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For lifers 🤪🤞 (3:09 pm)
Takemichi: I lived hoes
Takemichi: Fuck you guys for thinking I was gonna die
Takemitchi: Again
Akkun: Can you blame us?
Makoto: look man, you're a great guy, you really r
Makoto: But I'm not gonna go messing with Hina
Yamagishi: yeah she's YOUR girlfriend, you gotta deal ALL of her
Takuya: what did you even do to get her that mad tho?
Takemitchi: idk
Akkun: "iDk"
Akkun: stfu, I'm literally surprised that Hina hasn't left your ass
Takemichi: OKAY YOU GOT ME
Takemichi: BUT IT WASN'T LIKE I DID IT ON PURPOSE
Akkun: HOW DO ACCIDENTALLY TAKE A GIRL ON A WHOLE DATE WHILE YOU LITERALLY HAVE A WHOLE ASS GIRLFRIEND???
Yamagishi: YOU'RE SO UNGRATEFUL
Makoto: ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU BECAME SOME HOTSHOT GANG MEMBER
Makoto: SO NOW YOU THINK YOU CAN BE UNLOYAL???
Makoto: damn, gang life changed you 😔
Takemichi: you're just mad I get bitches
Yamagishi: no your just a whore
Takemichi: 😧
Takemichi: TAKE THAT BACK 😠
Takuya: why should he?
Takuya: it's true
Takemichi: not you too Takuya 😟
Takuya: yes me too 😔
Takemichi: my heart has never been so broken 💔
Akkun: bro
Akkun: that's how Hina feels when you go messing with other girls
Takemichi: damn bro, I have such a good girlfriend 😭
Yamagishi: literally
Yamagishi: and then you go and pull this shit
Yamagishi: so what happened with the other girl?
Takemichi: oh Senju?
Takemichi: she and Hina are now besties
Makoto: she's way too nice bro
Makoto: if I was her, I would have beaten her up too
Takemichi: Senju used to be a gang leader, so I would not advise that
Takuya: she was what? 😦
Yamagishi: DHDBSKFUWJDGAIB
Yamagishi: WHAT, WAIT A MINUTE
Yamagishi: YOU MEAN YOU HANGOUT WITH KAWARAGI SENJU?¿¿?!?!?
Yamagishi: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU ATTRACTING GANG LEADERS???
Yamagishi: FIRST MIKEY AND NOW SENJU
Takemichi: what can I say? I get bitches 😏
Akkun: AYE YO
Akkun: DID YOU JUST CALL MIKEY YOUR BITCH !?!!
Takemichi: Wait what!?
Takemichi: NO!
Akkun: TOO LATE
Akkun: IM TELLING
Takemitchi: AKKUN NO!
✨Friendship is magic✨ (3:12 pm)
Akkun: @mikey I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU
Mykey: What is it redhead?
Akkun: TAKEMITCHY CALLED YOU HIS BITCH
Akkun: (sends screenshot)
Draken: lmao
Draken: you kinda are Takemitchy's bitch
Mykey: HUHHH!?
Mykey: wdym?
Baji: it means your a simp
Baji: never could be me tho
Mitsuya: it's not good to lie Baji *cough* Chifuyu *cough* Kazutora *cough*
Mykey: Damn, you need some water?
Mitsuya: it would be much appreciated
Mitsuya: thank you
Baji: shut up
Takemitchy: MIKEY PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, I DIDN'T MEAN IT I SWEAR
Takemitchy: oh, wait
Takemitchy: you're fine with it??
Takemitchy: suck it Akkun
Akkun: fuck you
Draken: any one with two eyes can see that Mikey is Takemitchy's bitch
Draken: but I see you also called SENJU your bitch
Draken: so don't think your safe yet ☺️
Takemitchy: Draken, please 🥺
Baji: ew
Mykey: hey don't say that 😠
Baji: sorry man, forgot you're like head over heels in love
Baji: simp
Mitsuya: you know who else is in love 😏
Baji: literally sew your lips together
Mitsuya: I'll pass
Mitsuya: I'm just trying to push my agenda
Draken: oops, just accidentally sent Senju that you called her your bitch
Draken: good luck
Takemitchy: unsend it!
