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"FFFFUCKIMG FUCKING FROGS, DAD!" Tommy yah yeeted he self into a big old pool and make a big kersploosh that spooked a bunch of the hoppy bois away. The frogs bounced off their lilypads and fled for their lives as the boy spashed about like a little goobily goblin.
XD lmaoed. "Boy what the fuck?"
Tommy was now standing waist deep in the stank ass swamp water, his wings droopy, his hair looking like that girl from the ring. The floof has been demeaned to...the DROOP.
Drippy little guy went >=P at his father, AKA actual fucking god themself, and pouted. "Frogs, father. Fucking Frogs. Did you see them? Did you see the hippity hoppity boyos and gals and variations thereof!!??"
XD nodded and toed off their hot pink stiletto heels before kicking them at some poor, underpaid toad sitting on a log. Do you know how hard that is, to be a toad? On a log? In the swamp? No paychecks. No insurance. No legal protections. Just bog flies and mosquitoes! Unbelievable! Support toad unionization!
"Ye ye, I getchu. Ayo look some mud." XD pointed at a big brown pool next to the pond. "Lmao. Lol."
Tommy. Was. Fgucking. ecstatic.
Mud. The goop of the gods. The precious slop. The holy slime of the earth's flesh! He did not think, naw, he did not dare! There was mud and it was his! So he threw himself out of the water just as XD strutted in to join him and flopped belly first onto the sloppy mud puddle.
XD stared at him. "Bruh. Wow. You really. Huh. Yup. That is my son. I adopted that child, officer."
Tommy curled up and patted the muck surrounding him.
"mud goop" He whispered breathily. "earth slime"
AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT HAHAHA HAPPI HALLOWEEN OOGA BOOGA LMAO