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"Hello kids, come on now quieten down" Mr Garrison reported as he walked into the fourth grade classroom full of the children talking and laughing "Today we have a special guest, so give a big south park welcome to Effie Trinket" he said, as a woman wearing a pink a white wig and spouting a full face of make-up came walking through the door. "Children, hello, I am as you already know, Effie Trinket, I have come here to tell you that twenty four of you students will have the chance to play in The Hunger Games" she addressed gaining everyone's attention, she was then flooded with questions like: "Is there a prize?" "What do we need to do?" "Why so much Make-up?"
"I wont tell you who is competing yet but at dinnertime today I will be addressing who will be competing over your school speaker, twelve boys and twelve girls will be chosen!" that is when she left the room leaving Mr Garrison to attend the classroom.
After Class, everyone reported to the dining hall, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Butters, Clyde and Tweek sat down at a table and began to discuss what they think the games were about and who was going to win. "Fuck you guys, its so obvious the winner is going to be me!" Cartman stated to the other boys, "ARGH, BUT W-WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT W-WE HAVE TO DO" Tweek said gaining attention, the boys were all saying that they were going to win, but none actually had any idea on what the competition was about, until Kyle started "Maybe its when we have to see who can go the hungriest."
All the talking stopped when the speaker began to talk: "Hello Children, it's me Effie, again, so I will now be telling you who the 24 students are who will be competing, but before I tell you who is competing, in the original Hunger Games there is 12 districts, one girl and one boy will both be put in a district" Effie stated which gained awareness of what she meant by the "Original Hunger Games."
"Now for the First District, we Have" she said other the speaker, "ERIC CARTMAN" she shouted which made Cartman jump onto the table celebrating and he started jumping up and down. All the girls were suddenly knocked sicked to see who was going to be set up with who they called a "fat-ass," "OK time for the girl, WENDY TESTABURGER" she yelled which caused a violent scream coming from Wendy to spread around the cafeteria, scaring people and making others drop their burgers. This obviously came from Wendy.
"OH... MY... GOD, I have been put in the same district as him" she cried. "Oh, looks like I have caused a racket, oh well onto the next district, for this district it will be for the boys, to be honest no, I'll just say both names at once, won't cause such a scream fest if we do that instead" Effie explained over the speaker, which made students agree and nod. "OK, District 2 is Token Black and Heidi Turner" not much fuss was made over this pairing since Heidi and Token held a Mutual relationship. "Wow, never thought I'd hear silence" Effie said, "GET ON WITH IT YOU MAKE-UP FREAK" someone shouted from the back of the room.
"Erm.. OK rude, Anyways, time for District 3 which is Stan Marsh and Jenny Simon" Effie explained.
Stan shrugged and nodded in agreement but Wendy wasn't so sure of this, "Jenny I swear to God you better treat him right or your on the hated girls list" Wendy whispered over to her, Jenny was frightened and nodded but she was really stressed now that she was threatened. "District 4 is Craig Tucker and Tammy Nelson" Effie shouted over the speaker.
Tammy and Craig looked at each other and nodded.
"District 5 will be Tweek Tweak and Bebe Stevens" Effie said, "ARGH, N-NO THIS IS TO MUCH PRESSURE" Tweek started to jitter around and became scared of what might happen.
"Wow he's kinda cute" Bebe whispered other to her friend Milly. "Ooh Tweek and Bebe sitting in a tree" she started to chant but she couldn't finish because Bebe had her hand other Milly's Mouth. "Alright for our next District, District 6 we have Butters Stotch and Nichole" Effie yelled, "WHAT" This didn't come from Butters or Nichole instead it came from Token, Nichole's boyfriend, "Butters, you better treat her right or I'll rip you apart" Token yelled from another table, "Wow ugh, now I'm kinda scared fellas" Butters explained, "Oh he doesn't mean it Butters" Stan said trying to cheer him up, "Like Hell I don't mean it, I swear Butters I'll kill you" Token yelled again, this was not like Token as he was more Calm and Nice.
"Wow so um, District 7 here we go, now it is Clyde Donovan and Red" Effie shouted over the speaker, suddenly crying was heard from coming from Clyde, "I don't wanna compete in the games, this isn't fair, it's not fair" Clyde cried, Butters started to pat him on the Back. "Oh just my luck" Red started "Paired up with a baby who can't do shit."
"Okay District 8 here we go, we have: Kenny McCormick and Annie Knitts" Effie shouted, "Oh Yay, Cool I got selected and with someone cool." Annie said happily as all the girls started clapping and patting her on the back. "This is going to be Boring, I don't wanna compete" Kenny muffled under is jacket, "Oh don't be such a downer Kenny, it's going to be fucking awesome, you shit heap" Cartman shouted.
"Onto District 9 we have, Kyle Broflovski and Milly" Effie said, "Ooh, Kyle and Milly sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G" Bebe started to chant as revenge on Milly, "Oh shut up you" Milly replied. "Finally I got picked this sounds like its going to be really fun" Kyle said to people on his Table. "Oh God, all these Conformists think being in the Games is soooo fun, its total bullcrap" Henrietta said from her table, which was is also known as the Goth Table. "Okay District 10 we have, Phillip "Pip" Pirrup and Henrietta Biggle" Effie Stated. "WHAT, I WILL NOT BE IN YOUR FUCKING CONFORMIST GAMES" Henrietta started to scream then ran out of the Room, with Michael, Firkle and Pete quickly following her, leaving behind their lunches. "Oh Jolly, did you hear the Damien ol' Chap, I'll be competing" Pip said to his only friend, who so happened to be the son of Satan, "Wow! Cool! Fantastic! I care so much" Damien replied sarcastically. "Just hope I'm not in it"
"Alright onto the Final two districts, district 11 is contained of Damien Thorn and Esther" Effie yelled over the speaker. "Oh speak of my father, I just so happened to get picked" Damien muttered. "Oh what Fun were going to have" Pip said raising more annoyance to Damien's situation. Esther however didn't show any emotion and just shrugged.
"For our Final District we have Jimmy Valmer and Sally Darson" Effie said finally ending her speech over the speaker. "Oh H-h-h-h-hell y-y-yeah I'm in t-t-the games!" Jimmy started to celebrate.
"Aww now, who's gonna run the Swimming team while I'm gone" Sally Sighed and went back to eating her Lunch.
Lunch carried on as normal with people still questioning what the whole Games were gonna be about, but when Lunch time ended, Principal Victoria said other the School speaker in an Eager tone: "All Students who were picked to enter the Hunger Games, please go to the School Gym to meet Mr. Mackey and Effie Trinket so they can explain what the Games will be about, Thank you!"
"Al-fucking-right" shouted Cartman as he eagerly sprinted up to the gym, "We get to see what its all about!" he shouted again.
"Wow, Never thought I'd see that fat-ass run up to the gym, and that fast" Kenny said which was muffled under his orange jacket, Stan, Kyle and Kenny laughed and agreed as they followed Cartman up to the Gym"
But they didn't know what they were in for!