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Ring
Ring
Ring
Ri-
“The fuck you want, deku? This better be a damn misdial!”
“Heheha… it should be. I should just tell you it’s a misdial and hang up…”
“…”
“The stars are so… pretty, Kacchan. Think that what they say… that stars are the souls of people who’ve died… think that’s true or just bull?”
“What the hell are you on, fucker? Jesus. It’s fucking one in the morning, why the hell are you looking out your goddamn window at stars?!”
“…I’m not looking out my window Kacchan… I’m watching the sky with nothing in the way. I’m… ha. I’m laying on the edge of a twelve story roof… I just figured… I don’t know. Leaving a note would be pointless but I didn’t… I just didn’t want to be alone… pretty stupid of me to call you though, huh?”
“…wait. A roof… Shit! Where the hell are you? Send me your location, Deku or I swear to god I’ll kill you myself!”
“Hahahaha! You’re so funny, Kacchan! You can kill someone who’s already dead… just… do me a favour? Put some flowers on my desk for me… not spider lillies… I’ve had enough of those.”
“Dammit dammit dammit! You better not hang up, D-Izuku! Please, god, Izuku, don’t you dare! Don’t you fucking dare!”
“Why? Wanna push me off yourself…? No. I’m sorry, that was mean. But I just can’t for the life of me think what else would be happening. It’s not like you’re worried- no. You are.”
“Damn fucking right I’m worried, where the hell-”
“It’s okay, Kacchan. I didn’t tell anyone about what you said. Told me to do. If it really matters, I can write a note saying how you were a really good friend. You can probably use it to help you get into UA! It’s okay. You won’t get in trouble. Can’t have my hero not getting into a hero school. You’re gonna be a great hero, Kacchan. I wish I could be there to see it.”
“Izuku, don’t you fucking dare. I’m tracking your phone. Don’t you dare hang up! Dammit. Please!”
“Okay Kacchan. I won’t hang up. I’m sorry you might have to hear it though…”
“Nononononono! Keep talking with me. Izuku!”
“Izuku?!”
“Goddamnit! IZUKU!”
Crack