Draken: I can't
Takemitchy: why not??!?¿
Draken: oh shoot, gtg
Draken: byeeee
Takemitchy: DRAKENNNNNN
Hey girlie 😩✌️💋 (3:30 pm)
Senju: HINA
Senju: HINA!!
Senju: HINAAAA
Senju: HINAAHHHHHH
Hina: yes?
Senju: WHY DID DRAKEN SEND ME A SCREENSHOT OF YOUR BF CALLING ME HIS BITCH!?!
Hina: WHAT!?
Senju: IDK?!
Senju: (sends screenshot)
Emma: Ayo, yk draken?
Senju: yeah I know him, he used to be part of my gang 💪
Senju: Your bf is a good fighter
Senju: not better than me tho
Emma: JDJSCEHSFSNAH
Emma: BF!?!
Emma: Emma.exe stopped working
Yuzuha: Damn, you broke her and you've only been in this group chat for an hour
Yuzuha: good job! :D
Senju: … did… did I do something wrong?
Hina: nothing wrong, it's just that she has a huge ass crush on Draken
Senju: but aren't they dating!?!?
Yuzuha: no, draken is stupid 😔
Senju: REALLY!?
Hina: unfortunately
Emma: ✨I'm back✨
Senju: oh thank goodness 😌
Senju: I thought I killed you there
Yuzuha: don't worry, I just had to rewire her
Senju: you're joking right?
Yuzuha:...
Senju: right 😧
Yuzuha: am I? 🤔
Senju: I feel like the new girl in a chick-flick movie and y'all are the mean girls
Hina: Lmao
Emma: hahahhaha
Emma: anyways, back to the matter at hand
Emma: Hina's cheating bf
Senju: literally
Senju: he didn't even tell me he had a gf and now he's going around calling other people his bitch?
Senju: honestly, you should break up with him and be with me instead @hina
Senju: ur hot 😩
Yuzuha: ayo 😳
Emma: are you being homophobic yuzuha 😠
Yuzuha: I'm literally a lesbian
Senju: hahaha, still 🤨
Hina: don't you hate your brother's bf? 🤨
Hina: sounds 🌈h o m o p h o b i c🌈 to me
Yuzuha: I only hate that twink Mitsuya because I don't want my brother to get hurt
Senju: valid
Hina: TWINK?!!??
Hina: I'm wheezing 😂
Emma: you need my inhaler, bestie?
Hina: I'm crying
Yuzuha: you've been spending way to much time with takemitchi
Hina: stooooop
Hina: please
Emma: yk, Senju may not be Takemitchi's bitch, but Mikey for sure is
Emma: he's literally his dog
Yuzuha: walk em' like a dog, walk em' like a dog, sis
Senju: Takemitchi is a #gorlboss
Hina: "gorl' you Gru or something?
Senju: how did you know!? 👁️👁️
Senju: anyways, I'm gonna go break our gorlboss's bone like one of those haitanis
Hina: please don't
Senju: fine, I won't
Senju: only cuz you asked me kindly
Yuzuha: lmao, me and smiley went to beat up the haitani siblings after they got out jail
Emma: Wait, you guys actually went!?
Yuzuha: yeah, no one hurts my brother without punishment
Senju: kinky 🥴
Yuzuha: ewww, stop
Yuzuha: yk what I meant
Senju to Takemitchi (4:00 pm)
Senju: your off the hook this time bitch boy
Senju: be glad your gf is cute
Takemitchi: thank you for your mercy Senju 🙏
✨Friendship is magic✨ (4:01 pm)
Takemitchy: I still live!
Chifuyu: that's a surprise