IHaveASlightGodComplex



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    Han Yoohyun is 17 when he gets grounded for the first time.

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    A beat. Until the grating noise of heavy stone dragging against stone echoes throughout the space. Purple eyes dart up to find the lid of the coffin being pushed to the side by a pale, slender hand. A thud shakes the room as the slab impacts the ground.

    The individual stares at the coffin intently, waiting in baited breath to see the creature sealed away six hundred years ago, taking the combined effort of humans and witches to ensnare. Will he even get to make his case? Or will he be dead before he can get a word out, a fitting end for someone foolish enough to release an Elder Vampire. The idea, the risk, makes him even more excited.

    Finally, a form rises from the coffin.

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    Shelvid Starter Vamps first meeting

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Undoomed lovebitten!!! Who cheered (me. I cheered. This is so self indulgent.) Chapter count is an estimate :)

    Louis is old, and desperately lonely - but that's fine, and expected. He chose to leave his coven, after all, and he enjoys leading. He doesn't need anything else, shouldn't long for things he can't have. He's busy, and occupied, and chooses to be content. Happiness is irrelevant, after all... except when it comes to the diseased lumberjack he's met. He's kind and funny, and smart as a whip in a way that utterly astounds Louis - and he doesn't deserve the life he's been dealt.
    Louis would never dream of being so utterly illogical for himself... but Owen needs help, and if he chose not to offer that when he could fix it all?
    He'd never be able to forgive himself.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Even with his stores of near-infinite knowledge, D3rlord3 was not prepared for the sight that awaited him when he answered his front door:

    On his doorstep stood a scrappy-looking young man in a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and a beaming smile. In his hand was D3rlord3’s hastily-written book.

    The man, still smiling, tilted his head and asked, “Did you write this?”

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    "Avid, get out of the closet."

    A yellow eye narrowed at her through the crack in the door before retreating farther back into the dark. "I already have."

    "I, you… not in that way! You know what I mean!"

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    Turns out wandering in some weird hell scape for like 200 years and then dragging yourself out of your own grave has some growing pains. They make it work.

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