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Daddy Deranged Made a group chat!
Daddy Deranged: Hello Everybody It Is Me. Ya Boy. Or Genderless Form Of Flesh And Cosmos, Rather. XD.
Puff Daddy has joined the chat!
wilm has joined the chat!
MushroomLad69 has joined the chat!
Actual King Eret has joined the chat!
Ghostbur! has joined the chat!
wilm: what the fuck is happening
Daddy Deranged: We Are Going To Talk In A Group Chat, Shit Ass. Gosh Are You Dumb Or Some Shit. Like Damn. Bruh. Got Damn.
Puff Daddy: XD, how did you get our contact info? I don't recall giving you my number.
Daddy Deranged: God Magic
Actual King Eret: ah that makes sense
Actual King Eret: hey guys. hi, wilbur.
wilm: Cunt!
Actual Kind Eret: y'know what? that's fair.
MushroomLad69: why am I here? You already have my number.
Daddy Deranged: Emotional Support, My Darling Goggy Boi
MushroomLad69: oh fuck me
Daddy Deranged: ...? Is That A Request Or Nah
MushroomLad69: hard nah. biggest of nahs.
Daddy Deranged: Oh Okay Just Checking Anyway Hello Ghostbur How Are You 2Day
Ghostbur!: hi guys!!! I'm good!!! I got some cookies and petted friend!! :DDDDD
Daddy Deranged: Oh That's Lovely Dear So Happy 4 You
Ghostbur: :D
wilm: soooooooooooo XD
Daddy Deranged: Oh Shit Oh Fucking Hell What Do You Want
wilm: who's ur favorite kid? out of tubbo tommy and the tall one?
Daddy Deranged: I Love All Of My Children Equally You Imbecilic Whore
wilm: can i at least guess??? pweeeeeeease????
Daddy Deranged: Every Single Nanosecond Makes Me Regret Letting You Out Of That Train Station. Sure! Go The Fuck Ahead
wilm: is it Tubbo?
Daddy Deranged: Sweet Lamb Child. Fear And Love Him. He Is The Very Reason I Stay Up In Heaven 99% Of The Time. But No.
wilm: oreo boy?
Daddy Deranged: Long Son, Gangly Little Sweet Baby Animal Creature Wanna Pick Him Up Wanna Hold Him Wanna Hold Him Like LONG Cat But No.
wilm: toomy
Daddy Deranged: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwbdghdgdghushsdhghfghsdghf idv sbjg gjr gr giu f id sbvj 11111118
Daddy Deranged: Hey Guys I'm Back Sorry About That I Think I Had An Aneurysm Or Some Shit Anyway What Poppin
Actual King Eret: naw. tommy is the favorite. good for him :)
wilm: i shouldn't be surprised but somehow I am
wilm: also mood
Puff Daddy: toast
Ghostbur!: eggs! :D
Actual King Eret: bacon :)
MushroomLad69: tea
wilm: coffee and waffles
Daddy Deranged: Banana
wilm: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) oh?
Daddy Deranged: Do You Wanna Go Back To The Train Station Motherfucker (threat)
wilm: you are LITERALLY called daddy deranged okay this is all on YOU YOUR sin not mine!!
Daddy Deranged: I'm Gonna Install A Pear Wiggler In There This Time Bitch So Help Me Myself
Actual King Eret: Damn. Girls be fighting
Daddy Deranged: Eret You Are Unhelpful
Actual King Eret: Ik 💖
Daddy Deranged: Son Of A Whore
wilm: DONT U DARE SPEAK ABOUT FUNDY THAT WAY >=((((((((
Daddy Deranged: You Smell Like Fish And Piss
wilm: don't bring sally into this. dont go that far
Daddy Deranged: Piss And Shit And Cum
wilm: ghostbur help me
Ghostbur!: blood and other bodily fluids :D
wilm: thank you, ghostbur
Ghostbur!: :)
wilm: :)
Puff Daddy: Makin my way downtown~
Actual King Eret: Walking fast, faces pass~
Puff Daddy: and I'm homebound(dodododod)
MushroomLad69: dododododod dodododod
*insert chorus of dododododo here I'm too lazy to look up all the song lyrics but they typed out the whole song together and it was very funny and cute trust me*
Daddy Deranged: I Love My Sons They Are All So Sweet And Small And Very Good Boys
Daddy Deranged: Tommy Just Spilled Pink Lipstick In My Valentino White Bag
Daddy Deranged: I Still Love Him Obvi
Daddy Deranged: I'm Just A Bit Peeved. Gonna Go On A Walk To Cool Down BRB
sammy wammy has joined the chat!
sammy wammy: Hello! How's it goin?
Daddy Deranged: Bongos Binted
sammy wammy: what
Daddy Deranged: Bongos!!! Binted!!
sammy wammy: ???????????
sammy wammy: puffy??????
Puffy Daddy: idk. I am Just as confused as you
Ghostbur!: I like bongos :) they're fun to play and make neat noises.
sammy wammy: that's very nice ghostbur.
sammy wammy: happy for you
Daddy Deranged: Life Is Both Gift And Curse. Sentience A Blessing And A Plague. What I Would Give To Return To The Primordial Nothingness From Which I Sprang. What Use Is Thought, Reason, Emotional And Capacity For Logic And Creation In One Such As I? What Is The Purpose Of Such Evil? Such Maddening, Twisted Enchanting Malevolence Is Without Cause. Without Rhyme Or Reason. Dance Upon The Stars. Breath The Cosmos. Inhale Light And Exhale Glory. Fly, For As Long As You Can. It Is All For Naught. The Void Waits Beneath, The Universe's Shadow, Ever Growing And Forever Hungry. All Else Is A Lie, A Distraction From The Truth Of This World. There Is No Shadow. We Just Bask In The Brief Moments Of Light Kept Between The Darkness.
MushroomLad69: stubbed your toe again huh?
Daddy Deranged: EverytHIng Is Fuck
MushroomLad69: oh poor you /gen