine it's just crack. All mentions of benchtrio here are purely platonic.
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- Part 14 of Crack what has been burt
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have YOU acquired an ender boyo? Here's a guide on how to take care of one very specific boyo!!! god help you if you need a guide to another one cuz this one is very specific and not at all inclusive
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- Part 15 of Crack what has been burt
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A BIG MAN'S GUIDE ON HOW TO CARE FOR YOUR GOOBER OF A DRAGON HUBBIE by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP
16 Apr 2022
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YES HELLO. THIS IS TOMMY BIG MAN INNIT. THIS IS A GUIDE I WROTE FOR ANYONE WHO HAS A DRAGON HYBRID WHO THEY NEED TO KNOW HOW TO CARE FOR IF YOU ARE IN AN ASSUMEDLY QUEERPLATONIC RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM. I AM NOT A SCIENTIST ON THIS MATTER. I JUST KNOW SHIT AND I'M SMART-ISH!
(this is all purely platonic)
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- Part 16 of Crack what has been burt
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BEE N' BOO'S GUIDE ON HOW TO CARE FOR YOUR GOLDEN HUBBY by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP
19 Jun 2022
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A VERY INFORMATIVE AND TOTALLY CONCISE GUIDE ON HOW TO CARE FOR YOUR GOLDEN BIRBIE HUBBY. YES GOOD. VERY READ.
(everything here is purely platonic and the sex jokes are only jokes)
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- Part 17 of Crack what has been burt
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TOMMY SEPERATION ANXIETY IS REAL AND THINGS ARE NEVER OKAY by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Jul 2022
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BEEDUO ARE SAD BECAUSE TOMMY IS NOT AROUND. THEY CRY AND THEY ARE UPSET.
this is all platonic.
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- Part 18 of Crack what has been burt