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"Space Faring Chat"
RebelTechie added BlackPaladin, RedPaladin, BluePaladin, GreenPaladin, YellowPaladin, Princess, Advisor, BladeLeader, LieutenantGeneral, Lieutenant, Medic, Major, TwinSis, BigBro, JGriffin, RKinkade, NRizavi, and ILeifsdottir to the chat Space Farers.
RebelTechie: Yo! What's up, space faring folks!
RedPaladin: Matt, please
RebelTechie: Relax, Kogane. This is supposed to be a fun chat
Major: Then, why is Griffin here?
RedPaladin: That's a good question. Also, why do you and the rest of the pack have those names?
LieutenantGeneral: Those are our ranks, kit
BluePaladin: You guys need better names
RedPaladin: I got this
*RedPaladin changed BladeLeader's name to Van*
*RedPaladin changed LieutenantGeneral's name to Tok*
*Red Paladin changed Lieutenant's name to DadSpy*
*RedPaladin changed Medic's name to Laz*
*RedPaladin changed Major's name to MomSpy*
Van: Kit, why?
RedPaladin: :)
*BluePaladin changed their name to Sharpshooter*
*Sharpshooter changed RedPaladin's name to Samurai*
Samurai: Thanks, Lance
Sharpshooter: No problem, dude
Samurai: Can we get back to why Griffin is here?
BlackPaladin: You guys worked well together when you saved the Earth, so why is it a surprise that the MFEs are here?
Samurai: I have no problem with the MFEs as a whole, just their supposed leader.
MomSpy: The entire pack is behind Keith as well
BlackPaladin: I understand that Keith has a history with James, but I thought it was a school yard grudge
DadSpy: It's disturbing when kits don't get along
Laz: I appreciate that you were there for Keith, kit
BlackPaladin: Why are you calling me 'kit'?
Van: All of you Paladins are around the same age as our kit, so we consider all of you kits
JGriffin: Hahaha
Samurai: The MFEs are my age too
Tok: Is it typical Earth custom to throw kits into combat? There are thirteen kits in the throws of combat
GreenPaladin: Thirteen?
MomSpy: Yes. You five Paladins, the four MFEs, Acxa, Regris, Allura, and Matt
RebelTechie: Me?
DadSpy: Yes. You are Pidge's brother, so you are our kit as well
Sharpshooter: Can we get back to lighter topics and do more name changing?
Samurai: I agree
*Sharpshooter changed GreenPaladin's name to Hacker*
*Hacker changed YellowPaladin's name to Doublemodulationrules*
*Doublemodulationrules changed their name to CinnRoll*
CinnRoll: Pidge, that's a waste of a button press
Hacker: Blasphemy!
Sharpshooter: I have no idea what that is about
*Sharpshooter changed Princess's name to Queen*
*Sharpshooter changed Advisor's name to TheGorgeousMan*
Queen: Thank you, Lance
TheGorgeousMan: Yes, thank you, lad
Sharpshooter: You're welcome :D
*Samurai changed JGriffin's name to A-hole*
BlackPaladin: Keith
Samurai: Fine
*Samurai changed A-hole's name to AHLeader*
AHLeader: ?
Samurai: Ass Hole Leader
Sharpshooter: Lmao
*Sharpshooter changed BlackPaladin's name to SpaceDad*
SpaceDad: Lance, why?
Sharpshooter: Where's the lie?
Samurai: He's got a point, Shiro
SpaceDad: Not that I'm complaining, but it's weird seeing you two agreeing
Samurai: It's because he is my right hand man, my stability, and my impulse control and has my back.
Sharpshooter: And he has mine
Sharpshooter: And my heart
Samurai: *facepalm*
Van: What?
Tok: What?
DadSpy: What?
Laz: What?
MomSpy: What?
TwinSis: What?
BigBro: What?
AHLeader: What?
RKinkade: What?
NRizavi: What?
ILeifsdottir: It was about time
Sharpshooter: You knew?
ILeifsdottir: Of course. Didn't everyone?
Samurai: Apparently not
Queen: Coran and I knew
Sharpshooter: How?
Queen: I'm surprised the Blades didn't know. You and Keith smell like each other.
MomSpy: Kit!
Samurai: Mom, it's not like that!
Van: Then, explain
Samurai: I just like wearing Lance's jacket and cuddling with him
DadSpy: Lance, what are your intentions with our kit?
Sharpshooter: I just want to spend the rest of my life with him by my side, though right now, I'm questioning how long my life will be
Laz: We will not kill you, kit
Tok: However, throwing you out an airlock is possible
MomSpy: Only if you hurt our kit
Sharpshooter: Why am I getting death threats from the Blades? I thought you liked me :(
TwinSis: Because you are dating my twin, but you will not get them from me. I have seen the way you two act around each other and know you will treat him right
BigBro: Keith has spoken about his team to me and about Lance, specifically, at length. I can tell how much he cares for you. Besides, there's nothing more I need to add. Throwing you out an airlock would be an adequate punishment for hurting my little brother
Sharpshooter: Keith, help
Samurai: I don't control my pack, Lance, and you'll have more to contend with when the rest of the organization hears that you're courting me, which is their term for dating
Sharpshooter: The rest of the organization?
Samurai: I have unofficially been adopted by the entirety of the Blades
DadSpy: Actually, we have unofficially adopted all of the Paladins, Allura, and Matt.
MomSpy: You, kit, being biologically mine makes you automatically one of us, so the entire organization is your family
Samurai: ...
Samurai: That's a lot to take in
SpaceDad: I guess the old saying is true. It takes a village to raise a child
Fin