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Lord Potter: the goblin-raised ruler of wizards, infamous for his harem of deadly witches.
Holly Potter: the sixth-year Girl-Who-Lived just trying to stay alive.
Auror Potter: the obsessive, workaholic Head Auror with a drinking problem.
Hadrian Black: the self-proclaimed Prince of Slytherin and heir to several ancient and noble houses.
Seeker Potter: the Quidditch star, playboy, millionaire, and philanthropist.
Genius Harry: the Ravenclaw who discovered the truth of magic using science and defeated Voldemort in his first year.
The Master of Death: the solider who won the war but lost everything fighting it.
When Harry Potter’s friends take Polyjuice Potion to help him escape number four, Privet Drive, they unknowingly invoke an ancient spell which pulls seven different versions of the Boy-Who-Lived into their world. With the Second Wizarding War well underway, Harry and the Order of the Phoenix have a new set of problems to deal with. Seven, to be exact.
A love-letter to our favorite Harry Potter fanfiction tropes through a crack-fic that takes itself very seriously. Most of the time, that is.