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BBallKing1 >>> Omoriboy
1:03 AM
BBallKing1: Sunny important question
BBallKing1: is a hotdog a sandwich
Omoriboy: yes
1:05 AM
BBallKing1: THANK YOU
BBallKing1: youre the best
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Faraway Friends
11:38 AM
BBallKing1: okay guys
BBallKing1: is a hotdog a sandwich
11:43 AM
Hero81: Are we still talking about this?
12:04 PM
Sunflower84: I don’t think a hotdog is a sandwich, Kel.
BBallKing1: its definitely a sandwich what are you talking about
BBallKing1: its got bread
BBallKing1: meat
Omoriboy: mayonnaise
12:08 PM
Aubunny: Sunny tell me you don’t put mayonnaise on your hotdogs
Omoriboy: ‘i don’t put mayonnaise on my hotdogs’
Aubunny: Why am I not convinced
Omoriboy: hurtful
Omoriboy: but fair
12:12 PM
Hero81: It’s perfectly fine to put mayonnaise on a hotdog. It’s not actually that uncommon.
Sunflower84: I’m just glad you’re eating better.
Aubunny: Okay good point
Aubunny: I take it back, eat all the mayonnaise you want
Omoriboy: on it
Aubunny: Wait don’t actually just eat mayonnaise
12:14 PM
Aubunny: Also what the fuck Kel a hotdog is not a sandwich
BBallKing1: why not
Aubunny: Because it’s not!
Aubunny: you can’t tell me you look at a hotdog and actually think “this is a sandwich”
BBallKing1: maybe i do
BBallKing1: until one of you presents me with a good reason i rest my case
12:19 PM
Hero81: A sandwich has two pieces of bread, but a hotdog only has 1 connected bun.
BBallKing1: what if i break it in half tho
Aubunny: Then it’s a broken hotdog
BBallKing1: so sandwiches are just broken hotdogs?
Aubunny: NO
Sunflower84: I found a dictionary
Sunflower84: Sandwich - A food that consists of two pieces of bread with other fillings, such as meat or cheese, between them
BBallKing1: so if i break it it’s a sandwich
Aubunny: NO
BBallKing1: Sunny back me up here
Omoriboy: sorry kel
Omoriboy: i’ve seen the light
BBallKing1: TRAITOR
Aubunny: Ha
BBallKing1: WHY SUNNY WHY
Omoriboy: i had a dream about it
Aubunny: You had a dream about hotdogs?
Omoriboy: sort of
12:23 PM
Omoriboy: basically in the dream, we (all 6 of us, Mari was there) were having a picnic, and i asked her if she thought a hotdog was a sandwich
Omoriboy: she told me it wasn’t, because of a bunch of little reasons. the meat is in a cylinder instead of flat, the difference between the length and width is much more, the bun is connected at the bottom, etc.
Omoriboy: stuff like that
Omoriboy: she ended up convincing everyone else, too
12:29 PM
Omoriboy: guys?
12:31 PM
Hero81: Sorry, I was just thinking.
Hero81: It sounds like it was a good dream. I’m happy for you.
12:40 PM
Hero81: Sunny, are you okay?
Omoriboy: right now or in general
Hero81: Both?
Omoriboy: not really
12:45 PM
Hero81: It wasn’t your fault.
Omoriboy: it was
Omoriboy: I pushed her
Hero81: You didn’t mean to.
12:47 PM
Omoriboy: I know
Omoriboy: I just miss her so much
Omoriboy: I’m so sorry
12:52 PM
Hero81: She would forgive you.
12:54 PM
BBallKing1: I think she would be happy for us
BBallKing1: we’re all friends again
BBallKing1: even after everything we’ve been through
12:56 PM
Omoriboy: thank you, Hero
Omoriboy: and kel
Omoriboy: I’m feeling a little better now
Hero81: I’m glad to hear that.
Hero81: Basil, how about you?
12:59 PM
Sunflower84: Yeah
Sunflower84: Aubrey came over to make sure I was okay after I stopped typing.
1:01 PM
Sunflower84: Maybe okay’s not the right word
Sunflower84: I don’t know if I ever will be okay
Sunflower84: But maybe I don’t have to?
Sunflower84: Sorry, that probably doesn’t make any sense.
Sunflower84: Sort of like, I don’t need to be okay to be okay.
Sunflower84: That probably makes even less sense
Omoriboy: i think i get what you mean
Omoriboy: like, not everything has to be okay, right?
1:05 PM
Omoriboy: For what it’s worth, Basil, i think we will find a way to be okay
Omoriboy: maybe not for a while
Omoriboy: probably not for a while, if i’m being honest
Omoriboy: but we will
Omoriboy: eventually
1:09 AM
Sunflower84: Thanks
Sunflower84: That really means a lot
Omoriboy: it’s the truth
1:25
Omoriboy: thank you guys for being here for us
Hero81: It’s no trouble.
Hero81: That’s what friends are for.
Aubunny: We’ve got your back, Sunny
BBallKing1: ^